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# Bit of a stumble over the weekend, but I think I'm back on track
These started getting too cute, so I'll scrap these two and do them again

especially Yoda as he looks like the bastard love child of
The Mekon and Brain from "Pinky and the "


Previous Star Wars ones in case you missed them:
Boba Fett and Luke,Leia and Han www.b3ta.com/board/6085314
Stormtroopers www.b3ta.com/board/6085671
And a far too cute Chewie www.b3ta.com/board/6085240
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:15, archived)
# haha! the yoda one is ACETASTIC.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:16, archived)
# reminds me of
Pinky & the Brain
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:22, archived)
# maybe because I said that?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:23, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:24, archived)
# morning.
Hows the hangover?

And, more importantly, the cat?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Sully's at the vet, havinghis stitches removed now.
Hopefully have him back sans big cone head later.

My head is fine, bit of a shakey start but up and running now.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Yay!
Well done, I trust you have much coffee?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)
# just the one
but mainly juice and tea
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Excellent, excellent.
Right, I'm off to brave the heat and walk into town. Laters, all!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)
# wear protective goggles and Factor 5000 sunblock!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:23, archived)
# later!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:23, archived)
# i like the super cute ones,
especially chewie
especially especially yoda
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:17, archived)
# gah!
don't say that!

but thanks
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Very woo...
Very woo indeed.

Cute = good, on a monday.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)
# ah, you may be on to something there
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)
# I don't know about anyone else,
But I need a protective layer of cute on a Monday....
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:33, archived)
# yes
now all I needs some fluff and my week will be quite nice...

P.S. I hope to be picking up my new kitten next week
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:35, archived)
# i hope you're hungover (;
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)
# not now
*dances
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)
# meanie!
I shall be having a few dodgy hangovers in the near future... my friend has brought me back a full strength bottle of Absinthe back from thier holiday :)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)
# ooooo!
do you drink it with teh melted sugar!?
mmmmmmmm!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:25, archived)
# nah - just straight from the bottle.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:31, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:25, archived)
# pour it properly
over sugar, light it, extinguish with a splash of water and down in one.

it jazzes up the wormwood even more.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Can't be arsed with all that. I just drink it from the bottle.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:31, archived)
# it'll blow your socks off
seriously

do it properly and you won't be right again. ever.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:47, archived)
# haha like I need absinthe do be like that *dribbles*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:54, archived)
# woo!
i think your Darth is the only one i've not really liked so far!
yay your toasted skills
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:23, archived)
# indeed
it sucks big time.

That was teh alarm bell one. But I thought I'd colour and post it anyway!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:26, archived)
# *heavy breathing noise*
The hummus is strong with this one...
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:24, archived)
# I'm all excited

(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:15, archived)
# hahahahahah
That could only improve it

(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Improve Which?
Answer carefully now.....
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:17, archived)
# the Carry on films that are the new Doctor Who

awful, really
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Boooo
Wrong answer ;-)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Ha ha yes!


(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)
# fabulous
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:23, archived)
# I'll probably get flamed for this
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Well, after the reception my last image got, I wasn't sure I should post this. But then I thought it would have been work time completely wasted if I didn't.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)
# haha well I like it.
EDIT: In all fairness to you, in your other post you picked the one image that even b3ta people don't seem to like... you weren't to know.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)
# do you ...
like it, like it, like it la la la la la la like it?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:07, archived)
# carry-okie TEIM
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)
# what was that then?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)
# thats better
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)
# he he he
that made me chortle
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)
# hahahaaa
great shop!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)
# pfft
ning

(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Ha teh quo always there

(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:10, archived)
# *snort*
Is there nothing that cant be bettered by smallering their features?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:11, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:11, archived)
# HAHAHA
yay!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:13, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

*may contain traces of me
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:14, archived)
# That facial expression is perfect.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:15, archived)
# have you ever
tried to do some?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:17, archived)
# No, my 'shopping skills are famously crap.
I'll give it a go this evening though, I think. After the pub :)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:18, archived)
# woo
i did this drunk the other night

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

* me again
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)
# nope! :)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:13, archived)
# mong bird?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Yes!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Ha ha
has he had an allergic reaction?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:11, archived)
# pffft!
'tis great, that!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:13, archived)
# hahah - ace
I like that
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:10, archived)
# best one
even better than my trapped in a microwave one!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Arfarfarf!
Didn't RAND make that?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:14, archived)
# i wouldn't worry about it
welcome aboard
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Dressing them in luminous jackets adds much welcomed originality.
Woos and the likes.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:15, archived)
# sweetie sillyness
kust pleasure me soon!

/unshopped
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:03, archived)
# I love munchies
I wish I had some now

/hungry
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)
# at 50p per pack
they are teh rich mans sweet
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)
#
They were always my "Saturday afternoon at the pictures" treat - I munched through many a packet while watching Star Wars, Superman, etc
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)
# but sooo gooood
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)
# I have super-posh 80% cocoa french chocolate here.
It's nice. But it pales into comparison next to the almighty munchie.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:10, archived)
# I don't actually like high % cocoa chocolate - apart from use in baking.
For just chomping on, give me a bar of Galaxy anyday.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:12, archived)
# ooh no Dairy Milk all the way*
*including its lovely salmonella-ery goodness
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Pfffft
I've eaten dairy milk consistently since christmas and I'm FINE.

*keels over*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:17, archived)
# or easter egg chocolate
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm, yes.
I'm still very fond of your humble dairy milk, to be honest

But dark chocolate rocks my socks :)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:14, archived)
# I don't like cadbury's chocolate :(
Apart from on Cadbury's Fingers... I could eat those all day.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Oh yes.
I brought the caramel ones one, thinking they'd be the best things ever. How very wrong I was.

CARAMEL SHOULD NOT BE SOLID.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Sigh.
I just polished off a bar of Montezuma's Dark Chocolate and Chilli

*expands*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Phew, it's hot here


/insert your own chicks dig tennis skills joke here/
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:02, archived)
# *inserts*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:03, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's an ace film.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Svens Universal Match Plan
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:02, archived)
# This would be about that kicking game wouldn't it?
Futbol or something?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)
# very possibly
i think some team went out

or something
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Looks like Team 11 has gone out
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:11, archived)
# So I hear
it's nice that we live in such an open society that so many people feel happy to come out at the same time.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Been done?
Hope not...



First 'shopped image, be gentle...
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:48, archived)
# It's bindun, but this is great! congrats and a woo!
edit: Tag it hard! (and possibly optimise it a tad)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:49, archived)
# yes its kinda been done
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)
# has been done
but that's pretty fucking good.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:49, archived)
# YAY!
*clciks*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:49, archived)
# haha yeah, but not as good as that! woo!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:50, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha!
Peg has got her eyes on me. WHILE AL IS AWAY...
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:52, archived)
# wash my socks woman!
:D
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:53, archived)
# 4 way play!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:54, archived)
# ARF!
so Do I ;)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:52, archived)
# but i am here hunny bun!
:D
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Back to the endless fucking failed footy fag jokes?
Woo, but I'm off...Night all.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:51, archived)
# footy fag jokes?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Tired and needed an eff word.
[/;-P
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:53, archived)
#
fag fair enough!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:54, archived)
# stop all this fag talk!
i'm roasting for a ciggie now

and a good bumming ;P
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:58, archived)
# fag roasting? if you insist....
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:02, archived)
# topical humour too much for you to take?
aaaah.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Shhhh the Sheen will hear you.
[/;-D

But naw, just we've all seen a lot of them these last weeks.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:54, archived)
# a little thing called the World Cup
once every four years...
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:55, archived)
# It's rubbish
It gets in the way of Wimbledon! It needs to be abolished!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Wimbledon!?!?
pah
just as crap
elitest ball games we're no good at
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Tennis is better than football!
Wimbledon lives in England!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Tennis is for gayers.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Pfft
Tell that to the people on murraysworld :D
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Tennis is definitely for the testosterone-challenged
/orders his "Anyone but Murray!" t-shirt.
:)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha get me one
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:15, archived)
# ha ha!
top shop!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:51, archived)
# mwhaha
great!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:51, archived)
# yeah sort of
but that is very nicely done so woo!

but you might wanna try to get the file size down a bit from 136kB, we try to keep still images nearer to 50kB.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:54, archived)
# BE A REBEL.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:55, archived)
# ..sings..
He's a rebel and he'll never ever be any good
He's a rebel and he'll never ever be understood....

(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:57, archived)
# with a rebel yell
she cried more more moooooooo~a~or!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:00, archived)
# resized
Gah, knew I'd forgotten something! Thanks!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:58, archived)
# That is really excellently done
So have a woo. Woo!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:56, archived)
# v good
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ..I suppose this qualifies for the compo as well..
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:38, archived)
# pffffffffffffft!
and then some
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:38, archived)
# *sings and sways*
"There'll be blue skies over
the white cliffs of Dover...."
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:39, archived)
# *throws up*
:(
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:39, archived)
# rub my feet Freebs
they're killing me :(
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:40, archived)
# erm



no

(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:41, archived)
# pah!
sod ya then!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:42, archived)
# ;)
you'll have to get one of your ladies

I feel too Ill
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:43, archived)
# *goes in search of gullible ladies*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:45, archived)
# *waits in the wings with a bottle of massage oil and a grin*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:47, archived)
# *waits in the wings with lube and gin*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:50, archived)
# what are you doing all the way over there!?!??!
*beckons*

*bends over*

:D
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:52, archived)
# *gets back ache*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:01, archived)
# excellent!
It's one small step for man

15 missed penalties for...
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:35, archived)
# bwahahahahahahaha
*clicks*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:36, archived)
# you!
Email me if you still want those stickers :)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Hey SSS
I just this minute recieved mine!!!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Yay!
how are they? Did they travel well?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:38, archived)
# they're sooooo cuuuuuute
love 'em

and yes they travelled well,
no motion sickness or 'owt!


(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Excellent!
This pleases me greatly. Think I better get into town to get some more stamps and envelopes now!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:43, archived)
# oooo!
*gets excited*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:39, archived)
# : )
Should be *very* soon!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
A genuine "lol" from me there. 'ning hunny!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Hi SugarSpun
Are you still giving away stickers? Can we do swapsies?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Of course!
Send me an email (address in profile) and I shall send you some off

(swapsies eh? Ooooh! *excited*)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:42, archived)
# wondeful stuff m'lady
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:37, archived)
# hahahahah
wooo

Ning Missy!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Hello Freebies
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Turdis
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Oooh
Is that a portaloo?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Yes it is
Are you so posh you've never seen one before? ;)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Yes
But my butler informed me ;)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:43, archived)
# *pushes IVV in*
*locks door*


bwah-ha-ha-ha!!
*runs*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:47, archived)
# *is let out by household staff*
Smiggins! Release the hounds!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:58, archived)
# *shits pants*
*wishes i was in a porta loo*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 11:02, archived)
# *holds breath*

*Woos!*

*runs*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:40, archived)
# The Turdis!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:47, archived)
# pfffffffffffffft!!
Dr poo?

:D
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
EXCELLENT!

EDIT: I'm sure I used that bog inna pun pic but I cannae find it . . .
EDITEDIT: Aha! here!


(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:41, archived)
# arf!
I like this!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:42, archived)
# The Tesco Value label works with just about anything really.
But that's a great one. Have my...

(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:44, archived)
# What was that series? I only saw the pilot and I loved it!
edit: 900K ? Blimus O'Fuckus!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:46, archived)
# that series
was the Mighty Boosh
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:50, archived)
# thankya!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:53, archived)
# The Mighty Boosh
wasn't it?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Shit! Sorry...
I linked to the wrong one. I made a lo-res, just for use here. Edited.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)
# 900 K is not enough
give us the video version
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Ice. Flow
Nowhere to go...
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I move like an artic lizard....
They call me little Jhonny frost bite,
Moving around
Freezing ya up,
Freezing ya down,
Like an icicle..
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Can I just say ...
Boosh Boosh, Strong as a Moose.

--

There are two types of people in the world. those who get boosh. and my enemies.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Lost in the blinding whiteness of the Tundraaaaaaaaaaaa...
Check him out.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:47, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Oh Mr Butters . . .
I think I'm in love . . .

Woo!


(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:36, archived)
# yay!
ace
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Aww how can you stay mad at that ickle face....(pearoast)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:33, archived)
# I can stay mad at him for roasting in a new thread....
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:34, archived)
# I can stay mad at him for the redex I'm getting here too....
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:35, archived)
# I can stay mad at him because I'm simply a moody sod...

(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:35, archived)
# I can stay even madder at him cos its 90k
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:36, archived)
# I can't stay mad that long because it's a lovely sunny day
And I'm listening to Rufus Thomas.

*gleeeee*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:37, archived)
# I would


...kill it
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:36, archived)
# gosh that's harsh!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Incoming...
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:31, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:31, archived)
# oops?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:32, archived)
# I should've known
you'd have done it first, and betterer.

:)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ha, not necessarily the latterer ;-)
morning sir!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:36, archived)
# I love your sig
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:39, archived)
# yours just confoosles me :-S
arf
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:42, archived)
# ...but he hates Yoko Ono!
found this crazy dude on a blog somewhere in the usa....2006 and he's still dressed up like John Lennon...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:25, archived)
# what a crazy dude
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:25, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:25, archived)
# and he hasn't been shopped either
well done you
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Is it RFBPM?


(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:29, archived)
# I guess so
*looks for some big pictures to post*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:43, archived)
# hey he's sooo crazy!
ya
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha DO I SMELL AN FP????!?!?!?!?!?!
no...just shit.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Real fluff!
Photobucket - Video and Image HostingCFB (I know it was Sunday yesterday, but I forgot :P)
Yay!

(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:24, archived)
# You might want to focus on the cat
not the driveway next time

EDIT nice cat though
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Luddite!
That's art, that is.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Ahh
So that's what Boots mean when they put "Quality Control" stickers all over my holiday snaps?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:32, archived)
# The cat was moving a second before
:|
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:33, archived)
# RPM! lolz0rds
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:29, archived)
# BTW, did I post this?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:33, archived)
# cameron LAW
Hey you remember that monstrous picture of Cameron Diaz as a man i posted the other night? well it won first prize!

  

*smugs*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:21, archived)
# for what?
smug cunt?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:22, archived)
# It's Julian Clary!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:22, archived)
# I remember!
It still gives me the fear.
Props for the win.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:23, archived)
# first prize for what
Julian clary lookalike compettiotn?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:25, archived)
# *mind piss*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:26, archived)
# No effort put into this post
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Morning all. Sorry for the poor quality of this post, I'm trying to fill in five minutes before a meeting.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:06, archived)
# bin dun to death
not to mention...thats a horrific sight anyway
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Seeing the Quo
Or the burnt girl?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:08, archived)
# seeing the quo
*shudders*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:12, archived)
# no effort
and no humous.

that's all.

oh - and my 1000 posts ALL had heaps of humous. So there.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:12, archived)
# subtract 886 and ya get a little closer
:P
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:14, archived)
# TOP lurkage.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Oi!
Where's my free stickers?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:38, archived)
# mmm children screaming in terror and pain
always a winner
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:13, archived)
# To be fair, it does seem this is the only image in the world (other than porn)
that doesn't go down well here.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:16, archived)
# i've noticed this.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:16, archived)
# This must be a strange and confusing place for the the humble newbie.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:18, archived)
# thats because its the opposite of fluffy
its horrific
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:17, archived)
# No, absolutely, I agree with you
I think it's even more horrific when all thats been done to it is its been quoed.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Yeh
I mean, if you're gonna go for it at least have meatwheels in there!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Oh god, dont.
Some joker'll do that now.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:20, archived)
# I think it's because the pain and suffering is inflicted on innocents
I don't mind people hurting themselves in stupid ways, but dead animals or people suffering at the hands of others just isn;t funny.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:54, archived)
# quite right too
although there are not that many that feature naked, burnt, frightened children in pain, it must be said ;)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Ha, yes, very true.
Thank god etc.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:20, archived)
# i have a few
that i made myself...

(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:22, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Memo to self
No more burning children jokes...

Unless I've left them on the BBQ too long.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:20, archived)
# : )
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Mainly it's just this picture
it's just that little bit too far for even this site's advanced sense of post-modernism to disassociate it from genuine suffering. Don't worry, you're definitely not the first, but steer clear of this one in future, ta. :)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Hmm
If this pic is out of bounds, then I suggest the Tavistock Square bus pic is too. It's the only pic that remotely offends me. This question is though... where would it end if we declared pics beyond the pale?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:32, archived)
# I doubt it will ever end.
*weeps*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:36, archived)
# *consoles*
There, there. This will make it all better.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahahahaahaha
Damn safari and its inability to warn me what site I'm visiting!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:44, archived)
# It would end in chaos and rioting
as the best things always do.

I think it's the simple fact that the photo is probably the most singular representation of how much suffering actually results from the 'collateral damage' of war. There's no other image I can think of that is quite so potent at reminding us just how fucking stupid and despicable we can sometimes be as a species.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Kim's a great lady.
She'd laugh her ass off on some of them.
A simple quo might not get one tho'.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Whos Kim?
*confused*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Heard her talk twice so far.
www.kimfoundation.com/en/

And anytime she's by I'm there.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Aaahhhhh
*enlightened*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:26, archived)
# that
and goatse. That never goes down well
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:26, archived)
# !
congratulations.....
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:14, archived)
# I've said it before and no doubt I'll say it again
If you think the post is of poor quality, then why did you bother posting it?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:24, archived)
# meow...
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:54, archived)
# haha how odd!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# I like that!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# *pumps back up*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)
# thank you sir! *tips*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:12, archived)
# top work
Hey Muggy you so fine
you so fine, you blow my mind

Hey Muggy!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# *jives*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)
# heheh
*buys one*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# miaow?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Purrfect!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Three pussies
on my face shirt!!

Woo
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# 'ning Vuvu!


(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:10, archived)
# 'ning sir!
good weekend?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Braw! thankies
you? I'm gonna check the pics soon


(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:22, archived)
# am it penaltie teim?
woo!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:14, archived)
# ha ha ha ha, nicely!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:25, archived)
# top hummus there!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:29, archived)
# you can thank dixon balls for the hummus, which was regurgitated from this original...
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:48, archived)
# I can't spell :(
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:49, archived)
# shoudda gone to skool den
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# No!
*uses Dictionary.com*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# That's the trouble with puns
they are often deliberately mispelt to make the pun work, which makes them tricky things for an online puzzle like this.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# if there was a quick way of erasing punchlines and batch loading I would
;)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:50, archived)
# I had a pun run at the weekend





(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# erm
hahah

wtf?


hahahahahahaha
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Yay!
These are great!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# psst
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Arf!
They're great! A bit of punchline erasure and those last two would go on my site a treat. ;)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Aww go on!
Punchline erasure is easy enough: new layer, a few area boxes, and the fill bucket. Bingo bango, Robert's your mother's brother.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Prickly Heat, starring Holly Valance and Dave The Hat
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:50, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# I've no idea where that idea came from
it didn't even involve Rutting Deformed Otters.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:53, archived)
# The Director's Cut did.
Filthy, the things she can do with a semi-aquatic mammal.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:53, archived)
# holly shit!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:52, archived)
# Hurray!
C'mon people! Get adding! S'only me and Mat so far!

Woo! and 'ning all!


(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Ning Dave,
good weekend?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Braw!
thankies! you?

I have quite a few more ideas for pun pics

expect the odd few today


(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Not too shabby
a website I made for a client turned up in The Garandiad 'The Guide', so I was quite chuffed about that. 'Twas a bit miffed that my PC stopped working due to overheating though!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Yay!
and Doh!


(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:24, archived)
# ALL the b3ta women?
I thought I was your only one! *sob*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:16, archived)
# no, you were the only one
I had twice . . .


(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:23, archived)
# !
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:41, archived)
# hahahahahahaha *dies*
*reincarnates* hahahahahha

(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Hello. Egg!





(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:27, archived)
# eat it!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:27, archived)
# Yay!
:D

*eats*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:27, archived)
# do you need some sleep :)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:28, archived)
# Yes please
Could you courier it to me?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:29, archived)
# I barely got any last
night

so no
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:35, archived)
# Sheep?
Am I reading this properly?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Instructions for reading properly:
Find a soft cushion (any colour), put it on any table and place your arse on it.
Put both feet flat on the floor.
Place face facing forwards towards a cliff face.
Tilt face at 34 degrees.
Hold reading material directly in front of face face, obscuring cliff face.
Remeber to let your eyes saccade.

You are now reading correctly.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:39, archived)
# *pushes off cliff face*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:44, archived)
# SNAIL SHELL!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:45, archived)
# good lord
its too early for this kind of pun


*goes off to eat coco pops*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:28, archived)
# hullo egg!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:30, archived)
# EGGS ARE THE UNBORN CHILDREN OF CHICKENS
/Viz



woo!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Just chickens?
What about peacocks or tits or wombats?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:32, archived)
# everyone knows only poultry eggs are real.
The others are made of glass.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:32, archived)
# WORKING AT HOME MEANS B3TA DAY
HELLO MR EGG.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:34, archived)
# EGG!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:35, archived)
# I LOVE EGG!
I do!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Egg!
Haha, woo!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:41, archived)
# oeuf! that hurts....
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:45, archived)
# s'eau
does that

*feels worse*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:47, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# For those concerned
that I wouldn't feel rubbish this morning



:D
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:22, archived)
# hahaha! You pisshead ;)
Take 3 bottles* into the shower? ;)


*of wine
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:23, archived)
# Luckily there were only three bottles in the house
otherwise it could have been worse.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:26, archived)
# That's
exactly how I feel today. I have just got home from watching the match.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:24, archived)
# Morning.
You pisshead.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:24, archived)
# meh!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:25, archived)
# ning Sir...
I feel rubbish, and it's nowt to do with Drink or lack of sleep
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:26, archived)
# poorly boy?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:28, archived)
# very
I shouldn't have come in today

:(
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:28, archived)
# Awwww
BBB! *huggles and hands medication and tissues*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:33, archived)
# I too feel crappy....
too much booze
not enough sleep
and an afternoon trip to the dentist to look forward too.

Don't you just love Mondays?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:37, archived)
# no
which reminds me, I have to change a dentist appointment, to a time more suited to my pocket....
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:41, archived)
# I know the feeling
woo to hammered bee-children
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:27, archived)
# way too much pollen
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:28, archived)
# you are pollen my leg
/coat
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Ning toasty-boy
If it makes you feel any better, I have still got a hangover from Saturday night too. My digestive system is rejecting all food and most drinks, and my poos are coming out black. I changed the brakes on my motorcycle half-drunk yesterday, and then slept from 2pm-9pm and didn't sleep at all last night.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:39, archived)
# I hope you were drinking Guiness
otherwise your bowel situation probably needs looking in to (bad choice of words)
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)

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