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Where's Wallste?

(crackajacka, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:35, archived)

wallste? huh?

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:35, archived)

quick TJ....

BBC news site - news.bbc.co.uk/

I quote a piece under the headline on the right hand side...
"A woman has recovered from a stroke only to find her distinctive Newcastle accent has changed to a Jamaican one".

- I felt ashamed to be laughing at the video clip... Full story here...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/5144300.stm

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:37, archived)

haha godamn my works PC not having any speakers

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:40, archived)

hahahaha

"I'm a very different person and it's strange and I don't like it"

hahah (:

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:42, archived)

Crackajacka! *gets pencil*

I have no idea but at least you deleted the thread before trying again when it didn't work first time. Good stuff.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:36, archived)

err . . .

Where's Wall?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:38, archived)

pffft

have a tall glass of adez

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McBadger COW, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:39, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:40, archived)

well theres something shoped in in front of the big teddy

But I don't know what it is

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:45, archived)

Shall i

zoom in on the big teddy a bit?

(crackajacka, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:50, archived)

might be an idea, and to say what wallste is

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:18, archived)

yet more...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)

Oooh, could really eat a Curly Wurly now

Make a right mess of your clothes though

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:22, archived)

you could always take them off :D

*holds curly wurly*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:27, archived)

Last of the true gentlemen

*holds clothes, and own member*

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:29, archived)

IT'S SEXEH TIEM!!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:31, archived)

my chocolates melting already

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:32, archived)

Your chocolates melting what?

;)

'ning!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:33, archived)

'ning geez

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:39, archived)

he got the cool job

look at the other men envying him

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:22, archived)

they're envying his hat

ashally

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:22, archived)

You're right

It is a fine hat.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:24, archived)

I know THAT feeling . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:24, archived)

yes indeed

I have always envied your hat.

picture by abandonnship

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:33, archived)

Hahahaha!

It SO looks like I'm hypnotising Fanj

EDIT: She's IN the picture you dork!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:34, archived)

I think you look evil in that pic haha

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:35, archived)

evil magician

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:36, archived)

I was trying to work out who he reminded mne of in that pic

Definitely an evil something though.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:40, archived)

I know she's in the picture

but it's from her camera. Jessie may actually have taken it.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:35, archived)

that waste coat is worse than your puns!!

*shields eyes*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:38, archived)

waist coat

not waste, you spud!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:40, archived)

pfft matter of opinion :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:51, archived)

Yay!

I love putting faces to names. Who's who then?

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:38, archived)

left to right

abandonnship, Sticky Label, myself, Dave The Hat, GoldenFanjita.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:39, archived)

I feel cosy inside, knowing what my dear b3tans look like

*stalks*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:43, archived)

*abducts*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:52, archived)

Who can she mean?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:57, archived)

everybody knows what YOU look like

after all, The Duke made sure of that!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:01, archived)

Not unless I aged suddenly for that photo

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)

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drunkenoaf, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)

And all the Mexicans in the backgound?

but they already have impressive hattage.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:27, archived)

It must be a factory run by a local authority

There's one guy doing the work and the rest are watching.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:24, archived)

bit of politics there

my name is Merx - G'night!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:25, archived)

Curly Wurly's used to be really ace years ago

They used to be really chewy and all the chocolate used to crack and fall off.

Now they are just like soft fudge...NO DEAL.

woo

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:23, archived)

Yeah :(

And speaking of fudges, they're blimmin tiny now! Boooooo

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:25, archived)

It's not even enough to give the kids a treat!

Nowadays they need a good fudge fisting

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:26, archived)

Oh 4dam ...

and you were doing so well today!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:27, archived)

Sorry :s

*goes off to the naughty step*
*thinks about what he's done*
*masturbates*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:29, archived)

sigh

*dons marigolds*
*cleans naughty step. Again.*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:31, archived)

Ahh

so that's where Indiana Jones is now.

Woo!

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:25, archived)

wow

love the name, i didn't know anyone but me and my dad knew about that!

(bigolslabomeat, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:26, archived)

its

the Williams, that it be

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:28, archived)

sorry to break it to you

but Kenneth Williams was fairly well known.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:31, archived)

but j peasemould gruntfuttock

was a very specific KW character

name the show?

(bigolslabomeat, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:38, archived)

Giving Me The Horn?

* eats coat & leaves

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:42, archived)

Round the Horne

An absolutely fantastic radio show.

And home of one of my favourite puns ever. Ken Horne comes in complaining about the weather saying, "It's cold enough out there to freeze a jolly good fellow."

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:42, archived)

Pffft!

Through the round window!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:32, archived)

yay

what is the source for these?

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:36, archived)

here...

www.plan59.com

have fun!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:41, archived)

great

thanks!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:46, archived)

Woo!

Your source paintings seem familiar...Norman Rockwell?

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:36, archived)

He'll never be 'lonely' again...

(Chexworth will one day make Yoko Matsugane his bride..., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)

looonellleeeeeeyyyyy

i'm sooo loooooneeellllleeeeeeey

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:22, archived)

And the reason he's so lonely?

Is because he's a complete twunt who nobody likes.

Simple really.

(Chexworth will one day make Yoko Matsugane his bride..., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:25, archived)

haha!

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:26, archived)

Who?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:28, archived)

Piss-poor RnB/Hip-hop 'star' Akon

He did that record with the amusingly high pitched backing track 'Lonely... I am so lonely...' which he then proceeded to mumble over.

I think it went to number 1 last summer. The british public are such idiots.

(Chexworth will one day make Yoko Matsugane his bride..., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6090474

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:38, archived)

haha!

bless him, and his little smurf backing singers.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:28, archived)

Oh,

is he the one from that annoying ringtone advert?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:34, archived)

i think so. just some random chart guff.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:57, archived)

As...

a lifelong Akon fan, I find that deeply offensive.

woo!

(Crude But Effective A weapon of mouse destruction, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:35, archived)

spooney

(saaaaaaausage you say?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:17, archived)

pfft

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)

ha ha!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)

ha ha

*belms*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)

Burtons!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)

*snogs*

*with a chainsaw*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:24, archived)

*spluff*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:25, archived)

RIGHT IN MY FLUFFY FOXY FANNY!

CARTOON TEIM!!1

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:26, archived)

haha!

flaaarp!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:24, archived)

that is giving me the fear!

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:25, archived)

rassssp!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:27, archived)

haha! This isn't the first time i've said this, but I recognise that tongue! :)

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:34, archived)

haha!

the one from the floppy brown dog?

edit: that's excellent, by the way. i shall call him 'Licky', and i shall feed him peanuts.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:38, archived)

yep :)

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:53, archived)

woo!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:29, archived)

Perkin Warbeck's Magic Newt

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:14, archived)

B3ta Help!

My pissing microsoft web browser will only allow me to save image files as bitmaps, even if they are gif files. How do i change this, taking in to account the option of changing to firefox

(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:17, archived)

rename the file after saving

putting .gif on the end of it

might work....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)

thankyou

howevever doesn't want to work

(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)

Save them as bmp then change them in another program?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)

Click on "my computer"

Then right click "local disk(C:)"

Then select "Format..."

Then click "Start"

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)

yeah I heard this works

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)

hahaha

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)

*snigger*

(BlackCat, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)

that sounds like the best option

could just take a shotgun to it?

(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:22, archived)

Yes

And change to firefox while you're at it

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:24, archived)

have you tried...

...switching your computer off, then turning it back on?

(saaaaaaausage you say?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)

hahahaha

how about the F1 key as well

(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:23, archived)

your Internet Image cache is full and caught up

Tools/InternetOptions/Temporary Internet Files section

Delete files.

Should be fine after that

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:22, archived)

that's correct, Mr Toast

oh, and upgrade to IE7.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:22, archived)

cheers

thankyou very much kind sir

(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:24, archived)

Dunno if I ever posted that one

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sinisterduck, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:53, archived)

hahaha

it wasn't a great idea to get married at a lake really

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:54, archived)

Well... he was hoping for a quick duck that evening...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:55, archived)

I bill-eve you're right

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:57, archived)

Yay!

I lurve pun threads

*get down and boogies*
DOWN!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:00, archived)

*dances in fancy pance*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:01, archived)

Oi!

I put a pun in! Where's yours!?

have a pond-er and see if you can come up with one!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:03, archived)

go on, dredge one up

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:03, archived)

Man, darin short supply . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

I thought you were drake-ing the piss!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

NO!

I ALWAYS take puns seriously . . . however fowl
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

'swan I didn't think of

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)

Coo(t)!

me n'eider!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)

that's a cygneture pun Dave

gave me goosepimples.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:07, archived)

Don't get a cob on

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:08, archived)

I'm on a roll already

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:10, archived)

I crust that you know that a cob is a male swan

and not just a bread roll? Crumbs, some people . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:11, archived)

use your loaf Dave

at yeast it was connected.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:14, archived)

Yes, yes, I can see that

but oven't you got any more waterfowl puns?
PROVE IT!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:15, archived)

I'm sure he'll be able to take a tern

when he's had a think about it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:16, archived)

don't be gull-ible

he's stealing tham off me!

*chases Mr Horrible*

*starts puffin*
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)

Was he a bit too swift for you?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:31, archived)

but he has got Marten helping him!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:41, archived)

I'll stork you and pick some up

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:17, archived)

Bah!

don't you go pi(n)geon any more!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:18, archived)

He'll run out of puns soon

then there'll just be an auk-ward silence.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:25, archived)

Unbelieveable!

Am I herring (gull) you right? you think I'm going to run out?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:33, archived)

No offence intended

I'm sure we've only seen a small part(ridge) of your pun arsenal.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:46, archived)

None (cornc)raken . . .

I'd be stoopid to let it bug me
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:01, archived)

Your pun skillz

are making me more and moor-henvious

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:08, archived)

Yeah

he's a wag(tail).

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)

It's nearly (pl)over though . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)

good, I'm a poor eggs-goose for a punner!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:17, archived)

not at all

you're eagle-y better than most
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)

ahh, you're making me thrush :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)

I hope you're pheasantly surprised!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:23, archived)

I'm sure I will be, I'm a game bird

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:26, archived)

ahahaha!

very emusing!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:36, archived)

he is, beak-cause he always is

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:01, archived)

waddle it take to stop this malarkey!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:02, archived)

don't get in a flap

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:03, archived)

I don't know feather or not you are being serious

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:03, archived)

eggsellent reply

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

shell we continue?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)

you must be yolking

well, I suppose it's allwhite.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)

We need to hatch some new puns

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:07, archived)

It's all for the nest

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:08, archived)

I think i'm quacking up

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:10, archived)

HONK!

bindun!
www.b3ta.com/board/6090303
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:11, archived)

s'nearly ova now

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:07, archived)

my brain is scrambled from all this punnage

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)

Omeletting that one pass . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:10, archived)

that was over easy

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:11, archived)

I'm a-fried not . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:12, archived)

I'll poach that reply

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:15, archived)

you're always robin me of my puns

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:16, archived)

that's something you'll just have to swallow

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:18, archived)

TIT!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)

He's so sparrow minded

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:18, archived)

I know

still, it's all a good lark
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:22, archived)

Yes, but it's a shame he feels the need to finch your puns ...

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:30, archived)

Cor!

you ostriching that one a bit . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:43, archived)

He'll live to egret that!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)

He'll be ranting and raven by the time I'm finished with him!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:25, archived)

We all need

a good (cormo)rant to let off steam every now and then.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:29, archived)

and Brazilian football . . .

Pele can calm me down in an instant . . .
Doof! sorry!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:44, archived)

Mallardkey, surely?

That would have made a quacking good pun.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:03, archived)

2 puns in 1 post?

you must be mad

(

Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

Tea(l) Hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

I mallard'le bit annoyed with these puns gang

(

McBadger COW, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

Howard you prefer us to pass the time?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)

Hahaha!

Sorry! that one's binDon(ald)!
Arf! stretched to breaking point!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:07, archived)

what's that Daffyd?

no moor(hen) puns?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:08, archived)

Geese a break

My waterfowl knowledge is a bit limited.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:12, archived)

Wader you want me to do about it?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:13, archived)

don't be grebey

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:15, archived)

That's

grouse indecency!

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:17, archived)

Still . . .

I'm game!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:27, archived)

Anyone who needs bird puns won't be left swan-ting in this thread.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:16, archived)

I'm just chicken . . .

I think we had that one . . .
No! we didn't!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:17, archived)

you're clucking joking!

www.b3ta.com/board/6090318

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)

If you rook carefully it's a different word
one and want so ner!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:26, archived)

not a dogoose?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:13, archived)

EVIL!

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:16, archived)

Now THAT could break yer arm!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:16, archived)

a foul consequence indeed

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:55, archived)

hahaha!

the 'hooooooonk!!!', makes it extra special.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:55, archived)

Hahahaha!

I'd FECKING LUUUURVE to be magnetic to ducks!

Number 24 The mallard . . . the mallard
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:58, archived)

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)

Mallard of power, mallard of might!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)

Woo for animal puns

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

Moose trap?

I loved that board game.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:08, archived)

I read it as this

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)

Annnn-ti-ci-PATION!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)

hoho!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:11, archived)

Morning Doctor!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:14, archived)

Good 'ning Duke :)

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)

Whilst we're waiting...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:52, archived)

it's the american version of revolutionary art

yay!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:01, archived)

More StickScene

Don't type the answer, click to see if you know it!

I'm quite chuffed with this pic. It took a fair while to make.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:51, archived)

nice one... theres only 4 films I didnt get first time around so far, I'm loving it

I have a very silly one for your pun scene thingy...
crappily shopped, and very silly...
if you want it...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:52, archived)

But of course,

the sillier the better!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:54, archived)

It's an easy one....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:55, archived)

haha I get it!

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:56, archived)

The Wogan of GOLD!

(

in vino veritas, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:57, archived)

close...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:57, archived)

his pots of gold?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:02, archived)

Blankety's Blank Blank

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:03, archived)

Wogan's gold face.

easy.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)

Hahaha!

Is it sillypun?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:01, archived)

dang!

/back to drawing board

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:01, archived)

Arf!

That's crap. Submit it! Yay! :)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

crap yes....

yes yes yes...*sobs*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

No!

Crap for puns is GOOD!
If ya see Mushybees tell him!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:14, archived)

Very nicely done!

Paul Simon - my life as a maudlin hologram.

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:52, archived)

haha! That's an ace one.

Love that film :)

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:52, archived)

jurassic park

in space

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:52, archived)

its "out of this world"

a game i had for m'Mega Drive!!!

wooo

(likeajackhammer, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:54, archived)

That wasn't as good as

Splatterhouse 2.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:55, archived)

I had that on the Amiga, and it was called 'Another World' on that.

I loved that. The sequal: Flashback was brilliant too.

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:57, archived)

^this

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:31, archived)

is it

The Fecundity of Polygamy Belies the Resultant Emotional Upheaval IV: The Invagination?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:54, archived)

That hurt my eyes

'ning!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:55, archived)

Ning sir!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:57, archived)

get to that meeting with theee!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:56, archived)

Bah! You're right, I'd better go...

I'll see if I can subtley get b3ta up on the big screen in the boardroom...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:58, archived)

~~the big screen in the board room~~

my mobile phone to show the other boys in the bin wagon

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:00, archived)

and don't forget the weeeee!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:58, archived)

they enjoyed the wee very much

but weren't so keen on the endless, excuse-laden bullshit that poured out my mouth

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:55, archived)

The magnets of magnet PI

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:55, archived)

*shrugs*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:55, archived)

This

I'm rubbish at these :( I don't think I've seen any films, ever.

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:00, archived)

i'm really rubbish at them too

even my fave movies i don't reckognise

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)

Cor! lully!

Nice to see someone else submitted to punscene
rarrrr!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:59, archived)

that would be me

wouldn't it?
isn't it?

who is it?

where am I ?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:01, archived)

WHAT YEAR IS IT?

WHO'S THE PRESIDENT?!!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:03, archived)

It's President Ronnie

Hey dudes!

Thanks, for rescuing me, lets go for a burger... Ha ha ha ha!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)

what?????

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)

THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS!!!111!!!

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT???!!!!eleventy!!?

edit:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Dudes

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)

b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/sheen-baddude.gif

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:07, archived)

hahahaha

LET'S GO FOR A BURGER. LOL LOL LOL LOL!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:10, archived)

HA! HA! HA! HA!

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:12, archived)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:24, archived)

Three hearty cheers for Blessed

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:25, archived)

*Cheers heartily, thrice*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:33, archived)

Who?

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:01, archived)

I think I got your address wrong

can you email me?

addy in profile?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6084014

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:01, archived)

come on mate

you know I'm only joking, and how did you find that?

ps I saw your reply to Friday's post, but alas I had gone to bed

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)

hahaha

I know! I was searching for something in Glassco and i saw it with my all seeing eye.

Hello! How goes it this fine tuesday morning?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:07, archived)

BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED!

*Thwacks Neil around head with Cricket Bat*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:14, archived)

You are Davew27

AICMFP

~~Who is neil?~~

/edit: Excuse my stupidity

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:16, archived)

HA HA - Missed both my legs!

/Rick

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mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)

ha ha ha :)

yay this!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:36, archived)

Yep,

email sent.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:14, archived)

The Runnymede Central Distribution Centre

near where I live, has asked me to design a new logo for them... trouble is... I haven't got any ideas...

Well... only 1 idea springs to mind...

anyone want a go?

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:50, archived)

hmm

"runny"
"cdc"

nah, got no ideas

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:52, archived)

me neither really...

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:55, archived)

Oh my ...

I would be salivating at the very thought of being asked. Good God man!
How is that sign not awash with magenta?

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:52, archived)

(might sneak to it with some magenta chalk one night...)

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:56, archived)

provide pictures!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:59, archived)

where's that?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:53, archived)

Runnymede (believe it or not!)

Near Old Windsor, which is between Windsor and Staines/Egham, Berkshire.

(Engerland)

phew it's hot!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:54, archived)

Can we not

Just go down there and change the sign to that, they'll think it's just some of the Royal Holloway students.

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:22, archived)

Distribution eh?

Perhaps something firing deliveries all over the place?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:54, archived)

hmmm... possibly...

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:55, archived)

I dare you

to try and goatsefy it or stick teh Quo silhouette in somewhere.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:02, archived)

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:31, archived)

haha woo! *trips out*

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:31, archived)

Yay!

"Thomas drops acid"

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:32, archived)

that bloody ringo starr...

... bad influence!
Lucy in the Sky with Dia-monds!.....

(likeajackhammer, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:32, archived)

ahem

Richard Starkey
Richard Starkey
Never got in to that drugs malarky

(

chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:48, archived)

indeed woo!

i have completely missed ALL my land mark posts.

it makes me cry at night

:'(

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:33, archived)

I haven't, and that alone makes me touch myself at night

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:34, archived)

you're not alone.

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:38, archived)

You touch him too?

cor!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:39, archived)

hey - no need to feel left out you know

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:39, archived)

*dives into the sexeh melée

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:41, archived)

This morning has just got better.

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:44, archived)

you would too

and his pussy

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:40, archived)

You know this!

cor! *rubs*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:42, archived)

i've been to his flat

nearly threw up in his loo
then stroked his pussy and met his flatmate

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:44, archived)

flat? It's a terraced house fool!

;)

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:45, archived)

you, madam

have a filthy mouth on here these days!

/stalks ;)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:44, archived)

to fucking right i do dahlin

*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah*

*smooches*

enjoying work? msn'ing?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:45, archived)

you don't want to know what she was saying earlier. CHUBBY BROWN DROPPED DEAD WITH SHOCK.

may be lies

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:45, archived)

haha

fanny

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:46, archived)

tits!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:47, archived)

MINJEETA STINKY

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:48, archived)

i just got sacked for fwapping you cunt

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:49, archived)

fuck no. Make sure you spunk on their faces on the way out

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:51, archived)

Tuppences!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:49, archived)

pennyfarthings!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:50, archived)

Monocles!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:51, archived)

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:53, archived)

now that's just plain rude.

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:53, archived)

rude plain?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:00, archived)

cuntlets

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:55, archived)

mimsy!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:57, archived)

sweaty hairy bitchbox.

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:57, archived)

*writes down for future use*

brilliant.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:01, archived)

manky clunge.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)

hahaha

that's a new one!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:29, archived)

I jus made it up

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:56, archived)

Woo, congratumalations!

"Thomas and Gordon go on a little trip"

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:33, archived)

Aaaargh

That's turned my beginnings of a headache into a migraine.

But woo to you :)

(

in vino veritas, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:33, archived)

*soothes*

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:35, archived)

owww my eyes!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:35, archived)

*spacks*

wahey! Congrats you :)

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:36, archived)

skiving?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:37, archived)

But of course!

You?

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:38, archived)

bored

but I keep putting off doing some proper work

*looks at intray*

*ignores*

*goes back to Photoshop*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:43, archived)

haha this!

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:44, archived)

I have a high powered meeting that started at 10.30

but I haven't bothered turning up yet.

I might go shortly with a cup full of wee.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:45, archived)

Braw!

put a little cocktail umbrella in it, and a glacé cherry

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:48, archived)

Spelndid!

Consider it done.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:49, archived)

*considers*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:50, archived)

You have just basically

described what I am doing today :D

Hmph. Is it lunch-tiem yet?

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:47, archived)

not yet, no

and I'm starving

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:50, archived)

ditto. I have found a single Nobbys Nut in my paper drawer. Apart from that I have nothing.

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:52, archived)

I have stolen

a Crinkle Crunch™ from my mates desk, he is off with food poisoning.
I am stealing food from the gravely ill I'm that hungry.

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:55, archived)

it better not be!!

:(
too busy for the day to be going too quick!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:51, archived)

lies!

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:53, archived)

i wish it was

but i have too much to do
and not enough time :(

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:54, archived)

Find a nice quiet corner and have a little sleep

and when you wake up, it will aaaaaaall be alright.

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:56, archived)

I may try that today

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:59, archived)

I have never tried it

but I'm sure it will work

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:07, archived)

congrats maaaaan

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:38, archived)

niiiiiiiiiiice! Woo!

'ning all!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:43, archived)

ningles!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:46, archived)

DIVE DIVE DIVE!

Enemy spotted

/dives for cover

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:47, archived)

'ning oh behatted one

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:48, archived)

'ning nong Sir Dave!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:50, archived)

well done

you made me throw up

(pdjpdj, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:43, archived)

You got five thousand po-osts

You got five thousand po-osts! You got five thousand po-osts! You got five thousand po-osts! You got five thousand po-osts! You got five thousand po-osts! You got five thousand po-osts!

why does this play so slow in IE?

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:43, archived)

we got $5000

we got $5000..... we got $5000..... we got $5000..... we got $5000..... we got $5000..... we got $5000..... we got $5000..... we got $5000..... we got $5000..... we got $5000..... we got $5000..... we got $5000..... we got $5000.....

*edit* saw image... didn't read ur contribution!!!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:44, archived)

Ha ha, lovely.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:50, archived)

ha ha ha!!

congratulations!!

*fat controllers*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:44, archived)

Hello, would you like to see my Fat Controller?

careful, he spits.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:47, archived)

Woo woo!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:51, archived)

Moving on...

just tell me when to stop

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:30, archived)

Stop!

.....

.....

Carry On!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:30, archived)

*upset now*
*sniff*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:31, archived)

whatever happened to Mark & Lard? They were the only good thing about Radio 1.

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:32, archived)

they were good

and therefore had to go

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:36, archived)

Aside

from the arguement, this is probably true

(

Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:38, archived)

there was no argument

They still produce shite football DVDs and stuff together.

(

drunkenoaf, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:57, archived)

They had an arguement

and they disbanded. Now Radcliffe works on Radio 2 or 4, can never remember.

Lard is doing some touring with a band, and I reckon he's presenting on TV or something

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:38, archived)

Lard also does stuff for BBC 6 Music

i know nothing of this 'argument' you speak of.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:39, archived)

That was what I heard from reputable sources

This means it could be a load of bullshit, but that's my reasoning. I'm sticking to it.

(

Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:47, archived)

They should kiss and make up

they were ace together

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:40, archived)

^this ^^

Their show used to inject a splash of colour into my grey working day. Boooo!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:38, archived)

*sobs*

i miss them SO MUCH

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:39, archived)

its blue...

and woo

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:31, archived)

Completely unshopped.

(

Malchick, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:26, archived)

LoLRoFfLeSkAtErS!!!!1

/goes back to eating coco pops

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:27, archived)

LOLLES

elloes smelly

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:28, archived)

'ning miss.

How're you?

(

Malchick, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:29, archived)

i'm sleepy and sick

but doctors tomorrow! yay!

how're you?

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:30, archived)

Sleepy and sleepy.

(

Malchick, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:33, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:29, archived)

YAAAAARRRR!

Aceness :)

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:29, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:23, archived)

and one for - D -

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:25, archived)

both brilliant.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:26, archived)

Is that some sort of gay cyberman?

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:26, archived)

yes

called Galactus

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:37, archived)

*googles*

Blimey...about as ungay as you can get then

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:47, archived)

Cor!

They're both good.

How do you find the time to entertain us so? What exactly do you do for a living?

(

in vino veritas, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:28, archived)

I am a 3d character artist/animator

who works very fast so can squeeze in creative spurts like these

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:07, archived)

In awe!

WYHETC

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:39, archived)

very good

(

oCo, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:25, archived)

*pokes head*

TIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMBEEEEEERR!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:25, archived)

Eek :(

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:25, archived)

*claps*

woo!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:26, archived)

hahaha YES! these are fantastic

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:26, archived)

That is all of the wooness

As is the first pic

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:27, archived)

yay

and ho haha

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:28, archived)

Haha

I'd come to a Northampton bash. Many of my favourite b3tans live in the area :)

(

in vino veritas, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:30, archived)

Tee-Hee!

WOO!

(Growf, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:31, archived)

haha, i love this.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:33, archived)

hahahaha

that's top of the class!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:34, archived)

hahah

there's something very creepy about that, that I can never quite put my finger on.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:38, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Top repost. I love this pic!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:39, archived)

That is quite incredible

(Clive Bavels, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:18, archived)

Very woo as per usual,

and I feel exactly like that at the moment.

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:27, archived)

cor!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:27, archived)

Woo! I'm off out....

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:27, archived)

Byyyyee!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:30, archived)

hooray

I saw this

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:28, archived)

you are a man of poor education

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:39, archived)

Thats quality

but enough of this big-hand-bandwagon already ;¬)

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:28, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I was about to do one as well :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:41, archived)

meh

do it!

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:45, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Fab!

Do Judge Dredd! Or Mean Machine.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:38, archived)

they're on the cards,

along with a million others

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:40, archived)

*joys*

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:42, archived)

you could make a website full of the little buggers.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:44, archived)

I will, once I stop drawing them!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:08, archived)

(CHOPCHOP, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:23, archived)

repost, i was pissed last night

(CHOPCHOP, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:24, archived)

so?

(

drunkenoaf, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

_{cough* - pearoast} ;)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:24, archived)

waits for b3rnards cdc repost too

(pdjpdj, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:25, archived)

no reposting in new threads please

It pushes newer work off the board

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:26, archived)

Hmm. Pearoast today, spam yesterday.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:28, archived)

belly button fluff tomorrow?

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:31, archived)

Pfft!

You silly

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:38, archived)

Have a magenta spork

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:19, archived)

wrong wrong wrong...

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong !!!!!!!

pfft woo

*edit* i have also just laughed out loud in the office because i noticed the spork!!! hooray for sporks!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:20, archived)

that reply

caused me to spurt my tea from my manly lips.

like a tea spurting festival.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:22, archived)

You don't hardly get them no more

not since bukkake took over

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:26, archived)

yeah

I yearn for the olden days

when things were in black and white

and also curiously speeded up

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:48, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:20, archived)

ive seen this a few times now...

... and ive decided im in love with this woman!!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:22, archived)

^ yup

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:27, archived)

I now feel sick

not quite BHLC level,

but still, quite, quite sick

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:20, archived)

pass the bucket once you're done

{:P

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:21, archived)

I think we're gonna need a bigger bucket....

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:23, archived)

hahaha

this and woo and yay and hello and 'ning

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:22, archived)

Hahahahahaha

You sick feck :D

good 'nings & Woo!

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:21, archived)

ha ha

cheers! I shall take that as a compliment coming from you! Pfffft

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:24, archived)

Ick

(

in vino veritas, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:22, archived)

Bargain!

How many daughters do you have...?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:22, archived)

Two

One's two and a half and the other's five and a half.

seriously mate, you really don't want to meet my daughter. If you think I'm scary....

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:26, archived)

I've met your daughter Mr P :)

then I met her at the bash...MWHAHAHAA

edit: And here's a "Hull now" type woo for the pic

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:28, archived)

aaargh

so you have!

As indeed has the misses Tipassoi and Pachey

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:31, archived)

Pfffft!

Judging from her expression, it's a little tart!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:24, archived)

It was the girl's rather splendid expression

which caught my attention on the original advert, to be honest

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:28, archived)

That's funny because paedophile related pictures

are paedophile related pictures.
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho etc...

(

oCo, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:25, archived)

But it has nothing to do with feet?

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:30, archived)

Hmm, podophile

that's a word I've never considered before!

*considers*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:32, archived)

haha! Drink up!

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:28, archived)

Begging for it

PS: Is my tag alright?

(

Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:19, archived)

I've seen that advert

It's called ahDEZ. So I read it wrong and had to think for a bit before laughing.

Has anyone tried it? It sounds revolting.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:21, archived)

Sorry but

my purile mind read it as aids.

(

Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:33, archived)

i tryed it once

only cos it was free :)

(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:40, archived)

And was it nice?

(

in vino veritas, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:51, archived)

full blown adez?

wha?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:21, archived)

as in 'full blown Aids'

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:33, archived)

pffft

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:37, archived)

This plan can't fail

Mort's previous plan

www.morttheostrich.co.uk

(

giant_squid, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:17, archived)

hooray for this

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:18, archived)

Arf!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:18, archived)

Yay Mort!

(

in vino veritas, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:19, archived)

YES MOOOOOON

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:23, archived)

hehe

(

oCo, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:29, archived)

Kids! Always asking difficult questions.

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:12, archived)

*squints*

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:13, archived)

You should

get that seen to.

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:15, archived)

*spluffs*

sorry!

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:15, archived)

It'd have to be sets, dear!

Each local new frame must have at least 4.
Now bend over like a good girl.
edit: some new blanks are here for mashing. Nite'

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:16, archived)

That IS a difficult question

What's the right answer?

(

in vino veritas, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:16, archived)

I think it's

14^{12

but don't quote me on that}

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:17, archived)

*quotes*

whoops!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:29, archived)

Not

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:18, archived)

i think you'll find that

primary supergravity intereactions generally result in new y-fronts being sought out immediately. no new dimensions are created. I hope that clears things up.

(speckled light malt vinegar, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:19, archived)

and they have to clarify everything you ask them to do...

(

Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:41, archived)

Hahahahaha!

When I was about 5 I made my dad work out how far a light year was. Pfft.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:41, archived)

nature

(

new_matt, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:07, archived)

*spangs*

(

GatheredCrustacean, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:09, archived)

*cue fun guy jokes

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:09, archived)

don't be psily

there's not mushroom for those.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:13, archived)

'cep(t) if you budge up

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:19, archived)

plus it could truffle a few feathers

(likeajackhammer, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:20, archived)

pfft

www.b3ta.com/board/6090023

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:09, archived)

Arrrrggghhh!

You are the champignon of mushroom jokes!

(

in vino veritas, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:14, archived)

*spangs*

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:15, archived)

hoho!

braw!
Spore of this

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:15, archived)

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