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# just had a bad experience
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:38, archived)
# alimentary!
my dear Watson
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:45, archived)
# a cautionary tale...
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:28, archived)
# hahahaha
fuck peterson! He deserved it!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Wow
you woke up on the wrong side of the gimp this morning??
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)
# no, it's friday!
it's VENT DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Horriflibble
Can I are have a the tricorner hat please thank you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)
# woot!
I look so much hotter now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:38, archived)
# pfffft
bring out the gimp
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)
# haha ace!
and true to life!
welcome mr blood :)
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
*click*

You are quickly acquiring Legendary status!
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)
# haha

so many ace cartoons today :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)
# PHWOAR
*gets TRFH*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)
# cheers!
thanks all! :)

i'll probably run out of archive one's to show you all soon... but I try and draw a fresh one everyday, so i'll keep plugging away...
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)
# haha
that's very special.

(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)
# this is aceness itself!
you are such a fabbo n00b!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)
# hee hee!
Megacorp is the shit, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Yes, I Agree.
(Craig [Est. 1985], Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Ace!
I like that a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)
# hahaah *chuckles* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)
# those dinosaurs with their high emissions....
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:28, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)
# eurgh!
Oh, I see what you mean.
(Craig [Est. 1985], Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)
# He can't
Barry's looking at teh mucky-muck pics on teh webmongage.
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)
# yay
have this

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:31, archived)
# p.s. you cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)
# YOU KHANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)
# I went to his restaurant at Claridges a while back
but they didn't laugh when I asked to see the fucking wine list.



you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:35, archived)
# p.s.
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)
# So that's where the anarcho-syndicalists
eat nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)
# mmmmm
fucking butter...
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Ooooh, I could do naughty things to that man
I do like a man that could stand up to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)
# gordon ramsay v father jack
Fight.....!

(i'd like to see it, anyway)
(Craig [Est. 1985], Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Ha ha great!
I love his barmy face ( the dinosaur's, that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)
# replace the dino with any memebr of the public
and thats KwikFit down to a tee, the twunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)
# hehehehe
*laffs for quite some while*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)
# haha!
i laughed nearly as much as the first time i saw this
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)
# ooo 'eck
i seem to have had a naughty memory lapse.
(Craig [Est. 1985], Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)
# heh.
it's ok... it's worth a pearoast. it's only really a problem when people pearoast shite.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)
# funny because it's true
because if you go there you can be sure you will have to go back again

useless twats.

great for everything apart from tires, brakes and of course, exhausts
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Touched up a couple of birds

Click Big


Click Big
now off down the boozer for the real thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)
# haha ace!

the second one's my fav'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Isn't it one of the beasties
from 'Golden axe'?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Last time I touched up a bird
she called the police.



Wooage
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)
# You should have crept up on her and shouted "Surprise!" beforehand
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Must remember that
Does it work?
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Never has for me
but then again, corpses would run away if I showed an interest in them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)
# pfft
I've already been on my 'touching up birds' run
Now it's time for b3d.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Wooo
me thinks my cat bought in the top one this morning - sorry..
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Tis windy.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Fab-o-licious,
makes me feel cold now
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:23, archived)
# brill' :)


reminds me of the Joker for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)
# ace!
I hope they're not pages from Nurse Sally blowing away... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)
# I love
your style ... actually feel a bit jealous; I really would have liked to have painted for a living ... but IT was more lucrative in the short term :S

*BOWS TO THE MASTER*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# YAY
BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Beeees!
Bees spelled with 44 "e"s is the first "bee+s" which doesn't get google hits. Fact.
(Jokel, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Correctumundo
until google crawls this page

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm eggs
ohhh yeah eggs,
Wooo pic btw.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)
# *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# arf!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# cant read it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# That's not the point
the spangworthy visual pun is the focal point of that image.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)
# excermerlent
*sniggering to the point of annoying co-workers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Er...
what?

I like the bees though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# That
has never made sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I must be confusing the heck out of you then
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# miiaow!
that's 'king brill, that is
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)
# WOO!
I love cats that can sing!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)
# That looks a bit like my old cat
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)
# KILL IT..!
use high calibre weaponry..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# FUCK!
ww000!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)
# when we touch, when we kiss....
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)
# LOOK OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# *spluffs*
sorry, low tollerence
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# What happens then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Then ...
the 70s music comes on ..
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# OH MY!
He's burning slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)
# simple yet effective
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)
# OMG!
H.O.F.F.!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)
# lol!!
TEH HOFF!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# he's on ...
the fucking dancefloor
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Girl....
I'm gonna dress you in my grey bra...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# This should help
Linky McLink
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# that's really quite distressing
what type of grubby piss-stained bag-lady goes around in underwear that needs re-whitening?
Imagine the state of her greying gusset
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Ye Gods!
*tries not to imagine, tries not to imagine*



*fails*


Arrrrrggggggghhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)
# that's it....
get a good mental image there.
Next time you get to the vinegar strokes, you'll be able to SMELL that greying gusset- you knows it.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)
# I washed a white bra with a blue shirt once
it's no longer a white bra :(
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)
# /personal laundry blog?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)
# nah,
just offering a not disgusting reason a lady might need lingerie whitener
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)
# send it to me
along with your panties
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:31, archived)
# I would
except it fits well and is quite comfortable, qualities that are difficult to find in a bra
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)
# just the panties then
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)
# GRANNY FUCKS FROG!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Very good, simple, yet woo
I went to see these guys last year
Fanfuckingtastic
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Warning!
Video may contain scary lady with light-up tits that causes some men to spluff in their pants (though they'll never admit it and blame the cat or something)
(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:17, archived)
# You do realise thats Jack White in there, dont you?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Are the burgers ready?
Erm, difficult to tell, ackshully...

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)
# *puts up umbrella*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)
# haha nice

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)
# All BBQ foods will, of course,
only be available pre-cooked.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)
# nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)
# hah
made me laugh
(simod, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 23:37, archived)
# harooogah!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Sexeh Beefs! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# COR!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# ..
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Wild Haslet!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:09, archived)
# awwwness
most wooo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)
# now if that's not a wild haslet, I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Ha Ha
Loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun????

its a bit dirty.. sorry not much time on my hands atm..
(I helped save b3ta! SleazyMole Finally has an Icon WOO!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:05, archived)
# pffffftttt!
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Larf
That there went dun make me snigger.
(Milt I like gin., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
HE ISN'T ON FUCKING FIRE!!!

*gets petrol*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:11, archived)
# *lights match*
Hurry!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)
# yay!
*bang*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)
# *gets marshmallows*
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# ...
Image hosting by Photobucket
(TheFunnel, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I knew it..!


(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Mickey Mouse IS TEH FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)
# there are these paintings in Salford Uni done by some guy who
had an irrational fear of Mickey Mouse, they creep me out
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:01, archived)
# ha ha ha ha, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:59, archived)
# mickey morose?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:00, archived)
# woo!
nice swarm :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and for God's sake....
...don't step on the cracks in the pavement.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:54, archived)
# haha! top!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# hee hee, her expression says it all
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)
# HA HA HA
I like that, very original (still, not enough rapid fire carrot)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Dear Zedsmith
rapid fire carrots are all out of stock.
Try shoving one up your arse and firing it out.

Love Horrible xxx

p.s. you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:59, archived)
# awww bless
thank you for checking ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# ahhh
I knew I'd infect all of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# crabs?
ah no ... on closer inspection they seem to be lobsters
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)
# eww
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Like you've never
had crabs ... and cultivated them into a small farm in an attempt to take over the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:59, archived)
# haahaha brill' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Yes!
These need to actually be made. Seriously.
(tehjess, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Dinnertime
 
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Heather's reincarnation wasn't all she hoped
one legged AND bald

edit: nice piccie an all
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:49, archived)
# and not even in the right place!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:50, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# wait
you made a rudey?!
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:53, archived)
# I can just see her stooping to rip Stella's face off
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# These are very good, you know!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:50, archived)
# thanks
:)

*edit* wait! you're the biroart person?! :O

/embarrassed and flattered
 and arselicking, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Careful, Mr. Racoon!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Pom Poko?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Tanuki-San!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# dear jamiem
that is a w00 picture.

Love Horrible xxx

p.s. you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# erm
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:56, archived)
# it's ok
I'm just being my usual Friday self.

p.s. you cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Don't take it personaly
I urge you to see all of Mr Horrible's previous posts and consider his username.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:58, archived)
# ok
then I'm flattered after all
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:01, archived)
# I love you too
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:17, archived)
# A new love story begins
(I helped save b3ta! nOfrOm, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:45, archived)
# awwwww
That's actually made me pull the aww face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:45, archived)
# He 's going to endup in a sticky mess
But what's new :)

Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Looks like he's 'stuck on her' BOOM BOOM!!!
*sigh*

*looks at floor*


Nice piccy
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:47, archived)
# cor, loved up or what!!
this made me smile ( :
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha *click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Ah... shit.
I missed 3pm...
here's my entry, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# moobs!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:43, archived)
# it has
a bum head
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:43, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?
I missed it too

edit/pffft *points* bellend head!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:43, archived)
# magenta you silly boy
Ace, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:47, archived)
# hurrah!
the Moxx of Balhoon
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:51, archived)
# By "entry" ...
no, I really shouldn't go there ..
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:54, archived)
# MOXX OF BALHOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
*spits at you* Here, have a gift.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)
# have a gift of air and stuff
/cheapskates back
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)
# He needs to be chasing Billie Piper whilst spluffing his alien seed
I expect there are many male b3tans who have similar dreams like this in the dead of night

Dirty boys
(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Soggy bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha!!
table is not tasty supreme
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# indeed
Barbies patio table
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I was so happy ...
when I found out what the thing was actually for!
(captainwow No, not that one!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm..

slightly modified rp for compo (-:
(spook, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Wrong way round, you fool.
or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# You're right
it'd be ok if the baby was facing the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# So you didn't have to look it in the eyes when you shut the door?
I am a bad, bad woman. I'd never microwave children, you realise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:45, archived)
# deep-frying
makes them far crispier
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Yow!
And woo! I laughed way too much at that.

/morbid humour
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:51, archived)
# rather disturbingly
it's the top image that has been shopped, and not the bottom one. :-\
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Even the baby
knows it's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# It's cos he's wet ...
I only put him in the microwave to dry him off ..
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# oh shi..

poor wee thing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# oh yeh!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:44, archived)
# I thought it was seamless!
/works for Reuters image dept
(spook, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# mmmm tasty
GET IN MY BELLY!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Yeah, when you place something in the microwave
you need to make sure there's space for the turntable to rotate or it won't cook evenly, hence the top picture is correct, plenty of turning space, but the bottom one is wrong, because the middle will be really over-cooked and the extremities will still be only luke warm.

Plus you want to remember to poke some holes in the item with a fork or it will explode and cover your microwave in bits of pie/baby/etc.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Henry the small, gay sausage.
Based on a suggestion by Rob, on the last newsletter
NobbyNobby biro mash time for b3ta
bigger!
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Biro art
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Tip top!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:36, archived)
# BRAW!!
top drawage!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:37, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
brill
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:37, archived)
# You are
brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Is Rob bi?
(you missplet "bi" as "by" ;))

That is an extremely well drawn cock/sausage.

Does that make it just a DC?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:38, archived)
# WDC?
(bigolslabomeat, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha crackin'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Here's his gay mate...


The fag...
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:39, archived)
# is it me
or does he have a little tobaco hanging out of his trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# That's in this weeks newsletter
by the way
congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Hurrah!
I hadn't noticed!
woo!

Thank you Magic Donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:45, archived)
# as always
woo yay

and damn you for your fine drawing skills :D
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
#
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# hi cockalorum
!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:07, archived)
# teehee
you should come with a warning for epilepsy sufferers ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)

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