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pearoast from about 2 years ago

recently unearthed when searching for texture maps.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

you need a map to find your textures!?!?!

mucho woo!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)

actually i do. cos i can't find my favourite eyeball texture

it am lost :(

[edit] found it.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

it was in here

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)

i really like that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)

ha ha!

*hugs face*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

oooh - clever

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)

Nicely done.

Good shadow work too...

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)

fantastic!

and i'm absolutely in love with my new flatscreen monitor! :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)

i have 2. widescreens!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!11

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

I just have two crts

makes things interesting though

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

me too, two 21" CRT's

my desk visibly bows in the middle

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

you start wondering where you left the Layers palette

aaargh!

:)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

true

I try to keep all my pshop to one screen

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)

if i'm working on one screen i actually have to move my chair to get a good view of the other

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

looking at b3ta makes my neck ache - it's at 45 degrees to my chair

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

B3ta gives me wrist ache

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)

lose some weight!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

i don't care

this is enough for me

*furtive b3ta-ing at work*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)

that's me all the time

b3ta open in a window on the hidden monitor just at the side of my G5 tower

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

i prefer my Zinger Tower

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

heh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

The swinging party was off to a good start...

World Pun Day.

(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)

*waits for something to happen*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

are you listening to Radiohead??

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)

Haha :D

I'll just whack in an old pun here then...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

Scarlet walking home with groceries, looking a bit scared

with denizens/hyenas in hoodies loitering on a street corner.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

Dick beattie

kicking the shit out of beadle.

manga style

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)

SA Characters

Done in a manga stylee

School uniforms and blue hair all round methinks

Edit: Look here for inspiration :)

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Weetobix, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

^ this

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)

I had the same thought

But the nice 'Myazaki' studio ghibli manga, the big eyes & sumptuous backdrops type.

Not the 'Legend of the overfiend' type which is a bit wrong.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

Agreed

Maybe with a bit of Dominion Tank Police

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Weetobix, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

Infact

Kat + Scarlet in this pose (maybe someday)

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Weetobix, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

Best box-art ever.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

Do it!

Do it!

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Weetobix, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)

Blimey, that takes me back (about 12 years)

I borrowed the first 5 videos - I remember there were these phallic 'mines' laid that popped up to roll tanks onto their backs. They were called cockus-errectus (or similar).

I cant remember A-Level Biology but I can remember that, sheeeeeet.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)

Oh wow!

I completely forgot about those!
Giant rubber cock mines that inflate and flip tanks over. Good times...

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Weetobix, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

If only real war was like that

News Report "Today in Basra, two British Soldiers were slightly bemused when their warrior tank was flipped over by a giant rubber cock..."

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

Interesting...

how about smaller, anti-personel, inflatable rubber cocks?

*watches tv for news of controlled explosions on Ann Summers stores*

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Weetobix, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

"I got bad news Sarge"

"GI Jane set off one of those big black ones...it took the medics hours just to get the smile off her face...war is hell..."

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)

HOW DARE YOU!!!

*Chojins*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

I watched it cos everyone kept referring to it…..

….I wish I’d remained ignorant. It’s icky.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)

There were only so many

rape scenes involving school children & demons I could watch before I wished I hadnt paid £2 for the dvd from cash converters.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)

Hahaha Classic!

Manga was menthol. Esp urotsukidoji or whatever it was called!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)

oooo!

is that the bride of piccolo?
:P

i want
SA Capsule toys!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)

ALSO!

come and do a talk about your work at our college for book week in May!

i can't promise a fee though :(

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

I'm crap at public speaking.

I start stuttering.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)

i have a hypnotherapy friend that could help you with that :D

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)

Uh oh

re-using a cartoon time image?

If you're not careful Mictoboy might post his 'unimpressed response' image.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)

What a premonition!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

Arthur Dent and Marvin the Paranoid Android

at a tractor tug-of-war. Arthur is terrified by the raw power displayed by the two contending tractors and is also besmeared with mud as the mighty wheels spin in an attempt to gain purchase in soggy soil. He's gone off to find some tea to calm down, but can only find stalls selling cider.
Marvin is behind the wheels of one of the tractors and is hoping that a sudden snap of the rope will send his tractor and himself hurtling towards the oblivion he craves.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)

see?

there it is.

And I can't call him a silly billy this time.
You've ceded the moral high ground!

*despairs*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

heh

i will always post this
because the thread is already wasted

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)

phew

i was wondering where it was

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new_matt, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

i was moving desks

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

i dunno

5 minutes seems a decent enough response time

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

If he were an ambulance we'd all be dead already

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

you are dead. inside.

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

not me, no

i done a ~~tourniq toorni tournik~~ i tied a bit rope round my arm

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

Hows about

a cat in a shell suit pushing a wheelbarrow of treacle and carpet remnants down a ship gangplank to a waiting milk float being driven by a dung beetle?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)

TITS

or GTFO

your choice

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

An army

of mutant samosas pillaging a quaint british hamlet.

(Jaimz, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

Now this

I like. Surely you can't have an army pillaging without the accompanying rape?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

Ah yes.

And lets face it. Who doesn't like rape?

(Jaimz, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)

Me.

It smells nasty and gives me teh bad hayfever.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

GREY CIRCLES

WHITE TEXT
GREEN ALIEN
PULSING ANIMATION

please do mine today JJ

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

William Shatner circa 1994

Bound and gagged in the back of a Ford Transit, having his reluctant, bloody anus pumped full of a brutal concoction of sand, white phosphorous and manatee semen by means of a high-pressure police riot hose

whilst loud celebrity duo Ant and Dec simultaneously skullfuck his hollowed-out eye sockets with their throbbing squash-shaped phalluses

before the whole horrifying scenario is abruptly terminated by an impending avalanche of screaming, soup-drenched Linda Barkers.

Ed: too much?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

Two alien ladies

one explaining two the other how to administer the 'probe' to a terrified yokel

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

NEXY SUNS!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

Dr Moreau on his island

laughing with unbridled glee as he unleashes the most recent batch of his human/animal hybrids.
Despite years of unsuccessful experimentation, producing men with dogs' heads and half-human
half tiger chimaerae, the one human/animal hybrid that he's been working towards for all these years is finally complete.

Squirrels with...

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

me, eating an icecream, for that is what i am doing.

...whilst being attended to by some redheaded nurses.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

A scorpion and a tarantula...

...cowering in abject terror as they are approached by a small boy in a cheerily decorated Halloween costume who is out trick-or-treating!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)

damn your inventivity!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)

*is damned*

*blinks in surprise*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

ghost cow haunting a hamburger

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEESSS!

please

(likeajackhammer, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)

Yay, Intresting post number time!

any tips on getting rid of permanent marker?

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

*fears*

*edit* worst part is... now you don't want to reply :D

and my permanent marker run out yesterday WHAT A FUCKING RIP OFF!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

I give up... I need to post!

use a biro to ink yourself up!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

put it in the bin

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)

pfft

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)

i was caught de-facing a phone box with a magic marker

The copper told me if i put the pen down the drain
he wouldn't visit my parents

the lying bastad was still chatting to them when i returned home an hour later!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

saliva

and rubbing

followed by soap and water

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)

yeah baby

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)

Sounds good!

But how do i get my hand clean?

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6456041

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)

Congratulsatans!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

yes master

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)

i saw this....

debating whether to compo it... IS CAT A CELEB???!!!!
*edit* woo to original pic BTW... I just got back from lunch...
*edit2* i also have a hole in my exhaust (oo-er) and it sounds like i fly a spitfire!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)

is Jade Goody a Celeb??

tis much woo :D

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

on here ...

almost.

now Scarlett on the other hand...

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

your car can fly?

awesome

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

What can I say? The cow annoys me.

(hadeslady, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

this isn't just a blow job

it's a back of the throat gargling sensation!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

go take a cold shower motherfucker

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)

a cold shower before i fuck my mother?

that's some strange advice...

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6456035

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)

Hmmm..

This isn't just murder... IT'S JUSTICE
might have to be my new catchphrase

woo

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)

ooof

Cunning twist at the end

(Onionring Um Pa!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)

what's in the box?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

Hahaha

Very nice :)

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

nice

there's some good n00b action today

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)

Thanks

I've done a couple of posts through a mate who already has an account. That way if you lot thought they were shit, you'ld blame him! :D

(hadeslady, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)

i blame you and will hate you forever for it

YOU'RE A MARKED MAN, HADESLADY

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)

Curses!

How did i manage to make an enemy that quickly?

(hadeslady, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)

im liking your style

Woo to the pic as well

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caffeinefreak, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)

I'm just her tool!

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Weetobix, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)

as it were

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)

Yes: you are my tool

A nd you love it! Biatch.

(hadeslady, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

then you must be the infamous Sarah?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)

That's me! :D

Yes. I am Sarah. Bow down and worship or taste my wrath!

(hadeslady, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

*tastes*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)

I know

My wrath is peach flavoured... My revenge is cherry...

(hadeslady, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

*sherbert dips*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

Hahaha

I likes!
I can hear the voice in my head!
*clicky*

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)

haha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)

dervla kirwin

or spelling to that effect,

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:46, archived)

who says the world is too overcrowded?

(pdjpdj, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

That bloke there...

with the stretched face said it. GET HIM!

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

eeek

*runs*

(pdjpdj, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

Looks like a giant green testical to me

Ver good, the castle looks awesome.

(Jaimz, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

best of all the aminals

woo!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

That's a bit good

I like these circular photos. Nicely done!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)

Down at the glue factory...

Moyles boils.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Render him! Render him hard!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

My renders are splendor

Three sixty!
reflecting quickly
Increase your disk speed
So you can,
UPGRADE YOUR GREY MATTER
COZ ONE DAY IT MAY MATTER!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

fuckin' hell

someone else who's heard that album. what was it? deltron 3000 or summat?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

Deltron 3030

i have the original and the instrumental versions

i'm a big Del tha funky homosapien fan :D

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

i'm gonna listen to that this evening.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)

Virus is my favourite track

i've always wanted to do an animation for it

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

Who?

What?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)

YES!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

Beaucoup de chevals, pas de gleu.

Beaucoup de chevals, pas de gleu.
Pas de chevals, beaucoup de gleu!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

le singe est sur la branch

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

La plume de ma tante est dans le

bingy bangy boogy bongy

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)

Je suis un pauvre cassette

parce-que je n'avais pas les pantalons....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

C'est

l'usine de gleu, non?

(Karlos the Marmoset this message may self destruct at, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

Bien sur...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

tageul, salope!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)

Putain! Quest-ce-que vous dit?!

Vous voudrais une rumble, n'est-ce pas?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

you give me a raging hard on when you do that....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

Quand je fais qoui, mon 'tit chou-chou?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)

i'm ashamed to say i don't understand french, despite the fact that half of my country speaks it...

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

Whore! What did you just say?!

You're looking for a rumble, are you not?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

YES!

i never new that i wanted to see this happen sooooo much!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

render render render!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

Oh god yes.

Justice is served.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)

Bradford students have a new toy

This took f*&king ages.
And it's still crap.
Anyone know why Gimp ignores the frame rate in animated gifs after optimisation? I have this going fast in a 1Mb+file...

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

yay!

we have something like that at our college

made from the same stuff as the Eden Project

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

because you touch yourself at night

woo

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

i don't want, anybody else

when i think of you, OH! i touch myself...

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)

It's when I think aBOUT you

Just like that. aBOUT you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

you touch yourself?

you dirty bitch!

:D i love it!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

Oh you name me someone who doesn't

And I'll show you something more interesting than someone who does.

I'm off for a quick smoke.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

calling it a smoke now eh?

wow you must have fast fingers
:P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

Pfft, and yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

you're a lady of music

you ever heard any infectious grooves? it's a side-project of suicidal tendencies.. now that bassist has fast fingers

funk-rock FTW

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)

Oooh, I haven't but my best mate owns a record shop

so I shall ask him to order some stuff in so I can have a listen.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)

It's a bloody silly song really

who did it?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

we all did

well i did last night

the bed was cold, and i felt a bit randy
and you know, things just happened....

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

The Divinyls

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

Is that the Richmond building?

It was crap when I was there and I'm sure it's crap now.

It does have a student bar featuring in the Good Beer Guide though, it used to have an L-shaped pool table too, but they got rid of that :(

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

That's the one

The Biko bar is alas gone in this revamp of the building. And yes, I remember the Lshaped table, what a headfuck to play on...

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

It were grand

even though the seats in the Biko were filthy, like one of the barmaids!

I left Bradford in 2002, can't say I'm in a hurry to return! I did once and found that the Shezan had been assimilated by the Shimla!

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)

2002?

Was that before the Italia became yet another curry restaurant? (the Ambala moved over the road)
And which barmaid?

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)

I think the Italia was gone in 2001

and the great fry-ups were forever missed.

Can't remember her name, but I'm thinking she might then have gone on to become Womens Officer. If only I could remember her name...

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

Cool

Your not describing my girlfriend then... :)

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)

Edit: minor change to final panel....

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

Hahahaha!

that last frame is exactly the face he should be doing when he's about to zap someone with that thing.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

that's always a let down....

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

O RILLY?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)

hehe

these are the besterest.
never stop being so fucking fab!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)

I love his expression in the second frame

Is his weapon all spent then?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)

I'm beginning to love Scarlet

Even though my lovely Pip seems to have disappeared.... :-(

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

i want to play in scarlet's fantasy as well.

or was it the other way round?!

WOO!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

ask kat if she has anything with a bigger battery!

*yiffs*

Excellent work JJ!

(

Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

My batteries are always running out...

...at just the wrong moment.

I know how he feels poor Art.

*would*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

wich one?

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

That one over there

*points*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)

Really?

Hey, whatever floats your boat.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

oooh, that one!

i quite agree.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)

you should go for an organic model :P

*slurps*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

*inhales beverage*

*coughs*

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

ooh newness is goodness

i was just browsing SA and this isn't there yet! Yay!

(

Frumbert has no sig, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

oh well...

Im sure its my last of these world things.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

that's the world

I live in

*edit - but I want to move to the giant nipple world you made.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

Where is this giant nipple world you speak of...

(

Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

you live on a lonely truffle

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

tis

Ferrero Roche.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)

you are really spoiling us

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

aye

I always imagined the party on the ferrero ad was a filthy sex party, and the phrase "you are really spoiling us" was code for something messy with glass coffee tables..

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

that snail looks ill

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

i see teh chump!

yay for teh chump!

afterning all!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)

Hmmmmmmmm...

why does this pic make me hungry?

Woo!

(

Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)

truffles....

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)

probably!

there is nowhere near my work to buy truffles!
Ahhhhrggggggg!
I NEED TRUFFLES!

(

Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

*Truffle Shuffles*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

Did you make that?

If so - cool! (and how?)

If not, then nice chumpage.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)

yes

I made it, using the tutorial I found linked here..although I dont have the url now!

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

Nice.

I'll google.

what's the technique called?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

I found it!

www.photojojo.com/content/tutorials/create-your-own-panorama-planets/

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

cheers matey!

I'll give that a go later.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

how queer.

and woo too!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)

I would like to see inside that house.

So long as Chump was removed first.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

whoo first post

hahahahaha PIKACHU THAT!!! haha

(funny_man404 s face is smiling in retarded glee, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

*loves your face off*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

how exactly do you love someone's face off?

i may need pictures...

:¬)

(

Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

Perhaps

she meant 'lathe' instead of 'love'.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

that's bloody good!

woo!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

the full gif

the whole gif
and nothing but the gif

WOO!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

It works!

But lordy, don't post it again!
Many have been flamed for not noticing the EDIT button!
Welcome to b3ta :)

(Dooley, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

that's awesome!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

Haha

That's brilliant. You should do aaall of them.

(Jaimz, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

*opens pokedex*

we may be here some time....

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

Gotta Maim'em all?

super idea!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

another good first post for today :)

woo!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)

ace

well done

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)

good work

woo!

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

Thats both woosome

and uber lurkage at the same time!

(

caffeinefreak, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

Brilliant!

Take that you chubby-faced bastard!

(hadeslady, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

Hahaha

i prefer suffocation.

Woo to you!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha!!

air holes!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)

you're stuff has been cocking ace lately!!!

Keep it up you talented young thinger!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

awww, thankyou :)

i shall ;)

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)

Love it!

Top stuff. I often wondered how they were supposed to survive in those things...

(hadeslady, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)

I am enjoying that muchly!

(

Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)

Hahaha!

Fantastic first post!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)

Stop Motion! (isn't that an oxymoron?)

(Jaimz, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

that's neat!

(also, Boris Johnson is speaking at my uni in November, should I go?)

(

Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

yes

yes you should

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

Lord yes

EDIT: Bloody hell, not seen you around in aaaaages, hullo!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

wheeeeeeee

hullo you also,

your keyring arrived and is now keeping my keys all ringed up... also the buttons have joined my speaker button collection!! Lully stuff!!

Mucho thankyous

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

Yeah.

And hug him if you can.

(

Curis, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

doubt that'll be doable

also, do you people ever sleep or leave b3ta? seems to me you've all been here since I was on briefly last night...suspicious....are you robots?

he's in some debate about peace in the middle east, should be informative

(

Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

well..

you were here last night.. and you are here now...

do you ever sleep or leave b3ta?

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)

haha

I've avoided b3ta like the plague for most of this past year, I've found it not conducive to my attempt at having a productive, normal, social existance (not saying that no one can juggle both, but didn't work for me). Speaking of which I gotta go read some bloody books from a library that I can't actually take the books from, so I have to sit there and read them and take perfect notes cause I won't be able to look at the books whilst I write my essay :(

(

Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

Sleep?

Only during lectures. And after sex.

How good was the essay?

(

Curis, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

eh it was ok

I finished it this morning, now off to the library to start another one. Had a wicked lecture this morning on the legal system of a Zambian tribe during the 40s.

(

Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)

bloody hell it's the pony

*molests*

:) you ok?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

Boris Johnson

Spoke at my school a few months ago. If you do see him, take a cusion.

(Jaimz, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

Of course!

Interview him for b3ta!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

Yes!

(Dooley, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

Or try to get him

to model one of those cut out pairs of Jolly Jack eyebrows!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

yes!

give him face kisses from me (:

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)

you can have some too if you like

but for now, i must away!
t'ra!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

He always brightens up Any Questions on R4

(

fuscous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

Bloody 'ell that's good!

Have a woo!

WOO!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

that's most ace

make sure you don't open the trapdoor

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

Nice spooky hand-action in the background

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

that's brill

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

that's very nice

woo, welcome etc

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

superbly done!

woo

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

Corr!

Sledgehammer!

(

Curis, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

is that you wanking in the background?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

maybe...

It's me touching my wooden desk if that's what you mean.

(Jaimz, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)

RAWK!

\m/

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

haha

better than my blu-tac effort:

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

Haha

nice contraction action

(Jaimz, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

ha ha ha!!

i'm making my own sound effects up to this
as it deserves it :P

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

Ace!

Great stuff, that

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

found this terror alert thing

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

~~Found~~ leeched.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

man thats old school

saw that back ing 2001 i think.

(

MrA, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

Oh noes...

(

Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

A picture not good enough to warrant its own thread

But it has still got its own thread?! SCARY!

*BONUS* Picture i found in a swedish church mocking BOTH Mohammed and the pope!

(

bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

he hates bananas and geometrically sound hats

(

Ceteri, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

that shit's bananas!

bee,
ay - en - ay - en - ay - es!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

Pffft!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

I love that

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Soup Herb!

(

Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)

Bums Embasy!

(

caffeinefreak, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

It's all in how you read it

(Hugh Grant Fake Never seems to change his Sig, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

Huzzah!

Grand!

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

oh dear sweet baby jesus

(

new_matt, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

i think i'm being stupid

edit: aha! *realisation dawns*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

Say what you see.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

*looks at afinkawan*

a cunt! :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

Well that's not very nice.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

truth hurts?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

You're mean.

I don't think I'll bother talking to you any more.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

Now then, stop that both of you

*clips both round ears*
*gets arrested for abuse*

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

IUSED A SMILEY! I UUUUSSSSEEDD AAA SMMMMMIIIIILLLLEEEEYYYYY!!!!!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

you forget the ™

you cunt ;)™

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

hahahahah

i win!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

RDRR

Geddit Bart?

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

Oof

that's a bit clever

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

*clicks*

*edit - anyone read "you must grate me" on the ninja?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

Haha,

I see that too, if you ignore the ITS, WHO INTE & WITH. :)

(Hugh Grant Fake Never seems to change his Sig, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

christ!

*GROAN*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

Oooooof :)

Took me a while..!

(

FoldsFive, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

I think I get it

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

oof!

nice bit of thinking outside the box there :)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

aargh!

I hate that phrase

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

'blue sky thinking'

hello

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

hello sunshine

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

hahaha

aww

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

I much preferred it

when it was still called lateral thinking.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

Pffft

Took me a while. Top stuff.

(Jaimz, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

Aha!

I had to go make a cup of coffee before I got that.

(

Curis, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

I'm glad people are actually getting it.

(Hugh Grant Fake Never seems to change his Sig, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

I spent a while thinking the veil story may have been shopped too.

Or if the world has just sunk into terminal self-parody.

(

Curis, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

I couldn't mess with a line like that

That's the Sun at it's best/worst :)

(Hugh Grant Fake Never seems to change his Sig, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

I saw someone reading a paper on the train.

the whole page seemed to be about that issue.

One headline was:

FIRE ON THE STREETS!!
Veil row may spark off Riots.

Another was:

VEIL GIRL'S FATHER MAY HAVE MET 7/7 SUSPECT!

It was immediately obvious that he was reading the Daily Mail.

My dad met the Richardsons in a pub when he was a teenager. Does that give me links to organised crime or make my choice of hat any more heinous and sinister?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)

*Calls MI5*

*Claims reward*

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

hahaha wonderful

(

MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

ha ha ha

very good

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

It took me far too long to get this

When I did, I actually held my head in my hands in SHAME.

Are you happy now?

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

When I pointed it out

to my good lady, I had to say it 3 times before she got it. Then she callled me rude name :)

(Hugh Grant Fake Never seems to change his Sig, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

Hahaha

Rightly so :)

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

very good indeed!

I like the thinking

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

THAT

is Briiliant!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)

heh!

took me ages!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

obviously not a compo entry - because turning a "human" into a plastic toy wouldn't be fatal

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

Looks fatal to me.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

True genius

at work!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

you turned him into action man?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

yes

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)

thought so

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

Death

by dandruff?

(Jaimz, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

arf

hehehe

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)

haha

woo for nostalgia

I'm RIS'ing on the death part though :)

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)

i really wish someone put a finger in his brain.

not that it would make much of a difference.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

Now with 'watch out for paparazzi' eye action

Hehe. Pure class.

(hadeslady, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

pffft

you made me laugh n00b

welcome to b3ta :¬D

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)

fuck off noob

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

oMG

*su1kz0rz*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

Who is he?

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)

action man

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)

or G.I. Joe

to our transatlantic cousins (in the same sense that chimpanzees are our cousins, that is)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

action man/g.i. joe were pants anyway

starcom is where it is at!

/ 20 years out of date blog

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

ACTION FORCE!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

INTERNATIONAL HEROES!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

Dino Riders!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

RAMBOOOOOOOOOOOO!

the force of freedom!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

the Action Force cartoons were ace!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

hehe nice

I own something similar

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

but.....but....

WHY?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

its a marionette (with strings), it was a quid, its justin timberlake.... c'mon.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

mmm'ok

freak ;¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

i want the spinal tap dolls

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

How plastic!

Woo

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

Hurrah! Action Man Timberlake!

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FoldsFive, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

What would really happen....

(hadeslady, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

now this i like.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

god yes!

that'd be ace
smug, fat-headed, upperclass CUNT (him, not you)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)

Pffft!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

At first glance

I thought he was a vicar.

Woo!

(Jaimz, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

I believe he wants to

take over the parish of St. Albion.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)

hahaha yes

cunt him in the fuck

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

*considers buying hoodie so i can join in...*

nah.

Well done tho!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

He came to visit me at work last week.

His face is made from wax, and he is very tall.

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Curis, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

Be gentle, please

(steviedisco, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)

i clicked reply

but now, i have nothing to say

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)

i know the feeling

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new_matt, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

erm

wtf?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)

7 is a prime number

and herren millan* stars in prime suspect

*i have no idea why i did that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)

And I thought I'd missed something

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)

Herren Millan!

Yes!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

Woo!

Good to see another newbie....they aren't that bad really.

Edit: Well, actually..

(Jaimz, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)

you can't be mean yet!

this is your first day at school!

*bullies*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

Erk!

Sorry. Doesn't feel like my first day. I've been watching the board for at least a year....scary huh?

(Jaimz, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

yes

it feels odd for me that i've been a member for over 3 years
feels like only a few months

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)

That's frightening

Like when people come up to you in the pub and go 'You're [insert name here]!'

Eep. *runs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

that never happens to me

*grumps*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)

Used to happen to me all the time

except then they'd run off 'cos they thought I was scary.

They generally turned out to be friends of my sister.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)

i don't know what to say to that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)

That is, very scary

Quit watching us.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

We're lovely

to people who have looked at the board a bit, decide they like it, read the FAQ and joined in.

Hello noobs!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

haha

welcome! :)

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mugatu, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

A picture

AND a maths lesson. Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)

RIS?

i don't get it...

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

I don't know why people are RISing on this

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mugatu, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)

me niether

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)

They have CSE carpentry

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

You forgot

the obligatory noob file size mistake. You are not really a noob, AICMFP.

Please post over 50K next time. The Nazis depend on people like you.

(Karlos the Marmoset this message may self destruct at, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)

In for a penny and all that

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routine has perfected burgers, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)

Arf!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)

macca's papa in maracas-for-knackers shocker

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)

...

Binh Dahn.

Ok. It hasn't. Just wanted to link him. Bin dun?

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)

haha

top name

I bet nobody trusts the originality of his work

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)

Hahahahah!

I clicked...

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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

Holy Sheeeet!

Poor fucker!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

Chortle

'Salacious codswallop for builders'. It's funny because it's true.

(Jaimz, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)

That's brilliant!

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

Why, thank you.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)

ha ha ha

I was already spluttering before the "story"

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)

straw

"what the fuck would I know?"
ahahaha

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

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