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# Superfool
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)
# muchos ace
.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Comment coming soon!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:51, archived)
# i am jealous of this man's spiffy cigar.
woo and yay, miss IVV
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:51, archived)
# i'm jealous of his slightly chubby, rather happy face
indeed woo to you ivv, yet another of your lovely vectorials
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:57, archived)
# i'm also jealous of the slight "gordon's alive!" quality of his face..
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:15, archived)
# These are ace.
You are grand.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:51, archived)
# That is...
really awesome...I have absolutely no idea how to do that

Can anyone tell me the best way to learn and develop this skill?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:52, archived)
# How patient are you?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:55, archived)
# I really need to write a tutorial
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)
# simple.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Oh yes
I found that article very useful :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Woo & Yay!
:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:54, archived)
# I'm sorry :(
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Woo!
Have a click and a TJ:

Is it just me, or does anybody else see Goatse in this picture?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
No.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:57, archived)
# You have SERIOUS B3ta-itis
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Inflammation of the b3ta?
Ouch, sounds painful! :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:00, archived)
# I do now...
1 with the buttons,
one with the 5:2
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)
# no
but i am confused about the clocks going back...
what time is it?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:05, archived)
# b3ta time is correct :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Haha
I'll meet you by the fountain in hide park at oh seven hundred hours B3ta time. I'll be wearing a red carnation, the password is 'nipples'
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(Hyde Park?)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Haha!
Shhh, its a code
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:42, archived)
# fluffeh time?
hammer time?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:13, archived)
# I see goatse
_EVERYWHERE_
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Look more closely
at "5:2"
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:17, archived)
# oh dear god
I really do see it everywhere
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:44, archived)
# woo
that's splendid!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:05, archived)
# oooh wow thats great!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Goosed
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:39, archived)
# kill it
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:41, archived)
# perfect!
BULLSEYE!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:42, archived)
# needs more firepower
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:42, archived)
# needs more lunging.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:43, archived)
# woo to the hippo post
and your aim has improved.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
# 'Patients, Hippo.
Wait till they've grown a little bigger *drool*'
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:42, archived)
# patience?
unless he is going to eat invalids.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Yes, well,
I can't be perfect all of the time.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:45, archived)
# I can.


I just choose not to...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:51, archived)
# that's confused me
is that a snapshot of an earlier time? how did you work out how to do that?

nice cock, btw
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:58, archived)
# just go back
through the browse history buttons, and the link on the bottom left changes. it has had quite an interesting life that cock
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)
# excellent!
I noticed that you can just about see my "burns neck" comment next to "dyeritchyleg" :D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Shopmeister!
/pelican news
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:42, archived)
# I'll just stick this in here, cos it's not worth a new thread
Can anyone tell me the best way to combine a gif and a soundtrack, to make a video-type thing?

Meanwhile, have some random shite I've made:



move along now, nothing to see here
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:44, archived)
# you're going to need Flash or similar.
here endeth my experience on this subject.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# thank you
great sage, equal of heaven!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
# er, no probs!
let us know how you get on with this 'adding sound to gifs' project
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:50, archived)
# well. basically
all I want to do is have a gif of words and images to match a song, and have them play as part of one file (as it were)...

The song, if anyone's interested, is 'Charcoal' by Instill...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:51, archived)
# flash
or..

some kind of video file

innit
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:10, archived)
# you *might* be able to do this in windows movie maker
don't quote me on that though.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)
# just go here
ytmnd.com
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:14, archived)
# my mouth felt like that
this morning
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# parp
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahahahah
More of this kind of thing :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:56, archived)
# woo!
that's hits my hippo bone
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:07, archived)
# haha woo!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:29, archived)
# deceit...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:30, archived)
# hahaha
that look of disgust is perfect!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:31, archived)
# ¬_¬
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:32, archived)
# arf
thats the one!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Drawing from real life experience.
that's me ;)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Are they actually clown shoes that you are wearing drawn from your perspective?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)
# ha ha
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:32, archived)
# you are the master of facial*




*expression
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:32, archived)
# somewhere out there a man named tony has forgotten his name
another goodun

woo to you
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:33, archived)
# curse you, altzeimers!
wait... what was i talking about?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Haha, woo!
This happened to me once. Although the name badge was Martin, and he found me and wanted it back :(
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:34, archived)
# you should have pencilled in an "a" twixt the "i" and the "n".
like a sort of real-life strikethrough joke, only not.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:36, archived)
# I should have,
but poor Martin looked so relieved that I had found his badge, I had to give it him back.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:40, archived)
# that was very charitable of you.
did you ask him to prove he was indeed Martin?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Well the badge was from Safeway,
and he was wearing the Safeway uniform. Plus he was a lot bigger and stronger looking than me.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)
# yay
these are fab, everytime i log on there is a new one!!

woo!! and yay
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:36, archived)
# Your stuff is always
the most woo



WOO!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:39, archived)
# I found a nametag with Rumpelstiltskin on it once
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:42, archived)
# i love these.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)
# Haha
I love these :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:54, archived)
# haha
woo!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:29, archived)
# whooooooooooo

hes coming to put the willies up ya
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# *hides*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Hurrah for halloween!
Good evening, sir.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:20, archived)
# i love it
im off to the candybox burlesque club now for another halloween night
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:24, archived)
# lucky :(
I've had my fun for this year, went out dressed as Papa Lazarou last night. Got a bit too warm so i had to take me wig off..... so i was basically just a black and white minstrel for much of the evening. Surprised i survived really.

Edit: how rude :P Tis a super ghostie!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:30, archived)
# is that with When?
Must try to find out where that place be....
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:30, archived)
# I take it you've been to flickr to see the pics....
it's in www.flickr.com/xsgerry or the communal b3ta bash one.

Nice ta see you again matey :-)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:29, archived)
# I have indeed seen them...!
Great pics and good to see you again also chap
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:31, archived)
# *Hides under bedsheets*
Eeek!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:21, archived)
# eek!
i'm not scared of you
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:21, archived)
# he can keep his willies to himself
thankyouverymuch

Woo!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:23, archived)
# nicely woo
as in, woooooooOOOoooooohhh :-)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Is that a promise?
*prepares budoir*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:30, archived)
# woo thats great!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:30, archived)
# trick or treat?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Is it animated?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# I don't want it to be...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# yes it is
there's a CFB for a slightly bigger
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:20, archived)
# I don't think I'm going to win either way,
with a trick or treat.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# is that a mah-jonggh set
above his head?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:20, archived)
# animate it being sick
do it do it do it
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:23, archived)
# ^ the voice of reason
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:43, archived)
# maybe something for tuesday night then
I'm off out now, so no chance to do it now
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:44, archived)
# The trouble with goths at halloween...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:13, archived)
# bah ha ha ha
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:13, archived)
# I think it's best for them to stay at home
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:15, archived)
# on a 24/7 basis
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:15, archived)
# Until they learn how to smile.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:17, archived)
# They should dress up as normal people.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:15, archived)
# haha!
I should imagine that applies to most emos too - do they get rich at halloween?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:16, archived)
# itd be rich in sweets
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:17, archived)
# An emo kid was washing his hands at the sinks in some public toilets in our city centre
and a small kid walked behind him pointing his fingers in the air and doing the clown tune*. The emo was mortified and I was crying with laughter.

* the name of the tune escapes me
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:17, archived)
# The benny hill theme tune?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:20, archived)
# No, the doo doo doodle doo doo doo doo doo one *
Worth noting that the emo kid looked like a scrawnier version of the Crow

* I am aware that this doesn't help much.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:21, archived)
# The circus one, I think.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Oooh, apparently the tune is called
"Entrance of the Gladiators"

pages.prodigy.net/area512/circus1.mid
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Doesn't sound very Gladiator esque . .
. . but what do I know.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Haha
I think it would fit perfectly with the colosseum scene in Ridley Scott's epic
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:31, archived)
# hahahaha
I'll never look at Russel Crowe without smirking now
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:35, archived)
# "My name is Maximus Irridius Bambergasgoine*
Would you like to smell my flower?"

*may not be actual quote
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Husband to a murdered wife *TOOT TOOT*
Father to a murdered son *HONK*
And I shall claim my vengeance
*Pulls bunch of plastic flowers from sleeve*
TA DAH!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Hahaha.
I think we have a winner here. Quickly, to Hollywood!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:51, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/6473935

i think we have this in the bag: euchronia.net/sotc/
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:29, archived)
# have a listen to this:
www.euchronia.net/sotc/thund.ram

is that what you mean?

it's called "Thunder and Blazes"
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Indeed :)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circus_music

Both Thunder and Blazes and Entrance of the Gladiators, then..!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:29, archived)
# i particularly like it because Lawnmower Deth
used a bastardised guitar version on their song

"Return Of The Fabulous Metal Bozo Clowns"
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Ooooh, theres a blast from the past
*digs out Lawnmower Deth*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:34, archived)
# *moshes*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Poor Frankly.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:20, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Don't try to attack me with your pedantitry!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# I'm not trying . .
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:53, archived)
# He's wearing a Hijab right?
Very topical ;o)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Hahaha.
Nothing better than a goth/emo piss take.

*clicks*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Poolips.
You haven't been paying enough attention to me recently.

I shall poo on your lips.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:13, archived)
# GTFO.

(Tits not optional.)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:13, archived)
# FOAD.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:14, archived)
# I keep my lips in the fridge
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:14, archived)
# HOT SCAT ACTION!
WOO!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:14, archived)
# hahah
:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:15, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:15, archived)
# awww
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:16, archived)
# take the butt plug out first
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:17, archived)
# You're right, I haven't
*hides night-vision binoculars*

*puckers*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:43, archived)
# I just deleted the 'Happy Birthday Comma' image
from my machine yesterday.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:54, archived)
# They've started already
so I made a sign for my door:

Halloweenies
[ Click for big printable version. ]

Just to clarify to the resident b3ta lynch mob that this sign has not actually been placed on my door. Put those pitchforks away, people.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Don't do this.
You'll end up dead.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:01, archived)
# with lots of sweets
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Are you anything to do with the band?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:03, archived)
# nah,
just a crazed stalker fan.

I've met them a few times though - they are very nice blokes and funny as fuck too.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)
# in reply to earlier
yay I'm in the top 30 too, and my random quote is "fat ninjas"

now I feel special too.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:09, archived)
# wasn't in reply to me though :[
I want all 30, dammit!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:10, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Continue to live there at your own risk
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:02, archived)
# ^that
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)
# nasty
(BUT WOO)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Haha.
Stupid, but I like it.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:12, archived)
# nah
just make a sign saying 'would you like razor blades with that?'
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:13, archived)
# *informs daily mail/news of the screws*
*gets flaming pitch spork*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:13, archived)
#
f sp
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:14, archived)
# yes
indeed
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Haha.
You might regret that though . . .
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:16, archived)
# one of my ex's cousins
once half heartedly defended teh peados by saying that it was just their sexuality.

The more i remember these things, the luckier i realise i am that she ran off with a big fat bastard.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:44, archived)
# I jus got stood up

so im goin' to th pub to get pi$$ed
/rant blog
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:43, archived)
# Naaaww.
Enjoy.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:44, archived)
# awww
drink doesn't solve anything. It does however put a layer of grey fuzziness inbetween now and then
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:47, archived)
# thanks!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:51, archived)
# it makes me do smelly farts
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:47, archived)
# black aftershock
results in green jobbies.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:49, archived)
# i only had black aftershock once
some fool spilt it down my white trakkie.

came out in the wash though :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:51, archived)
# White tracksuit?
Oh dear.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:57, archived)
# this^


btw can anyone tell me the easiest way to add sound to gifs?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:59, archived)
# Play a sound effects CD while looking at your gif
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:01, archived)
# hahah
ziiing
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:02, archived)
# hmm

NINJA!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:04, archived)
# can't hear it
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:11, archived)
# and this is what one gets for supplying an answer to your question
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:25, archived)
# lol :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:35, archived)
# ^ the voice of reason
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:16, archived)
# White Tracksuits all teh fucking ace!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:01, archived)
# when you see the GLC,
you gotta dress the part.

If it's nylon, you're gonna have to wear it son, you're gonna have to fucking wear it.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:01, archived)
# proper nineteens-eighties-three innit?
clart
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:12, archived)
# safe spa :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:48, archived)
# hurrah!
I like this! It's just like being popular!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:51, archived)
# But without the friends.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:53, archived)
# Sounds like a plan.
Have fun!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Awwww
:( *hugs*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:46, archived)
# buy a...
...magazine!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:46, archived)
# ...with compatible machine gun
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:51, archived)
# best sit back down
and have that pint
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:51, archived)
# boo

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:41, archived)
# what a lovely bat
very nice indeed
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:42, archived)
# THROT IT AWAY
HIT ITS NOSE

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:42, archived)
# He's amazing
And I'm off! tra b3ta
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:43, archived)
# bubye
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:45, archived)
# byee!
come back soon
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Spooky!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:44, archived)
# Awwww
s'lully bat!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:47, archived)
# It is a pretty bat.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Excellent battage
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# a clip of Fall Out Boy's Dance Dance

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:34, archived)
# woo!
I like your stuff
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:35, archived)
# Nice
you get more emo every time tho :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:35, archived)
# A Scanner Emo?
TJ what's the URL for the board stats?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:38, archived)
# /board_stats
funnily enough.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:39, archived)
# a-ha!
cheers
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:40, archived)
# two of those quotes were replies to me.
i feel special now...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:40, archived)
# ?
?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:41, archived)
# indeed
sad, isn't it?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:42, archived)
# explain yourself, young man!
:)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:46, archived)
# er...
on the stats page, the top 30 posters all have one of their posts quoted at random.

2 of the current batch were replies to me.

i have no life
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:49, archived)
# ahhh
I see
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Yay!
Nice one Athena :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:40, archived)
# men dancing?...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:42, archived)
# "I'm a jingle jangle scarecrow . . "
*dances*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:43, archived)
# You know that song
has the same tune as
"my old man's a dustman"
so I always get them mixed up.

Which is so annoying, as I use them both often.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:44, archived)
# You could make some awsome hybrid.
"I'm a jingle jangle dustman"
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:46, archived)
# I usually do end up singing some bastard hybrid of the two.
And who's going to love that?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:50, archived)
# well, the version of 'scarecrow' i heard at school
had a completely different tune.

maybe you heard a bootleg?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:50, archived)
# possibly a bad cover
or maybe they only have the same tune in my head.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:52, archived)
# i want to see you do a whole video like this
that would be uber cool
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Aye
You could certainly do little bits as an insert in a music video, or an ident or something
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Hell yeah
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:15, archived)
# Just when you thought that it was safe to go back in the kitchen . . .
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:24, archived)
# There's never enough education on the dangers of condiments
Woo
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:26, archived)
# If you're not properly prepared
you can get into a bit of a pickle...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:27, archived)
# excellent
jamtastic
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:27, archived)
# Hippy B3taday!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:28, archived)
# thankyou also!
it's like being popular!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:32, archived)
# happy b3taday old chap
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:47, archived)
# much thankees!
4! I'm old...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:52, archived)
# never mind
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:42, archived)
# I've seen that before :P
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:43, archived)
# how ironic
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:45, archived)
# I haven't
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:48, archived)
# Not only did I glasscock this
but I also did it really fucking well. I think that what you meant to say was:

"Whilst this idea has probably occured to others, nobody could ever match your cornu copia of style and strawberry manipulation.

Certainly the wonderful watery strawberry has impressed me to a point where I would click 'I like this' until my fingers were stumps if only I did not have to preserve my hands for praising your name.

Rex, You are fucking ace!"

Yes?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:56, archived)
# I hate EcoDisney...


(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:18, archived)
# like big bubble wrap
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:20, archived)
# Oh, it's not that bad
OK, the mediterranean biome is a bit pants, but the tropical one is teh woo.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:20, archived)
# the med one
is definately poo, but i wanna go on holiday in the tropical one!
hi everybody!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Hiya
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Yeah true,
but it dont half cool you down after beind in the tropical one. I must have lat a stone (not that it makes much difference, due to be a bit portly)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:22, archived)
# hehe
I rather liked it
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Top popping action
woo !
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Haha!
I did like it though, when I went. It was lovely and warm inside the biomes and my husband's glasses steamed up :)

Oh how we laughed!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:25, archived)
# ha ha
i like the place though
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:27, archived)
# yeah man
squeeze it!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:28, archived)
#
When i went it was like standing in a queueueueueue of sweaty people in a big greenhouse.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:33, archived)
# This.
Queue for the bus. Queue for the 'road train'. Queue to get in. Pay through the nose. Queue to get lunch. Fight for a seat. Look at six square feet of sand labelled "California". Read some spurious ecofearmongering. Queue to get the 'road train'. Queue for the bus. Escape.

/Issues blog
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:43, archived)
# Or not
When I went, no queue for bus. No queue for road train. No queue to get in. No queue for lunch. No fight for a seat.

I'm not quibbling with the "pay through the nose" bit, though...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:28, archived)
# yeah
my t-shirt was sodden when I got out of there
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Reminds
me of my my teen years, and also now :(
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Did I do an art?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:57, archived)
# wow
that is lovely. And I've just noticed it's my b3taday! I'm 4!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:58, archived)
# felicitatious contrafibularities
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Oooh
happy b3taday! Cheers!

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:00, archived)
# muchly thankyous!
*Remembers all the highs and lows of the last 4 years... wonders where they went*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:02, archived)
# 4 years!!!
Old skool!!
congrats!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:04, archived)
# Happy 4th B3taday!
Congrats.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:05, archived)
# Cor!
I thought I was the only 4 year old left on the board. Well done!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:09, archived)
# there's a few around
I can remember when all this were fields
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Blimmeh.
Do you remember the great meme wars of '03?

*trembles*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:14, archived)
# that was a dark day
there were broken links all around
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:17, archived)
# 2 months to go!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:22, archived)
# ooh happy b3taday!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
Hope you are showered with scrumptious cakey bits!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:14, archived)
# nice. who is she?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:58, archived)
# She is a random source photo
so I dunno :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:01, archived)
# pfft. find an email address and email it to her
that'll freak her out
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:02, archived)
# yay
:D

good bit of random insanity
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:04, archived)
# hmmmm
we could do this.

Find someone's home page or whatever with a picture of them on it.

We could all do our interpretation of it, and email it to them.

it's what the internet's for!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:06, archived)
# actually I was having this sort of thought at work when filling some envelopes with crap
pick a few random address in the country and just send them b3ta style nonsense for no apparent reason

This is probably a crime and I was bored out of my arse at the time, but I found the concept amusing, even tho it would probably have the poor recipient running out into the street on fire and bursting into flames
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:08, archived)
# There was an ill fated attempt to invade a knitting forum for the day
about 18 months ago.

Rob got some stick from their webmaster who it turned out was a spamming prick,

We (I) had to pull the idea.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:14, archived)
# spammers are evil
and must be killed

I'm going to have to frig about with my mail server because of all the crap people send in my name, damn it!

it makes me sad :/
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:28, archived)
# haha didn`t Prunes start that off with Dick Beattie?
oh and the Susan Scott (bad) lookalikes

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:10, archived)
# yay
is this the genesis of something that's most likely illegal and will get us sent to the big house?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:13, archived)
# [email protected]?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:05, archived)
# that`s not a proper aol e-mail address
try something like

[email protected]
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:11, archived)
# [email protected] shoe-early?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:17, archived)
# fuck that`s why my e-mails never reached him

I forgot the underscore
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:19, archived)
# yes! that am art!
WOO!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:58, archived)
# ohmmmm
think so.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:58, archived)
# that ams!
and I must say

I say!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:59, archived)
# thas great
woo!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Arty arty arty arty!
That's pretty darn good!
You are teh bestest at teh drawnding!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:00, archived)
# very nice
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:01, archived)
# woo
very nicely done! :o)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:01, archived)
# woo
very nice :)

*clicks*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:01, archived)
# BOOBIES!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:02, archived)
# Oh no!
Really? *looks down*

*blushes*

*covers modesty*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:03, archived)
# *dribbles*


:(
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:06, archived)
# That's very nice Miss Veritas
Woo :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:03, archived)
# bloody tranny
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Yes. You certainly did.
S'fantastic that.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:13, archived)
# *clap*clap*
that's good stuff.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:15, archived)
# yes.
And all over the floor, aswell!

woo
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Been abroad recently?

Saw this in budapest last week
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:18, archived)
# Oooh that's cool
I should have something on the side of my car :)

Did you take that picture intending to post it on b3ta?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Been lurking
long enough to recognise the regulars, saw it snapped it, posted it :D on the hunt for others....
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:34, archived)
# Ooooh
I'm a recognisable regular - hurrah!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:39, archived)
# on the same topic:
I took a pic of a bar in camden called Gilgamesh, just for b3ta purposes.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:36, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:36, archived)
# You dropped this: F
Only joking, love it. The scribbly hair works well
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:37, archived)
# My dad...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:48, archived)
# i think that might be a little stolen
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:50, archived)
# what?
you mean he didn't make that image?

and has just found it and posted it?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:52, archived)
# north korea did
WHAT!?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:54, archived)
# OH MY GOD
THERE'S A LOW YIELD NUCLEAR DEAD WHALE IN THE THAMES?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:54, archived)
# AND THE POPE JOHN PEEL IS RIDING IT
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:55, archived)
# OH MY GOD! HE'S GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES!
STOP THAT POPE JOHN PEEL! YOU WILL FALL OFF AND SUSTAIN SLIGHT INJURY AS A RESULT!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:58, archived)
# RICHARD HAMMOND IS A NAZI
and MANUEL was killed in a jet car
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 22:41, archived)
# [sarcasm detector]
*BOOM*

[/sarcasm detector]
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:55, archived)
# I'm sorry doctor
did I burst your instrument?

*blinks innocently*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:57, archived)
# yes
it has burst all over your face

best go wipe yourself off
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:59, archived)
# oh you!
with your sexy talk!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:00, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# *cry*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:56, archived)
# *reply*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:17, archived)
# *Slaps face*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# congratulations!
welcome to the internet
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:55, archived)
# DWAYNE DIBBLY!!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:56, archived)
# you must be extra tired by now with the clocks turning back
its a whole more hour of Cbeebies to watch
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Ha i love cbeebie jokes.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:08, archived)
#
joke
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:12, archived)
# My kid has trouble watching cbeebies,
mainly due to the jizz in her eyes.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:13, archived)
# noice!!
TJ: Torchwood tonight! And to celebrate, have a badly-chopped image of me as Cap'n Jack...

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:56, archived)
# you must need some companionship
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Umm....
maybe
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:58, archived)
# *puts balaclava on*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:59, archived)
# I like the sound of this...
pfft
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:02, archived)
# now then. lets see.
vaseline. check
rohypnol. check
soldering iron. check
video camera. check

I'M READY!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:05, archived)
# AMBUSH!
*surprise sexes*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:09, archived)
# *sulks*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:21, archived)
# you don't need companionship
you already have "nice hat"

:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:00, archived)
# rofl
best phot I could find was when I was in Sydney...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:02, archived)
# if I go to sydney
I'll be sure to get a nice hat
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:04, archived)
# if you`re going soon, post some pics of the hats on the board
mongy`s going over next month, and I`ll bet he buys the worst hat
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:10, archived)
# hah
I couldn't afford to go to grimsby nevery mind australia

:(
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:14, archived)
# heh tell me about it
.. trying to buy the smallest flat, and having to pay the biggest money, which I ain`t got

cunts the lot of them
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:18, archived)
# but at least it'll be your smallest flat
I just have to sort my debts out and then figure out what the hell I'm supposed to be doing.

ideally I'd like to photoshop kittins and post them on b3ta, but I don't think that's going to be a good long term plan :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:31, archived)
# haha woo!

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:05, archived)
# ARSE DALEKS!
Awesome! :D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:10, archived)
# arse daleks?
/looks in copy of 'the lancet' for cures....
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:10, archived)
# there`s a flippin` exclamation mark, you two gobshites
:p
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:11, archived)
# must be contagious then......
*fetches the antibios*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:13, archived)
# ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS
ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS
ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS
ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS ARSE DALEKS


I am all of teh funneh!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:16, archived)
# haha
metal dingleberries
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Arse Daleks?
Inseminate?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Fatima Whitbread
aicmfp
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:32, archived)
# pumpkin patch kid
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Now stick a candle in it!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# ^this
are you going to make pie with the scrapings?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
# nobody actually keeps the
scrapings
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# mericans
do
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# merkins can't count to 5 on two
hands
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# *chortles*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
# englishmen...
...can count to 5 on their teeth....har har!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:33, archived)
# I was thinking about having a go this year.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# really?
my mum had a go many years ago.

wasn't very nice.

but then she can't cook, and I don't like pie anyway. :)

good luck if you do try it though!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Cheers.
I'll probably just end up making a mess though.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:49, archived)
# send pictures!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:51, archived)
# I will if I remember.
*makes note*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:52, archived)
# I wanna see pumpkin disaster photos
I'm avoiding halloween myself. Always a disaster for me.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:54, archived)
# that is a question, that should be asked in any occasion
without embarrasment

even in the absence of scrapings

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# You've got to, haven't you.
It'd be rude not to.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:55, archived)
# indeed
:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:15, archived)
# more like a bonfire


wouldn't want to eat it later.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Did you scoop it out yourself?


(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
# scooping
i found using a real baby and painting works better, then spray with orange paint discard brain and eyes and soft tissue... and as you can see makes a good display
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# shitting crikey
thats delightfully grim
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Jesus christ
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Sorry love, that's Christmas!
You gone got the wrong celebration! :P
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Pffft
Observe, you all, my fearsome black eye

i7.photobucket.com/albums/y276/The_Monosyllabic_Girl/PICT0026.jpg

I want a job in Hollywood
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# That's looks real!!!!
*gets you a job in hollywood*


(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:56, archived)
# nah that`s
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:05, archived)
# Quit trying to get me into your wierd Irish cult
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:13, archived)
# good god
that's scary
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
have a good one!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# happy b3taday
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Creepy
but nice
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] ICE CREAM!!



if i had money id donate
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:56, archived)
# PUNCH IT IN THE THROAT
very HARD
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:10, archived)
# scary
I have teh fear
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:20, archived)
# suddenly felt compelled
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Haven't done a vibrating picture in ages, damn it
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Cheggersus
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Haha
What the shuddering feck?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Cheggasus!!!
woo yay

clickety
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# haha top reply and top pic
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Yay
I wanna be *that* star sign.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# ha ha ha !
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# haha
what the hell?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:51, archived)
# arrfffttt
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:57, archived)
# orly?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
silly birds
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
# OMG!
A CHICKEN WITH TWO HEADS!!!

*runs off screaming*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
# hugh's got two of those...
...nice chickies!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:21, archived)
# ^__^
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)
# what about
a chicken with 2 anuses
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:24, archived)
# twice the fun...
ill leave quietly
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)
# I'll take 3
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:27, archived)
# ... or ....
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:29, archived)
# ^legend
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:30, archived)
# "Why was Mike behind on his grades?
Because he couldn't get aHEAD! Hah!"

the people behind that site are gonna get a punch by proxy.. and you can be the proxy! :p
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)
# blimey!
double hoop!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Twit.....
.......
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:21, archived)
# T'woo?
...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:24, archived)
# a doodle do
.....
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Teef!
Woo
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)
# haha!
It done a poos!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:33, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha !
ace that is
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
# hahahaha
that poo is the most used poo in the history of photosoup!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:54, archived)
# oh well, if no-one else is gonna say it
YA RLY

and talking of wierd birds, I'll sneak a cheeky repost from the ghey shift:

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# death to the evil frog



prolly bin dun before but i wanted to kill him
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:06, archived)
# sweet mother of jesus!
a floating gun
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
# you'll make rik sad
he loves the crazy frog
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# I bet you never even listened to that CD
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)
# YAY!
Mnnngnnngnnngnnngnnng. I love that frog!!11!11!eleventy!!1!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Good half term?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# me no go to school/college
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# ^o^
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# kekekeke
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)
# *Larps in your general direction*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# going back to school tomorrow?


edit: apparantly not... but should be...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Crazy frog should go to school
he'd disrupt all the lessons with his quick wit, wow the ladies with his blue twanger and in the end everyone would learn a lesson- friends are family.

has anyone else seen a film that follows this exact plot? (minus frog)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)
# whale in thames!
pope dead!
etc!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:49, archived)
# visibly reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles...
visibly reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# been done before I think
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# damn!
bindun, you say?...*hangs head in shame, and buggers off for another 6 months*...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Yes
by Helen Keller answering the 'phone'.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Ray Charles
actually. Hellen Keller wouldn't hear the phone.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Thats an excellent idea
I'm currently in the process of making myself look like a beaten housewife for a halloween party tonight. The iron would be much more authentic than makeup.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# need some help?

*necks three stellas*

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Hurray!
I'll still love you no matter how bad it gets.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Three!!!
She wants to look beaten, not dead!!!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I can contribute 2 bottles of Corona (no silly little limes though) if it helps
plus a flicking of the nipples, poking of the arse, tickling of the feet, and wiping snot in the face

as that`s what "physical abuse" is deemed to be these days
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# you are an abuser!
hanging is too good for you
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# I`ll abuse you in a minute :D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# You'd make a rubbish redneck
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# true.. never could sit in the sun for long periods of time
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# is there going to be a b3ta halloween bash?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# no
no no no no no
Yes, but you've not been invited, everyone else is going but you
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:30, archived)
# By covering them with blisters?
Careful now, there could be children watching, or people who may think this is true, you know, idiots!
*irons face*

OWW!!!!!


woo!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Sorry, I never got your pun . . .

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# It did it wrong!!! mmnngg!!!

there is supposed to be two of the second pic!

the answer is my sig....
Two worlds coloured in...tenuous as fu..
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

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