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You're waiting for an explanation.
It will never come.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# did you just delete the internet too?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# too
point zero?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE DELETING THE INTERNET!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# People have died dammit!
This isn't good.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Very quick and dirty

cos I'm drunk and there's chuff all on tv
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Chuff!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Quack
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Where's the pun?
[EDIT: although she is a fine duck.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# she would look
finer on my plate
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Is that duck a chuff?
I'm no good at twitching
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# No,
it's a baby swan with a photoshopped in anus.

See title.

(incidentally, it is not relevant, I just found it)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Ahhhh
To subtle for me. I need a big throbbing goatse
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# *bookmarks for future use*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# I would
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# What about the posh bird?
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Demonic Duck?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Cambridge duck?
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# indeedy.
Look into his eyes.

You want to send me your pennies.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Hmmm
I read that as send me your penises
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
#



* unseals envelope and looks for sellotape *
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# That's the hypnotisim.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# That Duck is Huge!
We're all going to die!

Arrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)
# there is bound to be porn on channel 5
turn over to channel 5.

i dare you.

i bet there is soft porn about a window cleaner or summat.
(AMadDayYes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# "The Day I Shimmied my Shammy"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# "squeeze my sponge 4"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:20, archived)
# "Debbie does Detergent"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# "Squeegy my Sudds "
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# "Deep Bucket"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# "Dunk it deep 3"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# "Lathered up and streak free 6"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# "Lathered up and dripping 2"

is far better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# Or
Larded up with Dripping..... YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# "A pint of cream and knob of butter 17"
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# I've seen that one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# nope
something with Charles Dance and a moan from the missus cos she was watching QI
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Alien 3 I'm guessing
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# 8 out of 10 twats is on 4
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# that sums up Jimmy Carr in general
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# A big faced cunt.
I thought that was a better summary.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Prolly
he was talking to Sigourney Weaver...
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# *bingo*
/bet it's not the 'proper' version with the Ox-Alien
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Lynda Belligham?
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# genuine 'lol' from me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# haha :)

next: children on speed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# Another possible tangent:
Children that breed?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Essex
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Laaaaandan
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# there's never anything
on when children in need is on. and anyway, tv is shit
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# red!

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# I'm going to
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# travel the well worn
road and when I reach my destination I'll
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# fight whoever may be there
until I
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# reach a state
of fatigue so great that my body shuts down until I
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# Awake in a glass prison.
I shout louder and louder until
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# I die.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# I wanted to be a typewriter mender when I grew up,
But things didn’t work out so. Sleep
Late in the morning, climb up Mt. Olympia and replace a Return:
But I didn’t get enough good grades.
My uncle Peter had the Parthenon Business Machine Remediation outfit,
And right there, on the shop floor,
Hundreds of electric-selectrics, all messed up:
But I didn’t get enough good grades.
I had a dexadrine hyperactivity selective
Attend to relevant
Information tempo taken in told to
Mechanism coping concept
Put my head down crumple my paper.
Sent to look at the future-job folder-binders,
I got distracted by the graphs.
In the resource room Mrs. Petorsky re-enforced me:
Raisins from her zip-lock bag,
And free time after my target behavior I was positive about:
Tickets, tangibles, chips and stars.
/Fiery Furnaces
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# cringe with
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Claris!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# very!
also very good!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# SOCKS! SHOCKS!
SHOXX! Buy them now!

Or go here if you dislike your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# i want them
NOW
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# corr! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# the socks
were the only reason i did the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Indeed.
Socks are the underated muse.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# especially
long stripey ones
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# They are the best.
If it wernt for the abuse and ridicule I would get for wearing them I would buy some.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# *my favourite*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# lemme just get this reposting stuff clear...
i can post a link like so...
compo entery
but i cant repost a picture?
sorry its just not that clear...

edit : anyone? pleease dont wanna get bitten by evil board ppl... *cowers*
double edit : or is it this link that is prefered? www.b3ta.com/board/6544151
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# Pearoasts only are bad in new threads or if they are all the fucking time.
That said, it is stated (although I do not have the stats to back this up) that no pearoast have ever won a comp.

If you want to enter the comp then you have to make the post a comp post too, so it had better be the image.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# exactly
but for the compo bit...I've won a compo once with a repost
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Then the FAQs are lies!
I demand a recount.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# sounds to me like reposts
dont get considered for the compo. sort of reading between the lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# You should never repost old pictures in new threads.
Reposting in a reply is ok. Generally you should repost only if it is connected to the post you are replying to in some way.
See how I reposted my sock picture just here in reply to the sock picture above. This is good reposting in action people.

Edit: apparently you may repost in a new thread if the picture is for a challenge entry. However you can still submit a challenge entry as a reply to a post.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Or my random cygnet ring in response to
a children in need post.

Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# just to make it clear then (again) the FAQ says
Don't:
* Post stuff that is, or looks like porn - (see NSFW section)
* Post pictures from sites that are not your own
* Repost your old pictures - that's what the 'View Older Messages' link is for. (don't do this in new threads especially)
* Spam your website over and over again.
* Be nasty or offensive to other boarders
* Be boring

it is also not polite to delete threads usually
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# this^

and don't delete threads because I was
typing out a helpful reply to you!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# ok but i deleted the thread as i reposted an old picture
so have i done it correctly?
disco socks and disco macca?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# deleting threads after getting some replies is not proper too
I know, I know...so many rules
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# but i can't help being boring
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# It's simple:
a.) If something is worth reposting, DON'T repost ina new thread
b.) If you want to repost it, pick a new post on the board which you can REPLY to with your picture, you will still get the opportunity to compo it when reposting it as a reply.

for example, there will be many more 'original' macca posts, so if you have a repost, why not wait until one comes along and put it as a reply to that, thus making the thread all about the same topic

have fun :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# ok i think i got it
but sorry *i feel stupid askin this* but I gotta ask so I dont do it again, live and learn and all that /\/\/\/\

So do I post relevant picture or the link?
Sorry gettin kinda confused
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# no worries, post the picture, its fine to see a reposted pic as a reply to someone else
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Thank you
*passes cookies around*


DISCO SOCKS - DISCO MACCA and his clubbing seal!

edit : see here for my compo entries
www.b3ta.com/board/6544151
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# ahaha
Nice work

edit: compo it by editing the post and selecting "a challenge entry: Shop Macca" from the drop down box under the bit where you type the message.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# up to you
I'd do the picture meself, people don't always trust links
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# They're really rather special.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# One day....
..They will be able to make clothes that do that.

Also, that wallpaper like on "The Hits".
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
#
(fid2, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# fuxox!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
I like this new word
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# this
I really like!
(maldido gringo, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Last one.
alcohol.gif
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# I just laughed at that.
I do wish I hadn't.
But I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# yes
this seems reasonable to me.

Carry on.
(AMadDayYes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# I didn't steal this from a Simpsons quote at all.
Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
#
Homer who?
(AMadDayYes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# Sexual. Can you ask if he's in the bar please?
Can you ask if he's in the bar please?
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# THREADJACK
where can I get a cheap Fonz style leather?


Nice pic btw, woo etc
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# Ah easy
Your local "High Street Fonz Style Leather Shop"

There are plenty round my way.
(AMadDayYes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# But to be fair
my name is Ralph Malph
(AMadDayYes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# World of leather?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# that appears to be
a bit true
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# ahahaha
noice
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# :)

wallpaper version | more wallpapers
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# hahaha
this one kind of scares me and makes me laugh at the same time

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# aww how lulley
*adopts*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# i
had a cousin who was less attractive than this....fact
(fuztownsend, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Looks to me like it's just asked me...
"You're not going anywhere near where I live by any chance are you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# With friends like this
who needs etc?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# fronds
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# ha ha ha ace,
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Burger King get around kids advertising ban
with product placement
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# WHERE??
It's too subtle for me, must be subliminal
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# Next time you pass a Burger King,
you will go in and buy.

So, it does work.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# arf..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# ah.. bindun
soz n that
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# no worries, everything has bindun at one point or another ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Everything?
*stops 'shopping pic of an elephant riding Michael Hesseltine bare back across the Andes whilst reading copy of Private Eye magazine*
(AMadDayYes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# posted yesterday I believe....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
#
*goes back to shopping Macca bandwagon*
(AMadDayYes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# GC GC GC GC GC GC
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# haha. i was gonna do that.
eventually.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# I am dissapointed with this picture,
as there is a fat man playing that very poker game in the film and should be included in this pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# *puts on geek hat*
The character you refer to is 'Infante' played by an actor called 'Ade'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Oh,
I thought Mr T had just gone through a messy break up.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# He is huge.
Is it just me or does Richard Branson make a brief appearance at the point when they are passing through the detectors at the airport?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# haha
not just you. I chortled slightly at that point. That is him, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# He was also the engineer in Superman Returns on the shuttle plane
He 'bought' his part in Bond:
www.mi6.co.uk/news/index.php?itemid=4371
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# pfft
That dirty Branson. Always wiping his virgin arsehole over the celluloid screen!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# perhaps B3ta should sabotage him on set for his next film?
stand behind him on screen with cdcs or summit similar.

Mind you, he even has a page on imdb.com for all his 'appearances'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# Hah!
I watched this yesterday and though 'I wonder how much Sony paid for the vaio to be so prominent'
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# well I never...
biblical.gif
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Not just the Bible being listed as fiction
but by the people who bought "www.bible.com"... nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# ARGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhe
hehehehehehehehe he touched me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# where the hell did she get those trousers?
looks like a 6 person tent from army and navy surplus
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# nah, them's tri service trousers
she could fit the army, navy and the airforce in there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# what the fuck
is that!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# my dream
woman
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# she is very sexy,
i hope you are happy together
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# she's a little out of my
league. You think I can win her?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# i reckon she could be yours
if you buy her a lollipop
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Of lard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# hahahaha
and ARGH
and
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# she looks like she dressed her best to appear in court
but didn't really know how to wear something other than trainers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Hmm,
doesn't work for me. Oh, is it satire?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Cutting edge.
Ain't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Satire?
More like sat higher sat fire sat pire Oh fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# I rest my case.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# ...
(dec, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# that's a great magazine artwork you've done entirely yourself there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# top right
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# bloody hell
you've got eagle eyes innit

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:35, archived)
# It was
obvious! You just had to realise there was a Quo there somewhere and look for it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# well, I realised that
then I looked, but I kinda got bored, and then I got distracted by the glass on my desk

THERE'S A GLASS ON MY DESK

and I'm thinking, hmm, maybe I should fill that with some kind of fluid and then drink it, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# so that's what a glass is for?
Whoa
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# yeah man
who knew?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# No entiendo español
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# jeje ¡Yo también!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ¿qué? Dije que no entiendo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# el innit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog's magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
:D:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Fuck, I think I just deleted the internet
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# oh my god!
all that poor innocent porn!!

what have you done, man!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# this is not a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# I am much amused.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# more of my sea life centre video footage
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# hehehehe :D

that's so good..I want a whole fish tank full of them now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# That's great
your stuff is always so lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# I've said it many times before :)
she's the smashing orangy bit in b3tas jaffa cake
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# *blushes*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Hmmm
*bites*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Have a sea life woo
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Ahhhh
Thats why cockles taste like otter poo
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# and I would rather be anywhere else than here today

thanks for the song reminder.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# I got a letter published in the New Scientist!
Hooray! This makes me officially clever and scientific! Yay! Look!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# the question is
Are you clever enough to optimise? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# ^ this
(Stegzilla, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# It's an animation.
See how it blurs your mind?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# when someone is proud of accomplishing something
someone always says something to taint it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# pfft
you said 'taint'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# it's what being British is all about
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# *teas*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# *crumpets*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# *dips biscuits in*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# *melts*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:09, archived)
# *snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# *cops a feel*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# *attempts to get some action*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# *cries rape*

*gets six months in prison*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# *is ugly*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# indeed!
it's in the blood you know
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# *I didn't get where I am today* blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:08, archived)
# You can't please all the people....
....all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# I'm far too clever to worry about optimisification
I'm a published scienceist, you know!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# I cannot deny the truth :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# response of the year 2006
*passes jaffacakes and tea*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# ^ this with less bumlick
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# *rapes*
*passes everyone jaffacakes*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Damn I don't care what you do with those jaffacakes
Just don't stop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# are you Joel?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# or
Helen Bantock?
(AMadDayYes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# By crikey.
It makes no sense to me though.
Shop a kitten onto it, there's a dear!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# ooOOoooh, get YOU
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# 'ning sweetness,
how's life?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# i got to bed at 6am this morning.
i got out of bed at 9am this morning.
i cooked a full roast chicken dinner for my housemates this evening.
i'm some kind of old woman

how're you petal?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# That sounds like a blues song
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:08, archived)
# *mouth organs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Haha I could have said that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Yay!
Yes, Get me! I'm going to wear a lab coat ALL THE TIME from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# i'm temped to do the same when i'm in lab sessions at uni
with all the engineering boffs and their snazzy blue coats

/jealouses
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Dear Joel,
I like the use of the word malarkey, it is both poignant and fun,

Yours sincerely,

Manley
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# I love the word 'malarky'.
I also love the word 'combustion' and 'garrot'.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:08, archived)
# words.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Silly typo.
Thanks for pointing that out!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# "typo"....
No Problem
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhh
It's YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Malarkey is a fine word to be sure.
I also am very fond of the word 'widdershins' and shall endeavour to use it at every opportunity in the future.

Thank you.

Pope Gregory II
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# nanocurtains ahoy!
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# nanonanonanonanonanonano

the best thing about uni life is that i can look through the whole history of new scientist for free. yesssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# that's the BEST thing?
*crikey*
;-) 'ning m'lovely *quick huggle*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# *huggles*

how're things with you then?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# *grand thanks*
red wine ahoy this evening
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# well done mr I'm smarter than you :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Little Daveypants was exposed to curtains for just three seconds, and now look at him.
Protect yourself and your family with CURTAINGUARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Oooh
well done..I shall henceforth express hazard levels in millicurtains
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# I like
the HASS table 2 on www.hassandlass.org.uk/query/reports/2002data.pdf. It's like a game of cluedo. 1 person injured by an explosion in the bathroom.
(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# I've actually read that now
and it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# when someone is proud of accomplishing something
someone always takes 15 minutes to read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
# True.
You have to pretend to care for a while, before you finally take the time to care.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Words, everywhere there's words these days
I demand more semaphore flags and flugelhorns.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
#
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# SCIENCE!
Nice one mister.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# hahahaha
i love that so much
and you are 100% correct
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Crikey I'd read that in this weeks issue an all
Beat you to it though

www.newscientist.com/article/mg18224474.600-neutrino-talk.html
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# ooh
we should start a special clever club
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# I Love Magritte

But I don't like Superman
(Valefar So what?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# I agree with you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# ris?..
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Ooohhh
this is rather well done :)
Much Woo & YaY etc.
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Crikey
Supersanta!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# wow, that just fits on my screen
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# that's my advent calendar sorted


(I helped save b3ta! vintly ....mostly bacon, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:56, archived)
# hahahaha genius!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# in all fairness it ain't my work
a matey's clevva idea. had to post it tho
(I helped save b3ta! vintly ....mostly bacon, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# I'm making one for sure, and putting different premium beers in each slot whilst drunk

it'll be a surprise each day
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# bottle of absinth for xmas morning
blereeeeuuuurrrrghhhh
(I helped save b3ta! vintly ....mostly bacon, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# I WANT ONE
*buys*

*drinks*
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# That's chuffing ace.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# GENIUS!!!
clicks

gets cardboard!!
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# CLEVER-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# GENIE ARSE!!
i'll take 50.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# 'ning
m'dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# ggggggggggggggg'ning
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# my oh my...
how are you on this dingy eve?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# sleepy.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# I need one of those
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# inspired! brilliant idea
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# What a fantastic marketing idea!
*steals*
*profits*
*buys much beer*
*dies of obesity/alcoholism*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# YES!
yes yes yes
Why have I never thought of this??
oh yes... can't keep booze in the house long enough
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:08, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# This is not your work
viral 2 weeks ago, and not yours...
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# oh oh, Lucy! you got some 'splainin to do
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# It's not the first year I see this either
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# I got this at work
last week
(UTB, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# I was going to click it
now I won't
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)
# I got this in an email last year
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 2:26, archived)
[challenge entry] anti
cock glass
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)
# *click*
Best yet using that source image.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# T.J. - W.T.F?
he must have been wasted... link
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# he should be locked back up


eeeuuurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:46, archived)
# She looks like furtive.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
# I think even furtive would turn around
and head back the way he came
:¬S
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# I've had her image open in tattyshop for about 5 minutes now,
but I don't think it is possible to make it any worse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# NEW COMPO!
MAKE HER LOOK PRETTY
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# the illegitimate spawn of furtive and chump manbear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
#
chump mangear peppers
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# mangear
made me larf ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha
damn my dyslexic brain
I hadn't noticed
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:55, archived)
# OH NOES SHE ATE HER RAPIST FOR REVENGE OR AS A TASTY SNACK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:46, archived)
# why would you?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)
# holy fuck
every branch of the ugly tree
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# and the roots
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:55, archived)
# indeedy
at this point I say hi

and you reply
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:56, archived)
# *brief niceties*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# *promises to post more often*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# *considers replying... thinks better of it*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# must have been one of those
'i know i really shouldnt have sex with it, but if no one finds out then it makes it ok.'

and then it went to court and hit national press... he must be so ashamed of himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:56, archived)
# I'd imagine t must have been rape after all
unless he's blind?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# oh the pane!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# hmmm
possibly nsfw glasscock image
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:45, archived)
# glass cock?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Seemingly
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahaha

'nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# guffaw
childish - check
source image - check
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# super fast wandering eye zombittenz arghhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)
# What is with all the sexy posts tomight?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# maybe it's sexy teim?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# hahahaha yaaay!

*feeds him spicy brains*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:45, archived)
# RAH!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Hurrah!
Teh fluffeh zombeh :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeks!
*Hides behind M3 and chunderbunny*.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# glomp..glomp..glomp!

[glomp your desktop]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Thats excellent, but also quite quite terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# hurrah :) thank you!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# I want one
NOW!!!!
Woo & YaY :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# I want some too!
*gets pie mixture ready*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Hmmmmm
What kind of pastry are you thinking of?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# generic
but if you are good I might make suet pastry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# *Glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# glomped
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha
that's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# *Glomps*


Bono, whilst playing a gig in Glasgow, got the whole crowd to be silent and then began slowly clapping his hands. He got the crowd to clap along for a while, the stadium quiet except for the rhythmic clapping...

After a short period Bono spoke, saying that everytime he clapped his hands a child in Africa died...

Suddenly, from the front row of the venue a voice broke out in thick Scottish brogue, ending the silence as it echoed across the crowd, the voice cried out to Bono "Well stop fucking doing it then!!"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha :)

braw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Excrement!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Excellent!
*glomps desktop*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha
I want one
I want one
I want one
I want one
I want one
I want three

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# happy happy happy
joy joy joy!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# I don't know what it is...
but I laughed!
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Oh well, 2999 posts wasted; may as well waste another

apologies for lack of nudity, but it's for your own good...
believe me :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Thakee kindly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Congratulations fella!
hope to see many more!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Nings sir
How the divil are you?
and ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:35, archived)
# I'm not too bad at all thanks mate
just chillin' as the 'with it' kidz would say
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:36, archived)
# me too - but without the kids (thank christ)
I am relaxing with my old friend John Jameson :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Archie you old delinquaint!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:36, archived)
# I've never been called a delinquaint before
/or indeed a delinquent either ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# It was not a typo.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# congratumalations
but where is da rude stuff?
eh?
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:36, archived)
# Honestly, it wouldn't be rude...
just fucking terrifing :(

but thanks
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)
# hehehe
i've managed 2 nekkid tiem pics without getting nekkid
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Even though you managed not to strip
for some reason I'm still glad I missed them
;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
# this was my 15,000
www.b3ta.com/board/6513552
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
I forgot about that one
and I even replied!!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:37, archived)
# jeremeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*No.1 Jeremy fan*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Huzzah!
That is just Lulliness :D

and thank you
EDIT: how feckin' thick am I???
can't even reply to the correct post :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:40, archived)
# I saw a person called jeremy today
he looked like a jeremy

I nearly laughed when someone called him by name

/shite anecdote blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:40, archived)
# I know 2 people called Jeremy
/even more boring fact
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# aww, he likes you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)
# that is utterly lully
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# *blush*
I think the screen-licking one is my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:46, archived)
# That am all of teh woo.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Yay! and congrats Chunder
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Thanking you sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:40, archived)
# congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:37, archived)
# Cheers
*passes glass of extra cheap whiskey*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)
# *drinks anyway*
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# It is actually nice whiskey...
just on special offer :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)
# hoorays!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# yay!
well done on the milestone
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Ta muchly
I started slow, but now I have teh interwebs at home I'm slowly catching up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Hurrah to you!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
That is fab (not that I would expect anything less from you)
I am honoured indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:45, archived)
# *Bums* i loves you i do!

*snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# *Enjoys bumming*
*and snogs back HARD!*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# My cat has a small hat made from a cucumber end
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:30, archived)
# 1/10:
needs more melon rind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:30, archived)
# It was a lime,
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:31, archived)
# someone is going to get their eyes scratched out

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
this makes me laugh like a...
well, mad laughing thing I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:54, archived)
# hehe
s/he doesn't look very happy about it
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha
if I had a cat, I would want one in a cucumber hat
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)
# that cat has a blatant expression of
"ffff!" on it

what a happy cat! =^.^=
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Tortoise Shell Cats !
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] not too keen on this compo...
(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:27, archived)
# If I didn't want to die before
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:28, archived)
# is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:30, archived)
# no bridge
etc...
(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
Poor jessie.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:30, archived)
# that crazy jessie.
naked all the time.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:35, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/652170
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
She loves the seals!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 19 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

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