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# Brian's 70's sitcom attempt was short lived...

mainly due to 'excessive set rebuilding' costs
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# haha
that's very funny
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Smooooooooth.
Houpla!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# at Disneyland in California
the safety video on the Indiana Jones ride is by Brian Blessed.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# "Ark of the Covenant, sounds like a wanking machine"!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# hahahahaahahahahahaha
brilliant
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Woo!
*applauds*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# my first animated gif *proude*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# that's horrible!
woo anyway.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Very good
Woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Nicely done.
I woo it.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Needs more Jamie Oliver
or any other celeb' twunt
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# stop now you're too good already
yay for minced pork.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# ah yes
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# that's a very good first effort
woo to you!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# awesome stuff
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Nice mincing
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# nice
*joins the mincing*

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# i tried it once
but it gave me the runs
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# this took to long


driving me mad, must be a fish thing
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# hahah
click
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# haha!
top stuff
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# excellent
*clicked* go the moggy! WOO!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# go for it, Mog!
woo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# You appear to have dropped this 'o'
Although, woo and yay!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# i know, i shall add one next time
thankyou.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Hehe!
Lookit him pedal!

He needs to have a word with Baron Electrabot!

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# It was worth it
Bravo!

*clicks*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# I've been sufferring from B3tard's block


This is the best I could come up with.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# I'm not quite sure what that is
but it's neat looking!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# it's a cattlefish
of course.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# aha!
of course
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# cuttlecow
yes!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Good grief, you wouldnt want one of them swimming up yer arse
*checks filename*
groan
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# also checks file name
groans and woos as well.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# you bastard
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# yes?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# ringooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ringo ha ha - oh ha ha - oh ha ha - oh ha
ringo ha ha - oh ha ha - oh ha ha - oh ha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Wagner's ringo cycle?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# haha!
I had a bag of those today
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# to cover your face?
:P
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# #@£$!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooo look...a scarecrow!


oh no..... it's just that fucker
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# pointy birds, pointy pointy
anoint my head
anointy nointy
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)
# excellent
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# i forgot this:
/steve martin
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# from one of my favourite filums
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# he's gone the way of woody allen
in that you now have to specify his 'early, funny, films'
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# You lie
Steve Martin was never funny


[edit] and neither was Woody Allen for that matter
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# I resent LA Story in his defence
erm.... Woody Allen though... fuck it :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# bollocks
the jerk
dead men don't wear plaid
the man with two brains and
all of me
are comedy classics
as are
take the money and run
manhatten
love and death
annie hall and
sleeper

give them a look one day, they are ace
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# nice
and long time no see!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# FUCK OFF BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM
YOU FAT CUNT
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# I will today
you rancid homosexual gerbil.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Where in the name of fuck have you been anyway, you catfondling scrotumhand?
Your attendence levels are shocking. This is a written warning
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# California
and London. Where I still am, but I'm going home today.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# You've been on the run
from the paedosqaud, haven't you?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# why would I need to run when they're all outside your office door?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# I've turned informant
In exchange for my freedom. And I dobbed you in
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# aye..
right old slacker me
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# so when do you sleep?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# seconds after org@sm
:D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# woo
nice
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Save the cereals?





(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
#
He's probably after the quorn

/thehat
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Anybody know which b3tan this is? The one on the left.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Crazyjude?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)
# i'd plump for cj too
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Damon Hill
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Golden Fanjita?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
class
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Pokoyo is retarded
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# pokoyo is the only man
i want to do sex with
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# *tries not to cry*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# harumph!
*minces off home*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# That never fails to grinnify me.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# whose left?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)
# You've named the picture Holly
so I'm guessing SugarSpunSister. Or mugatu.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# tis ms Cornforth
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# damn shit buggery damn!
erm...i mean well done you, you win the internet or something
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Yay!
*makes winner face*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Ahahahaha
MNNNNNGH
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# you cheeky bugger
I don't have dark hair now anyway. I have gone au naturel.

ginger
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# you still wear the dungarees though!
i had no idea that SSS was a carpet muncher.....

:P
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# I beg your pardon?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# ARGGHH!!
*didn't notice SSS was within ear shot*

*RUNS*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# I told you that top looks like dungarees
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# I hear you
I blame the photographer, its quite girly in real life.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Sugary?
;)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Dave the hat
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Lord Manley of Venn
AICMFP
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# haha I recognise that now
I have the original pinned to my toilet wall. It is coated with months of flakey dried spunk
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Thats such a beautiful though
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# your friend gives him the horn every time
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# You're getting damp now, aren't you.....
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# I've been moist since I saw 4damparty.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# you're not the only one!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Your just imagining being spitroasted
by 4dam 1 and 4dam 2, whilst 4dam 3 sits in the corner wanking. Or does it you up the bum. the choice is yours.

*arouses self*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Shit.
*goes to lie down*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# so who's the cunt on the right?
months of spunk should be the SI unit of testicular volume - I haven't spluffed in ages and my knackers are weighing in at 3 spunk-months.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# good lord
that means they are heavier than a bag of apples!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# and more acidic too

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# The cunt on the right is my friend Matt
He is indeed a cunt of the highest order.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# I am a good judge of character me
that's why I hate myself so much etc etc
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Having a wank
will make you less bitchy?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# This!
Unfortunately, i have spent the day wanking continuously, so my balls are weighing in a t a meagre 0 spunkmonths
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# tis the pretty young SugarSpun
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# OOH
Hello!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# hello hun :)
how are you this fine afternoon?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Well thankyou
Well and sleepy, and doing an excellent job of not working.

Hows you?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# got flu and have to go home :S
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Bah :(
Are you working at a job now then?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# not yet
but soon, hopefully.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# *crosses all fingers*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# *doesn't read other replies - honest*
SugarSpunSister? woohoo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# WOW MUGATU
YOU'RE SO CLEVER.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Maccacop


Following my tradition of shite attempts, haha.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Omega 3
Just read a scientifical Journal article on Omega 3

Good question wot I fowt of like:

If cold fish oils are so good for intelligence, how the bloody Inuit don't rule the world and haven't invented a cure for cancer?

Anyone who eats that much fish and stills lives in the Artic must surely disprove the theory.
Discuss.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# take it to the talk board, pal.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# cheer up miserable boy
Its a primer for a graphic
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)
# don't pick on him
we all think you should take it to /talk
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I know someone who drives an artic.
He invented fish.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# i'm not miserable.
i find your lack of respect for board etiquette hilarious, in fact.
and text-based "priming" is still better done on /talk.
when you've done the picture we'll be interested.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# /talk
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# uh oh
*dives for cover*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# hmm this seems out of place
somehow
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Hippo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# You try surviving in the arctic.
I'm sure its not exactly easy living.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# the eskimo are victims of poison accumulation
it has been proven that due to the sheer volume of plastic in the ocean, the water around the north pole is polluted with testosterone killing chemicals, which accumalte in the body, and as a result there are hardly any boy eskimos being born anymore
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# :(
I am now going to arrange for a shipment of boys to be sent out to all the lonely girl eskimos out there.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# I'll go
They must be desperate for the cock by now
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)
# yeah, 'cock'
not 'cocktail stick substitutes'
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)
# YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY COCK!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)
# are you trying to prove his point?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# haha
yes
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# i beg to differ
fourdamparty?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# My cock was safely tucked between my legs in that one
so fnah!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Thats very noble of you.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Got to do my bit for the needy!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Do you think...
another side effect would be slightly affeminate Eskimos?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Have you made a witty photoshopped picture to illustrate your point?
Or have you just picked the wrong forum?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# how very well-put
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# who ever said that world domination was an intelligent thing?
and that co-existing in your environment harmoniously wasn't?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Ahem
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)
# he's a scamp
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# asrgh!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# how come only
woman are allowed to say that.

"When a woman says no, she means no.. when a man says no it means he probably didn't understand the question"
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# are you Jo Brand?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Bill Bailey
/Bewilderness
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)
# mmm'ok
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# blimey
that's saying it
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)
# that's not what you said last night!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# *waits for picture of Inuit doing massive equations
on a massive blackboard the size of a large Whale.*

*waits*

*waits*...

oh.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# They have.
They've certainly told me about it. Maybe they just hate you.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# knob off to /talk
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# YOU ARE A NONSENSE
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# that's no...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Peeeeeeeeeeearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooast!!!!


I are a whore. My name is Eyurgh.

I really must make a new picture...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Cunt off
you twunting fuck
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# quite
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Indeedy
'noon Geoff
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# 'ello flower
you going to teh Imperial on Dec 9th??
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I cannae
I'm having Christmas at me mum's that day

and flying to NZ on the 11th
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)
# I've just taken the rubbish out. It's so much harder now you have to recycle everything and put it all in different boxes.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# we pull all our recyvling into one box
it makes it easy
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# I have a special box marked "B3ta bandwagons".
Each week I have to fill it with pictures of Paul McCartney and Brian Blessed to be endlessly recycled. Still, I like to do my bit.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# i have a box marked 'this way up'
it's a daily reminder and warms my heart
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# my gran has a tin labelled
'pieces of string that are too short'

Bless
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# aw!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# well she's obviously barmy & needs locking up for her own good
*covets the pieces of stringses*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# In my imagination
Holmes had a massive cock. You've ruined all my fantasies now
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# You're thinking of Kelly Holmes.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# I was crushed up against Kelly Holmes
on the Northern line a couple of weeks ago.

She has much better tits than you might imagine
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# shame the rest of her is so mannish
did her cock dig into your leg?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# She's presumably off the testosterone now
and she looked all right to be honest.

I cracked one off over her just for the story to tell. She followed me out the station, down an alley and buggered me good and hard.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# result!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# I imagine that they are quite like a muscleman's pecs.
Hard and steely, with nipples like pecan nuts.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# No, they were larger and softer than expected
she's quite tall and they were right in my face.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# She was a bridesmaid at a distant not-really-a-relatives wedding
I wasn't there, but there are tails of her getting her cock out at the stag do
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# yes, she used to give the boys a 400m head start
and then chse them down.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Sherlock Holmes
Hung like a bally donkey, old chap!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# loooonatic!
Oh yeah and have a phallic logo I found today:

www.johma.com
www.brandsoftheworld.com/brands/0002/9553/brand.gif

Hurray for food companies with phallic logos!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# I know another brand that's a cock.
Russell Brand!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# GET OUT
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# I'm not in.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# good
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha, you loon
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# pfffft!

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll get my coat...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for teh compo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# true story
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Jonathan Ross?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# JR Ewing?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Now there's a band I've not heard in years
*Digs through music collection*


ooh, and a woo to the pic!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# I like the OOH! face
Woo! :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Untitled
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)
# £5
(and woo!)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# SOLD
to the small boy in the front row
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)
# is this the special nazi sothebys?
by which I mean 'woo'!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)
# nope
he's obviously vogueing
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)
# *giggle*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# *scratches nose*
*buys for umpty million pounds*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# he he - woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# CRIKEY!
that's rather lovely
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# You am the winnah of teh howel Hintanet
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Quick. Dirty. But fandabbydosey nonetheless.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

I can't decide if Tom Cruise should live or die.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)
# *arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh*
*fears*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# you used to say live and let live
youknowyoudid youknowyoudid youknowyoudi~hid
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# I didnt.
and certainly not in Cruise's case.

I think the live and let live guy used to be a beatle.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# but in this ever changing world in which we live in
doo-dee doody do do
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# makes you give in and sigh?
or is it give it a try?



ooooooooooOOOOOOOH LIVE AND LET DIEEEEEEEEEEE!
DUN! DUN!

DUUUUUUUN! DUUUUUUUUUUN!

LIVE AND LET DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Underneath the mango tree
my honey and me,
We watch for baboons*

*may be 'the moon', but I like baboons more
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# sung by Sid James' screen missus in 'Bless this House' Diana Coupland
she died last week I think
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)
# It's hard to imagine Sid James having a normal home life
His wife must've said quite early on in their marriage, "One more tit gag and I'm going to kill you."
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Fry me two baboons!
Let me sing for ever more, You are all I long for, All I worship and adore, In other words, please be true ...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Up, up and away!
In my beautiful, my beautiful baboon.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)
# in other words
darling
i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve you!


Evangelion rules
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Hello cunty bollocks!
Has your work still got that twat piss swearfilter on?
:)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# That was a whole lot of
~naughty~ :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
# breast cancer
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YA?
WHEN YOU'VE GOT A JOB TO DO
YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT WELL
YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE THE OTHER BROTHER HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)
# *boogies*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)
# *bogies*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# *BOGIES*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Too many ins in your sig
no?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# no
i fear not...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# may be
may be not
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# THAT LYRIC IS GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# who said that?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)
# brian blessed, by the look of it
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)
# no - it is commonly misquoted, that's all
teh macca actually sings:
but if this ever changing world
in which we're living
makes you give in and cry,
say live and let die.

it's a common misconception.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# if only that were true
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)
# it is true!
*harumph*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# if only
*shakes head*
*looks whistful*
if, only...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# to labour the point,
"in this ever changing world in which we live in makes you give in and cry" doesn't make sense, never mind being grammatically incorrect. however, macca is not singing that.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Haha
I wonder what the Krankie's real wedding photo looks like...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# That's it there...
Cruise and Holmes shopped their heads onto the pic in the papers to make Tom look taller.

arf
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Definitely die.
That is all.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# but he does provide
much entertainment what with being a square headed little prick who is so insecure about his shortitude that he stands on boxes in photos... or gets his new wife to crouch... he fears the restless souls of reptilian aliens and belongs to the most evil cult of modern times and he thinks it's cool. There are so many reason why he should live.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# The rest of you can ponder the nature of existence.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
# No!
Its a dog, you silly man
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)
# *fucks off*

*hides behind wall and comes back when your not looking*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Can we?
Really?


Oooh, ta!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)
# haha that guy's got tits

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Fuck off?
Oh :(

That am vere unfluffy.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# :(
but... we're so nice
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# yup
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Wow.
Just...wow.

Also my mum is currently very much enjoying your book. At first she questioned why it was so strange, now its just making her giggle to herself on the train.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)
# That's not the book
that's the paranoid schizophrenia
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Nah, thats the book.
It's when she starts talking to the fridge that the schizophrenia kicks in.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)
# That's very nice to know.
I aim to please parents.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)
# I'll pass it onto my grandmother next
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# after i read my copy i gave it to my mum to read
she's moved house and lost it.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Coll prank
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# hahahhaaha
eh?

edit - OIC - it's upside down.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)
# ^^
Imagine comming back to your pc to find the moniter upside down, but the windows the right way up =S
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# wow totally crazy man
LOL
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I'd probably be really confused,
then I'd stop and realise what had happened and crease up with uncontrollable laughter.

"Who did that?" I'd ask. "Because it's fucking amazing! Really! You guys! It's great because working here is SO MUCH FUN! It's like work, but it's also fun!"

And then I'd settle back down to work, unable to shift the amazing prank from my subconscious.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# mr sandman
bring me a post
bom bom bom bom
make it the best post that i've ever seen!
give it 3 pubes, a shaft of magenta
and then all my lonely nights will be over!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)
# haha!
if only more owrds rhymed with magenta.
placenta is the only one i can think of.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# agenda
pudenda
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)
# no they do not rhyme.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# aye
that last line needs a little work
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
I'd love to work in such a wacky atmosphere
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)
# i'd just carry on
if i did notice i'd just carry on
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)
# RIS?
edit: ok that is indeed 'coll'
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# *whispers*
the monitor is the upside of the down
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
# ^^
Correct is this user
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)
# I almost RISed.
Woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# big red circle on monitor = funniest of all the pranks
/gah! got it, you cheeky college scamps, it's amazing how you get time to do any drinking, smoking or drugs
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Heh
He never saw it comming
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# In your profile you claim the ability to write backwards
I'd concentrate on writing forwards for a bit if I were you - your spelling is atrocious
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)
# look at the keyboard, above
took me a second or two to work out that was a tag
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# just brilliant
do the monitors in the background have a mcdonalds menu on them?
the little fatties!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# COLL MAN LOL
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# I don't want to sound off
but that's a large image to leave the point indecipherably small.

Or should I ris?

[edit] I'm a fuckwit
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Im sounding on
Yup. =)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Eh
too.

Where's the blow up so we can see what it is?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Oh
Yeh lol
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Um...
Its an upside down screen? I think Visual Basic 6 was on, or sumink...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Get off my internets you horrible little boy

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
# good work
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)
# hahahaha
thats just made me titter rather well.
Likeys.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Rah!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# yay
for redexes!

*edit*
bah. you got there just in time. i'll let you off now.....
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# DON' T BE IMPATIENT!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)
# oh wonderful!
nice one
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha! Thats super!
Ello lovely.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Hello!
HellO! HEllO! heLLo?

HErro!

How are you today i haven't spoken to you for something like ages i like puppies
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Puppies are ace I like them too but I mean like baby dogs puppies not ladies boobies which I'm sure is what you meant
I am well thankyou! but my o button appears to be on the way out, bah.

Hows thee?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# no i meant i like puppies like puupies what are little baby dogs
i have been on bebo quite a lot lately and everyuone on bebo types like this with no punctution and reely bad speeling an quite often the use txt spk too LOL and they say LOL a lot

OH NO! What has happened to your O button? DO you not have a reasonably new computer?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# I do!
But I also smoke vast amounts of roll ups at my desk and therefore have a keyboard clogged with shit.

I shall fetch the vacumn cleaner, woo.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# I have a shiny new flaptop too!
And it has enough power to run this new fangled potatoshop thing.

Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# YAY!
Excellent news, you better be around in the evenings more now.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)
# I miss our cyber sessions
Although the spunk clogging up the keyboard is what finally killed my old PC
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# =O
Go hipo! Killt that seadog!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# aha
an upside down monitor.
Or an upside down office taken upside down
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
# How come the picture still looks OK?
I am all RISsy
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Beeeeeeeecause
Im cool =D
...
nVidia controlls.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# HOLY FUCK YOU TURNED THE OFFICE UPSIDE DOWN
BUT LEFT HIS MONITOR THE RIGHT WAY UP
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Thank feck
for those sticky shoes
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# vb6?
ewwww!

you evil bastard!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Your telling me!
*sobbers*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Bloody hell!
25 years since I went to school and they're still being flogged Research Machines computers!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# The slowest P4s in the world
But only 20 mins start up time on a monday
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# to late to be a reply so have a new thread
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# *thinks*





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Needs more Blessed
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# *strains*
Needs more George Formby.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# *cue Blessed*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# breast stroke!!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# butterfly?
to the other side?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Get that lovely suit wet
when I evilly push you in the pool?

:D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# c'mon guys, reach for it....
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
loving these
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# is that Dale Winton?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# you jerk!
you're such a jerk! you jerk!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# haha
good work
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Should be working...
...but had to get this dreadful harridan out of my head:



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(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# shame about the threadwaste over this
this is woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# wonderful! these are great
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# woo yay!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# mmmmm
needs more cheese sauce
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# PHROAAR!

(: *waggles eyebrows*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
# *waggles ears*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

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