at Disneyland in California
the safety video on the Indiana Jones ride is by Brian Blessed.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:19,
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my first animated gif *proude*
did it www.b3ta.com/board/6553562
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:15,
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did it www.b3ta.com/board/6553562
Hehe!
Lookit him pedal!
He needs to have a word with Baron Electrabot!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:22,
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He needs to have a word with Baron Electrabot!
Good grief, you wouldnt want one of them swimming up yer arse
*checks filename*
groan
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:15,
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groan
ringooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ringo ha ha - oh ha ha - oh ha ha - oh ha
ringo ha ha - oh ha ha - oh ha ha - oh ha
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:08,
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ringo ha ha - oh ha ha - oh ha ha - oh ha
he's gone the way of woody allen
in that you now have to specify his 'early, funny, films'
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:07,
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You lie
Steve Martin was never funny
[edit] and neither was Woody Allen for that matter
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:18,
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[edit] and neither was Woody Allen for that matter
I resent LA Story in his defence
erm.... Woody Allen though... fuck it :)
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:20,
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bollocks
the jerk
dead men don't wear plaid
the man with two brains and
all of me
are comedy classics
as are
take the money and run
manhatten
love and death
annie hall and
sleeper
give them a look one day, they are ace
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:23,
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dead men don't wear plaid
the man with two brains and
all of me
are comedy classics
as are
take the money and run
manhatten
love and death
annie hall and
sleeper
give them a look one day, they are ace
Where in the name of fuck have you been anyway, you catfondling scrotumhand?
Your attendence levels are shocking. This is a written warning
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:07,
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California
and London. Where I still am, but I'm going home today.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:08,
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why would I need to run when they're all outside your office door?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:11,
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I've turned informant
In exchange for my freedom. And I dobbed you in
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:15,
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You've named the picture Holly
so I'm guessing SugarSpunSister. Or mugatu.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00,
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damn shit buggery damn!
erm...i mean well done you, you win the internet or something
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:01,
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you cheeky bugger
I don't have dark hair now anyway. I have gone au naturel.
ginger
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:03,
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ginger
you still wear the dungarees though!
i had no idea that SSS was a carpet muncher.....
:P
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:06,
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:P
I hear you
I blame the photographer, its quite girly in real life.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:14,
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haha I recognise that now
I have the original pinned to my toilet wall. It is coated with months of flakey dried spunk
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:01,
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Your just imagining being spitroasted
by 4dam 1 and 4dam 2, whilst 4dam 3 sits in the corner wanking. Or does it you up the bum. the choice is yours.
*arouses self*
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:15,
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*arouses self*
so who's the cunt on the right?
months of spunk should be the SI unit of testicular volume - I haven't spluffed in ages and my knackers are weighing in at 3 spunk-months.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:04,
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The cunt on the right is my friend Matt
He is indeed a cunt of the highest order.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:05,
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I am a good judge of character me
that's why I hate myself so much etc etc
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:09,
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This!
Unfortunately, i have spent the day wanking continuously, so my balls are weighing in a t a meagre 0 spunkmonths
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:11,
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Well thankyou
Well and sleepy, and doing an excellent job of not working.
Hows you?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:08,
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Hows you?
*doesn't read other replies - honest*
SugarSpunSister? woohoo!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:13,
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Omega 3
Just read a scientifical Journal article on Omega 3
Good question wot I fowt of like:
If cold fish oils are so good for intelligence, how the bloody Inuit don't rule the world and haven't invented a cure for cancer?
Anyone who eats that much fish and stills lives in the Artic must surely disprove the theory.
Discuss.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:51,
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Good question wot I fowt of like:
If cold fish oils are so good for intelligence, how the bloody Inuit don't rule the world and haven't invented a cure for cancer?
Anyone who eats that much fish and stills lives in the Artic must surely disprove the theory.
Discuss.
i'm not miserable.
i find your lack of respect for board etiquette hilarious, in fact.
and text-based "priming" is still better done on /talk.
when you've done the picture we'll be interested.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:25,
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and text-based "priming" is still better done on /talk.
when you've done the picture we'll be interested.
You try surviving in the arctic.
I'm sure its not exactly easy living.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:52,
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the eskimo are victims of poison accumulation
it has been proven that due to the sheer volume of plastic in the ocean, the water around the north pole is polluted with testosterone killing chemicals, which accumalte in the body, and as a result there are hardly any boy eskimos being born anymore
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:55,
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:(
I am now going to arrange for a shipment of boys to be sent out to all the lonely girl eskimos out there.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:57,
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My cock was safely tucked between my legs in that one
so fnah!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:12,
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Do you think...
another side effect would be slightly affeminate Eskimos?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00,
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Have you made a witty photoshopped picture to illustrate your point?
Or have you just picked the wrong forum?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:54,
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who ever said that world domination was an intelligent thing?
and that co-existing in your environment harmoniously wasn't?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:54,
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how come only
woman are allowed to say that.
"When a woman says no, she means no.. when a man says no it means he probably didn't understand the question"
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:56,
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"When a woman says no, she means no.. when a man says no it means he probably didn't understand the question"
*waits for picture of Inuit doing massive equations
on a massive blackboard the size of a large Whale.*
*waits*
*waits*...
oh.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:55,
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*waits*
*waits*...
oh.
They have.
They've certainly told me about it. Maybe they just hate you.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:56,
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Peeeeeeeeeeearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooast!!!!
I are a whore. My name is Eyurgh.
I really must make a new picture...
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:25,
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I are a whore. My name is Eyurgh.
I really must make a new picture...
I cannae
I'm having Christmas at me mum's that day
and flying to NZ on the 11th
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:22,
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and flying to NZ on the 11th
I've just taken the rubbish out. It's so much harder now you have to recycle everything and put it all in different boxes.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:45,
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I have a special box marked "B3ta bandwagons".
Each week I have to fill it with pictures of Paul McCartney and Brian Blessed to be endlessly recycled. Still, I like to do my bit.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:48,
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i have a box marked 'this way up'
it's a daily reminder and warms my heart
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49,
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my gran has a tin labelled
'pieces of string that are too short'
Bless
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50,
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Bless
well she's obviously barmy & needs locking up for her own good
*covets the pieces of stringses*
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:55,
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In my imagination
Holmes had a massive cock. You've ruined all my fantasies now
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:46,
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I was crushed up against Kelly Holmes
on the Northern line a couple of weeks ago.
She has much better tits than you might imagine
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49,
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She has much better tits than you might imagine
shame the rest of her is so mannish
did her cock dig into your leg?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50,
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She's presumably off the testosterone now
and she looked all right to be honest.
I cracked one off over her just for the story to tell. She followed me out the station, down an alley and buggered me good and hard.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:51,
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I cracked one off over her just for the story to tell. She followed me out the station, down an alley and buggered me good and hard.
I imagine that they are quite like a muscleman's pecs.
Hard and steely, with nipples like pecan nuts.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50,
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No, they were larger and softer than expected
she's quite tall and they were right in my face.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:54,
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She was a bridesmaid at a distant not-really-a-relatives wedding
I wasn't there, but there are tails of her getting her cock out at the stag do
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00,
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yes, she used to give the boys a 400m head start
and then chse them down.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:01,
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loooonatic!
Oh yeah and have a phallic logo I found today:
www.johma.com
www.brandsoftheworld.com/brands/0002/9553/brand.gif
Hurray for food companies with phallic logos!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49,
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www.johma.com
www.brandsoftheworld.com/brands/0002/9553/brand.gif
Hurray for food companies with phallic logos!
I know another brand that's a cock.
Russell Brand!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50,
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Now there's a band I've not heard in years
*Digs through music collection*
ooh, and a woo to the pic!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:54,
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ooh, and a woo to the pic!
you used to say live and let live
youknowyoudid youknowyoudid youknowyoudi~hid
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28,
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I didnt.
and certainly not in Cruise's case.
I think the live and let live guy used to be a beatle.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29,
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I think the live and let live guy used to be a beatle.
but in this ever changing world in which we live in
doo-dee doody do do
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29,
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makes you give in and sigh?
or is it give it a try?
ooooooooooOOOOOOOH LIVE AND LET DIEEEEEEEEEEE!
DUN! DUN!
DUUUUUUUN! DUUUUUUUUUUN!
LIVE AND LET DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:31,
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ooooooooooOOOOOOOH LIVE AND LET DIEEEEEEEEEEE!
DUN! DUN!
DUUUUUUUN! DUUUUUUUUUUN!
LIVE AND LET DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Underneath the mango tree
my honey and me,
We watch for baboons*
*may be 'the moon', but I like baboons more
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:33,
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We watch for baboons*
*may be 'the moon', but I like baboons more
sung by Sid James' screen missus in 'Bless this House' Diana Coupland
she died last week I think
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:34,
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It's hard to imagine Sid James having a normal home life
His wife must've said quite early on in their marriage, "One more tit gag and I'm going to kill you."
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:39,
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Fry me two baboons!
Let me sing for ever more, You are all I long for, All I worship and adore, In other words, please be true ...
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:40,
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in other words
darling
i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve you!
Evangelion rules
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:42,
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i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve you!
Evangelion rules
Hello cunty bollocks!
Has your work still got that twat piss swearfilter on?
:)
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:46,
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:)
WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YA?
WHEN YOU'VE GOT A JOB TO DO
YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT WELL
YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE THE OTHER BROTHER HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:34,
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YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT WELL
YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE THE OTHER BROTHER HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
no - it is commonly misquoted, that's all
teh macca actually sings:
but if this ever changing world
in which we're living
makes you give in and cry,
say live and let die.
it's a common misconception.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:40,
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but if this ever changing world
in which we're living
makes you give in and cry,
say live and let die.
it's a common misconception.
to labour the point,
"in this ever changing world in which we live in makes you give in and cry" doesn't make sense, never mind being grammatically incorrect. however, macca is not singing that.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49,
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Haha
I wonder what the Krankie's real wedding photo looks like...
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29,
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That's it there...
Cruise and Holmes shopped their heads onto the pic in the papers to make Tom look taller.
arf
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:32,
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arf
but he does provide
much entertainment what with being a square headed little prick who is so insecure about his shortitude that he stands on boxes in photos... or gets his new wife to crouch... he fears the restless souls of reptilian aliens and belongs to the most evil cult of modern times and he thinks it's cool. There are so many reason why he should live.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:36,
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*fucks off*
*hides behind wall and comes back when your not looking*
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:26,
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*hides behind wall and comes back when your not looking*
Wow.
Just...wow.
Also my mum is currently very much enjoying your book. At first she questioned why it was so strange, now its just making her giggle to herself on the train.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:35,
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Also my mum is currently very much enjoying your book. At first she questioned why it was so strange, now its just making her giggle to herself on the train.
Nah, thats the book.
It's when she starts talking to the fridge that the schizophrenia kicks in.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:38,
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after i read my copy i gave it to my mum to read
she's moved house and lost it.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:09,
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^^
Imagine comming back to your pc to find the moniter upside down, but the windows the right way up =S
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23,
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I'd probably be really confused,
then I'd stop and realise what had happened and crease up with uncontrollable laughter.
"Who did that?" I'd ask. "Because it's fucking amazing! Really! You guys! It's great because working here is SO MUCH FUN! It's like work, but it's also fun!"
And then I'd settle back down to work, unable to shift the amazing prank from my subconscious.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28,
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"Who did that?" I'd ask. "Because it's fucking amazing! Really! You guys! It's great because working here is SO MUCH FUN! It's like work, but it's also fun!"
And then I'd settle back down to work, unable to shift the amazing prank from my subconscious.
mr sandman
bring me a post
bom bom bom bom
make it the best post that i've ever seen!
give it 3 pubes, a shaft of magenta
and then all my lonely nights will be over!!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:34,
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bom bom bom bom
make it the best post that i've ever seen!
give it 3 pubes, a shaft of magenta
and then all my lonely nights will be over!!
haha!
if only more owrds rhymed with magenta.
placenta is the only one i can think of.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:36,
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placenta is the only one i can think of.
big red circle on monitor = funniest of all the pranks
/gah! got it, you cheeky college scamps, it's amazing how you get time to do any drinking, smoking or drugs
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23,
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In your profile you claim the ability to write backwards
I'd concentrate on writing forwards for a bit if I were you - your spelling is atrocious
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:30,
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look at the keyboard, above
took me a second or two to work out that was a tag
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:31,
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just brilliant
do the monitors in the background have a mcdonalds menu on them?
the little fatties!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:34,
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the little fatties!
I don't want to sound off
but that's a large image to leave the point indecipherably small.
Or should I ris?
[edit] I'm a fuckwit
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23,
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Or should I ris?
[edit] I'm a fuckwit
Um...
Its an upside down screen? I think Visual Basic 6 was on, or sumink...
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:25,
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yay
for redexes!
*edit*
bah. you got there just in time. i'll let you off now.....
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28,
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*edit*
bah. you got there just in time. i'll let you off now.....
Hello!
HellO! HEllO! heLLo?
HErro!
How are you today i haven't spoken to you for something like ages i like puppies
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:40,
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HErro!
How are you today i haven't spoken to you for something like ages i like puppies
Puppies are ace I like them too but I mean like baby dogs puppies not ladies boobies which I'm sure is what you meant
I am well thankyou! but my o button appears to be on the way out, bah.
Hows thee?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:43,
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Hows thee?
no i meant i like puppies like puupies what are little baby dogs
i have been on bebo quite a lot lately and everyuone on bebo types like this with no punctution and reely bad speeling an quite often the use txt spk too LOL and they say LOL a lot
OH NO! What has happened to your O button? DO you not have a reasonably new computer?
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:46,
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OH NO! What has happened to your O button? DO you not have a reasonably new computer?
I do!
But I also smoke vast amounts of roll ups at my desk and therefore have a keyboard clogged with shit.
I shall fetch the vacumn cleaner, woo.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:48,
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I shall fetch the vacumn cleaner, woo.
I have a shiny new flaptop too!
And it has enough power to run this new fangled potatoshop thing.
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:57,
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Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
YAY!
Excellent news, you better be around in the evenings more now.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:59,
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I miss our cyber sessions
Although the spunk clogging up the keyboard is what finally killed my old PC
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:04,
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aha
an upside down monitor.
Or an upside down office taken upside down
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:24,
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Or an upside down office taken upside down
HOLY FUCK YOU TURNED THE OFFICE UPSIDE DOWN
BUT LEFT HIS MONITOR THE RIGHT WAY UP
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:26,
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Bloody hell!
25 years since I went to school and they're still being flogged Research Machines computers!
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28,
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The slowest P4s in the world
But only 20 mins start up time on a monday
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:31,
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Get that lovely suit wet
when I evilly push you in the pool?
:D
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23,
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:D
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