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# Out now in time for xmas...

B3ta Board Nazi Dolls!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# with the scanlines trick, you could have got that filesize so much lower

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# I am wearing my scanlines t-shirt
and feeling very svelte
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# i'm coming!



and i'll be there on Sunday too
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# yay!
it`s gonna be GREAT!

he`s! gonna make ya! a sta-ha-harrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# "bows and arrows against the lightning - they haven`t seen the heat ray"

gah.. message deleter

he`d better do Brave New World, or I`ll storm the stage!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# haha
what have I let myself in for?!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# gut barging on an unimaginable scale

.. unless he does the song ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# i read that as 'gangbanging'
i guess i just see what i want to see.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# you`ve always been a shifty one..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# i read that as 'shitty one'
:S
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# you either need to

[ ] make your font bigger

[ ] stop drinking

[ ] get glasses

[ ] stop wanking

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# shan't.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# what's all this then?
have found Illustrator. Is going in bag now.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# yays!
thankeee

help yourself to the jaffacakes of gratitude.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# How many nazis are there on B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Too fucking many
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# that's odd, I think I've seen one
and they are on a capped download so I sort of undestand it for them.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# my ISP is being a cock at the min.. getting about 40K/s max
so much for 24Mb/s
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
#
Just type "fucking FAQ" into glassco.cx
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# there are only 3 entries in the last week
1 a bit of confusion over a "comedy" use of the phrase
1 a cartoon about nazis
and 1 proper one in relation to a 200k pic


I reckon typing in the FAQ code would have got the results you meant :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Twelvety
or possibly even umpteen.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# YUAR ZISS HIGH!
OFF ZE GROUND!

*raises hand*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# there's just one
posting under 30,000 aliases
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# always yelling at himself
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)
# I had an alias once, but I only used him
3 times
(Dsquared, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# erm... you are the alias
AICMFP

are you Agent Muu in disguise?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# I know of one on the board at the moment!
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# The B3ta people I find hard to understand
are the "nazi" haters. They label and have a go at all the people who are trying to help learners, and get really, really, really annoyed whenever people say check the FAQ.
But then equally get annoyed by people like Stemill who really doesn't do that much harm (except when he posts massive pictures..... oh, hold on, I thought you lot nazi-haters are meant like that aren't you?!)

See..... I can't understand it.

And as for the FAQ thing.... didn't the mods create that bit of secret code with the intention that established B3ta users would use it to guide the new kids?.....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Ehm...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Hello new person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/">FAQ</a>. Cheers.
is the badger you seek


edit: fuck sake it goes mental in the subject line

~ faq ~

...with no spaces
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# yes, I know what the code is
I'm just saying that surely it is their desire for people to use it?

(not that I do as I prefer to be fluffier)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# you ain`t seen the board when you get 50 replies of
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

then ;)

it`s quite amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# but thats not nazis
thats the normal people who can't be arse to tell them where they've gone wrong.

Maybe we need a new name, like "FAQtards" or something

Mind you, we're back to the Mods coming up with the FAQ thing......
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# I am only playing with you Mr Toast.
I know your intentions are good.

EDIT: Although the pic I posted earlier this evening was 62K!!
But i apologised,and no-one berated me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# thats because its only 62k
no one complains when things are 1k over, and not many complain when things are 12k over.

The majority of complaints are when things are twice the recommended size or worse. Or, when people say "sorry this is so big" first or the ultimate evil of "I couldn't be bothered to compress this so fuck you nazis"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# yeah it`s about getting the file size down without the picture looking like total shit
- only takes 2 mins at the end, and makes the planet so much more beautiful

.. unless you live in a dump, and your name`s Stig, because you probably can`t comprehend the planet, and will instead build a house out of jam jars or something
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# but he's happy
and when he isn't he goes and rapes rabbits until he is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# I use cr3's new uploader doings,
and it thumbnails and clicks for big for you, so no-one should have any excuse now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# that kid has too much time on his hands
.. and I for one am glad
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# HAHAHA!! ---> I LIKE THIS!!
*clicks
*orders a box of dolls.


Yay! Costanza agrees with the Nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# MOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Hurrah for moobs!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# eek.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Thinking of board Nazi and Seinfeld...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# *twiddles nipples*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# *buys*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# *buys two*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)
# and it's even within the filesize limit! *grabs one*

sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrypearost
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# Hahaha
If only Surfpunk was online to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*buys eleventymillion*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHA
fuckin awesome!
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Seems to be a b3ta hitler doll
And much woo, sir, for thy hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Haha!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# I'm a bit rusty, so I'm practicing on generic zombies

B3ta folk coming soon though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Hurrah!
'Tis ace... Good evening, Mr. Toast
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# the poor guy!
woo!



if anyone is interested... i'm plugging my experimental stopmotion shot with a bolex.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# excellent stuff
what's a Bolex? is it a watch with testicles?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# close!
it's a type of movie camera, it takes 16mm film, no sound or color. They were used a lot in WWII for battle footage.

They're also incredibly unseemly, clunky, hard to load and easy to bust. yet somehow charming.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# woo!
these are really good, having seen some of the real people
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# super
i specially liked your red dwarf ones!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Wonderful!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# you could always do me again if you want the practice!
dead for a month, eaten all round the torso like an apple core.

edit: woo.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# The Animated Adventures of Tony Blair
This is the tastiest bit of Episode Thirtten. The whole thing can be viewed by clicking it, and the whole series by following the link.



The Animated Collection

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Hahah
I've missed these*

*Either I have missed them because they not been posted for ages or that I have missed them when you have posted them.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# a combination really
it's been a few weeks since the last one. They're all in my poxy msn group though. So ya can watch all you like.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Haha - Woo!
Yes! Ian Thorpe also likes this...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha
good to see some local content!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# hehe - jus' doin' my bit to help keep the Aussie end up!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# i got arrested for that
at the Horden Pavlova one night!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# i think
he's just happy at not having to be told how to swim anymore
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:58, archived)
# hahaha!
if only he would!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# "The Parabolas of Jesus"

it must've been a week since we saw this guy
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# Awww
I missed him.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# howya doing?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:20, archived)
# *thumbs up*
A-ok ta, hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# life's complicated
but not boring

okayish in the whole scheme of things but not quite thumbs up - more thumbs in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Complicateds better that boring
*forcibly turns your thumbs upwards*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# thanks
i needed that

ta
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# i am jewsh but lol anyway :D
i maed a woo! :D
(chomp a chomp :D, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:20, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# you got the hue of his skin exactly right
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# his head needs to be at a more jaunty angle
staring at the floor
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# what lovely curves
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# i have that one, he's sitting on my desk right now
gotta love the holy gliding action
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Thats a good one right there
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Sure it's not..
Noah's Arc?
(I helped save b3ta! Tofor, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# 110% (SP)ACCURATE.
WOO SIR.
(Dooley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# It is
as it was.

/pope - i think.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# SIIIIIIIIMON!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# PISS ON THE FLOOR
do, do, dodododo!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# that's how I always heard it in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# o-m-g
me too.. but i didnt want to say anything...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# please tell me you're being serious
maybe I wont have to do that therapy after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# yes
yes i am
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# FAKE
no shark
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# do, do, do-do-do-do-do
we're the chipmunks!
alvin, simon, theo-dooore!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# The chipmunks
fucking rocked the Berlin wall to rubble.

At least I think that's what happened, either that or the russians had them executed.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# nah, when the ratings dropped off
the company secretary stamped on them, then threw their bodies in the river
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# The theme tune to that always made me really sad
God knows why. Also Rockos Modern Life made me cry once.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# rocko's modern life was classic television
i NEED t osee it again
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# :)
allfg.servtro.de/cms/cms/index277e.html?page=rocko-s-modern-life

It was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# ahhh
that show relaxes my mind
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# Wow!
That takes me right back!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Check the whole site out
www.allfg.org

It's a place of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# im there
watchin "angry beavers" ahh how i miss television
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."
--fortune cookie quote from Rocko's Modern Life
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Spunky!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# i cant remember if i liked that show or not
im so confused
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Needs more Billy Ray Cyrus.
That cartoon was almost as crap as The Raccoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# My Cockney Romance: an little image challlenge thing.
Hello. I'm in a comedy band. As you know. I've been working on a cover of My Chemical Romance's I'm Not Okay (I Promise). Basically, I've made it more bearable by Bill Bailey-ing it, and turning into a Cockney Knees-up song.

For the artwork, I decided to jazz up the original artwork for the MCR song, to make it slightly more jolly.

I came up with this:



But I'm sure you b3tards can do better. In fact, I'd like you to do better. Please.

This is the thread in which you do that.
(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# No.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# cba
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# So you didn't come up with any words then
(Woody999, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Well, no...
.. but there's very little you can change from "I'm not okay, no I'm not okay. I'm really not okay. Promise. I'm not. I''M FUCKING NOT."

So I decided to liven the song up.
(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# I'm ok, yes I'm ok, I'm really jolly lovely, gaw blimey guv strike a light I am
that'll be £25 please
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# you got a beautiful chin, you got beautiful skin
i'm alright
oh hes alright
yea i'm alright
oh he's alright
etc

sung in a chas and dave back and forth stylee
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Wow, how long did that take you?
that's considerably better than the original
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# These are the new lyrics to the song now.
Thank you. Whenever you catch me live, you can claim your money.
(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Pffft
the sacrifices you make for your art.
You're destined for great things.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Oh dear
oh dear
oh dear
oh dear
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# remind me is it Tuesday or Wednesday?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# It is indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# well at least that cleared that up
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# Try
www.whatareweyourstupidparodybandsartworkbitches.com
(Dooley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# Yay
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# This is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# Sorry,
but no. In fact, asking for this kind of favour is not really a clever idea for future reference.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# No?
Damn. I should have kept my L plate for a while longer.
(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# i'll do it.
£75 per hour or part thereof
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Pointy head
This is me


edit: oops over edit'd Thanks p3te for that
double edit: my teeth really do-do that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# looks like something from Knightmare
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# ooooohhh nasty!
yeah I agree he looks like one of the wall monsters from Knightmare!

"TRUTH ACCEPTED"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# is that doctor doom's mask from the fantastic four?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# i believe
its a roman gladiator helmet

here is knightmare helmet : www.knightmare.com/pictures/items/origfront.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# ah yes, at least, from the film 'gladiator'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# That is good
Nice pointy hat there too
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# In my opinion, the total should be < 250kb
but people seem to get away with it, so you're probably fine.

Also, woo to the scary pics
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# i think i should post my sunshuke nakamura pic again


its not very good but he just scored to beat man u. hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# its
jackie chan!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
#
/"they all look the same to me" blog
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# whats that then
mirrors?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# *worships*
hail hail the celt's are here!!!

*does a lil dance*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# im so happy
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# It was a dive.
(Woody999, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# fuck yea!!

*does a lil dance*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# I think
this Jap twat should have been on the Ballon Ride posted on the Links Board
(Hoofdog, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# "It was a disappointing Summer, but Humpty Dumpty had a great Fall"

apologies for the americanism
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# My sweet Lord!!!
Arf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# but
Who said humpty dumpty was an egg?
and why send ALL the kings horses to put him back together again?
Do you know any Dr Horses?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# that is truly terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Well that gets a big.....
Ooooooof from me, well done ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# why thank you
(doing anything for 4000?)
Edit: and 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Sweet lord....
I hadn't even realised.... *Radio silence*
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# ahoy
for now
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# He takes life WAY too seriously!!!
Unlike yourself.
Woo!.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# heh
we get at least one of those every Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# The Aristocats!
Woo to you mr Neville.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Trundle
Roll

Scuff

Once again, you spoil us, The Neville.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# *trundles*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# D
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# That is not the greatest band in the world
It is just a tribute.....

but a wooable tribute though!
(LargeDoner, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Awsome
I MUST see that movie
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Tenacious...
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# D!
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Tenacious...
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# E!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Tenacious...
/uninspired blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# F?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# LEPPARD!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm


/autocomplete
(AMadDayYes, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# The guy on the right...
..looks like me.

With that, I'm off to play on my Game cabinet for a bit.

Later.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# nice
cab!
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# I look like
the guy on the left

but far more attractive.
We should start a band.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# You flash wanker!
*envies*
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Rock!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# "AAH AAHH AAHHAAHHAAHHAAAAAHHHH"


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Good show Sir!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Top drawage!
Wooness
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# haha brill'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Celtic fan?
or just Man U hater?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# 'mon the hoops!

both!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Bravo!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Just exorcising the demons.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# hahahahaha

*chokes a bit*

haha! ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Cheers me dear!
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Yay for celery puns!
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# that's bad
and also good
bood
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Oh yes!
*cums*
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# That last pun hurt me in the groyne.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Bloody hell...
Rather obscure punnage there.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)
# yes.....
that takes me back to GCSE geography....
(LargeDoner, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Oh Dear!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# that my good man
is teh woo! i loled
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:35, archived)
# nutty!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Eat shit
mofo!

Yay.

Oh, talking about shit....

I managed to rip this if anybody wants to take it with them: Girl shits in pool

May be NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# That's what happens when you interrupt a white man!
/michael richards
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:19, archived)
# may i suggest
nsfw?
thats really put me off my hot fudge chocolate pudding now :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# Well it was called
"GIRL SHITS IN POOL" I mean... how much warning do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# well
nswf would have sufficed
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Like that would have stopped you clicking...
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# I reckon that clip is fake
The brown cloud of poo spreads out too quickly and evenly...

I think I'll do a test in the bath.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# floater!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# I was thinking that very thing actually.
But what the hell.

That guy's acting is not too good before the event, The black girl jumps and looks surprised before any brown waste is visible, and the other girl is laughing as she gets out.

Apart form that, it's quite convincing.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# ^ this
Some of the edges of the cloud look a bit too sharp, too.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# dont forget to
drink 3 pints of orange juice and 4 pints of apple juice / cider and some ronseal wood preserver *caution may darken your stool*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# If you look closley you'll see the second poo is a hologram
which means it must have been an inside job by the CIA, do some research and you'll see the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:19, archived)
# He eats poo!
He eats poo! He ates poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Have a poo-related roasted pea
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Ha ha
Took me a while though.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Ah,
schooldays.

I told my daughter that one the other week, of course, it went round the school fast enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Brilliant.
First heard this only a couple of years ago on Chewin' The Fat.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# yum
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahaha, ace
I'm currently listening to your mix. How exciting, s'lully so far.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# :D ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Its actually really really good, theres been considerable head and limb movement.
How long is it? I tried downloading it and it was 4 minutes, but my internets being a bit spazzy.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# its just over an hour long...think the file is about 70mb
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Thats much more mix length
I'll try again once I'm done listening. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# hope you enjoy the rest of it!
I will get my finger out soon and buy some new tunes...
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# You bloody better!
more Chris Carter and Koma and Bones, damnit.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:33, archived)
# don't really like a lot of K&B stuff to be honest...some of it is decent though.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Did you miss a word out there....
...or is it some kind of street talk that I am not up on?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# ninja'd! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# *tries to think of the name of that one they did*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# hehe
well, i'm off to bed I think. Early start tomorrow!

'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Good heavens!
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# i feel a bit queasy now
ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# sit down and have a cuppa
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)
# hahaha
not seen that before. Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# or in Scotland...

Seamless!
(Be gentle... first 'shop' posted to the board... done in Paint, etc, etc.)
(french, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Why am I looking at your log?
Answer me that, mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)
# reminds me of my favourite film
www.imdb.com/title/tt0364527/
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# bindun?
(ntmb, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha.
-sexes-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# I loved that film
and I don't care who didn't :)

woo, of course.
(qdamik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# i want to see it just so i can cream my pants in the middle, or close to the beginning of it.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# been seeing these posters
all over the Times Square station
having to walk by a naked jack black every weekend is begining to get on my nerves
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# hahahaha. that would be the highlight of my day.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# not being able to stop and stare you mean?
(qdamik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# well
yes...wish they haddnt covered up so much of Kyle though...
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Great film!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Unlike your username!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# ^^this
Silly John Goodman
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# makes you high, makes you hide, makes you really wanna go?
(qdamik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:19, archived)
# Indeed.
*pogos*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Arf!
it's a pick, not a pick!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# Jack Black
seriously unfluffs me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Macca should count his blessings really...

At least he's not been exposed as an obnoxious racist twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# ....yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# im not racist
I hate everyone
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# David Tench Quote:
Multiculturalism means that everyone just pretends to get along!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# hmmm.
took me a while just because the modern picture of him reminds me of harry shearer.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# :(
poor old harry shearer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# what's poor and old about harry shearer?
\wrong side of planet blog
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
# he dead
his mental ex-wife shot him
a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:19, archived)
# :(
poor old phil hartman
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# oh cock
i got it wrong *belms*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:33, archived)
# *soothes*
*grooms*
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# I keep thinking it's Mandy Patinkin
as he looks now.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Racists dont optimize
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:08, archived)
# asphinctersayswhat?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# They say parp
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# this.
oh how very this.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Roasted Pea!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# He's just as racist
as the black person in the audience who kept calling him "white boy".

well... maybe if the "afro american" said "in the next 50 years we'll be hanging you by your ankles" that would be true...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Shut up,
cracker ass white boy. That was uncalled for! etc., etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# and
people forget that it works both ways
reminds me of my friend at school
"hey milk bottle top"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
# have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# He's a Macca!
He's a Macca! He's a Macca!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# 50 years ago
we used to lynch ex-Beatles
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Yep.
That's the sun for you.

Notice how today they are reminding us how much we hate Ian Huntley?

I think that was the sun.... may have been another tabloid.

Sorry, woo to your pic, right on.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# I hate Ian Huntley!
He killed two children I dont know! And that Maxine Carr! Granted all she did was lie to protect him but still, thats just as bad as murdering!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# yes dear
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# Haha!
This ^

You sun reader you!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# isn't that the guy from
have i got news for you?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Robert Lindsay's a racist?
/relurk
(Betamax Bandit, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Michael Richards, who played Kramer on Seinfeld
married Tom Cruise yesterday in the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Don't forget the whale.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# John Peel's the Pope!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Richard Hamond was in a car crash?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# no
Rod Hull
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# He hit a stingray apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# OMG a second sting ray has hit the other tower!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# and it had bird-flu!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# You'll fit in well here, son!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Elvis is dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# they've landed on the moon?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Black death you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# pfft!
must remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Hmmmmm.
If you listen to Beatles outtakes 'Commonwealth' and the German language version of Get Back, you might revise that opinion a little :) It was a long time ago though.

*edit - or 'No Pakistanis' for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# 'ning to those who i haven't 'ninged

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# hehe.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# *GROAN*
and



'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# *ooof*
that smarts - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Arf! woo!
Must be shop-pun time!!


"recites fork handles sketch*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:09, archived)
# it's always shop-pun time these days
why - cos i can't be arsed to do anything else

maybe one day i'll get my inspiration back, but not today. until then pun, pun, pun

Edit: In fact here's another one that doesn't deserve a new thread

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# old man in giant bra?
*whoosh straight over my pointy head*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# he's dyslexic
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# old man driving a car?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# 'ning folks


oops! a bit big!!*runs from the nazis!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# christ!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# *blank*
*blank*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# ...and don't call me sir...
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Thanks
I didn't get it until your hint! /hungover still from last night!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# I love the smell of RIS in the evening...
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# 'sequin sir'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# this is a rare one for me.
i actually got it.
(sequin, sir)
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# *un-RISed*
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# RIS?

</gets>
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# It just looks like a really tiny pork pie
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Almost sequin sized!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# at first
I thought it was a peanut
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# I was going to
use a black one, but it looked like a blob!
And sequins are mostly shiny
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Pffft
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# erm
sorry but, what is an sequencer?
Is it a really small rolo?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# This is a sequencer
www.tascam.com/Images/cubase_le_screen_large.jpg

And then some.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# oh
so I can't eat it then?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# You could eat
clefburger,
stave and kidney pie...

plenty more better ones I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:08, archived)
# *chews*
tastes like ferret
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# A reason chocolate chew?
Sorry, I'll get out the way now.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# You should.
else you'll be in treble.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# What do you bass that on?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# ah
i remember my days of cubase, may upload my sequence of the chilis fight like a brave if people ask (and tell me somewhere i can)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:25, archived)
# Some music thing
It sequences music or summat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# DIE, DELETER OF THREADS!
That's one reply I'll never see again...

pic: it burnnnnns :D
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Don't be so sure.
www.b3ta.com/board/6559746
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# my baby! you found my baby!
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Been around the world and I I I......
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# huzzah!
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# I only deleted
cos I fucked up the edit!!

It was only on for a second!!
Besides, you don't want the same crap pun twice on the board, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Isn't that what bandwagons are?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# I am being ironic,
don't you think, a little too ironic, now you really must think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Yes.
Indeed you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# oh jeez
*now he gets it*

G-roan (and woo)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Evenin' all
(rsignal push it to the limit, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# myspace=bad
hummus=good

woop!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:45, archived)
# toast 'em
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:45, archived)
# it can go with this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:46, archived)
# And this!

(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# hahahahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Remember to eat your christs.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Ha ha!
Bakers against aparteid!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Weird BRITISH traditional foods #1
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:36, archived)
# *hovers over 'ignore'*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:38, archived)
# *hoovers over 'ignore'*
nice and clean
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:40, archived)
# *hoovers over 'Igor'*

A clean bell-ringer.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# you rang sir?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)
# yes.
bring my favourite whore to the bedroom and a dozen pickled eggs, post haste.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:55, archived)
# oops
I accidentally clicked it.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# No you didn't
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# arse gravy I assume
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Yesterday for tea, I had
a giant Yorkshire pudding (as big as a plate) filled with mashed potato, three sausages and covered in thick gravy.

/Fat bastard blog
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Braw
Have more sausages with that.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)
# They were big 'uns!

EDIT: And the sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# MORE
dammit
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
# I had
muntjac sausages yesty.
Bloody lovely they were too.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:56, archived)

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