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OMG!!!!111!! Did you schee dat??!
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edovan ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:29,
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that big file up there ^^^
yes, yes we did. (you may have a woo)
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TBL I posted this on ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:36,
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Woo two
the sequel.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:37,
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thanks
but which one was the prequel?? :) the yarrows?
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edovan ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:39,
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yay!
nice
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:47,
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i just love marty feldmans eyes :)
o _ 0
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edovan ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:54,
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Gnu gnu gnu GNU!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:29,
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schnoo schnoo
death by schnoo schnoo
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OneOfSome ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:30,
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:D
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mugatu ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:31,
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Hi Total Recall cockalorum
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:35,
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wow
Larry Hagman's looking a bit peaky these days
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:35,
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It's been a while
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:59,
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hahaha
ONLY ME!
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mugatu ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 22:03,
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*waits for it to animate*
:P
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 22:05,
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twoooo weeeeekks
at least
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 22:22,
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mugu
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Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!! ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 22:07,
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seasons greetings from sumosanta
sorry and follow up to halloween - he's being sick
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:23,
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must have been a dodgy prawn vindaloo
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:27,
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yeah
I like scat
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LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:27,
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hahahahahahah
smooooooooth
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mugatu ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:29,
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NSFW!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:38,
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but I work in a sumo shit factory
my boss just saw the screen and gave me a promotion
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mugatu ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:48,
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had a go at water colours in photoshop
not fantastic - but not bad for a 1st attempt :o) btw - this is santa claws the cat :o)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:23,
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CAT IS MELTING SEND IN BACKUP
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:24,
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back up on its way!
dont forget to sounds the 815 alert to all!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:24,
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DO NOT REMOVE THE DISK WHILE I DANCE ON YOUR CACHE
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:26,
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rebooot if needed
except for pigeon feet
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:27,
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MILLA JOVOVICH IS STEALING ALL OF YOUR RELEVANT INFORMATION
QUICK DO UP YOUR FLIES
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:29,
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argumentative beever in shock kidnap
lemon police stuck after snaggged jumper :o)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:31,
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I like it.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:39,
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cor thats ace!
:o)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:44,
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I love this
woo
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pantherwest ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:46,
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Better than a pigeon?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:14,
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Bugger.
What I meant to say was:
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:14,
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Oh,
it doesn't look so good now ;(
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:15,
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Edit is your friend, guv
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:15,
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Yes.
Do you know who I am?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:40,
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It's taken me bloody hours, so you'd better like it
Click for the template to print off and make Wings are at the back, you need to fold them forward it seems! Also if you want to give her a wand I suggest a paper clip forced through her left hand.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:09,
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hahaha great
A modern take on an Old Classic
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:10,
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nice moves
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:12,
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Modern?
With that hair?
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Curis ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:16,
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leasve my modern hair alone :(
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:17,
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you are really spoiling us with these zombie cut-outs.
will you do any more of these?
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Mr. Johnson ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:11,
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no, because that took too long
and now I've got an hour to do a weekends work in
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:12,
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ah well, these will have to keep me busy then ;)
they are truly ace! p.s: if you ever plan on making more of these in the near or distant future, could you perhaps set some suggestions and let us vote?
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Mr. Johnson ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:14,
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oh
Zombie? I thought it was a crack whore fairy. not printing it anymore.....want more crack whores with prickles up their bummles
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:12,
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Well, I'd better make it then.
*Emails it to work*
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:11,
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Fucking brilliant old chap
I will make it, just not right now. Also: iSktechers, my computer is too shit to cope with iSketch :\
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:13,
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I like this!
Fan-zombie-tastic!
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:14,
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That's damned fine.
Might have to replace my (out of focus) robot angel.
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Curis ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:14,
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I've been looking for a new one
here are the last 2
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TooMuchCoffee Lies about having too much coffee ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:31,
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hahah the bottom one: Team America...FUCK YEAH!
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mugatu ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:32,
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He's currently in retirement...
sitting on a mantlepiece next to a bright pink tree.
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TooMuchCoffee Lies about having too much coffee ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:33,
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hahahaha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:38,
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i am inspired
as a result here is our new tree-topper
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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 22:27,
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Here mine for this year
As made by my girlfriend and myself respectively.
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:10,
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Fabulous.
Suits my studenty hovel perfectly. *Likes* - your festive spirit.
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pubic_alopecia ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:16,
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Hahaha, ace
Thank heavens for those stars on her dress too!
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:16,
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i shall set to work this instant.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:19,
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hooray
aceness
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:20,
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meh!
it alright i suppose. if you like that sort of thing. ;)
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:20,
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and you love it.
you slaaaaag!
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Mr. Johnson ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:23,
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i may or maynot love mr. toast's work
but i shant let on that i'm stalking him on a public message board, oh no i won't.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:29,
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everybody like toast!
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Mr. Johnson ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:32,
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sadly not true
I am aware of several people in these boards who wait for it to be quiet before calling me names. very odd, just wish I knew what I'd done to offend them.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:39,
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i have never witnessed such a thing?
some discussions, yes, but insults?!
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Mr. Johnson ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:46,
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yeah, flat out
"I think you're a c***" and "you just can't help being a c*** can you?" stuff like that. And not just hubare's use of the word for comic effect either! :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:49,
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that's strange...
who exactly are we talking about here?
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Mr. Johnson ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:51,
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I'm not retaliatory
so shall leave it there
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:55,
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and right you are, but remember;
if you have a problem, if no one else can help ,and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...
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Mr. Johnson ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 22:02,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:41,
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Looks like Boris Johnson
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:23,
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and also
the drummer from My Chemical Romance
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:24,
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I've never seen the two in the same room together....
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:25,
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We asked for that hours ago! What have you been doing? We just can't trust you anymore *sob*
Woooooooo! It shall most deninately be going on my tree!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:23,
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supoib
I shall give one to my 96-year-old grandmotherand a zombie fairy
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:24,
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yay
got my tree up today - so gonna have to make this :o)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:24,
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Nooooooooooo! that's bad luck.
12 days of christmas and all.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:28,
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The 12 days come AFTER christmas
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:30,
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No
before and after!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:53,
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Thats fantastic!
Gonna have to make one.
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Orange Sweets ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:28,
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*Turns on printer*
Yay!
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Fluffy elephants ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:28,
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Narr! Crap!
:D nice cartoon norks!
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likeajackhammer ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:29,
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that is just so ace
*click*
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:32,
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that really is great. If I had a Christmas tree, I would have a go at making that
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mugatu ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:33,
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Teh secret santa card game
I am making it, based on happy families, it probably won't work. BUT STILL, its easier than buying something
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:04,
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Do we have to catch them all?
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:05,
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Phil!
I choose YOU!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:06,
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yes infact
its supossed to be like happy families
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:09,
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teehee
Who wants a go at iSketch? I'm in the b3ta room. Who's up for it?
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giant_squid ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:06,
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Yay
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:07,
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Arse.
"Shockwave Player has not yet been ported to run natively on the new Intel-based Macintosh computers and currently only runs in Rosetta emulation mode. "
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Curis ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:08,
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*taps plain*
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Curis ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:06,
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1/1 unicorn with trample and gold earings
comming out I fear
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:08,
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We have top trumps at work.
I score a mere 4 for shoes, but a full 10 for volume.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:08,
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Maybe that would have been a better idea
hmmmmm Damn my now lack of time. *envy*
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:11,
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:00,
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Want one!
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:01,
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Eunos Roadster
AICMFP
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AMadDayYes ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:01,
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Eunos or MX-5 if we're being specific.
It's woo all the same. Me likes.
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pubic_alopecia ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:14,
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It's actually a 04 Miata
Which is just another name for the MX5
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:17,
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Well if wer're being super specific it is.
The big super duper specific question is 1.8 or 2.0?
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pubic_alopecia ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:19,
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You missed a bit.
I likes it all the same though
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King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:05,
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Which one?
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:08,
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Nick Griffin speaks...
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iamgoingtohell ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:58,
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seems reasonable
**votes BNP**
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AMadDayYes ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:03,
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pffft!
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:05,
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voat foar de bee an pee
Hey maaan im nat rashalist...i be black meself...iyreee
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Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!! ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 22:15,
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There are four things here that are not actually on my desk. Can you find them?
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:58,
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The Clothes tags
We all know you're a nudist.
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:01,
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i wish
my desk was that tidy
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Sonic_Gothic ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:02,
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I dont think the periodic table is on your desk.
I reckon thats on the wall by your desk.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:02,
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It's a mousemat
Nerdy and practical!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:05,
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ooh, compact too!
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:06,
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er
small van ICBM sheep time bomb TJ: Zara Philips - sports personality of the year? OFFS
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:05,
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Who?
I have a very small van on my desk - 3/4
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:06,
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Napolean puppet?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:11,
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Sadly, no
You'll never get it
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:14,
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piece of wood?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:47,
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is your pencil case
full of pubes?
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:38,
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:45,
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Mmmm
Swirly
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King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:46,
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This post exists to put the one down there onto a dark grey background.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:53,
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Thats lovely.
Truly a wonderfully christmas-esque sentiment.
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King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:55,
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Needs another now
Stop replying
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:56,
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ok.
Sorry /pain in the arse blog
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King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:01,
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Buries.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:13,
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Ooooh, thats pretty
Was it an X-Ray of a ribcage?
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:48,
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Yes.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:49,
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Lully.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:54,
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Pidgeon
Xray of? Not sure how you would xray a flighing pidgeon though. with a speed gun and a box covered with photopaper at night?
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:50,
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With a gun.
It was meant to be mildly phoenixariffic, so I am heartened by your words.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:51,
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Are
colio and you did not mention my spelling misteak.
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:58,
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I thought it was deliberate.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:13,
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This is what i see
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:53,
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Every day.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:54,
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Hats off to you sir
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:50,
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So now I am NOT homeless
But I am making bad jokes. but I have to start (again) somewhere.
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:25,
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You went into your attic you say?
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:26,
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*Attick
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Bumsmells ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:27,
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+ attack
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:31,
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+ atoe!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:34,
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[sic]
always [sic]
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:27,
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to long
got bored and fell asleep
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:27,
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My, aren't we in a shit mood this evening?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:27,
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oh, how special
:)
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:28,
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am i
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:29,
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yes, you are playing
the part of King Canute
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:48,
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That is in your attic?
Is it the way next door?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:27,
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Its the chimney breast.
OMG BURNT TITTIES LOL!1
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Bumsmells ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:28,
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It's not.
It's in the gap between the 4 chimneys, where they come together to form the stack.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:29,
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Yeah,
two of mine and the mirror in next doors. Does not explain the HOLE though.
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:51,
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You only have 2 chimneys?
That looks to me like you have 4. 2 downstairs and 2 in the bedrooms.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:53,
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um
yeah ok so I do if you say so. :)
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:02,
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There is one each side
The other one was a river of gold.
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:28,
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Ah!
For a beam of some sort?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:29,
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one really long one
it goes through all the houses in the street so you can pick them up and clean underneith
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:30,
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Alaska?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:32,
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huh?
Long pole?
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:41,
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Attick?
What's one of those?
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:30,
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its over my head
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:35,
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Is it springtime already? Yay!
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21,
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Gleeee!
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21,
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Glee!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:22,
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I can't help but grin a little bit whenever I see a picture like this.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23,
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I hear it's winter for poland and france.
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23,
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I'm off to watch stage version of The Producers
some time next early next year, can't wait!
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Kinnell ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:24,
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and scotland
apparently
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:29,
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yaaay!
:)
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:25,
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happy plants! yay!
reminds me of these old buggers..
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edovan ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:28,
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Two of my favourite things!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:30,
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hahahaha
both these are great. woo :)
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parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:30,
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hahaha!
i love this too
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:32,
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yaarrrr!
I like these!
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:39,
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heeheehee
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:33,
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I've made a thing
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20,
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a very good thing too
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21,
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thats like summat off of "The Ring"
i am currently shiting in fear that shes going to crawl out of the screen at me
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AMadDayYes ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21,
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ARGH
ARGH ARGH
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21,
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Can I have a tutorial?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23,
archived )
It's the halftone tool in paint shop pro
applied at different angles and put frame by frame into animation shop.
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:24,
archived )
Damn you PSP users and your alien ways!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:25,
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I tried doing a coulor one but it didn't come out so well
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:26,
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Very MySpace.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:28,
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very 3d
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:30,
archived )
the hollow eyes are very disturbing
it's an interesting anim effect
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:24,
archived )
Now this..
I like 'clicky'
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Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:29,
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you're not meant to let her out!!
(woo - very horrible. too much ringu/dark waters/etc)
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:07,
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In response to complaints that christmas cards
don't include enough religious iconographywallpaper version | more wallpapers
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:19,
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Yarr!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20,
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yaaarrrr!!!!
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21,
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:D
That does it. This year I am having a pirate christmas.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21,
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good ideaarrrrr
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:22,
archived )
Festavus?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23,
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Yarrrr!
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21,
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Yarr!
Needs more spaghetti monster though to be truly religious.
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Kinnell ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:22,
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Yarrr!
and woo. Lovely.
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parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23,
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hahaha!
many, many more like this pleeeeease.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:43,
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If Jesus was a pirate
I'd convert immediately
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:06,
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Logos
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eyes ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:13,
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Why am I looking at your logos?
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:14,
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because
its better than looking at spam and baked beans
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eyes ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:17,
archived )
Our survey says . . .
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:18,
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your survey is of no interest
as it applies to saturdays...
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edovan ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21,
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yummy
Recipe for Spam (stolen from Hormel) 1 pig 1 salt lick combine ingredients and grind to a fine paste
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23,
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Mmm!
I love spam fritters. They are the single strongest reason for wishing I had never left Uni.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:24,
archived )
BEANS
BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS
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parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20,
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ARGH!
Kill it!
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eyes ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:40,
archived )
Very good.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20,
archived )
That's most amusing.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:15,
archived )
haha
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mugatu ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:16,
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ah i see what you did there..... its word association
surely it should be: codex CODAX Kodak Kojak but what the hell is a codax? And im RISing at the Mr Sheen???? Edit: unless of course you are referring to kojak being a bald cnut.
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AMadDayYes ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:16,
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Kojak was a fan of mahogany wardrobes
the national mahogany association (NMA) association of great britain suggests using Mr Sheen "or similar household spray-polish" be used to clean such wardrobes.
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imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:19,
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thank god thats cleared that up
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AMadDayYes ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20,
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He was the secretary of the NMA from 1984-1987
but it turned out that he had a tallboy which was a mahogany veneer on a teak base and he was expelled. Up until '87 the Association had always promoted the use of molten beeswax and it is seen as many as a deliberate slight to Kojak that they switched their stance on propellant based polishes on his departure.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:22,
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You're very knowledgeable, but did you know
in late '87, Kojak, slighted by the switch set up the United Mahogany Movement (UMM). Most mahogany dealers were adverse to paying two sets of subscription fees, and didn' want to join a franchise started just out of spite. The UMM quietly folded later the next year.
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imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:27,
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I actually still have my UMM membership card.
I only found it when we moved house back in August and I am in the process of trying to get my subscription back from Kojak at the moment. It's my own fault really, for never cancelling the Direct Debit.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:31,
archived )
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:57,
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yay!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:02,
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magic eyesight?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:05,
archived )
yes
as santa is the king of all pedos
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:05,
archived )
Was that not
Jonothan?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:19,
archived )
nope
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20,
archived )
Oh.
My mistake.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:26,
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is he smoking a fag?
cigarette for all you americans... Santa CLAWS, rides a SLEIGH, he KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE! he watches you when your sleeping! beware the claws!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:06,
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Shitting crikey.
Evening b3ta.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:07,
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I don't like that gesture.
There are so many disturbing things about santa.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:08,
archived )
A few years ago my mate brought me a "personalised message from santa"
It was a tape with a very scary sounding father christmas going "Merry christmas HOLLY, I hope you've been a good girl HOLLY" Then there was a bit about how he'd been watching me, and then some terrfying christmas songs with lyrics about cocaine.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:11,
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Christmas songs about cocaine?
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imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:13,
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Yep.
I can't remember the exact lyrics, but it was one of those "Did they just...." moments. Think it came from Poundland. Marvellous.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:15,
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Hahaha
Christ! Where can I get one of those?
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:14,
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I'm not sure but I think it was Poundland or something like that.
Then again said mate reads this board. He might be crying now because it actually cost him loads. Thats not the point, I still treasure and fear it to this day.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:16,
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1) Convert to mp3
2) Upload 3) 4) Profit!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:33,
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I would adore to
But its figuring out how to get it off tape and onto this pooter. I'm sure its possible with some kind of cable and knowhow.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:40,
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cable from tape machine to microphone.
That's it. Jack at each end cables are normally used for such silliness as attaching monitors' speakers to pooters. I probably have a few under my desk at work I could send you.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:51,
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I have a giant bag of cables in my wardrobe
Chances are theres one in there, and I've just found a very informative thread on a messageboard about how to do it. It'll be with you in time for christmas, fear not!
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:54,
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a little boy approaches a man
"mister, look what i can do!" and he proceeds to do the detachable thumb trick. "Magiiiiic!" he says giddily. The man turns and says "you want magic? turn around and pull down your pants." So the boy does. "Feel my thumb in your butt?" he says. The boy nods. The man reaches both hands around and wiggles his fingers in front of the boy's face. "Magiiiiic!"
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:10,
archived )
Hahaha
aces.
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imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:11,
archived )
Pfft!
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:15,
archived )
i can do magic tricks with my thumb too
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:15,
archived )
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:17,
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New Christmas. New Danger.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:14,
archived )
Hahahaha
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:17,
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bloody hell.
i'm going away again, the board has taken a sinister turn.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:14,
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is that tonyB?
I am sure this is a tory xmas ad campain[sic]
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:15,
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Dont give him the satisfaction of calling him "Tony"
Self-righteous cunt. (Him, not you)
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:17,
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who me???
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20,
archived )
YEAH, YOU!
No, not you.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21,
archived )
my brain is melting tonight
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:22,
archived )
Awwww
Have tea.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23,
archived )
noooooo
tea causes me pain
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:24,
archived )
Jesus. Really?
How do you live?
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:26,
archived )
its ok, i am getting over the smell of ex's minge now
i can now just about bring myself to drink it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:29,
archived )
Either tea shouldn't smell of minge
or minge shouldn't smell of tea. Probably both.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:32,
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it was hard to work out what smelt of what
i went for minge smelling of tea, PG tips it was
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:34,
archived )
That explains it.
PG Tips is fucking vile.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:37,
archived )
WRONG
its great. Love the tips. I neve knew that real earlgrey is really smoky? Frikin Twinnnnnnnnnings [s!c] they change everyteang[s!c]
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beard looking less like a homeless everyday ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:44,
archived )
how bizarre
all I could see was black for the first couple of minutes, then the rest suddenly seemed to appear that's great that is
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:24,
archived )
As a better economist said,
Long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead.
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cox2inhibitor ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:45,
archived )
hahahahahaha
this be ace
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CactusEater ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:46,
archived )
hehehehe
it can't come too soon :) Have this WOO!
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chunderbunny lacking humus since ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:52,
archived )
Hahahaha
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:53,
archived )
I am a big fan of Thatcher.
She was honest and up front. Where Blair says he's being nice and stabs you in the back, at least Thatcher has the balls to say 'I'm going to shit on you now' before she did it and, honestly, I think that we were shit on a lot less when she was in power than at any time since. It's sad that so many believe the hype.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:54,
archived )
Yes.
Thatcher was big on individual liberty.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:02,
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even if you hate her:
she was a real leader, and she pissed off people donwn't pitt "thatcher killed our livelyhood" well fucking get over it, Every part of the rest of the country side's communities got dessimated, but i don't see any money or gravitas coming our way. attention seeking cockshops The added salt in the wound; is that now all the fucking business studies graduates and daily mail readers insist on moving in and ruining any chance of useful people buying homes. Not only that they fuck up the local pub by wanting it to be "quaint" refuse to use the local post office by traveling 15 miles to the local tescos if your not gonna try to fit in, fuck off /rant
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KaiserPro captain arse rape ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:03,
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Devonshire lads will agree wholeheartedly.
Double the size of the kitchen or go up into the loft?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:17,
archived )
Blair is another lying cunt
who learned how to do it from copying Thatcher. He is one of the slimiest gits we've seen in a long time. There will be a national holiday when Thatcher's animated corpse finally stops twitching. She raised individual greed to new political heights and her sitting down to tea with Pinochet was obscene.
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parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:18,
archived )
I just don't understand this.
She conversed with an opposing head of state? Horrors! Oh, and she did more for the ending of the cold war than anyone else. The Bitch. Also, slimy? no, she was up front and cunty.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:37,
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She is a fucking evil cunt
who left me on the dole for two fucking years along with 3,999,999 others. I can't wait for her to join Pinochet.
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:32,
archived )
More people unemployed now than ever.
The difference is that Thatcher called everyone without a job unemployed, whereas Blair only calls people on jobseekers unemployed. There were always manual jobs.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:36,
archived )
you can kiss her arse all you want
but I hope she rots
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:38,
archived )
tunc?
i wish i could speel good
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KaiserPro captain arse rape ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:59,
archived )
is grim made of lego?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:05,
archived )
Here's what I've been up to in the gayshift lately
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:42,
archived )
Now you've spoilt the plot for all the people on b3ta! :(
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:43,
archived )
Never mind - I'm sure they'll buy your other books
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:46,
archived )
Now you've spoilt b3ta for all the people who haven't lost the plot.
Thanks Dave.
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Dooley ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:46,
archived )
This depressed me the other time you posted it.
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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:47,
archived )
Hahaha
I like that
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:09,
archived )
Pffft
Hamtoucher.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:19,
archived )
Reminds of the 'Book of Spells' being sold in a tiny shop at Cheddar.
The shelf had the notice "If you open these books before buying the spell will be broken". I opened one of the book and it was blank. Scabby cnuts.
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Bumsmells ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:27,
archived )
Pinochet was a big fan of Milligan
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Stuzo ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:40,
archived )
Minor TJ
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:41,
archived )
Its
been deleted :(
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Jazz Pirate never says die ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:43,
archived )
Controversial!
What happens if someone's homework is to write an essay about Brian? Where the hell will they get their source material?
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cursor2000 No human would stack books like this ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:43,
archived )
Just found this
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Jazz Pirate never says die ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:44,
archived )
They can get it
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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:45,
archived )
Ohhhh
you clever you :D *clicks*
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chunderbunny lacking humus since ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:41,
archived )
happy b3taday
*snogs violently*
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:45,
archived )
Cor!
*enjoys then dies from shock*
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chunderbunny lacking humus since ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:53,
archived )
^this^
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:59,
archived )
i missed you
i thought you were coming to the hood butters bash we did all the singing and everything
(
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:00,
archived )
haha! Nice one!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:43,
archived )
hahaha
nice!
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Damien's Hearse ,
Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:45,
archived )
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