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# OMG!!!!111!! Did you schee dat??!

(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# that big file up there ^^^
yes, yes we did.

(you may have a woo)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Woo two
the sequel.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)
# thanks
but which one was the prequel?? :) the yarrows?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# yay!
nice
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)
# i just love marty feldmans eyes :)
o _ 0
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Gnu gnu gnu GNU!

(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# schnoo schnoo
death by schnoo schnoo
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Hi Total Recall cockalorum

(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# wow
Larry Hagman's looking a bit peaky these days
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# It's been a while
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha
ONLY ME!

(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
:P
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)
# twoooo weeeeekks
at least
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)
# mugu
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 22:07, archived)
# seasons greetings from sumosanta


sorry

and follow up to halloween - he's being sick
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)
# must have been a dodgy prawn vindaloo
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)
# yeah
I like scat
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)
# hahahahahahah
smooooooooth
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# NSFW!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)
# but I work in a sumo shit factory
my boss just saw the screen and gave me a promotion
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:48, archived)
# had a go at water colours in photoshop
santa claws

not fantastic - but not bad for a 1st attempt :o)

btw - this is santa claws the cat :o)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)
# CAT IS MELTING SEND IN BACKUP
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)
# back up on its way!
dont forget to sounds the 815 alert to all!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)
# DO NOT REMOVE THE DISK WHILE I DANCE ON YOUR CACHE
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)
# rebooot if needed
except for pigeon feet
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)
# MILLA JOVOVICH IS STEALING ALL OF YOUR RELEVANT INFORMATION
QUICK DO UP YOUR FLIES
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# argumentative beever in shock kidnap
lemon police stuck after snaggged jumper :o)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)
# I like it.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# cor thats ace!
:o)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)
# I love this
woo
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Better than a pigeon?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Bugger.
What I meant to say was:

(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Oh,
it doesn't look so good now ;(
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Edit is your friend, guv
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Yes.
Do you know who I am?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)
# It's taken me bloody hours, so you'd better like it

Click for the template to print off and make


Wings are at the back, you need to fold them forward it seems!
Also if you want to give her a wand I suggest a paper clip forced through her left hand.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)
# hahaha great
A modern take on an Old Classic
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:10, archived)
# nice moves
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Modern?
With that hair?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:16, archived)
# leasve my modern hair alone :(
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:17, archived)
# you are really spoiling us with these zombie cut-outs.
will you do any more of these?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)
# no, because that took too long
and now I've got an hour to do a weekends work in
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)
# ah well, these will have to keep me busy then ;)
they are truly ace!

p.s: if you ever plan on making more of these in the near or distant future, could you perhaps set some suggestions and let us vote?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)
# oh
Zombie?
I thought it was a crack whore fairy.

not printing it anymore.....want more crack whores with prickles up their bummles
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Well, I'd better make it then.
*Emails it to work*
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Fucking brilliant old chap
I will make it, just not right now.

Also: iSktechers, my computer is too shit to cope with iSketch :\
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)
# I like this!
Fan-zombie-tastic!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)
# That's damned fine.
Might have to replace my (out of focus) robot angel.

(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)
# I've been looking for a new one
here are the last 2


(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)
# hahah the bottom one: Team America...FUCK YEAH!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)
# He's currently in retirement...
sitting on a mantlepiece next to a bright pink tree.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)
# i am inspired
as a result

here is our new tree-topper

(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Here mine for this year



As made by my girlfriend and myself respectively.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:10, archived)
# Fabulous.
Suits my studenty hovel perfectly.

*Likes* - your festive spirit.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Hahaha, ace
Thank heavens for those stars on her dress too!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:16, archived)
# i shall set to work this instant.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:19, archived)
# hooray
aceness
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)
# meh!
it alright i suppose.

if you like that sort of thing.

;)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)
# and you love it.
you slaaaaag!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)
# i may or maynot love mr. toast's work
but i shant let on that i'm stalking him on a public message board, oh no i won't.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# everybody like toast!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)
# sadly not true
I am aware of several people in these boards who wait for it to be quiet before calling me names.

very odd, just wish I knew what I'd done to offend them.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# i have never witnessed such a thing?
some discussions, yes, but insults?!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)
# yeah, flat out
"I think you're a c***"
and "you just can't help being a c*** can you?"

stuff like that. And not just hubare's use of the word for comic effect either! :)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)
# that's strange...
who exactly are we talking about here?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:51, archived)
# I'm not retaliatory
so shall leave it there
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:55, archived)
# and right you are, but remember;
if you have a problem, if no one else can help ,and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 22:02, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Looks like Boris Johnson
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)
# and also
the drummer from My Chemical Romance
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)
# I've never seen the two in the same room together....
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)
# We asked for that hours ago! What have you been doing? We just can't trust you anymore *sob*
Woooooooo!

It shall most deninately be going on my tree!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)
# supoib
I shall give one to my 96-year-old grandmother

and a zombie fairy
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)
# yay
got my tree up today - so gonna have to make this :o)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Nooooooooooo! that's bad luck.
12 days of christmas and all.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)
# The 12 days come AFTER christmas
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)
# No
before and after!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Thats fantastic!
Gonna have to make one.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)
# *Turns on printer*
Yay!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Narr! Crap!
:D

nice cartoon norks!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# that is just so ace
*click*
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)
# that really is great. If I had a Christmas tree, I would have a go at making that
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Teh secret santa card game
I am making it, based on happy families, it probably won't work. BUT STILL, its easier than buying something
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Do we have to catch them all?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Phil!
I choose YOU!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)
# yes infact
its supossed to be like happy families
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)
# teehee
Who wants a go at iSketch?

I'm in the b3ta room. Who's up for it?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Yay
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Arse.
"Shockwave Player has not yet been ported to run natively on the new Intel-based Macintosh computers and currently only runs in Rosetta emulation mode. "
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)
# *taps plain*
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)
# 1/1 unicorn with trample and gold earings
comming out I fear

(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)
# We have top trumps at work.
I score a mere 4 for shoes, but a full 10 for volume.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Maybe that would have been a better idea
hmmmmm
Damn my now lack of time.

*envy*
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Want one!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Eunos Roadster
AICMFP
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Eunos or MX-5 if we're being specific.
It's woo all the same.

Me likes.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)
# It's actually a 04 Miata
Which is just another name for the MX5
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Well if wer're being super specific it is.
The big super duper specific question is 1.8 or 2.0?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:19, archived)
# You missed a bit.
I likes it all the same though
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Which one?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Nick Griffin speaks...
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)
# seems reasonable
**votes BNP**
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:03, archived)
# pffft!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:05, archived)
# voat foar de bee an pee

Hey maaan im nat rashalist...i be black meself...iyreee


(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)
# There are four things here that are not actually on my desk. Can you find them?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)
# The Clothes tags
We all know you're a nudist.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:01, archived)
# i wish
my desk was that tidy
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:02, archived)
# I dont think the periodic table is on your desk.
I reckon thats on the wall by your desk.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:02, archived)
# It's a mousemat
Nerdy and practical!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:05, archived)
# ooh, compact too!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)
# er
small van
ICBM
sheep
time bomb


TJ: Zara Philips - sports personality of the year? OFFS
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Who?
I have a very small van on my desk - 3/4
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Napolean puppet?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Sadly, no
You'll never get it
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)
# piece of wood?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)
# is your pencil case
full of pubes?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Mmmm
Swirly
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# This post exists to put the one down there onto a dark grey background.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Thats lovely.
Truly a wonderfully christmas-esque sentiment.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Needs another now
Stop replying
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)
# ok.
Sorry


/pain in the arse blog
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Buries.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Ooooh, thats pretty
Was it an X-Ray of a ribcage?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Lully.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Pidgeon
Xray of?

Not sure how you would xray a flighing pidgeon though.

with a speed gun and a box covered with photopaper at night?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)
# With a gun.
It was meant to be mildly phoenixariffic, so I am heartened by your words.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Are
colio

and you did not mention my spelling misteak.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)
# I thought it was deliberate.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)
# This is what i see
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Every day.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Hats off to you sir
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)
# So now I am NOT homeless
But I am making bad jokes.


but I have to start (again) somewhere.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:25, archived)
# You went into your attic you say?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:26, archived)
# *Attick
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:27, archived)
# + attack
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:31, archived)
# + atoe!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)
# [sic]
always [sic]
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:27, archived)
# to long
got bored and fell asleep
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:27, archived)
# My, aren't we in a shit mood this evening?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:27, archived)
# oh, how special
:)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:28, archived)
# am i
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:29, archived)
# yes, you are playing
the part of King Canute
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)
# That is in your attic?
Is it the way next door?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:27, archived)
# Its the chimney breast.
OMG BURNT TITTIES LOL!1
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:28, archived)
# It's not.
It's in the gap between the 4 chimneys, where they come together to form the stack.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Yeah,
two of mine and the mirror in next doors.

Does not explain the HOLE though.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)
# You only have 2 chimneys?
That looks to me like you have 4.

2 downstairs and 2 in the bedrooms.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)
# um
yeah
ok so I do

if you say so.


:)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:02, archived)
# There is one each side
The other one was a river of gold.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Ah!
For a beam of some sort?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:29, archived)
# one really long one
it goes through all the houses in the street so you can pick them up and clean underneith
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Alaska?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:32, archived)
# huh?
Long pole?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Attick?
What's one of those?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:30, archived)
# its over my head
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Is it springtime already? Yay!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Gleeee!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Glee!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)
# I can't help but grin a little bit whenever I see a picture like this.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)
# I hear it's winter for poland and france.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)
# I'm off to watch stage version of The Producers
some time next early next year, can't wait!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)
# and scotland
apparently
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:29, archived)
# yaaay!
:)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:25, archived)
# happy plants! yay!
reminds me of these old buggers..
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Two of my favourite things!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:30, archived)
# hahahaha
both these are great.

woo :)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha!
i love this too
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:32, archived)
# yaarrrr!
I like these!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:39, archived)
# heeheehee
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:33, archived)
# I've made a thing
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)
# a very good thing too
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)
# thats like summat off of "The Ring"
i am currently shiting in fear that shes going to crawl out of the screen at me
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)
# ARGH
ARGH
ARGH
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Can I have a tutorial?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)
# It's the halftone tool in paint shop pro
applied at different angles and put frame by frame into animation shop.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Damn you PSP users and your alien ways!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:25, archived)
# I tried doing a coulor one but it didn't come out so well
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Very MySpace.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:28, archived)
# very 3d
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:30, archived)
# the hollow eyes are very disturbing
it's an interesting anim effect
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Now this..
I like 'clicky'
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:29, archived)
# you're not meant to let her out!!
(woo - very horrible. too much ringu/dark waters/etc)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)
# In response to complaints that christmas cards
don't include enough religious iconography

wallpaper version | more wallpapers
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Yarr!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)
# yaaarrrr!!!!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)
# :D
That does it. This year I am having a pirate christmas.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)
# good ideaarrrrr
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Festavus?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Yarrrr!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Yarr!
Needs more spaghetti monster though to be truly religious.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Yarrr!
and woo. Lovely.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha!
many, many more like this pleeeeease.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:43, archived)
# If Jesus was a pirate
I'd convert immediately
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Logos
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Why am I looking at your logos?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)
# because
its better than looking at spam and baked beans
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Our survey says . . .
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:18, archived)
# your survey is of no interest
as it applies to saturdays...
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)
# yummy
Recipe for Spam (stolen from Hormel)

1 pig
1 salt lick

combine ingredients and grind to a fine paste

(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Mmm!
I love spam fritters. They are the single strongest reason for wishing I had never left Uni.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)
# BEANS

BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)
# ARGH!
Kill it!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Very good.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)
# That's most amusing.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:16, archived)
# ah i see what you did there..... its word association
surely it should be:

codex CODAX Kodak Kojak

but what the hell is a codax?


And im RISing at the Mr Sheen????
Edit: unless of course you are referring to kojak being a bald cnut.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Kojak was a fan of mahogany wardrobes
the national mahogany association (NMA) association of great britain suggests using Mr Sheen "or similar household spray-polish" be used to clean such wardrobes.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:19, archived)
# thank god thats cleared that up
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)
# He was the secretary of the NMA from 1984-1987
but it turned out that he had a tallboy which was a mahogany veneer on a teak base and he was expelled.

Up until '87 the Association had always promoted the use of molten beeswax and it is seen as many as a deliberate slight to Kojak that they switched their stance on propellant based polishes on his departure.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)
# You're very knowledgeable, but did you know
in late '87, Kojak, slighted by the switch set up the United Mahogany Movement (UMM). Most mahogany dealers were adverse to paying two sets of subscription fees, and didn' want to join a franchise started just out of spite. The UMM quietly folded later the next year.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:27, archived)
# I actually still have my UMM membership card.
I only found it when we moved house back in August and I am in the process of trying to get my subscription back from Kojak at the moment.

It's my own fault really, for never cancelling the Direct Debit.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:31, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:02, archived)
# magic eyesight?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)
# yes
as santa is the king of all pedos
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Was that not
Jonothan?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:19, archived)
# nope
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Oh.
My mistake.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:26, archived)
# is he smoking a fag?
cigarette for all you americans...

Santa CLAWS, rides a SLEIGH, he KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE! he watches you when your sleeping! beware the claws!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Shitting crikey.
Evening b3ta.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)
# I don't like that gesture.
There are so many disturbing things about santa.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)
# A few years ago my mate brought me a "personalised message from santa"
It was a tape with a very scary sounding father christmas going "Merry christmas HOLLY, I hope you've been a good girl HOLLY"

Then there was a bit about how he'd been watching me, and then some terrfying christmas songs with lyrics about cocaine.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Christmas songs about cocaine?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Yep.
I can't remember the exact lyrics, but it was one of those "Did they just...." moments.

Think it came from Poundland. Marvellous.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Christ!
Where can I get one of those?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)
# I'm not sure but I think it was Poundland or something like that.
Then again said mate reads this board. He might be crying now because it actually cost him loads.


Thats not the point, I still treasure and fear it to this day.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:16, archived)
# 1) Convert to mp3
2) Upload
3)
4) Profit!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:33, archived)
# I would adore to
But its figuring out how to get it off tape and onto this pooter.

I'm sure its possible with some kind of cable and knowhow.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:40, archived)
# cable from tape machine to microphone.
That's it.

Jack at each end cables are normally used for such silliness as attaching monitors' speakers to pooters.

I probably have a few under my desk at work I could send you.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)
# I have a giant bag of cables in my wardrobe
Chances are theres one in there, and I've just found a very informative thread on a messageboard about how to do it. It'll be with you in time for christmas, fear not!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)
# a little boy approaches a man
"mister, look what i can do!" and he proceeds to do the detachable thumb trick. "Magiiiiic!" he says giddily.

The man turns and says "you want magic? turn around and pull down your pants." So the boy does.

"Feel my thumb in your butt?" he says. The boy nods. The man reaches both hands around and wiggles his fingers in front of the boy's face. "Magiiiiic!"
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Hahaha
aces.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)
# i can do magic tricks with my thumb too

cleek for huge


click for more hot thumb action www.b3ta.com/board/6622275
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)
# New Christmas. New Danger.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)
# bloody hell.
i'm going away again, the board has taken a sinister turn.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)
# is that tonyB?
I am sure this is a tory xmas ad campain[sic]
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)
# Dont give him the satisfaction of calling him "Tony"
Self-righteous cunt.

(Him, not you)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)
# who me???
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)
# YEAH, YOU!
No, not you.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)
# my brain is melting tonight
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Awwww
Have tea.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)
# noooooo
tea causes me pain
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Jesus. Really?
How do you live?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:26, archived)
# its ok, i am getting over the smell of ex's minge now
i can now just about bring myself to drink it
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Either tea shouldn't smell of minge
or minge shouldn't smell of tea.

Probably both.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:32, archived)
# it was hard to work out what smelt of what
i went for minge smelling of tea, PG tips it was
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)
# That explains it.
PG Tips is fucking vile.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)
# WRONG
its great. Love the tips.

I neve knew that real earlgrey is really smoky? Frikin Twinnnnnnnnnings [s!c] they change everyteang[s!c]
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)
# how bizarre
all I could see was black for the first couple of minutes, then the rest suddenly seemed to appear

that's great that is
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)
# As a better economist said,
Long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:45, archived)
# hahahahahaha
this be ace
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
# hehehehe
it can't come too soon :)
Have this WOO!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)
# I am a big fan of Thatcher.
She was honest and up front.

Where Blair says he's being nice and stabs you in the back, at least Thatcher has the balls to say 'I'm going to shit on you now' before she did it and, honestly, I think that we were shit on a lot less when she was in power than at any time since.

It's sad that so many believe the hype.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Yes.
Thatcher was big on individual liberty.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:02, archived)
# even if you hate her:
she was a real leader, and she pissed off people donwn't pitt

"thatcher killed our livelyhood" well fucking get over it, Every part of the rest of the country side's communities got dessimated, but i don't see any money or gravitas coming our way.

attention seeking cockshops

The added salt in the wound; is that now all the fucking business studies graduates and daily mail readers insist on moving in and ruining any chance of useful people buying homes. Not only that they fuck up the local pub by wanting it to be "quaint" refuse to use the local post office by traveling 15 miles to the local tescos

if your not gonna try to fit in, fuck off

/rant
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Devonshire lads will agree wholeheartedly.
Double the size of the kitchen or go up into the loft?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Blair is another lying cunt
who learned how to do it from copying Thatcher. He is one of the slimiest gits we've seen in a long time.

There will be a national holiday when Thatcher's animated corpse finally stops twitching. She raised individual greed to new political heights and her sitting down to tea with Pinochet was obscene.


(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:18, archived)
# I just don't understand this.
She conversed with an opposing head of state?

Horrors!

Oh, and she did more for the ending of the cold war than anyone else.

The Bitch.

Also, slimy?

no, she was up front and cunty.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)
# She is a fucking evil cunt
who left me on the dole for two fucking years along with 3,999,999 others.
I can't wait for her to join Pinochet.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:32, archived)
# More people unemployed now than ever.
The difference is that Thatcher called everyone without a job unemployed, whereas Blair only calls people on jobseekers unemployed.

There were always manual jobs.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:36, archived)
# you can kiss her arse all you want
but I hope she rots
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:38, archived)
# tunc?
i wish i could speel good
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:59, archived)
# is grim made of lego?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Here's what I've been up to in the gayshift lately
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Now you've spoilt the plot for all the people on b3ta! :(
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Never mind - I'm sure they'll buy your other books
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Now you've spoilt b3ta for all the people who haven't lost the plot.
Thanks Dave.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
# This depressed me the other time you posted it.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Hahaha
I like that
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Pffft
Hamtoucher.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Reminds of the 'Book of Spells' being sold in a tiny shop at Cheddar.
The shelf had the notice "If you open these books before buying the spell will be broken". I opened one of the book and it was blank.

Scabby cnuts.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:27, archived)
# Pinochet was a big fan of Milligan
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Minor TJ
Which one of you did this then? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Peppers
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Its
been deleted :(
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Controversial!
What happens if someone's homework is to write an essay about Brian? Where the hell will they get their source material?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Just found this
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# They can get it
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Ohhhh
you clever you :D
*clicks*
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# happy b3taday
*snogs violently*
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Cor!
*enjoys then dies from shock*
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)
# ^this^
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:59, archived)
# i missed you
i thought you were coming to the hood butters bash
we did all the singing and everything
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:00, archived)
# haha! Nice one!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# hahaha
nice!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:45, archived)

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