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If you encounter this on the drive home from work, remember to give them lots of abuse.

(tgt At the very forefront of cocking about with cars, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

but you wouldn't get this style of sign on a motorway

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

Oh SHUSH

That's a bit of needless pedantry, it's a funny, well presented joke...since when did they need to make complete sense

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

it may have been well presented but it is clearly in contradiction of part 62.4 (clause 3.14) of the highways act 1974

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

*SPANGs for good measure*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

Ooh! Ooh!

Spang me! Spang me!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

you're getting dangerously close to sounding like CHIKE

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

haha

Chike. A true anti-hero for today's youth*.

*may not be a sensible statement

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

says the man who spends all day

drawing fish men with donut heads....

:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

i'm well within my european quota for this type of activity

and i have no intention of selling my rights away to the spanish like some people.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

perhaps its a dual carriageway with three lanes

a triple carriageway if you will

mnerr

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

doesn't matter how many lanes it's got

there's still only two carriageways

/pedanticfuckheadblog

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

I might question this

but certainly not 20 minutes after you said it I wouldn't

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

the 'carriageways' are either side of the central reservation

so regardless of the number of lanes, there are always two, see?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)

i believe you are talking bollocks

i'm sure the signs warning of cross-winds are in red triangles. (M1, J28ish)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

if only I had 3 lanes to get home on

*sigh*

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

I'd like to see

"GET OUT THE MIDDLE
LANE YOU CUNT"

on the matrix signs.

For real, not in a shopped pic.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

i like that

woo woo woo woo woo

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)

wogaaaaaaaan!

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no ones car is safe

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

wogans dead?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

No, he had the op.

i.e- he's a bird

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

He'll only fly away

He doesn't know where his home is
Something something something something.....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

Ahoy Cap'n

*salutes*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

Ahoy lovely

At ease.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

ouch.

as he is still alive. woo!
i can't cope with two celeb' deaths in one week

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

Who's the other?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

john inman

may not be true (that he's the celeb, he's definitely dead)

(prostheses, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

not a bloody celeb, wash your mouth out, and report to my office!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

terry would have been the other.

following the sad demise of john inman yesterday.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

not to my knowledge

hes fluttering outside your window right now!! RUN!!!!

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

He glows!

My oh yes he does.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

*sings* Ahhhhh-aaaaahhhh-aaaaaah

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

is that some sort of orgasmic warble?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

It was meant to be like the whole choir 'ahhhhhsomethingangelicishappening' thing.

You know...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

ha ha!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

it was so obvious!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

all very well

but can it be milked?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

Thrice daily.

He explodes slightly if it is not done. The milk is also light blue and tastes of frogs.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

More Wogan!

We love the Wogan!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

Gobshite!

(poonugget emptied his bowels at, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

Kill it!`Kill it hard!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

Curtains!

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

THE FUCK IS SHE STILL ON MY TELLY?

Advertising pizza. The cunt.

Woo for you though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

please say it isn't so..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

It is indeed so. The moral of the ad is that meteoric pizza shuts her up though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

but she doesn't die?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

Nope.

Shall we complain?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

*phones ofcom*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

i've seen that ad

i just assumed that the three of them were just really shit actors

but i now understand that they are just shit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

Actual shit.

Wrapped in a realfeel latex covering.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

CUNT IT IN THE FUCK!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

KILL IT

WITH SPORKS

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

Poisoned sporks?

With razors attached, and jet engines on the razors. With cheese and curly fries thanks.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

What's been shopped?

(BringOutYourDead Bi-polar, the sexually adventurous bear, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

playing..

with vectoring..

how's all?

(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

Is that a flesh tunnel I spy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

I'm stretching my lug

/attention whore blog

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

hehe

indeed it is

(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

nice

but also: NO EEEYYYEEEESSS!!!!!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

a grand start.

needs a few eyes though.

i will try to do one of these one day.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

thanks

tried with eyes but looked
a bit bizarre, plus a bit
beardy in this one too!

(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

check in vino veritas's profile for expert vector tips.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

'preciated

(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

yey for first time vectors!

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

nice

that badge is pristine!

(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

The Animal Adventures of Jones the Steam

(Neddy Nedson is nice really, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

how very dare you!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

can windy miller film it?

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

he's smeared the pate on the wrong bit in that last frame

woo!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

hahahaha

and woo for the picture too

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

thanks freebs

I'll be humming that all night now
:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

you sure?

Saturday night, I feel the air
Is getting hot
Like you baby
I'll make you mine you know
I'll take you to the top
I'll drive you crazy
Saturday night, dance, I like
The way you move
Pretty baby
It's party time and not one
Minute we can lose
Be my baby

Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na - be my baby
Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na - Pretty baby x2

Saturday night, I feel the air
Is getting hot
Like you baby
I'll make you mine you know
I'll take you to the top
I'll drive you crazy
Saturday night, dance, I like
The way you move
Pretty baby
It's party time and not one
Minute we can lose
Be my baby

Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na - be my baby
Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na - be my baby

Saturday night, I feel the air
Is getting hot (saturday)
Like you baby (saturday)
I'll make you mine you know
I'll take you to the top(saturday)
I'll drive you crazy(saturday)
Saturday night, dance, I like
The way you move
pretty baby
It's party time and not one
Minute we can lose
be my baby (ohh ohh)

its party time ohh..
its party time ohh.....
be my baby

saturday
saturday
ohh...
saturday night
saturday night
ohh... x2

Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na
Saturday night x2
ohh...
Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na
Saturday night x2

Dee Dee na na na

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

YOU. WILL. PAY.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

OH GOD THIS

You evil man Micto

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

Shall we found a 'MICTO WILL PAY' club?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

I'd join

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

me too

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

I am imune to that song

but not the fall guy tune

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

get you being posh with your pate.

pedigree chum not good enough for ya?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

I use marmite

or Asda's own brand value generic tinned meat

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

my childhood memories soiled!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

Last one for today for Meestah Toats

However, first JESSIE to reply might get their suggestion done on Monday
Yes, yes, you ARE my hummus biatches!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

*place holds*

Edit: :(
Proper Edit: PFFT. Niiice one sir, I see your pun gland is still functioning within normal parameters

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

Awww!

Tell you what, I'll ignore freebies and pretend you won

EDIT: Ashally, I got a better idea . . .

EDITEDIT: The punngae hummus was toasties! \o/
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

YAY!

I want two cans of big-brand cola fighting it out to a bubbly conclusion. One has been injured, and is leaking...

...he's feeling cola with every passing moment

Edit: Awwww! Freebs is being all Lully!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

Hahaha!

Done! and I'll do freeb's too . . .

EDIT: GAH! He's deleted!
Wheeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

Did freebs

delete his post?

Dirty hamtoucher :p

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6957444

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

I want Freebs back :(

I feel like a dirty queue-pusher now and I was only joking and I. WANT. FREEBS

*sobs a bit*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

This!

I'll do 'em both! er . . . the pictures . . .
Arf! Ta-ta all!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

my cock in a burger bunny!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

Argh!

Pun to the face.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

Hurrah!

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

what kind of Donkey can't open a door!?!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

LIIIIES!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

WHERE HAS THAT FREEBIES GONE!?!?!?

GROW SOME BALLS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

oh dear god

DAVE!

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

#Donkey porn, donkey porn, lalalala donkey porn#

Oh, sorry. Woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

Hahaha

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

pffftt!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

Woo!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

Braw!

Is it national Dave the Hat day? I have been here twice today and both times the first thing I have seen is Dave the Hat.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

BOO!

You'd better believe it!
Huspag!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

honk!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

hahaha

that is excellent.

Now do a burning man watching "What not to wear"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

The cruel world of kids tv made him suicidal in the end.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

if only it were true

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

christ

now that is scary mind pissage.

*grabs mop*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

you are me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

*cries*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

pah!

rejoice for mictoboy is all of the ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

if only it were true

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

woo!

if only it were glue

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

If only it were new....

Its a pearoast

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

well in that case...

b3ta.com/board/6957119

;-)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

Touche.

With this knowledge further mistakes can be avoided.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

if only it were Woo!

no, wait! It IS! Woo!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

haha :P

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

I imagine him very much as the Little Britain character

that works in a DIY store.

Nicely animated :)

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

Thanks

although I dont watch Little Britan and dont know who you mean.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

oooh

that am prettiez.. hello
btw, just found my account :)

not a tj just an addition..

(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

Ta.....I think

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

Errrr...

wot?

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

thought

i better post an image with
the comment as it was my first
real post on here

(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

this i would pay to view.

is he crushed to death by falling rocks as he lays writhing in agony at the foot of the cliff?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

Naturally.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

that's just plain gratuitous.

there's no need for it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

But you said thats the way you liked it :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

if only

etc

woo!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

I always had my suspicions

'noon all it's Friday..hurrah! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

noon Prodj

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

'noon meester

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

thank god the image is tiny!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

*is ashamed that he looked closely enough to see the censoring*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

haha..I had my mind bleach safely next to me :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

WAHEY!!!!!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

hahahah

but m3essential beat you to it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

not been here all week...bugger!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

haha

woo

and 'noon

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

Stop messin about

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

*stops*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

you were right.

hehehe!

artnoon.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

'noon :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

i think i'm having a funny turn

i'm sure it said Great Architect
and then i got confused by all the "hello prods"
i want to go home now :(

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

If it said that..it'd have been fp'd by now ;)

go have a rest you deserve it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

*goes for a lay down in a darkened room*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

Hahaha!

Braw! Woo! and Huzzah! for beer day!
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

hurrah :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

Would have made my youth so different

Click for bigger (79KB)

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

click for bigger is just click for less optimized - its the same dimensions

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

i thought that but couldn't be bothered writing a message about it

as I'm much too tired.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

tired on a Friday?

busy weekend at the library ahead?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

certainly not

home after work. scran then snooze. then to a party hosted by a lovely blonde girl that I'm attempting to romance.

which means I might have to fit in a wash sometime.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

Its

only what the pic host put on it.

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

relieve your wasted.... shirley.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

revive your wasted Shirley

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

shirley you're wasted

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

Flaps out adventures? Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

Hahaha!

well spotted! and have you finished with my cucumber yet?
Honk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

It's a bit limp now

but you can have it if you want...?

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

plees!

I'm gonna e-bay it!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

No idea why ducks, but oh well...

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Addyjoe, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

*groan*

I think it works well with dux. Huzzah!

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

Huzzah indeed.

I concurrrrrr

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

I have dux in the pond across from my house

They're going to be like the screaming black dolphins in Family Guy for me now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

ho ho ho .

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

pfffft

"Say, have you soiled your pants?"
"Soiled 'em? I only just boight 'em!"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

hahaha

i love that one

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

DUCK!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

*thought that was a countdown*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

DUCK!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

You can't fool me!

I am unfoolable!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

hahahahahahahahha

I missed 16k this week

and now I'm going to wait until 20k for the mightiest of 20k posts

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

*anticipates*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

What the hell is your sig all about?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

soiled pance from the sound of it

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

I'm waiting for 20k too

i don't get many ideas, so I don't want to use them up

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

I missed my 2000th.

A whole 700 or so to go till the next milestone :s

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

I beg to differ ;)

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

Bah :(

*is foolable*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

Because ducks, and more specifically Mallards, are quite possibly the coolest thing EVAR

Fact

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

( ' )< ducks for the win!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

*arrow pointing at arsehole*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

You!

Are you here?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

here where?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

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rogan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

flippin` class

it`s like halfbrite hill only millions better

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

Despite an apparent lack of distinctive Mallardness

...that is truly wonderful

*pseudo-clicks*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

yeah, you don't get

a lot of pictures of mallard runner ducks. Still, here's one for you

www.roganjosh.net/2002/11/20/3-classes/

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rogan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

DUX!

But mallards are the illegitimate princes of the duck world

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

That is mighty.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

( ' )< woo!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

haha

yay!

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rogan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

Hahaha!

Ducks! Puns! This has nearly ALL my favourite things! It just needs a few saucy lady b3tards on a massive pizza!
Wheeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

I shall try to incorperate those next time

Sire

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Addyjoe, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

Ah, damn it, not AGAIN

*has only just got rid of the tomato stains from last time*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

Be gentle

My first proper post on here.
Its quick and simple but i made a load of these and this one still makes me giggle.
Im sad arent i.... *sads*
I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

(tgt At the very forefront of cocking about with cars, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)

arf

woo & welcome
you will never leave

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

welcome

now show us the rest

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

Hello and welcome

Woo to your picture :)

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

If you don't like my driving stay off the pavement :D

Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

hallo

Woo! to your pic

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mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

Dave?

have a kitten!

Welcome to the end of all your life prospects.

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

welcome.

we really must introduce you to dave,
you'll have hours of fun.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

welcome

chair, kitten, leave etc.

and woo!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

Stephen Malkmus roadsigns..

it would certainly be different

and the traffic light men could be Jeff Buckley (go) and Bob Dylan (stop)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

you know everybody here wants you

everybody here thinks they need you

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

but how wrong they are

the drunken fools

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

talking of drunken fools

see you at the famps bash!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

yes indeed!

me and Bill Murrary tearing up the M1 as fast as a 1L 1998 Polo can tear up the M1

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

so you'll make last orders then :¬)

I am taking 2 b3tans with me in my car too.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

didn`t realise norfampton wasn`t so far

should be able to get there reasonably early and then ponder "to beer or not to beer"

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

it's not too far from up t'north either

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

we do

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

Blame Cheeky Boy

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

too sexy

EDIT: Rik looks like Miranda!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

BASH!

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mugatu, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

Indeed ;)

and www.royalandderngate.co.uk/en/RoyalDerngateTheatres/en/Home/WhatsOn/ChuckleBrothers

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

you know what i'd love to do?

buy all the tickets and not go - just to see their faces (as they walk out) :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

Pffft!

2400 tickets @ £12.50 each - a lot of beer money!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

I'm frightened by how well they fit

Especially Chunders!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

THIS!

Hahahaha! We'll HAVE to get him a blonde wig!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

Hahahaha!

Unshopped pics only please!
Chunder! Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

hahahaha ChunderGarth!

I have a Waynes World cap \o/

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mugatu, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

Haha

me too - though the missus won't let me wear it around her, she says it makes me look like a paedo

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)

FOXY!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

*makes ears with fingers*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)

*does that weird camera slide thing where what's in focus gets bigger but everything in the background seems to move away*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

*biddly biddly biddly biddly biddly biddly biddly biddly biddly biddly biddly biddly biddly biddly*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

shall we do the scooby doo ending now!?!

*hopes*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

*does the "doing Scooby Doo" ending*

Oh wait

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

a contra-zoom

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

move the camera away from the subject

while zooming in

and keeping the focus steady

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

yup

it's an overused bunch of cock

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

ahhh!

*Probotector-zooms*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

der der der DER der der der DER

Foxeh!

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

exactlty!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

haha! you utter gimp!

I shall be having a quiet tipple of white wine spritzer with Eric and Brian tonight :)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

Lovely

I am indeed a gimp :D

Give my love to all concerned and have some yourself *mwah*

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)

'noon fella

how you keeping?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

ello bob marley jr!

aye.. not bad.. getting "stuff" sorted out :)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

ah well good luck with that

fancy going for a beer next weekish?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

you know.. yes.. yes I do!

that would be most capital

capital indeed

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

okey dokey

I'll call you tomorrow or something and we'll sort it out.

Sian's new pub is lovely, maybe we could go there

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

sounds cool!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

excellent

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)

hahaha!

i blame you.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)

It's a fair cop

*holds hands up*

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

aaaaaahahahahahahahaaa

brilliant

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)

Oh god bless.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

haha

brilliant

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

the camberwick green amateur film club

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha

WINNER!

*Clicks*

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

pfffffffffffffft!!

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

hahahahahha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

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mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

Hahahaha

Excellent work.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

I always imagned

that camberwick green was the british version of twin peaks.

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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

twin peaks was tame in comparison.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

hahahaha

blimey!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

now with more lightening

Click for the sighs

www.b3ta.com/board/6956648

its my first anim, don't hurt me :(

(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)

is it just flashing?

or is there more?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

just flashing

(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

nice flashing though :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)

now you mention it

i guess i could have tried harder i guess

(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

wowzers that huge! 500kb thanks for linking :)

nicely done but could be about 50kb...
Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

i would if i could *hides*

(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)

Cut-Out-And-Keep time saving* badges for Sainsbury's check-outs

Click for bigger (89KB)

*The Last one is more rude than time-saving, but, meh.

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)

Hahahahahaaaa!

/wants fries with that
Honk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)

YES!

You are a Genius!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)

And so are you!

* bandies phrase about *

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)

Hahah, this

Is it worth asking what the activekids tokens are about? I was in Sainsbury's for the first time in ages the other day and got asked if I was collecting them
*had no ideawhat they were and didn't ask*

Also, my flatmate has just finished training to work there...and she gave her notice in yesterday, hahah!

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The more tokens you collect

the more tartrazine they put into their orange squash
FACT!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

collect 25 tokens

for a bottle of ritalin.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

pfffft!

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

If it's anything like the Tesco school thing

It'll probably be a football for every £50,000 spent

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fuscous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

Ha, very good.

Old days :-

1. Go to shop
2. Buy food.

Modern days :-

1. Go to shop.
2. No I don't need any help packing.
3. No I don't have a clubcard.
4. No I don't have a carpark ticket that needs stamping.
5. No I don't want any cashback.
6. No I'm not collecting school vouchers because I fucking hate kids.
7. Buy food.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

this is why i shop wearing headphones...

just look at the till and pass money over :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

Or just buy all your food online

I did that for the first time last week. It's ace. I felt like an East German spending a years wage on Nike trainers after the Berlin wall fell. The joys of capitalism.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

do they deliver it straight away?

Can you choose delivery time?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

you chose the delivery time

it is more expensive in the peak times though

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

Oooooooooooh

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

'Help packing'-

I forgot that one

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)

That's brilliant!

Woo!

AND, 2300 POSTS!

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mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

'grats

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)

cheers!

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mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

It's traditional to post a picture of your cock

and we don't like to see tradition being ignored.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

thats normally the 'K numbers innit?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)

699 to go

then it will be unleashed

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mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

apologies

for shitness and hummus

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)

keeps the nob doctor away?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

CHILD PR0N!

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Grampa, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

Haha

Timmy Mallett was a proper wanker wasn't he?!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)

Y'see

I said that earlier and got flamed :(

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)

he was a wanker

but he made me laugh when i was 7

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)

Mate its worth the flaming

He was never funny or entertaining the four-eyed little scrote.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)

he was worth sitting through to see Michaela Strachan

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

^this

perky

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

its all about the timing

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)

Could be.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

ace sausages

(TenderElephant, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)

Haha

"new tender sausage skins"

*edit*

That's fucking huge.

*edit #2*
Still fucking huge. Optimise it you fool.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

yeah

they got a deal with a Jewish surgeon . . .
Arf! *bokes*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

Ugh :/

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

PORK!

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Grampa, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

this is a thing of wonder.

woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

TOATS!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

big image

username beginning with 'ste'

COULD IT BE?!

EDIT- nope. Don't think so.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

no, he learnt his lesson and tried to be part of the gang

just did it too late for the mods liking.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

Haha

"I'm sorry I was an annoying cunt for six months solid, I really want to be part of your community now"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)

6 months?

He only posted the big pics for a couple of weeks. And there were only a dozen of them at most.

But it's not my call, if the mods want to let other people back on after a banning but not him theres nothing I can do about it.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

I was ignoring him ages before that

how many usernames do you think he got through?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)

no idea

lots

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)

I just got sick of ignoring him

every time a new one popped up

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)

Manwife's up for the zombie wedding invites

I will pay you, obviously. Real English Pounds.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)

New zombies in wedding outfits?

or just using the ones you've got?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)

I'm not entirely sure, you know.

It's not for ages yet, I just though I'd best warn you.

You can say no if you like...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)

I'm more than happy to do it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)

You're a right bless.

I shall send you cake. If you put it under your pillow, you'll dream of your future husband.

and I just know you'll love that, you pretty little flowerbud.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

If I put cake under my pillow

I'll wake Mrs Toast by eating it in the middle of the night and dropping crumbs in the bed

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

I'll send two bits

Then when she wakes up in a mood, you can just fill her mouth with cake before she shouts at you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

you're getting married?

*heart breaks*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)

How IS your gf dude?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)

*high five*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)

*high fives*

Now I'm confused.

AAAAH.

I've got to stop pressing F11 by mistake.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

she's the best

but really?
you're getting married??
congratulations!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

Yeah

not for a bit yet, but it's in the planning stages. It's great, my mate Kim is making my dress and her manwife toby is making our rings as he's a silversmith.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

sounds great!

*practices bouquet catching technique*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

Optimise or fuck off

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

I saw them

in Sainsburys & dived right in.

(Mantrid, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

190k?

ffs

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

nice photo

but can we have it nearer 50k please, 190 is a bit much really

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)

What am I looking at a picture of your dog

in Korea?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

Teeth

This ugly cow wants teh cock!

(poonugget emptied his bowels at, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)

Looks like Noel Fielding's teeth.

The more I look at her, the more frightened I am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

I like the fact he

has yellow teeth. They are big and just a bit scary, too.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

Only because of his chalky white face...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

and he doesn't pay fucking dental fees

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)

That's right.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)

you are the new Burger Breath

what happened to him? not heard from him in a while

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

nice teeth

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)

Meanwhile...

..down in the cellar of Higgledy House...

(bluntpixel a bit pointless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)

oo i like your brushes

where did you get 'm? DA?

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

He got em from his da?

*appears to have walked into a live action Angela's Ashes*

*leaves quick before she gets the Muckies*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)

The cats have no eyes!

But she smiley face on his arm does!

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Grampa, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)

He's a fuckin kiddyfiddler!

_Allegedly

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)

I knew he was evil

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

That is brilliant

even if he's my daughter's favourite presenter

(rogerzilla, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:26, archived)

Cheers

My son loves him too - i just figured that after being that smiley and enthusiastic all day, he must need to let off steam somehow! And what better way?...

(bluntpixel a bit pointless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:40, archived)

Merry Friday and a happy new weekend....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)

lollage

*takes piece of mind*

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King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

"Hello is that the Nation donor service?"

"Would you be interested in taking France?"

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

oh dear...

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Grampa, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

good work sir

hope this gets stolen by zoo, just for the headache they'll get when you claim ownership
might even send it to em

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)

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