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[challenge entry] Meh
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:32, archived)
# made from 108% arseholes?
*is enlightened* :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:35, archived)
# I never got that either.
I like the hot ones though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:36, archived)
# don't we all
/ambiguous blog
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:38, archived)
# pffffft
and on that note
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:41, archived)
# lovely
that is truly pleasent

(WOO)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Haha, fact
Still tasty though.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:44, archived)
# hehehe
reminds me of this

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Peperami
it's the bits of several animals....

(way I look at it)
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:33, archived)
# I have been a tree hugger today but its ok
'cos theres a gp this weekend and I'm thoroughly looking forward to the thought of all those lovely fumes. I did this one 'cos i hate honda's eco-trip too.

BTW: i can't work out how to do images in replys, if this reposting is annoying then I'll stop, i hardly ever do it
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:17, archived)
# erm . . .
The same as anywhere else?

[EDIT: Ah! You are using the b3ta image thingy. Either use B3tards.com or start a new post and then, when you have done the image part of it, copy the code from the wee box and cancel back out, then put that code in the reply.

or use cr3ative, but I use b3tards because it is easy to spell.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:19, archived)
# alright you massive perv?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Hello you.
I did a demo on Sunday. I was photographer of the day, so there aren't many shots of me, but here's a dead sailor:


CFM

The rig wobbled fairish on the way up too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:29, archived)
# tasty
I got out for the first time this morning, and I bottled doing the 7 foot doubles, but the 5 and 7 foot step-ups where OK

I am cycling more and more as the weather gets better but I have a shit load of work in the next two months, so it will mostly be transport :(



(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:36, archived)
# That's the first time I have ridden all year.
I've been building a fair bit, but I have a new 50' long rock garden to play with and I am determined to hit the 21' gap too.

I have been hitting the 15' and the 33' in succession (although I have cased the 33' a few times) but I have got to get some more bottle for the shorter, steeper kicker.

I ride a racer to work, so it doesn't really count for much.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:40, archived)
# all the jumps here are either low and long, and
big trick kickers, there is nothing like a tombstone table top to learn tricks on

EDIT: bed time, I want to get up early and do work, didn't realise it was this late
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Yeah!
I just finished putting an Ibis Mojo carbon fiber bike together. It is amazing. I live to ride.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:46, archived)
# laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddy in red !
hello you !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:28, archived)
# 'ning m'dear.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:30, archived)
# NEEDS ROCKET LAUNCHERS
and machine guns



and lazers


yes lazers
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Are you a merkin
or just trying to rile me?

Or both?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:20, archived)
# thanks ill give it a go
i tried to make a new message and put it in a reply but it didnt happen, will try harder next time
Thanks
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:22, archived)
# maybe
he's trying to synchronize those two things
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:22, archived)
# It's a fucking abbreviation.
an initialisation.

Spelling doesn't come into it.

You can't have Light Amplification by Ztimulated Emission of Radiation
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:24, archived)
# maybe he's doing a funny german accent
also, being an abbreviation, shouldn't it be in all caps?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:24, archived)
# If you make a mnemonic in the form of an acronym
then no, I don't think that it does.

Since laser isn't a word other than the mnemonic I guess that it is just an initialisation, but I think that the same rules apply.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:27, archived)
# those words are big
*goes and plays with lazer*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:29, archived)
# *growls*
*coughs*
*looks forward to end of Lent*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:31, archived)
# personally
I gave up forsaking things for lent
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:34, archived)
# i gave up lent for lent
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:36, archived)
# ?
I fail to see the relevance
my comment was understandable
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:24, archived)
# LASER
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:25, archived)
# LASER!
ON THE WALL

WHO IS THE PRETIEST

OF THEM ALL!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:26, archived)
# bad gramma and spilling gets write up Peds nazal pazzages
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:27, archived)
# It doesn't really,
I just pretend.

Laser is daft though, I just don't understand how they could get something so wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:31, archived)
# it's because they are numb
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:34, archived)
# use an uploader anywhere else
like www.b3tards.com
or b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:22, archived)
# like this
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Entertain me!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:15, archived)
# *does a jig*
*realises who that username stands for*
*wanders off again*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:16, archived)
# That's not nice!
I enjoy a good jig as much as the next man.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:21, archived)
# You shouldn't be such a cunt to people without reason then
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:26, archived)
# I think we covered this about 3 years ago, didn't we?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:32, archived)
# I put up with you until very recently
Didn't exactly agree, just let it wash because I truely believe in freedom of expression...but recently I saw you be needlessly cuntish to someone who I happen to know could have really done without it...and then another the next day!

I'm sure that you'll go back to just washing over me, but for now I'm still not giving you any damn jigs you self-centred prick
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Damn it!
I really like jigs.

Tell me who by gaz and, if I offended them I shall apologise. It should be fairly clear that I I am universally cuntish and not ever genuinely offensive by now though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Oh, for fucks sake, fine
You can have a jig, but I'm not fucking smiling

YOU CAN SUFFER
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:40, archived)
# A reticent jig is far better anyway.
It appeals to my darker side.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:42, archived)
# I wish I could cough up a kind of dancing stick-bunny
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:35, archived)
# i dont know why
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Those brave Iranians triumph again!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Nicely!
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:20, archived)
# hahaha
touch of class

and i suppose that most people won't get this so -

the iranian soldiers that caught the british sailors trepassing alll got medals
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Seems fair enough,
they took a huge risk going after the Brits and they were ordered to do it - they probably deserve them.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:22, archived)
# A huge risk
Entering Iraqi territory to capture the Brits
/edit sorry, just insideoutside Iraqi territorial waters
/edit2 That'll teach them not to use Tom-Tom GPS
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:23, archived)
# well... maybe...
no one seems to really know who's water they were in

but it certainly wasnt mine :p
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:25, archived)
# that's the only thing anyone can say
the boundary between them is a fucking mess and it's supposed to be something that's renewed every ten years, they had some agreement in the 70's

of course a whole bunch of shit kicked off so it seems they never got round to it

so it's all a load of whatever it is

also, it wasn't my water either
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Well, I am not in a position to say either way,
but if it was in Iraqi waters then yes, that was an even bigger risk.

They were pretty fucking brave to do it. It was probably bloody scary.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:25, archived)
# probably scary
but didnt bbc news say that the iraqi boats had way better weapons and stuff..?

They were brave, but it turned out to be a bit of a pointless escapade!

except to create turmoil i suppose :p
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:28, archived)
# There were Iraqi boats there too?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:36, archived)
# yeh
they were trespassing in a boat, how else would u capture them withot a boat? lol
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:39, archived)
# I am confused.
Who was in the Iraqi boat then? The British sailors or the Iranian sailors?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:41, archived)
# well..
the british soldiers were sunbathing in their boat under iranian sun waves when the iranies came in their boat to capture them :p
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:43, archived)
# oh bugger
sorry when i say iraq i mean iran

sorry force of habit
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Ah!
Now it makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:51, archived)
# is this a first? :0
this must be the first political conversation on a silly website like b3ta
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:53, archived)
# They were in Iranian waters weren't they?
Why else would the Iranians hold them?
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:26, archived)
# They needed to distract the world population
while they relocated their nuclear weapons.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Damn...
so brilliantly obvious!

i certainly wasnt looking!
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:30, archived)
# oi come back!
so i can feed you more politic dribble
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Hahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Everyone wave!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Bravo sir!
Genetically modified "hello's"
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Is it just me...
...or does the guy four people in from the left seem ready gnopsed?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Not just you
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:57, archived)
# he does have a bloody massive forehead...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:57, archived)
# yup she does!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha HA HA HA!
He he he HEEEE

Nice one.
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:10, archived)
# how did that twelve year old get in?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:56, archived)
# his letter was only the start of it...
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:05, archived)
# jim fixed it!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Even in the unshopped one
3rd from the right looks about 10
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:56, archived)
# He's the cabin boy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Alternate caption
Which hand do you wank with?
(evil_mikey is right behind you, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:56, archived)
# How old is the one who looks like he hasn't slept for a year?
The short bloke in the front
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Bloody kids
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Ace^
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Thank^
yoo
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:04, archived)
# giz a link for to clicky
this needs to fp
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Er, no idea how to do that?
Too late for FP anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Modify it
it's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:10, archived)
# This^
cant believe this didnt fp, your obviously not in one of them clans.

lets form a gang!

edited so not to be mentioning the c word
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Ssssh, don't mention the cliques
Or you'll NEVER get FPd.

^Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:17, archived)
# I've formed my own clique
it works brilliantly, given there is only me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:41, archived)
# cracking stuff
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:22, archived)
# I'll use this opportunity for a crap lookalikey..


LIEUTENANT FELIX CARMAN - THAT CEZAR BLOKE FROM BIG BROTHER
?
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Fuck me
that Cezar bloke was a prize twadger.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:01, archived)
# absolutely this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Sorry, I'm reposting AGAIN:
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:00, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Well I wish SOMEONE would get nuked sometime soon
It's boring having all these warheads and not using them. And it would make a cracking night's telly. As long as it's not on us because I've just had my house pointed.
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:26, archived)
# First LOL of the night!
Pointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:29, archived)
# why dont i get it?
thats just the normal picture??? are u lot just laughing at the caption - if so the wanking one was funnier lol
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Large hands
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:02, archived)
# I expectd a tartan covered shopping trolley
in front of the headscarved one
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Oh no, did someone mention tartan?
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:10, archived)
# A few minor additions...
The Original.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Is this
The Apprentice?
(lord retchington spleen, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Been away for a while
Have a pearoast for the compo
(evil_mikey is right behind you, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Ah yes
The tax on the mathematically challenged.

*buys a ticket anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:55, archived)
# READS
FINALLY LEARNS
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:57, archived)
# I buy a lottery ticket as insurance against
the intolerable pain of not buying one and my usual numbers coming up.
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:16, archived)
# I win a quid everyweek..
..by not 'playing'.

I ran model for 180,000 years using the same numbers and proved that unless lightning strikes, you'll ALWAYS lose.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Indeed that's true and sensible but...
....someone wins a bloody fortune every week.

EDIT: "Someone" meaning "someone else".
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:19, archived)
# I maintain that buying a lottery ticket is rational
The marginal loss of £1 per week is irrelevant given the price of, say, a beer. The marginal benefit of some millions, however, is significant.

Nonetheless, I have never bought a lottery ticket. Go figure.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:38, archived)
# made me
... spill my coffee !
(eneville, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] If Job Ads Told The Truth...

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:51, archived)
# that i like

*pearoast (seams 'n all)*
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Stupid Cute Puppy


I can never find pretty flowery toilet paper in the supermarket these days :(

Can anyone help my cause?

* - I refuse to buy online - it's currently the only reason to go out of the house :p
(jamezp1, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Andrex!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:59, archived)
# thanks for the reply!
i think... :p
(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Fruit gum anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Ah at last!
I've been waiting for that all day!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Sorry
I got distracted :(

Edit: you can have first pick!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:52, archived)
# I'll have a juicy red one please!
Ta very much!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:55, archived)
# I want a black one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Feel stupid
Ris ing hard
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Nothing to get

sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Can I have a red one?
I don't like the green ones :( or yellow ones - don't fob me off with yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:51, archived)
# *digs through pack a few*
*hands a red one*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:54, archived)
# sexcellent
*chews*

*is content*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:55, archived)
# I don't like the green ones.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Good, that one's saved for someone
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Please
Green ones are great.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Is it vegetarian?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:51, archived)
# This has pushed me over the edge
It's simply to much to contain
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Needs more unnecessary nudity
I'll have the ones nobody else wants!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Fruit BUM more like!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Kop Kops aren't fruit

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:04, archived)
# you should
have done a whipped cream smiley as well - i think the angle might have been tricky though :(
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Don't doubt my skills
I've managed some near impossible photos on a 5 second timer
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:09, archived)
# *backs off*
i don't doubt your skills.

also has skills, privately rendered though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:11, archived)
# you have a rather furry bum Jessie me Lass
*strokes against cheeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Well, not exactly furry
But it has an admirable level of fuzz, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:11, archived)
# and on that note it be beddy tiems
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Can't really tell
Let's be scientific. Repeated observations under varying conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:15, archived)
# !
?
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:09, archived)
# slightly NSFW Jessie dear
my teddy bear just sacked me, the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:13, archived)
# On second thoughts
sod the red one i'll have those two please. Sigh.. oh ok one will do ;)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:18, archived)
# *whimper*
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:21, archived)
# NSFW!
Nice Slightly Furry Womanbum
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:22, archived)
# hah!^
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:23, archived)
# It was a setup!
She lured us with candy.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:27, archived)
# hmmmm
NSFW???????
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:30, archived)
# but could do with a bit of minge showing....

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:31, archived)
# That arse
reminds me of one of the chaps from the Mos Eisley Cantina - Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes.
(JossAckland'sSpunkyBackpack I hear digging, but I don't hear chopping!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Ah, a trip to the sweety shop
Two fruit gums and a finger of fudge please, Shopkeeper
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:04, archived)
# That'll be haunting the board for years now.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Yum yum

(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:39, archived)
# nooooooo!
i hope they never made veggie peperami - that would be a sad day.
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:41, archived)
# arf!
The train to Hull will be leaving shortly...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:42, archived)
#
the 6:66 train to Hull will be leaving from platform 1...calling at Hull only.

edit: 6.66?!? *needs sleep*

(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:43, archived)
# nah
you need an exorcism
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:52, archived)
# meh
I had one last week.
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:54, archived)
# This is officially Ace
Click it now bastards, i know i did.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:50, archived)
# has anyone ever looked at the ingedients section on a peperami label?
apparently, it contains 108% pork
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Not speaking from experience of course...
... I've shagged loads of birds me - but then I do wear Rohypnol deadorant
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Make women fall at your feet!
USE PEPPER SPRAY
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)
# sssh
don't let on to my secret
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:29, archived)
# peppers spray?
ugh
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Brian Peppers Spray?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Lynx
smells of 'Excited but Inexperienced Adolescent' to me. Anything but Lynx.
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:17, archived)
# some bloke walked past me today
and whilst trying to impress me with his "bird" damn near choked me to death with a cloud of the stuff...My eyes were watering for christs sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:19, archived)
# nice kitten
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:20, archived)
# pfft
*don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still, I'm still a Geologist from the block*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:21, archived)
# arf!
Strangely enough, it's called AXE in Germany
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Probably because "Lynx" sounds like the German word for "left"
So, obedient people that they are, they'd never use it under their right armpit.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:25, archived)
# pffffft!
Also, Twix was once called "Raider" until they adopted the original name some years ago...
I just don't understand why they used a different name in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:29, archived)
# These foreigners are crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:34, archived)
# The Secret Life of the Story of Child of our Walking with the Human Mind...
...of Your Life in Their Superhuman Threads of Babies Against All Odds
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:11, archived)
# this is not getting the replies it deserves
top woo
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:19, archived)
# wow... took my until now to see what's going on there
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Hmm whirly woo

I raise you a EubankWorm.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:21, archived)
# I lolled
and I know not why.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:26, archived)
# :) Random
randomness.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:34, archived)
# rather nice, that.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Babies against all odds.
Now that's television.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:42, archived)
# raaah?

WHoeGaRaaaah
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:07, archived)
# stab it!
stab it with hammers!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:08, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:09, archived)
# raaah!
I'm on b3ta too much, I initially saw redexes.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:09, archived)
# +1
:p
(Pjotr, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:11, archived)
# wooo!



Have my new crap woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:10, archived)
# more shite and im off to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:12, archived)
# haha
I have no idea what is going on

but I'm laughing anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)
# You have the horn, sir
It's quite obviously apparent in your work
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:18, archived)
# haha
me??! never!

*fucks off to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Nooooooooooo
come back, it's making me chortle!

oh bollocks..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Excuse me; you're Dutch.
I think you mean
GRAAAAAARG!

Or maybe raar, your little dinosaur sure is a little raar.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:20, archived)
# in return for her efforts to free them
heather could count on the pigs' support in the divorce courts..
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I may be beating a dead horse
But Ozzy did worse things involving animals.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:53, archived)
# haha
lurvely.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:54, archived)
# i love the original iron man there too
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:56, archived)
# What do you think of the subsequent redesigns?
To be honest, I really like the Ultimate version
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:59, archived)
# I like the Ultimate one too
It's a lot more anime than what I'm used to, but somehow it still feels very practical, more like an over-engineered car than a showpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:00, archived)
# I have Vol.1 of the ultimate iron-man series.
Its top. The first version looks a little odd, but when its refined, and the eyes aren't so round and the heads changed slightly, it looks fantastic...I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:05, archived)
# iron man is the only ultimate i dont have issue one of....swapsies for daredevil and elektra anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Check your Gaz
its not a hard copy, but I think you'll like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:27, archived)
# I like that one best
He's all gray and clunky :)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:00, archived)
# I saw a good one
with Linux on here t'other day.

*yours is also good :D
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Duuum Duuum Duum Dum Dum
deedleedledeeedle dum dum Dum Dum
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:57, archived)
# *rocks out and clicks*
and for good measure have an old timey woo...

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:58, archived)
# hahaha
which OS does he run?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:58, archived)
# SHAROOON! 3.1.
oh dear
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:01, archived)
# open source, innit

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] do do do dooo doooooo...
(songsforeveryone, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Our full?
...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:48, archived)
# it's probably some poetic technique
that we don't know about...i guess 'our full' might work if you read the text in a different way.

*is talking carp again*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# edited
I'm hungover to fuck, and really need to stop looking at a monitor sometime soon.
(songsforeveryone, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Hangover?
hmmm nuggets nuggets nuggets! Woo btw!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:05, archived)
# winner!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)
# hahaha
worst w/y ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:54, archived)
# can there be
a bad woo yay?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Low Cockalorum
(Woody999, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:59, archived)
# according to this guy...
*covers ears and lalas*
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Stress not
for they are being like beastly kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:07, archived)
# oh yes!
here is another...


(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:04, archived)
# version 2
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:07, archived)
# I'm Speechless.
Is that a pink elephant

or an aardvark?
(Woody999, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:09, archived)
# a pink elephant :-)
randy buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooh get you!

*gets in there with a compearoast, fuckit you've already had one from me today (and a lurker at that), another won't hurt!*
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:00, archived)
# that is
woo :)

on another note, the queue for Burger King at Kings Cross today was stupidly huge.

/random rant
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Thanks
Speaking of Burger King, i'll never forget the time I saw this chinese chap scoffing down his Whopper with gulps of fag smoke as he puffed away simulataneously on his cigarette. Vile, yet amusing at the same time!

/another random
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:09, archived)
# I could have sworn
that there was a 'cnuts' here a mo ago? Hmm?

*gets head checked*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Guess Who, anybody? ;)

Site Much?
Well...You might as well click here...

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Davey Jones
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# snip-snip=Wendy Carlos?

it's my #100. . .
(I helped save b3ta! Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I ask you, do I look like him??
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:48, archived)
# martin clunes?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
# fuck no
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Hahaha
No!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:53, archived)
# guy from clockwork orange?
:D there's a guy at my uni who looks just like him*

*gives me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Hahah.
I still wanna do my makeup like him. It's cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)
# I'd love to play a game of Guess Who!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:48, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:55, archived)
#
45, Male, Sunderland, Plumber.
(Woody999, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:06, archived)
# 56/inderterminate/outside your bedroom with binoculars
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:10, archived)
# I'll take note of that...
on my way home...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)
# thora hird?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)
# YAY!
*runs around romm*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:51, archived)
# *cookie*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# She's dead?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Someone with a grey face
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
# I do find him sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
#
\:|

I like his makeup.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:51, archived)
# that guy
from that filum
(pdjpdj, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Yay! I think we had the same source :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Probably.
That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:53, archived)
# ppptttthhhhhhhhrrrrrppppppp
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:55, archived)
# how many more times can i lazily pearoast things, do you think?


that's a lovely pobalex, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Ummmm. . .
(I helped save b3ta! Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:10, archived)
# hahaha
that's fucking grand, that!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:01, archived)
# igfadhsg;jhgda;gfda'[ngdkfa'kd
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:47, archived)

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