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Okay kiddies stop twiddling your pachyderms and spin drying your cephalopods it Zoo and Nuts time again.

Right firstly lets get this out of the way quickly. Nuts, full of shite, thanks we appreciate it greatly.

OK Zoo: I’m sure they must watch this post I do weekly as, lets face it, they nick their
images from here. Here so I’d like to take the opportunity to say; you petty minded little knob
dribbles!

Zoo magazine has a new little trick: A brand new image page. All images now aren’t credited
and all images are now cropped, I’m guessing by a quadriplegic with no Photoshop experience,
to remove all the tags. Some people may recognise a little bit of TGA’s Yeltsin one for example.

Interestingly enough I've found that most images in Zoo were posted on the 25th April on the messageboard.

As usual both Zoo and Nuts pages are in my profile.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

read the faq newb!

seriously though, there must be some kind of legal
procedure here if they're actually altering the images.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

Well this is the grey area as I keep saying.

As we didn't own the copyright of the original they say it's fine for them to take.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

That's not entirely true

Some people (like me) use their own pics to shop occasionally

Just so you know

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

aye

http://www.b3ta.com/board/7165079

(horrid, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

I also like the fact that they call it 'Reader winner'

although the winner probably doesn't read the magazine at all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

and...

are any photos I take automatically owned by me? ie can't be reproduced without my permission?

(horrid, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

as far as I'm aware

if you take a photo

you own that photo

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

yeah thought that was the case

cheers

(horrid, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

I'm not a lawyer tho, just an idiot on the net

but I'm convinced that's the case

in the uk

I get the impression in the us you can be forced to get clearance for images that you take of folks but I bet that only applies to rich and important folks, I do remember someone telling me over there they needed permission to sell a drawing they made of someone

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

think it's same here actually

my photos aren't that great but I did look into photo-libraries in case I start taking some good ones! Apparently if your photo is clearly 'of someone' as it were you're supposed to get a release form signed by them.

I don't know if this is just to cover the library's back, but it does make me wonder - what about news photos and generally unflattering photos of people you see every day? Because if I could I'd quite fancy going and taking photos the subjects won't like :-)

(horrid, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

I think

(at the risk of sounding like a scratched bastard :D)

that it requires looking at the approprite law and getting a complete understanding of exactly what's what

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

alright clever-arse

but what's the point in doing research yourself when you can get people on web forums to look it up for you? ;-)

(horrid, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

like an army of slaves?

crawling all over the internet

bringing you news and information, all the time, building up your power

till you find your moment, and become a throbbing king of the world!

and all tremble at your feets!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:51, archived)

was throbbing the right word there?

and yeah, I could do that, but I'll probably forget and fall asleep

(horrid, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

yes

the grreater the vigour of throb the better

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

depends

if you took it during work time
then your firm owns it

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

the "legally defined party that took the photograph owns it"

how about that?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

work owns everything you do in work time

*hides sketch book, archives and deletes B3ta folder from hard drive*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

unless you have some arrangement to the contrary

of course if you have one of those crap contracts where "everything" you create while you are an employee (and not just on work hours) belongs to the employer that's a different kettle of shit

and yes, some folk sign such unreasonable shit :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:38, archived)

some of those "reader" names are a tad suspicious....

HELLO FRED!!
and Danni T!!

oh, they don't really exist? .....ahhh!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

maybe they should be taken to task on that

gmtv were caught out weren't they

(horrid, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

And if they use those

That's a direct copyright infringement. Can you Gaz me with any examples they have used?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:04, archived)

also

if you change/shop an image by 25% (i think)
then it is no longer held by it's original copyright

although it's got to be tricky figuring what exactly is 25%
i think it was brought in to stop peeps suing each other
over images/logos etc that coincidentally look a little alike

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

I believe the law states

that it can't be distinguishable from the original.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

In terms of music, it's more about whether or not the song would still be a song without the sample.

If that helps at all.

For example, "Ice Ice Baby" would not still be a song if it didn't have that sample from "Under Pressure".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

that sounds very hard

maybe we need a lawyer chappy, or chappess to explain it all

or maybe a "munters guide to the legalities of images" as it's own faq?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

yeah, sorry

i only deal with copyright in relation to printed words
i'm a little hazey on the image side of things

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

I think 'Fair Usage'

And the fact that something new and unique has been made out of images posted here mitigates the fact they're 'nicked' images.

The fact that Zoo/Nuts just crop the images to avoid crediting whoever made them makes what they do, I believe, technically intellectual property theft.

If I found any of my work in their crappy mag I'd take them to the fucking cleaners. But as I'm not good enough, I doubt that's a situation I'll ever find myself in.

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

uk law doesn't have 'fair usage'

so that argument doesn't hold up

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

you could argue it's satire

but I bet it would be wobbly in court :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

Don't we?

Bollocks, then in that case I'll go with the right of every Englishman to have a laugh by putting text on a picture...

...and shopping a kitten

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

hmm

but could they argue they've shopped a 'source pic' just like the b3tards they stole them off had done...

I dunno, sucks though.

(horrid, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

just a simple question

but does tagging actually make a jot of difference legally.
Don't you need to add a copyright like JJ does?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

Well the set up I have put in my profile seems to have worked for me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

I can't read your profile

the colours make me squint like a Japanese rear gunner facing the sun

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:56, archived)

Have a look at

these lully personages website

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

hahaha!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

it's hard to copyright picsthat use copyrighted sources

we're in something of a legal grey area

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:56, archived)

Yes. We should focus on humiliating these people rather than publicising them.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

meh

i'd be quite flattered if a pic i made was published tbh
i'd like a prize too, but i'm not that bothered
i make these pics for fun, not for profit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

I'd be surprised if I got more than three replies to anything I did

but in much the same way that I kill mosquitoes rather than letting them have their fill of my blood, of which I have plenty to go around, I would attack anyone that could feed off of my pictures.

Not that anyone would, mind. I've already sold all of my good jokes to popular comedians.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

I do remember a case of them getting extemely worried

When they used an images where some of the sources were actually owned by a b3tard.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

what came of that?

(horrid, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

some of bo beau d'or's have copyrighted sources

but he puts copyright notices on those

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

Didn't the Sun print and entire cartoon that'd been drawn by Sunshine Elephant once?

the Emu one, I think

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

yup

often times papers will print 'best of the web' pages
but it's only a few like zoo and nuts that do it regularly and offer prizes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

burn the witches!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

If you have had an image

cropped and used in a magazine or other publication and that image WAS TAGGED then please contact me and I will pass it on to the 30 or so lawers and solicitors who work for my family for either free or extremely low cost. PM me

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SiX and his hat, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:56, archived)

It is as I've said a legal grey area

As the source images are rarely owned by the poster. They have been caught out on occasion though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

The source images are still owned by someone, though

I suppose tracking down their real owners wouldn't help much.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

If the real owner has posted here

and tagged! then they have a time and date of posting an orignal picture that has been seen by many people and that is proof enough for copyright. The actualy person effected needs to take it forward.

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SiX and his hat, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

Are you an eccentric billionaire?

so bored of your opulence you hang out here?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

If so can I have some money?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

Get back in line SL!

*shuves*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

You didn't shotgun

Shotgun!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

eccentric? yes

billionaire? no. I do drive a nice car and live in a nice house but am not that rich yet.

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SiX and his hat, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

how about a zoo and nuts image compo?

or would that just publicise the bastards.

Maybe I'll just go steal and burn some copies.

(horrid, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

Ah now there's a suggestion

There are reasons why that will not happen on here.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

could always have a more general image challenge

that would inevitably lead to lots of nuts/zoo entries without having explicitly mentioned them :-)

Just like 'board games' was always going to result in lots of monopoly shops etc...

:-)

(horrid, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

No one will use my piccies!

but...copyright allows for fair use, inc parody of an image

I dont know how to do links but this might be useful...

www.copyrightservice.co.uk/copyright/p09_fair_use

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The Tig and me, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:04, archived)

I would not put all my faith in sites like that.

They are not representative of the governing body as they are merely a site that will charge you money to witness your work ( which anyone can do if done properly ) to preserve rights.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

We all know that they are wankmonkeys

What we need to do is find a rival publisher who produces a rag of the same description and get them to shame them and offer our services gratis. As I've stated before, Zoo or Nuts, can't remember which ( or both ) Now simply print a disclaimer saying "all images taken from ( or courtesy of, but that's a fucking joke ) www.b3ya.co" So they are obviously confident in their legal stance ( and lets face it, they have the copyright law bods of the whole publishing group, not just some two bit hacks scratching their heads in the nuts office) that they can blatantly admit to lifting images from here.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

I had an interesting idea that I'll have to look into and get back to you lot with.

If it works it could stop them outright.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:09, archived)

the other thing which

will not help in the legal area but certainly help in claiming ownershaip of the original ( should your PSD get lost ) is to buy a Digimarc licence and electronicly tag your images.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

Is it just me,

or are the Nuts ones always fucking retarded?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:09, archived)

'ning you!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

ello!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

How's it

hanging?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

tired and messy

what about yours?

I'm jus off for a break soon. not that ive done anything.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

oh dear :(

mine's lovely, ta :D

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

Yeah

But it means we haven't had stuff nicked.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

true very true

plus ning and thanks for going to the trouble. I find it interesting as well as enraging.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

Anyone can send them a jpg,

and win some cash or a (tesco value) Porche, so obviously someone has found them and sent it to NZoontz.

(Sverre my password is "password", Tue 8 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

No they freely admit to taking them from b3ta.

Their attitude is 'tough'. Some people do take them but this is the first week when they have stopped crediting a picture and deliberately cropping off the tags.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

That's bad..

But do they deliberatly pick only the shopped ones and not the cartoons?

(Sverre my password is "password", Tue 8 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

Yup

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:45, archived)

I have an idea.

Get everyone to stamp "zoo cunts nuts poo stabbers" across ALL images for the next month. I wouldn't mind. It would make me giggle in fact!

also, has anyone caught Sumo TV on sky or is that glasscock? Sure I saw some B3tan work on it....

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:34, archived)

WOO! I'm four today!

'ning

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

yyaaaayyyy!!!

happy happy happy happy b3taday to ya, its your happy day today!`

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

happy fucking b3taday!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

happy b3taday!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

ooh

you're a biggun!
happy b3taday!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

Happy B3tadaaaaaaay!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

minge FTW!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

You are a Browncoat

AICMFP

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

Shiny

www.fireflyseason2.com/Index.asp

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

redexing

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

your internet is shit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

it's not MY tinterwebs!

it's work!
DAMN YOU NHS!!!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

Happy Fucking B3taday

Have some Fucking Cake

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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

Happy B3TADAY!!!

woo to you KFK!

PS I've been working in me office exactly 7 years today; I'd get more replies off teh B3ta board than I would in here though.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

happy offic3day!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

Fax those details WOMAN!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

Happapappy Bab3babab3tatatadaaaaay!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

8 ace?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

m' f-fucking baaairns!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

bloody youngsters

happy birthday.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

Oooh happy b3taday

you don't look older than three to me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

are you grooming again?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

Woo!

Happy B3ta day!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

Happy B3tafuckingday!

I love lizards.

'nings all!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

'ning you!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

NING!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

not so loud!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

sorry

... 'ning

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

eh?!

speak up deary!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

I said

you ming

*hands cup of tea*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

i don't like tea....

can i have juice please?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

hang on a sec

*squeezes some juice out*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

*sips*

mmm-mm!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

*blushes*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

'ning lady

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

lady?!

pffft!

'neeeeeeeeeeng!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

don't deny it

*spanks*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

*giggles*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

your gun's digging into my hip

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

ahem

*readjusts*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

Huzzah!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

Happy b3taday

have some....

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

harpy bathday!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

Happy b3taday you!

W^o_o

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

enjoy and eat cake.

Or just generally wear a smug expression and lord it over your work colleagues.

I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

It's a Tuesday

Is it exasperated tiems yet?

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:22, archived)

i'm exasperated with w*rk.....

does that count?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

'ning matey

how's it going?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

mink!!

just the man! i've got someone interested in a special coat!
come rest your neck on this tree stump next to my axe and skinning knife and i'll explain it....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

ooh sounds interesting

*lies down*
so what kind of coat does this person wa....

*scarpers*

ooh, you cheeky chancing bastard!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

damn...

i knew i should've tranquilzed him.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

Lemmy's in charge today

to sort out the sillys

woo to you

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

argh!

*fetches lemmy tea*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

Lemmy's finger is wonky

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

I'm sure there is a story to explain that

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

not just his finger

actually ,that sounds more homosexual than i intended

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:28, archived)

it's your effeminate voice that does it

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

morning reg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

how's it going bradleys dad?

nice weekend?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

busy

you?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

pretty dull actually

spent the day carrying my enormous son around
yesterday and now i have a sore back today!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

how homosexual did you intend for that comment to be then?

50%?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

23%

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

well, you overshot by about 60% then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

Lemmy shall have to contend

with my weird perspective super fighting beetleman

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

Pow!

Right in the kisser!

(Mr._Pickles, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

nope

all quiet so far

it's the waiting that gets me, knowing they're out there, watching
and the trenchfoot, that's pretty annoying as well

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

.....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

....

(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

needs more pee pee

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

thats your answer for everything.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

it works dammit!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

almost

that is one nice drawing, btw

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

Happy Motörhead day

Don't forget to air-guitar at the chorus when this gets in your head all day.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

heheh

ω∞

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

ιοι ωυτ?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

ahaha

that's a bit of a stretch

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

*air guitars*

*sells empty packets labeled "air plectrums" on ebay*

*profit*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:20, archived)

Heh heh

Has anyone tried that yet?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:20, archived)

nooo....

*stuffs wads of cash under mattress*
'ning you!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:22, archived)

i dunno

but i've had the idea in my head for yonks.

*searces for empty blister packs*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:22, archived)

But I am now SERIOUSLY tempted...

Perhaps even air gig bags and air Wah pedals.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:23, archived)

*contacts lawyer*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

an air lawyer?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

i just googles air plectrums and i'm number one.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:28, archived)

Hahaha!

So you are.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

hooray!

*informs lawyers*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

SOLO!

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:23, archived)

*rocks to idol banjo*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

Nice one

that makes up for me completely forgetting about Jedi day "May the 4th be with you".

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

Lemmy would have been better in Star Wars

he'd have kicked Darth Vaders' arse

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

He would have defeated him

with his mighty warts

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

I had that text far too many times

(horrid, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

Hahaha

arf!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

G'ning all. Good weekend?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

pffft

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

arf!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

G'ning!

more mp3 cheese when you have a spare mo please :)

(

Weetobix, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

Righto.

Will do.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

cor! you're easy!

more gratuitous moob shots too please!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

STOP TRYING TO GROOM ME!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:14, archived)

*hides comb*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

bah!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

foiled again.

just like a meat pie

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

*giggles*

I love HYS. So many ranting looneys. Not that I've ever been on there, noooooo.....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

Reading the ranting looneys

always puts me in a good mood.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

Likewise

Same effect as listening to Jeremy Vine

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

Pfft! The BBC eh? always good for a larf

almost makes the 130+ quid fee worthwhile.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

The BBC is worth every penny.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:14, archived)

it is now

it won't be when they turn off the analogue signal

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

Yeah

the digital signal is shit. And oddly pointless.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

Why's that?

Are you a fan of Ceefax?

(

fuscous, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

the digital signal is shit

and they're selling off the spare bandwidth, rather than making use of it
plus i don't want to have to buy a new telly

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

Not when you dont watch much tv

but need a tv for dvds, video games etc.

I like "Have I got news for you", but thats about it.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

get a decent computer monitor instead

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

I was thinking along similar lines the other day

but did nothing about it, as Kipling said, "Think, but dont make thought your aim"

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

I play my 360

using a VGA cable on my PC monitor and plugged into my speakers.

Although I still pay the liscence fee cos I have a TV card... But that's beside the point. Which I believe was something about not needing a TV to play video games. Maybee.

(Mr._Pickles, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

Oh the irony!

'ning all!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

haha

'ning! My weekend was ok I guess... went to watch Blades of Glory on Friday night but got there too late so ended up watching Wild Hogs *shakes head*. Did nothing of any worth on saturday or Sunday, and went to Ikea yesterday. ROCK ON.

(

mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

Wild Hogs sounds awful.

We spent all weekend visiting people with new babies.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

Yay babies!

Saw my niece for the first time in months yesterday, can't get over how much more aware she is :-)
*goes gooey*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

I went to an Exploitation film festival on saturday

Top class tasteless gore and boobies.

THen Quatwermass double bill on the big screen on sunday.

Failed to learn Dreamweaver yesterday

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

Nice.

Was the Quatermass due to the Hammer 50th Anniversary?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

Nah it was just

part of a sci-fi geek fest.

/not a geek blog

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

i was at the horror thing too

Boarding House = best film ever!

(

ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:56, archived)

Woo!!!!

The levitating soap!!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

hahaha!

/Spooner

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

'ning!

Good bank holiday peeps?
I'm approaching my 1000th post
and hence I've donated and got an icon,
it makes me want to dance!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

Wooo!

Approaching nekkid time! (Or wet t-shirt or fish jokes or something)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

There is nekkid times ahead (sorta)

₁₂

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

Woohoo!

*joins in the dancing*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

HAHAHAHA

lovely

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

haha woo!

I'm rapidly appraoching 30k

(

mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

Woo!

weekend was ok, saw Spiderman 3 and mowed the lawn, it was a long boring waste of time but everyone else is going to watch spidey 3 so I thought sod it...

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

it's not a waste of time

as cats like to shit in long grass

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

Hahaha!

G'ning.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

congrats!

that's a woo and a half if i've ever seen one

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

Thanks very much

*points upwards, dances*

₁₁

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

You look like you're in that beer ad where they're all reclining.
I spent yesterday indoors frantically trying to finish God of War on PS2.
5 hours later - still not done and now I have raw thumbs.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

that's just my laid back nature!

₁₀

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:14, archived)

woo :D

awesome giffage too :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:14, archived)

Aah, back on the internubs at last

(

Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 8 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

Haha, ace.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

Inspired!

Er, welcome back: do I know you?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

^THIS^

with a woo and a yay!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

HAHAHAHA

I will be posting me weekly one very soon but I'm just having one last go at tracking down the winner.

That have REALLY taken the piss this week!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

english

is your second language right?

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

I'm going with third or fourth

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

I have made one error that instead of they

The me was intentional. But I know Aussie is your first language so you wouldn't understand:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

struth cobber

a dingo ate my baby tie me kangaroo down sport wobbleboard vegemite CRIKEY!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

haha, welcome back!

what's the comic doing?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

The comic has been tragically dead

as I've been without internets for over a month.

But that must change, the show must go on!

(

Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

haha

but: TEH SANS

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

acely geniusness!

me likey. *click*

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

arf! those kerazy guys

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

That's very woo

and it has (and I mean this in the nicest possibly way) a touch of the Calvin and Hobbes in the character poses and expressions.

(

jentulman carnt spel, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

Ahahahaaa! Have a

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

This is so alright, it's okay

woo!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

His script writers must have been on triple shifts....

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:28, archived)

but magically

it was comedy gold

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:32, archived)

not denying that at all matey

He will always be awesome :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:33, archived)

Word, dog.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:44, archived)

nings kenny

how the shit are you today?
i am knackered

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

Aww!

*passes steaming mug of DTH patent Bazoo!-brew extra caff coffee*

Careful . . . it eats spoons
'lo

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:46, archived)

What time are you off today then?

Also, did TLH have a nice day yesterday?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

RIGHT NOW!

and yes! See ya!
*wayves*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

I'm alright matey.

Knackered too, ashally. But generally pretty good.

Might you be free for a beer or two next weekend?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

probably, i think

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

Hurrah!

I'll give you a call soon then \o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

you islanders had a bank holiday yesterday

so quit moaning ;)
*moans*

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

that's why i'm knackered

i fitted in a week's worth of fucking about into 3 days
bloody families, who'd have em?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

I had to read that thrice

to notice the "about" bit

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

^thisly

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

Write an amusing Tommy Cooper script, woman!

'ning

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

is that just before he falls on the floor?

that was a great episode.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

are you sure?

I heard he died out there :p

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:46, archived)

My mate used to use that in his stand up

" and another thing...Tommy Cooper, what is it? He keels over on the stage and a nation mourns him for decades. I die on my ARSE out here every night and you lot don't give a FUCK!" ( to be fair, he never died and was as funny as hell.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

Arf!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

Heh heh, nice

'Ning all!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

haha

i loved his nervous smile

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

Dunno if its been done..?

(juddermaneth, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:21, archived)

Hahahaha!

Wheeeeeee! Hurray for inappropriately placed pun-heads!
Yippee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:27, archived)

'ning sir!

*manhugs*

'ning everyone!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

word dog!

'ning dad...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:33, archived)

'lo you!

any special brew for the plane? yes? plees?
Mmmm! Air rage!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

i put four cans in your carryall.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:38, archived)

err . . . yeah, but I err . . .

They erm . . . leaked! Yeah! Thassit! They already leaked

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!
'scuse

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

YO!

How's the gaff, Kenny!?

*manhugs*
I'm off to Sweden in 30 mins!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

It's alright - got enough room for all me stuff, that's the main thing.

Just need to sort out a laptop and an interweb connection and I'm sorted...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:44, archived)

Braw!

Par-tay Thursday night?
Hehehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

Very inappropriate head here..

(juddermaneth, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

...

...RIS?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:46, archived)

Is it charlie someone?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:46, archived)

Gianluca Vialli

It's a football thing... but i'm not sure whats going on either

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

I guess he's supposed to be a coke head

but I can think of many a footballer's head that would belong there before Luca's.

In other news... It's cold, wet, dark and windy. The day is officially shitty.

edit:// I forgot about the slang compo ( I only wish I could ) and it's been de-rissed below.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

Gianluca Vialli?

= charlie I presume.

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

Yup indeed....

You got it

(juddermaneth, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

Not tried one myself, but...

(

DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:21, archived)

Hahaha

*adds it to the pile of "jamie and his sex toy" posts*

*pile topples*

*death*

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

theres no way we're going to dig him out from under all that!

lets just slap a memorial on top.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:24, archived)

or you could pull me out

im only mostly dead

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:25, archived)

Ooh!

look! Just his bum's sticking out . . .

Hurray!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:26, archived)

heh

*wiggles bottom in enticing manner*

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:27, archived)

GAH!

too late . . .

I hadn't even got me pance off . . . *minces off grumbling*
*changes*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:29, archived)

well

you can always come back later for seconds. I'm kinda stuck under a pile of posts and cant see myself being freed anytime soon

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:31, archived)

maybe tomorrow about 8pm
when I'm back

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

i'll be here

prolly be hungry by then. could you see your way to bringing a few jaffa cakes?

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

I'll see what I can do . . .

Why'd you want Jaffa Caykes up yer bum . . . ? 0_o
eww!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:47, archived)

the orangey goodness

i'll takes it where i can gets it

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

YEEHAW!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:27, archived)

Oi oi wooden boy

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

www3.barnesy.org/board/7164846

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:38, archived)

Have a quick and dirty post Bank Holiday thingy that took 5 minutes

Hooray for Tuesday!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:49, archived)

haha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:51, archived)

'ning sir!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:53, archived)

and a very fine 'ning to you too sir!

god i hateworking in this hospital.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:56, archived)

i'm no super~man

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:19, archived)

thats not true!

you are super....man!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

have you heard about the bat?

eats your goat and then your cat.

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:24, archived)

Soon enough you will not smile

When it comes YOU'LL RUN A MILE!!
It says Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super!
Soy super bien soy super super bien Soy bien bien super bien bien bien SUPER! SUPER!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:31, archived)

you are Lazlo Bane

AICMFP

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:24, archived)

that I can see

NING ALL!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:24, archived)

this made me laff

it's very silly
can I have your autograph
on my willy?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:54, archived)

Why not....

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:02, archived)

pfft!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

hahaha!

This cheered me up.

'ning b3ta!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 8:57, archived)

'ning pzy!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:00, archived)

'ello!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 9:04, archived)

hooray for tuesday

have a pea that i thought deserved more:

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:04, archived)

'ning micto

"I hate it when they ain't been shaved"

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:09, archived)

*ego massage"

oh my, you're looking buff today, have you been working out? and where do you get your haircut? it's delightful

would sir like 'extras' ?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:11, archived)

its redexing

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:12, archived)

fuck

no idea why

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:17, archived)

*sobs uncontrollably*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:17, archived)

*spangs*

'ning!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:26, archived)

'ning!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

I used to love Tab Clear

(

mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:27, archived)

pffft!

haven't seen that before...

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 9:28, archived)

*fires up noob-prod*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:16, archived)

Pfft

Silly emo's, smile it's sunny out. Dirty pea excuse...

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

pfft

here's my overdue ninja'd pic from yesterday

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

suppose I could drag it out a third time.

Click for bigger (245 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

oh no

(Cunting for Agatha oh no, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:40, archived)

I like this

yes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:44, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Yay for C4A and the bestest entry yet!

(

in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:44, archived)

Hahahahaha

I see a new evil of bank holidays. It means many people have to go back to work on a n00bie Tuesday!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:48, archived)

Hahaha... ace!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:48, archived)

ROFL looks like a cunt underneath!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:13, archived)

BIG!

Previously
G'wan, click here. Ach, y'will. Y'will, y'will, y'will.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:24, archived)

Excellent

and the perfect sequel to the prequel, erm

well, I was wondering what he was going to do with those cards anyway

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:26, archived)

If he'd turned them into a baloon animal, that would have been impressive too.

Maybe two rubbish tricks = one quite good one?

And now I've got Tommy Cooper in my head.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:30, archived)

'just like that'

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:34, archived)

I think you're on to something

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:15, archived)

haha!

'NING B3TA!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:30, archived)

ning ivesy

good weekend?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:31, archived)

not too bad matey,

my step son was taken into my hospital thursday
but he was ok in the end and went paintballing saturday!
you?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:34, archived)

I done my garden then went to Rochester, oddest place on earth

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:37, archived)

why's that then?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:38, archived)

it was full of weirdos

dressed up like Papa Lazarou

some festival or other going on

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:39, archived)

*wierds out*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:48, archived)

Ning ivesb

(

in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:39, archived)

auntie!

*hugs*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:47, archived)

and that's the trick :D

woo, and 'ning all :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:32, archived)

'ning jeccy!

have a good weekend?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:35, archived)

oh aye, looks like I've got a house now

will find out for definate today :)

PS Mata, just read ahead on your comic, go on the OCP :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:39, archived)

Hahahaha

*shakes angry fist at the evil EMAP* But I shall tell you about that in a bit.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:38, archived)

ning rg

you had another run-in?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:39, archived)

They've suppassed themselves this week.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:42, archived)

tell

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:42, archived)

You'll just have to wait won't you

(I haven't got the Nuts yet so I'll post them when I have both).

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:44, archived)

*joins in*

Why am I doing this?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:40, archived)

Helps the circulation

and strengthens the wanking muscles.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:42, archived)

But surely...

wanking does that too?

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:48, archived)

Hooray!

(

in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:39, archived)

ning ivvy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:43, archived)

Ningles

(

in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:44, archived)

Marnin' yung miss

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:45, archived)

'lo!

Time to go to work now. Later b3tans! *mwah*

(

in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:47, archived)

see ya

Can't you get the butler to do it?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:48, archived)

Bah!

I wanted to say 'ello too . . .
Mwwah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:08, archived)

Well you said Bah instead

'ningles matey.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:11, archived)

'ello you nutter!

*wayves*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:15, archived)

and a very merry 'ning to you good sir!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:18, archived)

Aha!

'tis a morning for everyone to be 'ninging in different threads!
'ning!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:38, archived)

...

BIGGER

(

OneOfSome, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:20, archived)

keep


       sssssssssssssssssdfsdfsd
                              aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
                           asdfdsf
 asdfdsf 
              asdfdsfdf
 sdfdsfc             sadfdsff   
         sadfdsfdsfd         fsdfsd
ds   asdf          sdfsdfa
      sdfsdf              sdfsdfas
    cocks    dsfdsff
        sssssssssssssssss       dfdewe
  sdfsdf               sdfsdffsda

(

d d, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:26, archived)

Things like this tell me I'm here early

not that I don't like stumbling on some upload codez, mind

good morning all!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:08, archived)

ning medi

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:12, archived)

SCIENCE!!!!

A cure for the shuffles is within our grasp!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:45, archived)

Hey there...nice myspace page.. anyways I was bored so thought Id say hi.. my M..S..N is [email protected] and my A..I..M is sookyvixxen so chat me there..I'm trying to meet some new people (I just moved lol) . Im also new on myspace...not really use to how it works yet so if u write me back on here it may take a while for me to respond lol.. use M.S.N or A.I.M ... chat soon if you're interested xoxox P*aris :)

(

d d, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:47, archived)

Sorry

to bother. What time is it in London? (I'm serious)

(McMurphy, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:50, archived)

Which one?

There's at least one in all but two timezones in the world.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:54, archived)

it's now 8.05 am BST

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:04, archived)

Dolls are k33n!

www.okaypants.com/comic.php?st=070424

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:51, archived)

strangely appealing

like my men

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:24, archived)

º~º

(onomatopoeicneologism, Tue 8 May 2007, 6:04, archived)

'I've got your hat

and there's not a goddamned thing you can do about it'

arf!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 8 May 2007, 6:20, archived)

serves the bitch right.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 8 May 2007, 6:46, archived)

'ello old stick!

*tosses fresh baby on the BBQ*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:08, archived)

Hahahahaha

This is grand!

Edit: Hahaha, just laughed again after I saw the name of the pic.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:08, archived)

0_o

*clicked*
edit:

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:12, archived)

spiffing !

i lol'ed till i stopped

(

OneOfSome, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:19, archived)

this is a really funny picture.

(

d d, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:29, archived)

Get back at him for that!

kick him in the man-cunt

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:24, archived)

What the hell is Cheney

doing wearing the Queen's turquoise suit?

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:35, archived)

WAKE UP ! ! !

(

OneOfSome, Tue 8 May 2007, 5:36, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 May 2007, 5:53, archived)

'lo

i'm curious, can you explain your sig?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 May 2007, 6:21, archived)

Paste it in message area and preview

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:06, archived)

oh ho ho

good to know. cheers!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:08, archived)

OK I'm awake! Stop bumming me!!

/ac

(Oldbean! Hiro is my Hero!!, Tue 8 May 2007, 5:54, archived)

gah!

I'm late for work!

(

The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 8 May 2007, 6:40, archived)

Don't forget to wipe up first!

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:29, archived)

Roomate's friend tom

Apparently had a bit too much fun last saturday
haven't done a CDC in a while, so I thought I'd fire up the old cock-o-matic

Original
NSFW version (as requested by roommates)

(

Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 May 2007, 5:11, archived)

your roommates are probably curious where you got the source pic

for the NSFW version ;-)

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 May 2007, 5:53, archived)

/zips up

edit: actually they were disappointed that I didn't put another cock in the other hand, I told them if they wanted to handle 2 cocks in the photoshop that was their business

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 May 2007, 6:01, archived)

tom got pwnd.

(

d d, Tue 8 May 2007, 5:59, archived)

people who drink crappy beer should be forced to eat their own vomit.

then again, they'd probably like it.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 8 May 2007, 6:44, archived)

I agree

can't drink the stuff at all personally
and I'm a college student
when they start playing tequila pong I'll join in

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:21, archived)

that looks like

a game of edward cider hands!

(EriX I like toast, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:21, archived)

finally managed to scrape the image from my phone!

found it funnier at the time.

Click for bigger

(

Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 8 May 2007, 5:05, archived)

Sorry but I'm rissing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:40, archived)

you are in cheltenham

aicmfp!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

Woo for Cheltenham

....

Even if it is raining AGAIN, I wanted to put up a tent today.

(

Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

have fun with it...astbards

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 8 May 2007, 4:12, archived)

you are a juxtaposition for every character mel brooks has ever played in his own movies.

AND I CLAIM MY TEN AMERICAN FUCKING DOLLARS.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 8 May 2007, 4:15, archived)

BRN BRN!!!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 May 2007, 4:17, archived)

Hahahaha

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 5:28, archived)

Hahahaha

"Oh look is that a Death Star?"

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:10, archived)

Oh yeah!

Way to go! Take that 3000 and run with it!

I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 May 2007, 4:20, archived)

...it says hummel on his shirt.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 8 May 2007, 4:23, archived)

i thought golden was 50,000 posts

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 8 May 2007, 4:27, archived)

congratulations on this epic milestone

now go make something that will humour me...

(

Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 8 May 2007, 4:29, archived)

Huzzah!

grats etc
& also...
eeeeeeeeeewwww
;)

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 8 May 2007, 4:36, archived)

Original pic minus text

please, I am begging you.

Edit: a BIG version.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 5:28, archived)

oh christ, this should be good.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 8 May 2007, 6:47, archived)

you're a shit midas

do you know what that means?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 May 2007, 6:44, archived)

erm... lemme guess... everything he touches turns to...

(

Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 8 May 2007, 6:52, archived)

Exactly.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:12, archived)

cong rats.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 8 May 2007, 6:48, archived)

well done!

keep em coming!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

the crap adventures

of mr. efalumphead

(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:06, archived)

yay for crap adventures!

I want to go to the seaside and get a really shitty fish and chips and then have food poisoning

and be shitting for 3 days afterwards!

what a crap adventure!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:07, archived)

hopefully

you are shitting everyday

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:09, archived)

some days I shit a little

other days, I SHIT FOR ENGLAND! (and associated island dependancies)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:12, archived)

yay

for the falklands!

(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:13, archived)

there's things in the pacific too

but I think they are just hookerfests for rich people or something

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:14, archived)

The Falklanfs are in the Pacific!

Yay for hookerfests!

(

Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:21, archived)

I thought they were in the south atlantic

er, need a map :D

and besides, I don't think humping penguins a good idea

and with that I'm going ot bed

night night

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:26, archived)

They are.

And why not?
I just think of them as sexy midget nuns.

(

stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2007, 3:37, archived)

South Atlantic

I should know. I sailed there through the rough bastard. Definitely bedtime now.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:34, archived)

Bah.

This always happens. No matter where I think stuff is, it's always in the fucking South Atlantic. Fuck off South Atlantic.

Apologies for sweariness, I'm somewhat inebriated

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 8 May 2007, 4:12, archived)

the only bit left in the pacific is pitcairn

which seems to be home to nowt but child rapists, inbreds and 50,000,000 seagulls.

the french on the other hand are still all over the place

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:52, archived)

Fankoo.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2007, 3:36, archived)

yay!

sounds like fun*

*except for the food poisoning/shitting part

(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:09, archived)

and also the seaside is where the gayers are

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:10, archived)

what?

they do like to be beside the seaside

tiddly-pom

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:12, archived)

Brighton

what?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:15, archived)

yeah their football team

is called the 'Brighton Benders'
not that i have anything against them...
since i got teh bad AIDs no-one will touch me :(

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:16, archived)

see, that just doesn't look safe to me

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:09, archived)

heh

come down from there you Dumbo!

Right folks, for those who care I'm off to try and sneak into the marital bed without waking the beast. Futile and dangerous but I'm brave with broad shoulders.

Be lucky chaps and chapesses, au revoir!

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:32, archived)

wOO

Elebunjie!!!!

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 8 May 2007, 4:07, archived)

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