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#

Back to basics :)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:12, archived)
# YOU FORGOT TO REGISTER YOUR ADGIF.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:14, archived)
# I registered it
but then I got a viral and had to wipe my internets, so I lost my secret code. That's why this pic is not animated.
If you jiggle the monitor it's a bit the same. I tried it and it worked.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:19, archived)
# THEME SONG:
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:37, archived)
# you and billy bragg both.
very nice.

edit: what in hell is this (nsfw)? it's name is 'fuzzy' and it's claiming to be female. what species, do you think?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:31, archived)
# Dude, don't be rude to fuzzy.
Or fuzzy will submissively rip your arms off and beat you to death with them.

Edit: some of these are great.
"No s*x involved, just foot play and foot massage and foot worship, and a foot job in the end."
Haha some people have a very selective definition of sex - I mean s*x.

Haha one guy says "Looking for nude models for artistic photoshoot" and one of his sample pics is of a girl screaming, and another is a girl crying in a bathroom.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:48, archived)
# i just emailed fuzzy.
i asked what it was and if our sexual congress, if unprotected, might produce a human child or more likely something that dr. moreau would envy.

i eagerly await a response.

edit: i saw that ad, and grabbed a couple of his pics for later use.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:02, archived)
# Mall Ape
In an advanced stage of post-hyperconsumption.
Fuzzy likely is a ref to its upper lip.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:52, archived)
# mallape!
that looks like a french version, which immediately elevates it.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:03, archived)
# mmm
enhanced norkage
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:36, archived)
# Nice, I tried to do a simple one the other day


Somewhat lacking in face though.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:40, archived)
# fixed
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:47, archived)
# gaaaaaahhhhr!!!!!!!
*runs like fuck!!!*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:32, archived)
# would
...
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# that's ace.
Do you take your own source pics in order to get the right combination of light/shade, or do you troll the interwebs for them, or are you in fact just talented?

Inquiring minds* want to know.

*mine, anyway
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# NP10


Just thought I'd post this, playing with anymations tonight. Pland to get better.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 5:24, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:33, archived)
# monstar!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:33, archived)
# late at night bet no ones online but hey this took me ages so had to post it

mister blue versus mr green part XV (i think) visit proflie for more madness
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 5:10, archived)
# ahhh it says AdGif unregistered in the top left corner.
imight just change my screen name to Adgif unregistered and then could pretend it's my tag
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 5:13, archived)
# try this instead
a bit old now but it used to be sold at a fair price. Free now and I still use it for all my gif optimisation ( and sometimes the whole job )

www.download.com/Ulead-GIF-Animator/3000-2186_4-5422267.html
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 5:23, archived)
# cheers mate
i did use a different one that didn't have a message in corner but trial period ran out.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 5:25, archived)
# haha, i like your pragmatism
nice anim btw!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 5:52, archived)
# Haha
that's lateral thinking :)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:22, archived)
# adgif is the shit, man.




(, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:14, archived)
# It's bees right? Bees night?
Cats and bees, yes that's it. Cats and bees and stars and lensflare night.


Click for bigger (96 kb)



( oh and give me a touch of credit, I made that starfield from scratch )

Desktop type sized
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:51, archived)
# I canzzz notzzz getzz any clozzer.
Beeroasting a Woo.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:59, archived)
# catsanbees
my kittins were chasing yellowjackets in the yard today. They'll soon grow out of that.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:00, archived)
# They all learn why in the end. [/;-P
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:02, archived)
# *google images*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:03, archived)
# Indeed. I'm currently searching for "snow"
cathysnow.tripod.com/
Edit: you need to listen to the songs.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:06, archived)
# her music reminds me of the mighty boosh
for some reason
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:08, archived)
# I can see that.
I think it's about time I posted this again.
Now THAT'S a performance artist.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:10, archived)
# everytime i try to open that firefox quits
perhaps its just cant handle the level of performance
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:15, archived)
# It's a sign.
Of something.
I'm using Firefox here, don't know why it wouldn't work for you.

Haha found this.
www.la.utexas.edu/~plyon/pix/snow1.jpg
Man I love the web so much.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:19, archived)
# on a mac
seems to be allergic to obscure plug ins and javascript. anyways... think i shall go to bed goodnight.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:21, archived)
# g'night :)
See you tomorrow if you're around.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:21, archived)
# ha
great image.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:23, archived)
# Best. Trousers. Ever.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:26, archived)
# I do not dobt that they will sir
My Rotty ( deceased ) use to be a bugger for chasing anything that flew. She was stung a few times on the nose. Boy can those things howl when stung on the nose.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:22, archived)
# The starfield alone,
I'd have as a desktop pic. Woo!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:09, archived)
# I might do that
with some additions later.

desktop version of that up there added.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:15, archived)
# Thats great
Thanks!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:21, archived)
# great work
on the starfield, but the bee in the eye scares the shit out of me.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:23, archived)
# I kinda like the bee there,
not sure what it is about it, but it seems ok.

What (Pas) was the motive for a bee on a cats eye?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:26, archived)
# No idea. I'm just unstable I guess.
I had the cat pic and wanted to do something. I was going to do a black bg with a water droplet coming down or looking at a flying insect and well, you know, it just turned out likr that. I rarely have a clue what my finished result will be when I start something. Best way, just let it happen.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:31, archived)
# I rarely do fluffy ;)


I can do it without the bee if you like?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:27, archived)
# whatever floats your boat
but a stargazing cat would probably be a lot nicer.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:37, archived)
# So a vote for all 3 variations.
though the kitty is clearly looking at the bee, its eyes are focused nearer than the sky. Good vectoring too :¬)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:46, archived)
# and here is a MASSIVE
desktop just for you


Click for bigger (749 kb)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 5:05, archived)
# I suppose it's because I made it with b3ta in mind
and so it's a bit silly. Had I made it for deviantart I might have left the bee out like so.

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/b3ta/jpg/starcatwallcopy.jpg
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:52, archived)
# Beautiful.
I lurve it.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:40, archived)
# Niiice!
it's full of stars!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# sheepish....
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:50, archived)
# That's just crackpot!
woo.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:32, archived)
# superb!
baaaaaa
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:25, archived)
# ok
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:39, archived)
# AAU x 2
You know the lable on that jar
is "do not spill contents".
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:46, archived)
# ta
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:50, archived)
# !
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:05, archived)
# Awwww
I likes this.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:57, archived)
# ta
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:59, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 4:01, archived)
# I want to click "I like this"
denied!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Huggable
huddled bundles . . .
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:53, archived)
# these are very sweet
and make me think of www.explodingdog.com
in a good "they are both quite ace" way.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# innit cute
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:15, archived)
# huzzah for anarchy rat.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:16, archived)
# Rizzo the Rat if I'm not mistaken.
*pogos*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:49, archived)
# And...
Photoshop Duck!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# ...its been a long weekend.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:53, archived)
# oh dear
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:03, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:59, archived)
# arf !
guffaw
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:48, archived)
# A for effort
I'm sure I'd woo it if I got the reference
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:09, archived)
# that is most ace!
yo ushould have save it for an hour when more people wer on the board, woo anyways and have a big fat *click*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# save it for when?
He's already posted it twice.
(, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:37, archived)
# the call centre I work for sells Axa products
and this is currently making it's way round :)

nicely nicely - woo!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# hahahaha Well worth Scrolling For...
You Get Clicks!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] let's trump!
HORSE IS EQUINE! BEWARE!

I have no idea what's going on here
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:16, archived)
# i think that's a sure sign it's time for bed
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:20, archived)
# yes
beeeeed
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:20, archived)
# i am in desparate need of sleep
but my finger seems to be stuck to f5
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:26, archived)
# I feel like a freak
I learnt to type using the caps lock and not shift

I also never press f5
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:28, archived)
# I always use the caps lock
It is altogether more civilised, and the poor thing would die out if it wasn't for people like us.

You should press F5 you know, it's really much fun. To be honest, most of the time I press CTRL + F5. Makes me feel more of a man, and goddamn it, I know that all the changes will be shown.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:31, archived)
# have a keyboard
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:33, archived)
# where's the any key?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:33, archived)
# around here somewhere
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:37, archived)
# hehe
:D

if oyu haven't already, try this

much amusement :D

nite nite, I'm kaputt

zzz
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:40, archived)
# the f5 key just seems so far away
maybe if it was more conveniently place I would give it a chance, but no, it is excluded from my use forevermore!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:37, archived)
# it's much easier than that for me
I can't even be arsed reaching for the keyboard. I just mapped my mouse button 5 to perform a refresh.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:10, archived)
# me neither.
are we wrong?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:36, archived)
# I think so..
although i'm surprised im not the only one.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:38, archived)
# Was in my head...

Now out of it...
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:06, archived)
# goatse?
Damn you b3ta for warping my mind..
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:29, archived)
# ^this^
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:31, archived)
# *smashes kitten abuser in the face with a flurencent lamp*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:37, archived)
# didnt work out the way i hoped ..
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:57, archived)
# BEES!!!
^_^
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:58, archived)
# *glee
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:08, archived)
# "I assure you, there is no giant bee"
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:18, archived)
# but but!!! there it is!
a giant fucking bee!!!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:21, archived)
# ah, now that's just what they want you to think
these bees see, they're organazized
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:23, archived)
# bet they have a union
and a theme tune

and a little stripey flag!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:24, archived)
# well someone's got to save them
they're a dieing breed.

The bees, united, will never be defeated.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:25, archived)
# BumbleBeetlez
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:28, archived)
# no reason
sprouts!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:32, archived)
# poor guy
no wonder he wants to kill himself, he's got no legs
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:39, archived)
# maybe he had some kind of mishap
and left them at the top
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:42, archived)
# mes moo rising
mes woo rising ? woo anyway
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:56, archived)
# he's a highly skilled proffesional
:D
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:14, archived)
# pfft
emo


I keep on expecting him to come out and hit me, although i am ridiculously tired, tis woo
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:05, archived)
# was going to make it epic
and have him fall through the earth and out into space

but I realised, I couldn't be arsed

I'm too tired to concentrate at the moment really, I should be asleep :D
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:13, archived)
# its a nice style
you should do it when you can be arsed

that is of course, unless you were lying?!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:16, archived)
# nah, really wasne lying
I just couldn't be arsed

I'm going to save energy for a tomorrow doodle session
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Surely Bindun?


Edit: sorry couldn't make better use of that pun. Had to get it out of my system.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# elephant poo wins!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# and how.
Is it Wednesday yet? Please let it be Wednesday soon. ( preferably cutting out Tuesday )

Edit:// Where's Captain Failure gone. I want to lambaste him with words and pictures.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# That would be too easy
How could you possibly want to avoid the joy that is a Tuesday around here?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:15, archived)
# I don't have enough medication
for it anymore. Thankfully I have trip to the airport tomorrow and shall have some peace ;)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:17, archived)
# i think everyone secretly enjoys tuesday
they all get their insults ready, and they're noob/fail/read the fucking FAQ pics
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
# I have a whole plethora of new images
just waiting :)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
# maybe we should have some sort of sweepstake on it
what's first? massive pic? No pic? Shit pic? NSFW pic? Unshopped? Stolen?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:22, archived)
# hahaha
Put me down for 20 on a No Pic for 1st
and a 5 each way on Shit Pic and Massive.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:24, archived)
# oooh
new business opportunity here methinks
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:28, archived)
# is it wrong that "lambaste"
makes me think of succulent lamb cutlets cooked in their own juices?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:33, archived)
# mmm
I had a lovely lamb shank the other day, in rosemary and red wine gravy.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:35, archived)
# I have some lidl lamb grillsteaks
of course, they are probably suitable for vegetarians*


*(vegetarians who in particular like sawdust)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:36, archived)
# then I win the battle of the tasty lamb!
*does lap of honour*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:42, archived)
# yay!
and while you are running around in circles celebrating your lambness

I'll sneakilly eat it !
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:19, archived)
# it's already been eaten
and passed through me.

You're entitled to it if you can find it.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:22, archived)
# ahh
I'll just wait for the moment when I can consume my lidl cutlets
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:25, archived)
# I had Tesco Finest
lamb shanks for Dinner yesterday. It does not get any better.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:42, archived)
# hehehe... satisfaction
woo!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# It's been done more often than an attractive foster child
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:15, archived)
# for a moment
I thought an elephant was shitting on a piano

which I thought was odd
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:35, archived)
# sounds like keane
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:44, archived)
# elephants must really shit a lot
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:21, archived)
# yeah, bindun alright
www.b3ta.com/board/7179692

Still good though, an elephant sitting on the bog, whatever next?!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:09, archived)
# "What shall I make?" wondered Yeknom
"I know" he declared "Something with a happy bumblebee, that would be lovely"
So he did, and it was.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
The end
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# buzz buzz
*glee
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# hooray!
*rummages*

*goes to bed*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Strangely soothing to watch
*watches*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
#

I've noticed a huge increase in happy bee-threads lately. Perhaps we're subconsciously replacing the ones that are going missing in nature.
Edit: and I just noticed for the first time that my bee is completely the wrong colours.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:29, archived)
# I am tempted to get my own hive before they all die
and see if I alone can save them
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:31, archived)
# its an
albeeno

get it

hahahaha
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:53, archived)
# oh god
that was just too clever
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Ooof
I'm pretty sure that pun belongs to DtH :)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 3:11, archived)
# Well you bee-t me to the punch
and I hate myself for saying that as much as you hate me for posting this:

but there we are!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 2:51, archived)
# Meh

G'night.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# haha, g'night
Cracking film btw.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Really?
I might go and see it, then. All the ads have looked a bit... mediocre... although I suppose it is a Scott brother film.

Really g'night now :)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
# This deserves more replys
top stuff!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
# aces
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:24, archived)
# heh!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Heh heh
Although that's a very old pic...
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
# the truth is in there?!
(is that gillian anderson?)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Yup
About fifteen years ago
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# It's scully (as in mulder and) isn't it?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# bah, he scarpered.
I'll threadjack you and your pneumatic gillian anderson then

(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Manley?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
# the guy who dared to post tits
and then deleted his thread
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:29, archived)
# ffs Gillian.
Swallow it girl, it's only cum.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Now those are the words of inexperience
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
# pfft. I'm 41
and married twice. I know how the bedroom antics work! ;)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
# swallowed a lot of it in your time then?
:-P
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:21, archived)
# What's up with you?
never heard of a rainbow kiss?*







*oop, I think my oesophagus just got a little shorter than.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:44, archived)
# I thought it was called a snowball?
Either way, I'm content with telling them that it's "not that bad" without ever finding out myself.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:47, archived)
# you're almost as old as I am

...but i've never swallowed
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:46, archived)
# *grinds*
Im off to bed now. G'night b3ta.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:50, archived)
# night fella
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:50, archived)
# 'night Lemon
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:51, archived)
# do lemons sleep?
and who's deleted that thread! could have just linked it the bar-stewards, I was having a conversation about night watchmen, mind control and just the right amount of cancer!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
# They wait.
Edit: Hurrah! Its gone!
EditEdit: Wait, I should be in bed. Damn you F5.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
# the lure of the F5
I declare you addicted.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# :(
*dies a little*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:22, archived)
# haha
I knew it! ;)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:45, archived)
# They must do
Else how would they look so fresh in the morning?

Better than thread deleters any day
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Dodgy face doodle thing
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# the dark side of cliff claven from cheers?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# ah yeah
that's probably who it reminds me of
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# He's just had a good shit.
aicmfp.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Ghost poo AICMFP
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Ron Mael?
(with a bigger 'tache obv. - He's 60 this year!)

/pointless fact blog
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Effective though...
Likes it......
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# is that the face from A-team?
with a mostache ovbisousouosly :)
G'nite everyone!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# That's nice.
I like it.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:51, archived)
#
creepy
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:54, archived)

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