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# Is this a bandwagon yet?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# *waits for blood trails*
that's gotta be sore
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# ooh me piles
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# It'd better be
now...
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# SPLINTERS!
Gotta be splinters...
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
That's proper brill!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# crikey!
and dry too!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# weeee
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# LEMURS ON PARADE!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
#
the excellence of that shat my pants
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# make it
faster
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# I hope they used lube!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Comedian haunts bus involved in accident
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(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Oh you just love this guy don't you?
you racist fuck.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I cant love a man!
Especially one with an ass like your Mums!

(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# allo gorgeous
how be you on this lovliest of days?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# ello :D
I stretched my leg when I got up this morning and the muscle decided to remain in the "leg is bent" position

and so today my leg has been a bit unhappy

How's ya self? :D
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# im good ta
back in leeds now, so i have my lovely desktop with a shiny new tablet to play with.

Anything to get me away from that stinking laptop gggrrr

*massages leg*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# ^__^
your's or mine?

either's great!

:D

any yay for being back with stuff you like, there's nothing worse than being a place where things suck more than necessary
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# I am gonna RiS for the first time today....
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
# he's just getting his dumb blck country ass
giggling because he gets to use a racist phrase on b3ta again.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Ah so he's a bit of a Twunt?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# ..
bit of a
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Understood...
...he's a spacktard!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Yow maybee roight
But I do prefer Slade to thow quo!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# subject?
the car is a slight shade of purple though?

black corsa would have been better.

yes for racist ghosts anyway.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Heather Locklear?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# haha - heather jokes are ace - what do you call a girl who sits on the side of a scottish mountain?
Julie Peterson.

?? or Leslie Hoburn..

what ever her name is really.?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# I would like to see a racist ghost thread
That would be a larf..........
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Surprise Surprise....
...Sorry was Cilla a Racist? Is she still alive? Perhaps shes a ghost...
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Cilla?
A ghost?
Can Ginga's be ghosts?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Dunno are you Ginger?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# watch it
monkey chops! ;)
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:11, archived)
# *trying to resist*
Is that a fat man on an ex-South Shields Busways Alexander bodied Leyland Atlantian I see before me.?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Astral tomato
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# hahaha
I fancy you now.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)
# That's quite an honour!
I think I have spackhands. I keep hitting "hide" instead of reply :-S
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I usually hit I like this by accident
this time it wasn't an accident
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Ta muchly squire!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# you're welcomed
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
#
my holiday photo has been touched

:sniff: its all grow'd up now
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Sorry, it was asking for it!
I couldn't find a decent pic of a sausage though.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:53, archived)
# haha!
Grrreat
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# SMART!
.....tee
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Badum....
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# tumbleweed
*sound of the church tower tolling in the background*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# 5 hours and two burnt retinas later


Yes my name is Dave
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# fucking awesome
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# hmmm
grand
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Well thanks Dave
you totally fucked my picture up the arse.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Don't be daft
I aimed for the mouth
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)
# You did see my one?
It has no mouth.
Yours is certainly very fantastic though!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I did indeed mate
I did like it
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# You're very good at this picture lark
you know.
I only started doing car vectors yesterday.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# this is my first car
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# You win
*hands over win*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# *tries to eat*
hmmmm internetty
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# cor
that's a well drawn penis on wheels and no mistake

:D
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Dodge?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)
# A 1971 Mach1 is not an 80's hemi
but that's lovely stuff!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Its a sexy car though
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I love the Mach 1's
my old boss had a black one. It was sex on wheels
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
#
sex rust
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# ooh ooh
the shelby GT 500?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Dave?


very nice sir, very nice indeedy!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)
# well done Dave
meet Dave.
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(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Shineee!
Nice one
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Hurrah for Muscle cars
When i'm a multi millionare I'm gonna have a fleet of them
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# My neighbour had a
Mach 1 many years ago, A friend had a 76 Stingray. They are nice to look at but a pile of engineering shite,
I toyed with getting a Shelby 500 a few years ago but it was too much trouble finding a mint one and I'm glad as it sent me down the route of the Nissan Skyline.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:53, archived)
# I only want it to play with
I love getting old cars going again, usually sell them on though, shelby 500 I would keep though.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# when I'm a millionaire
I'm going to get one of these cars

and fill it with shit, and burn it, and put it on youtube, titled "YANK CARS ARE SHITE"

actually, I'm not going to wait till I'm a millionaire, I think I'll just do that anyway

(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# I just love that
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:53, archived)
# All trickery
and one of the earliest things I did. Somebody elses mesh set up in Bryce. Exported as bitmap and traced in Illustrator using gradient meshes. No creativity required.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# you gave away your secrets!
eek!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# plenty of work involved
just not what I consider skill. Anyone can do it with the tools and the knowledge.
Also any 3der will know that 'set up in bryce' meant that I still ahd to colour and texture the model before exporting the pic.

Actuall may I remind people that Daz 3 are giving away Bryce 5.5 as a promotion. It's a great bit of kit for setting 3D scenes without having to be a cad genius.

www.daz3d.com
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# I downloaded something off them
might have been that

and they keep sending me offers :D might have a look at it at some point, I should be engaging in more practical stuff at the moment tho
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:11, archived)
# well, I guess you're out of the magicians guild now
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# funny
the magicians guild was the first thing I thought of

and we all know what they did to christopher reeve

(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)
# wowzersz
that is all of the sexe
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# oh that's pretty
woo
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# oh fuck, yes
brilliant stuff
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Wooness!
yayness too
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Dave?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
# yeah?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Dave?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Yes Dave?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Open the doors Pedantichrist!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# that is really
rather good. top work Mr Draws.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# top work sir
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Here's a Logic Puzzle for you
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# My answer, is simple
*spurt* *spurt* *spurt* *spurt* *spurt* *spurt* *spurt* *spurt* *spurt*

That'll show them
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Nothing like
a spot of spurting!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Indeed
give me a few moments to build up a second batch

and I'll give it some welly!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)
# *HEAD A SPLODE*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# It;s a trick,
it was the fridge!!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Pot - always lies
Henry - half the time
Sofa - never
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# no.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# swap the pot and sofa?
/might have just about got the hang of this
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:45, archived)
# This doesn't work.
If the Henry says that he lies all the time and that he tells the truth all the time then he can be neither of these, in which case they are both lies and therefore he did not abuse the pot.

This means that the pot must be lying about the Henry abusing him, but the sofa states that he lies half the time AND the pot lies half the time and these cannot be true unless the pot also lies all the time.

If this is the case then the sofa would have to tell the truth all the time which he clearly doesn't.

Unless The Pot is unaware that he is wrong about Henry it just doesn't work.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# The pot could
well be unaware, he's very naive
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)
# I think that pot knows more than it's letting on
a lot more
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:08, archived)
# *takes immediate advantage*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# It's
pot - truth
henry - half
sofa - always
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# If that's the case then the first two statements by the hoover are lies
which means he didn't molest the pot.

So why does the pot say that the hoover did?

Conspiracy!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:11, archived)
# The truth is
that during the night, a snake entered the scene, and molested the pot

The pot thought it was The Henry. In his own mind, it is the truth.

*makes up stuff and runs away cackling*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)
# the eheheh
*pots*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Surely that number of sample questions
is not statistcally significant.


Narf.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# bug face


Click for bigger (27KB)
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
# WHUTUFF?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# omg
mind control!

*spluffs*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Michelle....
Is that you.?

You got the operation done then.!?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Americaaaaa .Fuck yeah!
woo!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Shock!!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# eyes!
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(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# bloody area 51 crossbreeding experiments
:D
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# do aliens have norks?
i thought they laid eggs
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# How does she smell?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)
# ginger
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# My eyes see this as seamed, rather than shaved, however much work I put into it,
So I am going to stop.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:32, archived)
# It's not too bad
It might be due to the differing resolutions of the sources.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Thats fucking scary...
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# meh
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:32, archived)
# SUPPLIES!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:32, archived)
# This can only be a good idea
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:35, archived)
# LULZ!
That is vere funny!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Haha
oh and 0.3K postage.



edit: and that shall be G'night from me too
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:37, archived)
# THIS IS SPARTA
*kicks*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:38, archived)
# ouch!
bah. thats 301 now :(
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:38, archived)
# NOAF!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
# eh?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# nazis opening a farmfoods
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
# NUMBER ON A FINGER
damn it!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha!~
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Hehehe - top stuffs!
...but why has he leapt from an elephants bum?

;)
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Wouldnt you be surprised if a guy lept from an elephantine anus
?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# O_O
That is soooo good!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:10, archived)
# so i was on holidays in france ...
...and after much prodding with the electric baton i managed a photo badly in need of captioning



sshhhh!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:25, archived)
# FAIL
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:25, archived)
# That's topnotch I actually LOL'd!
I think a thread was deleted below! Damn!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:27, archived)
# I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
EDIT: If it was it can have one of these...

(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Eh? What? How many?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Aaah

Have this again then
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:28, archived)
#
christ you're quick, its below 50kb and thinner than the website so remove your evil flashing thing or i'll bring out the bmps!!!!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:33, archived)
# in the 8 minutes between your original post
and your post ^here about 10 people had a go at you, so they didn't need to be quick, toucher of ham
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:34, archived)
# erm
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:37, archived)
# And


We tend to stockpile these things here.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Sheep Cock.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
#
right thats it no more holiday pics for you lot, i had a gorilla and some boobs

/crai
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# We leave that to JJ.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)
# FAR TOO BIG
How's that for a caption
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:26, archived)
# oh dear god...
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Bigger please....
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:26, archived)
# hehe.
they are odd.

Wow! thats bigger than my computer..
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:26, archived)
# WRONG WRONG WRONG
Lemur eyes on people.
Though maybe there's possibility for a counter-shop there.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:27, archived)
# haha
what are they, and why on earth are they sitting like that?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:27, archived)
# They look like Madagascan Ring-Tailed Lemurs
to me.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Certainly took the heat off me.
Cheers.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:27, archived)
# *burns neck*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:28, archived)
# yeah but he's not been a thread
deleting cocknocker yet has he?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Well I like it
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:27, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:27, archived)
# i still want to know what does this guy do?
fuck in ace pic
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# This is the time where I'm going to take a long shit

and I'm not weighing myself, Manley
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Needs more canoe.

edit: Ta for making it a bit smaller!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:28, archived)
# ditto number 4
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:28, archived)
# ok


Fuck! this is too big too!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:28, archived)
# I see what you've done there.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:29, archived)
# haha!
xD
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:29, archived)
# hey! not fair!
just as I was about to do a nazi

it shrunk to fit!

*throws nazi schtick in the box*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Oh my. Well you asked for it.!
YOU LOVE IT.!!!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Hello late evening friendly b3tans
I've made a mask for my girlfriends "masquerade" birthday party this month. How should i paint it though?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

1 2 or 3?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:21, archived)
# I like 1
personally
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:22, archived)
# 3
cos it looks like sideways goatse.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I don't see that :S
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I do.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:35, archived)
# lets just wait
and see which one eats him first before making any rash decisions eh?

edit:/ harlequin ftw!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Me lieks 3.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:23, archived)
# 3 looks like Kiss after a night out
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:24, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:28, archived)
# 1
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:25, archived)
# 1, and have a poll



(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:25, archived)
# 4 Profit.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Good film, the plot is laced together quite well...

Also a bit tongue in cheek
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Pfffft
I likes that!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# haha!
woo
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Today: Yesterday, the sequel!

I think I'm getting the hang of this vector lark now.

:)
How are ye all?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:10, archived)
# i like that
and i love fiat 500s
i would dearly love it if someone gave me a fiat 500 for christmas
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I'll sell you a punto
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Have you seen the new 500?
Of course it's a bastardisation of the old one, like the MINI, but it still looks as sweet as the old one.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# not interested
original or NOWT :)
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:14, archived)
# You're a purist
and I admire that.
Personally I can appreciate both, though I'd have to compare the two properly to know.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# fiat 500
a "cute" car yes, but ultimatly a bit of a death trap. I would rather have teh new one

www.infomotori.co.uk/a_17_EN_4762_3.html

(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# looks nasty
mind you the old one did too, but hey thats french styling for you!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Are they the teeny tiny ones?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Eeensy
shorter than an old Mini, and mid-engined I think.
Lovely looking motors.
I'd quite like an Abarth 500.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# I want a Ford Model A, me
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Dave?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Damn right bitch
FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY BITCH, SAY FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY BITCH!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Fucking Say my name bitch
fucking say it!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# jonathan?
don't ya just love the anonymity screen names allow.

says he.
and this is most splendid.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Yes
Jonathan, I'm well over myself.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# didn't mean that as any kind of snipe at your name.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# No
I'm over the anonymity thing.
I'm not exactly a /b/tard or anything equally unsavoury.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# yes mark
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# my point exactly

*has no real point to make.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Kar


(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Well spotted
you must be a polis.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Davew27?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Thank you, you're a vere kind!
I'm quite proud of it, as it goes.
here's what I done yesterday but be warned, it's fucking huge!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:20, archived)
# That one's also great

I shall give you three woos for both!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:27, archived)
# *doffs titfer*
much appreciated squire!
Good evening?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:27, archived)
# yes, quite so

yourself?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Not bad
constructive if nothing else.
It's been bloody ages since I was on /board properly.
And I'm no longer funny.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:32, archived)
# just hang around for a bit
it'll all come back to you
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# prittyful
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:19, archived)
# :)
thankums, nice person!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Nice colourses!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Much appreciation coming your way!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Oooh very nice
I like the contrast between the blue and yellow.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Woooo!
Praise from the Vector Queen herself!

*bows in unworthiness*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Dave!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:36, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Spider cock hands! * * * edit: happy now!!
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Spider cock hands,
Spider cock hands,
He's got a really amazing glans!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:54, archived)
# erm
and er
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:55, archived)
# If you hadn't written it below I'd have been scuppered.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Yeah i figured
it was hard to write on,




pedant
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Perhaps the wrong colour
for optimum contrast





lord
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:57, archived)
# perhaps the subtle use of
drop shadow and outer glow in future.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Drop shadow and emboss
or a really violent stroke.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Don't say that
My gran has just had a stroke.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Haha for the pun
and sympathies for the gran if she has.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:08, archived)
# don't fucking spoil things.
It was the fault of a flasher. Her mate Ada reached for one too but was too slow.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Are you in Manchester?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:01, archived)
# have you got
the mcr badge yet?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:02, archived)
# There's a Manchester badge?
Why was I not informed?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:04, archived)
# check my
profile i got it off a fellow manc before,its a northern monkey themed badge
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:05, archived)
# *looks*
oh, it's a links board badge.

There's a links board???
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:08, archived)
# lol
i'll get round to doing a text on a pic badge for mcr at some point, i'm swapping faces at the mo
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Cool, well let me know when it's done
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Hello
its off of me. Its a bit shit ao I haven't hawked it around /board, just the computer illiterate losers like me on /links. But if you want a blurry TOAP on your profile kindly help yourself!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:27, archived)
# aye love.
Well, not exactly but I can be in the city centre in 10-15 mins depending upon the M602.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Where?
/knows fuck all about motorways in the Greater Manchester area
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:04, archived)
# o0o did someone say gangbang?
hehehe gangbang
edit : what? no...
TJ : ok last chance to vote
Should i


from dixons.co.uk using this promo code : 10JUNEAW
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:05, archived)
# fucksocks
sorry, I meant to vote yes buy teh DSLR but pressed the wrong thingy. those poll things are too fucking small for ham fisted mouses.

I bought a Nikon D40 and is well pleased with it.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I can't keep saying Sony and Nikon to you
if you won't heed me.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# NIKON!
YES, NIKON FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD IN THE WORLD!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Nikon
have some amazingly cool flash setups, far better than Canon. I was at their head-quarters a year or so ago and one of their reps was showing me a setup he did on a mini with about a dozen wireless flashes, very effective. However, if you're going to bring THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD IN THE WORLD into the equation, I'm going to recommend an Olympus OM4Ti like my own, and an outstanding lens collection, like my own. Oh, and melting anything digital :P

Just a thought.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:36, archived)
# i keep saying its because i've got 35mm lenses for a canon that'll fit the 400d with the use of an adapter
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# I know.
I have a bag full of Pentax lenses for my old MV1 SLR.
Let it go sonny Jim, let it go ;)

There may even be an adaptor these days that will go cross platform. I'd at least google that first.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I have used a fish eye across canon and Nikon.
That said.

NIKON!

(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:39, archived)
# yeah, well
cameras are well gay

i saw a photo once and it was of bumming
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# you are a fucking god
A GOD
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:02, archived)
# i would have to side with Pasanonic, DSoTS, theonecynic and pedantichrist
Nikon all the way

/D80
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I'm actually out West
In Cheshire, on the way to Warrington. It's out in the farmland belt off the A57. The A57 travels from Manchester to Liverpool.
I'm From Salford though, which is the City next to manchester and was a city first because we built our cathedral first. Manchester is City land, I come from United land.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Irlam? Cadishead?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:10, archived)
# you from irlam/cadishead
?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Nope
I used to live in Birchwood (Warrington) and commute into Manchester - I was just trying to work out what was between Warrington and Manchester!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# turn right at Hollins Green.
I bought my first house in Woolston.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# no but I have rellies near there.
I'm near a small village called Glazebrook.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# i'm 10 mins
from glazebrook, small world
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# yeah, but I would not like to paint it.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:23, archived)
# i didn't understand a word of that
all i saw was 'aahright ah kid, whippets, flat caps, BLACK POOOOOODIN!'
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:11, archived)
# haha. you
naughty minx you.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Are you coming to watch us?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:20, archived)
# It was like that when I moved north
"A barm cake? What is that?" I said

"No! I said I wanted a bread roll, my good man! Chop chop!"
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:30, archived)
# chip barm with
mushy peas and gravy, love. Grand!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Oh yeah, I know where you mean, I've been to Warrington
I've never been to Salford.

And I've never heard of this 'United' of which you speak.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:14, archived)
# pfft
Man-spider
Man-spider
Does whatever a man can
Drinks his tea
From a cup
Goes to the lav
Standing up
Look out!
Here comes the Man-spider!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Is that a Bill Bailey?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# nope
that's a me
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:57, archived)
# eww *passes the tissues to man spider*
did you HAVE to do that there?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# this is quite frankly amazing
on TOO many levels
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Peter Parker Porked a Pack of Pink Pussies...
Clench your buttocks, here comes Dr Octavia and his anal dildo tentacles.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Unshopped gargoyle tiem
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Howard.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:58, archived)
# is it eating a rubber chicken?
and is that the quo the one on the right is lookign at just out of shot?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# haha
I do hope that's a cat.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Haha they look familiar!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:03, archived)
# "ok"
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Nice little poem
though your metre is slightly ruined by the "spider cock" bit.
Good use of rhyme however.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:11, archived)
# it's a peom actually
but thanks
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# do you go vacant whilst having a good scratch? mmmmm feels better.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:54, archived)
# This is splendid.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:55, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:55, archived)
# excuse me but i could i trouble you for the goat source picture?
WoOOoo *resists posting his Rinoatemu for the 100th time*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# hehe!
a barbary ram
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Cor
You're good at these.
I name this one "gape".
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:57, archived)
# bloody good work sir
woo and yay!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Brilly fab!



(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Funny :)
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:01, archived)
# I realy WANT this to be real
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:02, archived)
# HAHA!
thats ace!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha
bonkers
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Meh!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Han Solenoid...
Fanbacca...


No, don't get it.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Blade Runner?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Millenium
fangun?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Jabba the Fan?
CFANPO?

Fantoodeetoo?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# San Folo?
Fantasy?
fanboy?
Fan Shot First?
Fan Wars?
`
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:52, archived)
# tsssh
you're supposed to mention everything apart from "Fan Solo" FOOL
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Was that it?
Oh.

I was genuinely rissing.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:53, archived)
# I think so,
could be wrong though
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:54, archived)
# In that case:
What are you talking about?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# I don't know,
I'm crazy me.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:57, archived)
# fanface!
edit : is that a propella or an imprella?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
# fan
tastic hehehe
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
# turbine solo?
mesh guard solo?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:53, archived)
# ris :S
still.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Hatstand!?


Am i getting better at all?? I hope its paying off a little.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# All kittens should perish.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:46, archived)
# well...
They are better than dogs.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:47, archived)
# DIE COMMUNIST!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:48, archived)
# what colour?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Blue,
that'll annoy the beggers
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
# i'll get my coat...
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:50, archived)
# HYPOTHERMIA!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# thats the second time i've been told to die / im going to die today
:(
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:04, archived)
# It certainly is a stand for a hat.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Hello sir
how's stuffs?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:47, archived)
# meh, not so bad.
All home now and well.

Next to me now, in fact.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Good, good.
got a name yet?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:50, archived)
# It's a kitten with a fez and a fag
not really hatstand innit

it's cool though
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:46, archived)
# By B3ta standards
it's regular fare :)
Woo to OP
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:47, archived)
# my point prezactly
:)

hello miss
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Haha
I like this! Good use of fezzage :)
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Cheers thanks
Its my first one! :D
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Shmokin'
fez-tastic
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Shmokin!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:54, archived)
# bless.
that's where the animal testing labs went wrong,
beagles smoking = evil
kittens smoking = dead cute.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:00, archived)
# lollzors!
eye liner on a bunny.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:04, archived)
# bunny bunny
bun bun
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# yay
looks good to me, ticks all the boxes.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Ta!
I am proud...
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Sorry. Bored at work and just got a delivery. The Great Wall of Bogroll.


EDIT: Ooo there's some fantastic stuff on b3ta tonight.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
# there's something appealing about toilet roll in the shape of a poo
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
# 760 rolls of bumwipery
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Or mimsy wipery
for us girlies.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Yes you may want `
the heavy flow aisle.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Arse Tampax?
Arsepax?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:52, archived)
# now go and lob them one at a time out of the window
bring e court to a standstill.
and take pictures.
then go and clear up the bloody mess and put it in the recycle bin.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Did I mention the Queen was a tranny Paul Daniels?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:53, archived)
# you smell of wee.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:55, archived)
# What goes in and out and smells of wee?
THe Queen mum doing the hokey kokey:P
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:08, archived)
# What do the Queen Mum and Princess Di have in common?
Both died pushing 103:P
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Ah good, that'll get you through the week alright
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:57, archived)
# You're not including 'curry Wednesday'
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
woo und yay und huzzah
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Huzzah indeed thanks! :D
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Gration ruling the Nation
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Good old Dallas Carpets.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:46, archived)
# that is some qaulity lurkage
WooYay even though i have no idea who that is but i love the concept (not of bear baiting - but the running of his establishment from the back of a transit van) :D
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Arf
Top spongage
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:48, archived)
# You've got nice writing
*envies*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:52, archived)

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