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# Shrimp anyone?
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# at least it would make ascot bareable
/pissed off at ascot taking the 1.40 slot from neighbors blog
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
woo wee and way!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# needs more women
in silly hats
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# yay
Is that a mole's head??
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# No.
It is the guys hand and riding crop. Nice idea, might put one on there. :)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Me + boredom = Shilt Tift
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# That look particularly pleasant mud too!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Needs
more Quo
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# not quite worked i think
try again
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# welcome
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# ooo
that spanktacular!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# We can't stay here
it's bat country!

/Woo!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Woo
Thats Batty. Me likes.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I like a bit of that!

love the hand and skull
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# noice work
besides the obvious bat animation, the hand island is pretty clever.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# manz got tonka trucks for 'ands

and crayons for legs!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM!

I mean: woo!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# OMGWTFBBQHAX!!!1!!122andahalf.5
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# to the links board with haste!
the internet must know!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I put it on all 3!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# that's shit
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Ay up :)
I wish I had crayons for legs,
I might then be able to work out where I was last night.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# if they were brown crayons
you might be able to figure out what you did there too
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# haha
I am amused by this scenario
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# wtf
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# That's nice but I've adblocked it
before it makes me spazz out ;)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I say
what's going on here

some kind of kinky voodoo curse?!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# its the popes secret spiritual advisor
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# crazy pope!
maybe if he'd stop sexing so much and start poping more often things would be better
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# why?
*head fucks up*
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# its what WTF day
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# ...


Burns eyes!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# aawww...
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# ahahaha
I laughed so hard a little sick came up.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# A dripping wtf and it's little helicopter companion
Yeah! let's hit the max!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Weee the other other fetish:D
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I wonder what fetishes they got
:D
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# 437
And a bonus 37 all the family can enjoy.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Cock fog hand!
I love.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# it was meant to be an eye
but cock fog hand is much better

:D
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# I don't know what the hell that is
but it's being it very much
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# that's exactly what it is
and twice on sundays
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# SHE'S A HE?
Check out those eye bresticals!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I think it's exchangable attachments
for the amusement of those needing some amusing :)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# You've captured my hangover perfectly
:)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# hahah
guess it was a hell of a night out

:D
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Pack of the day
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I miss winny golds:(
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# CHRIST ON A BIKE!
/ac
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Pulsating sport gusset!!!
O_O

:D
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Broam pops
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# hahahaha
*nods head in agreement*
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Personally I'll be queuing up at midnight for my copy.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# not bothering with that this year,
getting it delivered as i no longer have a car, also bought my sister a copy for her (32nd) birthday
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 18:22, archived)
# I quote Iain Lee
'the harry potter books, for children and slow adults'
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I choose hype!
I am a massive fantasy reader and own over 500 books in pb and hb. More like 2000+ in electronic form.
I have never, ever read a potter book and my heart glees for that fact.


Good observation though, I like your thinking.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I read "His Dark Materials"
recently, and afterwards decided never to even go near a Potter book again.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# a wise choice sir
mayhaps this will arouse your interest gland...

www.goldencompassmovie.com/
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Woo hoo!
Good news - I thought they had given up trying to make this while back.

i thought it might have been darker - i imagined the "other" world to have more of a Victorian/steampunk feel.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# The new weapon of terror in Afghanistan
www.bendickson.co.uk/misc/goatsebomb.jpg

NSFW'd - thought I'd removed enough for it to be ok, sorry!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# good lord
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# They'd better
watch out for the opposing force's "Bathtub mines" at the side of the road
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# we shall counter!
with tubgirl weapons!

*spraiz enameaz*
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# nsfw it please
Edit : Thank ye :)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# ^this
thank christ for adblock
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I think
unless you know what it is, you won't know what it is.

*votes for non-nsfw*

(But probably for the best if it is)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# dear me!
I think a man ripping his own arse open is really going a bit far

:D
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# NING


i like cats! what can i say.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Woo
and 'ning.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I should make it say Woo hoo!
or other buzz words
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# that's really rather splendid
woo
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# noice
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Hurrah!
Good afterning

(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# It's always the same with these things
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Myooooze!
A woo for yoo
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# oh that's nice
what a lovely ning!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *thinks of a witty reply*

*posts*
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Was
'He likes a bit of ruff' what you were looking for?
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Just what are you implying here?
;)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# That Harry likes nothing better than to flap his nuts against
Ron's perineum.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# random quote ftw!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Word to the wise
for the love of god, don't image search perineum in Google!!!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Ok.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Image search is in my b3ta bookmark directory so closer to hand
than the net search one.
It wasn't pleasant when I went to check the spelling:P
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I'm going to have to trust you on that one
:)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# DO
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# dunno if this is nsfw or not - i'll linky if so!!
kneeling
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# It's fine
Nothing exposed and it looks quite arty.

Top work Rev!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# woo
ta very muchly :D
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Aaaaah
I was looking at that all wrong.

I thought it was someone in a pink hoodie with long hair covering thier face.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# hehehe
yes i can see that :D
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# ah frondage!
woo
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# hehhee
:o)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# That is very nice
and I don't think that even near NSFW
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# NSFW could be an aussie place
New South Fucking Wales:D
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# prezactly!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# yay
i wasnt really sure - its obvious shes nude - but you cant see anything. better to be sure :D
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# It all about if it can be perceived as pr0n from a distance
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# i percive most things as porn
i have the constant really hard horn
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# This is a gift you should be thankful for
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# phwoar
poss rape interest?
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# pffft
:o)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Oooh
pretty that!

Since when have you been the Dread Pirate Roberts?
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# thank ya!!
i recently watched the princess bride again - so blame that! :D
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Very
nice :¬)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# thank ya!
:o)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# [Verr Niice]
*click*
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# yay!
cheers!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# that's great
and definitely not nsfw
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# thank you sir!!
and great use of a double negative :D
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# 500 posts on the main board today!


Woo!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# That's a lot of posts in one day!
Well done you
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# woo! :)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# thanks!
:)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hurrah
congratulations
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Welcome to New Sam City...
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Would.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Why am I looking at your gremlin?
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# that's one dog
i'd hate to give a bath
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Oops, sorry
*zips up*
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] :)


You know it happens somewhere in some office.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# compo it
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Time for Sandwiches methinks.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hahahaha
that's marvellously ridiculous :D
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Haha!
Spamming cnut! ;)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# haha
yes it is, yes it is

Oh yeah not worthy of a new thread, but I was watching some futurama and thought I spotted some penis-bikes.

(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I'm swollen with male jelly!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I love that episode
"her caviar is on your chin!"

My profile says it's me b3ta birthday, but I don't see a candle. WTF?
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# you don't have an icon
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# You have to give uncle b3ta some money first ;)
Happy b3taday!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I see
but that all goes to my local friendly bar manager.

I'll have to get myself an icon then, I hope it's not a wanky one.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# rob needs the money
for cigars and cocaine
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I am buggered if I'm paying more towards the servers,
last time I set up payments I got banned :)

*misses his icon at b3taday time*
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# just paypal them 10p
you'll still get an icon

possibly
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
#
cigars and cocaine hair dye
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# oh well
happy b3taday

"Thank you, the minister of transportation"
-I dont know why I laughed so hard at that
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# For the guy who carries Nixon's head?
I know, I laughed at that bit too.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# haha yeah
exactly
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Arooo!
Futurama ftw
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# pffft
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Those bombs don't have any beards!
but I still like it...
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Aah, the Atari ST
A proud, noble computer!

Woo!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Much better than the Amiga... :-P
*dives into bunker for the tirade of Amiga vs Atari abuse!*
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I had an amiga 500 in 2003
:(
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Nowt wrong with that...
... I went through a spate of buying old computers last year. I now have a BBC b, ZX Spectrum and an Atari STe all gathering dust in the atic :P
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I too now have a collection of old stuff that I'm probably not going to use
besides, I'm not sure how many tv's I'd have to use at once to plug them all in

eek, imagine that "blip blipb BEEEP SCREEP BIP BANG BEEP" going on continually

:D
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# What's wrong is that I don't have an amiga 500 anymore :(
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# *mentions sharp X6800*
*renders entire atari/amiga argument completely pointless*

:D

damn you sharp!! you shit! for not selling those machines here
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Some days I think I must have made up the Atari ST
I was the only person who had one it seemed.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Same here
If it weren't for ST Format, I may have felt hermit-esq
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Nicely
woo!

Edit:Fuckin' 'ell I can reply again! Or even use my pooter again!
/p.c just borked big style blog
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# But does it tile?
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# not really?
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Looks cool though
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Needs more boom to make is flow
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# mmm
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Haha
first anagram I ever learned.

Woo to the implementation!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# repost?
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Ah but why does his shirt still say vimto:P
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Lazy.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Him too!:P
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Neeeeeoowwwm
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# How does it smell?
etc.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Colission course!

(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Yay!
A sausage jockey. I'm sure there will be people who find that defamatory...but I'm not one of them.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Absolute class!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# THAT








is fucking brill



(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# clicks
what? :)

edit: ninjaaaaaaas
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Excellent stuff
Neeeeeoowwwm will be today's word. I shall use it shortly at the butchers
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Microshaft.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# There is no error message!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# It is only yourself that errors...
Pft, does sound like something a computer would say if it could.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# zen error?
"An error has"
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# does anybody
actually click "send error report"?

I know I don't.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# yep
now and again its useful - solved a few problems for me. report from a crash yesterday notified me that a there was a new third party driver i needed to install.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Haha
*clicks*
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Could I just suggest a change to that.
To see what information it contains take the red pill.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

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