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# They're pulling out all the stops now!


(apologies if oversize - I used the b3ta picture service even!)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Seeing as you only shopped one part of the picture
Surely you could have just made the image out of that?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# shhh!
I'm still reading the text to see if he did change any of it
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)
# nah
Couldn't be bothered. This was about as deep as I felt like getting into world events tonight.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# have a pic

I couldnt be bothered doing anything after i created the file
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Bigger!!!
No wait, that's just bytes, not kb. Carry on then.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# < 50Kb - check
280 wide - check

*waits*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# psst
don't jinx it.

Damn! Where do I click?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# FP this now!!!111!!!1!!
I'm outta TP.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:54, archived)
# *puts weather gear on
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Why am I looking at poo?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Aah, so that's what it is
pssst, Needs more dithering ;)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)
# is that
what that does?

I'm not even sure what I'm asking
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I thought it just meant that it fucks about for longer.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# "pardon me..."
just dithering about...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# It's already dithered up to the max
I was just being a sarcastic bastard ;)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# I'll rephrase in that case.

Is that not what that does?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Now you're fucking dithering.
Jesus.....
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# you think this is bad
you should see me at work
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)
# That's not what that doesn't do. Did do. Doesn't. Does.
Right, I'm definitely off to bed now
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)
# should probably do the same
Might join you
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Righto
Just shove the missus along a bit.
She always hogs the bloody duvet too.
:)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Why indeed?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)
# wah?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)
# one for the lolcats crowd...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# cheeseburger website
you dumb fuck
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# if you're saying I
robbed this from icanhascheeseburger, then you'd be wrong, you dumb fuck
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
# I can see the 'shopping now
you dumb fuck

sorry
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# quite alright
I'd probably do the same in your situation :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# well,
that's pleasant.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Hey!
Did you do the Groove Armada stuff?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)
# No
that was me

*offers hand for kissing*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# !
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Hahaha


(Text on a picture is frowned upon btw)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
# I know
that's why it's shopped
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Ahhhhh
just noticed, very subtle

sorry dude
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# TOAPIFUBTW!
Mofo!

I have a TOAPOAP if you want.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# WTFYBOAB?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHALOLROFFLE!!!!!!!111!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
# YES!
woo & *click*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# 3/10 - could do better
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)
# woo
indeed :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)
# vampire bike!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Genuine
LOL
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# EveNing

Idea sprung from this pic
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# that is crying out for a CDC...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# CDC as requested
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)
# PHWOAR
Giant pink wriggling cock-tentacle goodness
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# you've got to admire
the strength of that CDC. it's keeping him afloat.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# ahahahaha
:D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# This is the emodiment of gayness

and I for one salute it heartily

woo!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# *Sprungs*
at original pic
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# I perfered the originals
:)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# This is causing much laughter.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# .
Previous pic has a super-Gnop! Nice work S.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)
# fucking hell thats scary (the original)
top Marvelisation too :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# BANANANABINMAT!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Don't talk, Bin Mat, you're frozen
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# lol


It`s not a suit, it's a fuck-off tat he got in his Navy Days
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# ahaaha
the kinky get
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# He's been at the bat seepage again
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# i can only imagine him saying that
in shatner-style
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Batman you are a gimp when you awaken, GIMPMAN
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# He needs something to stroke while looking thoughtful.
That's Gotham Law.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)
# beard
needs

bees!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)
# because he's
rampantly homosexual and doesn't want Robin to find out before it's too late?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# AHhhahhaahaa, you should have you're own show.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# your
all gay
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Bah
Is there nothing David Blaine's done that Bin Mat hasn't done already?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# I think I RIS'd a bit
but it still made me genuinely LOL

have this click
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)
# pfffttt...
again with the pffftt.....!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Robin's looking a
bit tubbier than usual there.

woo to tight pants over tights, anyway :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Cat Scans!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
# There must be a vast pile of felines behind the scanner
or does the scan vaporise them?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
# there's some mouse operated machinery that brings them round to the front again
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# *wants chocolate biscuit*



(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# I'm going to bed lol
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)
# I'm going to go watch
my bagpuss video.

damn I'll have to dig out my vcr
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# with rubber bands
as well!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# cor
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# felines.....lines of fee
*snorts*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Hahaha
needs more spong
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Woo, but this^
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# I see goatse in every circle
what have you done b3ta? what have you done to me?
*clicks the woo*

*edit* what was the pushy thing before it was a cat pusher?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)
# a 'thing' used for pushing
powder into cannons - the correct term escapes me
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# is it a ramrod?
Can't be arsed to google anything.
I'm off to bed. Bon nuit
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# something like that
i think?
google does not work on sheer will power alone as i to cannot be arsed
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# *Yay!*
I hate cats.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# WHY?
They're so arrogant i can't help but be enntertained
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Not sure...I just don't like them.
Pooches are Win.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Best thing EVER to do to cats:
1. Wait until cat is standing side-on to you.

2. Take hold of the two legs on the side of the cat that is facing away from you.

3. Gently but firmly pull them towards you.

4. Watch cat slide off its own feet with an indignant bump. Rejoice in mirth and merriment.

5. Wait for the cat to get up again.

6. Repeat.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# ah
my problem with cats is step 2b :(

2. Take hold of the two legs on the side of the cat that is facing away from you.
2b. Remove claws from arms and/or teeth from hands.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Ah
Our cat Hamlet is a big fat ginger cushion on legs, he goes FLUMP and looks up at you as if you've wounded his little kitty soul, before standing up, letting you do it again, then looking at you as if you've wounded his little kitty soul, before standing up, letting you etc
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# You are WRONG
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# :(
@D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# cats, dogs, crocodiles, pigeons...?
its all fluff! :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# s'ok
you are in fact, correct.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)
# yay
and it's thoughtful to have a wide variety of cats
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# I would have been lazy
and looped after the first one
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Racial equality and all that
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha!
night yous guys

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)
# YAY!
now i shall dream of flying cats, flying through the air
G'nite b3ta!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# aww lookit the cute
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# CATSPACK!
woo!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# woo
here,

have a lab report to go with your catscan -

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Splendid
and for that I'll give you my catscan

sorry took awhile to upload as i lost my details. (more time than it did to make anyway ;))
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# awwwww that's gonna leave a smear
when the lid goes down - woo!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# I wanna have your babies
I'm serious like crazy
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Take a number.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Now serving number one.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# AHhahaha, Spider-Pussy.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# this is great
and I'm glad something knocked mine off the top of the page
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# :)
Having to scroll makes it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Wait a minute!
That cat is lying down!
It's like Batman and Robin all over again

*rotates laptop 90 degrees clockwise*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Silly cat,just land on the dog's head,
rendering him unconscious, then make your escape.

Woo pic D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# How did you post such a long image without it going CFB?
I can't get my long images to show properly:(

Fecking woo pic btw:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I use my own
image hosting. Plus, you can always delete the click for big HTML when you use the b3ta image hosting
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
# OICCCCCCCCC
Ta muchly:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# haha :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
# arf arf!
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*click*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!

not you personally but b3ta in general, im not gay or nowt
I made this for valentines day - isn't it cheesey?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Waluigi


I feel rather ill now
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# ARGH!

A bollock - FP this NOW!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# hahahaha.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)
# It's all cock-noses tonight.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# tear down the walls of decency!
*Goatsees*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# I can see that
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# MY EYES!!!!!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# are very large,
as witnessed last night.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# They are!
*wonders if she has had her thyroid checked*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# *volunteers to check thyroid and hopes it's in a nawty place*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# LOL seriously I don't have a problem
At least not with my thyroid.

I just have fecking big buggy eyes lol.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
# *tries to think of a reassuring reply that doesnt make him sound like a lech*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Lech away if you want
:P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Big eyes arent a bad thing
In my head that doesnt even sound creepy. I think i might have pulled it off
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)
# LOL
*gives Not Creepy Seal of Approval*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)
# *steals for profile*
Excellent, that'll make me less threatening when i am grooming
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# If you catch one
Share?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Sure :)


*wonders why the police have just pulled up outside*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# How about a change of terminology
Instead of 'buggy' how about 'expressive'?

/creeps
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Nah
That's the ocular equivalent of loud fat birds describing themselves as "voluptuous and bubbly".
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Ahhh, the two codewords in dating sites
which generally cause me to run a mile. That and any mention of children.

Though looking at your pics reminds me it's been a while since I've done my eye-liner (goth who doesn't get out enough).
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Do it with felt tip
It's cheaper and comes in a wider range of colours...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Your eyes?
MY EYES!!!! MYYY EYEYYSESSS!!!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)
# I enjoyed those, I went back and read them all
And the Vertically moving doorway head was fantastic
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# GRRR
Bad fiance, he made kitty scared
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Why the fuck is your b3anie strip
more popular than the animation?

*shakes head in disbelief*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I noe
You can SEE the animation better for a start...ah well, no accounting for taste
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Inspired
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Genius
Also nice sig. ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# cheers for that :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# NSFTFP!
hehe!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)
# ^this.
worst FP ever :[
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# It's a clever pic,
but it needs linking, in my opinion.

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# agreed.
makes my eyes hurt.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Fuck off.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# oh ffs
NSFW again - *vomits*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# gedditaway!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# it's only a nose
thankfully
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
# haha!
quick thinking
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Not really....just a one man wandbagon
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Alright, who's up for doing Peach.
...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Didn't know she went that way
But go on then
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# hahahah..ban this filth :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Hahahaha...
more of this filth!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Gundam pwnage
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# hahahaha
smug transforming bastard
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# technically..
it's smug mobile suit bastard.
:P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# *Stands
corrected* :)

Did you make that yourself?

/Toast

;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Of course I did ;D
with the help of some pens, paper & Mr. ZGMF-X10A Freedom.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Thank you
I'd never have got it otherwise

click
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
hahahaha

fucking brilliant!

*clicks*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# :D haha
That took a while

*Clucks*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# That's fucking amazing.
FP this now!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# ^ agrees
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# /\ approves this message
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# ^ Attaches seal of approval to this post
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# ^ This
gets my endorsement.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# I endorse this endorsement
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# brilliant!
*click*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
Board is winning today
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Most brilliant!
top notch!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# wooooo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# A beauty.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# That's brill
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# hehehehehehehe.....
Very good!! Woo!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# sooperrrb
you can almost feel the smugness :)
and for those that missed my earlier cliche of the day :


sorry if u seen it. was quite proud of it ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Where's the fucking cock gone?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# arrr
that be here:
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# WooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha!
nice one :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# *cleeeek*
g'nite b3ta
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)
# NN
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)
# OH YES
This ftw, fucking brilliant...took me a minute but oh so very worth it *clicks*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)
# And a shameless pea while we're doing memes
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Cheers guys
:D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Best thing i have ever seen.
Clicks.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Seen this lol
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# lolz
if wiki says it, it MUST be true
/loves big cock in the morning

EDIT: distinct lack of penis on penisworld.com
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# I see it has been repaired.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# fuck me
they're fast
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# he he
weasel words and peacock terms...

wikipedia really is imploding isn't it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# I thought that the joke was that there were
6 boxes of moaning at the top of the page, the last one of which states "The introduction is too long"!

Well fucking delete those silly boxes then :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# eh
...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# omg lol!
O_o

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# lol!1l!1Lo!L1!L1L1L!o!l!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Wank off buggerigar!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# helloa to you
is this your creation?

made me do a lol anyway
(refrains from shouting about links board)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Nope
If it were mine it would be funnier
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# yea...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Someone missed off the
"Ariston"
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# penoloppy pitstop!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
#
I like what you've done there[I need to do a wee]
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# DO IT!


Go to the bathroom first obviously
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Haha
I wondered why that link was purple. Thought it might have been ilovehorses at first.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Wow
B3ta sounds so gay and boring when it's described like that
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# But
Issue 149 featured a one-off section: "Stuff we've learned from Wikipedia", following the words of praise on the main site's weblog: "Read Wikipedia – we're addicted."

They're easily pleased over at Wikipaedia.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# yes lol
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# lol
^ Grr, I loathe that expression
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# rofl
^ and that. In fact, all of it
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN TERRY
TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Great

I've got that radiohead tune going through my head now
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Cut the kids in half
while you're at it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I used to suggest that to people.
I never got a satisfactory reply
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Whenever I'm in a conversation
with someone, I get my resident electronica music expert to capture my voice in a noisebox, and then he loops it endlessly, growing more
menacing and mechanical as I retreat from the person, my voice echoing and becoming more childlike as I disappear from view

/loves the Radiohead gigs blog
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# The whole looping thing had me confused when i saw them
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# try this
"he/she needs a little bit of lead behind the ear"
usual reply : how do you get the lead to stay there? or what good will that do?
*hand signals the firing of a gun"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# terry mother funtking nutkins!
he bit off his own fingers!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# I'm not a qualified psychologist
but I think that's a sign of being FUCKING BRICK RAPING INSANE

just a thought

:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# I'm a qualified psychologist*
and I can clarify that yes, that IS a sign of being FUCKING BRICK RAPING INSANE.

*possible fib
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# a man once told me
terry nutkins has a non-canonical amount of fingers, is this true or false?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# "At the age of 15,
Terry moved to Scotland, where he lost two fingers to an angry otter named Edal"

This is from Wikipedia, so it CANNOT BE A LIE!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# he bit them off himself!
its all lies! lies i tell thee!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Fix wikipedia!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# I wasn't sure if it was
less than 10 or greater, i heard he's from norfolk.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# He hid that rather well
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# didn't you see that thing with micheala stracken and terry mother funtking nutkins?
its a bit like the beadle hand on tv... they don't show it much
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Have you never wondered
why, every single time he's on TV, he's got his hand behind a badger?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# I thought that was just
the perks of the job
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Haha
Cut and run CUNT AND MOTHERFUCKING RUN YOU MISERABLE, BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Terry's Nut Kilns are famed throughout asia for the fine delicate texture of his baked nuts
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# how oddly hatstand
*hangs hat on this post*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Fuck'em Tez!
They're only stars!

woo nev
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# pffftttt....
no idea who he is but the idea of killing stars.....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] tom foolery earlier today

Will strive for a better version tomorrow
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# this robot does not instil fear
it's meant to be a robot right?

:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# im not really quite sure
what it was supposed to be.
Hmm *has a lil think*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# when freight attacks?
:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I love you.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# i love you too
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# attack of the box people!
*leaves you out in the rain*
ha ha ha
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# defeated by their inclement nemesis!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# mmm oranges
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# tangentialerine
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# lemorgines!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# limeberries!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Beef lollies
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# handicapped gammon beating marrow
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# TREE!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# there will be no tomorrow for you
you have elephantiasis :(
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# McBoxes have so many possibilities
:~)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Oh no, not again...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Was it the second album that did it for them?!
Wooooooooooooooooo
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# that one in the blue shirt is sitting right next to the door
what's he thinking! it might get him! or worse, yiff him!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Aceness!
Haven't seen any of your 'toons for ages!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# you missed this then
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Yes I did!
Most unexpected!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# ta :-)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Ianuaphobia
Is the word you want. (Woo/click)
*edit* or ostiumiphobia....but that would include any entrance
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# ah of course
everyone would have instantly got the joke if i'd said that :-P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# It would be funnier if you left the sign on the door blank
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# or just written
"ZOMG DOOR LOLZ" somewhere
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# The only thing we have to fear....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Yay!
i did reply to this but i think i pressed the wrong button and it didnt show up
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# pfft!
reminds me of this
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# awww
the perfect emo pet!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Ris?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# it's a clever play on words,
highlighting the material nature of modern society by using a counterpoint of communism gone bad in world war 2 era China.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# lol
willies!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# and toothpaste
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Now, THAT's a hat!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Pfft
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# That gives me the fear!!
Woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# of Camomile
and lillies
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Thought so.
My girlfriend has one just like it. That winks at me too. Its not quite so hairy, but it will have your arm off if you get too close.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Leftover Ramsay picture. Waste not want not I say
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# hahahaha

Edit: Fuck, that looks like my mate Russell. Shame i dont have a photo to prove it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Is it Sunday?
Woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# GNOPS AWAY!
woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] A couple of mates and me.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

These took surprisingly long to make and fell apart disappointingly quickly.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Your armour looks like
it would be poor defence to a kick in the baws

Woo though :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Unless they're eunachs.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# 3 eunuchs, all dressed as the kelly gang, standing on the same street corner

I'll go with that
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# are you
brothers?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# New police riot gear?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# The Ned Kelly reenactment society
Go team
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# it'll all end in tears
:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Yeah, especially if they are performing
anywhere the colonial police reenactment societies annual ball.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# i can just imagine this on the catwalk...
this weeks hotest and the latest sun protection fashion items, now only £5000 per garment, naff surf shoes sold seperately, may contain nutters :p
WOoO!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# When the crowd say Boe!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Ris?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# There was a lot of this the other day
Its a doctor who thing
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# What the funk?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Van
Per
sie

when a girl says no - molest her.

Best football chant ever.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# You say "Boe"
I say "Selecta"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Boe
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Selecta
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] It used to say Fletcher
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Haha!
I used to live near Gastard.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Woo it's one small step backwards for man
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# haha
congrats :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I love this.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Well done
Also: What am I going to do for my 10k?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# put on your mothers clothes
and pretend your a real lady live on daytime television
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Nope
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# A Citroen 2CV
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Done one
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Like,
proper done one?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Like this
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Ah
I thought you were talking about getting intimate with the exhaust pipe.

That would be a memorable 10k
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Bindun by someone else
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# i hope you flushed
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# a car with its bonnet up
so we can see all the insidey bits
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# No
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# go on dave
with the bonnet up

so you can see the dirty engine

the dirty dirty engine
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# clearly a FIAT!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# 500?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# How about an
Armstrong Siddeley Lancaster

My old man has one and it's proper gangster (not gangsta)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# If I could get a source pic
And if my 10k was after my next planned car drawing from scratch
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Hmm
Lacks definition:

www.philseed.com/images/a-siddeley-lancaster.jpg

There are so few that it is unlikely.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# A little better
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# I quite like that
But my car pictures are all 800x600, so I would have to stretch it a lot if I was going to draw from that
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Then kindly do so
and gaz me when you have finished.

Bitch.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
100 posts!
conspunkulations!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# lots of milestones today
woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# spanktastic
I dream of a 100:P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# thanks all
you've been kind to a newbie/lurker

well except on the talk board.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# FUCK THE CAT!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# bagsy seconds
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# she was a fine presenter on smtv
i would not wish such acts on her
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Despite the fact
she has a squint face?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# squint face FTW
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# just 20 minutes in the microwave....
or was it a toaster? i hate those things!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# I am in no way affilliated with her run, I just stuck her head onto an image I already had to raise awareness.

Sponsor TUTT


Repeat: Manley is NOT running, it is just TUTT.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Is she giving you a piggy back?
I'd sponsor that.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# I think that Jim would skin me alive.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# god you look old
just saying what i see
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# is she carrying a dead person?
or am i stupid?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# GRRRR!!!!!
And you, Mr KSS, are a fucking science teacher.

How old is that?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Dr KSS to you chief ;-)
and Director of Science

and in answer to you question - very old indeed yes :-(
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# I never even completed my degree.
And look where I ended up.

Still, I had good fun on the way.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# fun is what it's all about
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# what have gorillas done for us?
they could have at least evolved into a kitchen porter.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# OI!!!!!! I'm a kitchen porter!!!!!
*peels banana*
*throws faeces*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
#
kitchen gail
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# cor blimey
i've got something that'll put hair on your head
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# wigs?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Are you one of the gorillas she is saving?

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# You are a nonsense.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Typo fixed.....
joke lost.....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Arse,
now I feel all undermined and stupid.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# No
I don't have any money
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# I have loads!*

Click for more







*Is patently untrue.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Send it to me
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Already long since spent on roofing felt.
I have to dig a sewer on Saturday :(
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# i had 8000 but i lent it to my sister to pay off her credit card, and my parents to buy a car
i am skint :(
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# I had £58k
I took it from one bank to another.

I have also walked through town with £20k, twice with £10k and once with £3k.

it's scary.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# *Monitors Pendantichrists future movements*
*Plans*
*Decides against it*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Cheapskate!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# That's only £860
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# By my count
£3770
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Then it is not all visible.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# I just piled it up.
And 20% is mine tomorrow:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Jilly Goolden, and Christ?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# No, B3ta favourites
TopUpTheTea and Lord Manley.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Ah...my mistake.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# No
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

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