They're pulling out all the stops now!
(apologies if oversize - I used the b3ta picture service even!)
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(apologies if oversize - I used the b3ta picture service even!)
Seeing as you only shopped one part of the picture
Surely you could have just made the image out of that?
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:10,
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shhh!
I'm still reading the text to see if he did change any of it
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:11,
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nah
Couldn't be bothered. This was about as deep as I felt like getting into world events tonight.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:15,
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have a pic
I couldnt be bothered doing anything after i created the file
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:23,
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I couldnt be bothered doing anything after i created the file
Hahahahaha
I thought it just meant that it fucks about for longer.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:15,
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It's already dithered up to the max
I was just being a sarcastic bastard ;)
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:16,
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That's not what that doesn't do. Did do. Doesn't. Does.
Right, I'm definitely off to bed now
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:20,
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Righto
Just shove the missus along a bit.
She always hogs the bloody duvet too.
:)
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:27,
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She always hogs the bloody duvet too.
:)
if you're saying I
robbed this from icanhascheeseburger, then you'd be wrong, you dumb fuck
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:09,
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you've got to admire
the strength of that CDC. it's keeping him afloat.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:32,
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This is the emodiment of gayness
and I for one salute it heartily
woo!
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:07,
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and I for one salute it heartily
woo!
fucking hell thats scary (the original)
top Marvelisation too :)
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:37,
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lol
It`s not a suit, it's a fuck-off tat he got in his Navy Days
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:04,
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It`s not a suit, it's a fuck-off tat he got in his Navy Days
He needs something to stroke while looking thoughtful.
That's Gotham Law.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:13,
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because he's
rampantly homosexual and doesn't want Robin to find out before it's too late?
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:28,
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Bah
Is there nothing David Blaine's done that Bin Mat hasn't done already?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:58,
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I think I RIS'd a bit
but it still made me genuinely LOL
have this click
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:59,
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have this click
Robin's looking a
bit tubbier than usual there.
woo to tight pants over tights, anyway :)
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:02,
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woo to tight pants over tights, anyway :)
There must be a vast pile of felines behind the scanner
or does the scan vaporise them?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:51,
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there's some mouse operated machinery that brings them round to the front again
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:53,
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I'm going to go watch
my bagpuss video.
damn I'll have to dig out my vcr
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:15,
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damn I'll have to dig out my vcr
I see goatse in every circle
what have you done b3ta? what have you done to me?
*clicks the woo*
*edit* what was the pushy thing before it was a cat pusher?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:52,
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*clicks the woo*
*edit* what was the pushy thing before it was a cat pusher?
a 'thing' used for pushing
powder into cannons - the correct term escapes me
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:58,
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is it a ramrod?
Can't be arsed to google anything.
I'm off to bed. Bon nuit
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:02,
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I'm off to bed. Bon nuit
something like that
i think?
google does not work on sheer will power alone as i to cannot be arsed
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:05,
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google does not work on sheer will power alone as i to cannot be arsed
Best thing EVER to do to cats:
1. Wait until cat is standing side-on to you.
2. Take hold of the two legs on the side of the cat that is facing away from you.
3. Gently but firmly pull them towards you.
4. Watch cat slide off its own feet with an indignant bump. Rejoice in mirth and merriment.
5. Wait for the cat to get up again.
6. Repeat.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:15,
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2. Take hold of the two legs on the side of the cat that is facing away from you.
3. Gently but firmly pull them towards you.
4. Watch cat slide off its own feet with an indignant bump. Rejoice in mirth and merriment.
5. Wait for the cat to get up again.
6. Repeat.
ah
my problem with cats is step 2b :(
2. Take hold of the two legs on the side of the cat that is facing away from you.
2b. Remove claws from arms and/or teeth from hands.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:36,
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2. Take hold of the two legs on the side of the cat that is facing away from you.
2b. Remove claws from arms and/or teeth from hands.
Ah
Our cat Hamlet is a big fat ginger cushion on legs, he goes FLUMP and looks up at you as if you've wounded his little kitty soul, before standing up, letting you do it again, then looking at you as if you've wounded his little kitty soul, before standing up, letting you etc
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:44,
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YAY!
now i shall dream of flying cats, flying through the air
G'nite b3ta!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:56,
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G'nite b3ta!
Splendid
and for that I'll give you my catscan
sorry took awhile to upload as i lost my details. (more time than it did to make anyway ;))
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:14,
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sorry took awhile to upload as i lost my details. (more time than it did to make anyway ;))
this is great
and I'm glad something knocked mine off the top of the page
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:44,
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Wait a minute!
That cat is lying down!
It's like Batman and Robin all over again
*rotates laptop 90 degrees clockwise*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:47,
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It's like Batman and Robin all over again
*rotates laptop 90 degrees clockwise*
Silly cat,just land on the dog's head,
rendering him unconscious, then make your escape.
Woo pic D
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:45,
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Woo pic D
How did you post such a long image without it going CFB?
I can't get my long images to show properly:(
Fecking woo pic btw:D
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:45,
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Fecking woo pic btw:D
I use my own
image hosting. Plus, you can always delete the click for big HTML when you use the b3ta image hosting
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:46,
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Yay!
not you personally but b3ta in general, im not gay or nowt
I made this for valentines day - isn't it cheesey?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:52,
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not you personally but b3ta in general, im not gay or nowt
I made this for valentines day - isn't it cheesey?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:36,
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LOL seriously I don't have a problem
At least not with my thyroid.
I just have fecking big buggy eyes lol.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:46,
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I just have fecking big buggy eyes lol.
*tries to think of a reassuring reply that doesnt make him sound like a lech*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:49,
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Big eyes arent a bad thing
In my head that doesnt even sound creepy. I think i might have pulled it off
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:52,
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*steals for profile*
Excellent, that'll make me less threatening when i am grooming
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:00,
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How about a change of terminology
Instead of 'buggy' how about 'expressive'?
/creeps
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:00,
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/creeps
Nah
That's the ocular equivalent of loud fat birds describing themselves as "voluptuous and bubbly".
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:02,
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Ahhh, the two codewords in dating sites
which generally cause me to run a mile. That and any mention of children.
Though looking at your pics reminds me it's been a while since I've done my eye-liner (goth who doesn't get out enough).
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:06,
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Though looking at your pics reminds me it's been a while since I've done my eye-liner (goth who doesn't get out enough).
Do it with felt tip
It's cheaper and comes in a wider range of colours...
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:17,
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I enjoyed those, I went back and read them all
And the Vertically moving doorway head was fantastic
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:41,
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Why the fuck is your b3anie strip
more popular than the animation?
*shakes head in disbelief*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:47,
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*shakes head in disbelief*
I noe
You can SEE the animation better for a start...ah well, no accounting for taste
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:49,
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Of course I did ;D
with the help of some pens, paper & Mr. ZGMF-X10A Freedom.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:41,
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OH YES
This ftw, fucking brilliant...took me a minute but oh so very worth it *clicks*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:50,
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lolz
if wiki says it, it MUST be true
/loves big cock in the morning
EDIT: distinct lack of penis on penisworld.com
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:20,
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/loves big cock in the morning
EDIT: distinct lack of penis on penisworld.com
he he
weasel words and peacock terms...
wikipedia really is imploding isn't it
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:29,
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wikipedia really is imploding isn't it
I thought that the joke was that there were
6 boxes of moaning at the top of the page, the last one of which states "The introduction is too long"!
Well fucking delete those silly boxes then :D
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:39,
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Well fucking delete those silly boxes then :D
helloa to you
is this your creation?
made me do a lol anyway
(refrains from shouting about links board)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:21,
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made me do a lol anyway
(refrains from shouting about links board)
Haha
I wondered why that link was purple. Thought it might have been ilovehorses at first.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:36,
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Wow
B3ta sounds so gay and boring when it's described like that
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:35,
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But
Issue 149 featured a one-off section: "Stuff we've learned from Wikipedia", following the words of praise on the main site's weblog: "Read Wikipedia – we're addicted."
They're easily pleased over at Wikipaedia.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:06,
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They're easily pleased over at Wikipaedia.
I used to suggest that to people.
I never got a satisfactory reply
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:27,
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Whenever I'm in a conversation
with someone, I get my resident electronica music expert to capture my voice in a noisebox, and then he loops it endlessly, growing more
menacing and mechanical as I retreat from the person, my voice echoing and becoming more childlike as I disappear from view
/loves the Radiohead gigs blog
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:29,
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menacing and mechanical as I retreat from the person, my voice echoing and becoming more childlike as I disappear from view
/loves the Radiohead gigs blog
try this
"he/she needs a little bit of lead behind the ear"
usual reply : how do you get the lead to stay there? or what good will that do?
*hand signals the firing of a gun"
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:29,
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usual reply : how do you get the lead to stay there? or what good will that do?
*hand signals the firing of a gun"
I'm not a qualified psychologist
but I think that's a sign of being FUCKING BRICK RAPING INSANE
just a thought
:)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:22,
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just a thought
:)
I'm a qualified psychologist*
and I can clarify that yes, that IS a sign of being FUCKING BRICK RAPING INSANE.
*possible fib
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:27,
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*possible fib
a man once told me
terry nutkins has a non-canonical amount of fingers, is this true or false?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:22,
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"At the age of 15,
Terry moved to Scotland, where he lost two fingers to an angry otter named Edal"
This is from Wikipedia, so it CANNOT BE A LIE!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:24,
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This is from Wikipedia, so it CANNOT BE A LIE!
I wasn't sure if it was
less than 10 or greater, i heard he's from norfolk.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:28,
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didn't you see that thing with micheala stracken and terry mother funtking nutkins?
its a bit like the beadle hand on tv... they don't show it much
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:27,
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Have you never wondered
why, every single time he's on TV, he's got his hand behind a badger?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:30,
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Haha
Cut and run CUNT AND MOTHERFUCKING RUN YOU MISERABLE, BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:22,
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Terry's Nut Kilns are famed throughout asia for the fine delicate texture of his baked nuts
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:23,
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pffftttt....
no idea who he is but the idea of killing stars.....
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:52,
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tom foolery earlier today
Will strive for a better version tomorrow
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:14,
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Will strive for a better version tomorrow
this robot does not instil fear
it's meant to be a robot right?
:D
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:16,
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:D
im not really quite sure
what it was supposed to be.
Hmm *has a lil think*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:16,
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Hmm *has a lil think*
attack of the box people!
*leaves you out in the rain*
ha ha ha
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:17,
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ha ha ha
Was it the second album that did it for them?!
Wooooooooooooooooo
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:14,
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that one in the blue shirt is sitting right next to the door
what's he thinking! it might get him! or worse, yiff him!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:15,
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Ianuaphobia
Is the word you want. (Woo/click)
*edit* or ostiumiphobia....but that would include any entrance
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:20,
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*edit* or ostiumiphobia....but that would include any entrance
ah of course
everyone would have instantly got the joke if i'd said that :-P
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:25,
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Yay!
i did reply to this but i think i pressed the wrong button and it didnt show up
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:40,
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it's a clever play on words,
highlighting the material nature of modern society by using a counterpoint of communism gone bad in world war 2 era China.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:16,
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Thought so.
My girlfriend has one just like it. That winks at me too. Its not quite so hairy, but it will have your arm off if you get too close.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:23,
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hahahaha
Edit: Fuck, that looks like my mate Russell. Shame i dont have a photo to prove it
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:11,
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Edit: Fuck, that looks like my mate Russell. Shame i dont have a photo to prove it
A couple of mates and me.
These took surprisingly long to make and fell apart disappointingly quickly.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:09,
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These took surprisingly long to make and fell apart disappointingly quickly.
Your armour looks like
it would be poor defence to a kick in the baws
Woo though :)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:10,
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Woo though :)
3 eunuchs, all dressed as the kelly gang, standing on the same street corner
I'll go with that
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:16,
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I'll go with that
Yeah, especially if they are performing
anywhere the colonial police reenactment societies annual ball.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:28,
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i can just imagine this on the catwalk...
this weeks hotest and the latest sun protection fashion items, now only £5000 per garment, naff surf shoes sold seperately, may contain nutters :p
WOoO!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:12,
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WOoO!
Van
Per
sie
when a girl says no - molest her.
Best football chant ever.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:06,
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sie
when a girl says no - molest her.
Best football chant ever.
put on your mothers clothes
and pretend your a real lady live on daytime television
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:04,
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Ah
I thought you were talking about getting intimate with the exhaust pipe.
That would be a memorable 10k
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:13,
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That would be a memorable 10k
go on dave
with the bonnet up
so you can see the dirty engine
the dirty dirty engine
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:10,
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so you can see the dirty engine
the dirty dirty engine
How about an
Armstrong Siddeley Lancaster
My old man has one and it's proper gangster (not gangsta)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:14,
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My old man has one and it's proper gangster (not gangsta)
If I could get a source pic
And if my 10k was after my next planned car drawing from scratch
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:15,
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Hmm
Lacks definition:
www.philseed.com/images/a-siddeley-lancaster.jpg
There are so few that it is unlikely.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:18,
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www.philseed.com/images/a-siddeley-lancaster.jpg
There are so few that it is unlikely.
I quite like that
But my car pictures are all 800x600, so I would have to stretch it a lot if I was going to draw from that
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:28,
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thanks all
you've been kind to a newbie/lurker
well except on the talk board.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:17,
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well except on the talk board.
she was a fine presenter on smtv
i would not wish such acts on her
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:01,
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just 20 minutes in the microwave....
or was it a toaster? i hate those things!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:01,
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I am in no way affilliated with her run, I just stuck her head onto an image I already had to raise awareness.
Sponsor TUTT
Repeat: Manley is NOT running, it is just TUTT.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:56,
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Sponsor TUTT
Repeat: Manley is NOT running, it is just TUTT.
GRRRR!!!!!
And you, Mr KSS, are a fucking science teacher.
How old is that?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:01,
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How old is that?
Dr KSS to you chief ;-)
and Director of Science
and in answer to you question - very old indeed yes :-(
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:05,
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and in answer to you question - very old indeed yes :-(
I never even completed my degree.
And look where I ended up.
Still, I had good fun on the way.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:06,
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Still, I had good fun on the way.
what have gorillas done for us?
they could have at least evolved into a kitchen porter.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:59,
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OI!!!!!! I'm a kitchen porter!!!!!
*peels banana*
*throws faeces*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:00,
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*throws faeces*
Already long since spent on roofing felt.
I have to dig a sewer on Saturday :(
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:05,
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i had 8000 but i lent it to my sister to pay off her credit card, and my parents to buy a car
i am skint :(
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:05,
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I had £58k
I took it from one bank to another.
I have also walked through town with £20k, twice with £10k and once with £3k.
it's scary.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:08,
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I have also walked through town with £20k, twice with £10k and once with £3k.
it's scary.
*Monitors Pendantichrists future movements*
*Plans*
*Decides against it*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:33,
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*Decides against it*
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