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# Did I hear someone cry for a crap cut n'paste job?!


No? Oh, right.

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(Teesside Arab You can't spell Mark hately without HATE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I will forever associate this with pasties
full of gristle salt and fat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Gristle, salt and fat???
Are there any other type??
(Teesside Arab You can't spell Mark hately without HATE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# minute after minute
hour after hour!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# make your pastry with butter, water and flour.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# "Everybody's running...
but half of them aint looking
What's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cooking."

A pasty, you daft 'homes'. The key is in the song title
(Teesside Arab You can't spell Mark hately without HATE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Nice one...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Flashback
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# i think
the fat dude who sings this song with coolio was certainly living in a ginsters paradise the fat shit.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# so rare
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I found one of them
in the bath tub the other night. It was a bit scary, but I scooped it up with kitchen paper and threw it out of the window.
Unfortunately it then ate my neighbour.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# You all saw it! Pearoast excuse!
*gets over excited at the opportunity*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# and so they blew on their thistle whistles and.. arg
their mouths are bleeding!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# so wonderful!
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# have a woo for that sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Zippy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] i got mail

this will probably work in several compos. if you can read it...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# haha
this is quality
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# i'm having problems with the title
that's the key to a succesful post i find
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# how about "alright stop. meditate and listen"?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Haha better than the real thing!
because you could do swapsies on faces... "want, want... NEED!"
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Hehe!
It's exactly like this!

Sorry to TJ, but I have just seen the advert for this product on TV. Advert is on the website for those who haven't seen it. Contains half naked kids in a bath, so NSFW is advised.

For a start, strange product. But is it wrong that my first thought was "You could SO have sex in that!" ? (Though not with kids, obviously...)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# i can't really click
but is it the jelly stuff?

i REALLY want some of that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Yep! That's the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# What the frig is in it?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# :D
I'll be sure to tell the staff at the casualty dept that when I'm in there with third degree burns from the stuff
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I'd love to see the look on my housemates face
when he sees that I've filled his bath with Gelli Baff!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Hoorays!


I like this, therefore I like you. Come here so I can rub you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# i'm not sure about that
i've just had these trousers pressed
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# NEW indiana jones movie poster

FOUND ONE
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(you say tomato i say shut the fuck up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# that......wait.....
You are a silly person and I have clicked the I Like This button
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# HUZZAH!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# mmm LOW FUCKING POLY
is it a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# .....what?!
Don't tell me you've never played Doom!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# with the lights off
and the sound up
and crap in your pants!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Oh yes.
It's one of my top five.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# it's dark, i'm hurt and i've got two shotty shells left
and i can hear a bull demon, i just can't see hi..
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!
ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Those bull demons were the worst
they were so fast
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# sneaky pink fuckers!!
i always enjoyed making the grunts and the Imps fight each other :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# not to mention the invisible ones :/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# yes
I played it for the first time this year, my missus made me install it on her comp
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I can't believe you managed to make it so long without doing so!
Oh, it's mastery of the utmost form.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# heh
I have to be careful with things like that

too much adrenalin makes me fall over
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# yes, it's the doom level I built
it's got a secret quo/furtive head melting tunnel of FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# gorgeous !
woo! did you make this? (i love doom, and this anigif was great!)
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha :D
That's smashing
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
hurt me plenty
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# IMP IMP IMP IMP IMP

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# YA!
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Haha, I could rip a tissue
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# he he he
at a glance it looked like you said "i could RAPE a tissue"
(you say tomato i say shut the fuck up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# it would hardly be the first time that'd happened, shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Afterning Debs
Are you suggesting I "force myself" upon tissues?
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Life in the freezer...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Pen Pen!!!
/NGE
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
I guess you'll be lining up for the soon-to-be-release movies.
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
slam him back in

Pink Penguins FTW anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Watch out for them, they're assasins
It's just so hard to wash the blood out...
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# nah - they're sweet
we have them here in the office

www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=46934&bp=/search/?pg=charts&l=popthismonth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# *shock*
Turning innocent penguins into assasins just to sell wine! That's, well, not as bad as Sony I suppose... :P
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# we brainwash them during basic training
they aren't penguin any more.
Flightless murderers is what they are
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Oh
that's alright then. So long as they're not *really* penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# We're both made of Smeg, aren't we Roy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hehe!
Awww
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# hehe
woo, great anigif!
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Ifankyou
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# hehehe
;)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# The news


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Is it just me or is the BBC news complete crap now, like a low budget chatshow with a few soundbites?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# muhahahahaha!

I just like the ladies.
Joanna Gosling. mmmmmm
Carrie Gracey. mmmmmmm
Kate Silverton. mmmmmm
Susannah Reid. mmmmmmm
Huw Edwards. mmmmmmmm
The milfy weather one. Carol Kirkwood mmmmmmm
Emily Maitland?..... mmmm mm? mmish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Susannah Reid?
Ooh yes mmmmmmdeedy.
*fidgets*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# She got called 'the other woman' today by a forgetful correspondant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
forgetful = jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Male correspondant!
'Back to this dude and some other chick, oh no, it's the other woman...erm... Susannah!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# can you describe 'milfy weather' for me?
my brain is too simple for such profound concepts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# just shut up
and have this...

http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&q=%22Carol+Kirkwood%22&btnG=Search+Images
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# she's got a lovely 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# and a nice tie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# There was a rather scrumptious lady by the name of Dani Sinha
on the southern news, down here:
www.bbc.co.uk/england/southtoday/presenters.shtml

But she seems to have lost that look of naughtiness just lately...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# What about
Kaplinsky?

Would, would would. Ohhhhh baby. Yesyesyes
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha
this makes me loff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I don't know.
More of this discussion on News 24 throughout the day...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Haha nice!
Agreed, a bit too self-contragulatory and passing off blatant plugs for its own programmes as 'news' items.
/end of rant
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# and in a special report in tonights Panorama (on BBC)
Yeah i'll look at that on the fuggin' tv guide if it's all the same to you mr blah blah!
Also, while we're at it, I seem to spot lots of little mistakes on the BBC News site, silly grammatical errors, or just things that don't quite make sense. Probably poor proof checking but still, I am no expert but I would expect them to be. Bazztads...
/ah well who cares
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# that's 24-hour news for you
just lots of shit stories with shit proofing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# yeah just a never-ending conveyor belt
of regurgitated garbage being pumped into our mouths and into our eyes. Unless the tellys switched off of course.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# but if you turn the tv off, it all builds up inside it
until it explodes out at you as a massive fountain of uncontainable shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# What?
Yes, it is
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Hello Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Hello Dave
A question? *looks*

Ah, that
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I posted a car related pun down there
if you're interested


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# no one's interested Dave....
/overly blunt blog

:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# can it be any worse than Channel 4?
we're not unbiased, we're giving you OUR opinion, and we're giving it HARD!
and if you don't give us the answers we want
we'll just rig the questions to make it impossible
for you to say anything ohter than exactly what we want to hear...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ha
like the Grauniad's 'Comment is Free*'




* as long as it fits with our middle-class apologist views
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Yeah but at least Jon Snow and the boys
get in there and give 'em Paxman style interview stick so that wins it for me over the beeb. (Unless it is Newsnight with the man Paxman!)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# i used to think that
but after hearing them talk about something i knew a lot about
and how much it was obvious that they didn't know what they we're talking about,
it's just made me more suspicious of the things they say they do know
but i don't and thus cannot check...

if you get me....
worst explaination in the world blog
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah I get what your saying, fair comment
/needs to be an expert on something ;)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Yes it is
9/10, Ian needs to come across as more of a smug cunt.

Still *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I like this a very great deal indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# :)

[bigger] [Jolly Jacks Original]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# LOOK OUT, TEDDY!
TEDDY!*fears*

Woo!some stuff from you both


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# hello darkness my old friend
i've come to talk with you again
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# why are you trying to steal my teddy bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# for the half pound of crack hidden in his secret ear cavity
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# That is most excellent
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Oh fantabularse.
*clicketywidgets*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# haha
nice work + top colouring

though my initial thought was that ted was controlling that arm through his arse

/too much time on b3ta blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Ohhhhh
That's really well done
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# now THIS
is good

woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# thanks meester :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Very good indeed
original also
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Don't know which is better
this or the original... *clickage* and *'ningage*
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# ta :)
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# loverlee
Did the chair / room have that kind of look already or did you photomashoperise it?
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# photomashoperised :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Nice
nice

Yep yep, nice
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# punpunpunpunpunPUNpunpunpunpunpun!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *loads tranq gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *office chuckle*
I like the simple ones best, very amusing :)

*clickty clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# you sayin' I's a simple?
*drools*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hehe...
Who sir?
You sir?
No sir!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# ooo don't tangle with DTH
he has the loyality of wombats you know
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# *groan*
but also *woo*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# ha
supplies!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# He'll be underwater soon.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Serves him right, the fecking Kent!
the fecking Kent!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# you'll be Surrey you made such a crap pun
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I Shirely will
Leicester is more . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *wilts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Hehehe!
You can't Hereford to take me on at puns!

You're p-Hants compared to me!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# your punnage is suffolk-ating me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# never mind . . .
Bucks up!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# isn't that in Japan?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Needs more Ford Anglia
otherwise, woo and, naturally, OOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# There's few puns I've not done . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *keeps quiet in future*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# aw
*smooooooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *kicks*
you enjoying him crying, or me shutting up? HMMMM?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# at first
when i see Dave cry~igh~igh
yeah it makes me smile
yeah it makes me smile

At worst I feel bad for a whi~igh~le,
but then I just smile I go ahead and smile
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# hahahaha
now my nose hurts, you git
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
Thats caaarazy!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Oh.
Oh, good lord. I think I've been killed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha, cheers fella, yes, we're all like that over here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Hee!
See! With global warming those webbed feet'll come in handy . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# it seems like you've included half of Essex there....
no wonder he's angry!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Blimey o'riley!
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# my effort


In the world before Monkey, primal chaos reigned.
Heaven sought order, but the phoenix can fly only when it's feathers are grown.
The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed.
Time and the pure essences of Heaven all worked upon a certain rock, old as creation.
It became magically fertile.
The first egg was named "Thought".
Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha said "With our thoughts, we make the world".
Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch.
From it came a stone seamonkey.

The nature of seamonkey was irrepressible!!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# haha that's top
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
that's most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# your irrespressible seamonkey is delightful
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# isn't he though?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# haha, brilliant.... just needs his carpet thingy now :D
*clicks* :)
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# he didn't have a carpet
he flew on a cloud.
hence the cloud
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Hooray!

nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# thank you
excellent source
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I like how the colours remind me of old 70's and 80's european comics
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Boxman 2.0

Hopefully better than 1.0 www.b3ta.com/board/7374512

(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# BIG MAC CLAM?
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I think it's BIG MAC CLAN
You don't want to get on their bad side

I hear they're still pissed off about Glencoe
(Umeeksk subtext? what subtext?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Haha!
What's a "BIO MAC CLAM"?
Do I want one?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# you get a nice box with it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# used to work there
Its where the big mac boxes come in.
Decided to visit them earlier to make this contraption.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# hahah
looks better than most of godzilla's enemies

plus, can i have those boxes? we're moving house soon
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Aw.
I have an old tin cup you could use, too, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I threw loads out
(recycled)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# i thought you were moving TO a cardboard box....?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# you should be sending these boxes to the uninsured people of Hull
not making silly robots from them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# So they can make box boats
And sail to their homes to rescue their uninsured stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# now that's blue-sky thinking!
I'm putting you in charge!
Go home, fetch your wellies and get on the first paddle steamer Portuguese steam half-galleon filled with cake to Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Haha!
Big Mac Clam?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I imagine it's the hinged polystyrene box thing
clam-shell

unless .......
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Yeah that's my guess too.
Unless...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
ha h aha

ha

ha ha

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# you should disguise yourself as a pile of boxes
and jump out at unsuspecting passers by.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# ha
yeah actually did that, think i got a video of that somewhere *rummages*
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# There's a bit of a Transformers thing going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# inter~galactic
planetary



planetary
intergalactic
'nother dimension another dimension 'nother dimension another dimension
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# That song has been ruined for me
ever since my mate sang "I'm having a big shit" over the top of another dimension.

I can't hear anything else now.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# The Power of Evolution
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha!

how does it fly?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
#


It didn't think of that... :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Easyjet
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# But they don't give you peanuts!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# he'll have to bring his own
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# terrible
(pdjpdj, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# now that's cute
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# heathen!
Evolution is lies! Everyone knows god made everything just a minute ago.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# even dinosaurs?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# yes
You know insects?

They're dinosaurs

Scientists thought they were massive but a church official pointed out that they were looking at them through microscopes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Speaking of church officials
Sony have apologiesed to the Church for their Resistance game. Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Haha
Ban this sick filth, etc
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Manchester Cathedral is crap
it's really tiny
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# looks good in the game
maybe the church should be promoting it instead of trying to ban it :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# it's seriously 'pffft - is that IT?!' in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *has heard this before*
/had nothing to do with the Cathedral though...
:S
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *comforts*
I usually get the opposite reaction :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
shoot the choir!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# haha brill!
Nice gameplay pixelage effect too!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# PS3 is so low poly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Squirrels with...
hmm.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# birds legs?
it's the future!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Woo!
We likes this the muchly!
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# THEY'RE FUCKIN' VERMIN!!!!
Ahem...Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# so are we
except we're even more stupid, dropping rubbish and food scraps all over the place to encourage rats, pigeons, squirrels etc.

Cull the human race, and be quick about it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# ^ this ^
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Great Historical Military Inventions No.68
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I like this
because I like cake
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I like it because I like Portuguese steam half-galleons
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# y'see - a man of class tells it like it is....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# thank you JPG
and I am full of cake too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I hope this is your random quote
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I was thinking the exact same thing
no doubt this will be it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# What do you have against Steam Half-Galleons, then - eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I prefer to travel by Cannon
a personal preference old chap, nothing to do with Fitzgerald of Emes fine invention.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I prefer your good old fashioned Trireme
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Oh how barbaric! :P
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I like this a lot
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# All aboard the battenburg deck!
*scoffs ALL marzipan, leaving just the nasty sponge shit left*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# No way!
Marzipan is teh suckz0rs.

Sponge FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# one for all occasions...
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# That would plainly be too soggy, I can't eat that!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# just have a bit of funnel then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Or a couple of the first-class passengers
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# now this
is A+++ highly recommended
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Is G the Pink Floyd pig?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# hehe
nice one...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Yum! Now it just needs to set sail on the sea of cream!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# hang on
I'm still getting warmed up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# ... in nagasaki'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Is G a mobile airborne icing vessel?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# delightful!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Cake!
Aceness

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# It might just work!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Yay for marzipan covered caaaake
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Ello darling

(I helped save b3ta! krang, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
*runs very hard in the direction of away*




has it gone yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I'll give this a click
it is quite effective
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# too late?

meant to post this ages ago, then I forgot, still better late then never.
(d4rksab3r, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Bit late
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# by some years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# yeah...
"cries in pillow"
(d4rksab3r, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# there there
have this tissue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# You know the execution was some time ago?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# There's a BBC news reporter
in the Thames with the pope?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# John Peel has rescued them
with a Polonium
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Have some cokatoos


Click for bigger (80KB)

source here:
photoshopfaceoff.com/thumbnail.php?file=./img/ptsdsX8pw.jpg&w=540&h=379.628140704


And for a side serving of hummus, here is my arguably NSFW picture of Waluigi from last night:
www.b3ta.com/board/7374625
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# that's art that is.
nicely arted.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# COCKATOO'S, YES!

*click* & woo for local content!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# gotta love a
cok or two
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Ooh...
Brazil!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Er, not sure if this is worth the post...
But I *had* to use those pipecleaners somehow, even if I couldn't fit the glittery ones on.

This ladies and gentlies is the Pearoast Peacock. Everytime you re- a post one of these little scary dudes pops into existence and starts to track you down, to finally find you and *hilariously* pluck out your eyebrows whilst you sleep.


Oh, and murder your family. Enjoy.
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# It's Mister Cadbury's Parrot!
Rah!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha, loved the parrot :D
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Haha
Whatever happened to him I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Yay for the pearoast peacock!
But what happenes if HE gets pearoasted?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Nobody knows...
Many have speculated...
Perhaps a loop of peacocks, materialising endlessly until the world can no longer sustain their numbers.
Perhaps a paradox so volatile it would destroy the world!
Perhaps dogs would start to bark backwards.

Foow!
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# that's what crabs do
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# What is?
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# this is actualy reminding me of Teh Fear
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Argh!
The Fear!

(Yeah I thought that a bit when I posted it)
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# The nature of SeaMonkey was irrepressible!

CFB

FRIDAY COLOURING TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# born from a negg?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# i had sea monkeys
they were rubbish.

this isn't!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# i had them too
they were fun but you soon tire of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Did you also leave yours to die
as the tank thing became overrun with algae?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*

yes.

i don't think thet were too happy about being left on a hot window sill either.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# born from an egg
in a shitty plastic tank thing!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *waves three fingers in front of mouth*

Shwwwt shwwwt shwwwt!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# cor!

/edit: here you go

/edit: now less optimised to buggery
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Gotta love his big red glowing rod end
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# WOO!
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Oh yes!
Pigsy FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Ning, peeps.

What should I draw this fine Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# haddock inna cassock
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# 'ning sir!
I think you should celebrate the weekend with a lovely picturesque landscape... with just one tiny little thing ominously wrong.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Barnacles on the prowl

please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# a plague of not-bears
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# OR!
Plagued knotted bears.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# YES!
*imagines for several seconds or more*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# A black Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# a Japanese Muhammed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Arrahu Akbar!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Formula 1 unicycles

Chesty chess pieces

Draughty draughts

Ludo-crous Ludo counters . . . hee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Haha!
I stayed up to watch the Copa America last night.

It was rubbish.

How 'bout, an Ice-cream man saddened by his lack of sales due to an unseasonably wet summer?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
up until the end of that sentance I thought you were tlaking about a man made of ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Maybe I was....
He could be selling sunglasses, or beach towels, or bathing suits...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# breakdancing lepers
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# a specled alien with a sword....
....hacking through a hoard of zombies!

....with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# mm.. zombie with tits
yummy.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Ning.Mr.JJ
A girl showing her tattoo on her tushie - in a nawty way
.
/ or clumsy Chloe cracking coconuts
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Chloe has staff for that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# 'kay.
Chloe caressing cucumbers
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# The shape
suggested by the sound "MowneeeeiiumbooofKAH!"

With tits.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Explosion at the whipped cream and jelly factory
while all the SA girls are there.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Arf!
scarlet has them 'Go to bed' eyes.

tosy, can we have two female baboons dressed up like tarts working the streets of soho.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# 'ning JJ
no request today .... that last pic had too dramatic an effect on me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# So I saw.
8)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# ahem
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# something with spunk on it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# COCKATOO'S!
or three's!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I heard you like a cockatoo...
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# yeah
i have to piss outback with the fella's!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# SA enroling at Police Academy
With Chloe as Callaghan, obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# The aftermath of Scarlet's caffeine high...
...or a Girl Scout necromancer.
(I helped save b3ta! jabberpook, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# haha
great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Arf!
TJ: Having flu I cannot make a MoTD worthy spread. But I *am* having instant mash (tesco value..the shame), tesco value instant yorkshire puds (55p for 12), peas, and chicken flavour gravy. I'm trying to mollycoddle myself.

What are *you* having for dinner (or if you're Southern, lunch)?
(Northern Lovely, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Peck and Boiled Egg Sammich
Mmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# at 11.13?
so far I have nothing

actually, I spy unattended buns

foolish, very foolish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# dark blue boxers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I've just had lots of cake
and a tuna salad on its way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# no!
NO!

*taps nose with rolled up newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Arf!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# oh jesus
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Did anyone see Graham Norton last night?


Quite a striking resemblance I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# YES and YES!!!
my thoughts also
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# No, but I did watch 3rd rock.
And he was on that, being lovely and cuddly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# that's my fav tv prog that nobody likes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# It's brilliant!
I can't hate anything with John Lithgow... or French Stewart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# heheh yeah
John Lithgow is a top comedy actor

his facial expressions are priceless
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# His indignance cracks me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# No
but I saw some bananas being raped and then taken from us
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Haha! Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

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