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# go read a book, you nerds.
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i recommend this one.

previously.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# 'cause everybody knows nerds don't read books?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
# internet nerds are allergic to paper and complete sentences.
wtf? bbq!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)
# LOL WUT??!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# I just found this
forum.weebls-stuff.com/showthread.php?t=8293
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Game
Question Re: the game, who keeps score?
(Mr Donny quality not required, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# There is no score
You just lose.
And I hadn't forgotten yet, if you were trying to punish me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# But if there is no score
how can you no how many times you've lost?
(Mr Donny quality not required, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# It's irrelevant
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Mr Donny
Cannot exist without a numerical system of governance.



....




....



I am 7.
(Mr Donny quality not required, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# *grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
# </>
*Enjoys*
(Mr Donny quality not required, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)
# stfu!
n00b!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# *switches off tv set*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
# SMELL MY CHEESE!
/holds sample to your nose
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)
# you mother
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I'm not here yet, but must say ARF!
Read you in a couple hours, if you're still about.
/shitty fucking hippy blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# i'm not here yet either.
but i will be later. see you then!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# I'm forever blowing Boris !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# here;

Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# angry people
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Who is the wee green one
under Boris/
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# It looks like Blair to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# /slaps forehead
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)
# boorees and boris
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# How long did you search for the source?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# 10 minutes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# it's an old family photo
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# scary old woman hands
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING PORN YOU PLONKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# what do you call it when your mouth is being goatsed?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# yahtzee?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Instant hysterics
Great suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# a b3tasmile
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Dunno
but I bet it tastes foul
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)
# I'm not going to think about the connotations of what you have just said
*is too suggestible when it comes to mental images*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# I boaked a bit as I was typing it
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# that sounds like justice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Aaargh, I'm eating a bag of onion rings right now as well
you bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# *mentally blocks the word ring*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# SQUID RING
ENGAGEMENT RING COCK RING WEDDING RING ETERNITY RING UROBOROS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# pass them
around
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Sorreh
I dun eated them. An hour ago.

Caught in a w*rk loop, see.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# A Glory Hole.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
# it's
some sort of boris death-ray
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# What's she trying to kill? Ants?
Use a fucking magnifying glass.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# i dunno. i reckon a boris would be enough to squash an ant
you've changed your username back. pity - the ALLCAPS makes you look like you're trolling even when you're not
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
# I accidentally had it on caps when I suggested it to Caewan
And I thought 'meh, I night as well keep it like this'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# in the immortal words of 2 Unlimited
No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit!
No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit!

and not in a positive way
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
#
you win all of gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)
# yawn...ning
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# If that's the new submarine,
this government is going down the drain faster than I'd expected.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Nope
Brit subs don't have bow planes on the conning tower. My guess is that's 'merkin.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# PICKLED MERKIN!
*repressed memories*
*screams in horror**cries*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# hard to tell from the small size
but it looks like a soviet Yankee class.

edit. No it's not. You were right, it's a mercan, LA class. ( USS Salt Lake City to be precise )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)
# would they be on
on the bow perhaps?
(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)
# I could not be arsed
explaining the intricacies of dive planes and where exactly the bow would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)
# on the end
of a servant?
(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Never mind the submarine.
That seems to be some kind of midget battalion.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)
# There are people trapped in the top one!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# They're foreign.
They can fucking well stay there.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Unless they can
iron my shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# And cook our food without giving us bad AIDS
(I'm not racist, but sometimes it's too funny not to be)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Argh! Stop it, before I invade the third world to nick their laptops.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Heh.
Why the hell is it green and white? It's fucking ugly. And I like green.

What're the specs on those things, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Green is the colour of Islam
There's rather a lot of muslims in Africa - that's why most African countries have some bit of green in their flag.

EDIT: or there was a lot of green plastic going begging.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# For some reason
I read that as 'Green is the colour of Satan'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# INFIDEL!!!!!
*bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# HELP!
SOMEONE CALL THE INTERNET POLICE!
CHILD MOLESTATION!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# *IM's police*
They said maybe later.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Oh that's alright
I can change back now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# green is the colour of envy
and the africans are envious of our healthcare system and transport infrastructure
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# whereas
we're just jealous of their weather
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# They're jealous of ours!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# i'm not
i'm ginger so can't handle the sun
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# *points at the ginger*
HHHAHHH HHHAHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# ^This hard.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Heh
hee
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Black with green trim would look alright.
White and green just looks nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# You are a Rangers fan
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# I don't know what a Rangers is
I retain my five pounds!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# *kicks your shins*
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Ask a Glaswegian
or a Celtic fan
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# ANYONE HERE FROM GLASWAY!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Went tae uni there
but I'm a Bairn
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# *Goes up to Glasway so save babies from a burning hospital*
5 Minutes later: Now what did I come up here for?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Deep fried pizza?
Jellies?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# SUPERMAN!
I remembered the game again.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# $100.00!
i could get three whores for that price.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# shreks
laptop?
(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Boris, You're So Big !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake
EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/7433870#post7433887

:-|

.
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# It's fairly seamless.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# In fairness.
Hair is very hard to cut

Edit: What the FUCK did I just type?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# I wouldn't worry about it.
Carry on as if nothing happened, and they'll forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# This v
"In Hairness.

Fair is very hard to cut".

See?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Genuine lol
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# more or less
apart from where the join is between boris and the rest of the picture
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Do we not do sarcasm on here anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# You're shit
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# apparently not
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Teddy bear orgy? + Boris looking slightly disgusted?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# hello selo-puppy
Wanna cookie?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# hahahahaha, oh god, hahahahahahahaha
Thats wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# hahaha
genius :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# heh, should have selloed your tag too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# win
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)
# i just came all over my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# that is one massive johnson
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# badum
tsssch
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# *apologises*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Stop trying to force your own memes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# That made me do a proper laught out loud .....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Ack...I really don't know..


That Whore'll cruck some more out.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# haha!
picasso copied quentin blake
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# erm,
yeah, enough of an excuse:
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# he started it, miss
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Ah
a classic of the genre.

Pearoast ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# :)
the steam-train cdc trumps them all
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# ^ i'd have to say this
though a non-regulation cdc, the artistic licence is justified
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# too many pubes!
/langham blog
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# hull
or, sued, if he turns out innocent...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)
# hope he is
but he was funny while he was on telly whether he liked the kids or not.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# yeah, i suppose that's the thing
while it's easy to lay into, say, glitter or king because they were always shit anyway, it makes you stop and think when it's someone whose work you respect
i suppose the bottom line is that someone's talent and how they conduct themselves are separate things. after all, there are plenty of perfectly pleasant talentless people
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)
# you have just ruined my childhood
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# I thought that before reading this post
it reminds me of Peter Sutcliffe.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)
# STOP! HAMMER TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# I very much doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Unlike Lucas making everything up as he ages
this might happen

fuck knows why i'm interested given I haven't read a word of her work
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# i hope she retires from writing and uses her money for good causes.
like buying me an island populated with love slaves and plenty of fresh vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# She wrote the first book as a skint, single mother in a cafe in Scotland
so I shall woo her economic fortunes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# i have no quibble with her on that.
not my genre of reading and i know nothing of her personal life, so good on her.

i just want a piece of the pie.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# She's married to a doctor called Neil.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
#
She has hinted strongly that she'll be writing an encyclopedia for harry potters world with profits to charity or some such.
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Pfft.
Doesn't she have enough money by now?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# not MAGICAL money though
They dug some up in Auchtermuchty.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# i made myself into an autobot

a tad egotistical, and a smidge geeky, but i just watched the film and am all excited!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# :D
Suits you
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# OH SHITTY BOLLOCKING BOLLOCK SHUT CUNTSTICKLES RAPEBUCKET MCNUGGET CHEESEMAKER
I've remembered about The Game!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Aaargh!
*loses*

Fuuuuck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# I don't play the game myself
so whenever I do remember it, I like to tell all the people I know who do.

I am evil.
Evil as a kittin.
In a bad mood.
With extra PMS.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# There's always one.
YOU ARE ALWAYS IN THE GAME IF YOU KNOW ABOUT IT!
See the rules:
1. You must not think about the game
2. If you remember about the game after you have stopped thinking of it, you lose.
3. You can lose an infinate number of times
4. You can never win
5. You can never quit the game
6. You are now in the game.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# I'm not playing
AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!

So there!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# But you are
because if you remember about it, no matter what you say, you've still lost.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# bollocks
I might on tennis shoes from time to time. Doesn't mean I'm playing tennis. Just dressing like a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# What does the word game mean?



I win!
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# YOU CAN NEVER WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# You're in d nile
You can never swim
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# The way I learned
you can win if you think about the word "EMAG" without thinking about the game.

ADD IT TO THE RULES
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# You can win
by dying whilst thinking about the Game.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# bastard ;)
I had so forgotten about the game, if you hadn't written the rules out I wouldn't have know what you were talking about.

Still, on the up side I got fired today.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# oh you unutterable shit
that must have been at least a year and a half since my last lose.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# It's been a bloody long time since mine.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Bah. The game is even more pointless than the talk board
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I like the talkboard you know
it's daytime gayshift banter, one of the reasons why I don't go on mainboard much is because it is missing the banter (other than gayshift, but I'm asleep during gayshift nowadays)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# irrelevant comment removed
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# *points*
*points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# oooh!
any good? REviews sound amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# It looks good
but the story and the rest of it is completely shit, its just eye candy.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Who's right
?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# have you seen the cartoon?
big robots turn into cars and planes. then fight. then the goodies win. yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# IT'S FOR CHILDREN
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# harry potter is for kids
this is for people who have grown up from being kids.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Name one person on b3ta who isn't a child at heart.
And if you say baldmonkey or DOCTOR DYSLEXIA, I will hurt you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# *grooms*
predictibly
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# i like to call those people adults
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# :D haha!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# yup,
not heard a bad one yet. it was only a d/l'd copy, so the special effects were a bit wasted.
otherwise its amazing. :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Who's right
?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# I'm only halfway through watching it myself
recharging my psp now lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Whee hee!
Lully!:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# That is rather cool
I like the moire lines on your skin.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# :)
embarrassing over-use of the chrome filter
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Fucking brill!
Can I get inside you and drive you off?

Waits for inevitable drive wank gag.

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# *brandishes can opener*
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# there's something rather porcine about that nose
or is that just you?

Excellent work, though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# He's made of metal bacons.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# ha!
i would've eaten my own face with my robo-teeth were this the case.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Aceness!
Can't wiat to see the movie!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# cheers!
still going to see it in the pictures.
i think its a case of 'if you liked it as a kid, it's amazing, if not, you're gay'
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# In one sense nice shoppage...
on the other hand....you fucking nerd lol :D

When you go out do you say to yourself in a deep voice "Let's roll out!" - I bet you do :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# I still occasionally do that transforming noise
You know; the 'wck-ck-ckw-ckww' one. Just for no reason except that it appeals to me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# one of the lads in work went to the premier of it in Swansea
Just gone midnight too, apparently it was all 30-40 yr olds wearing Transformer T-Shirts, and one guy in an Optimus suit lol

Plus as the film finished, everyone clapped and cheered. You swear the yanks were in lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# You're doing a lot of lolling tonight
careful you don't wake up the baby.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# she's sleeping in a bounce beside me
I'm typing quiet :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Surely
there's some degree of loudness implied in laughing out loud?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Yup, I'm biting my tongue alot too
I cannae wake the small one :(

Would you wake this?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# She looks fairly awake already in that picture
and seriously - putting a picture of your progeny where lunatics like delboy can get to it?

JeccyJr, you're so ... little...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# That's half the plan
Wanted to set off some of the regulars into doctoring that photo to piss off the missus :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# New wallpaper for all you lovely b3tans.


Click for bigger (35KB)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Ooo. Nice.
I do love your style.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Thankyou :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# i likes.

(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Ha, fab
I should really take tiling into consideration more often
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# I recon that tiling at full size might not be realistic...
unless of course one has 3 monitors

*wishes*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Or a projector
*dreams*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# that would be terrific
on the neighbour's facade
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# *has two widescreens*
2x1680x1050

*enjoys wallpaper*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Teh Intarwebs!
woo and lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# That's going on my desktop at work
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# WOO!
I would but I'm using mine
I MAKE DESKTOPS:
Veil
Psi Power
Shimmering Oil
Demons and Thestrals
Cadbury's Mint
Gemma's Heaven
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Well done!
Psi Power is now my background, if thats ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# It's mine too!
And the song just came on!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# I make wallpapers too
THEY'RE ALL CARS! LOL!

Actually the one I'm using now is my 10k picture, which wasn't a car
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# looks like it should be
an '80s platform game
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# :D
If I had the skills, I'd make it so
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# wallpapered
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# b&w is always good.
but i am not replacing mine for a bit, i've grown fond of it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I can live with that.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# i have used one of your others in the past.
i tend to prefer photographs or messy glumps. and dark....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Darks always good :)
I'll do some more dark soon. Alas, I haven't been in a dark place for a while, so no dark has come out.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# *squishes*
*looks for darkness*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Argh! The squishing!
*produces dark*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# *harvests the darkness*
sets up vast darkness industry, complete with huge barns full of b3tans shackled inside veal pens, waiting to be squished*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# That is....remarkably dark
oooh, an idea bulb.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# no lamps allowed in the b3tanbarn, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)
# *taxes your wallapaper*

It is lovely, though
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Tax on, my friend, tax on
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Woo likes that .... very nice....
Was it you that did the art deco style black and white steam train as a wedding invitation..???..and a very simple looking mouse made of lines...??
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Yep, the very same :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Boris Pong !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# boris
YOU'RE SO BIG!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# BIG !*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Had an idea.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# PFFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Nooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# yarf
woo to GMOs
(noodledoodle really shouldn't share his humour, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# oh goawn then...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# repost, you say?
Well, if you insist...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# *pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# *sends to room*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# yey part 2 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# What a tiny sword!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Well if you're going to be nasty I could always get one of them to abduct you


any excuse...
PS compo'd now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# compo that immediately!
EDIT: *CLICKS - wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# EDIT; thanks, plus did you see the other one?
homepage.ntlworld.com/jeccysden1/b3ta/mrwicker.jpg

I compo'd this un and all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# One of my absolute faves
voted for it too!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Cheers :)
Didn't realise how many Mr Men pics I've actually got :)

I'm gonna need copyright permission if I carry on :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# He's got a little sword
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops
(noodledoodle really shouldn't share his humour, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# ahhahahah!
 
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Oh!
that's a bit real... but very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# babar bum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# I had a dog called tish
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# She wasn't murdered for
her tusks though
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Is "pfft" a good or a bad thing?
I can never tell
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Poor Babar
Polite, right up until the end
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# that gives me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# or two for a hundred :)
woo to pic too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# not real!
poachers would have cut his feet off for bumbershoot stands and sold his giblets to hysterical, impotent asian men.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# liddlebiddapolitics.
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Anne Coulter
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS!
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] many apologies :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# yey
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# like sun ra?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Split arse!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# ah
picassastic
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# BRING BACK GMoS!
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Ha ha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# pea!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# winnar!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Haha, good lord
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# heh.
she'll look fine when we're drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# The GMoS bandwagon ends here!

Or you shall meet this scary fella.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# VIVA GMoS!
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# COME GET SOME!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Is his hair a cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I feel it's unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# This.
GMoS is the only bandwagon that isn't shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# MORE GMoS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# O FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Just messing.

It's been ages and ages since I messed on with random stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:39, archived)
# agh!
bouncing boris is distorting the space around him with the gravity of his fat head
[edit: also, woo.]
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Don't.. look.. behind you..
 
'ning!

Lots of old faces tonight. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# The mark of the furtive.
"You'll never leave"
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:42, archived)
# hah
*grabs penguins*
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Ae.. my b3taday in two weeks.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# What's he doing to poor Fluffy?
???
I've given up on MSN Groups... half the time images don't appear now.... very flakey
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Licking his back.
 
Or hiding behind him, whichever you prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Lovely !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Your a cunt because
You touch the ham.
You never compliment others work, unless its an excuse to post your own.
cunt.
(Im a cunt because I needed to say that)
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# YES! YES! YES!
I've been waiting for this since I joined b3ta
*Clicks like a madman*
Dear god, FP this. Amen.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# That is better
Than the repeated bifurcation of flour, water and yeast, baked at a high temperature.

WOO YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# That's rather good!
have a woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# I think I just messed aswell.
*clicks like a crazy man*
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# The world needs
more Boris heads bouncing behind Asian girls.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Pong !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# haha, super.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# WoW!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)
# he looks perfectly healthy to me
nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Please, no one shout for a DOCTOR
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I missed this wandbaggon
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)
# No bandwagon,
i was just trying to stop someone being summoned
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
# In a reverse psychology sort of a way
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:39, archived)
# yeah
I kinda fucked up quite badly on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Damn you
Don't make me hit you with things!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# DOCTOR DYSLEXIA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)
# DOCTOR DYSLEXIA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)
# assuming this is a candyman type situation - lets not tempt fate with a third
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
# BIGGIE SMALLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# DOCTOR DYSLEXIA
*crosses fingers* c'mon the doc!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
# THERE ARE VOICES COMING OUT OF THE WALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
#
doctor dyslexia
Doctor Dyslexia
DOCTOR DYSLEXIA!
DOCTOR DYSLEXIA!
DOCTOR DYSLEXIA!
DOCTOR DYSLEXIA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Oh please fuck no
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:42, archived)
# They've stopped now.
 
That was a bit worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:42, archived)
# A BIT worrying?
The most arrogant, rude, talentless and unfunny person on the board showing up would make me give up on the internet completely for tonight lol
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# I meant the voices.
 
The good doctor is lovely, really.. trolling's a fine art.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# DYSLEXIA's not entirely without merit.
but on balance the shit outweighs the good
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Trolls do my fucking nut
It's just laziness and stupidity.

And all I've ever seen him/her/it do is insult people, spam the board and vandalise people's images.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# you fuckin love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# DOCTOR gillian mckeith phd (correspondence)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
# HELLO LOL
I AM A DOCTOR OF MEDICINE
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:33, archived)
# DOCTOR! I NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCES
HELP ME WITH MY ASSASSIN THIS BLENDER
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
# THROW IT OUT OF A WINDOW WHILST SPINNING 8 TIMES AND SAYING "LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# ROTFPMSLOLLMFAOHWHAO
ROLLING ON THE FLOOR PISSING MY SELF LAUGHING OUT LOUD LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF HARD WHILE HAVING AN ORGASM
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED TO YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# NO
IT LOOKS LIKE A SHIT ALBUM
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:36, archived)
# i'm afraid there's nothing more we can do for him
nice picture, your holiness
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Here ya go little fella
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)
# pffft
ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)
# you cut off his ear, you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
# no,
she put his eye in a sling
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:38, archived)
# No I didn't!
The bandage is just covering it
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:39, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Do you do anything except memes and bandwagons?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# LIES is a bandwagon/meme?
and no he doesnt. he's sent me some lovely links to some of his stuff tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# No offence meant
Just...bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
#
bastard BITCH

I'm a lady, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# hahah
pirate gerbil :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
# gerbil is a ghosts!
nite all, beauty sleep tiem

zzz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Cool *click*
I made another one
Gemma's Heaven
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] My final compo entry
Honest!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)
# *is leaving the light on tonight*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)
# good.
so i'll know where your house is?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# no, to attract lots of moths to protect me
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# first LOL
of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Can't sleep. Clown will get me.
Woo. And people wonder why clowns give me teh fear...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# pffft!
 
What a great thing to see first thing in the morning.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# you are standing the wrong way round on teh planet.
this am not morning
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# DAMN YOUR GEOCENTRICITY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Clown! Arrgh!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# *likes*



This is how i picture most clowns. Theres something sinister about them
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# i read something once
about the figure of the clown being derived from a depiction of the devil in medieval mummers plays.
or summat
don't know if it's true
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)
# that
rocks
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
# meh...


Click for bigger (85KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# actually
this makes me realise

all those poor model villages

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# whatever shall Toonces do?
*GASPS*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# well, I'm guessing, give up?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# float away? dissolve?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# those things
in that order

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# They're used to it.
They flooded when it only drizzled!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# well, if they'd build their miniature houses in a fucking drizzle plain
they have only themselves to blame!!!

etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# cool :)


(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# where
is that?

*liked*
(snitchell, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# It's Alzette
somewhere in the Netherlands.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# like where
peter pan lives.
no wonder it looks so picturesque.

did you take the original picture?
(snitchell, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)
# woo.
look at the niceness!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# ver pretty
i'm lead to believe it's been a tad wet in the motherland of late.
how much bottled water am i allowed to bring back into the uk duty free?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# I think it makes you a terrorists if you bring water into the country
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Nice one.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# woo!
i tried one of those.

your's looks better, but this tutorial offers 'quickie' advice for anyone interested.
forums.livingwithstyle.com/showthread.php?t=342065
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)
# That's pretty convincing
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:33, archived)
# it helps that the background is already fake.
i think if i ever sell my scalextrix ill use this pic on ebay ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] just. plain. wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# You got that right :-)
edit: that's an old one!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# actually, it's redexing for me!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# i think that's what he meant
i'd imagine it's redexing for everyone
edit: i'm not editing this post now its fixed
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# it's not redexing for me
(lies)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# hmmmm
Person A: what kind of X can't load a picture?

Person B: A redex!

Redex: LIES!

(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# let's red x!
Yes, really, it's sexy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Is that why it's wrong?
I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# indeedy
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Gah
Now I'm intrigued as to how it could possibly be wronger.

This better be good wrongness when it shows up.

Counting down to thread deletion in 5...4...3...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# bah
i feel i should delete this thrad now
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# no
it is a work of beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# He speaks
the troof.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# well
Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /b3ta/LITTLEMISS.jpg on this server.

Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# That's what happens
when I use old-school hosting that no longer likes b3ta.

Now changed.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# it's so bloody pixelated
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# You need cheery tomato
in your life
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# YOU AND THE CHEERY TOMATO!
all last night in bed...

cheery tomato this...

cheery tomato that...

don't aim for my face, you said... well I bloody well did anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# punnage
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Ha ha! Yes!
Now do Mr Ogyny.

Er, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)
# the little cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# ow
that is a hurty
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# bring
back
cheery tomato
please!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# excellent!
*click*!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
hey mongy did you see this
b3ta.com/board/7429807
inspired by your domestic abuse theme a while back
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# that is lovely
i'm gonna send the prize out this week i promise,
keep forgetting
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# well I fucking clicked it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# tasty as always
=)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)
# AAU
*feeds on your sickness*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

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