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[challenge entry]
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Manny the camper vants to buy some vhi-i-ite
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# "Professor on the forecourt"
"Your mouth is upside down"


/nope, not a clue
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# i'm fucking bored with right clicking pics
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha it's either no clue..or some vague fucking song
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# :D haha
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# it's even more boring in safari
you have to rightclick-open in new tab. that for filesize too, as the activity window is too hard to read for b3ta.

/moan moan moan
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# well then sit down and have a nice cup of shut the fuck up!
every comp you fucking moan and whine!
Simple Solution - log off and dont come back till next wednesday or at least till you're less blobby!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:28, archived)
# No frickin' idea
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
Zoot Allures: Track 1
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# WHAT!!??!


for fuck sake
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)
# for fucks sake what?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)
# I don't think I've seen that one, Ted.
Not many people have, Dougal, so it's probably a very bad reference.



And with that, I'm off to the pub...
Good weekend all
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# HEAVY BREATHER!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# brilliant film
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Great, I'll have a Stella
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] There's nothin' left for me to do but *dance!*

A bit crap but it came out better than I expected.
Partly 'cause the image is so funny on its own :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# We can leave your friends behind
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Don't think it's that one
But then again, it could be. They're men without hats
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# he's such a cock, but I love his music
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# and he has loverly automobiles....
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# and his hats
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# ^this^
as long as you stop after the second album
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# hmmm maybe..you might be right :)

his last album wasn't that shabby
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# mr lover man... SHABBY....
that one?

can you tell it's friday afternoon? :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# *boombasticks*

woohoo :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Supergrass
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Not mansized rooster then?:P
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Still on a buzz?
pfffft!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# hahahaha
seamless.

WOO!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
there seams to be nothing wrong with that.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# the seams make this triply amusing!

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# BOOK OF SICK JOKES
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I still would, lovely boots
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Looks like dwarf pron to me
Link it please
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# nsfw ta
edit: NSFW ta

edit:edit: It's not safe for work, link it please.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# NSFW!!!

Not Safe For Wonka!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# humm....
looks a bit suspect to me.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Not really funny, not at all SFW
What the fuck is Friday's problem?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# it's upset because Saturday too its lunch money
and spent it all on fizzy pop.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I see.
Understandable, then.

*fishes out picture of a granny fellating a donkey whilst getting pissed on by an owl*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Jesus...
My mistake it's dwarf pr0n...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# That's the sexiest midget I've seen for three whole minutes
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# 3 minutes without dwarf pron?
how did you survive?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I looked at porn from really far away.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# i'm speechless
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# why isn't my adblock working?

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Ummmm...
Thanks, but no thanks.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)
# You are a fucking cunt
now fuck off
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one (until the next one)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)
# haha :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# nice Sir
very nice
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Nicely.
Especially the Annabel II
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# SuePerkings!
Heheh
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)
# hahah excellent work
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)
# very good
and you managed to get a pic of Deborah Meaden smiling.


oh no...wait a minute
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha
class
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Heehee
Nicely done. *clicks*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# happy b3taday
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Ta muchly
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] bong bong diddley
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Yes this^
no idea
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Pass the dutchie
on the left hand side...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Amsterdam is a duchy?
I don't get it.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Oh good lord!
Dutch people live there...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# You're my hero
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Fair enough
*gets it now*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Yay!
It works!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Peaches Crown Jewels?
Dunno
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# crowns, swords, sceptres, peaches and miscellaneous regalia
these are a few of my favourite things ....
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Peaches and Regalia!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# shit ... regalia? really?
in which case have a woo, for regalia is exactly what I saw
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Queen of peaches?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# The peach dagger crown song!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Needs more beaches
and less crowns and swords and shit
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)
# ha
funny you should mention that, I was just looking for piccies for that song :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Someone's dun it.
Check the first 10-12 pages of the challenge
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] OK, so it's the name of the song as well
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Blow me, Mary
I can never read the word Mary without it being in Rik Mayall's "young ones" voice
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)
# i've told you before
stop calling me mary!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
# blowing while crying about mary!
or
crying about mary while blowing
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Yay!
That's really nicely done
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] nicely done. carrying on the hendrix theme-
6+1=10
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
# ^this
I love the premise of that song
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Weeee
*waits for Mr. Chips*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Look, I've only gained a few kilos
stop calling me Mr. fucking Chips.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)
# OK
Mr. Small Battered Sausage.:P
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] blame Flowerpot :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# have deep fried mars bar with that
:D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)
# mmmmmm breakfast
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)
# braw!
have a sporran with that!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I'm sorry, I don't speak Scottish!
Woo. Love the ginger hair:D

EDIT: Would that be a case of 'Ock Aye the Shoe'?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)
# You love teh Gingers!
You had that Captain Wow and that mictoboy in your bed at the same time didn't you?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Shhhhh
Micto is a secret ginger!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# How you doung RG?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Suffering fools at work!
Not too bad, almost the weekend. You?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Just coming to terms with the fact that 4 months of filing doesn't do itself
It's too nice out for work
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Then
build a fort in the garden out of the filing!!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# secret? me?
fourdam is the denyer
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)
# looks at shaven bonce:P
Or have you gone back to your roots, or so to speak?:P
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)
# pffh :P
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# that's pure barry
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)
# i ALWAYS blame flowerpot
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)
# \o/
:)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Braw!
:)
Ithengyew
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I really should do some actual work...


but i found this bunch of fwuffy animal photos that were beggin to be shopped.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)
# haha that's ace
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)
# woo!
harmonica ftw!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)
# nice addition of Mr Peanut there
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)
# who can resist mr peanut's
wacky wobble?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)
# me
*strains to resist*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Might as well roast this..
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Any reason?
I'm assuming that is as thanks to daveydje for providing such a lovely animation up there ^
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Yeah, it's Wogan.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# haha!
why's everybody so grumpy?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# i'd not seen this before
so have a woo and a yay esp. for the smile in the last frame. (comp'd i hope!)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Franks.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Video killed the radio star...
And was in turn bumped off by DVD.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)
# in turn bumped off by the BLuRAy/HDVD gang...bad times we live in..
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)
# poor woggy
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)
# We'll have none of your casual racism here ma lad, tis Friday, and beer approaches..sweet, sweet beer.
(also, my sister likes you)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)
# i'm american, the word "woggy" means nothing to me
...though i just looked it up, and i should probably say something to the effect of an apology to all such... uh, wogs

and while i'm at it (being offensive) i might as well ask you whether or not you think your sister is fit, and if so, can i have her number
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)
# What the shitting tits is a Wacky Wobbler?
Nice pic btw.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)
# haha!
isnt he lovely
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
yay!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Weeeeeeeee!
B3ta helps the idiots in my life disappear.


That and murder
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# *ignores*
:P
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# *ignores more*
With chips.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# *sets to maximum ignore*
with gravy.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)
# *ignores to 11*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)
# *ignores to Brian Blessed*
I'VE seen the FP - I know what's going on.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)
# *Ignores to one more than he has Dr Dyslexia on*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)
# !
*bursts into tears*

bwarghGHGHAHAHAHGHGH
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)
# MWAHAHAHA!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)
# nicely done
woo *click*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# haha feels the blues :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)
# i heartily endorse this kind of thing
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *That's a class anim.*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Dah nah nah nah NAH!
Got dem peeeaanut blues
Yeah, they've gone rancid on me.
Oh dem peeeaanut blues
Now I got nuuuuthin' for tea.

etc.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] rough one...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)
# nice one
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Big spiked sweet
Which one is Mr Chips again?
edit: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*Puts on bandana and cameldances*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Say what you see
You get nothing for two in a bed. NOT IN THIS GAME. *poses*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)
# *steals wallet*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)
# ahh my favourite catchphrase contestants were those that _literally_ said what they saw.
As in "A red chair!". Yes, well that's not actually a fucking catchphrase is it you retard...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# That was always brilliant
'angry road!'

'monkey...in the office?'
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)
# red chair red chair man man sitting on red chair sitting on a red chair red chairs lots of chairs man on chair chairman red red chairman
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I hope this makes your random quote
Any plans for this glorious weekend Mr Bawls?

Also, this reminds me of French & Saunders trying to come up for a title of an interview
with the then 007 Timothy Dalton:
"Bond Bond beautiful Bond Tim talks terrific Tim - Premium Bond!"
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)
# ooh well
Nothing planned at the moment - bloke must work tomorrow unfortunately :(

What about you?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)
# We were meant to be visiting our mates' new twins (aah) but mister is sick
Fancy going to the beach?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# YEH!
I'm going to Brighton in September
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Ooh I love Brighton
It's just so gay!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# heheheh
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Where do we go now?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)
# haha grand.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Something about Leah Betts?
I'm fucking clueless
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)
# It's all gone a bit odd. Shakespeare is really Patrick Stewart, who is a dreaming time traveller...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Fantastic! How very random
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# hello you big bald bastard
hows the seaside by you?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I dont know why i like it so much
but I do
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# yay i love your strip
it reminds me the weekends nearly here
and it is always woo as well
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Oo, I like that it works that way :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)
# it is good
and speaking of weekends, where's my newsletter?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:25, archived)
# eF! Ay! Bee you ell!
oh! you! eS!

Fabulous
Fabulous~Fabulous

fa fa fa Fabulous
oh you es!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# love his shoes
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# ya big gheyer!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)
# o_O
how very dare you
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)
# love YOUR shoes!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Woo!
*clicks*


I like this comic.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# yay! :)
I love your comic with my eyes. And my brain stem.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# It loves you back
in your brain stem. Twice.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)
# hahah
nice
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)
# THUPER!
GAAAAH!
It's the Day of the idiots here and as soon as I finally sit down to have some lunch as I'm famished, two idiots turn up for a room and they've not even bothered to check their online booking!
I would have quite happily given them a room for 10/8/10 when they'd actually booked!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)
# 'ning sir
how are you?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)
# I'm
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Thanks for asking:P
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Maybe they are confused time travellers?
Although they are probably just a bit dim.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I'm sorry but if you're travelling
Then you double check your itinerary!!!

I was phoning around for them and the idiot kept leaning on the back of my chair and asking questions to me when I was trying to hear the person on the sodding phone!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# brilliant
im enjoying these immensely! *click*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Primal scream....
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)
# haha!
needs a downtown background :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
# ooh I got this
have a click
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
# DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS?
Lest we forget
b3ta.com/board/7498222

Great, let's bury it then.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
# who cares
i'm sure he got the message

(the message being if you want lots of replies and attention, post huge nsfw pictures)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# People make mistakes
At least he linked it eventually

EDIT: Don't go all quiet on us now. Just cut some slack that's all.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# So the guy made a mistake and moved on
If he does it again, he will deserve the dry bumming that will be due to him.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Haha, dry bumming is a fantastic phrase!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)
# It's a small, safe for work pic, he's learnt his lesson!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# is it high horse friday?

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Ooh I hope so
*Catherine the Greats*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I love high horses
best of all the doped up animals
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I prefer low ponies, but that's another story altogether
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# About this time of the evening
I like to paint quite a high fox
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)
# ROUND 'EM UP ROLL 'EM OUT
RAWHIDE!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] cross those arms
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# too fast for me
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# its roughly in time to its music
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:10, archived)
#
rebus?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# darts yew otter gee fight dart bees' arses
*sings along*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)
# close also!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *duets*
/power ballards
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# bee
fight
darts
taxus bacata?
otter with a g
fight
darts

*confused*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
# mushroom has identified the dart player - but what's his nickname?
Debbilgrrl has identified the tree
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:13, archived)
# THE POWER!

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# "The Sinister Cocknocker"
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# that should so be someones nickname!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Perhaps "I" could become that cocknocker
I hear my destiny calling....
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# the power yew otter g fight the power that
you oughtta fight the power that be?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# g-otter
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# fight the power!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# You gotta fight ..
somehing be fight something?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# you (yew) gotta (g otter) fight... something?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# ..for ur right! to party!
haha

*partying*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# fight
the power
you
g otta(aer)
fight
the power
that be(e)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)
# yay
you win first go in my special lucky-dip
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# woo
*dips*
it's small and smooth
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)
# it'll get bigger
just keep pulling on it
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] isn't that cute


sorry, file is huge, click image for better version... hope it's not nswf?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)
# This hurts my brain
please make it stop
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)
# wtf?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)
# That's kinda funny
And it isn't NSFW because it isn't porn, just natural nudity.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:02, archived)
# It's a statue
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# A full frontal picture of a fully nude human wouldn't be very SFW
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:04, archived)
# But he's not a human is he?
He's a fucking rock.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Yes I know
That's a statue of a human - I'm agreeing with you. "natural nudity" isn't SFW - Statues are.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Oh good.
*links arms with Dixon*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# what about a statue of a big veiny cock?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Send me a photo and I'll give you an opinion
:D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)
# That too is a fucking rock.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# the best kind
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# tie me up and i'll confess,
the thousand ways that make you statuesque!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:04, archived)
# *PING*
Pance Begone!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:04, archived)
# natural nudity isn't allowed either
unless its the ones that go on the front page.
Just as long as it isn't disguised as a monument.
:)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Oh no
Bad memories.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# YOUR PICTURE WAS A NOB AN ERECT NOB AN ERECT NOB WITH A BIT OF STEEL THROUGH IT
CLIMB OFF YOUR FUCKING HIGH HORSE
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# and drink your milk??
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# your high milk

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Two nobs?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# hahahahaha!
^that
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# calm down dear, it's only the internet
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# it wasn't ashally
I just rotated the image to make it upright ;D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)
# oh that's my WHOLE argument ruined...
actually, no it's not, your picture was a nob with a bit of steel through it, the other picture was a character from a computer game that when you had a real look at it, LOL A NOB. If I walked from a few feet to the picture as far as I'd be aware it's an odd picture of mario, had I done the same with yours I'd have said "a willy!"
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
# There was one of Bungle with a knob also
*fwaps at the memory*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I didn't see that one.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# It was on the Front page at the time!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I don't look at the front page that often.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)
# It's in M3's profile
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)
# haha loved that one
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)
# When it's tits, it's usually fine
If there's a suggestion of a nob, the board has a mass prolapse
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Not with me it's not as well you know
I used to spazz back carefully first thing in the morning due to all the tit-related posts.
Until I put markp0rter on ignore.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)
# yes - me too
Late Night Asians was a pile of cheap wank.

and by "usually fine" I was talking about the board in general
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)
# It's all about perosnal opinion though
you think Mario was fine and I assume that you must have found Bungles bollocks fine too.

Personally I thought they were far worse. End of. Never mind. Move along.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# !
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *holds toasty back*
he's not worth it mate,
not worth it!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# who's a bitter lemon then

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# this /\ witha cockring
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)
# that's why I put the smiley face on it, because I knew someone would kick off
congrats GoS, you win the prize
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)
# ahhh but you brought it up again

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# oh great, I hope it's something nice.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# it's....
.......
...................
..........................GUNS!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# you, I love you
I was rereading all of the frog fucks granny stuff

and laughing my tits off :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Is it the manly love between two men who can never touch
or can we actually have bumsex

Bagsy I'm "stone"
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
I'll think about it, son.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# don't start that again :p
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# ha
haha!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:02, archived)
# eh?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# What the hell is going on here?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# if you find out
could you let me know please?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# look at the number
on the finger
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)
# 20
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I keep blinking
Damn my reflex system
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Done that
So wtf is going on?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# shouldn't really be that *hard*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# are you talking to yourself?
*steps away slightly*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Is that an extra bellybutton you got there?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)
# no
It's my anus
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)
# 20 we told you already
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# it disappears
what then?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# that song
was #1 in 1994 or so in the us
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# great stuff
what the fuck is that red thing. i love it
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# is there a "hide compo enteries" button?
i'm bored of RIS crispies :(
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)
# heh
now i'm hungry
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Seconded.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:13, archived)
# not yet
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# ^ this with bells
B3ta we love charades

Next week: Bingo.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Well I never!

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# So are you going to tell us or not?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)
# i thought i posted enough giveaways
but here comes another one - the songtitle had to be changed because it was, let's say, nsfw
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# u all too slow here
20 fingers - short dick man
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# bloody paint














(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I fucking love it!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)
# HULL!
NOW!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)
# i still think she's a computer generated hoax
you can see the join in her eye... mismatched polygons etc
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)
# I lost my pen yesterday. Can I go and meet the Pope please?,
also a trip to Disneyland would be nice.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# yes simply break in, say hello mr pope, have you seen my pen?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Poly gon as well?
How many people have disappeared in this case?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# so many missing parrots...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Like Osama Bin Laden
Doesn't exist, except inside CIA computers.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# if you remove the beard and wobbly hat, you can clearly see its les dennis swigging beer
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:02, archived)
# sniffer dog needs more top hat!
:D

ha ha! woo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:02, archived)
# you're not wrong
:D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Hey, the McCanns may be a lot of things, but they are not child murderers
They might be bad parents, they may be self centred pissheads, they may be media whores, the may be child murderers, but they are definitely not communists.

So there.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:04, archived)
# if we murdered more children it wouldn't seem so bad
seems like an obvious solution to me
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Start with the little bastard next door to my parents
nasty little fuck-pig. His mother is a teacher, useless bitch.

Is it so wrong to want to beat up a 10 year old boy, especially one who knows he is untouchable in the eyes of the law.

Gah.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)
# haha!
its funny cos they did it!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# jesus christ on a stick
bahahahahahah
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)
# did you just post these on another forum
...or just steal them?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Mu Mu! Mu Mu!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)
# hah
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:52, archived)
# KLF biatches
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:52, archived)
# haha braw :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)
# win

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:54, archived)
# All aboard, all aboard, a-woah-ho
woo woo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:57, archived)
# S ~ EXPRESS!!

/old schools
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# TUNE!
although Hey Music Lover was even better
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Yes indeed
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)
# i loved that song
*dances round the office waving arms*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I GOT THE HOTS FOR YOU
do do do, dah dah do dah dah
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# guess the clock should read
3am
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Shouldn't that train leave ...
at 3 a.m. (Eternal)

Uuuuurrgh, my brain's wet.

How rude: woo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# FECK !
back to the 'Shop
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I fucking love the KLF me

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] er

Don't worry. He'll rescue her right after the solo.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)
#
Queen Mother on the railway tracks,
with her daughter watching on
someone prancing about in the background,
while a train approaches.
In black and white.

Under my umberellah hellah hellah hey hey
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)
# psst
filename
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)
# bring your daughter to the slaughter?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha YES
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)
# i don't know why
but now all i can thinkg of is "don't put your daughter on the stage mrs worthington"
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:57, archived)
# woo! :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Ha ha!
Socky brawness! :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I think I love you
/message to sock
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Oh flower of sockland
when will we see your like again...

Get to it, Prod! ;)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)
# haha :) x
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# ahh you need!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Well technically, maintaining disbelief for the moment, she's already dead.
So a knife would be overdoing things, surely.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Obviously Morrissey
"Royal on a rail, I know, I know, it's serious"
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Dynamite with a laserbeam
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Guaranteed to blow your mind
ftw!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)
# we will, we will run you over with a train
do do do do do do
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)

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