For some reasonI find this rather arousing :|
*seeks help*
(*seeks help*
chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 6:28,
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woo yeah....nice pic - to bad about my fragile sanity!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 7:44,
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Kiteen-Satellite-laser-death-ball-pong?
mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:48,
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Considered adding to this...But frankly, it's scary/amusing enough as it is...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:49,
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hahah! Mark of the nerdtaking something that was fashionable ten years ago and wearing it. Awesome.
(,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:52,
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I bought one of thise shirts for £1 years agoHe owns an internet, he can afford gold plated war memorabilia!!!
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:54,
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thats what it looks like to me ^
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:58,
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And hmmmmnggg! And hmmmmnggg! And hmmmmnggg!And hmmmmnggg! And hmmmmnggg! And hmmmmnggg! ...
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:58,
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That's what you get for eating mushrooms you found in the sewer.
hahahahaha! I went out for a few drammies with one of my mates tonight. The cunt kept letting off nasty eggy farts.
The face the ginger fud is making there is probably similar to the same face I made each time I got a wiff of my pal's eggy pump.
(The face the ginger fud is making there is probably similar to the same face I made each time I got a wiff of my pal's eggy pump.
The Duke of Prunes,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 4:10,
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hahaha - saw this tooI'm sure the producers deliberatly used the title 'web expert', as an attempt to make Rob look more like a nerd.
just out of interest - how much pay do you get for doing this sort of stuff Rob? Fair play anyway.
(just out of interest - how much pay do you get for doing this sort of stuff Rob? Fair play anyway.
knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:22,
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thank you*is incredibly bored*
earlier: more technology where you wouldn't expect it
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:38,
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earlier: more technology where you wouldn't expect it
you should turn that phone into a digital camera and make it a myspace pic
Arf!Light all looks tight. Good job.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:41,
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aah yes the banjo - best of all the instruments?it's a good one although I quite like the lute myself.
so have this, as it's been a few days :)
(,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 4:19,
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so have this, as it's been a few days :)
thats some beatie !you got there
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 4:45,
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looks like the hologram doctor dude from Voyager.
Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 4:58,
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*clicks*I like this muchly!
very nice shopping indeed :D
chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 6:31,
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Ooo, I've got that tablet.It's nice!
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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 9:24,
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I'm so sorry...
Somehow, Sean Connery singing the Divinyls just made me giggle.
The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:28,
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The sad thing is...Sean Connery has become an inside joke between my woman and me. I say to her in my besht Sean Connery accshent, "Sho, Mish Moneypenneh, would you like shome cockshuckery?" and she cracks up, and we head upstairs.
About a week or so ago I started reciting the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself" in that voice, suggestively wriggling my eyebrows and placing my fingers on my crotch, and she about pissed herself. Then, while we were standing in the kitchen I did it again, this time laying my fingers suggestively on the shelf over the sink.
Now I just need to wiggle my eyebrows and touch a shelf, and she knows what I mean...
(About a week or so ago I started reciting the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself" in that voice, suggestively wriggling my eyebrows and placing my fingers on my crotch, and she about pissed herself. Then, while we were standing in the kitchen I did it again, this time laying my fingers suggestively on the shelf over the sink.
Now I just need to wiggle my eyebrows and touch a shelf, and she knows what I mean...
The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:37,
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that you want to sex the kitchen furniture?
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:43,
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Hahahahaa!I do the sean connery thing too!
"How can you resisht my dear? I shound jusht like Sean Connery. Now shuck my cock!"
("How can you resisht my dear? I shound jusht like Sean Connery. Now shuck my cock!"
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:09,
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The hell of it is, it works......as long as you don't compare her to Mish Sharandon or Mish Shtreishand...
(No, I have no idea where that came from originally, other than Sarandon and Streisand have names with "s" in them, and they're both bog trolls.)
((No, I have no idea where that came from originally, other than Sarandon and Streisand have names with "s" in them, and they're both bog trolls.)
The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:13,
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Shuperb.A shite for shore eyesh.
:D
(:D
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:32,
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I find it curious........that your username was in purple, yet I just looked and cannot remember having seen your profile before.
Your pictures are quite memorable, I think I would remember if I saw them before.
(Your pictures are quite memorable, I think I would remember if I saw them before.
Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:58,
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That is the shexshest vershion of that song EVAH!!!
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:35,
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MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING!
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:51,
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All the others get mod edited:( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:10,
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"Jussht be careful what you sschoot at, Shome shings don't reackt too well to bulletsch!"/Red October blog
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:47,
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Your beeeeesht? Loshers alwaysh talk about their besht../The Rock
:D
(:D
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:54,
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Hogan Knows Breast (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:00,
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I've seen about 5 minutes of thatmtv is utter shite
I mean... I've sheen about 5 minutesh of that etc
(,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:02,
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I mean... I've sheen about 5 minutesh of that etc
Feel the shtag mcleodRamirez wiz ere - 1702
( Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:53,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Celebrity Afterlife"){kind=small}
"Denis, Denis, Denis. You've been a bad boy..."
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:19,
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Dennis looks like Beaker there, ahahahah (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:24,
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that did cross my mind when I was making the imagesource is the Devil's Advocate DVD cover, what the fuck is up with those hands? I only removed the text and put new heads on
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:32,
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It works very well.Dennis was still hilarious in concert though..I think it's 'No Cure For Cancer' even if he was 'influenced' by Hicks.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:34,
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I used my "No Cure For Cancer" DVD to get that still of Learyhe was doing the face you pull after downing a neat shot of whiskey
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:36,
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Yes, that whole concert makes me piss me lederhosen.Ed: You could have just used Alt+PrtSc off a YouTube vid.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:38,
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I got the No Cure on my portable video player and the audio on my mp3 playernice when it pops up during random mp3 play, but when Bill's mp3s start playing it can make me start sniggering out in public
youtube sucks balls for picture quality
(youtube sucks balls for picture quality
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:43,
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Ahhaa, oh yeah..YouTube pic quality is shyzerhave you heard Bill's 'hooligans' bit, hysterical..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP-3_jyCS9Q
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP-3_jyCS9Q
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:45,
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yes, one of my favourite bitsanother is "pussywhipped satan", you gotta imagine satan looking like South Park's satan when you listen to it
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:52,
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There's a bit in one of his concerts, I think it's 'Revelations' where he dances like Vanilla Ice having his stomach lining eaten my Satan's sperm..One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Ed: It was Mc Hammer not Vanilla
I'm offski, laters.
:D
(Ed: It was Mc Hammer not Vanilla
I'm offski, laters.
:D
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:56,
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I once loved himbut now I realise.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:25,
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Bill Hicks was fabbut I still had a wee soft spot for Leary, deep down in the cockles somewhere
( McBadger COW,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:34,
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maybe somewhere in the sub-cockle areamaybe in the liver
maybe in the kidney
maybe even in the colon, we don't know
(maybe in the kidney
maybe even in the colon, we don't know
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:39,
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as it is lateyou may have another one of my water based picytures.
Click for bigger (117KB)
I dids do an animated version, but it was too big and i fucked the optimisation and ruined it.... back to the drawing board....
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Click for bigger (117KB)
I dids do an animated version, but it was too big and i fucked the optimisation and ruined it.... back to the drawing board....
TBL I posted this on,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:18,
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Bloody hell...that's amaZing.. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:20,
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nicei made a watery pic a few days ago
:D
(:D
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:26,
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Wow-wa-wee-wah! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:29,
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nice :-)I have done loads recently....
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/31538/1186424918/nightsky1.jpg
that be another one
(www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/31538/1186424918/nightsky1.jpg
that be another one
TBL I posted this on,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:32,
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wowthats lovely - is the reflection made with a filter??
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:30,
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Top stuff Rev! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:49,
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ALL HAIL GO-RILLA!
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:18,
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He aint happy, someone stole his nana, and now he's grumping his face off..It's sad really...
:D
(:D
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:30,
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I see you making millions off of these.Four foot by six foot format.
I am way out of line, since I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Edit- I didn't post this here. What the hell?
(I am way out of line, since I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Edit- I didn't post this here. What the hell?
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:19,
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Hahahno problem, I can read it anyway :)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:22,
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i thinkive used that model before :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:29,
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She knows ALL!Woo!
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:15,
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moffdo you paint?
i mean paint with paints and stuff
(i mean paint with paints and stuff
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:17,
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No.Funny enough I was in Pearl Art Supplies today and I love pretty much everything they sell, the colours and the packaging and everything. I wouldn't have a clue what to do with any of it though. It would be like starting all over again.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:19,
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digital is all well and goodbut paint lasts a bit longer, and you can sell the stuff !
im not a brilliant painter but i sold pretty much everthing i painted with a veiw to sell, or gave it away to people i liked, just try it, you might like it,
(im not a brilliant painter but i sold pretty much everthing i painted with a veiw to sell, or gave it away to people i liked, just try it, you might like it,
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:27,
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I probably should try...perhaps I'll get around to it at some point. What do you use? Oils?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:37,
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anything you likeas long as its real !
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:51,
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Luvverly ain't he?
Click for bigger (28KB)
Something I'm working on for one of my novels.
DEVIL-SHIT! Noooooooooooooooooooooo!THE POWER OF CHRIST, COMPELS YOU!
Tis goode.
:D
(Tis goode.
:D
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:49,
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This is also my first thought. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:50,
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its the earwig arsethat upsets me.
not the poo body
(not the poo body
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:56,
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In teh bookIt's about 9 inches long and likes to burrow into people. The earwig arse is so it gets to stay on long enough to eat some tasty organs.
really must get around to finishing the book soon.
(,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:02,
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really must get around to finishing the book soon.
i find earwig arses most disturbingplease do not write about earwig arses again
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:21,
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Looks like its a good eater.Horrific.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:50,
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i found you a CraigsList dream date(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:24,
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The only observation I might make is...She'd better like gags.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:29,
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/
Seams ok.:)
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:27,
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gahhad a nightmare doing the left outsidey bits, but thought fuck it, I've seen worse better
( McBadger COW,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:29,
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Better than my efforts. Tis all goode phun.:D
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:30,
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ayebut there be some talented bastads on b3ta these days!
( McBadger COW,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:33,
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So?My neighbour is a better juggler than me..doesn't stop me from trying.
:D
(:D
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:34,
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how dyou kill a circus?go fer the juggler
sorry that just reappeared in my head and the pain of it was too big not to share
(,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:36,
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sorry that just reappeared in my head and the pain of it was too big not to share
You have done a great thing here tonight. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:37,
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*fears*G'night!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:36,
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Hooot-hoootGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-HOOT!:d
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:37,
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its very goodi heard that a lot of animashers use the heal tool to help connect bits and bobs! :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:43,
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LEVEL UP!Exp 1200
:D
(:D
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:44,
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From where I'm sittingthe phrase "in the real world" is pretty meaningless.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:24,
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I love the clone and blur toolsbut I'll give that a go, cheers!
'edit' woo! after only 5 mins of fiddling, just using that made a difference!
('edit' woo! after only 5 mins of fiddling, just using that made a difference!
McBadger COW,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:44,
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And don't forget cheating too.Pick the right sources and it's a doddle.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:47,
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BUMBLE-WABBIT!Yes!
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:48,
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i tend to concentrate more on the hue and saturationthen its contrast and for the shade i use higlight midtone and shadow variaitons in each of the colour spectrum.
After that im to tried to fuck about smudging lines and stuff :(
(After that im to tried to fuck about smudging lines and stuff :(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:48,
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ayehue and sat was great for getting a good colour, it's just the seams that take the effort!
( McBadger COW,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:49,
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yeah but take a section like the mouth if it doesnt match the backgroundsometimes its just simple saturation
the hair on the face dint look normal at all without the separate hue for the mouth.
mine are pretty shit when you put them next to a prodigy. the line is not where you think it is. its marked off here with a shift in saturation look closely at the neck
(the hair on the face dint look normal at all without the separate hue for the mouth.
mine are pretty shit when you put them next to a prodigy. the line is not where you think it is. its marked off here with a shift in saturation look closely at the neck
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:58,
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heh nice
not wanting saturation to be forgotten this is what it can do to lines if the human eye is doing most of the work for you.
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:03,
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if you take a part say under the chinyou can fade it i did that in two blocks
img174.imageshack.us/img174/270/bearheadly6.jpg
(img174.imageshack.us/img174/270/bearheadly6.jpg
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:16,
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well it didnt work the first time I posted it
but who knows, perhaps
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:44,
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thats superblooks like he just woke up
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:07,
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That ora pile of very peculiar smelling guano...
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:24,
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REV!*hugs*
How you going fella?
Edit: Ooh, I like her socks/tights, very Labyrinth
(How you going fella?
Edit: Ooh, I like her socks/tights, very Labyrinth
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:17,
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morning missy!i'm not bad ta! Hows r you???
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:20,
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I'm all of the great :)And going to bed soon, and getting up stupidly early for reasons I actually want to!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:22,
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Shut up and go warm the bed up for melooove yoooou
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:24,
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yeah me tooalthough i spent most of the evening asleep :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:23,
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ARRRRRGGGGGGGhhhhh, my cock!:D
Excellent as ever.
(Excellent as ever.
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:18,
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i'm really pooat hands and faces - these came out better than normal :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:35,
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That tis lully - Woo!I thought you typed Chump. (from a quick glance at the header.)
Have him anyway...
(Have him anyway...
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:22,
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hehheeechump man bear! goota love him (if you like it or not) :o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:36,
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looks like the wicked child has to say forty hail maryson her knees, before she can get her face back.
woo :-)
(woo :-)
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:27,
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heheheyes - i had problems with her face. so i jsut left it off! :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:36,
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ahoy revyou're on late!
have a woo
(have a woo
Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:28,
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wooTa muchly! :D yeah i slept for most of the evening - so now i'm making up for it! :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:40,
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This is woobut I is very drunk.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:34,
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thank ya siri am very much impressed by your gandalf in your profile :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:41,
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thankeeVEary kind of you. i've tried to match it wuith new vectiores recently but don't seem to fave the patience anymore.
anyway its not as good as your work!!
(anyway its not as good as your work!!
The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:49,
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thanksthe blade took a while - looks a bit disjointed though!
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 2:28,
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I keep waiting for this to animate. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:14,
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Oi, that nearly knocked my cider over!Fancy going to bed sometime? =)
I REGRET NOTHING...ok then
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:18,
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I wonderI wonder how massive that could get with the help of the ball lifter...
I also wonder why I'm wondering such thoughts...
(,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:21,
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I also wonder why I'm wondering such thoughts...
He could probably just stick a bigger prop down his pants? Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:23,
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why is there alien abortion going on'twixt silvery spacemen style 'thights'?(thigh/tights alloy)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:26,
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^thisTJ: with apologies to MrRee and inspired by Tahkcalb ( b3ta.com/board/7524393 )
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:16,
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My God, it's full of Tzars!:D
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:19,
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YES!*ties you to old radiator*
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:24,
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2nd vector imageMy other housemate wanted one too
Sorry, I don't have any nude ones of her ;)
(,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:10,
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Sorry, I don't have any nude ones of her ;)
Wood.Ed: Her hand looks a little bulbous though.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:13,
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I noticed once I stopped looking at her eyes and moobies.:D
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:20,
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Suppose I could...... not sure she'd approve. "Kill me" and "painfully" are words that come to mind. Bless her.
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:18,
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Yeah. It'd be worth it though Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:20,
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HAHAHA - Woo!!!*clicks hard
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:09,
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WINNER.88
Ed: The animation on the gates is particularly lubberly.
(Ed: The animation on the gates is particularly lubberly.
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:09,
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Splatteringly good show!Again!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:11,
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One loves this*clicks*
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:12,
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I love the way his buttonhole & kerchief swap sides with each phrase.I hope that happens to me in the afterlife.
Edit: good blood. Clicked.
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:30,
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Edit: good blood. Clicked.
Mmmmm, poochie. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:05,
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HMV eats dogs!Woo!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:08,
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just a thing
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:57,
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I want to go through that door! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:58,
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Do you have your gravity boots? (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:59,
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Yep! all ready and waiting to go. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:59,
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Ok, smoking or non-smoking? (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:00,
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Ta, your vector is class. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:59,
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Thankyou*Points to reply down there*
I have a few more on my profile, getting right into it.
:D
(I have a few more on my profile, getting right into it.
:D
XLVII .uk,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:02,
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The force is strong with this one.. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:04,
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SPACE!!!!At your doorstep. Only 9.95 per week.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:59,
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With free balloons for the kids. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:01,
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It is rather drafty. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:02,
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hooray!edit; you could have a few random objects/people floating past :)
have the newest result of my boredom
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:00,
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have the newest result of my boredom
That Jeff, he's a one.Ed: Good idea, tis a little plain.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:03,
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Hahah, you numptyThat's great
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:07,
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And with this lovely stuffI shall bid you all goodnight.
Goodnight!
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:00,
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Goodnight!
Toodle pip. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:04,
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No reason really...
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:51,
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ARGH! the all seeing eye-dog! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:57,
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I really like this. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:06,
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Don't let them share a sausage! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:56,
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I'd love to see one mouth pukingwhile the other one swallows it
liek some kind of ornamental perpetual puke fountain
(liek some kind of ornamental perpetual puke fountain
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:56,
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Have a NSW state premier...
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:07,
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THAT CAN'T FUCKING MAKE THE TRAINS RUN ON TIME. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:08,
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Fucking hell.You're hurting my Sunday!
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:07,
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Elvis made betterer
I think, I'm not sure
Check my profile or Deviant for previous version if you wanna.
I have changed a fair bit
XLVII .uk,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:41,
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A friend of mine got married in Vegas by an Elvis impersonator a week or two agoA bunch of us watched it on a webcam at about 10:30 in the morning (our time).
It was a rather surreal sunday morning.
(It was a rather surreal sunday morning.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:43,
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I was talking to a colleague yesterdaywho had done the same, he had the same opinion.
I just think it's weird.
(I just think it's weird.
XLVII .uk,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:46,
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It only took 10 minutes, they both had huge "was that it?" expressions on their faces at the end.I think Elvis picked up on it and sang "I can't help falling in love with you" and let them dance around for a few minutes.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:49,
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PffftI bet he was bad too.
There's so many of them, there must be some right bad ones.
(There's so many of them, there must be some right bad ones.
XLVII .uk,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:55,
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He was pretty good, as far a elvis impersonators go.Instead of saying "I do", they both had to say "Uh-huh huh".
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:02,
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'Ning Gronky indeed! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:52,
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I can understand that!I've done some stuff tonight that won't have taken anywhere near as long as that must have done, and I'm sick of the sight of them already!
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:48,
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I will go look nowThis should not have taken the time it has, I think I'm too fussy really pfft.
( XLVII .uk,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:57,
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I like your penguin, have you posted the other thing yet?
( XLVII .uk,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 1:15,
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The Burgerking himself! wooGnite b3ta!
(
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:48,
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nite nitesdream about stos :)
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:52,
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G'night DixonI'm off to bed soon too, I'm hoping to dream of boobies
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:56,
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I endorse this fluffy post and shall do the same, night b3ta :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:58,
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That am woo!
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:53,
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Nice work.I like your sig on it too.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:53,
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I was making a batch last night.
Just a sketch.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:42,
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Poundland - a shop of wonder, chavsbut more importantly, Chuck Norris films
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:44,
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Poundsand is my invented Mock-BrandMakers of such fine products as:
Un-Suck Cream, ClueStic, and many more including...
(Un-Suck Cream, ClueStic, and many more including...
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:51,
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The really scary partis he was expressing an opinion on polyphonic ringtones at the time!
(,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:34,
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I would have thought he was on about 'vibrate' mode.Go figure.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:36,
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Kill it hard! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:41,
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I find this disturbingSo I think I shall go to bed and continue reading Vesuvius Club
(,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:41,
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You bugger!Watching crap like the "Most Annoying Moments in Pop on a Saturday Night"
...cough...
I was only watching it for the genius that is Chris Cowley.
...cough...
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Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:49,
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...cough...
I was only watching it for the genius that is Chris Cowley.
...cough...
'Twas stuck in my head. This took me alot longer than it seems, too.
ClanSoul,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:31,
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