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oh he's so silly

(MrAnderson, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:20, archived)

how rude of me. Woo! to your picture!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:29, archived)

GURN, BABY, GURN

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Shiksa, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:35, archived)

LIKE A HAUSS ON FAH.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:39, archived)

Good.. GOD..

ITS HIDEOUS.

woo

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Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:37, archived)

GURGE DUBYA IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:38, archived)

drunk again?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:43, archived)

I'm waiting for it to tick past midday first

16 minutes to go.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:44, archived)

OK HERE WE GO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 3:00, archived)

HIP HOP HOORAY, HO

HIP HOP HOORAY, HO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 3:03, archived)

LET ME SEE THOSE FUCKING HANDS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING AIR

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 3:36, archived)

AGUA!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 3:44, archived)

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 3:44, archived)

The Bushster...AKA...Ragtime Billy Peaches

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:45, archived)

ahhhahhah!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:47, archived)

AKA "that damn monkey".

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 3:08, archived)

Smokin' da boosh . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 3:14, archived)

Bush? Why, heads only, I dare say!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 5:03, archived)

Sir Isaac Newton, Inventor of gravity

Click for bigger (72KB)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:19, archived)

he's so goddamn HAPPY

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Shada, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:26, archived)

I wonder what it was like before gravity was invented...

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Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:37, archived)

THERMODYNAMICS?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:38, archived)

hahhahahha!

I love Brandow.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:40, archived)

INSTEAD OF "SMILE" OR "CHEESE" THAT PHOTOGRAPHER MUST HAVE BEEN ALL LIKE "GOATSE" OR SOMETHING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:43, archived)

"Look at me as though you just realised you ate a dead man's shit last week"

"It's all digested now, you can't exactly spit it out".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:45, archived)

a relative of chump, i think.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 7:00, archived)

Name that famous person:

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:00, archived)

Tiger Woods

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)

I can't see him,

but I reckon he's going to look like a Barnsworth, so I'll name him that.

edit: I can see it now! Still Barnsworth.
Or possibly Potsworth.
And company.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:02, archived)

Michael Cane.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:02, archived)

Derunt Levvine

SHARKETGYRD

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Shada, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:03, archived)

Roy Scheider

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:04, archived)

Judging from the swing

it's Greg "Great White Shark" Norman.

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:09, archived)

WINNAR!!!!!111one

And a big thankyou to everyone else for making me laugh with your silly replies.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:26, archived)

he may have had the flashiest clothes

in the hostel queue but there was no escaping
the fact that Ralph was a FUCKING BUM!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:55, archived)

Eeek ..

A radio active tramp ...!!!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:58, archived)

Funkeh!

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Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:58, archived)

tramflamplap

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:58, archived)

Yeah but he's a DISCO bum

Thats pretty cool

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:02, archived)

Yay for flashy dressers!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 3:06, archived)

fucking bumfucking bum!

i want three.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 7:20, archived)

Of a picture my friend drew of a comic character.

innit.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Origional, well, the one my friend drew, here

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Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:52, archived)

I likey

like a badass harry potter hater.

I'LL GET EVERY LAST BROOM IF IT KILLS ME...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:55, archived)

hehe

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Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:58, archived)

This is really good.

Best thing I've seen, of yours, in my opinion :)

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:56, archived)

Thank you :D

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Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:57, archived)

Very nice indeed........

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:59, archived)

where we're going we don't need brooms

woo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:23, archived)

Missed the bee-wagon last night..

But I'll be damned if I'm going to be creative at 1am.

perhaps bindun at some point...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:28, archived)

Well I haven't seen it,

even if it has been done

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)

If I never hear a bee pun again

I shall cry.

They are fast beecoming one of my favourites =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)

You're pollen my leg

/in no mood to think

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:31, archived)

I like

Perhaps you would BEE in the mood later HONEY.

I'll stop, this is clearly not the best time...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)

It's fine,

b3ta is for funny stuffs AIDS LOL
and I'm being all serious and love-depressed

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:33, archived)

Thats a bit of a blow =[

I wish I had an awesome picture to post here to make you shit with laughter, but I've not been shopping long enough..

/b3ta noob blog

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:34, archived)

I'll get over it some time

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:35, archived)

DAMN RIGHT

Until then, breakdance your troubles away

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:36, archived)

The only thing I'd break is my neck

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:37, archived)

This will have to do...

I'm in a bee mood now..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:52, archived)

Hehe.

I like it.
I like pineapples too.
They are both great.

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Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)

Afankoo

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:31, archived)

beeees

making honey taste better

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)

Nice!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:43, archived)

arf!

so what's the solar panel & wind turbine for, just lighting up that sign at night ?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:46, archived)

BEES CAN FLAP!

YAY!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)

BUT CAN FLAP BEE?

existentialist question, seriously... can anyone really.. BE.. these days?

it seems as if identity is being lost as social conformity seems to dictate........

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:54, archived)

I FUCKING AM.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)

A quick sketch of yours truly

because I'm in that mood.

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:25, archived)

Whats up?

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Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:26, archived)

I'm thinking of leaving my grillfiend

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:27, archived)

She hasn't talked to me for almost a week,

she's vanished off the face of the earth.
And I feel guilty thinking of other girls, I know I shouldn't feel bad about it as I do, after all, have a penis, but I don't know who I like and who I don't, and I'm getting way in over my head here

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:31, archived)

You think too much about boring things

Think less.

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Shada, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:33, archived)

You're spot on,

but I can't not think - it's kind of a habit

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:33, archived)

Play World of warcraft.

It kindof sucks out everything you ever knew, and replaces it with the best places to grind for epic loot.
Hence why i quit.

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Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:37, archived)

No cash :P

If I had money, I'd get Guild Wars

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:37, archived)

forget that, sign up for the pirates of the burning sea beta!

it has pirates and everything, and it'd be free! everyone wins

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:39, archived)

Except my cousins have Guild Wars...

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:40, archived)

i played it,

i thought it was pretty bad

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:40, archived)

^that too.

but they don't have the same mind sucking power as WOW

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Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:41, archived)

i played WOW for a while, not spectacular really

when you realise the "quests" are basically all just kill 20 *generic bad guy monster thing #73* it gets a little shit. An PotBS is still under NDA so no-one legally knows how good that is yet. but i have high hopes

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:47, archived)

^THAT.

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Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:41, archived)

Damn :(

No phone / email / can't you go to her house?
I remember the same happened with my ex. She randomly re appeared after 2 weeks and didn't tell me anything.

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Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:34, archived)

I'm scared by the word 'ex' used in that circumstance.

I'd visit if I was Jesus and able to walk over the Atlantic Ocean.
I'm just worried she's with some random yank.

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:37, archived)

ah :(

Not good. It'll be fine.
Maybe her comps broke or something?

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Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:39, archived)

I'm hoping

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:40, archived)

*hugs*

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Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:45, archived)

If it makes you feel any better,

I'm a random yank and I'm not with her.

(RIS, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 3:08, archived)

Silly monogamists.

/ac /ac

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:24, archived)

i'd like to give you helpful advice but

i can't stop looking at the word grillfiend.
but on a more serious note i agree with the hedgehog

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:35, archived)

I like the word 'grillfiend'

The grill your heart and...fiend on it. :S

Yeah, I agree too, but she's just so...I don't know, I really don't...

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:39, archived)

George Foreman is my grillfriend

but I can't really think of anything useful to say that hasn't been said already.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:46, archived)

WHEN I LIKE A GIRL THIS MUCH, I WRITE MY NAME ON HER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:48, archived)

i'm so proud of her, i put my face on her

/edit: got confused with leningrads(or was it GMoS?) facial burn victim grill image *spazzes*

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:50, archived)

WITH A KNIFE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:15, archived)

HEY KID, WANNA MAKE SOME MONEY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:42, archived)

DICKPENIS PLC IS ALWAYS HIRING.

THERE ARE MANY INTERESTING AND CHALLENGING POSITIONS AVAILABLE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:40, archived)

MOSTLY IN THE METH DEPARTMENT, BUT THERE MAY BE OPPORTUNITIES TO MOVE INTO BUTTPROSTITUTING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:56, archived)

have any apples fallen on your head recently?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:27, archived)

It feels like it

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:27, archived)

I like how the hair

Makes you look like a barrister =]

But the face is too sad..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)

That's because I'm distressed

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)

I'd prefer it

if you were dis-dressed...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:33, archived)

Would it be

Okay if I said Hey ASL to you?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)

15/m/cornwall

/no mood to argue

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)

Kewl babe, wnt 2 cyba?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:31, archived)

Fine

*grabs ur ass slaps ur face bob's ur uncle*

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:34, archived)

I came

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:34, archived)

I saw

and I left

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:35, archived)

seconded

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:36, archived)

*Wipes*

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:39, archived)

thirded

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:40, archived)

Fourthed?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:44, archived)

That reminds me of an animation

in which two people had a staring contest.
I can't remember what it was though and that makes me unhappy.

edit: how rude of me. WOO! as well, because I like the picture.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:44, archived)

Yeah, well your sig reminds me of SZS

which reminds me that it's taking forever to be subbed

which reminds me that fakesubs were put up recently which made me do a :(

which reminds me of hate.

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Shada, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:45, archived)

Hah! I saw that.

I always wait for scarywater though, just to be sure.
Which reminds me, I should take a look at the new raws for zomgvector material.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:48, archived)

It appeared in my RSS feed. I went WOAH SUBS

but all that happened was "j/k lol" :(

I don't think I could handle watching raws. My mind would melt, and then watching the subs later would just be all "Oh, so that's what that scene was all about" and no actual laughing.

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Shada, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:51, archived)

A bit, but it depends on the episode.

The new one is very talky so I didn't understand any of it.
Having said that, there's enough visual gags for it to be preferable to still being on episode five.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:54, archived)

I think it was on big train.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:45, archived)

Ooh, you might be right...

I thank your marvellous face.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:46, archived)

A quick sketch of yours truly..??

I didn't know Robert Plant was a b3ta member .....!!!!... nicely sketched....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:45, archived)

I was thinking that as I was doing it

Hair too long, methinks

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:58, archived)

Hehe......

Not in his early days......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:00, archived)

I meant mine

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:02, archived)

MMMmmm yes in that case I agree....

Hide the lengh of it with a snake...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:09, archived)

SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY

Hey, it kept me from killing myself when I was a kid.
Also, you think you feel bad now?
MUCH WORSE THINGS WILL HAPPEN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:47, archived)

THIS IS ONLY THE TIP OF THE SHIT-ICEBERG.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 5:58, archived)

Jamie.......

(ChimpRubber, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:23, archived)

oh jamie, you and your surface to air missile related japes!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:25, archived)

Dear Bloop

As it is so quiet I would like to take this chance to say that the octopus you made a while back was awesome. This is not to detract from your other works which are usually excellent, but I am very fond of the octopus with maracas.

Yours Truely

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:28, archived)

well thank you

that was a long time ago,

please tell me if you have any suggestions for more.

but until then:

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)

Maybe some other thing that has alot of legs and maracas.

A spider with a sunny disposition?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:31, archived)

hmmm, I'm not sure if I should venture into spider territory

It would be nice if he could be part of a band though.
I've made a piano playing version if you haven't seen.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:34, archived)

I'm not sure I have!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:36, archived)

that's because I'm imagining things.

I could have sworn I did, but I must be thinking of the computer keyboard one I made:

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:38, archived)

Hell YES!

Crunch those numbers my aquatic friend

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:43, archived)

An octupus drummer

Would rule me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:38, archived)

that would be good

it would take me a while, but I'll try it

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:44, archived)

i will sex you if its good enough

or if you pay me 14 of your english pence

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:02, archived)

I love these.

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Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)

Hell YES!

I feel like I'm in Mexico

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)

Jaime les chateux

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:26, archived)

ahhhahhhahhah.

First time I've laughed at that mockney cunt in years.

Woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:41, archived)

Do you get him down under as well..??

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:50, archived)

'fraid so.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:07, archived)

Ow dear.....

Sorry mate ....but we in the UK had to suffer "The bush tucker man" if that takes the sting out of it..!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:14, archived)

Haha... excellent ...

And welcome....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:41, archived)

Like the veggie?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:43, archived)

Yes like the veggie.....

It's Jamie Oliver a UK TV cheff....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:03, archived)

I like to live in the forest.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:11, archived)

Indeed.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:13, archived)

Airwolf.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:13, archived)

Dammit!

I'll have its theme tune in my head for hours now!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)

swap it out for Blue Thunder

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuthRu8VLuc

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:17, archived)

byom badeep da dyom badeep ba dyomeedyomeedomeedyomeedyowm

I found an airwolf vs kitt video someone had made, i was going to post it, but it wasn't very funny, or entertaining

but here it is anyway
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=K7QtJ9pA9o0

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:18, archived)

FUCK YES.

That was AWESOME.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:42, archived)

ha!

i see your airwolf and raise you 1 teenwolf

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:20, archived)

I see your Teen Wolf

and raise you Teen Witch

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:22, archived)

I combine your airwolf, teenwolf and teen witch into one giant teenairwitchwolf.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:24, archived)

oh shit

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:27, archived)

YES

*clickety*

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:13, archived)

nice username :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:14, archived)

Thanks

It came from my mind

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:16, archived)

^^^

mcgiver

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:28, archived)

rim.

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d d, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:13, archived)

woah,

I need to get the oreo dessert pizza at dominoes.

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d d, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:17, archived)

where do you get those pizzas from in your photos?

they look terrible!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:19, archived)

wall street pizza

pizza place named after a charlie sheen film.

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d d, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:21, archived)

oh yeah

i still need to check out hotshots

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:22, archived)

*click*

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:13, archived)

phwoar

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:14, archived)

Ferocious stuff indeed!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)

I was 16 at the time.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:17, archived)

LIAR

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:27, archived)

sex

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)

Hahahaha

They're a thing to be feared

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:18, archived)

I love you.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:21, archived)

No I love YOU

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:23, archived)

*Weds*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:33, archived)

Ace

*buys pretty dress and cake*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:36, archived)

*sleeps with manky hooker and gets tied to a lampost*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:38, archived)

THIS ISNT WHAT I DREAMT OF

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:42, archived)

I'm laughing on the outside

but inside is a burning volcano of pain.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:45, archived)

You could toast marshmallows on that

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:46, archived)

I think it's heartburn.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:49, archived)

I'm confiscating all gaviscon.

For the greater good.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:52, archived)

*suffers*

*has epiphany*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:14, archived)

*thumbs up*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:25, archived)

that's great

woo!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:27, archived)

Blimey, hello stranger!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:28, archived)

hello

I'm being played on radio 3 in 3 minutes!!!!

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:30, archived)

*tunes in*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:31, archived)

I'm on after this nice string quartet stuff

for 3 mins

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:32, archived)

Right now?

*soothes out*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:35, archived)

hurrah

fame at last! I had no idea I was on till I saw my name in radio times 3 days ago

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:38, archived)

Ha excellent

And very lovely too, I must say, well done you.

(As is whats playing right now. I'm close to happy sleepytimes)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:41, archived)

dead happy to be on this programme

it rocks, and as I wrote the track, I should get a nice prs cheque too

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:44, archived)

Hurrah!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:45, archived)

wow.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:32, archived)

Yep

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:33, archived)

CITRIS

This is all of the grateness.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:40, archived)

how rare

woo

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:26, archived)

A woo Just for you

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XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:37, archived)

Huzzah!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:40, archived)

He comes to my work place

Every time I see the plate I think of your sig

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XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:42, archived)

twisting my lemons man

call the cops!

(chippy time travel agents, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:38, archived)

What the world needs right now:

A cake with "OLD MOMMY" written on it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:49, archived)

I GOT ONE.

(

d d, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:09, archived)

Squeeze my lemon

'til the juice runs down my leg

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:01, archived)

*takes Led Zep t-shirt off*

are you watching me?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:16, archived)

splendid!

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Mousing, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:02, archived)

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:44, archived)

Holiday

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:08, archived)

What's the distaster?

Has one of them lost a leg?

(

ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:08, archived)

Shark attack

But it was probably a fake

(

Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:09, archived)

Needs more bridge and helecopter

(

ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:10, archived)

and

Magenta?

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:11, archived)

And cyan beak

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:14, archived)

Now your just

being silly

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:16, archived)

*sigh*
I'm not feeling myself..
And don't make a joke from that, now's not the time.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:22, archived)

Celebrate

*dances*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:10, archived)

*80's*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:13, archived)

THEMS WERE THE DAYS

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:19, archived)

Gorgeouys lighting...

Good quoage

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:45, archived)

Trying to get back into may arty shite:

Click for bigger (62KB)

so have a Blessed!

Edit: it's my 1/2 B3ta birthday!

(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:07, archived)

yay, happy half birthday!

have this from earlier

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:14, archived)

Gert Lush.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)

Like the back ground.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:45, archived)

Any kind of monkeys ?

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paranoiaman, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:03, archived)

Copyrighting a species is gay.

100% FACT!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:03, archived)

MICHAEL OLDFIELD AND THE SEAMONKEY TUBULAR BELLS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:05, archived)

Err

what?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:46, archived)

yep

(GiF .sig, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:00, archived)

These hurt my eyes

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:01, archived)

Yes.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:01, archived)

HARRIER ATTACK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)

Shouldn't

That be a 3 line score and then disappear!?

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..wil, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:04, archived)

time for bed b3ta. Nite nite.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

I like this! Interesting!

Like a fetish you hadn't yet thought of, LOL!

*edit* G'nite!

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..wil, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)

Nite Minky

Nicely done!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:00, archived)

Night sir!

(

ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:00, archived)

Come on,

Let's fist again

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:01, archived)

She is very short and has big sloppy breasts.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:01, archived)

and they've turned bright red.

(

d d, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)

cor!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)

I have a feeling

somebody is going to do something rude with that.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:03, archived)

Cor!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:45, archived)

Has anyone else noticed the motel project tile doesn't quite tile? It doesn't quite line up, particularly the gutter

Well, dunno if anyone else cares, but this bothered me, so I made slight alterations so it does.
Yes, I am obsessive, sorry (in fact even in this version the obvious repetition of the grass shapes bugs me a little)

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..wil, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)

I love you.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)

^This

I was hoping someone would do it so I wouldn't have to.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

LOL!

Well, not just me then...

(

..wil, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

Not if you have us two to love you...

*edges closer*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)

Well, with most b3tans one has no idea what sex they are, but happily when it comes to me it matters not!

GROUP HUG!!

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..wil, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

My Lordship is a big fat hairy man.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)

And I'm really a more than middle aged woman

named Bonnie Langford

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

*hug*

Is that a lightbulb* in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

*I carried one around in my pocket once and used that joke in a shoe shop

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)

It's

a chupa-chup! Cappuccino flavour!

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..wil, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)

Givvus a suck!

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:09, archived)

Yeah, I noticed..

but since most of us have cheerfully ripped the source apart with no real regard for tiling, what of it?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)

Indeed

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)

DAVE?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:46, archived)

MKII

52" wheel base. Modified exhaust system... *rambles*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

Remember you're a rambler,

remember you're a rambler,
remembermembermember what a dodderyoldfarart you are.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)

*forgets*

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)

mm?

*raises eyebrows questioningly*

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)

SHUT UP!

THIS IS IMPORTANT!

Who fucks a hake?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)

ICHTHYOPHILES, IMAGINABLY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)

icthyophiles, I think you will fin

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)

that's off the scale

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

Oh my cod!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)

Yeah, you're right.

Mixing up Latin and Greek in an English word's terribly poor form

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)

Ninja.

Octopi is being accepted at school as a word now, when Octopus is of Greek origin, not Latin.

I will not have my children stop anywhere shy of the full octopodes.

The teachers are Fucking cunts.

Not the octopodes, that would just be silly.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)

I got into a big fight with my kindergarted teacher because I wrote "octopuses" instead of "octopi".

I just felt like arguing, and I turned out to be right.

I like to think that this moment shaped me.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)

You were acceptably correct.

certainly octopi is indubitably wrong.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

Television!

*runs*

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..wil, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)

looks ok to me

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

happy b3tabay

(

rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

thank you rollingcabbage!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)

this is good

especially upsidedown smugman

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)

:) Thanks

I like the noose around his neck, and the use of Sturdy Girl

(

ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

I'd like to use sturdy girl.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:54, archived)

I'll tell you what I'd like to do with that pickaxe.

/ac

(

ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

SUE THEIR ASSES.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

OH HAI MY ROOM'S A COUPLE DOORS DOWN FROM YOURS

I HAVE PIZZA

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

I'M HERE FOR THE METH SALE.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)

I HOPE YOU BROUGHT PLENTY OF MONAYS

IT IS HARD TO MAKE, YOU KNOW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

MY ROOM IS UNDER ATTACK.

PLUS RAPITINUI AND HIS CATS MAKE GROSS NOISES WHEN IM TRYING TO SLEEP.

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d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)

IT IS A SYMPHONY OF LURVE.

www.gym-tutzing.de/audio/02Sommerkonzert/16.mp3

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:28, archived)

You should always reverse the grass...

flip it, so it links up with its own end

(

ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

that's filthy

but it's true, although the butterfly effect can be pretty bad, they even made a film about it.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)

Ahh good idea

But if everyone did that.....

:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

Yeah

I noticed that too

Worth putting on you reckon?

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

Yeah!

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)

as worthwhile as any, yes.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)

of course

woo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

I think it should be limited to one each actually

otherwise that idiot Dyslexic/DYSLEXIA will make it not worth visiting

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

what?

(

d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

Fuck yes.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)

Heh, I noticed

I nearly did something about it on mine, but I didn't want to seem obsessive.

Clearly it wouldn't have mattered if I did.

either way, noice *high five*

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)

IM LEANING OVER SO YOU CAN SEE MY CLEAVAGE.

(

d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

SHIT

OUT OF TISSUES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

I CAN SEE UP YOUR SKIRT`

/ac

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:46, archived)

I'M LEANING ON THE LAMPPOST ON THE CORNER OF THE STREET UNTIL A CERTIAN LITTLE LADY COMES MY WAY

I'VE GOT A THING FOR MIDGET HOOKERS YOU SEE.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)

OH ME.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)

cor

don't tell anyone, but Mofaha and I are pretending that you're a man at the moment, and not really a sexy laydee like you really are.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

I AM PUTTING THE LOTION ON MY SKIN

OR ELSE I GET THE HOSE AGAIN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

I HAVE THIS PICTURE ON MY MP3 PLAYER!

/ac

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:54, archived)

Cleaver?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

Yours doesn't tile properly either...

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)

Bloody Cowboy Builders!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)

sub and sup?

hmm

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

haha, meanie.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:54, archived)

i'm only just catching on to this whole thing

it's a brilliant idea, really

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:02, archived)

fuck

(GiF .sig, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:30, archived)

oh hai

(

Polly Carbonate, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:30, archived)

WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)

Don't blow his cover, man

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)

what

(

Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:32, archived)

is it!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:33, archived)

(GiF .sig, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:33, archived)

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

fuk

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:38, archived)

Shit, it's the cops!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)

IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)

>:3

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)

RAWR!!!!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:46, archived)

lets have another game of checkers

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

Checkmate

(

ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)

Oi! Stop trying to set fire to the board!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)

(GiF .sig, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)

(GiF .sig, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

yes!

but just make a white square and a flashing square, and build up a huge picture from them in html

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)

the audios a bit faulty

but i've been watching this since you mention teh zappa interviews on yotube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ISil7IHzxc

frank zappa \o/

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)

that's the beast.

i'm mainly impressed that he doesn't get angry at them. that guy anyway. the silly one.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)

the speccy cunt?

yeah I would've had problems not just smacking the guy in the fucking face.

repeatedly
with hammers

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)

I like the way this looks.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

Hey /board. I really need to get this off my chest.

I was 16 at the time and had only really been interested in sports. Rachel was the same age and good at math, so that evening when my parents were away at a concert, she came round to my house to help with the homework. Sitting on the bed, she spotted a soft porn mag of my father's that I had rescued from the bin. "Do you enjoy wanking?" she asked. I was shy but had to admit that I did, whereupon she asked if she could watch me do it. Surprising myself, I got my cock out, laid on the bed, and started stroking it. She watched with interest and was soon to see wads of come spurting from my dick. She carefully cleaned me up with some tissues and asked if she could touch my now sagging dick.

I had never been with a girl before and the excitement was incredible. She started to stroke me as I had done before, and within a couple of minutes I was spurting more come all over my belly. Once again she obliged with the tissues and asked if I would like to touch her. How could I refuse? She pulled her short skirt up to her waist and opened her legs, exposing her white panties. She put my hand on her crotch. I was surprised because she was very wet and I thought she had peed herself. She was obviously enjoying it with the noises she was making. After a few minutes she asked me if I wanted to do it. She removed her panties and lay on the bed with her legs wide open. She told me to climb on top and do what I read in the magazine.

Getting on top was easy, but I couldn't find her cunt with my cock. After considerable squirming and help from her hand, I was inside her. The feeling was exquisite and I couldn't help but thrust away quickly. I came again within seconds of entering her. All I wanted to do now was sleep, but she undid her blouse and lifted her tits from out of her bra and put my hands on them. Till then I had been shrinking inside her but now things were starting to happen again. My cock was hard again and I started to slowly move inside her. She insisted I leave town at once and take up lodgings with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.

As the taxi approached, heeding my beckoning whistle, I could discern the word "FRESH" emblazoned upon its license plate, and took particular note of the pair of plush novelty dice which hung from the rear-view mirror. I was a bit taken aback by these strange omens, but quickly put them out of my mind as I cheerfully called to the driver: "To Bel-Air, my good man!"

We arrived safely in Bel-Air at dusk, and as the driver came to a stop in front of the house where I was to live, I left him with the words: "Farewell, sir. Perhaps my nostrils shall delight in your aroma once more!" To be sure, it was a long journey, and as I gazed upon my estate in all its splendor, I knew once and for all that my rightful place was on the throne - as the young scion of the great and mighty kingdom of Bel-Air!

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Polly Carbonate, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)

i'm not fucking reading all that!

but thanks for the little autograph i got from freebs today

edit: and yet i read it all. fresh

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

congrats, hairy bum ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)

thank you

roll neck

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)

I was asked to sign your card but I was in Dublin 'on business'

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)

"business"?

sounds dubious.

no fret, you can do your own card if you like!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:33, archived)

Ö_o

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

Toucheth

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)

FRESH!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)

happy bloopday!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)

cheers!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)

bloopbloop

wtf is this reading stuff

(GiF .sig, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)

delicious copypasta? on MY b3ta?

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Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)

HAPPY INTERNET!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)

hiLARIOUS

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)

ha,

i bet you 'observe' women over cups of Horlicks

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)

With amazing accuracy I was asked to make something along these lines elsewhere

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)

Indeed...

(SawnOff Leg or Shotgun?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)

WASPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)

I thought so too

He's a wee scamp.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)

Ha!

I would never disguise myself as another.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)

Hahaha

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:32, archived)

I hope that came from a spam e-mail.

Otherwise google says you've been on voyeur-russian.com

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:33, archived)

voyeur-russian.com, definitely voyeur-russian.com.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)

There's only one result for "the same age and good at math"..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

And the link takes you to pictures of a sleeping girl's vagina.

No references to bel-air at all.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)

WHAT A FUCKING SWIZZ

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:46, archived)

That sounds like a fun evening.

You should write a song about it!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)

Stop being talented

its not big and its not clever.
Oh wait no, yeah sorry it is.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)

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The BrownHaze, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

oooh.... words...

You do realise this is the image board, don't you? Perhaps you could illustrate this story? Most of us are illiterate here so won't have read your tale.

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Ratsta, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:31, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 2:25, archived)

No one can say that "No Animals were harmed in the making of Shark Attack 3: The Megalodon"

For those who don't know the film... Educate yourself!

(Uhmfhshhghd, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)

Hahahaha.

Thats rather forward.
Gickr.com??

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Cae1, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)

I think it's an animation site

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

ah nice.

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Cae1, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:18, archived)

It's the website I made it on

Gickr.com is where I put the gif together, as I was having trouble getting my lil' Gif Construction set to save my Gif's properly.

As a result, it's got the little logo. Which sorta sucks but it doesn't mean it isn't worth posting.

(Uhmfhshhghd, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:18, archived)

that does indeed suck

but if they have an online gif making service that's quite cool

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)

It is pretty cool

Pretty barebones too, though. Upload a few images, click one of the predefined speeds and sizes and go.

(Uhmfhshhghd, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:21, archived)

Naa. i was just wondering what it was :)

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Cae1, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

That like sucks!
I love the cat's expression, though.

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

didn't know that... best. line. evar.

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

SMOOTH MOVE, DUDE

Nice twist on the macro!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)

Greatest film ever, fact.

Woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:32, archived)

i blame this entirely on leningrad.

he made me do it!!!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)

HAHAHAHA

"I'm on fucking fire!"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)

MORE!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)

Happy b3taday.........!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)

You can't say that!

*bans*

Woo!

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in vino veritas, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)

VERITY!

*curls round neck*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

Ooooh a married mink

Hello :D

*pets and feeds mink snacks*

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in vino veritas, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)

YAY \o/

i thought you'd gone

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)

HA HA!

after a drunken conversation on what super hero you'd most like to be I chose the Human Torch.
Who would you choose?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)

we had a conversation like that...

i said i'd want to have wings like angel...
but i was overruled. they decided i would be like gambit...
only i would throw comics instead of cards.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

Your drawings are fantastic

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

da'awwwwwww...

^_^
*blushes*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)

^much.

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Cae1, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

Dave

*i slowly raise my hat making sure you notice my new wedding ring
but i overdo it and end up scratching your cheek with it*

i'd be spiderman

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

MY FUCKING CHEEK!

I NEED THAT FOR KEEPING THE BEER IN MY FACE!
Mr Mink congratumalations on your ball and chain, I was too late to sign your card due to moving houses.

*lifts hat using sheer force of will*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)

i didn't scratch it all the way through

'tis but a flesh wound.

don't worry about it mate, i didn't cry myself to sleep wondering why you didn't sign it or anything!

and thanks for the congrats

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

SWAMP THING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)

blame is good

so is your comic title, Woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)

Those pesky fascists!

Go flame-boy!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

Why is Rik Mayall punching someone?

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:21, archived)

Haha..... yay for being on fire ....

Grand stuff......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

Where are the rest of these.... i remember them off ages ago...

all the obvious comics...

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)

Is that me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)

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