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# Hover cat gets serious...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:58, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:58, archived)
# this is pure brilliance!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:59, archived)
# hahahaha
yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:00, archived)
# If I had the patience..
Source images, and the ability to animate anything more than Hitler having a wank, I would probably have a go at a hover cat image

In the mean time, woos all round
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:01, archived)
#
hovercat psd - right click and 'Save Link As..'
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:13, archived)
# I concur (and woo to the pic :)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7613571
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:01, archived)
# hahahaha.
humor!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:02, archived)
# wowz....
stuff like this makes me wish I could decently animate...
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:02, archived)
# e'nin all

The printmeister becomes the animmeister...very woo floaty laser cat
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# haha
hover cat is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:14, archived)
# w/y/h
*clicks*
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Trying different shopping techniques


Not entirely sure this worked out as I'd envisioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Nice filters :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Ah, the only actual filter was halftone,
the rest was shopped and recoloured by hand. Was trying to go for a comic book look but fucked it up at the end. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:54, archived)
# It reminds me a bit...
of those Warhol Marilyn Monroe prints for some reason. Give him some green hair!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)
# You mean
www.b3ta.com/board/7626160 ?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I was thinking more of the Lichenstein comic things
Which means the comic look came across =]

ver' noice
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Thats the guy
I couldn't remember his name but that was the style I was going for.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:02, archived)
# It worked, thats fo' sheezy
=]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)
# It looks lully.
I'll rock star you back...
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Halftone Hotel?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Wooden 'art.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Shelvish!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:59, archived)
# rabbits always come in the hole
that's why the reproduce so fast
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:02, archived)
# this is absolutely necessary.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:03, archived)
# oh yes.
*backgrounds.

*gets fired
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# This is one of yours that I'm not going to try and recreate in real life :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# this
hahahahahahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:14, archived)
# needs more BREATS!
MORE BREATS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:15, archived)
# a fun game.

wow...i had way too much fun yesterday...
my Bestestfriendinthewholewideworld
is in town for a while so we went with our buddy Heidi down to the neighborhood bar...

after a couple drinks we got a bit bored so we started playing a game they have there.
essentially it is a little bucket full of bottlecaps on the backs of which is printed either rock,
paper or scissors. you draw out a cap and that is the choice you play. it is good fun,
but not nearly vulgar enough for our tastes.

so we changed it.

rock is now knob. scissors is vajayjay and paper is butthole.
same rules apply as the origional game, but now we can't even
get through a round without giggling manically.

try it! it is effing hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:46, archived)
# BAN THIS FILTH!*
*-or play with me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Didn't they do this on Nathan Barley?
Something like "Arse cock or minge" but with hand symbols.

Either way, awesomely childish game, PERFECT for everyone =]

woo @ pic too
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:48, archived)
# COCK MUFF BUMHOLE
"My bumhole totally just farted up your muff"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:54, archived)
# THATS the one!
I knew it was something incredibly childish and awesome.

Thankee =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Downloaded the whole series a few weeks ago
And it scares me because thats the industry I'm going into...

Peace and fucking...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Ha
I may just do the same.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# yay. any game involving knobs, vajayjays and butthols is fun per definition
I think it can still be done with hand gestures too
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:49, archived)
# it can...
and is equally hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)
# i have to think about good german translations
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Now I'm wondering if this would work with actual body parts
I don't have the full set of three though
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:52, archived)
# but could the ...
damn. there must be a way of making this work
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)
# in this web 2.0 generation
we need teh flash game™

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:52, archived)
# don't forget tagging
 

you're at it
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:54, archived)
# oh yeah man
:D

with 24 hour trans media coverage of the Knob, the Vajayjay and the Butthole

also there needs to be various marketing materials, and also plushies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:55, archived)
# and something about digging!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Reminds me of the fella in Team America
who's talking about dicks, assholes and vaginas etc etc
/if you haven't seen it then it's too hard to explain
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:52, archived)
# yeah...
the bartender came over and we explained the game to him...
he gave that speech...it was great
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:56, archived)
#
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Arf!
That's not the bar scene is it? I can remember the drunk guy ranting about it then the other fella (yeah I'm brilliant with names) vomits all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:01, archived)
# no that's the big speech at the end
there are so many great quotes from that film
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:05, archived)
# right at the end
talking to the assembled leaders of the world. Tony Blair's in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# I have a thing for you
if I can find it again...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:55, archived)
# oooooooo!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:00, archived)
# I found it!
Its a Gambit figurine.

Go here - then click on the "available" link

Fancy an art exchange?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:09, archived)
# but...surely knob beats everything.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# ha! vagina totally cuts asshole!
I WIN!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] He's quite literally Elvis the Pelvis
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:36, archived)
# That gives me flashbacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:37, archived)
# He quite literally is as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:37, archived)
# hahaha. the tailbone chin.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:43, archived)
# pfff
click
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Hahaha COCCYX CHIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:54, archived)
# this.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:23, archived)
# .

.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:36, archived)
# hahaaha
this is cock-a-doodle-do tastic
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
Marvellous - nearly as big as mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:36, archived)
# X-TREAM!!!!!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:38, archived)
# whoar, he's hung like a japanese mule!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:38, archived)
# yay. You did me!
can I put it in my profile?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:43, archived)
# hahahaha <3
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Why is he wearing a skirt though?
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Ahahahaaa! Have a
woo and yay!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Its like looking in the mirror...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Thee lemon, Sénor! She is vere scared!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:32, archived)
# old pearoast time


yours is also fairly woo...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Behind you!

"What?"

THERE'S A FUCKING KILLER LEMON! RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:36, archived)
# It's like the freakin' langoliers
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Great story.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Dow
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:28, archived)
# bull terrier?
woof!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:29, archived)
# erm
but can it be milked?

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:30, archived)
# meet the parents?
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:31, archived)
# As always
as long as you suck hard enough, it can be milked.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:32, archived)
#
moustache
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:33, archived)
# I'm sure if you could capture that
It could be sold as porn
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:58, archived)
# sqwee!
*wants
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:30, archived)
# That's Lully.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Moof!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:31, archived)
# pffft


Conan approves!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:31, archived)
# high cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:32, archived)
# haha
that's class
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Yay for Dows
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:31, archived)
# + n
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Woo to ups!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Woo to sideways!
EDIT: Houplah.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Huzzah!
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:32, archived)
# moof!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:53, archived)
# A sure ratings hit! .........PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)
# actually i think hawkings' has about 5 children
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:12, archived)
# That's Glitter
I think he had them before he had Motor Neuron Disease.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha
just check wiki, he has 3 kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Is it just me
Or is the one on the right just the one on the left with a bleached hairdo?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:29, archived)
# ^this
he's a sex machine
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:14, archived)
# he get's them with the dirty talk
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:15, archived)
# that reminds me of family guy
*searches you tube*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4LnO510c4E
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:18, archived)
# hehe
that's a good one...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:27, archived)
# that's what i was thinking of, yes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:27, archived)
# hahaha
I feel so dirty for laughing at this
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:33, archived)
# a raging inferno of a man
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:17, archived)
# haha
he's a lover, a fighter, a poet, a man of the people..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:20, archived)
# I bet one of them is an iMAC
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:14, archived)
# "about" 5?
ah, uncertainty principle, right.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:16, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:13, archived)
# i remember this! XD
any luck on the free ps3 yet?
I'm thinking of getting a 360 soon, should i wait a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:14, archived)
# no-where near yet, got 2 credits lol
got 6 towards a DS on another site (need another 8 though).

Almost finished Bioshock too, awesome game :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:18, archived)
# i finished bioshock on my pc a week ago
wonderful game!

Got a DS too, with a nice 'device' that allows me to have 50 games in my pocket ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:22, archived)
# ^ this
and still waiting for Zelda :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:24, archived)
# got the jap version
on an emu on the pc, looks cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:36, archived)
# a few guys in the office have this
they swear by it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Weeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Hawkings reposts ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:17, archived)
# They should have these on the real CCWC
And then it would be a good show.
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:16, archived)
# hehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:32, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)
# hahaha
can it be made 280px wide?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
# NEVER
*board explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:12, archived)
# I can't believe this post is not getting more attention
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Just turn your head at a ninety degree angle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:15, archived)
# *turns 90*
*turns additional 90*
*another 90*
*90 more*

*projectile vomits*

your mother sucks cocks in hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Well I am the son of Satan.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:21, archived)
# the son of Stan?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:26, archived)
# hahahaha
this has stimulated my click reflex!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:16, archived)
# hahahaha
we make a great team!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Love your stuff
this is because Star Wars is ace.
And you do it well.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Get the teas in
Ive got some serious dunkin to be done

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Yeah but it's pronouced
Niece:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Do you dunk your niece in your tea?
Perv!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:15, archived)
# No I fuck her like everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Thank Christ for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:20, archived)
# pfft and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Doggy biscuit!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Indeed
the time has come to make some tea
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Excellent

Ooh, I haven't had a Nice in years.
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:14, archived)
# YOU NEED TO DO A HAMMERHEAD SHARK ONE :D
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:22, archived)
# better in concept than execution i fear
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)
# I like that
a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)
# you swine
you executed?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:03, archived)
# i'll execute you in a minute
ooh, promises promises
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)
# wah!
Itsverygoodandbrilliantlydonepleasedon'texecutemeI'lldoanything!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:07, archived)
# anything?
would you cock an eyebrow?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
# not at all. This is all the ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:03, archived)
# the new Atomic Kitten album cover?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha
They were rubbish. Are they still going?

Also woo pic.
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)
# don't know, don't care

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:07, archived)
# google goggles ON
reuniting in 2008 apparently *shudders.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:07, archived)
# not enought dog
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Oh contrair!
Have Oppenheim's cat in response:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Actually this seems a bit obscure, but I was doing a series of cats at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)
# that kick's ass :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)
# How to turn withdrawals to deposits:
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# she's gonna be busy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:58, archived)
# *pushes to the front of the queue*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Thats pretty impressive
considering your still stood at the back of the queue :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:44, archived)
# CROSSES IRISH SEA TO MAKE DEPOSIT
:D
(TheEnergySuckingTimeGoblin ate your cat on---->, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:58, archived)
# its a lovely pearl necklace she has there
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)
# thanks, I'll just put it in the box

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)
# but aren't they all queuing to make a withdrawal?
/confused blog
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)
# but Alistair Darling
said its all OK now
and he has black eyebrows and white hair - so he is definitely trustworthy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)
# what about the pubes? the's where the answers you seek are.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:05, archived)
# yes indeed. mrs GS brought this up last night
when I was half way through my tea. All kinds of wrong thoughts entered my head
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:07, archived)
# remeber when Blair turned up blonde?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Is there a penalty for early withdrawl?
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)
# withdrawal?
:|
...
Are you a vacuum cleaner?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Woo
I have those glasses
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)
# I think Wow does too
Where is she. Haven't heard from her in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)
# is that not her in the pic then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:03, archived)
# She is a damn sight sexier
Believe me
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Wow is teh sexah laydee!
Personally I think the woman in the pic looks pretty rough.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)
# I meant Captain Wow
In case that wasn't crystal clear.
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Hers are similar
She was around the other day and seemed her usual jolly self.
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)
# she has a manager job now
so she has to work
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Won't they let her play with the other children?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)
# I think in the first couple of weeks you have to show your skills
than it's all back to normal
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
# good job you don't work for northern rock then
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Yes,
ladies in glasses are all the sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:13, archived)
# erm
Is that a pearl necklace?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)
# *spluff*
oh hang on, what about wimens?
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I spot at least 3 in that queue, but maybe they are all trannies
or gushers

but again, what do I know?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:08, archived)
# How could they make any money to withdraw if there were in the kitchen?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Cor
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)
# walk the dog
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# shopped pictures only please
etc
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# dog?
what dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# micto's 'ad 'er.
i mean the one on the left
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Would
But the breath would be a bit of a turn off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)
# that's why you do it doggie-style
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)
# No, he does it doggy style
because otherwise his cock gets in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
# jo guest
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Hahaha
^This
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)
# No, it's Paris Hilton.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Nought a paper bag wouldn't fix.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:58, archived)
# on the one on the left?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Well obviously
They fine you for fouling on the pavement!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:05, archived)
# who -- erm
... is it someone celebrity?

Woo yay anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)
# hmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)
# People look like their pets, or that's what they say
but my dog doesn't wear glasses
so they're wrong, aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
#
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# and now I'm going to drink your tea
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# stickman's a dick
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# You survived the wilds of The Lake District then?
welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Yes, but only just
/hypothermia

How was footie?
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:58, archived)
# 6-1
The kids are doing great :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)
# The aliens are coming! The aliens are coming!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Quick, Look Busy!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# AND THE SPACE LEMONS
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# that's bastard wonderful
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# i fankoo sir
i preferred this 'un
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# hahahaha
that's awesome :D

PS done this un
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:08, archived)
# "Stevie, get the pokin' stick..
Them dang aliens are back, stealin the cows..."
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:12, archived)
# That's really nice
It is making me very want to make an Independence Day confection now.
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Please make a cake
and then stamp on it =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)
# In a convertible! Smug aliens FTW!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Well for fucksake given them a tissue!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# They're already here!


Also woo to pic!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Where'd you get your planets?
Did you find the same tutorial I did?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:54, archived)
# first time..


Click for bigger (54KB)
i was bored, and this is my first post, so i thought id do something quick and simple....
(insightpcs rocks your crotch, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:52, archived)
# croeso i b3ta
tynnu yn chadair
siopa yn cathfair
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# ^
with added 'get tits out!'
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# can you tell what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# NOOO ROWLF NOOOO!
the dirty slag
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# FUCK OFF
I do NOT need a picture of testicles and a penis on my screen at work, thank you all the same!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Well change your desktop then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)
# This makes me laugh
As I scrolled past two pictures of pretty nearly-dressed ladies on the way here and nobody uttered a word about them...

Then you get a tiny bit of cock & ball and the worlds ending!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:16, archived)
# To be fair,
this pic was on the board before the ladies' knockers pics.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:28, archived)
# is it a car, Dave?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# A...
Red Nissan Micra, if I am not mistaken!
(r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:03, archived)
# little background for an essay i'm writing


click for biggy
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:51, archived)
# you are Arthur C. Clarke
AICMFP

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:52, archived)
# BEWARE: FILM SCHOOL BULLSHIT
It is wrong to see cinema as the art of image, it is also the art of movement, space, editing, acting and audio visual art. These elements can influence, combine or oppose each other. 2001: A Space Odyssey is described as “the most cinematic of films” in that is speaks the pure language of cinema. However, I disagree with this statement. It has been said that it avoids dialogue, which is true, but only in a vocal sense. Where dialogue, nay; explanation, is needed, the film uses other methods to speak. For example, the subtitles and chapter headings placed into the film force the spectator to read much into the images that they otherwise might not have. Thus the band of ape-people going about their daily lives are subtitled The Dawn of Man bringing much meaning to them. Another example is that of HAL’s murder of the 3 hibernating crew members (not even dignified with names). No dialogue is ever spoken either during or after their deaths, but it is said that the medium of editing that is the sole medium of communication in “pure” cinema. Again, not so. The sequence would mean nothing without the use of text seen on screens around the ship. If the film were made just 10 or 15 years later (in the period of Alien and the Trek films) then these messages may well have been spoken aloud by some unseen female computerised voice. Again, this is the “pure cinema” of audio and visual, but it is the language of text that makes the sequence clear. What happens, happens between the edits in the film and, specifically, the edits between the flashing text. Perhaps “Pure Cinema” can be applied to a few certain sequences in the film. The most obvious one is the “Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite” sequence where the only text and language to appear is the subtitle at the start, one so ambiguous to the audience that it may as well not be there anyway. What follows is a piece of cinema in its purest form, true audio and visual art.

Whenever the monolith appears, the scene ends with an audible and visual crescendo which is cut in a most immediate manner, via an edit. This ends all sound and picture and creates a definite before and after. First there is something, and then there is nothing. It is a form of instant communication, a basic foundation for cinema itself. The monolith can be seen as a physical representation of the cut, a representation of a chapters end, a full stop (or an exclamation mark) or even a physical representation of a cinematic piece of grammar, the fade to black (illustrated at the end of the film when the camera zooms into the monolith literally making the screen darker and darker until it becomes the next scene).

Edits in 2001 are presented as an act of abstraction, pure symbolism, especially the bone-satellite edit. One single twenty fourth of a second has never meant so much. The entire film is founded on abstraction and a kind of mysticism. For instance, the concept of rhymes is often brought up in discussion of the film. Repeated factors within the films running time that, importantly, are unaware of each other, because amnesia is a vital part of rhyme. For example, we see an ape run its hand along a smooth wall in pre-history, and the action is repeated by an astronaut in the future. But the most obvious one is that of incongruously placed objects, such as the unexpected appearance of a monolith at the dawn of man or a space-pod in a hotel lobby. The monolith itself is a vital part of the films mysticism. An anthropological symbol which cries out for multiple interpretations and a signifier of abstraction itself. It is the same in all instances, locations and scales.

However, I would like to elaborate on the films obsession with the before and the after. For example, in the scene which features HAL asking about loyalty to the ambiguous mission, he is answered and then immediately falters and starts his eventual downfall with the discovery (is it a fault in HAL or is HAL lying?) of the failing part of the ship. There is the Before (HAL’s question) and the After (the faulty part). What happened in the middle? What was the process that led from the before to the after? It’s a question the film raises but does not answer, an unseen process of HAL’s mind. This unseen process of thought is illustrated earlier in the film when we see HAL and Poole playing chess with each other. In chess, it is not so much the actions of the players that are important, but the unseen thought processes in their minds. Indeed, actions aren’t even part of the game played, as both players indicate the movement of the chess pieces only by voice.

Kubrick’s shots are shrouded in these “invisible” processes. With a simple edit comes much meaning; where there was, now there is. One of the most iconic images from 2001, and indeed from the whole art of cinema itself, is that of a simple bone being thrown into the air and the cut to a satellite in the future. Again, the spectator is given no clues of the process between these two events, and the film doesn’t give us any later on, with no views of Earth life, even when Floyd video-phones his daughter at home. However, it is the symbolism and meaning of this single cut that shows the power of cinema itself. The bone goes up, and then falls down and then we see a shot of things that have gone up and stayed there. First a satellite, then the shuttle and eventually Floyd’s floating pen, his arm outstretched in zero gravity mirroring the actions of the ape-men earlier in the film. A single image illustrating the pinnacle of human triumph. This sequence also gives a view of infinite regression with the pen floating inside the shuttle floating inside the solar system floating inside the universe..etc. Another significant edit within the film concerns the death of Poole whilst fixing the antennae of the Discovery. We see one of the ships pods move on its own (we assume with HAL at the controls), we see Poole from the pods point of view, then the outstretched claws of the pod and then Poole’s body struggling as it floats away into the blackness of space. Another instance of Before and After, we do not see the event itself. We assume Poole’s oxygen line has been cut by the claws of the pod, but it may as well have been cut by the scissors that cut the celluloid film pieces. Murdered by an edit!

In 2001, the shots in the film are constantly juxtaposed through cuts. Since the 1920s, cinema has normally softened the jarring nature of a cut through use of continuity of movement, sounds and images. However, Kubrick’s edits are purposely naked and devoid of this tradition. He delights in the Cut-Cut, cutting both sound and image, playing off the deep black of the space outside and the extreme white interiors of ships. The Cut-Cut is used to underscore the rupture between these two spaces absolutely.

2001: A Space Odyssey is undeniably one of cinemas most beautiful pieces of art. It may not be “pure cinema” but it certainly exceeds at being successful cinema. A true piece of multi-levelled genius which constantly offers some new way to examine or just to enjoy.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# You have just broken my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# B+
it lost some marks because I didn't read it all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:58, archived)
# *gets out doctor's note about ADD*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:58, archived)
# i didn't read it all
but what i did read resente a well constructed and literate argument
B+
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)
# i can't write for shit.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)
# I was going to read that
but then I decided not to bother, and had a KitKat Chunky instead.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:27, archived)
# very nice
but someone's jizzed on it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:53, archived)
# that's your monitor's problem
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# are you going to begin it: "When you are the moon..."?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# crossover episode!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# *plays Thus Spoke Zarathustra*
v nice!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Doododododododo *Jetsons sound*
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# do you have the sauce for that cat?
i would like to potatoshop it myself if that would be ok with yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:48, archived)
# NO!
you terrible, terrible man. stay away from that poor bloody cat, you should be ashamed!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I think he likes HP
but doesn't rellay seem that fussy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Dijonaise
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:50, archived)
# I found it on cuteoverload
linky: mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2007/09/09/hilariousness_2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:49, archived)
# monstrinho do biscoito: why thank you J-Rod
J-Rod: Not a problem at all

*Hugs all around*
*Mutual masturbation*
*Amicable parting*

THE END
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)
# ahem...
ta:)

soz was off tattyshopping it.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)
# GAZ me the results, if you don't mind
I love the source picture so much it should be illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
# do dee do dee do dee, do dee do dee do dee
*Steptoe and Son sound*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:48, archived)
# that sounds like the name of the worlds shittest audio-electronics store.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:49, archived)
# but they take trade
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:50, archived)
# do be do be do be do. do be do be doodoo.
*archers sound*
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:50, archived)
# yey for S.W. fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Animate it!
the sand castle looks ominous...
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Thats Pier 39 nightclub in Cleethorpes
Trust me, the place is full of Jabba's
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:46, archived)
# CUT!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# you dropped this
N
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# CUTN!!?
what gibberish!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# dyslexic halfwit
it's CNUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Damn, so close
I had NCUT!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# TUNC!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)
# i'm waiting for kenny bakers head to pop out.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# you bloody pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# 'i pulled this bird last night, filthy she was, she ripped off her clothes and fiddled with me bits until kenny baker's head popped out'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)
# badum-tish!
thanks for the punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# *submits to the viz profanisaurus*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:50, archived)
# haha, i'm gonna check that when i get home, it's gotta be there already.
i'm yet to find a profanity that isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# oh that mental image is going in my wank bank
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# *withdraws*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Northern Rock?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Round here
We just call her Spastic Monkey's mum:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# of where?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)
# bad motivator?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# r2d2 in epilepsy shocker
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I'll take the red one
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Uncle Owen! Uncle Owen!
This R2-unit has a bad motivator!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Oh, Thank the Maker!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:47, archived)
# ... Darth Vader?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Vad Her? He fucking ripped her a new arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:49, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Woo
Nicely M3!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Holiday + crap daytime TV =
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Nice work,
i likey!

TJ can someone click on this lnk and tell me if the site is working, or if it's just my pooter being gay. www.uber.com
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# c'est marche
oui
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# no it's not
c'est September!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# en nu in het engels?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I'm not clicking any links on this board...

too many horses out there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# haha i wouldn't dream of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# but you
LOVE horses
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# that's possibly worse than the real thing!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
# you read it
you can't un-read it!!!!

edit - you'll also probably die in 7 days unless you link it and get someone else to read it. That's what the lady on the phone told me.

Good luck with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:48, archived)
# looks fine to me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# damnit, thanks anyhoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# the site itself works for me
can't say if the music does too, I don't have sound on this machine
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# i don't think there is any, it has a scrolling frontpage.
thanks for checking tho!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)
# your computer is loving the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# haha
orifice lol there i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)
# works for me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# god damn you all!
i bet noone of you guys could give a shit about it too!

Life's so unfair...

/emoblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:50, archived)
# the one on the top left is particularly lully
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# j lo?
li lo?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# A friend of Mrswoodbine
actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# she looks quite nice.
is she quite nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# get a job
(also woo and yay... but mostly I have little sympathy for having too much holiday, unless you keep making good things like this)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# It's actually the first real time I've had off
since last Christmas and I have been really looking forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# okay then - good
make the most of it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)
# who is that?
and can i have a go on her?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# haha you bloody beat me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# you mean you've not had her?
and is that not you in the 4th frame?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
# OI
leave my fist alone!

weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)
# You're all class, you
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# you love me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Luvverly!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
# micto in the 4th
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:46, archived)

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