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[challenge entry] sorry for size*


*not filesize though! Only 45kb!!!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Just what every twelve year-old needs to immortalize and emulate their favourite pop-idol
Excellent! Go into business
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)
# haha
this reminds me of the action figures challenge :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# I missed that one!
I'll spaz back and have a shufty.

*spazzes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# excellence!
(in a tin)
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] nings!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Flap Wino
'nongs
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# It had to happen, didn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# THIS IS B3TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)
# hmm
i hope it isnt just me but would anyone else like to give ms winehouse a firm poke :P
(TheEnergySuckingTimeGoblin ate your cat on---->, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)
# with a branding iron?
in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)
# lol, a different kind a poke :P
(TheEnergySuckingTimeGoblin ate your cat on---->, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)
# You'd like to insert data into her memory locations?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)
# thats a good metaphor/simile thing :P
lol

edit: yes
(TheEnergySuckingTimeGoblin ate your cat on---->, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:42, archived)
# I thought she was quite fun on Buzzcocks.
I'd like to shake her by the hand, and maybe go down the shop for her or help her do her drugs.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)
# lol
i missed that 1 eppimasode :(
(TheEnergySuckingTimeGoblin ate your cat on---->, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# ha ha
this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:35, archived)
# haha!
How lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Aceness!
But!!:
Jahled in "none starwars" shoppage shocker!!

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)
# *Hangs head in shame*
I was at that^ photoshoot btw, san the flap
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Claim to fame dude!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# This is really nice
I love David Atombomb, we don't use him enough for sauce material on this board.
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:40, archived)
# I would like to think that's because we repect him and his life's work so much
the guy is utter class
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Yeah
He's the only wildlife presenter where I don't think 'Fuck off out of the way and get back to the animals' when there's a shot of him.
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# hehehe gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)
# hehe
Mort sends his regards.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# New! From Heinz!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I only got that when I said it out loud...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# he he
Does he contain the recomended 5 a day?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# If you want to eat him..
Be my guest.


I reccommend a kryptonite spooooon
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Yay for edible heads
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# They should start
The Souperfriends
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# The latest of my crappy vectors

Click for big!
And no, I haven't spunked on her glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)
# what lovely picture
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)
# That's actually the best one yet.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I thought so too.
She's a pretty girl anyway, so most of it's her fault :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Have you spunked on her glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Thats ace, that!
And yes you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Why not?
Nice vect'ring!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Because her bloke,
and her, come to think of it, would lamp me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Yes, that sounds like a reasonable excuse.
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# thats rather sexy, you're getting good at these
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I have another three to do over the next few days
Two of which are female ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# oh you loveable rogue!
get in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Hehe
One of them is reading this thread right now ;)

Hiya Miss Galloper!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# galloper you say?
have you seen her canter? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Her surname is Gallop.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)
# thats rather fab
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# I didn't even know the word 'spunk' when I was 15
Hmmmm... how long before this gets annoying?


Lovely pic btw, I like the background too.
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Oh, it was annoying the first time you said it,
now I'm used to it, it's fine. Carry on :D

JISM. HAIRY MUFF. AREOLA.

Oh, and thanks, I love the background :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# At least I could spell jism properly
when I was 15 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)
# IT'S ONE KEY AWAY!
Tomato Source
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Blimey, I must have led a sheltered life. I'm still learning new words now.
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I know PLENTY of words.
I keep calling people at school "Hamtouchers"

I get pleasure from their confusions.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)
# She am cute
Am she legal?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# You wish.
She's 14 (And she's so smart, she's been moved ahead a year!)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)
# This is very joyous and happy
thus meeting my approval
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Woosome
Nice work matey
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Fankoo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# needs more norks
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)
# But that'd be illegal.
You could let me do one of you, however. (Or is that illegal? I don't know)

:P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# it wouldn't
but I'm not going to let you stare at my norks for that long!

vector some soft pron! hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha fair enough
But I'd be too busy going blind to think about jacking off.

Wait...jacking off & going blind due to vectors? IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)
# pfft!
ooh, *checks*

No, no norks from me for another 400 or so posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I'll wait.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Guppy Noir
a detective story with a fishy twist

/smokes cigarette in poorly lit room
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)
# *dresses in 1950's pencil skirt and tight sweater, knocks softly on your door*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)
# *ruins the facade by masturbating furiously*

hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# "pardon me detective, but my name is Emily. I've been legally blind since birth....*

*tries desperately to continue the production*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# *wanks furiously"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)
# *gets back into character*
"she was a lady, legs all the way to her ass, she had those candy red lips but due to her blindness the lipstick went a bit off the mark... I noticed she was carrying a piece of paper."
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# "This piece of paper, or so I'm told because I can't read, contains my late husbands last wishes
and states the location of a key to our safety deposit box. Excuse me, but can you possibly open a window? There's a very strange aroma in here..."
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# "I opened the window, she must have caught a whiff of my man-aroma it was enough for her to let slip the letter, I knew it was important but the city's autumn breeze caught the rag and before I could spit my cigarette out in shock, it was just a memory...
like the leaves to the fall branches, I wasn't going to tell the blindy, I still thought I had a chance, see."
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I'm actually in tears here laughing at you two
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Emily could practically taste the aroma in the room now, and it made her feel ever so guilty for some reason... like a long ago savoury she had stolen from a street vendor
she calmed herself, and made an effort to halt this sweet sensation that was building in her.

"Tell me Detective, can you... would you, help me?"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# "at this point I was testing her other senses I could tell from her previous reaction she really could smell...
I waved my hands in front of her like I was hailing a cab she didn't flinch, she was blind or had nerves of steel, my sweat patches were quite a sight, I took out a new cigarette and took a drag, I offered her one, she's blind, she couldn't see, shit, this is going to be a tough case"
..."sure sweetheart we'll find out what your husband was up to his neck in"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:35, archived)
# "Perfect" thought Emily, "I've found my man!"
Down below on street level of the building Emily was in, her '55 Packard was waiting. Emily was wishing her Marley .32 was under her arm and not in the trunk of the car. Setting a dead beat detective up for a murder rap and no weapon was not her idea of good sense. She casually reached into her clutch and felt the sharp steel knife. "Sure, it's no bullet," she mused, but it felt better to have something heavy and deadly in her hand.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)
# A shocking twist!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:41, archived)
# This Novel is packed with 'em Cutie, stick around, a gal could learn a thing or two
;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Haha, reckon ah might just take you up on that offer
A gal like me don't have much to do round these parts 'cept listen in to two handsome strangers like you.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)
# then fetch me a bourbon Dollface and pull up a pew, we'll be here for a while
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)
# You want a refil in your coffee Sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)
# you come over here and sit on my knee, I'll show you where I want... erm.... to refill?
well, shucks, that makes no damned sense...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)
# I put my cigarette out on the back of my hand when I got in the 55 Packard, "FUCK" I yelled realising she couldn't see me permanently scar myself in a show of cockiness
I've no idea why she was sat in the driving seat... I imagine it reminded her of her husband, I let out a deep sigh and asked "Darlin' you can't expect me to drive us to 4th on Grillby if you're sat in the driving seat" she slowly sidled over, it was electric... her sweater had rubbed on my nylon and a flash of blue affection sparked from my hand "OW YOU BITCH" I was caught in the moment, I wanted to rub my bits on her.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Emily cursed herself for such a mistake, after all this planning and preparation...
"Oh Dear", she offered "I'm just so used to being in England" and feigned what she thought to be a cockney accent "awright my son, luvvly jubbly"

She had to think quickly now, or lose him. As she slid across the seat she allowed her skirt to rise exposing her firm and voluptuous thigh which capped itself off in a black garter. "That should keep him occupied for a moment" she thought.

A big-rig zoomed past, its exhaust brrrapping as the driver downshifted.

"Shall we?" breathed Emily...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)
# what a woman, the car was an automatic but in the car at that moment was a manual gear stick... if you see my point, which she couldn't
I dropped the car into drive and pulled away, her breath was warm as she leant herself toward me, I could feel every breath so soft like her last on the back of my neck, I was getting a distinct feeling Emily was going to be trouble, I'm sure I caught "oh you're so dead tonight's your last chance with a woman and hooch" under her breath.

the night was dimming the twilight rose over our skulls like a cloak conceiling a dagger, I needed a drink, I started my investigation in the seedy bar I frequent for information and hooch.

Her tit's were ace.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Emily was glad to be back on solid pavement, the detective drove like a madman, and that damned aroma kept making her squirm
She thanked him, and stepped out of the vehicle, leaving a damp spot on the leather.

She raced to her apartment and immediately began to masturbate. Massaging herself to climax in just moments. When she was done fixing her needs her hands were warmed up from the effort and streaked with rust and grime from the tools. She wiped off as best she could and made straight for Jake's place, for a wash and a refill of her hip flask, and in the hope that he had some pie left.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I virtually hadn't stopped before Emily jumped out of the car into the bar, I noted she'd been twitching the whole journey, perhaps she needed a poo? It certainly seemed that way from the moisture point on the car's upholstery
I followed her into the bar... The room was deafly silent, which she could tell because she was blind, not deaf. IT was her however who had silenced the room, she was busily rubbing at herself, it was like a rhino convention such was the horn.

after a very short while, clearly my man-aroma had worked it magic, she ran out, I gave chase, I didn't make much noise because I had accidentally stood in dog shit making my footsteps soft and squelchy rather than loud and slappy. She dived into the laundrette and took a deep swig of some of the laundry water, I moved behind her and greeted her, she stepped back in shock pushing her pencil dress enveloped ass into my crotch, you could cut the tension with a knife, we were in a laundrette no knives were to hand.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)
# "How did you enter this line of work?" Emily asked the roly-poly detective.
He had no time to anser before the shot was fired. She saw nobody, no cars, no people. Well, she was blind. She ran from the laundrette, catching her skirt on the coin change machine. It ripped it from her body like a 4 year old rips open a christmas present.

She rounded the corner of 34th and Vine. Stopping briefly to purchase a bottle of Love Potion Number 9. Mrs. Gilmore, her landlady, was walking north on Vine. She raced over and begged her to lead her home. If Jake had been telling the truth, she would have seen him on 9th Street and right now she felt more vulnerable than ever.

Mrs. Gilmore lead Emily back to her apartment and both ladies sat down to talk...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)
# It was merely a glancing blow, it had hit him in his right buttock and slipped out of the side without contact with major arteries or bones
still there were women present he was milking it as best he could.

he stared longingly down the cleavage of the woman who was mopping the blood up and repeatedly shouting "GET OUT OF THE FUCKING LAUNDRETTE, WHAT ARE YOU A RETARD, ARE YOU STUPID YOU BLEEDING GO HOSPITAL!" I got back in the 55 Packard.

I couldn't help feel guilty I was bleeding on a dead man's car and I'd just seen his wife rub herself off like a cat backing onto a garden hose.

I drove a few miles south I knew a good surgeon he'd stitch me up for a couple of dollars, I had time to think... I had time to smoke.

Smoke like ribbons out the window of the car, dimaonds flashed as I crossed the black ice on the ground I was drowsy I'd sleep off this headache and find Emily in the morning, she was a clever girl, blind but clever.

I pulled into the surgeons back entrance...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:41, archived)
# "Look" demanded Mrs.Gilmore "Either explain to me why you have no skirt on in the middle of mahattan in broad daylight or I'm calling the police!"
"No" sobbed Emily, "No, please don't. Look, I'm in some very serious trouble, and I need people around me I know I can trust. You are one of those people"

Mrs. Gilmore stopped scratching her arse, not a light scratching, but the kind where you have to really dig your finger in deep to ease the pain. She adjusted her bodice and spoke softly.

"Emily, I know it's been hard ever since James passed, and I know you are a good woman. But just recently your late night moaning and the constant flow of men in and out of your apartment at all times of the day and night has me concerned"

Emily picked her nose.

"I want to help you," continued Mrs. Gilmore "but I need to know you are being straight with me."

Emily nodded and let out a little trump.

"Yes, Mrs.Gilmore. I understand. Ask me anything and I swear to tell you the truth" offered Emily.

"That's wonderful dear" Mr's Gilmore said approvingly "Just let me open a window and we can begin"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# his arse was sore, in fact it was a little too sore for his liking, he had one hole for a reason, he certainly wasn't a fan of the second one.
The Surgeon was dragging deep on a joint "man your ass, it's like whoa, so... whoa white."

I'd admit I wasn't the first to show my arse to the sun, this was the first time I'd been out of my office for a month... always for a broad.

I piped up "do you stitch up bum's often?"
"no son, I can't say it's something I do that frequently"
"I'm stuck on this case, I lost my only evidence and I'm not sure about the broad"
"it's about time you realised where you sta...."

everything went black... I got the whiff of chlorophorm...

I push my arms and legs away, the foetal position is how I wake, I feel a tightening across my side, FUCK, he's had my kidney, THAT UTTER TWAT...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)
# haha "furious wanking"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Where do terrible transvestites come into it?
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I wouldn't need much encouragement to snog M3
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# me either...

.... wait... what I meant was...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# *Sings "Lily Marlene"*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# That's the ticket!
this production is going to be monumental!

THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Yay!
Perhaps it can be like "Victor Victoria" but in a darkened club.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Oh God, I just popped wood!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)
# *embraces the dark*
This is sex.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)
# :)
He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)
# The Indus River, or not quite that far East?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# She was trouble, and she knew it..my night, was just beginning.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)
# You seem to fire these off effortlessly
I am jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# <>
Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# *snort*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# ()
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Arff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# On my penultimate stitch I pushed the needle under my nail.
It fucking hurt!


Metroid
Megaman
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# are you Amy Winehouse?
p.s. nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Woah
Thats very good that is..
wish i had your skill
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Not really much skill involved.
just patience a needle & thread and some canvas.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)
# fucking will fucking hurt, won't it ya twat
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# very cool indeed
have you seen *foof*'s needlepoint stuff?
smg.photobucket.com/albums/v415/Ninjikki/nerdlepoint/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# She mentioned that a coupla days ago
but didn't post it.
Cheers for that then.
:)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Yay for gaming cross stitching
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Mine's embroidery
although cross stitch is cool.
(never thought I'd say that)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Sorry my mistake
/is a geek but not that geeky blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Isn't that tapestry?
...technically
(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I suppose so,
but I'm no expert on these things.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# My Mum
informs me that it is needlepoint, which is a sort of tapestry.
(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# very nice though
anyway
(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# ooh do Link!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Maybe,
he's a bit easy tho.
Only three colours as I remember.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# SNES link is more than 3
do him! www.gsarchives.net/index2.php?category=all&system=snes&game=legend_of_zelda_a_link_to_the_past&type=sprites&level0=non-animated

woo to this, although I don't recognise him :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)
# oh that's most nice
Edit: I've just uploaded my first attempt at recording a song onto /links. Please do have a listen.

/endspam
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I shall look at it later tonight
does it contain cow-bells?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# ta
there are cowbells, but you can't hear them on the track.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Well if I can't hear them
then I'd better be able to hear bagpipes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# haha sorry no
but i do sing in a scottish accent :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
# is at the top of the links board for me...
hmmm...

Edit: here www.b3ta.com/links/122754
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# ignore me..I'm a drunken mong :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# haha ok
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I liked it :D

brings back some good/weird memories
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)
# cheers matey
yeh i was feeling a bit nostalgic when I wrote it :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
that's teh lully
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Cakie is teh official lady
with boobs and that.

sewings is womens work.


woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Here's the proof
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)
# You are officially gorgeous miss Cakie.
Tiffin?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Phwoar
The B3ta lads are going to be fwapping over that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Micto's had her...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Isn't that taken as read?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)
# look, these things may well be taken as read, but we should never forget and continually honour the man's sheer stamina
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)
# i'm bleeding in the groinal region
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Yes, you're right
Sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
# jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# i like these
any plans for who you will do next?
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)
# One of the ducks from duck hunt.
after that I'll need to buy supplies so I dunno.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Ryu doing a Hadouken.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)
# nice work :D

suffer for your art! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Needlework is dangerous!
But that is ace.

Neat stitching!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)
# That's lovely
I support the diversification of artistic media on this board. :)
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Very nicely indeed!
Woo Cakie, the pain is for art! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Art pain is the best kind
next to auto erotic asphyxiation.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)
# This is one way to look at it
I guess :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
# hold Down in a tanooki suit on SMB3 right?
aceness :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] grrrmnnnngggggmmmnnnggggg
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
She really does look like her in the film!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Hahaha
grrrmnnnngggggmmmnnnggggg's back
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# lolzez
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)
# M3 acetastic
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:03, archived)
# thankee kindly!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)
# now that would be an awesome film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Porno ver?
...yes yes...*claps like excited schoolgirl...

...pron version....yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Have a misshape
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:40, archived)
# John Merrick?
Tis utterly woo, as ever I might add
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Jesus H!
That gives me the fear somewhat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Silly man
eating apples whole makes your neck do that.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Mofaha I miss the good old days
we should bring back Schnurr, JMG, Tweaknik, Felix, Leningrad, Lanc, SFN, TheNeville and have a madcap evening of aceness sometime.

also I meant, Fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)
# In those days
I never used to log on during the evening shift as I found it extremely cliquey.

If they ever returned en masse I would stick around and make tea for all.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:46, archived)
# it wasn't cliquey it was hilarious
anyone was free to join, we all bounced off each other.. I can see how it was a little bit daunting but it wasn't cliquey.

edit: not half as fucking cliquey as daytimes here.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:46, archived)
# I couldn't agree with this more
Daytime does indeed have a clique that I can see why can be daunting to people trying to fit in
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:52, archived)
# nothing a good shipment of lube won't sort
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
That should be in the FAQ!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# daytimes were ace too
but I also miss that.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:53, archived)
# ho-hum
As long as funny pictures go up from time to time b3ta is good.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I don't think it's cliquey
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)
# that's because you're part of the clique
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)
# cliqueist!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Horrible don't get jealous of me
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# That must be very difficult
being the sexy beast you are :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I'm already jealous of your handsomeness, darling
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# The same could be said of your opinion of the old evening shift not being cliquey
But I agree that there is a clique during the day.

I think a year or two passed between my first and second posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# haha I know
I'm just being pestiferous, b3ta is a community it follows social rules, and it's natural for people to group...


I always pride myself on being a likeable bastard and being polite to new people.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I don't think so
I always try to be nice to noobs. Even when everyone else is flaming them.
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# who are you?
lolz!!!
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# the cliques are only evident when people start spamming the board with crap memes
it then splits into the various pro and anti meme cliques
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# the ultimate example of this was on gayshift
with the fucking sheen thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# i dunno, the flap shite lately has been pretty damn ultimate
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# ultimately GREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:03, archived)
# you're clearly wrong, flap is exactly what the board needed, people bouncing off one another and doing some genuinely hilarious pictures
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Here speaks the erstwhile promoter of various faultering memes
such as the magic tree car deodoriser, and that grinning cartoon penguin.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# GmOS LIVES ON!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)
# The cliques are evident when boarders go over the top with the *hugs* *smooches* 'hello you' bit excessively
and ignore other user's work or comments, just because they are new to b3ta, or haven't got pissed with them at a bash.

Given I have a job i'm genuinely usually to busy to notice it, or give a toss, given i've seen it constantly for five years. I think Rob has hinted in the past it pisses him off as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)
# this is my issue
we need chat not internet pandering

talk I think was invented to move all the smooching and hugging and fiddling stuff onto another board and keep the chat and pictures on the main board.

I'm only guessing though.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I have to agree with this ^

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Well to be fair then
we could share tea-making duties :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)
# na I'll just roll the joints and take nothing to do with them

/never felt welcome when they where about
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)
# LEAVE!
actually I remember you were quite liked for your angel and devil stuff back in the days of the aforementioned gayshifters.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)
# I've got a few more years pissing off pedantichrist left in me yet!
AD-BREAK
t-shirts coming soon

really?...never felt the love back then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# well none of us meant to scare anybody off
but I certainly enjoyed your stuff... it's a shame you didn't post more, we were really a nice bunch, but yes, daunting.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I think there are some who taker people seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I could do that too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)
# puff puff give!!!

*munches tunnocks tea cake*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)
# B3ta never was what it was
/I Clavdivs
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:49, archived)
# I know the good old days is never now...
but without wearing rose tinted glasses... gayshifts were fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# ^
you and Lemony were stars with all the impromptu dress up comp o's.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:53, archived)
# we'll kick them up again sometime...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Robots FTW
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)
# We've already done those
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)
# quiet you!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# My robot attempt was awful.
I just wore a bad shirt and put a 2-bar heater on my head.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)
# it looked damn good and that the way it should be
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# At least it was spontaneous
Some people had colanders handy.

On their DESKS?

Mind was the inside bit of a large bag of crisps (it was silver) on my head with 2 nailfiles as antennae.

Edit: My favourite was "It's a miracle". I was laughing hysterically.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)
# did I have my pubes out on that one?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)
# I don't recall
and I'm sure I would have remembered!

It was a Christmas Eve event and I found Jebus in my knickers.
*giggles like a loon again*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Yeah I did the burning bush...
and walking on water
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# this reminds me, i doodled a robot at work
must attempt a vector cartoon version of the guy
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# i used to love sitting up late on a week night with beer and silliness
until THE MAN GROUND ME DOWN. that was the good old days for me

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)
# yeah I think it's the same for me Spacey.
Are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)
# probably very exciting, but i'm too sleepy to tell
i'm going hang gliding next weekend! woo! (i'm telling this repeatedly to everyone ad nauseum). and yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# I'm good I've quit my engineering job and I'm starting some design work... things are looking up.
YAY.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Oh, that's good.
No more gravel. You never seemed very happy with the gravel.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)
# it's a fact that I'm not a huge fan of 6f2 gravel
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)
# awesome!
i hope that goes well
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Blargh!
You've been buying bags of broken Jim Morrisons again.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)
# I've got some in my loft
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:53, archived)
# scary, but woo
When did the board colours change?! It's making me feel ill
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:47, archived)
# they haven't
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:48, archived)
# don't lie to me boy
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:52, archived)
# holy crap, you're right
just dragged firefox over to my crt and it's still all grey...
gah what happened to my lcd?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)
# you ate it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Perhaps you are ill?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# ARGH ZOMBIE!
Hit it in the face with old records!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# aaaah
this brings me fear!
so woo!
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# whoa, scary!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:53, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:53, archived)
# *spots upside-down flaccid cock*
*points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)
# S'gonna give me the nightmares
excellent as always
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] It's how she get's her funny eye liner
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
# pfft
nice logic :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I could hear Shane McGowan sing that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:46, archived)
# haha
you up for hosting it then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:52, archived)
# I've emailled you link.
Not bad for a lay down track at home! But you're talking to the worst person:P

I used to lecture audio:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Nice ear detection action
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Blame Toasty


This was his suggestion; just wish I had his skilz.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# sorry chap.
but this goes straight over my head, the little black vacuum cleaner thingy is nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:31, archived)
# *kitchen lol*
vacuum cleaner thingy :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Oh blimey
You don't have one of those fridges with a monitor and keyboard do you?

I kid you not, a couple of years ago they were advertised on the telly.

"Surf while you pour milk into your tea!" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
# nah
but because the house is all tidied and de-cluttered for viewings the kitchen table is the best place to plonk the laptop
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I find my keyboard fills up with food and it's not even in the kitchen!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:41, archived)
# that's down to the little black holes they put under each key... drags in foods from miles away
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)
# After a few days
I tip up the keyboard onto a plate and have a full meal!

Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)
# that's because you are typing with your fridge!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Speaking of food
I had curried vegetable pie, carrot and potato mash and marrowfat peas for me tea.

It was braw! What did you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)
# i had a sainsbury's chicken saag masala, with proper (ie, not pierce-film-lid) rice
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)
# then you need this
www.b3ta.com/board/7633870
2nd link.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# i enjoyed the first link more
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# At least one of your items was home-made
so you get a big tick for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:47, archived)
# the lady's out this evening, so i'm only cooking for meself
so laziness is permitted.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# I Had a domino's Pepperoni Passion
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# The last time I took apart a mouse
there was enough bits of tobacco to roll a kingsize roll-up within it (not that I did, of course)

It kinda solved the riddle as to why it wasn't working
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Oh goody, one of these
I had Hoppin' John (American rice 'n' beans) with cabbage, weird veggie protein and hot sauce.

Raspberries, yoghurt and vanilla sugar for afters.

And a beer (Stella).
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Eep veggie protein (TVP?) is foul
no matter how you dress it up (imho).

Rice and beans is ace though.

I have taken the rest of the chopped mango and am currently making a trifle \o/

Yay for pudding!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Yeah, it's not to everyone's taste but I like it
Yum, trifle.

WRT our conversation yesterday, I ended up having ice cream, banana, chocolate syrup and Supercook 'Fancy pants range' Belgian chocolate sprinkles.
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# I think half my stuff goes over the entire board's head, but there you go
it's the torture droid from Star Wars that had a HUGE needle Darth Vader used to interrogate Leia

I might give up this posting images lark
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:34, archived)
# nah
never can have too many star wars images*


*statement does not apply to porn sites, for which one star wars image is too many
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
don't stop!

In other news, I am your father
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)
# now that just isn't true.
i'd even go so far as to say it's impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Nothing is unpossible
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Hahah, you say that now.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)
# no, no, no, no
98% i understand.

inspired by the your all gay link,i went of to find an old link i had, and stumbled on this.
www.funfreepages.com/flash/madness.php
made me laugh.
this is what i wanted mind.
www.funfreepages.com/games/indian_music_generator.php
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)
# I shall put that behind my ear for later
(When I get up and switch on the amp so I can hear).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:49, archived)
# hahaha, that really only works for that kind of music :)
I tried making a simple drum machine in Flash once, but the timing got all fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# i seem to remember weebl used to have one of those in the games bit
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:54, archived)
# found it/them!
bwaaaa, why does it work so well there :(
I'll blame some of the functions I added then :P

Edit: I think I know why. Weebl's is just looped, I play every beat independently
*dives in*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha
That really is brilliant

*bookmarks* for rainy days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Yeah, ^ this
I 'spect it's summat to do with the Star Wars.
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:34, archived)
# 'IT-0 at your service'
'Shut up and give me another shot!'

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:32, archived)
# :)
needs more Pricess Leia outfit - I'm never satisfied am I? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Cheers Fella
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# i laughed, i am a bad person
AIDS doesn't have an apostrophe in it, mine jew
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:18, archived)
# I was wondering, and the first two of them I gave apostraphes
then the next I gave without, so I looked back to see what I thought it was before XD
Edit: and I am not your jew!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:19, archived)
# heh
i really ought to fight my pedant urges, i'm no better myself
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:21, archived)
# nonsense
everyone should know how to spell the acronym for the world's favourite debilitating disease
(asdfasdfasdf, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Apostrophe police are operating in your area.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Shh!
They can't find me
I'm invisibubble! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:20, archived)
# FOUND!
www.yourallgay.com
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:23, archived)
# *will not click*
I don't trust half you people on b3ta, and I don't trust the other half either!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:24, archived)
# click it!
it's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# twice a day towards the end of the week for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# i've been watching this a lot recently for the sole reason that it makes me smile
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:28, archived)
# How have I never seen that before!
That's ace with lashings of woo to boot
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:31, archived)
# It's an ear-worm!
So many times I've woken up to have that song on my brain.

There are so many wonderful things on that site.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:34, archived)
# i find it odd
that I'm happy to have it infinitely on loop.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Well then I am odd
as I've often had Magical Trevor (the first one) on constant loop.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha
i just watched that a second ago for the first time! hahaha i love that site!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:40, archived)
# haha, that's lully
have you seen eclectech's 'Monster Island'?
eclectech.co.uk/monsterisland.php
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:41, archived)
# haha
that is immense! so well synched
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Ah yes!
I remember seeing that before now!
Tis rather the ace, with the other 3 to boost!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# It's safe
You can trust me, I'm a flowerpot.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
that reminds a little of the hodown at the end of Whose line is it anyway? for some reason...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:25, archived)
# i adore that.
makes want to fire up flash and get all clever.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Sith lords don't make very much money, so...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(zerodin has magical powers., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# That is billboard sized as well
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# haha!
and still the writing at the bottom won't fit on it.
/being a git blog
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Sithtastic I tell ye!
Sithtastic he tells ye!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
Shameless excuse for a compo re-post from the wee hours last night:


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I didn't realise
Winehouse was a jedi name
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:29, archived)
# I had Oola more in mind
Jabba's Twi'lek dancing girl
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
# I have just got Robot Chicken season 2 on DVD
I can't believe it's not Ron Jeremy's butter!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)
# 'ning a noons
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
# 4dam in a wig?
AGAIN?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:09, archived)
# HahahaTeh Warlock!
Of the Son in the castle tower from the Holy Grail

You want me to drop you some stuff off on lightbringer?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:09, archived)
# I'll have my own interwebs on Friday
you got leather tings? I made a drood
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:11, archived)
# I can get some
Panagingersonic? You have anything ya need?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:12, archived)
# not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:14, archived)
# I was talking to panasonic:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# thats why it made no sense to me
online now
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# I've not even started my
leveling yet to my shame. Joined a new guild on Aszune and have been raping Scarlet Monastry for blue goodies. Sorry. I'll try harder
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)
# you can mail me money
that's all I need to get started. I turned a 10g stake into 1400g turnover in 2 weeks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Looking great today Dave!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:09, archived)
# is the hitler icon
one of the latest set?
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
# yes, along with: hedgehog, camera and sheep
rob said he's gonna introduce a new set next week, so hurry if you want one
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:12, archived)
# i'm donating
on monday if the bank is still open when i get off the ferry otherwise on tuesday

believe the cut off date is the 27th
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:14, archived)
# save your money
it's a pain in the ass to keep doing it whwen you get banned ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:18, archived)
# I always look great
I got a free sausage roll off of a gay man today.
I know I shouldn't use my powers for evil but I was hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:12, archived)
# "free sausage roll"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Can you still sit down?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# it went in my mouth
and I swallowed
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# woosomely done
but his face is starting to annoy me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:09, archived)
#
is fac
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:20, archived)
# pffft
yes, i had too many letters.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:24, archived)
# kill it, kill it with
anything.

Laird Dave Drawn.




Click for bigger (361KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:12, archived)
# ooh would you look at that
very nice mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Nicely done!
As you well know

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Awesome!
Puts mine to shame ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] That took far too long...


clicky for biggity
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Walkies!
Typed quietly so my dogs don't hear.

Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:06, archived)
# hehehe
Then I was a kiddie our dog was trained by her. About 20 mins for the dog and about 45 for my folks:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)
# It's is cliched but true
It's amazing how many people have dogs but don't have a clue how to get them to behave.

Same for parents and children, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# She did do something that did prove invaluable
When training the dog she did hand signals at the same time. Coz when dogs get old there's a very high chance of them going deaf.

It's worth reading her autobiography as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:19, archived)
# I shall do that
Ta for the recommendation.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:28, archived)
# haha,
Not long enough shitbag. 'ning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Ah piss off you ginger cunt:P
Actually a huge amount of work went into it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
# must have taken ages to put all those spots on that labrador
you can tell you got bored after that and rushed the rest.

could do better.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Bah
Just because everything you do is ace...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:14, archived)
# you should have gone to specsavers.
i'm one of the biggest butcherers of images on the board. the workings out and the seams are a thing of beauty and should be given equal consideration
when creating an image.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:18, archived)
# haha, but look at the seams on that dog!
( I shall leave the humour up to you ) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Hahaha
That's where they ripped the nadgers off!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:23, archived)
# haha
:D top shoppage

TJ: just made a song for links, anyone know of a good place for me to host an mp3 for such things?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
# www.itunes.com?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
# cr3ation
although you need a thingy code from him, it's something to do with not getting his arse sued over copyright stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# at cr3's place
same place as b3ta hosting, go get an uplaod codez
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# cr3ation?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] My first ever compo entry, sorry for the lack of skill.


For those not in the know, that's her equally obnoxious (and possibly wife-beating) husband.
(Uncle Comrade, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
# I think shes the one that does the beating
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Trying out a cell-shadey style

(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# I seek to encourage this.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# I seek to touch you
*seeks*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)
# *squeal*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:57, archived)
# oh stop whinging!
edit: good to see you Felix, are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Yes.
I had a nice day in the park looking for mushrooms, but it looks like they aren't in season yet, so I after a bit I just lay in the sun. Also the sebaceous cyst which recently appeared on my cock is subsiding somewhat.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# great fortune I'm doing GQ2 and drinking red wine
best thursday ever
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:06, archived)
# it does seem most excellent for a Thursday
evening boys!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Yay goose quest.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
# ver' nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Ace
Though its eerily charlie brown
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# are your animations not a "cel shaded" style already?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Well true
i guess i just mean a completely lineless style..
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Woo
Tis very nice

[edit] I think the lines really added character
or was it the eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# in-jokes are never frontpaged
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Nice TOAPage there

Can anyone explain the Northern Rock pic on the front page to me? I don't want to appear dim but I'm in major RIS country here...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# I gather it's some kind of internet meme to do with Britney Spears.
Not sure of the details.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# not a clue.
but it appears to be some in-joke, meme, bandwagon ( you know, the sort that NEVER make the FP ) badly shopped on a picture of ailing finacier's NR.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Cynicism RAWKS
=]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:50, archived)
# This is what I was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:58, archived)
# ^this
I've deduced so far that it's some whiney britney fan on youtube.

From what I've heard, watching the video may make your ears bleed...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# click "more" under the post and click Kingsizesuperspechul link on youtube





/its not horses!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Pfft.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# arf!
i love the idea of angry cat
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# ANGRY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Thats right trippy like
ow
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Holy woobuckets
Now I'm scared of chairs AND shadows...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# this chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# yay!
you've been doing eye-bending stuff for years now. it seems a bit unnecessary to tell you to keep up the good work :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# That's too weird
but very woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# ooo
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Clever
you big clever
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Vroom!
(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# oooh by jove, what a spiffing aeroplane, i say!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen this before
It's rather good anyhoo
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Jolly nice.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# When I last saw this
Did it have that beige bit on the left wing?
Cant figure out what it is.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# marvelous sir
I applaud you on providing me with a thread to pearoast in.



Click for bigger (303KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Very nice, reminds me of the work of Zoot.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:11, archived)
# what a cunt
he was, I am led to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:20, archived)
# 2pacs first album didnt work so well
fluffeh tiem ?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:32, archived)
# IF U AER FEELIN NOT TO FLUFFEH
I CN MAEK U FLUFFEH AGEN
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
# and in return i shall teach you the english, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# English? What the hell is that?
Some kind of fish?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# the art of spear throwing
**spears**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# /cry
All I wanted was a hug..

BUT I CAN'T REDEEM MY OWN COUPONS =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# i have no coupons
but what the hell! **hugs**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Aww ^_^
Although you get spear'd by default.


YARR
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# it wouldnt be the first time i've been speared by default :P
/sore arse blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# *reads small print*
minimum purchase requirement of $40?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# It's definitely not a quickly shopped staples coupon
Honest...

/shifty eyes
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)

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