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The Diana "that 1988 trip to theme park with kids/ 1997 death car" Memorial Flume

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:05, archived)

ha ha, this is worthy of a woo

at the very least.

Also, I have just stumbled across a woman on the interweb who appears to be named Diana Mercedes.
Arf!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:10, archived)

She could catch bullets

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:05, archived)

She could pick lice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)

hah!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:07, archived)

die anna

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:02, archived)

Heh

Nicely

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:04, archived)

Ahahahaha

Oh, my.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:04, archived)

How many lawsuits did this create?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEbmJi3ROKk

are they still in use? That's pretty fucking dangerous.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:04, archived)

splendid.

they should be a bit more powerful and propel cars skywards.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:08, archived)

what if it punctured the petrol tank?

plus kids in carseats... it's fucking dangerous.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:17, archived)

I like the music

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:08, archived)

I love that vid!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)

Same thing's happened in Newbury.

There's signs, up people should learn to read.

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)

Pay tribute to Diana? We've already been beaten to it...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:59, archived)

i have lost my brain somewhere between ebay and this post

i RIS LIKE

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:03, archived)

Indeed,

although she has to fight for space against Maddie these days

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:03, archived)

and another pea for compo

he stuck it in Di

and woo, you could also have the daily mail.

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:05, archived)

have I seen something?

If you reverse the 2nd and third letters of Daily, then swap L and Y for N and A, you get the true title of the paper!

Perhaps someone graphically talented could do the animation - I would but my talents lie in other areas.

(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 17:54, archived)

"And now on Channel 4 ANOTHER documentary about Diana"

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:56, archived)

You spelled "seam" wrong

But still a mild lol

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:57, archived)

^This.

It's a shit compo.

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ClanSoul, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:58, archived)

What.. a new compo?

About Diana.... Oh fucking great!

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Aenesis, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:05, archived)

I don't particularly. Though Forbidden Planet might if they made these...

REPOSTING

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:59, archived)

*signs up*

*collects*

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Cae1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:59, archived)

hahaha, excellent

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)

Is there a special Diana figure with her head trapped between the two front seats of the car

complete with fake blood?

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)

It would make a good

playset.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:02, archived)

*Screeeeeeeeeeeech*

*BANG! CRAAASH! FWOOM!*

"Squeeeeeeeeeem!"

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:03, archived)

"With lights and sounds"

Yes!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:04, archived)

A little cord in Diana's back that when you pull it goes

"Urrrrrr, urrrrr, ah ah ah, urrrrr ... Ambulance Sirens.....BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)

And then it plays the funeral song!

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)

I so very want a Poseable Witchell

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:01, archived)

this is good

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:10, archived)

Excellente

click

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:12, archived)

The death of Diana - in road signs

... and a bit of artistic licence...

I have No idea why I did this, to be honest, it's been a long day

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:54, archived)

hahahaha

original work yet again.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:56, archived)

Ha!

Very nicely done sah =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:57, archived)

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

mr The Great Architect

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:02, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:05, archived)

Here we go...

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:50, archived)

pearosting whore

(winnah)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:52, archived)

hah!

And I saw that ninjaing.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:52, archived)

<smirk>

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:53, archived)

Holy yes!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:54, archived)

Heh

I like that.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:55, archived)

Stealthily woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:56, archived)

haha

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gravytrain, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:53, archived)

Ok I admit I didn't reply first time

so WOO! Dirty pearoaster

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:36, archived)

...

</distinct lack of effort>

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le brian, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:43, archived)

Is it only me that has'nt got the last...4 things? :D

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Cae1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)

first one

redexed, second one is fairly obvious, and i think this is the whole dead diana/dando lookalike joke

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:45, archived)

Di and Dodi died.

That's basically the whole joke.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)

dey die do don't dey do

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)

aye.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:48, archived)

Pretty much

"Di died, Dodi died, Dando died: Dido must be shitting herself"

Barely worth the Google for a piccy. Please can we have something other than a shop-a-celeb challenge?

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le brian, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:48, archived)

ah ok.

I have a shit memory.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:50, archived)

I SEE

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Cae1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:54, archived)

di, dodi & dando

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:48, archived)

what's the difference between prince charles and neighbours?

one had mrs mangel, the other had a mangled missus

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gravytrain, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:51, archived)

"die di, die die dodi"

as was stuck in my head all morning of the event (to the tune of that bay city rollers song)
poor taste, obviously, but i can claim it was a side-effect of being overwhelmed with grief, can't i?
maybe not

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:53, archived)

well i was watching daylight

when it happened, and then watching tubthumping on the totp repeat

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:54, archived)

Ok.

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Cae1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:51, archived)

waspy i take it all back

ban this filth!

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gravytrain, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:45, archived)

ha! you love Dido

you're wanking right now

by the by: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/11061

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)

i blast my salty load as soon as i see her

which has been embarrassing at record shops

signed up too

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gravytrain, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)

thats fuddin great

pea.

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)

You am legend

I haven't laughed this much since my Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle

(eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)

Colin & Fergus, the Edinburgh Fringe, 2004

Colin & Fergus at The Pleasance
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/edinburgh2004/questionnaire/colin_and_fergus.shtml

"Dodo died, Dodi died, Di died, Dando died... Surely Dido's looking a bit worried?"

Great joke!

(kyz, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)

Takes me back to b3ta 2004..

..where this same joke was conveyed.

Woo, tho!

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 8:33, archived)

hahahahahah (cont.)

ahahahaahashahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

you sir, are a fucking legend among men

click, click and thrice click!

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

I like the way

you kept Dido out of the Entertainment category, but was it really sensible to use Music instead?

... and Ob. Woo, natch.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)

Arf!

/relurks

(Dooley, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)

best so far!

by quite some way

(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:38, archived)

A fitting tribute to the nations favourite shag

(flamangathon is not local, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:40, archived)

hahahaha

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:42, archived)

haha

send him to the front line

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gravytrain, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:42, archived)

woot...have this

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:56, archived)

Say hello to my little friend.

(Photo taken after crash!)

(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:39, archived)

looks pretty realistic.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:40, archived)

Why thank you

Didn't take that long either

(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:43, archived)

Redex?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:43, archived)

Odd

not loading for me either, going to get a new host

(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)

your gratitude was misplaced

redexing for me too.

sorry.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)

redex also

think its a link problem

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Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:15, archived)

good evening the board.

Ooh, new compo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)

the most popular one yet!

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gravytrain, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:45, archived)

nope

edit: now i can see, erm, brian ferry in a dress?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)

You never said which one

and might I add she's the best one, how can you beat this:
content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/3/32/JaneBadler(Diana).jpg :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:32, archived)

I don't get it

But never mind.
Are you still doing zombies btw?

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Cae1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:33, archived)

thats because all you lot were born way too late

and sort of, I've drawn you though, just haven't coloured it. It can take months for me to find the time.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:34, archived)

ah well.

& cool. you have? :D yay

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Cae1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:36, archived)

Have you done me yet?

You said it'll be in book 4

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ClanSoul, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:40, archived)

no, see above

you kids are really fucking demanding!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)

Christ on a bike!

Icke was right!!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:36, archived)

the goggles

they do nothing!

oh and woo

(spook, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:42, archived)

Hahahaha

Class.

They repeated all of V on the sci-fi channel recently.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)

hahahahaha

well, i know what you're on about :D

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)

I might bring your neighbourhood down, Gooder,

But they'll eat it.

(Jimmy Jangle, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)

Ah...

How I longed to be used as a plaything in a feud between Diana and Lydia. I would have a silly first name like Geoffrey I suppose and Diana would have shot me in the back at some stage with a defiant look at my smoking corpse.

(Mazrim, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)

Ring Game

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)

That is both shit and fantastic at the same time

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)

*agrees*

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)

genius

genius

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)

haha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)

ha!

compo it/them (all your posts of them i mean).

go on, you know you want to

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:23, archived)

my only one. that's a promise.

although the funeral was fun, spent the whole day ignoring it with a young lady from finsbury park.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:38, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:38, archived)

I need to click this

BADLY!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:49, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Clicks furiously

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:50, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:41, archived)

Holy shite

Thats spoooooky.

/never sleeps again

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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)

OMGLOLZ!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)

Vwing!

Unusual subject for a vector...

(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)

very nice

You can't go wrong with that scene, the colours are lush, its a cinematic masterpiece.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)

Yeah I know

It's just a shame Luke's saber gets lost in the background a bit.

(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)

the lens flare is a mistake, take it back off ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)

Ya reckon?

I'll keep it on the one on my dev art :p

(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)

you want a yellow edged glow for the normal clash colour

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:33, archived)

Nice

Compo it!

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)

Lovely work!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)

I just finished watching A New Hope again.

Pleasant sight =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:30, archived)

Great stuff

moar of this sort of thing!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE

Diana: It's been a full decade since the People's Princess tragically lost her life, and b3ta has never properly paid tribute. It's time to put that right.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:10, archived)

Oh dear....

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:10, archived)

you get the feeling it's gonna be pearoasts and crap puns?

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)

~~pearoasts and~~
~~puns~~

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)

I've shopped a fair bit of Diana in my time here, but I don;t want a whole fucking week of them

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)

precisely.

It's been ten years for crying out loud.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)

i wish the mods/god/admins would listen to us for once

we dont like this pull this quicker than virgin did!!!!

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:19, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)

winnar

you win the compo

NEXT!!!!!

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:23, archived)

LOL

DIANA AMY WINEHOUSE ELVIS PRESLEY LOLOLOL

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Compo it now!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)

if b3ta wanted to it would

i don't need to see any pics of that woman. see y'all in a bit...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)

...a week, to be precise

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)

ah hello you

yeah thought about saying that, but with our respective birthday's on sunday i might be about to celebrate. you got anything planned?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:13, archived)

happy birthday to the two of you

(I won't be about for a bit after tonight)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)

thank you sir, I hope you have a pleasant time while away form the board

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)

cheers fella

it will also be mr invinoveritas' birthday

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)

I have nothing planned (hopefully)

I am looking forward to a day of doing nothing.
trust me, that will be a truly awesome day if I can get around to doing nothing.
your good self? how old will you be?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)

edit: and no nothing planned for the day. going out for food on friday

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)

sounds lovely, I shall be a whole 365 days younger than your good self

/but probably looking twice as old as this week draws on

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)

enjoy yerself

and as per my promise i'm off now before the board explodes and runs at several hundred miles an hour...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)

uh-ohhhh

this could be ~~interesting~~ sub judicae

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)

oh nose

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)

oh fuck

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)

I predict a lot of complaints about this

due to masses of reposts and the like,
but I don't care, I'm disappearing for a week or two.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)

me too

as of friday, i'm off work, so i won't be on b3ta as much :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:13, archived)

you can't go

*holds happytoast down*

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:13, archived)

sorry, after tonight I'm webless for a few weeks

not sure how I'll survive :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)

might give the rest of us a chance with the FP though ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)

you're one to talk ;)

/jealousy, green with jealousy blog

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)

hahaha, beginner's luck ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)

no offence fraser

don't you think the diana stuff has been done to death a bit? i only ask as there are probably better ideas in the challenge QOTW

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:13, archived)

exactly

diana was a massive cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)

i may have to try and learn some more shoppage skills

and make some better work
and continue on my aninmation

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)

if only someone had suggested a compo about robots or shit

;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)

hewitt, carling, fayed... you're probably right

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)

^ WITH BIG BEN ON IT

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)

diana
elvis
amy winehouse

what's with all the name (and name only) compos. too samey.

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)

I doubt he'll listen if you spell his name wrong ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)

fixed

have not worth it's own thread pea

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)

~~if you spell his name wrong ;)~~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)

yes

i know i'm a spacker lilun is being a moose at moment, he's stealing my attention

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)

None taken

If the challenge QOTW comes up with ideas that people like, we use them. The most popular suggestion this year (by a country mile) was Mictoboy's 'Elvis' suggestion, but it still generated loads of complaints. It's just the way it is.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)

but maybe the 3 in a row that are shite says a lot dont you think?

E.G: b3ta.com/board/7671961

b3ta.com/board/7671937

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)

It's actually

one in a row. Last week's was a QOTW suggestion, and a popular one at that.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)

sorry not the ninja one

but there have been some shit ones recently i must admit i have not seen an uproar about a challenge like this since i joined b3ta.

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)

There is uproar

every week. Even when we choose the most popular selection from the board, there is uproar.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)

If that was true

why can't we see the popular page on Image challenge and QOTW suggestions?

You don't even post on b3ta anymore, your profile is all redexes.

You turn up for 5 minutes a week to post an image challenge that no one wanted.

Time to step down?

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:32, archived)

happy b3taday young squire

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:34, archived)

Ta!

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:35, archived)

All fair points

1. Because it's mod-only by default. I'll ask about getting it changed.

2. That isn't new. I've never really posted on b3ta.

3. It's wrong to assume that because I don't post I'm not on the board.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:36, archived)

Thanks for being nice

I'm just grumpy because you didn't pick my suggestion on my b3taday.

*sniffs*

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:42, archived)

It may still

get picked

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)

*Hopes raised*

*Dashed*

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)

i don't envy your weekly job at all

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)

Me neither

There are always and always will be complaints.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:57, archived)

*hides under piles of rotting flowers*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:13, archived)

first amy winehouse, then elvis, and now diana. Next week; Edith Middleton, from 29, Arcacia Grove, Swindon. Shop her how you see fit

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)

b3ta has become such a publicity seeking whore

I blame the Virgin 'challenge' it's all gone a bit shite since that fiasco

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)

hmmm, its a bit restricting limiting it to just one person, and having 3 challenges like that in reasonably quick succseeion makes it an showcase of seeing the same face again and again for a week

very little diversity, as most people concentrate on the obvious qualities or characteristics of a person to geta laugh, hence there will be lots of mercedes/landmine/shagging hewitt images this week, and lots of 'binduns'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)

indeed

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:19, archived)

we need a revolution!!!

overthrow the government!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)

I'm right behind you prodge

*holding the placard of protest*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:19, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)

hahaha

*remembers the nawty step*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)

it's worth the risk!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)

*holds a similar placard a little lower and to the right*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)

*orders monk's robes off ebay*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)

Viva la revolution!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)

arse!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)

Fraser

this is topical, but we do topical anyway. Cat we have a silly compo instead?

Who thought up this compo entry?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)

The challenge

is what you make it.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)

*sigh*

(f_cough Goddamn dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)

I knew it!

i just knew that Quo had something to do with it!

(BoShank, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)

why?

3 fucking challenges in a row...c'mon fraser you can do better than this shit

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)

Not sure

what you mean?

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7671938

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)

Last week

was Ninja Weapons

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:27, archived)

wow a one week break from a tedious challenge

thanks Fraser..you're greeeat

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)

it cant be worded better

than this

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)

My pleasure

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:32, archived)

Stop complaining and post some bastard pictures.

I can think of plenty of worse challenges..... use your brains*

*hit the pub.

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Tart Monkey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:23, archived)

^this

no-one's forced to do compo pics, shop something else instead

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gravytrain, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)

sadly

www.b3ta.com/board/7631667

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:33, archived)

don't you come at me with that two week old argument

i take your point, but christ there's a lot of moaning about compos. just get on with it i say, tis only a website and that

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gravytrain, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:39, archived)

have at you!

everyone likes a good moan

or a sweet pussy

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:41, archived)

this is true

i'm just too cuntfucking mild-mannered for my own good

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gravytrain, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)

I wish

that compo posts went on their own compoboard. Or could be filtered out. They mess with the /board flow anyways... moan... moan...

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Three Dog Man, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:45, archived)

Haha

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:52, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:52, archived)

That makes no sense with the replies

but I see the point

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:58, archived)

I think that the joke is that they will always complain?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)

ace!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:58, archived)

TOSS!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)

Ris?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)

pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:07, archived)

Oof

good work

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)

erm

kitkat are made by the evil nestle, not cadbury's, time out would've been more effective (or a picture of an african woman holding the child she can't afford to keep in milk)

(edit: although negating the news story the pic contains hummus and therefore i will posthumously add this yay that i forgot)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)

arse

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:10, archived)

bandit

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)

*god! that reminds me

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)

arf!

bit of a tj, any one know how i get a .mmf file, i love horses ringtone i think, from my computer to my phone without the bit of copper string that connects the two, and without it costing me a fortune for the rest of my life. not even sure if the tone works.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:13, archived)

bluetooth it,

bluetooth dongles for about £10 nine on mymemory

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:23, archived)

ta. i only want to do it once. old phone hasn't caught blue tooth

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:33, archived)

can you download it from teh netzors?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:23, archived)

buy a bluetooth dongle (if your phone has bluetooth)

or email it to me and i'll message it to you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:45, archived)

this is the right answer

not even sure if it works, merely converted mp3 to mmf which is apparently what polyphonic ringtones are. haven't heard it yet.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:51, archived)

I'd watch it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:00, archived)

i clearly don't watch enough television

as i don't get this at all, sorry

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)

one is kids tv show, the other a fantastic and utterly disturbing BBC2 comedy show

I'll let you work out which is which:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_night_garden
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nighty_Night

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)

hah

fairly do's

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:07, archived)

am i the only one here?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:08, archived)

looks that way

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)

YAY!

Can he put his Ninky Nonk in her Pinky Ponk?

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)

I understand!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)

moar office ninja

previous efforts

(f_cough Goddamn dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)

very nice indeed

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)

&*56$/

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:50, archived)

hahaha

genuine LOL

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)

hahahah

nice

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)

hahahaha

That would make a good flash game.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)

game and watch shirley!

and i believe there already are several flash variations on this theme out there

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)

drop 'em

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)

hahaha

rigole!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)

Hahaha

It's 'Michael Chucks Son'...

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)

i think the bloke in the shop misheard me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)

Nicely shopped!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)

ta!

'twas a bit fiddly

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)

RE: edit: no fucking reposts you cunts

hahahahaha nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)

well

i figured it was worth getting that in early :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:50, archived)

*reads filename*

Hahaha! ;)

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)

you wanted

a cunt~~stable~~'s shirt?
pffft!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)

a policewoman with a shaved fanny?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:48, archived)

had to read filname, clever

very nicley shopped

eavning all

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)

Ha ha

top punnary
reet I'm off for a bit folks to play in a top hat.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:50, archived)

must be a fairly big hat...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)

I want one

woo

(funkatron, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)

nice.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:54, archived)

your sig:

there's no apostrophe in 'hates'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)

there is

if he is the fat emo chicks belonging to hate the biker

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)

very nicely done.

i'd happily wear that.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)

me too :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)

easy click...FP this ace

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)

bit of a late entry

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)

redexing for me.

/obvious blog

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)

does it rotate?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)

pick up your monitor and spin it you lazy so and so

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)

I spun my entire room around the monitor...

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)

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