ha hatook me far too long, did that!
(
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:24,
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Yes I've seen Viz but...I did this image long before Viz published their article. I've got no way of proving that but it's true.
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:41,
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did i see one of these with a pint glass earlier/last night.'tis good though.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:26,
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splendid stuff.and not a speeding vehicle or tunnel in sight.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:25,
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Prototype Seinar Systems X-Wing= white Fiat Uno
(
Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:01,
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Lovely, lovelymake it shoot mice into the shute!
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:27,
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mmmmaybebut I thought...cat...
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:36,
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good onefilesize issues there though
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:30,
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I SAID BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
THEY'VE GOT A ROBERT PALMER T-SHIRT IN THEIR TRAVEL BAG
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
THEY'VE GOT A PRICE UPON THEIR HEAD
I SAID BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
HAVE GOT SOME FRIENDS
WHO JUST FLEW IN FROM LA YEAH
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
THEY HAVEN'T REALLY MUCH TO SAY
(THEY'VE GOT A ROBERT PALMER T-SHIRT IN THEIR TRAVEL BAG
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
THEY'VE GOT A PRICE UPON THEIR HEAD
I SAID BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
HAVE GOT SOME FRIENDS
WHO JUST FLEW IN FROM LA YEAH
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
THEY HAVEN'T REALLY MUCH TO SAY
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:39,
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I'VE GOT ROBERT PALMER'S HEAD IN A BAG, I HAVE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:42,
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Spaz????Now I'm not sure but I don't think that is politically correct!
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:30,
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You're rightI meant 'physically deformed due to gene defect and premature womb/urine introduction'. Sorry.
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:34,
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You're right. At leasthe's not spending his evening on the Internet, wanking furiously.
damn.
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:38,
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damn.
Taking the skin boatto tuna town.
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:00,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Diana"){kind=small}
*clicks*
and adds Diana repost so as not to give it its own thread
Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:21,
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my g/f gave me a right telling off for saying that! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:30,
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Emperors Clothes-tastic*winnar*
(
Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:23,
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Is this a protest at the image challenge theme,or are you just bored?
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:25,
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I don't usually bitch about such matters, but this has to be the lamest topic set yet.IN ALL MY YEARS OF B3TA, ETC, ETC.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:45,
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actually the last three have all been CELEBRITY LOL.Why ask for suggestions if they're always ignored?
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:46,
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Hmm.Honestly, I don't see the problem, it's no worse than any number of feeble bandwagons and memes that people go for. And even if I did dislike it that much, I'd probably just go somewhere else for a bit, or make pics on a different subject, or have a cup of tea, rather than moan about it. The moaning is worse than the slightly feeble pics. I mean, come on, life is short, there's better things to spend you time on than complaining about the image competition on a novelty picture website. Like, say, digging a series of small holes in your lawn to represent the first twenty digits of the Fibonacci series. Or sorting all your pasta into weight order. Or just staring blankly into space and dribbling. Or replying to people who complain about the image competition on a novelty picture website.
Actually, that last one is debatable.
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:01,
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Actually, that last one is debatable.
Staring into space is my specialty! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:13,
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Something the B3ta coding monkeys need to doGive us an "IGNORE ALL FUCKING COMPO ENTRIES UNLESS WE WANT TO FUCKING SEE ENDLESS FUCKING BADLY-SHOPPED PICTURES OF DEAD FUCKING BINTS WE NEVER FUCKING CARED ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE" button so we can avoid having to look at endless badly-shopped pictures of dead bints we never cared about in the first place.
(
boris the spider,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:27,
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Feature requests from non-donating usersgenerally get ignored.
So do feature requests from donating users, but less rapidly.
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:32,
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So do feature requests from donating users, but less rapidly.
i don't really care if they ignore it or notbecause i hardly expect them to do anything about it anyway. i think it would be a good idea and i'd imagine others would agree; i can always go to the image challenge pages to see challenge entries but sometimes it would be nice not to see the board drowned in images that hold no interest for me whatsoever.
but whatever.
(but whatever.
boris the spider,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:36,
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why would you click on a link towheelbarrow-sex.filthsecondsfilth.cn/red-wheelbarrow-white-chickens.html ? it's obviously a hilarious response to me thinking an ignore challenge entries button would be a nice thing.
( boris the spider,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:37,
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I can't help itI'm naturally curious. Even if I can see it's a misguiding link, I'll click it to find out where it goes.
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:39,
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I'm just being cautiousBrand-new computer with Vista on it and only Vista's self-provided protection...
( boris the spider,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:40,
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Youforgot the quotes around hilarious. *kiss*
Edit: "an hilarious" /Radio 4 Listener blog
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:39,
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Edit: "an hilarious" /Radio 4 Listener blog
I considered thembut I hit the @ button instead and decided not to bother.
Edit: I also thought that "an hilarious" would make me sound like even more of a pompous jackass so I left it in the less grammatically-correct but more colloquial form.
(Edit: I also thought that "an hilarious" would make me sound like even more of a pompous jackass so I left it in the less grammatically-correct but more colloquial form.
boris the spider,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:40,
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I disagree.But am mildly amazed:
a) By the presence of a dedicated @ button. My life/keyboard is incomplete; and
b) That Googling "wheelbarrow porn" yielded any hits, let alone that many.
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:03,
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a) By the presence of a dedicated @ button. My life/keyboard is incomplete; and
b) That Googling "wheelbarrow porn" yielded any hits, let alone that many.
What you want is the shiny new image filter options.
(
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:33,
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make it real pleeeeeeeeeeeze!
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:39,
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Just a quickie.
My idea for a compo which I posted ages ago was game characters on their days off.
Not that this is could be an entry for that but...
something like...
[EDIT]I used rosey's image b3ta.com/board/7672291
Now I'm laughing.....haha!
( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:35,
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Needs a more vigorous thrusting motion numberbruncher - correct by nature,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:39,
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Is the way I initailly designed it, but the belt's texture waste too much space in gif animation (poor number of rendundat pixels).
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:43,
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arf!just seen that we di'nt start the fire.
really rather good, ta.
(really rather good, ta.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:20,
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*clunk* *click**every trip into the Paris tunnels being chased by the papparazzi*
/Jimmy Saville blog
/shows age
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:14,
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/Jimmy Saville blog
/shows age
This seems like a good moment to post thisand get it out of the way (it hardly deserves its own thread after all)
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:16,
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HahahahaI think it would be funnier without the text.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:16,
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it was an afterthoughtbearing in mind the gay shift is about to come online as well...
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:22,
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I thought it was funny before I reached the textjust a nicely shopped silly picture.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:35,
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I've received complaints thatsome (ok, most) of my posts are a bit too complicated to understand, so I've taken to adding text here and there.
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:44,
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Ignore stupid peoplethat's my advice.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:08,
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wooyay
Well... until my fever goes away, (38.2°C) I will continue producting nonsenses.
Now go on: blame my incorrect english: I don't care :P
Pffft.Is that that paintball tank I heard about?
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:06,
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I dont know, I just found the picture by google; added animation and wooyay b3ta...
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:08,
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fucked if I'm going to paint my balls with that Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:09,
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What would you normally use? Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:11,
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38.2c is not a feverit's a mild temperature.
(
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:07,
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Really ?Well, Should I edit my post "until my mild temperature..." ? ;)
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:09,
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103fedit: well... 100-103, over that you have problems.
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:11,
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Well bugger me.I had a temperature of 104f a couple weeks back when I had bacterial tonsilitus.
"I think I should go to the doctors mum."
"We'll see how you are in the morning dear."
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:14,
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"I think I should go to the doctors mum."
"We'll see how you are in the morning dear."
We count 103F as a feverbut don't really get concened unless it hits 104f (40c)
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:17,
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I think 200would definitely count as a fever in farenheit as well as centigrade.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:12,
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now this is rather good.splendid stuff.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:11,
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I like thatand I want to have a tank like that
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:15,
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Good show sir!*clicks*
(
Pinecones - had nothing to do with the Hindenberg disaster,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:06,
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hahahaha!and a crap rp from me, posted earlier.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:09,
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HahahahaI'm disappointed that they didn't get round to selling those alanmatronic things. I bet I could have talked the missus into buying one.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:11,
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One's gutted...
Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:54,
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arfand spang
it's the look on the old trollop's face that seals it. have a woo
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:55,
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it's the look on the old trollop's face that seals it. have a woo
PFFFFFFTTT!That tickled me ,that!!!!
Genuine "Genuine lol"
(Genuine "Genuine lol"
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:55,
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HahahaAwesome =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:56,
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two spangs on the trot!wooo :D
(
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:57,
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ha ha hayay!
*spangs all the same*
(*spangs all the same*
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:59,
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hahahahaha! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:10,
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Hahahahahahaha!Love it!
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 4 Oct 2007, 8:57,
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Das istsehr ubergewrongen
Ich uberclicke das
Ja ich bin ein!
(Ich uberclicke das
Ja ich bin ein!
johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before,
Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:49,
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PffftWas'n das für'n Quatschdeutsch?
(
Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future.,
Thu 4 Oct 2007, 15:57,
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oh god how that made me laughstraight to hull with you (both of us i suppose)
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Thu 4 Oct 2007, 15:37,
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HahahahaYou are an evil evil man.
( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future.,
Thu 4 Oct 2007, 15:56,
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Hahahahaha!Top stuff!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:51,
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Andbody?Woo otherwise :)
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:51,
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:)i clicked before the correction
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:58,
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oof! Plus a quick cheeky R-P for teh comp
Twas Mariokart all along :D
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:54,
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HAHAOh man, now I have to break out the N64 again =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:00,
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That's Gamecube
Mario Kart: Double Dash.
Just FYI.
(Mario Kart: Double Dash.
Just FYI.
droogii why stay still when you can roll,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:06,
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hahahalovely jubbly
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:54,
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that made my wife lolwhich is a rarity with b3ta
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:42,
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I just wish I had never seen thatEVAR!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:42,
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'shopped pictures only, please ;)/that's making me chuckle and no mistake
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:43,
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I bet you had super happy fun googling that pictureHehehehe
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:43,
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He looks like an arsehole!!!!!But he always did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:43,
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Hahahahait took me a minute.
"UH WUH BECUH UHHFUHH!"
/ just re-read all of Preacher blog
("UH WUH BECUH UHHFUHH!"
/ just re-read all of Preacher blog
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:45,
archived)
Oh dear, the TV show starts soonand you KNOW they're gonna fuck it up.
Starting with a name change from Arseface to Assface.
Betcha.
(Starting with a name change from Arseface to Assface.
Betcha.
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:59,
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Really?I hadn't heard about that.
It will probably be shit.
Edit:probably definitely. Written by the same guy who wrote the Daredevil and Ghostrider films.
(It will probably be shit.
Edit:
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:03,
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You're talking about conspiracy to murder...Right?
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:34,
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What gives them there floaty power?nings all
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:35,
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I knew it would be some sort of river dwelling mammal!Thanks for clearing that up.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:42,
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ottersOF FUCKING COURSE
/ changes entire gcse specification due to this new information
(/ changes entire gcse specification due to this new information
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:47,
archived)
Fine praise, Rocky, fine praise The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:43,
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Nice!Can't upload right now, so I'll just drop this pea here.
(
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:38,
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHTand so on
nice - long live hrh vibrating head girl
(nice - long live hrh vibrating head girl
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:43,
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Yet another pointless re imagining of events...
I imagine her head wobbling like a hula girl!
..wil,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:21,
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said Will Carling... Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:36,
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ooohreminds me of the diana sat nav:
"put your foot down i think we can lose them"
might make that as an entry actually
(,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:13,
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"put your foot down i think we can lose them"
might make that as an entry actually
you 'aint wrong there sir. god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:12,
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that was trifficnice one sir.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:19,
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Word!All that's missing is a hefty wedge of taxpayer's cash thrown at it to make a true British monument.
( Pinecones - had nothing to do with the Hindenberg disaster,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:18,
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Recantgle
Click for bigger (49KB)
Triangutan
Sqaureephant
Cubeshark
Square Bear
suggestions for the next animal? 2D shapes preferebly
DUM4S5 =],
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:07,
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so sick of his faceand Laird something or other
and that Psychedelic nutter
(and that Psychedelic nutter
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:07,
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^and pedantichrist's a cock
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:09,
archived)
I was going to gaz you to sayhear hear but then decided to go pubic about my total agreement and risk being called a nasty name :)
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:18,
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you mean shameless self publicisation is bad?!oh noes!
*zips up*
(*zips up*
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:19,
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No no noYou don't suffer from self-publicationism.
Carry on unzipping :)
(Carry on unzipping :)
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:21,
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good for you!~be brave young one!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:21,
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I am neither brave nor youngbut ooh I am Goode ;)
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:22,
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chewing gum, chewing gum... M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:26,
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I think it's the fake eyes mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:09,
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I like the goatalthough, not in THAT way, obviously
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:08,
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Come onwe all like some goat every now and then
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:10,
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*mumble, mumble*
yeah ok, maybe...
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:13,
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Richard Gere is looking kina roughWoO!
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:18,
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nicely done sir.i too share m3's sentiments however.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:12,
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as found here yeahwww.cadsandbounders.harpski.com/page2.html ?
my son is in the same set of pics somewhere
nicely :)
(my son is in the same set of pics somewhere
nicely :)
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:21,
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correctI see Maddie's in there too
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:32,
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Theres some classic b3tans in those pics!!!Names long forgotten!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 3 Oct 2007, 21:33,
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