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from last night: www.b3ta.com/board/7683670
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:50, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Cor!
Tha's a bit fuckin lush, like :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Riddle-me-rum, riddle-me-ree.
HOW MANY FILTARS DO YOU SEE?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:11, archived)
# HOLD ON JUST A SECOND...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:16, archived)
# If I had lens flare on this shitty program, you can bet I'd have used it!
 
Background source: blur, sepia tint, paint effect.
Foreground vector: blur, transfer background texture to foreground.
Background: colour bars, grey noise.

DO YOU SEE?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Heh
actually I just saw the nice colors and liked it :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Thanks.
I like it, too.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:19, archived)
# filtadlol!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:40, archived)
# *smokes*
Also from last night, but after you left I think.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:22, archived)
# oh no I saw that.
 
did she record the song?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Lazy bitch likely fell asleep.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:36, archived)
# well her lights were still on.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:44, archived)
# I can't do it without my band, srry.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
You're such a tease.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:04, archived)
# oh, nice.
must have been after my bedtime last night.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:58, archived)
# meep meep
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:35, archived)
# That's cool
bet he's only got 1st gear
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Imagine the traffic queues
that'd form behind one of those on the A1
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:40, archived)
# actually
I clocked it at nearly 30 going round the rosebushes. Tears the lawn up something wicked.

Keeps the dog fit mind you.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:46, archived)
# Hehe
I can imagine a tortoise would love to burn rubber given the opportunity.

I can't imagine his reaction speeds would be up to much though.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:48, archived)
# 'ave a friend to keep him company
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Get down and give me 20 private!
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(several hours later)
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(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:44, archived)
# VROOOOM
Woo sir =]
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Quick & doirty...

probably should've just gone to bed :|
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)
# i'm in ur skyz
steeling ur mouses
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)
# They would be most welcome in that case
our cat just brings them in
& as she's too big a jessie to kill them she just leaves them running round :(
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:34, archived)
# she's providing insurance for her continued employment.
elegant proof of feline intelligence, that.

nice pic!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:54, archived)
# you're so pretty
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# ahhhahhah!
 
and yet, strangely effective.

woo!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:46, archived)
# perhaps i need some sleep
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Is that me?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)
# if this is you
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:28, archived)
# no wai, that's me!
no wai, i had that boil removed.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:50, archived)
# Ok, nightmare time again


It makes me laugh, but it also scares the smelly brown stuff out off me
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:32, archived)
# coffee grounds?
molasses?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:50, archived)
# pffffft!
 
Wait, what?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:53, archived)
# no, you just need a smaller codpiece.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:51, archived)
# Seeing as it's that time of night, and
in honour of my B3ta day, I'll leave you with this cheeky re-post - last posted Sun 17th Nov 2002 at 14:27...

Night all!

(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Happy B3TA Day!
Someone has stencilled HAMMERTIME onto all the stop signs near where I live. Wasn't me, honest! But it still makes me smile though. Someone has also added skis to a kangaroo sign.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:21, archived)
# I can't find my hammertime graffiti image
So you'll have to have furtive instead:

(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:27, archived)
# G'nite
is most woo

I think I do actually remember this (was a lurker for many moons), but, more than likely, just drink affected (lack of) memory ;)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)
# happy day, belatedly.
*avoids posting same damned cake pic yet again*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:46, archived)
# ok then...
youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU very strange song... found it by typing random words one day, the word of choice being what.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:57, archived)
# I think you're in for a world of hurting, boy...
That's you!

Seriously? Please don't post a new thread without an entertaining picture. Each new thread drives the oldest one off the page (limit of 15 threads on the board). If you've got a question (and there are many b3tans happy enough to answer them for you), please post it as part of an existing thread - say, one you created with some visual content already. Thank you!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:59, archived)
# just wondered
if there was a FUCKING PICTURE TO GO WITH THIS POST???????
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:59, archived)
# there is actually...
i shall post it soon

i already have one caled crog which is a frog and a crocodile. good times
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:01, archived)
# I think I'll be back later.
Bye.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)
# While we're telling you off anyway,
I should point out that a link to something you found on YouTube doesn't count as posting a picture. There is a links board for that. This board is for posting pictures that you have made yourself.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)
# No.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:00, archived)
# If you would like to chat to people
may I suggest you do so over at that talk board. (There is also a sperate board for links which is a better place to put your youtube clips.

If you insist on starting threads with inane conversation here, you will probably upset the locals and be branded as a troll.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:03, archived)
# )
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# -:
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:13, archived)
# |+>
(that's a pope hat, that is)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Well, considering this is already a failure
Have this:
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Ha ha
pwned! What makes that is the grey dot texture like you made it in Excel!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:04, archived)
# It's comic book style!
... Also it was made in MS Paint and saved as the wrong format at first.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:06, archived)
# No explanation needed
it looks great!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:09, archived)
# oh dear
Yes.
I created a Grabbit.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:03, archived)
# How about
a Giraffodil?


CFB
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:06, archived)
# thats lully
be careful tho, Grabbits eat everything.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:09, archived)
# awwwwwww!
 
How lully!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Go to the talk board
they wouldn't like you either but that's beside the point.

edit: actually, wait, that's the best part of the point
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:05, archived)
# And take this, too
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Oh dear... first no piccie, now a link that should be on the links board
have an elephinch:

(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)
# The bear is on its way.

(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:16, archived)
# if this picture makes sense I don't want to know how
woo!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:21, archived)
# I laughed too loud and woke Jim.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Even the font is perfect.
Wonderful stuff.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)
# This is wonderful
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:41, archived)
# sorry, we're known for that.
super pic.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:13, archived)
# late night TV?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# What splendidly large cocks they have.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# But not too large
this is the crucial difference from the Mr. Hands channel
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)
# you missed the 't'
from 'donkety'
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)
# haha, you're a normal.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:10, archived)
# donkety cock nailed to a board covered in shit


says the cow.....
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Needs more layer
flattening.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)
# happy candle day
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Cheers!
Have this: :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)
# pfft
quality
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Loving your
Abbey Road pics!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Thanks
They were a pain to do (for an amateur)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)
# I did one once
Yours are MILES fucking better!
Love the bouncy castle (by which I mean Space Hopper) :)

I can't seem to be arsed making animations anymore. (probably a good thing)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)
# hahaha
Well it made me chuckle!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Yay NoHands!
And woo to your lovely anim!

edit: and Happy B3taday!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Ta
and ta :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Is that....
...Tabby Road?

/gets coat
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:33, archived)
# yay
that's triffic.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Now I shall sing
Patrick Moore all night.

[EDIT: fuck it, you have to now as well
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)
# why did i click it..
its in my head all night now..
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)
# now hey,
that things flatter than keira nightleys chest .... still tap it though
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Heh hee...
I love Tesco Value stuff. The images, not the actual stuff.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)
# blimey
almost funny, not a huge filesize, good effort. :D

now copy is over to a .gif and make the base layer transparent. then use the background eraser and magic eraser to ge rid of the white and shrink the cnavas down to 280 pixels wide.

ill give yo a click for trying tho.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Life's so much better at this time of night.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:44, archived)
# ning manley
aint seen you for a while. i dont venture onto this side of the fence that often.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Nor I the other.
is all well in the world?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)
# /talk is full of gays. wobblies and ladyboys.
as ever, how are things on this side of the fence?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:50, archived)
# I had a fun couple of weeks pretending that I believed anyone who drew animals to be a a paedophile,
but I have settled back into stale old pedantry again now.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# hehe, damn you pedants!
*burns embassy*

night dude. sleepyteimz
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)
# I have been watching videos on youtube
youtube is full of nutters

and why is there a donkety cock nailed to a board

won't the donkety be annoyed?

:D
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Feedback, as requested:
Too much whitespace and a bit too big for the board,

Think about shading and shadows, perhaps the signs could to with some shadowing and maybe the boy's forehead?

I'd maybe have taken the yellow writing out if the top sign with the clone tool.

Really nice work on the sign text though, the shaping of the letters is very good.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)
# thanks a bunch,
of bananas... i actually left the writing by choice, i thought it really gave it that "tesco is shit/cheap(or whatever you have against tesco)etc."
and thanks for your kind words XD 'preciated.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)
# I had a peek in your hard drive and ...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)
# OMG! PR0N! LOLOLOLOL!!!!11eleven
TOAP
*cries*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Gonna sound like a fool now, but....
can anyone tell me how to merge all layers in P.S ? I seem to have forgotton :S cheers
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:31, archived)
# layers
flatten
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:32, archived)
# why thankyum very much
all of you fuckers could learn a lesson of respect of this guy here....nah, im just kiddin' you are all great virtual people :) just like the pornos i watch....there my great virtual girlfriends.

anyways gonna be posting a pic now .... so give me some feedback plerz.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)
# *strokes*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)
# pfft
respect? me? you got the wrong fucking b3tan mate :D
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)
# its <img src="http://imagehost.com/directory/image.jpg">
before you ask :P
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Christ.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Someones about to face the music!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:32, archived)
# nah, not at this time of night.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:33, archived)
# /past bedtime blog
;)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)
# nn :P
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Layer-merge all layers
voila
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:33, archived)
# hmm did they change it?
flatten image
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Both do the job
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)
# ahh *shrug*
havent photoshopped in anger for ages. need a new tablet and my mouse shopping skills are a monumental FAIL
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)
# I do everything with a touchpad
or a trackball at work.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)
# boil it in dolphin piss for a month then throw it at a tramp
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)
# thats just how mummy used to cook em ..
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Shift-Ctrl-Alt-E
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Woo
and hippy b3taday from My Lordship.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:12, archived)
# yay! happy b3tadays all round!
'night all
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)
# happy b3taday!
g'nite b3ta!!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)
# You've been saying g'nite for a couple of hours, heh.
Lying bastard! ;)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Oooh
Two candles. H.B.D to you sir!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:12, archived)
# happy b3taday
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)
# happy b3taday to you too.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)
# oooohh happy time
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)
# and happy happies to you too
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:21, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY!!!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Much
Obliged Sire.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)
# happy b3taday!
g'nite b3ta!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Cheers
:)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)
# did you like that?
ace and well done
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Liked it
I liked it a lot! Ta!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Fekk
off, old-timer, there ain't no fields 'round 'ere no more!

Hippo burpday :¬)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)
# I remember when there was
though. Everywhere you looked, as far as the cunt could fuck!

Ta! :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)
# happy b3taday
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)
# T
a :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Yay, happy cockerness :)


To bed I flee
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Blimey that's smooth
Nice one and thanks!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:15, archived)
# happy birthday
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:17, archived)
# hehe
Jahled... Star Wars...?
Nah, you must be thinking of someone else.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:17, archived)
# that ship is a bit nicely done..
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)
# woo, yay,
and indeed, hoopla!

happy b3taday!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:15, archived)
# WYH back
at you! Cheers!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Huzzah!
& many happy b3tadays :D
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Here's
to another five. Ta.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Happy Birthday
Time just spazzes by...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:28, archived)
# It does that
doesn't feel like five minutes...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Many Happy B3tan Returns!
:)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Cheers
Frappa :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Happy day!
More Dibnah please.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)
# He rocks doesn't
he! Dibnah FTW!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Hippo Birdie Two Ewes!
I need to start planning my own since it's up in 30 days!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] "Mummy, can that man draw my picture?..."
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)
# I have no idea
but I don't mind.

You're a great n00b.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)
# this with bells and extra marsupials
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)
# oooh that's quite frightening
and certainly gets a *click*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)
# wow
you rock
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)
# lol
woo! welcome to b3ta
shop up a chair pull off a kitten and woo a yay houpla!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:12, archived)
# thanks all
*scurries off into dark corner*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:19, archived)
# YAY...!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Ha
ha!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Woof yer kipper!
very nicely done :)

Actually, I think that's one of the best things I've ever seen on here :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:29, archived)
# This is goodness
so much goodness I shall *click*
*clickity*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Hee, agreed with the others, you're ace
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)
# here is he.....


Click for bigger (100KB)
fab-u-lous
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Is that a command for mongoloids to listen up?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)
# i'm all ears
and tongue
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)
# ahah it was a lower case L
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)
# omg someone stoled your username and posted your pic lol!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)
# what a great comment by discomeats
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)
# In that case... I think I'll leave this here
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Every little helps...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# I'm wanking
and weeping
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# cor look at the size of those buttons!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Haha
*click*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)
# mum?
haha
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)
# argh
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)
# I used to fancy the department store adverts when I was a teen
/nuf said
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:57, archived)
# im sure someone will request this.... sooner or later....


might aswell give it now !!!!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)
# it's just about to go to seed
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Cock in a flower!
lacks stamena
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Oi!
I made a pun.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# *groan*
how's ur legs/feets?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)
# busted foot.
3 more weeks of resting.

I have been bad and yesterday (Sunday) I fell and put my weight on it.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)
# i know what it feels like not to be able to walk properly (14 months)
hope u feeling better soon :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Well, I broke my back in 2000 and again in 2001
I have never broken my pelvis, thigh, shoulder blade or hip. The rest has been mangled.


Click for details
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)
# ooo, that looks nasty!
did they make you sleep upside down to let the bones fall back into place? it's annoying as hell!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)
# i too have that double jointed toe thing...
wassup with that?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:15, archived)
# i'm looking for my corn with tits gif, damned if i can find it
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Please say i....
for a picture of FATSHARK as MONGSHARK (WARNING, PICTURE MAY OR MAY NOT BE WORTH IT)or jus say i .....
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
# l
l l l l l
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)
# excuse me
but I can't help but notice

your plant has a cock
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)
# cats


(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# wen the delivry starts
they get all the shus to play with!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# I love your shoe cats
more than I love scotch. And I'm a man who loves his scotch.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# p.s.
Night night everyone. Time to rest my aching diaphragm and intercostals.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)
# g'nite!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# SHOOS!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# aww kitten shoes!
i wish that cat would hurry up with my repair panel for my car so i can fix it so i can drive to work next week!
Woo! Yay! kittens!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# smashing!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# YAY
Cats love laces. It can be proven with science.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# *cuteness overloads*
the blue one on the right looks a tad shifty though :|
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Argh! Spam!

(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Bigger dick?
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Brigand Dyke?
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# buy garlic?
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# I do award them bonus points for use of the word 'knob'
If anyone can find spam with the word 'norks' the set will be complete.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# even tho it will say
"increase the size of your norks and your knob"
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# pfff!
revolutionary tool...
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Yeah
I've been using something similar to enlarge images for Firefox in years... They barely invented anything at all! The scoundrels!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# i meant
that his "tool" was revolutionary...
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# OMG AOL LIKE OMG LIKE WOAH THE INTERNET!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Ha! you use AOL!
oh shit, so do I...
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# hah!
YOU use AOL!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# so do i
there cheaper than my old provider
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I'd laugh
but my isp sucks ass
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# so does aol
but for there cock ups they kept me with them for £9.99 a month for life, no othter provider can match that also the bandwidth limit is larger than bt
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# through a straw?
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
# through a long complicated pipework
made from an array of straws
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)
# ahah if its gotta be done...
thats the way to do it
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# I use other clients too
But when I thought about penis enlargement spam, I thought AOL would be most appropriate and believable
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Hahaha
People use AOL
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# well...
"use" is a bit strong.
"tolerate" maybe.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Switch to TALKTALK!
Lol its funny cos'its true
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:27, archived)
# I get about 100 of these a day...
What's special about this one?
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# It's fake
The joke, of sorts, is that the penis enlargement tool they're offering is nothing more than the image zoom icon that appears when you view images too large for your browser in Firefox
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# it's a lot funnier now I realise that
sorry for my previous lack of woo
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# This
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Ah, I see!
I suspected I was missing something, but wasn't sure. That'll teach you to be too convincing!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# It sure has!
Back to my usual blatent, unadulterated Microsoft Paint bollocks I think!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# hee hee hee
took me ages to clock that. :D
Very nice.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yay!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Because I am Manley, I have made a short tutorial on preparing a rabbit for the pot.
Not funny or freaky, just a little tutorial on how to efficiently skin and prepare a rabbit.

I suppose that the adverts could be seen as mildly amusing, but I thought it was interesting, so I present it to you.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# ooh
1) that's informative and nicely presented
2) I'm pleased to say I am no longer aroused (sexually)
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# When were you aroused?


This image uses the magic of Adobe photoshop. No zombie rabbits were forced to copulate in the making of this animation.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# that, my friend, is a hole with no bottom
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# I have no response to this.
You may have won the internet.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# I'm laughing in real life
but yesterday I was so violently ill that I've strained numerous muscles, so the laughing is hurting enough that I'm also crying.

Well done.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# *bookmarks for the coming apocalypse/earthquake/fall of mankind*

thanks!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# That looks really nice. Great for a winter night.
I doubt my girlfriend would let me do that because she is a veggie and very squeemish.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# fair chance she wouldn't eat any, at least
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# She would end up nagging me that its cruel.
And how it makes her skin crawl. I was planning some soup the other day but she started to annoy me about how using a chicken carcass was bad because it had been cooked and cooled down and I was gonna cook it again....
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# i really don't like the idea of recooked chicken...
don't ask me why...
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Why?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# see section A, paragraph 3 line 5
and delete as apprioate, complete in duplicate and return to the desk when you've finished
oh and bring some nice cake too :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Reheating it is bad
cooking it again is fine. Just make sure it boils for 20 minutes.

When we had a hearth we used to keep a pot boiling all winter and just chuck the scrap in it - carrot tips, cabbage water, bones and the like, and it was permanent stock.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Yeah, it was the recooking thing that bothered her...
dispite not going to eat it!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Jim refused to eat rabbit.
She was a vegetarian, before we were a couple, but I managed to wean her onto ducks and pheasants and even a pigeon once (but only once) as well as partridge and woodcock, but she always said 'no rabbit' on the basis that they are fluffy.

My great aunt served rabbit and Jim doesn't want to upset her, since we basically have her to thank for our house, since she prematurely left us the deposit.

Now rabbit is fine too.

Animals which still look like animals are definitely Manley's job though.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# that hugh wittingfettlingson bloke has a good guide too
i'll read it later, but it looks well presented
what will you be doing with the furs?
edit : ok i just read it... why not turn them into shoe liners? or a nifty hat?
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# I shall fling them.
It is sad, but people (including a few of my friends) react so badly to fur that it's dangerous to use them.

I can understand in situations such as our MD and her mink, where they are angry that they continue the trade, but to me a rabbit skin is like leather.

Not worth it though.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# hugh fearnley-whittingstall.



....i like river cottage...
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# He did a placenta as well,
but frankly not nearly as well as I did mine.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# i wouldn't eat placenta
even a quorn one
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# i just get the idea of canablism and kinda puts me off....
i mean i'll probably eat it if someone had cooked it for me... but i wouldn't choose it on a menu... if you know what i mean?
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# I'm more in favour of cannibalism than most other meat types
as long as informed consent is involved.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Well, I discussed this,
we had vegans at our placenta party and I asked the vegan society about it and also about Armin Meiwes. They were not particularly forthcoming besides to say 'eating meat is bad m'kay?'.

havingapoo.blogspot.com/2007/07/vegans-in-avoiding-question-shocker.html
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# yeah
if it was a matter of life or death, i'd have no problem with cannibalism. if i died, i'd give permission for the others to eat me to survive.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)
# *gets knives and forks ready...*
just incase... :p
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
# heh
i'm marinated in soy sauce right now. been the chinese for tea.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)
# funny enough....
i had home made chinease today :D
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)
# mum took us all
as a little treat
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)
# i normally have to buy the chinease
:o
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)
# she was in a bus crash
so she just got a load of cash. all we got was a chinese.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)
# I have actually pointed some pregnant friends of mine to your placenta guide.
One called me a sick fuck and they don't call any more. (don't know how she knew, she's never fucked me) The other is going to give the recipe a go. Not a bad ratio I think.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# i have two of his cookbooks :)
i do agree with alot of his principles and lifestyle choices
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# he's the main reason
i grow my own veg
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# I do it solely for personal pride.
That's enough for me.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
# there is something immensely satisfying
about eating a plate of veg that you've grown yourself
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)
# I get the same thing from game.
Coming back from the allotment we had when we lived in Corsham, with potatoes, artichokes, broccoli, carrots, suede, parsnip, horseradish, nasturtium seeds to pickle, onions and a pigeon which was trying to eat my cabbages was the best meal ever.

This despite the fact that Jim tried to cook the pigeon until the juices ran clear, bless her.

It was about the size of my fist when she'd finished.

I'd like to rear guinea fowl, but only when I am wealthy enogh to keep them out of earshot.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)
# i'd love to keep chickens
but here in the suburbs, that's not a very good idea.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# We always used to.
I prefer quail eggs and I prefer guinea fowl to eat.

Chickens are fairly shit to be honest.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)
# im not overly fond
of the gamey taste, but i love chicken. rabbit pie is gorgeous, haven't had that for years!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)
# tell u what i dislike about growing your own veg...
stupid fat slugs! and catapillars and some ugly beetle things (that i've so often nearly cut up and cooked)
catapillars ate all my brocolli :(
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Purple sprouting?
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
# aye
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)
# they got
all my cabbages this year. they ruined most of my purple sprouting broccoli, too.

edit: mindpiss!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Didn't have to skin or gut mine...
.. but it was a bastard to bone out.
/edit. that's better.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# It's a redex.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# But I have managed to see it.
You appear to have linked to a page rather than an image?

Looks very palatable though.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# yeah, it stopped a gap.
ta!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# This brings back happy memories
of my childhood, when my uncle used to show me how to skin them for the pot.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Hippy b3taday.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)
# oooh! so it is! cheers!
I am 3!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)
# ta!
sadly, it am bed tiem
'night b3ta
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
now thats classical!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)
# We're on to the smooching bit of the story...
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# yeah!
Pimp my bard
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Love your drawing styleeeee...
Lovely :)

Edit:
In other news, more from the BBC's "inappropriate images" files:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7034887.stm

Who turned up to the scene - Life on Mars?
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
# wow...
that's pretty shit image selection right enough.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# it's good
but it's no
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)
# cuntryside,
surely?
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Ta.
Hippy b3taday for tomorrow.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Ooooh yeah!
I should do something special for the BIG 5!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# this bit made me laugh for no apparent reason...
"David Shukman goes in search of the Northwest Passage "

edit : happy b3taday!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)

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