Someone has stencilled HAMMERTIME onto all the stop signs near where I live. Wasn't me, honest! But it still makes me smile though. Someone has also added skis to a kangaroo sign.
(Purple Martinis board sigless,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:21,
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I can't find my hammertime graffiti image
So you'll have to have furtive instead:
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:27,
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G'nite
is most woo
I think I do actually remember this (was a lurker for many moons), but, more than likely, just drink affected (lack of) memory ;)
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:30,
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happy day, belatedly.
*avoids posting same damned cake pic yet again*
(postbearhas metal knees,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:46,
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ok then...
youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU very strange song... found it by typing random words one day, the word of choice being what.
(FATSHARKsmokey flange,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:57,
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I think you're in for a world of hurting, boy...
Seriously? Please don't post a new thread without an entertaining picture. Each new thread drives the oldest one off the page (limit of 15 threads on the board). If you've got a question (and there are many b3tans happy enough to answer them for you), please post it as part of an existing thread - say, one you created with some visual content already. Thank you!
(Heffreywants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:59,
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just wondered
if there was a FUCKING PICTURE TO GO WITH THIS POST???????
(Purple Martinis board sigless,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:59,
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there is actually...
i shall post it soon
i already have one caled crog which is a frog and a crocodile. good times
(FATSHARKsmokey flange,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:01,
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I think I'll be back later.
Bye.
(Heffreywants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:07,
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While we're telling you off anyway,
I should point out that a link to something you found on YouTube doesn't count as posting a picture. There is a links board for that. This board is for posting pictures that you have made yourself.
(Purple Martinis board sigless,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:07,
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No.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:00,
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If you would like to chat to people
may I suggest you do so over at that talk board. (There is also a sperate board for links which is a better place to put your youtube clips.
If you insist on starting threads with inane conversation here, you will probably upset the locals and be branded as a troll.
almost funny, not a huge filesize, good effort. :D
now copy is over to a .gif and make the base layer transparent. then use the background eraser and magic eraser to ge rid of the white and shrink the cnavas down to 280 pixels wide.
ill give yo a click for trying tho.
(Azra3lLubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:40,
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Life's so much better at this time of night.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:44,
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ning manley
aint seen you for a while. i dont venture onto this side of the fence that often.
(Azra3lLubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:44,
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Nor I the other.
is all well in the world?
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:49,
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/talk is full of gays. wobblies and ladyboys.
as ever, how are things on this side of the fence?
(Azra3lLubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:50,
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I had a fun couple of weeks pretending that I believed anyone who drew animals to be a a paedophile,
but I have settled back into stale old pedantry again now.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:52,
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hehe, damn you pedants!
*burns embassy*
night dude. sleepyteimz
(Azra3lLubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:55,
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I have been watching videos on youtube
youtube is full of nutters
and why is there a donkety cock nailed to a board
won't the donkety be annoyed?
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:41,
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Feedback, as requested:
Too much whitespace and a bit too big for the board,
Think about shading and shadows, perhaps the signs could to with some shadowing and maybe the boy's forehead?
I'd maybe have taken the yellow writing out if the top sign with the clone tool.
Really nice work on the sign text though, the shaping of the letters is very good.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:47,
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thanks a bunch,
of bananas... i actually left the writing by choice, i thought it really gave it that "tesco is shit/cheap(or whatever you have against tesco)etc." and thanks for your kind words XD 'preciated.
(FATSHARKsmokey flange,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:54,
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I had a peek in your hard drive and ...
(TyburnFinds the name Lauren Muff inexplicably funny,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:32,
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(printmeisterhttp://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:48,
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OMG! PR0N! LOLOLOLOL!!!!11eleven
TOAP *cries*
(Purple Martinis board sigless,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:53,
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Gonna sound like a fool now, but....
can anyone tell me how to merge all layers in P.S ? I seem to have forgotton :S cheers
(FATSHARKsmokey flange,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:31,
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layers
flatten
(Azra3lLubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:32,
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why thankyum very much
all of you fuckers could learn a lesson of respect of this guy here....nah, im just kiddin' you are all great virtual people :) just like the pornos i watch....there my great virtual girlfriends.
anyways gonna be posting a pic now .... so give me some feedback plerz.
(FATSHARKsmokey flange,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:35,
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(davew27hevosen kuva!,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:44,
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well...
"use" is a bit strong. "tolerate" maybe.
(MockingbirdPractitioner of SCIENCE,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:45,
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Switch to TALKTALK!
Lol its funny cos'its true
(boshalakeattempted to be sober on,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:27,
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I get about 100 of these a day...
What's special about this one?
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:40,
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It's fake
The joke, of sorts, is that the penis enlargement tool they're offering is nothing more than the image zoom icon that appears when you view images too large for your browser in Firefox
(MockingbirdPractitioner of SCIENCE,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:45,
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She would end up nagging me that its cruel.
And how it makes her skin crawl. I was planning some soup the other day but she started to annoy me about how using a chicken carcass was bad because it had been cooked and cooled down and I was gonna cook it again....
i really don't like the idea of recooked chicken...
don't ask me why...
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:50,
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Why?
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:00,
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see section A, paragraph 3 line 5
and delete as apprioate, complete in duplicate and return to the desk when you've finished oh and bring some nice cake too :)
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:03,
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Reheating it is bad
cooking it again is fine. Just make sure it boils for 20 minutes.
When we had a hearth we used to keep a pot boiling all winter and just chuck the scrap in it - carrot tips, cabbage water, bones and the like, and it was permanent stock.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:50,
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Yeah, it was the recooking thing that bothered her...
She was a vegetarian, before we were a couple, but I managed to wean her onto ducks and pheasants and even a pigeon once (but only once) as well as partridge and woodcock, but she always said 'no rabbit' on the basis that they are fluffy.
My great aunt served rabbit and Jim doesn't want to upset her, since we basically have her to thank for our house, since she prematurely left us the deposit.
Now rabbit is fine too.
Animals which still look like animals are definitely Manley's job though.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48,
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that hugh wittingfettlingson bloke has a good guide too
i'll read it later, but it looks well presented what will you be doing with the furs? edit : ok i just read it... why not turn them into shoe liners? or a nifty hat?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:40,
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I shall fling them.
It is sad, but people (including a few of my friends) react so badly to fur that it's dangerous to use them.
I can understand in situations such as our MD and her mink, where they are angry that they continue the trade, but to me a rabbit skin is like leather.
Not worth it though.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:42,
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hugh fearnley-whittingstall.
....i like river cottage...
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:43,
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He did a placenta as well,
but frankly not nearly as well as I did mine.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:44,
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i wouldn't eat placenta
even a quorn one
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:46,
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i just get the idea of canablism and kinda puts me off....
i mean i'll probably eat it if someone had cooked it for me... but i wouldn't choose it on a menu... if you know what i mean?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48,
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I'm more in favour of cannibalism than most other meat types
as long as informed consent is involved.
(MockingbirdPractitioner of SCIENCE,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:50,
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Well, I discussed this,
we had vegans at our placenta party and I asked the vegan society about it and also about Armin Meiwes. They were not particularly forthcoming besides to say 'eating meat is bad m'kay?'.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:54,
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yeah
if it was a matter of life or death, i'd have no problem with cannibalism. if i died, i'd give permission for the others to eat me to survive.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:52,
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*gets knives and forks ready...*
just incase... :p
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:56,
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heh
i'm marinated in soy sauce right now. been the chinese for tea.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:57,
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funny enough....
i had home made chinease today :D
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:59,
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mum took us all
as a little treat
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:03,
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i normally have to buy the chinease
:o
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:06,
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she was in a bus crash
so she just got a load of cash. all we got was a chinese.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:14,
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I have actually pointed some pregnant friends of mine to your placenta guide.
One called me a sick fuck and they don't call any more. (don't know how she knew, she's never fucked me) The other is going to give the recipe a go. Not a bad ratio I think.
(MockingbirdPractitioner of SCIENCE,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:47,
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i have two of his cookbooks :)
i do agree with alot of his principles and lifestyle choices
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:46,
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he's the main reason
i grow my own veg
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48,
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I do it solely for personal pride.
That's enough for me.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:51,
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there is something immensely satisfying
about eating a plate of veg that you've grown yourself
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:53,
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I get the same thing from game.
Coming back from the allotment we had when we lived in Corsham, with potatoes, artichokes, broccoli, carrots, suede, parsnip, horseradish, nasturtium seeds to pickle, onions and a pigeon which was trying to eat my cabbages was the best meal ever.
This despite the fact that Jim tried to cook the pigeon until the juices ran clear, bless her.
It was about the size of my fist when she'd finished.
I'd like to rear guinea fowl, but only when I am wealthy enogh to keep them out of earshot.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:59,
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i'd love to keep chickens
but here in the suburbs, that's not a very good idea.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:00,
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We always used to.
I prefer quail eggs and I prefer guinea fowl to eat.
Chickens are fairly shit to be honest.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:05,
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im not overly fond
of the gamey taste, but i love chicken. rabbit pie is gorgeous, haven't had that for years!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:13,
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tell u what i dislike about growing your own veg...
stupid fat slugs! and catapillars and some ugly beetle things (that i've so often nearly cut up and cooked) catapillars ate all my brocolli :(
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:53,
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Purple sprouting?
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:56,
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aye
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:01,
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they got
all my cabbages this year. they ruined most of my purple sprouting broccoli, too.
edit: mindpiss!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:56,
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Didn't have to skin or gut mine...
.. but it was a bastard to bone out. /edit. that's better.
(greedydavecries when he wanks,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:41,
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It's a redex.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:42,
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But I have managed to see it.
You appear to have linked to a page rather than an image?
Looks very palatable though.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:43,
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yeah, it stopped a gap.
ta!
(greedydavecries when he wanks,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48,
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This brings back happy memories
of my childhood, when my uncle used to show me how to skin them for the pot.
(finnbarhas officially retired,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:51,
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Hippy b3taday.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:01,
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oooh! so it is! cheers!
I am 3!
(finnbarhas officially retired,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:05,
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happy b3taday!
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:07,
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ta!
sadly, it am bed tiem 'night b3ta
(finnbarhas officially retired,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:10,
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nice
(asciifaceofbobbob bob bob bob bob bob bob,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:42,
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ha ha ha
now thats classical!
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:57,
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