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# The Moaning Lisa

Couldn't decide between them, so have both!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)
# step AWAY from the filters!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I only used filters at the end because once I'd added all the zombie bits, it didn't look like a painting.
So I had a play around, and I liked how the photocopy one defined the detail, especially on the face.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)
# I prefer the other one
you needed to knock the saturation down on the zombieness though, would have worked a bit better
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I just used the burn tool alot
And a bit of airbrush, lasso etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)
# if you turn the saturation down on the layers with the zombie
it would work better

maybe less burn if you can
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# This, absolutely
Also, probably glasscock but www.freerice.com/index.php is making me feel slightly worthwhile this evening
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Also
If you feel like being charitable tonight:

www.thehungersite.com/

GIEF
(Meatfish BAH, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Awesome
*is helping*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:34, archived)
# oh that's so cool
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:34, archived)
# How appropriate!


1. woo means:
2. halt
3. court
4. slog
5. encircle

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Wheeeeee!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Zombies, is it? Righto.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Undead just doesn't cut it!
not in the bookies anyway.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)
# I have a flag JUST like that on my wall
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:36, archived)
# More? Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Ace
MORE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# I haven't got any more.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:42, archived)
# How rare
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Kween!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Haha
Ace =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Queen lol
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Meh, I think they look roughly the same anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Heh.
The one on the right looks like Kurt Russell.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)
# nicely
still would, mind
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Arrrrrrgh
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Yarr
This be luvvery stuff, me hearty
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Yarrrr, it be the Jolly Bodger
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Wondaarrrful!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# This post has a theme song,
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld

a horrible, horrible theme song...
(Pelle ghola, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)
# For some reason
I was hoping it was the Star Wars Cantina theme...

Instead, it sounds like a round of swanee kazoo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:21, archived)
# It's a carefully composed tune,
featuring me on guitar, kazoo, noseflute and desk!
(Pelle ghola, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)
# with Barry Cryer on the Kazoo?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Always
I don't like his kazoo-ing, though.. It's far too warbly, or warbley, however such onomatopoeia can be described...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)
# That theme tune
made me quit Firefox. Yet I still liked it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I know,
it's a chart-topping hit in the making...
(Pelle ghola, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)
# I only looked at the skilleatonne
I'm listening to a rugby match which is sadly going precisely as I expected and not at all as I hoped.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:34, archived)
# That's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Is it
"Rerecord - not fade away"?
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Niiiice choon.
shame it's not longer.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)
# This is me and my friend walking in the halls.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
This happened yesterday, when my math teacher decided not to show up for my extra help. We took a walk to find her...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:15, archived)
# My hair used to be that pretty.
Most of it is on my desk.

I thought your bag said "CINNAMON" for some reason, that would have been awesome
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Your hair is on your desk?
Why?

That would be a awesome bag. IRL it says 'Cute is What We Aim For' but I couldn't fit that so I wrote CIWWAF.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I got my hair cut a few months back and I used to love it being that long
So I kept the pony tail =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Oooh.
I thought maybe your hair was falling out. Heheh. My hair has never been very long. I'm trying to grow it out now, and it's hard. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I'm growing mine,
but I need anti-frizz stuff.

Ask anyone on here and they'll back me up.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Sunsilk
the green one

or the purple one if it's REALLY bad

also: D-:
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:44, archived)
# It's just...big
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
try the purple one

and conditioner!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)
# I always use conditioner :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Oh thank god, americas
Americans who wont be watching the rugby. Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:18, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:19, archived)
# I'm still being sociable =[
I resent this..

I'm also drawing =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:19, archived)
# i'm not american...
rugby is a girls game anyways
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:21, archived)
# at least it's a proper sport
not like football
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)
# gosh
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:19, archived)
# gosh
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)
# by jove!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)
# get a haircut ya smelly hippy!
gash i wish my hau was thar pretty...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)
# He's not a hippy.
He's hardcore. ;)

Are you making fun of my horrible handwriting? S'not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)
# :p
its better than mine, even i can't read mine :)
still looks like a smelly hippy though
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Hahah
Hokay.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)
# I hate blokes like that, they don't make any effort and they have really nice hair
they do it with fingernails too, the jammy gits
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:21, archived)
# No.
he makes an effort. he pulled a brush out of his pocket a few times. And kept tugging it and fixing it and stuff. It was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Bored
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Yum
Been a while since I had a good pear drop.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:04, archived)
# oh i love pear drops....
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Heh
Nicely done =]

Oral hygeine is a strange market
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 21:10, archived)
# sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# ruby wax?
(brussellsprout Im a fucking genius. official., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Did you drop this?
'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Did you drop this?
pedantic c*nt

;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:39, archived)
# So wrong...
(pubic_alopecia, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Pingu on a pogo stick!
That's uncanny...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)
# I'm scared
but mildy aroused
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)
# you know
i have no idea who those people are / what you've done to them
i guess you've faced swapped them... but since i don't know who they are i guess they always looked like that?
its nicely done if thats what you've done...?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)
# :D
This is wonderfully bizzare.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)
# So
What drugs *are* you taking?

*watches some more*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# cat lap


this lost a lot of definition when I optimised it - got fed up with it in the end
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Sorry to TJ on such a lully post
But it's time for the game. I think that SA will win it. If England do win though I shall squeal like a little girlie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)
# What game?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Wales versus Canbodia in Tiddly Winkes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)
# what, a pissing contest to see who's got the smallest dicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Sorry
I only have the meter rule.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Canbodia
Isn't that somekind of tin-pot dictatorship?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)
# tinned potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:32, archived)
# opportunity for a cheeky pearoast
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Excellent ball-handling skills
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:13, archived)
# What? The Game? Someone just lost The Game?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Zem flolloping floopily around Squornshellous Zeta, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Crazy fooooooosball?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Not fucking footie
That's for Sun reading girls!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# what the fuck was Gordon Brown doing singing along for the english national anthem?
what a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Good god rugby is fucking boring
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Even if it is
At least they've worked their fucking bollocks of to get to the final!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:08, archived)
# I feel compelled to watch it
but I'm not enjoying it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)
# AH YOU BIG GAY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)
# ENGLAND ARE LOSING BY THREE GOALS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)
# THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)
# How many outs?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# we all know what he's searching for...
PUSSY!!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)
# This is fantastic
Shame about the rugby crap that's overtaken your post.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Yay to clever felines!
Woo

Counterstike?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)
# tonee
(brussellsprout Im a fucking genius. official., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# A heartwarming scene

cfb

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Yay droids!

(You'll find a woo in its memory banks)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# It was your pics that gave me the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I am honoured
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Lovely work!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# That is absolutely fantastic
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Haha!
Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# This is great!
Things that are great make me happy.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Oooooh!
I feel warm and fluffy all over

Woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)
# robots!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Hooray!
Anything with Johnny 5 in deserves some type of medal..
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sun 21 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# heh, i've used that one on the left a few times....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:58, archived)
# tis cool
but needs more batteries not included
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)
# A furry fluttery thing


BTW: Check this out for fluffiness:

CFB
CFB
Inter-species grooming! Took it at work on Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# monkeyfly!
butterkey!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Hahaha, awww
Also, this doesn't deserve it's own thread:


This ought to keep the trick-or-treaters away on Halloween. Or it would if I was any good at carving ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# WHO OPENED A PORTAL IN MY PUMPKIN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# That's maybe do-able
Wrap a piece of string around a central axis like a pencil. Tie a carving blade to the other end. Hey presto, a spiral!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I have a better idea
Scan in your face, Twirl filter it, and print it out on card.

Hey presto! Costume for a fancy-dress party
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)
# "show me on the dolly where the nasty pumpkin touched you..."
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Flufftastic!
You have a great source :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# I have a lovely job :)
i41.photobucket.com/albums/e253/Jahled/IMG_0233.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# That's the source I was referring to
All day long, lots of photoshoppable critters everywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# where the hell do you work?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# He acquires monkeys for cosmetics testing
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# fair enough
as long as its not for those nasty pharmaceutical companies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Certainly not!
He makes his own nail varnish and lipstick and puts it on them.

More of a hobby, I guess ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)
# out of sitcky back plastic and george forman fat
then profits on ebay
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Cute
even though winged monkeys are the stuff of nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeee................

Click for bigger (371KB)

No reason again other than boredum.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# enterprise with a sea theme?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)
# "Sulu, when I said 'low orbit...'"
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Surf's up I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)
# as much as i hate to push such heartfelt sentiments further down the board...

have a horrorpop.

click for not optimizedified
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)
# pucker up luv! *snogs*
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# lo, tutt!
hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)
# heartfelt sentiments further down the board?
But that is WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7720843
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Blank i'm afraid
which twat on my ignore list is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Haha
Nicely PW! Gone I see, the mods were quick
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# what expression IS that?
It doesn't look like the right expression for double bassing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
# That is brilliant!
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)
# yay horrorpops!
*psychobitches*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Thats ace.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:48, archived)
# That's really ace.....
Loves it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# you're all
sad cunts


Good day
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:05, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that, but
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Hey now, come on
I'm quite cheerful for a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# I'm the happiest cunt I know
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:07, archived)
# aye, but as cunts we're pretty useful, so what's your excuse?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Yes
And?
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)
# I'm more of an unnervingly cheerful liver
But thanks for thinking of us.
*hugs*

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6593005
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)
# GARDEN GNOME
GARDEN GNOME IN GORDON FREEMAN'S CAR

WHY WON'T YOU STAY IN THERE WHEN I NEED YOU TO STAY IN THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Hahaha
We've all had days like that
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)
# eh wot?
who the what where when?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)
# This is without a doubt the greatest thing I've ever read on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Go through all my drunken messages from last night,
read his replies.

Those are the greatest things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:34, archived)
# nice lurking
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
Your all cunts?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)
# I love you too, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)
# ...
The camera fell from his hands to the floor and he stood still, unable to move, unable to think. The cactus was back, and it was washing in his kitchen.
Gordon came to his senses and backed away slowly, hoping that the spiny plant's lack of ears prevented it from hearing the camera breaking on the floor. As he reached behind himself for the door knob, he felt a stabbing pain in his hand. Gordon turned around and looked at his hand in one swift motion, and the realisation came to him like rock to the face. Not only was the cactus back, but the cactus had brought a friend.

'You haven't met Julie, have you?' said the cactus, turning to face Gordon. The poor bicycle repairman was still clutching his hand after getting a shocked fist full of needles in it.

The cactus continued. 'Julie, show our friend what we do with squealers...'

Gordon gulped. He was trapped.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:10, archived)
# re:
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 20:54, archived)

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