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# Fuck me I'm bored in Glasgow


Yes I know it has probably bindun a million times, but I'M BORED. Bored bored bored bored bored. Bored. Oh yes.

Stuck in a Glasgow hotel room with nowt but me laptop, and crap telly. Please don't suggest masturbation, as I've cracked several off the wrist already and my arm hurts.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)
# haha
the city center?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)
#
Indeedy.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
# ah right.
no wonder your thinking of injection.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)
# haha!
I've never seen this before
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
# you can angle the mirrors so you can watch bangkok lady boys from the bathroom
Edit - how rude, woo to the pic!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
# I got them to fit porn to my telly earlier on.
Hence the masturbation - bangkok ladyboys a-go-go.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)
# It's Bangcock Chick Boys
/Partridge pedant
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)
# There's always intravenous drugs.
They come highly recommended by Renton.

Look on the bright side: in between posting on here I'm working on my 2006-7 tax return. It's a bloody nightmare, and I've already made a jacket out of my receipts.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
# you are bernard black
aicmfp
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)
# it has been done,
but i haven't seen it for a couple of years. so have a woo from me.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
# I was thinking Stork..
but /filename holds all the answers.
HERION.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)
# FEEDTHEHEAD.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Wasn't this
in the newsletter recently?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# I don't read them very thoroughly, so it probably was.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Get w@nkered?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)
# you sound bored.
you need some heron.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 6:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Woah
What just happened!?

Was that an html mix up, by any chance?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# 4 FUCKING MEG?!!!
or it was anyway
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)
# MAKE IT SEW!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)
# "Commander Worfs head....
..... looks like a fanny !"
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Yawn
Nighty night b3ta
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)
# The guide for this board suggests 50k as the limit for still images.
Your image is around 4000k. I suggest you delete this thread, optimise your image, then try again.
EDIT: Ta!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)
# no deleting of threads
just edit them
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I was working with the assumption that the person didn't know how to optimise,
so rather than kill the board while they worked it out, it would be better to delete it; however, this wasn't necessary, so instead we get a picture of a dog... RIS?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)
# it is a nice dog
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)
# I've never met it
but it does look quite cheerful.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)
# especially
considering the imminent nuclear blast
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)
# What was it before?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
# 4MB
(but the same image).
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)
#
It as a picture I engraved on a mirror, with a laser. I was pleased with it.
cambs.com/etch/radar2_s.jpg
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Ahhhhh
I see. That's pretty cool. Any particular reason for a picture of a dog? If I were to engrave something on a mirror I'd probably go for something else, like an obscure film still, or 'Ce n'est pas un miroir' in nice curly writing.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
#
I was asked for it. "A brindled Great Dane on Almuñecar beach". Mine is not to reason why.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)
# You should have said
"Hang on a minute, I think I've got a few of those out the back. You'd be amazed how often we get asked for that. We've started doing them in a range of tinted glass colours too, y'know, for the kiddies. They love mirrors etched with a picture of a brindled Great Dane on Almuñecar beach."
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)
#
In the end, I had to steal the great dane. And it's no fun jumping over fences with a great dane tucked under your arm. But I asked afterwards, so all is OK.
Here in spain, the heat drives a lot of dogs mental, so the spanish don't have anything you can't drop-kick over the fence.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Now that is a moral to live by.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# why am I

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)
# finishing off your post?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Etc.
In other news, am I the only with no Friends link?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Now that you've said that,
it'll appear in a few minutes.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Nope
Tried that earlier, didn't work.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)
# CTRL+F5 maybe?

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Not working for me...
Someone screenshot it so I know where to look?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# It's between the time, in your sig, and "ignore"
And to the right of the grey text that goes red when you have a gaz.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Not there
Hrm
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Twillbee soon
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)
# I'm a frayed knot
Still nowt. Someone said earlier that you only get it if someone else has added you as a friend. I'm not really in the b3ta massive so that's probbly why.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)
# No I've not got one either!
I was wondering what all this friends lark was about.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)
# When two people meet each other and get on well...
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Thirded
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
# fourthed
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)
# fifthed
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# un chien andableu.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 6:18, archived)
[challenge entry] "i'm going to need my memory wiped" thought Robbie...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Why?
What did he do?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# I think the Robot got laid.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Sorry.
I understand now.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Thing is, she's a replicant, so it's ok.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Made me smile
So have a click
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)
# memory and all of his rubber-coated carapace.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 5:11, archived)
[challenge entry] another blink and you'll miss it production...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)
# haha nice
I always wanted one of them so I could deliver an apple to my dad...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# hehe
I have one of those somewhere

a bit kak in the scheme of things
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Yay Bigtrak!
*click*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# nice!
finally a use for the thing

possibly the most wanted toy of my childhood
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# There was a follow-up to Big trak
But the name escapes me
Woo! As per.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
# are you thinking of the trailer that attached to the back to carry a single can of coke?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Hmm....Maybe...
To the Internets..they know everthing...

EDIT:It appears that it is the trailer.
Internets wins again!!!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)
# that brings back memories
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)
# We never had one...
"They were too expensive"
and apparently not worth the money, but how did my Dad know this?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I was considered
'too old ' for that kind of thing ( and to be honest at 15 I was ) and was given a ZX80 that year. ( which was the start of my downward spiral into computer geekery )
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# after watching that video, the bigtrak is still good even now
and the noise it made when it finished, i've not heard that in about 23 years!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Bigtrack!
Christ, you can dig out some memories

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
# bigtrack!
I remember him...just about
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)
# soup herb sir!
i remember having a bigtrak when i was a kid, it was meant to be a surprise but i heard my dad playing with it the night before my birthday, it was still cool though, especially the pew pew lazorz it had
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
# woo
Big Track is king!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# God...
Big Trak was SO SHIT... And yet so great. Woo!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)
# fantastic
love it, well done sir :)
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)
# mom can you buy three hundred more batteries pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 5:17, archived)
# No, Gail!

Sunshine Elephant's idea.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# MAKE IT SEW!
aahahaha
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# I'm not doing any more!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Q!
- Hello Jean-Luc
Q!
- I'm over here...Jean-Luc
Q!
- Now I'm your gooch, Jean-Luc
Q!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# and she was so sexi on
ali g show
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# i think there should be gail porter on tv
g'nite b3ta!
yay the fireworks have finally stopped and my dog has stopped going mental! yay - now to wait for the weekend for all those winkers who forgot it was guyfawkers night on monday...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# duncan goodew?
baldies unite!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Wierd how the entire 'skinhead' thing got so misread by our European cousens
given the original scene was nothing to do with racism but simply into the SKA grooves, and working class kids digging black music

oh well
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# ^This
In my day (when this was all fields) there were lots of black skinheads.
It was all about music.
FFS the music was predominantly black so how racism crept in is beyond me.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)
# most of our skins here are very anti-racist.
we used to host a queer skin/punk night, lots of races and ages and sexualities represented.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 5:00, archived)
# My life ambition: to get elected as an MP, and pretend not to know about the ancient law.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# I read MP as 'IMP'
More Knights in armor, says I!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# What
You want to die there?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Not that one. :-)
Although I do wonder what the punishment for that is.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# ahaha
my favourite old law!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# i heard these today
#1 is well deserved but difficult to enforce i would think
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7081038.stm
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# I'd hate to visit indonesia.
Then again, it doesn't specify which head gets cut off.
Hopefully just the one atop my shoulders.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# ah, they love to chop things up over there
like schoolgirls if they aren't behaving in a muslim manner

then sit down and have a good prayer about it
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I once heard
that in parts of Canada, it's illegal to look at a moose from above.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)
# even if you are riding it?
:)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# No eyed deer.
I shall have a luke on google.

Edit: Not conclusive, but these made me giggle:
Chester
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
Hereford
You can shoot a Welsh person all day, but only on Sunday, with a Longbow, in the Cathedral Close.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# *writes down*
*memorizes*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# hehe
hereford's my hometown.
*readies longbow*
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)
# a poll on uktv gold?
so someone looked on dumblaws.com

and figured out how to make money from it

yay!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# *Goes to Liverpool*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# to buy fish?
good plan mstan

edit: nicely :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# So if it's illegal to die in Parliament
What's the penalty?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)
# More alistair...
darling!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# GnuCanuKatmanDoo
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# This is nonsense.
AND YU R MY FREND NOWZ
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)
# i've heard about this /friends thing..
what is it?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# It's some red text which climbs out of your computer and tries to kill you
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Sounds like Aunt Hildegard...she's currently missing..
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# "FRIEEEENNNDDD"
Oh my god! Get the hell away from me! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# i barely have the brain power to post some mad shit...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Precisely
I joined this site to post on a message board. Next think I know, there's a board just for links, a PM system and a "friends" thing. What's going on?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# evolution, Dave
although b3ta really isn't what it once was, but it has gradually evolved.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# They're all dead Dave...there's a point..who would win in a fight..
QUEEG

or

QUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAID
?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# It's not half as good as when I first joined
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# apparently..last week they let...a Spainiard sign up..
*shudder*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# But was it one who made good posts?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Heellllllllllllooooooooooo!
SPAINIARDS!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# if you're still here dave it's got to be pretty good still
right?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# No.
Do you see how many posts I've made recently? There just aren't any good threads anymore. I used to be able to do 1000 in a week.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# *checks*
oh yeah - not many
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# It's called love.
I added you :P
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# GREAT TITS MAN!
ahahaha
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Aye :)
It took that picture to get me back into the spirit.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)
# like gaz's?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# But it's just gone red FIVE times in about 20 minutes.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# you have FANS
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# I am a fan
*sighs with happiness*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# They makes him feel cool!!


(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# *wafts cold air at you*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# here here
make with the explanations
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Its where we add the entirety of the board.
So we just see the board on here, and on the other thing.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# sounds like bollocks
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# It is.
And it also lets you see who's clicked what.
So it's basically b3ta for stalkers. I'm sure mr paedoswirl will be pleased.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# well, that can fuck right off
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Oh well.
We'll get used to it soon.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# i can't wait for
the 'hot or not' and 'ask for a date' options.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# AAA+++++ WOULD ALLOW TO ENTERTAIN ME FOR FREE AGAIN
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# You can always use gaz to ask for a date
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# is that an invitation?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# To you darling?
Of course
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# yes
this is a great way to see the entire contents of the board in the order that they are becoming the contents of the board

:D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# I don't like it because only 3 people have added me.
lololol.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# they are probably nutters
:)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# haha!
:D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# but satisfied
that you can see how many clicks each picture has received
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# And we can sit back while your head swells :)
And yes, that was a compliment.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# I am only adding people who I regularly glassco.cx
which so far means The Neville.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)
# nonsense tiem
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# It was, inevitaabababbbellalellee
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Amazingly
The last time I was at THAT EXACT LOCATION I told someone their mum was a whore and could they turn the volume down on their arsepod

TRUE
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
# I WAS that boy!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Twas a slap of sorts for it involved my Katana
You must remember me catching your ear fondly
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# I buried the chunk under the gazebo..thankyouverymuch
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Arsepod?
It just plays shit?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# arf

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] today i have been mostly metalworking


Click for bigger (182KB)
hence this wee fella, there is other stuff but my camera just died
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# looks good mate
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Shiny brassy claw handed metal thingy robot metalwork ftw
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)
# This is very
good...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# I like that
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# that's nice,
good afro.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# not actually part of his head
its a shiny solar system thingy propped up behind him
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# but it would
make a fetching afro.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# He shoots sperms for his head!!!!
Top metal-ness
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# it's like an evil shiny potato
I like!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Reminds me of zoidberg
"whoop whoop whoop"
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)
# crikey!
:D

this be nice
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Ace =]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# excellent
am impressed
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Yay
That's amazing. You are clever :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# cor
that works, and is metal
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# this is great. you bastard.
i had saved up a few tin cans to make a quick robot tomorrow, but i just don't see the point now.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 4:55, archived)
# Even more emotions :D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Very ace.
Scared is my fave... Has an aura of mental-psycho-freeeek-ouuuttttt.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I'd seen the pics before I saw the name
and wondered 'they look like Scrambled Edd's litle guys'
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# ha
you're stupid ;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:53, archived)
# You should just have a photo of me, Whitney Houston.
I cover all emotions in my music.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:53, archived)
# is that what you call it?
I tend to think of it as GBH of the earhole.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)
# I'm saving all my love for you, mr horrible
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# yes Fanj
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# THIS IS NOT FANJ.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)
# lol, crack
:)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# "Stupid" is my favourite one :)
Have you done a flash since your halloween episode?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Not a big one
..ive done all sorts of shot stuff i think..
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)
# I did like your dailtone thing
do you have that handy?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Bookmarked!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Pretty cool
can you do condescending?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Smug needs more croissant =]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:53, archived)
# I like the one with
eye pies!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)
# i think very angry could also be considered for insane,
and insane as in 'with the possibility to kill many'.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)
# oops
i meant very happy
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Smug FTW
Woo!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Ah, smug mode
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# I like this
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Is it just me,
or are "happy" and "very happy" just stops on the tramline to "insane?"

Woo!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)
# You're right
And in the picture too.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)
# "I AM UNHAPPY! what face do I make again?"
*uses Scrambled Edds' chart thing*
AHA!

*click*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Oh shit
THERE ARE NO INSTRUCTIONS FOR UNHAPPY, AND IM NOT AT SAD YET
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# OHNOES!
*chooses random*
I am crafty!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# disgusted looks like my happy face
.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# i second this.
or that.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)
# A simple misunderstanding!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:45, archived)
# They have no hair on their heads.
Homer is always lost.
Woo1
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:46, archived)
# They have skin atop their skulls, though.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Apart from him
*points at the guy over there*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Oh, him.
Yeah, he's always doing that.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)
# awww
look at them all, celebrating diversity in their special way :D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)
# yay :D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)
# also, I feel, that at this moment I must share what I am currently thinking about
Fish and Chips with loads of salt and vinegar and a tub of curry sauce to pour on it

yum!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Hehe! What fun.
The guy with the hat is cheating.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)
# He has got a fuck off great sign.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)
# The bloke behind is crying
because the corner of the flag flicked him in the eye.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)
# This is very true.
Thanks for being here to ensure b3ta is unborked.
I'm sure that when you leave, we'll crash and burn.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)
# hooray
gail porter!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Hahah yes!
Brillio.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)
# i think he's a little off-colour for those lads.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 4:39, archived)
# it was a dark day for the nation
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)
# FPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPlol
Very nicely done =]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)
# that's just silly that is
*clicks* (feel free to check that i have friends/fans!)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)
# I sense some sinister plot..
afoot here
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)
# the board changed forever today
all of a sudden "thanks for the add" will be 90% of all posts and then we'll all realise this is myspack
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)
# this ^^
and all those people who consider there to be cliques and other such shit will be utterly correct.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)
# is this a plot to identify cliques?
sinister indeed
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)
# no, it's Rob wanting a social networking site
fair enough, I say. Besides, a lot of the people on b3ta who are friends have each other on msn these days.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)
# just trying to fuel the conspiracy mr h ;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)
# I'm a bit wary of it, I've only added one person so far just to see what happens.
I click 'I like this' lots and by accident half the time, I'm not sure my favourites would be much use to anyone else.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)
# No it's great
As now I don't have to put so many ppl on ignore. I'll just say I added EVERYBODY to my friends list and those I missed out will take offence by their omission. Saves me some bother ;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)
# ^^this with space shuttles


(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)
# it has multiples uses.
i'm personally using it primarily to catch pictures i've missed by users who's work i enjoy.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)
# ?
That's what the popular *click* is for dude

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# well,
not all of it goes on the popular page, and some stuff i really enjoy may not be similarily liked by others and therefore fail to make the popular page.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# i still can't see the friends thing!
i am unloved! *sobs*

EDIT: it's there! it's there!

um.. what the fuck is it?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Hahaha
It has to be the most meaningless thing ever devised

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# hahahaha
lovely :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Niice :D
IT CRASHED D:
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
This should be fp'd!
Then again, most of these should.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)
# *squiss*
oh dear :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)
# #I want to break free--hee#
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)
# you were gone a long time (!)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:46, archived)
# You know how it is.
I want to play a game with a cartoon man looking for his girlfriend and shooting bubbles to open doors.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Something about a tall stump?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)
# as do i
as do i
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I like the word 'splat'
it can describe many things
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)
# This is ace.
as are all your toony posts.

Woo!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:40, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:41, archived)
# It makes me exceedingly happy
to see you posting such lovely stuff again :o)

Have a whole bag of woosomeness *gives*

And on that happy note, g'night all of you lot

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)
# ntie ntie
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Woo!
*clcik*


(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)
# you're my friend now Dave
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)
# You made me say this out loud.
Papa Lazarou is awesomer like that ^
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)
# This is woo
That is all.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)
# bahahaha
brilliant
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# hmmm - didn't see THAT one coming....
)nicely done!!(
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Free the pixels!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# that made me :D
brill work!
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# I'm going to do a few of these.


I'm working on the Professor from Futurama on the tube. I'd appreciate feedback.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Needs more blurred Peter Griffin
the frigging friends link has ballsed up my lovely profile :¬(

How did you make everybody in the left half of the photo lean over 15° and everybody in the right half of the photo stand up vertically?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Why blur?!
Then again why not!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I thought it'd make it a bit more subtle
it's working better on this one but i'm having trouble doing legs.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)
# .....
Wood
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)
# like this one better than the peter griffin one
keep 'em coming :)

here's something that's not quite the same
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)
# here's something else unrelated
i made it earlier, can you tj your own thread?

yours is ace too 'ning
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# ning ning
like it and yes tjing your own t is not illegal here ;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Hurrah!
Mind if I park this here? Doesn't deserve own thread.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Disagrees
.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# She's got a fine set of norks for an old'n
Why did I say that...Why did I notice that???
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# you're a sick freak fella you know that?
*checks*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# It's all
smoke and mirrors sir.

NSF eyes.

img337.imageshack.us/img337/4753/queenxa6.jpg

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:46, archived)
# even my ears were offended by that post
nsf senses
;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)
# OOOF!


(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Haha
Ace =]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# dirty old woman
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# oh yes
that reminds me to dig that book out from wherever it's stored after i moved house...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# that has
pride of place in a gift ideas display in bristol waterstone's :D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# They put it next to Tom Selleck's book in Edinburgh
This was a while ago though...


(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Who's Tom Selleck
The chap with the fine moustache?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Hey Phillip, there's some racist ones in here too!
"I sent them in!"

woo to the piccy :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Haha
I wouldn't like this so much if it wasn't so plausible
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)
# reptilian overlord innit
:)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Hahaahahaha
You are a genius
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)
# God does get up to sillyness every now and then!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)
# you are going to do a few market stall people?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)
# No cartoon characters in everday situations
or in real photos
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)
# yes, we need more cartoon characters in real life situations
:)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# or in everyday photos
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# or on milk cartons
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Took me a while to figure out what was going on =P
Subtle, yet obvious, very nice =]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)
# That's what I was going for
and if you're being sarcastic then, subtle but not nice.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)
# sarcasm on b3ta?
Have a care with your nasty aspersions sir! ;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# duely noted and rectified sir
apoligies
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# haha
ignore me, I'm a tit!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# not too good at spotting sarcasm either?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# well,
that's me fucked in the ass. Thanks

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:40, archived)
# haha
ignore me, i'm a tit
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Psh, cheeky
I like it =]

Even though I'm not a big Family Guy fan, it's original and that's a big factor in my "do I like this or not" book!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Nice idea
Possibly a bit *too* blurred though.

How about more than one per piccy too - we can try and spot them and guess how many there are in one shot :o)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# How about
Bender picking pockets and taking stuff off the stalls?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# ooh, this!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)
# agreed
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# yoink
idea stolen
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)
# nice Idea
I did something similar a while back.
but with people from paintings.
smg.photobucket.com/albums/v236/Saotome8/?action=view¤t=Car_b.jpg
smg.photobucket.com/albums/v236/Saotome8/?action=view¤t=Platform_b.jpg
smg.photobucket.com/albums/v236/Saotome8/?action=view¤t=Graphiti_b.jpg

a tip I read on some page was to try to add noize to the character to match the background
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:41, archived)
# I've just had my shit ruined!
They're awesome. Thanks for the tip though.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Safe!
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Yes, very
no risk assesment needed.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# nice style!
i was expecting the pink panther intro :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# There's nothing safe about it, is there?
Woo!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Very Tex Avery!!
All pointy an' stuff.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# I likes that
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Haha!
I like it. I hope to see more in this style.

It also makes me want to play Psychonauts again.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Oooh, psychonauts
I never did get round to playing that. Any good?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Excellent.
Not without flaws, but excellent.
The Milkman Conspiracy is a beautiful event.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Ta :o)
I'll dig it out from somewhere and have a go then :o)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# the tensing of the hand suggests the squashee is planning revenge
and thus i like this :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# So how do you get to be a 'fan'?
Rather than a friend?
Or do you just click the add friend button, and default sets you as a fan?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# A fan is someone who has you on their friends list
and isn't on yours, I think.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# nah, mostly my friends are also my fans
except one who has decided not to reciprocate :'(
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# I bet it's the same person as I have........
....He knows who he is!!!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)
# yes
we're looking at YOU buddy
*stares*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I thought that.
First we are fans, then we are friends.......
then we are....lovers?

*adds all the girlies*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
# I thought I was special!
*weeps*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# You are!
I've met you the most, if that counts?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)
# i've met you joint the least if that counts?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Joint least with 60000 others......
You are so special, kingsuper. :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)
# a fan is someone who has added you as a friend
i believe
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# what foul nonsense
are you subscribing to now?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
# we're all becoming friends with each other
it's the new craze
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Friendship sir.
You know, when you like people.
Not much use to you. ;P
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Friends?
Fuck that. They seem to be people who are foisted on you who drink your beer then make it worse by asking for money!

And yes, you are correct. I think my friends list will be small and my fan list infinitesimal ;)


Edit:/ damn, now I seem to have a fan ( which I suppose is better than the recent stalker activity I have had ) and I am powerless to prevent people becoming fans. Now I shall have to feign interest and sociability in order not to seem more of a cunt than usual ;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)
# but but.. we all love you, man
*cries*

meanwhile, can you lend me a tenner, for the "bus home" lol.. etc

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)
#
bus home 4-pack of special brew
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)
# man
if there's one thing I hate

it's total fucking strangers coming up to me and demanding money for the "bus home"

too many twats taking the piss these days
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# I mostly tell 'em to walk it
I've done half-way across london in a drunken shamble in my day (bounds-green to southwark I think was my furthest stumble).
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)
# damn right!
:D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)
# totally
nice style
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Really cool!
.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# I'm liking this :o)
Just saw the filename - safe as milk ??
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Lovely =D
Obviously not for that poor chap...

I GOTS CAYKE AND PYE

Not any more, but it were tasty
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# SAAAAFE!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Innit
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# NSFW!
:D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Wait!


wallpaper jpg and flipped around for pc users
wallpaper pdf for mac users
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# I am off now.
I can only assume that, since it sorted itself out upon my arrival, the server will grind back to a halt now that I am gone.

Goodnight B3ta.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# night night chap
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Nighty night
t'board does seem to be grinding along again - I just read half way down it before the page finished loading.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Sleepy tight geezer
give us a shout if you're in London
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# ahoy
for now bringer working board
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# night night christy
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Fuck yes!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Noice!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# That is utterly excellent
wholesome wooness
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# I like this
Why is that wallpaper a pdf though? I'm scared to download it now.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Sorry
As a mac user I prefer PDF wallpapers. Cleaner and much smaller files you see.

Heres a JPG version.


(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Oh, I see.
That seems a little odd. I've only ever experienced PDFs as an ebook medium.
Still, it's all good if it works.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)
# mm,and the pdf viewer tends to lock up my browser for ages, which doesn't help
thanks for the jpeg!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# no probs
Heres a flipped over version if you have your icons on the left
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Have you drawn it
all vectory, so the PDF scales to larger resolutions without being a big file?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Yep
I use illustrator so the PDF is smaller file size than the much smaller image size of the jpg - if that makes sense.

*goes over in head*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Aren't vectors generally more memory-intensive than rasters though?
Or am I completely wrong about that?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# wrong I'm afraid
A circle will be made up of about 4 points while a picture will have thousands of pixels. If there are lots of effects like gradients and glows etc on a vector it might get large.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Oooh, that's nice.
Explain PDF wallpapers to me though.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)
# luvly
job
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Nice
Wallpaper'd

:D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# cool
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# mr vegetable has a question
:D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)
# cock mk3
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# This reminds me of 'The South Bank Show.
Is coooool.
:D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Wow,
Did you use a tablet?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# yup
:)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Fuck me!
B3ta should break more often.


This is absurdly beautiful and all kinds of fantastic.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# that is nice
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Hypnotic
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# That's ace, that is!
Do you have the mk1 & 2 lying around anywhere for our perusal?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)
# yars
but they're not up to much
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# fairy nuff :o)
was this a complete third go at the idea, or a third re-working?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# bit of both
thanks for asking :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Cocktastic!



(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)
# YAY COCK!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# This is fantastic
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Abstract thingy
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Oil slick!
Yet visually pleasing :o)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# U FILTAD
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# An old classic revisited.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# it's almost entirely parky out in fact ;)
howdo stan
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Ey up. Friend????
What's this friend malarky then?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# no idea
appeared today sometime - dunno when, dunno why.
b3ta seems to have borked a lot since it arrived :(
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# it's only the friend button that adds friends.
the 'Add' button that precedes it gradually decays the server.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# pfffft
*friendifies*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Dear gods
is b3ta destined for some massive 'love in'
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Do I want to 'friend' you?
Sounds a bit gay!!!!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# I don't appear to have the option.
I shall remain friendless.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# You're not the only one
Ah well

*wanders off again*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Aha.
It seems you have to grumble to get it.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# *wanders back*
*looks*

Nope, I must just be naturally friendless.

*stalks facebook*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Not if the server keeps behaving like this
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# He must be dead by now
If not I will kick him in the face
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I've got 17p that says you won't.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# where'd ur icon go? :o
ning everyone :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Realistically I can't challenge those odds fella
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# First effort at tracing


Can't quite figure out how to make the outlines less visible though
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# You could try
not using outlines, and just using fills :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# indeed
but how to do so...using Inkscape I can't seem to force no outline
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Click on the 'F S' block in the very bottom left conrer
Then fade out the A value in the Stroke Colour tab,
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# try
not allowing toe software to make the selections and fill and stroke for you. Make your selections freehand on a separate layer and brush/fill by hand. Using the softwares default parameters to select and fill for you removes any creative freedom and control you have over the result.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# The tracing isn't really the point
It's the first step that I'm trying to get the hang of, to open the door to messing about with the vectored result

I've done some freehand stuff too, but for complex images I want to understand how to create the vectors with pure software so that I can mess with it subsequently.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
# I'm not criticising you in any way
just trying to lead you in a direction that you will have total control over your result rather than creating an image and wondering what you have to then do to alter it to something you might prefer. If you get used to working in a way that you are in control then it will speed up your process.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I know
I'm just trying to figure out how to get the software to vectorise a complex bitmap, but do it without showing the strokes. I can't seem to make it happen. Even if I reduce the stroke width to zero, zero the opacity, I still end up with stroke lines. It's driving me nuts.

For clearer, simpler images with stronger contrast within the colours, I tend to handtrace as you suggest. But for an image like this one it's really bloody hard to do, which is why I chose it for software vectoring.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Transformers.......
Free Image Hosting


bindun?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# probably,
but thank you for using my favourite google result for robot, he's the greatest thing ever.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# show google some love
some really great results GIS for robot, used a couple in my other entry

www.b3ta.com/board/7760686
Robot Whores


(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# i want them all
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Oh Hai Popular Prostitute
window
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Why am I looking at a pi-
OH IT'S A ROBOT! I SEE IT NOW!

Woo =]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Dr Robot Winston
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# haha!
^this
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# verr' nice
Googly eyes ftw!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Robot Winston?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Noooooooo
Dey be pissin on mi mind
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# how about
robot winston?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# doctor robot
winston?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Is that
Zach Winston?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# yes!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# is it
robot winston?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Dr Robot Winston?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# PFFT!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Winston Churchill?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Winston Smith?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)

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