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[challenge entry] Treguard tried very hard to fit into his new home, but old habits die hard.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# pffft!
I'M GOING HOME!
all you pervs are making me uncomfortable...
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Go home and get Mrs Ives to take the flipping photo already
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
#
uncomfortable hard
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Ivesb?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Can you do my Ironing for me?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# *shakes fist*
*chases*

FREEEEEBS!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# This means absolutely nothing to me.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Oh! Vienna!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Ironically,
Downhill legend and general arse, Rob Warner ownes the Trademark and the copyright for unt, including ©unt and unt©
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Spellcasting W O O Y A Y
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I knew you'd appreciate that.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Don't get it.
Meh.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# 'Ning all, I was cooking today :)

It ended up like this.
I swear, it was an accident, and it just clicked at the last second.
It's an angel cake, too, so there was already a hole in the middle!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# pffft!
cut me a slice...
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I had to make mum late for work so I could get a photo before she had her slice :)
It's REALLY nice. Surprisingly.
And I don't have food poisoning this time*!

*Or any other time, but that's not the point
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Why do you have strips of raw bacon on your cake?
Are you going to gatecrash a bar mitzvah?

edit: I know
editedit: I am assuming that is goatse related - but only because you mentioned the word "hole".
editeditedit: CAYKE!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# editedit: Aye
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# You like it when there's a hole in the middle, you do
Interesting "icing"...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Actually that's chocolate ;)
But yes, I was thinking that as I was finishing it.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# You didn't have to jizz all over it though you great big pervert
Good aiming skills though
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Goatse gets me very horny, y'know.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Cor that looks tempting

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Does this?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
have you ever though about getting a job as a chef?

(this is getting boring for me so God only knows how anoying it is for you)

:)

Many years later, while reliving the old days with me, I asked if he regretted anything. 'The irony is,' Teh doc told me sometime later 'I probably got more than I remember, because I was having so many blackouts...'
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# I have thought about it.
Among other things.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I want cake
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
#
When Doc G stopped partying the price of cocaine fell dramatically because of the huge surplus in supply... 3 types of mild, which had been experiencing an unexpected upturn in popularity, had to be withdraw from the pubs, many of the catholic convents around the country capitalised on the thousands of women who turned to them distraught at the news, leading to the biggest increase in the number of Nuns since the introduction of the sexy Nun reforms in 1672.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# All lies*
* Not 100% true
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# YES
I knew I might be able to entice you out of lurking with a few choice snippets

How the hell are you?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# *manhugs*
We am both well. Have been w*rking stupidly hard this year (hence very little b3ta).

What's been happening in the world of Prof UC?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# What the..?
I'M CONFUSED
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# it will all become clear when you start
paying your taxes like a good honest decent citizen
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Why is there you, and someone who's never heard of you!?
*shakes*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# join us
everyone floats down here... we all float... floating... float...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# *sinks*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *drowns*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# l13v4!


Click for bigger (132KB)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# that's utterly lovely
WOO YAY


he claimed that he was so atuned to the vibrations of the Universe that he KNEW exactly when it was midnight and he would let us all know
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# cool!
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# yay
that's spectacular
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# *applauds*

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# 'tis redexing here :(
ah... just teh slow..
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# PR
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha!!
racist wombles!
whining clangers!
it has everything!
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# The world needs more vigilante wombles
"We cleaned up the Common. Now we're cleaning up the streets..."
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# That's vereh funkeh indeed!
:D

The Clicks are flying off the shelves today
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# haven't been in an animating mood this week
so here's a quickie
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# his mouth clearly says "fuck you"
How rude!

:D
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# pffft!
i have a red mark where you twanged my pance!
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# GET
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# ON
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# WITH
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# IT
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# tomorrow!!
go and look at yourslef in the mirror!!
that'll hold you..
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# *spluffs*
shit! now I have to start again
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
#
...Bolton's premier cheerleading team in various stages of undress around his hotel room
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Bargain!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# *adds comment*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# 'Comments on Comment'
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Had the pages open, asking to be done.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# wooyay!?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Woo & Yay!
:D
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# FuckSocks....
Rob. Sorry mate..

Please peal this on off your screen and have it back...

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# houpla (C)(R)(TM)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Panowie
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# easy! with just a subtle change..
WAA YOY!!
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Very nice
But I commented the first time you posted it....
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I wondered where my reply went
Oh well.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# ^Sorry
And ^Sorry!

I posted originaly and deleted within 20 seconds as I realised I had spelt "Rob Manuel" as "Ron Manuel" in the body of the text... :(
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# The swine! :D
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
#
오우삼
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# this
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Inevitable, really
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I'd have thought he'd become a Boddhist?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# ba-dum
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] stoopidness
Free Image Hosting
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Is this related to the last compo?
Oh wait, that was robots, can't think how that's relevant at all...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] With a dong like that, the porn world beckoned!


Click for bigger (111KB)

My good friend boybitesbattery should get the credit really. Naughty.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I like this challenge :)
woo

edit: He appears to have a dog's cock
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Yeah!
Me too. Haven't been involved in the past 3.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# ^this
on both counts
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I know he was on Facebook


/Excuse pea
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Polly wanna COOKIE?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# brilliant :)
I want one
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# haha lovely
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# i likes that!!
and to show my appreciation i shall click the 'i like this' button..
*clicks*
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# A Mupparrot!
*orders from pet shop*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# These compo entries keep making me go "awwww"
Just like this one :)

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Definite clickage!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Nicely.
*clicks like a fool* :)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Squeeze me?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Twas an accident,* replywise. I meant to reply to the picture. I am fail.
*is old and not paying attention. :)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
I do it all the time!
:D
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# tee hee
thats really lightened up my day!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I know it's shit but....
....I'm pretty sure it's true too!

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Philp?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Runs away
to the circus!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Gordon!! :D
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Gordon's Alive?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Working in Hell's Kitchen was Sponge Bob's undoing.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK SPONGEBOB!!!
pfft!
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Swearing is neither clever nor funny, Gordon.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# quick, dirty and well supporting around the lower breast.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# hahahah
Where's that Mumra's Gone to Iceland pic and who did it?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# 'ningles bagsy!!
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Hello lovesly!
Ooh countdown?

*lowers undergarments*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# tomorrow now boss..
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# That's right - I AM the boss, ain't I?
*twangs pance elastic*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# the little tramp's
being very slow about it - filthy tease.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Damn I love a tease
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# *teases*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# *loves*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# now that picture was a fucking classic.
it made me lol.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# It's on here
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# ah cheers mate


Just stealing back something from them
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] When cutbacks caused the closure of Trumpton Fire Station
Pugh, Pugh and Barney McGrew took early retirement, but Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub retrained as burger flippers.



(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha ver' nicely done :D
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# lovely
-- *goes on strike* --
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost from the vaults...

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# that reminds me of a sight i saw yesterday morning
and sparrowhawk taking a starling out of the tree in front of my house.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha!
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# get on with it
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# DON'T RUSH ME!!
i'm shy and embarresed...
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# show us yer nob!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# well then
get on with it and it'll all be over soon

... first one to count to 42 in seperate posts wins a prize... GO!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
ace!
i hate mcdonalds.
burger king FTW!
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# i hate fast food establishments with a passion
and avoid them at every turn.

the only place i goto maybe once in every six months is www.burgerstar.co.uk as everthing is cooked to order and tastes fucking amazing.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# excellent
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Pob's singing career took off.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# wood
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# I'll take 17 please
I'm hoping to trap a fire and I need bait!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# *hangs pob creature with it's bling*
phew!
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# argh!
kill it with hammers!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# phwoar
trainers!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# sex
on legs
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha you are right!
I remember you! You sent me a nice message in the orange place saying nice things about musics I had played :)

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# hello darling
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I shall shun you until you tell me your old username
My mum always told me not to speak to strangers.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I'm still pretty starnge
regardless of what my username is... I can't tell you what my username is, I'm undercover
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Aaaah
Why the name change?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I'm the Web Sheriff now
I've re-pointed myself the moral gardener of b3ta... any way - how's you dearie?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Never mind him, Pot!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Doc and Sid! \o/
I hope he is going to return to the bosom of B3ta.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
#
but ever since then I keep a supply of jelliless pork pies on me everywhere I go... which is a massive waste.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I miss him and his great recipes
and Twig too.
*wipes tear from eye*

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# sorry...
'ello darlin' *winks*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Oh yes
that was 4rthur radio wasn't it. You played a lot of stuff I hadn't heard for ages.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# is there still a link to this?
... probably not.

:(
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# It died
long ago.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# We still get together on the odd occasion

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# It's not good whichever way you look at it!!!
Pob/Allen-bint hybrid freeek!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# hahahaha *click*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# haha
fantastic
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
yes... right!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Dearie me.
This is probably the most disturbing yet funny thing I've seen all day.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# this is great!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# I thought for legal reasons we had to stop the Prince pics
Dunno why but I can just see resemblances to Prince in that pic
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# ahahaha brilliant!
100% Genuine LOLS
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# You're
:[
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] diagnosis laughter
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# I want a third opinion.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# you're wearing odd socks
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# They're not odd, they're reversible.
See, Mickey Mouse is on the inside.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# that's pretty odd though
for a grown up
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Yeah, I wanted Danger Mouse / Penfold but they'd run out.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# mice are notriously hard to catch
no one has yet to discover a policy for making a method to do so.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I want to make an ultra-violent CG imagining of Dangermouse
Like Bourne/Bond, but with a big mouse.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I'm not stopping you
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Pffft :D
hahaha
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# oh my it BURNS
but i like it!!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahaha

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yippee!


(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# trousers on a rubber chicken?
WOO YAY
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Pffft!
*clicks*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# nice :)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# nothing to see, move along
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# I love facial expressions
in the last frame...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Lois and Clark never looked so happy :)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# pffft!
poor old rob!
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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
that's bee you tea full
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Haha, went to click for bigger
Then realised I wasn't supposed to be able to read it....
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Me too
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# It's actually a pretty poor script underneath
I rushed it because I had to meet someone for lunch :D
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
so true
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# That is a thing of pure joy
:D

*Clicks like a loon*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

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