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# 2000 posts so have a picture of serge fabrizo's blob cock
www.b3tards.com/u/8ab0bb4a1c692b155d22/eadie_penis.jpg
it scares me too much to optimize it (that and paint wont let me)
i'm sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# That ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/7819956
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:56, archived)
# schindler bandwagon for some reason
and my friend eadies blob
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# This
www.b3ta.com/board/7819787

Why? I know not.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Ah OK.....

* hides under desk
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# That is quite spectacular, my friend.
Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# i say!
*puts on fake moustache* what a magnificent cock this fellow has!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# i like how blobby it is
his guiche is spectacular
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# is that meant to be gooch or quiche?
cos both are pretty impressive, if i do say so myself
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# its spelled guiche see this article for reference
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guiche_piercing
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# *is informed*
i still have a spectacular quiche
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7819963
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# YAY CONGRATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# why thank you
it was longer than i wanted to spend with said penis but i think i did the pubes nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# It's truly scarily grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# you should see it in person
you will be blinded in awe
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Blinded for sure...
But whether it's in awe... Perhaps not!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# I kill me


(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# somebody needs to...
ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# OK.....

I have just looked through the last couple of hours and I have no idea what is going on...

Can anyone help?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
#


Nah. I get it. It just seemed topical to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# why does he want to hurt me?! WHY?!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# It's not just you.
It's flap, pottery fonz, brandow.

These are sad days, m'friend...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# thmathing
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# thith ith athe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Thuper
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I shall now wander off laughing to eat supper
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 4:19, archived)
# Rumor has it all bandwagons are shite
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Question : Doctor, doctor
I feel like the Pottery Fonz

Answer : That's because you are the Pottery Fonz. Aaaayyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Fruit flies like a banana
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Question : What's yellow and shaped
like a banana shaped like the Pottery Fonz and coloured teracotta?

Answer : The Pottery Fonz. Aaaaaayyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Only yellow
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# The Pottery Fonz is never yellow
as it goes against his beliefs
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# what about on International Pottery Fonz is Yellow Day?
edit: and while this is not the pottery fonz - here is the fonz on some pottery

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I looked at your profile
there is indeed a large amount of no data about the Pottery Fonz
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I spent ages
not collating all that information and then not editing my profile to not include it
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# we appreciate the not effort
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# My friend says you are going to be locked up
when you lose that "vital connection between your bone and your tongue", making you unable to talk due to your madness. And that you're most likely a paedophile.
Needless to say, he knows nothing about b3ta.

He says that your random cartoons are "symptoms" of madness that everyone who is dangerous goes through.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7814986
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# DO you swim to shore? 151
or wait for helps? 312
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# *throws 18 sided dice*
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)
# schindler's lift
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Two nuns are in a bath
One says to the other "Where's the soap?"
The other one is actually the Pottery Fonz and says "Aaaayyyyyy!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Dear Mr/Mrs The Neville
I like your Pottery Fonz and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Bunty Collocks
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# can i get an
rss feed of pottery fonz jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)
# They'll be available in the following formats
Nose-feed, for direct insertion into the brain
RSSTSSPSSSSSSSSS for browsers that make hissing noises
Postal Mail - scrawled on the back of an old postcard, and sent direct to your doorframe!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Is the Pottery Fonz for making happy internets?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)
# The Pottery Fonz can make lots
of things! Apart from pottery. Due to a curious paradox in the nature of space/time, if the Pottery Fonz tries to create pottery, the world might, but probably won't, end!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)
# just imagine if the pottery fonz could create another pottery fonz
they would take over the universes!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Self Replicating Pottery Fonzes
have been banned by the Geneva convention
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# DAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Going down ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# bindun
www.schindlerlifts.co.uk

=-D
(eight, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# apparantly rival lift firm otis' headquaters are in redding
so when you ring them up "hello otis, redding"

(el_meerkat, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Ah.. though
i'm not sure if there's a bay
(eight, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# uni days
i remember being in a schindlers lift in somebodys halls and not being able to leave it due to pissing ones self
(suboftheday, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Knock Knock
Who's There?

The Pottery Fonz

The Pottery Fonz who?

The Pottery Fonz. Aaaaayyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# I love The Pottery Fonz.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)
# get rid of the blacks!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# *Bids 3*
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)
# What's the deal
card sharp ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)
# FREEEEEE-HEEE NEL-SON MAN-DE-LAAA!
Yay for Crimbo bargains...



Click for bigger (85KB)

while storks last...
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# what? what???


no really, what?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# that donkey is talking out of its arse
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# you should see it wire a plug
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Question : What do you get if
you cross teracotta with The Fonz?

Answer : The Pottery Fonz
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# That
or the coolest army on earth
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# here's something i never posted
because it was too rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# weeeyyyyyyyyyy!
ARGH
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Say . . . it semi spins !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# There are no free lunches . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# I did this just so I could say 'Darth Darling'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:10, archived)
# "It was as if 25 Million names and addresses were sent out, and then suddenly silenced"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# ha.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Haha, he's just got useless staff
This was completely ignored earlier

I must remember to join one of the b3ta cliques after almost five years
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# not ignored
i think it started mini-darling bandwagon. now pushed of the road by schindler
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# if you are off the board for a few hours you can return to complete incomprehensibel mayhem
which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)
# I missed, that, nice one fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# hmmm...
Baby A looks a lot like one the dad of someone I know...I've never seen them in the same place...
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# What about Mostly F?
SURPRISE HORSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Hmm...
Didn't some b3tan make a card about "Unexpected Horse!"
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# damnyou
you win this time Cadmus.
I was weary and you caught me off guard
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Your babies are
breathtaking.
truly.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# I chose C
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# i fixated on a and only gave the briefest of glances to the others
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Malcolm Baby
will do that to you. His moustache is transfixing
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# i would say as a result of his facial hair
he would be a more suitable title for (robert) winston baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# it's more of an oswald mosley tache
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# what's breakable
and likes to socialise at arnold's?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Aaaaaayyyyy!
It's The Pottery Fonz
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# ....


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)
# *claps loudly*
that's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Ace
and im left with a strange feeling of concern at the mindpissage of the board
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# there was a schindler this afternoon
someone remind me what it was
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Scheiss!
Das ist funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Ja
Es ist sehr lustig, prima!
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Ah, yes, Lustig!
Was ein Scheisskopf! (Mich, nicht du...)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# You're not going to get unlost with one of those!
Once, one of them told us to go left, whereas our destination was to the immediate right of our position!

Woo to the pic though.

Also, I'm selling these fine shirts. Buy one for your loved ones! Sex not guaranteed!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# use zazzle.com
they let you have more than one motif
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Meh.
I'm happy with one for the time being.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# hahahha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# haha!
#
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# oskar schindler isn't the character from the moview portrayed in the picture
and the real oskar schindler certainly wasn't in the German army in WW2
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# it was a very big pissup indeed!
he got a tattoo of hitler on his left arse cheek to but i couldnt show it because it was NSFW and all that *lies*
*edit* thanks for the heads up i wont use it anymore, never trust google image! :b
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
Cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# that's GREAT
/needs more railroads

//wd on the FP fella! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Doh!
You are right. Of course.

*slaps back chummily*

*glowers hotly*
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# hahaha
and excellent (and new) variation in the ol' schindler gag though :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha! top!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# reminds me of this from the vaults


sorry it's much bigger than I remember...
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Quick, dirty, and probably highly unoriginal.
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# what's the concentration?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Arfage!
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)
# This is ace
and im left with a strange feeling of concern at the mindpissage of the board
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Can't.....resist......repost..
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Century Gothic FTW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# my first brandow

had to do it. the source picture poses were identical
i feel bad doing a brandow - am i just making fun of an otherwise blameless blind man?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# eat my poo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Look at it another way.
blind man

Man with badger eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)
# he won't mind!
he cannae see it
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Haha woo!
The World of Brandow
We don't know if he's blind or not, so it's ok :)
Edit: That happened with this guy:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# one of the better efforts!
have a hearty woo!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# damn this is too good. :D
what did you optimise it in please?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)
# imageready
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)
# cool, thats what i use
i just cant use it properly it seems :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:23, archived)
# well...
I knew the anim would be long, so... I made a pattern using one of the tiles from the original pic, then blocked it in... so the background is the same layer all the way through (which keeps filesize doon a bit).

then I just kept making it a bit smaller until I got it under 200k. (128 colours, 15 lossy)

yadda yadda yadda
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# thanks for the tips :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)
# I hope you have the patent pending . . .
because this invention could sure come in handy ! I hear a clicking sound too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)
# that might just be a bit of limescale buildup
I recommend Cillit Bang.

...and I reckon tagging my pic is as good a patent-pending. If it works against thieving magazines, it'll work against rogue inventors.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# woo-hoo!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# arf!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Heeeyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# I shall ignore the BIGGAR photo below
in order to say
GENIOUS
to this one :D
It's what people should do.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# don't
sit on it
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# reminds me of this

http://www.b3ta.com/board/7583715
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Cunt.
That was purple, too!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# yea sorry about that
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# It's fine.
But you interrupted Shine On :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# eeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy
puffafonzie
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Right back at ya!

Changed just enough from last time to justify posting it again...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# My mum has a lighter that looks like that.
She says it looks like a cock.

It doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# not pottery
it is however still rather fine
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Puff Baddy ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
Class
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Check this out.
My girlfriend and I made this.



We're thinking of making more of them and selling them. It's basically a light box with a stained glass front- kind of a self-lit stained glass window, illuminated by a small battery powered fluorescent light inside. The wooden pattern on the front is original, drawn by my girlfriend, and we've found a good way to cut them out with minimal effort.

If you saw something like this for sale, how much would it be worth to you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# It'd be worth every penny of 272k
/actually, sarcasm aside, they're rather nice :) never ask anyone what they'd pay for them, work yourself out total cost of materials,
and then the time in hours it takes to make them, then decide on your profit margin and there you go.
Visited a big craft fair yesterday and the difference in mark ups and pricing on a variety of similar products was amazing
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# i went to a craft fair once but i had to go home after i knocked over a windchime stand
i was seven at the time but i still hear those chimes on cold nights
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# There was a big one at Sandringham yesterday, all manner of tat was on display
I was particulalrly fond of the bloke selling 'Quillows' - half quilt, half pillow for around £120 a throw
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# ^^^^this
The biggest mistake people make is to leave their own time out of the equation. Pay yourself something more than the NMW and add on a tenner or so for costs - you used electricity and paid rent while you made this.

It's not really my kind of thing but it looks good and you should be able to shift some. I'd guess you're looking at a young 'studenty' sort of market so price accordingly
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# quite so, I do some freelance calligraphy for various projects
and I always used to end up pricing myself down because of the time it takes. Eventually, I thought 'sod this' and whacked it up to full price, plus 20%,
and I take probably double the commissions I used to take
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# I was hoping
for more of an upscale market...

On an hourly rate, charging $200 for it puts us both at about $8/hour, I would guess. Not terrible, but not great. Might be able to do them faster as we get better at them, though.

We did this one as a Christmas present for my parents. We've got another with a pattern like a Native American design of a bird that's almost done, but that one will probably be a one-off as it's a lot more intricate in terms of the cut stained glass. (It's for my girlfriend's sister.)

Just playing with the idea at this point- I think we need to make a few more to really get a better feel for it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# may pay to do one or two of the different designs, and set up a small website/blog with a carefully set up series of pictures and write up, explaining them
use words like 'authentic', 'natural', detailed' etc etc, and tout them that way with an enquiries email.
It immediately makes them more saleable overseas and elsewhere, and the write-up/pictures will make them more 'sellable'.
You can then do them on a basis which is 'made to order'.

if you get several orders at once, you can amend write up etc to give minimum order time required.

try and get the website advertised locally and do a few cards etc to put in craft places/anywhere where money tends to gather.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Thanks!
Very nice tips! I shall do so this coming week.

We had planned on doing several different patterns- the one I posted, a sunset, a gothic arch and an art deco type of geometric pattern. Once we get a pattern to work, I can photocopy it on 11x17 paper for templates and then spend a day producing fronts- the cheapest part, to be honest- and assemble the boxes as needed.

A website would be a good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# a few photos showing the process up the the end result, and a nice set of final pictures, designs etc all looks good
decent write up, few sugegstions for those who browse - 'ideal present for XXXXX' etc etc, and then an enquiries form.

Could be good, hope it works out :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Good advice, sir.
I hope you don't mind me eavesdropping?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)
# hehe, not at all sir :)
/he'll have a heart attack when I put in my invoice for the advice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# BIGGAR!
Edit : How very rude of me, I forgot to say:
£Fuck All
;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Or if you're a merry can-
$Jack Shit
;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# i like this
it is very pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# stuff like this sells better if you overprice it.
Try £100-£150 and get a poncy pub to put it up on the wall for sale (offer them 10%). Its really nice mate, go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Thanks!
That's about the price range I was thinking of, but as I've never made stuff for sale before I didn't know if that was reasonable or not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# How much did it cost to make?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# his soul!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Haha
He should range them. Make smaller ones, etc.
For those of us with less money or bandwidth.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# I have to guess, as we already had some of the materials
but I we bought about $30 of stuff for it, so I would guess it has about $50 worth of materials in it. We spent about a day making it.

Sorry for the size of the photo, but I was trying to show the detail. I can't get it to look quite right in a photo without the flash, and with the flash you can't really see the glow of the glass.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Ooh
well you could always link to a big version, from a small one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# $50 for materials?
How big is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# About 12"X18".
I used oak for the box, a battery powered fluorescent light, 1/8" thick birch plywood for the front, and some antique stained glass we had from some old salvaged church windows. Add to that two 4" piano hinges and a set of latches and brass screws and brackets to hold it together.

I think I can get the materials cheaper if I do more of them by ordering them online rather than going to the local stores.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Not too shabby.
And I mean that in a good way. Definitely look into the sale price as a function of the replacement cost of your materials. I'm doing stuff right now where I've been diving into a wood pile I'd bought for $50 about ten years ago (probably 150 - 200 bf of oak and poplar), but try to price it as if I was buying it new. Keep in mind the 'art' aspect of it too. You can't just price it according to labor and materials.

Considering the size, I'd have ot say it's a $100 to $150 item.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# that picture is bigger than god.
i'd pay about £7 if i wanted one. but it isn't demented enough for my flat.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# FP now!
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# I can't make a judgement;
That picture is way too small. Make it bigger and maybe I'll be able to see it well enough to name a price.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# I've been doing some craft fair stuff too
I'd guess something like that'd be about $35-$40 stateside, so translate into real money accordingly.

My stuff's not nearly so intricate as that. (Check profile for my website link.)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# that's great, it looks smashing.
hate to be a killjoy but might be worth actually linking it or resizing the picture so that the file size is under 50k?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# put in some colour changing
fibre optics and every paki in the land will want one in their front room
(Pouched_species, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Topicality over quality


I'm going to regret this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Consider your embassy burned.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# ^this
with added serious
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# To protect myself from angry Muslims...
...I shall pretend that I never saw this image, and in it's stead was a picture of a kitten cuddling a puppy.

Ahhhhhh! That's so unbelivably cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# oooh, just finished this - not gonna post it in new thread

like yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# why is your bear foaming at the mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# he's angry
next question ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# *Bear-ns embassy*
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Yours is better than mine
But you did have more time. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# muhammad ali must be shitting himself
i bet there'll be a fatwah with his name on it any moment now.

oh, and then those that wrote the fatwah will have to kill themselves if they put up a wanted poster.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# yay
have a cheeky pea from earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Quick and filthy
Cos I haven't got TIME

Cleck for bigger rot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# damn that 1986!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# i'll order six!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# haha yay

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# There is...
...absolutely nothing wrong with that machine. In fact, I'm buying one for christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# My car is a time machine!
I get in, drive around for an hour at, say... 45 mph, and when I get out...

It's an hour later!!

Doesn't seem to work in reverse though.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# i'd get the gearbox seen to if i were you
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Figured it was either that
or the flux capacitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# It's so good I put my decaying flesh on it!
Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# I'll be bra


Click for bigger (77KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Polyps.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# no
but he does have some very big moobs now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# the board has gone all moobs all of a sudden
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# why he wear bra on outside?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# because he is a fool
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# why he wear bra on outside?
how bra get on manboob?
they need to do way support manboob, who stretch thier manboob because these manboob can't frigth back?
It was on his chest this mroing, a manboob in ar who had stretch his three manboob.
They are taking the three manboob back to new york, too manboob to rest.
My pary are with the manboob, who lost his manboob. I am truely sorry for your lots.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# APPROVED
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Camilla Parker-Knowles


*Fetches Coat*
(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# manboobs, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# *scrolls down just far enough*
ah
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Don't get me going now...
*splufs*

Too late :(
(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# oh christ!
i thought your website was a good name, it's also a shrine to man paps
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# And rightly so. They're ace !
*Looks down with pride*
(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# that's a skinny looking wrist
get wanking man!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# perhaps he wanks from the elbow?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# nah
he gets one of the Jews to do it for him
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# that's a workable hypothesis

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# wanking with the wrist as the fulcrum
gives you Clinton Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# yu are very knowledgeable on this subject
*stares*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)

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