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# Heppa Beppa
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# she has nice boobs
Edit: nice pic, woos
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# ^
Edit: how rude, have a woo. (+ sort out the filesize cnut.)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# They're
quite high
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# doesn't matter
they are nice and big
edit: They are 34C, according to AqA
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# AqA is fantastic. Spend waaay too much money with 'em.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# this i have done today
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Pink Floyd?
Edit:
Reminds me of this:
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# i actually know the one on the left
scary :S
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Sigh.
Its very nice but ...

EDIT: Prompt action, Good work, fella.

Incidentally, its weirdly wonderful. Woo!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# oh shit oops sorry
need it to be on 100% jpg for teh working.
fixed.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Twins speak together . . .
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# AAGGGGHHHHH!!
*fears*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# They want
TO GIVE YOU KISSES AND SMOOCHES
and devour you innards
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)
# hehe
brilliant!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# You're sitting on facial comedy gold !
Good idea !
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Macca'd
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] quicky
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# He is a mole
he lives in hole
and plays with his pole
in his hole
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# moleymoleymoley
:)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# KABLOOEY
To give him some credit, he may not know that it's a minefield, he is blind enough already.

It could be a mere misunderstanding...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# What . . . no desert ?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Yes . . . Maonkey is happy to be here !
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# He seems to be disagreeing with you.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Yes . . . yes he does !
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# MAONKAH.
:)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I wanted to talk to you about something
but now I can't remember what..
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# THINK THINK THINK.
QUICKLAH.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Nope, sorry,
it's gone.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# good attention to detail on the shadows.
smashing.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# is he one of those wobble head toys?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Yes . . . yes it could very well be !
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# ahh yeah
the funky table tennis munky

WOO YAY
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Support The TWAT
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# OKaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Let me introduce you to my mate the faq
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# bring out the faq
the faq's sleeping...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Well
Let sleeping blogs lie.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# LOL GEORG BUHS
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Who is this man?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# it's your mom
huh huh
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# MY BIRTH MOTHER?!
OH I LOVE YOU EXCELENTS, I HAVE FINALLY BEEN REUNITE- HEEEEEY, THAT'S A MAN.

Getting my hopes up =[

SHAME ON BOTH OF YOU.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# foiled again
CURSES *shakes fist*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# I bet you're my birth mother
And this is all a ruse.

Hee, I like the word ruse.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# i was your birth mother
but now i'm not

mwhahahahahahaha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# YAY, MUMMY ^_^
*clings*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# POLOLITIX
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# HERE IS A MAN WHAT IS A LEADER OF AN PLACE.
HE IS A CUNTY FAILTWAT AND I DO NOT LIKE HIM AT ALL, GOOD SIRS.

LOL I DID BITING POLITICAL SATIRE.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# lol i kno lolol
/ac

ooh er I don't normally venture 'round these parts
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# *points*
talk boarder...! Tell us stories of teh far away land of Talkbord
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# It's full of words round those parts.
If you stay there too long you end up with word poisoning.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# I'm text intollerant
I get all bloated and gaseous... which is why I almost only ever post pics.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# I spent two hours solid writing words today.
It made me come up in a rash.
On the bright side, the extract we were using was Bill Bryson.
Then again, I was the only one lolling during the exam
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# why am i loking at your dog?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# i support you certainly
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Instructions
1. Measure size of your cock in centimetres.
2. Multiply by 7.
3. Now reduce filesize by this number of Kb.
4. Avoid bumming.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# ..lemme see....
...3....21.....21kb.....it's still a 3.2mb bitmap
*kicks can*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Well of course for you
that would be Mb. Obviously.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# 1k?!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# This equation is specific for this image and user
I shall ponder upon a general equation using variables and science and report back here, haste post haste.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# 1k then?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# I didn't know you could have negative kb
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# MORONS?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# MULTIPLE ORGASMS RELY ON NICE SOCKS.
If you are having sex with someone whilst wearing stripey socks, they are guaranteed to cum like.. 4, 5 times.

SCIENCEā„¢
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# I HEAR THAT SCIENCE IS BOOKS AND BOOKS DON'T LIE?
FURTHERMORE, I DON'T OWN STRIPY SOCKS.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# I do.
I buy socks from New Look.

BECAUSE I AM A MAN.

A man who is not afraid to buy girly socks to assert his masculinity.

Either that or I'm gay, I'm yet to work it out

Perhaps both =]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Do you wanna scarf with those trendy socks?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# A rainbow one would be nice
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# FRUITY!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Is Wednesday the new Tuesday or something?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# It's Wednestues!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Yes!
Four day working week!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# i asked this last week
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Ah, I see. Most informative. Do you have a newsletter I can sign up to?
My email is: [email protected]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# yes i do have a newsletter
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# One more and you're being ignored.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# *tingles*
so firm!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# I just get so bored of it.
All of these stupid people with their 'OMG I FOUND TIHS AMAZIN PICTURE ON TEH INTERNETS' when it's fucking centuries old and I just get a bit....tired.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# THE WAR AGAINST TOAP
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] tenuous pee for the comp
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Ouch
peeing that out would be nasty
Woo!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# That's fantastic
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Oh that's really excellent.
*click*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# sooper
dooper
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Dog has Skill . . . blade . . . fetchitious . . .
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# its me, with me blooded mouth
i likes the picture
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I remember this
And still want it on a t-shirt =[

I love your stuff, I just wish I had spare cash! ^_^
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# :awesome:
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Bully's FTW!
Y E S !
*click*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Fed up of his office job.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Konk !
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# HA HAHA
WOO YAY .... office jobs are teh sux

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# That man has the face of a burger
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# he's skate cat's dad
he works at the clown bank
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# I know a guy whose dad worked in a bank.
He's now part of the great unwashed, and they're living off his redundancy, and his wife's income. (She works for the newspaper)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# skate cat doesn't want to work at the bank
but he desperately wants to make his dad proud


it's a very sad story
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# in a lot of senses
the story's very similar to that of the littlest hobo... a cat trying to make it in a human's world, prejudice against skating cats means he can't even perform in some parts of Europe.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# pffff
but I thought they hired him as aerial security guard after Sept. 11 2001.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# No, he was fired from that
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# luls
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# It wasn't the planes...
It was beauty what killed this beast.
*click*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)
# KT Tunstall does the weather.....




bin a long day.. time to hit the tube.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Haha
I read that as "lube"
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# well ..........
sometimes that would be handy to squeeze into the crowded carriages on the central line
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# can she die in the icy weather
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# :D
Nicely.


*reads news* Gillian Gibbon's been charged. The religion of peace and forgiveness strikes again, I see.

*seethes* I'll be less anti islam when I calm down a bit.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# *proffers rohypnol*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# I'm not anti Islam as such, I have muslim friends
I'm anti Islamic leaders. Because more often than not they're fucking insane.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# *force feeds rohypnol*
*rocks gently*
sh there there it's ok. the bad man's gone away
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I agree
It seems many islamic leeders want equality, but deal with it in a racist way.

HMMMMMM?

Fundamentalism is strange =]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I'm getting angrier and angrier the more I think about this.
It wasn't even her choice, it was the MUSLIM children she teaches.

Punish the muslim child? Oh I think not.

Punish the white lady? Why certainly.




Pigs.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# It's an accepted name anyway
I mean come on, I know a guy called Mohammad.

In fact, I'm fairly sure it's one of the most common names across the globe.

What the shit gives them the right to suddenly turn an innocuous event into a religious crusade against ONE PERSON, who only said "You pick a name"

I mean for the love of god, there are people called Jesus, we don't crucify them for this fact.

PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS.

I'm angry too now =[
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Second most popular boys' name in this country now
Apparently. But name a bear that and suddenly you're up for forty lashes.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# I say we lash the bear.
SEE HOW THAT FUCKER LIKES IT
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Ah- if you name your child Muhammed it guarantees your entry into Heaven, apparently.
I don't understand the distinction. And the sad thing is that the gentle, rational muslims in this country are going to feel the backlash way more than the Sudanese will.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Maybe there's just not enough room in heaven for a teddybear..
And it's just an argument about the capacity issues?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# He can come and live with me.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Nooooooo! Not her!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Would.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# hmmm
so we will all be "under the weather" then?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# blimey, great minds and all that....
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# *Slam dunks the funk*


and a reminder that you can still possibly win the HD-DVD player here:
www.b3ta.com/board/7825155
or better still suggest a good charity to give it to.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# give it to your local kids hospital
edit: you'll be an instant hero, and you might get in the local press AND the ladies will come flocking!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# ^
This
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
#
I agree!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I concur!

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# absolutely the best plan
:)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Donate it to charity
pwease do that..
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Or sell it and donate the proceeds.
And if you do that, I'll suggest the cats protection league, as they always need help.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# CPL, Blue Cross, PDSA, lots of personal faves
but it's the hassle of trying to flog it that I want to avoid!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# just go to your local hospital
go to the kids ward and say 'could you use this nice new shiny high def dvd player thingummy?'
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# nah
the cats justice league is what you want!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# hee hee i like this
but i think you should do a charity ebay on auction with teh hd-dvd player, and may i say you are a mighty fine gent for doing so!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Organise a really complicated compo
and then just pick a charity name out of a hat anyway. Get pictures of you handing the prize over to someone.
.
.
.
5. Profit.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Jet Cars for Toff!
That's a great charity!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# You'll paint yourself white, and fill up with noise

but there'll be something missing
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Shh!
Woo!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# am I missing?
is it me?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Now that you've found it, it's gone...
Now that you feel it, you don't...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jLzMGlKpK0
:)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# needs more blooded gums
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# we certainly do love the web


Click for bigger (270KB)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# are these school desks?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# TOASD
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Mmmm yes please.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# TOADS
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Desk School
... learn how to be a desk?

hhmmmmmm
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# It's the scratching that hurts the most...
ow!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# that and the chewing gums
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# I'll H your N
in your 5 & 1
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# course
there school desks
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
#
Where school desks?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Clearly the schooling is paying off.
at least B3ta will teach 'em grammar properly.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Where rest sentance?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Sentace rest where?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Rest sentance, where?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Wear
Sentence rest
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# *wears wig*
*sentences to 15 years of prison*
*rests on comfy chair*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# It's
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# are they special?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I like the inclusion of the last frame.
It makes me smile.

I do not condone the valdalism of public property... unless it's Wanksy, then it's cool!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Nice one mate
we'll do some more tomorow ;)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Dog's Life
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# So all those triangles belong to the dog?
/blackadder
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# damn those backwards-walking dogs
and their suicidal hijinks
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# but who's gonna throw the stick?
also: you might want to check the size and compare it to what the FAQ indicates.

edit: worships
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# "Danger mines"
sound so much nastier than normal mines.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Danger miiines, DANGER MIIIIIIIIIINES
dumdumdumdumdiddlediddledumdum-deeda duuuuuum
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# does whatever a spider can
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Were you thinking of Dangermouse too?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Puppy death!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# pffft
I likes
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# bloody cats oppressing good hardworking dogs!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Dogman rocks!
More of this sort of thing!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# ^this.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# I had a wonderful Wednesday, had my Wisdom tooth, which also has a root canal, pulled out due too it being infected
that is all
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# any pictures?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# i have a mouth full of blood
The plus side was, was that i was spaced out, due to me taking a co-codamol this morning and then having a local anaesthetic as well
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# you can do vampire jockes
pretend to bite people's necks, spit the blood out and complain about the quality
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# i was going to spit it into a bottle and see if the blood bank wanted it
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# this too
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# ouch
try not to get runed over on the way home

that is all.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# i am home now
That bastard tooth hurt like hell with pointy stick up its bum
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# I hate today
that is all
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# but why?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# he's a teenages
he doesn't need a reason - Emo is his reason... also, nobody understands him and he hates you all... he wishes he'd never been born.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# pffft, so true
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Haha!
No
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Just loads of shit going on.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I think I'm going to call you The Dark Prince of Emo from now on
...

:)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Well it is teenage/school stuff,
but whenever I'm trying to get my head down and work, people keep picking on me (yeah yeah, boo hoo), but I got pissed off and shouted at this one girl, now everyone's laughing at me.
But it's not just that, I haven't been too happy in general, really, because we don't have much money, and mum's struggling to hold christmas together this year. I haven't asked for much, knowing this, but she's still really stressed, and I feel bad because I know lots of it is my fault.
I mean, she has four jobs and we struggle to pay the rent. My stepdad has a job which covers the beer so that he doesn't get too stressed and have me up against the wall again.
And there's more, but I won't go into that.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# sounds like the story of my life...
I really like the beer
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# So do I,
but I don't get much of it :P
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# I'm not going to call you the Dark Prince any more
If any of that is remotely true then it's a lot of crap for anyone to have to deal with.

School is shit. If I was going to do it again, I'd spend more time nutting the people who picked on me... although that isn't a suggestion or good advice, so don't do that - especially if it's a girl. I think they put you in prison for nutting women, unless it's in the hip hop lingo sense.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Yeah, it's all true.
I especially hate it when they take the piss because I'm smarter than them..(Not that I'm bragging, my school is full of idiots. The headteacher may as well be George Bush)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# that's what I was talking about
I used to come back with biting and intelligent responses which none of the thick cunts understood, which I why I wish I'd just spent more time chinning them...
'why are you so strage?'
'why are you so normal!?'
'uh?'
'fuck off retard'
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# would you like a bloody blow job, if you are nice i can stick the bell end in the hole
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Be glad it was removed.
I bear testament to the horrors of them decideding you should keep the tooth.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# I wanted that fucker out
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# A good idea.
It's done with now. No PAIN: Revisited years later...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# the root canal was only done 11 months ago
So i am annoyed that the money spent on it was a waste of time
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Ah well, at least it's out now...
I had six years of it. By the time they were done, the shell of a tooth was still in there, only I now can't open my jaw properly.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# sue them
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# That's what everyone says...
but through a system of intensive massage I can now fit a whole cock sausage in my mouth.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# What are you using to make your images?
If it's photoshop your best bet is to use the 'save for web' function, and then it should offer you a choice of 4- if you drop down one of the sliders on the right hand side you should be able to get most images under 50K without too much artifactyness.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor little bugger couldn't take the competition...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Awww. Look at his little squashed face.
hehe

I'll pop this cheeky rpftc here
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# heehee
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Is that... Clive?!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# CFB
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# He's got the whole world
in his paws...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# End of day doodle.
NOBODY beats her at dominos....

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# What about Pizza Hut?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# crivvens
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# MORE BIG STRAPPING WOMEN
Best of all the wimmins.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# DEATH BY SNOO SNOO!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Perhaps a hard spanking is in order?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Exactly!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# But what will she do
for a flagon of ale?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Is that Usagi Yojimbo I see there?
:)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Disappointingly, Chewbacca's pictures weren't featured in Han's favourite magazine. Again!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# haha
CHRIST!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Wookies with tits!
YIFFS
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
*vomits*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# what too much for you?
;)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# by vomits
he meant sprays his muck at the sight of some animal tits
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Cock vomit?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# I get that sometimes
when I choke the chicken
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# only sometimes?
I never fail!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# all natural?
WOO(kie) Yay(da)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Gaaaaaaah!
Illegedly Chewie was actually meant to be female.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# I love it
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Shite O-Mighty.
That's my evening planned.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# haha!
jeeesus
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha
oh god thats so wrong..
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Those hairy norks are never real!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# "If I'm going to die a salty death, I'm going to enjoy myself!"
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# yay
dirty hermaphrodites

WOO YAY
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Pffft.
Nice.

Though I'm not precisely sure how that would be enjoying himself.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Ack, how horrible!
Yet so fantastic at the same time! :D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't worry Tree I'm coming!
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(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Heh, I LOL'd
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# OH IT'S A SQUIRREL
I was looking at that the other way round. So the tail was the head. I thought it was a fleshy mass.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# doesn't look like any flesh mass I've ever seen
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Well SOMEONE's never hung around a plastic surgeon's bins after dark...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# quite a few people probably...
I never make it far past the abortion clinic bins

*performs the dance of the macarbe puppeteer*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# *stops before he takes it too far*


why don't you love me mummie? I'm so cold
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# i saw it too
unfortunately
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
A love that shall never squeak it's name!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# yay
I really like this challenge... perhaps it's time I killed off skate cat... after his one pic.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Needs more tits
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all too much...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# arctic toap
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Two seals walk into a club
Boom boom!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# more like *whack whack*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# fun house,
it's a whole lot of fun, there's prizes to be won...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# It's a real crazy show
where anything will go!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I wonder what the twins are doing now
...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# they're probably making a cup of tea
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I personally believe
that they now work as soaped up call girls
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# I think they fight crime in seperate citys
and meet up to deal with large scale international situations... which involve go cart racing.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# and
Pat Sharp
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I see your Pffft and raise you....
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# bindun? Maybe.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Is that the President of Polaris World?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# make sure you pay for your armour a fair price
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# lol
:)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Wooty!
I finished Halo 3 last night.
It took me 1 afternoon and 1 evening.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# is that because you are really good
or it is really short?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# The latter I'm afraid
Bioshock took me a week
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# oh no, really? :( I've been waiting to play that game for months. Oh well...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Think they were relying more on the multiplayer aspect for the sales
Had my first go at the online games.
Kicked a few arses :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# have a watch of these reveiws
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# I go there often to check for updates :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# The second one.
:(
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# yeah
games just aren't long enough these days.. HL2 ep2 only took me two evenings
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

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