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# Hillary
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Blonde bastard....
...from the future.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# why is the head of the crew on the inside?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# No Intelligent life on Mars


But maybe a few vacancies for bacteria
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7971292
without the goodnight bit
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I dont understand peoples hate for Tescos.
I myself like the fact that I can get Sushi for 99p and a chicken and bacon pasta salad for 1 39 :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# i hate that all their 'spicy' sandwiches are about as spicy as ketchup
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I hate that everything in every supermarket that's called spicy is about as spicy as ketchup
thoughout Europe
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# that's why i take a bottle of econa jamacan hot sauce with me to work
yum :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# the
"usually bonkers but this time entertaining and sort of has a point" julie burchill
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# yes but my local independant butchers is so nice
and cheaper than tesco water plumped rubbish
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# yeah, i have a nice farm shop near me that's similar.
being burchill, she takes it too far in her 'ahh.. look at me: i'm so controversial' way, but it's a good antidote to the kneejerk big supermarkets bad/local shops good approach
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Oh yeah,.
I remember rading that in G2 and I vowed to never go to Tesco again. It didnt last though :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# interesting
this sort of thing always amuses me, it ain't tesco's fault entirely, they are and never have been anything other than a money making machine.
if joe the public didn't shop there but continued to support the nice little shops, spending a few extra quid as a result, they wouldn't be forced out of business.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I agree
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Maybe it's because...
They ignore planning regulations; demolish listed buildings and nature habitats without permission to build their stores.
Pay their staff a measly wage while rolling in billions of pounds profit every year.
Disregard public and staff safety in their stores by ignoring HSE and hygiene regulations (I know of one store that was selling products over 5 years out of date!).
Threaten and harass their staff – I know of a store that sacked a member of staff for being diagnosed with cancer, because she may have been off work for a long time.

I know much more about the inner workings of the company. I used to run a blog about the company but I was forced to remove it after legal threats due to the photographs taken by staff from their stores.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# of course none of this happens with independant retailers

/no real fan of supermarkets blog.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I top you
I can get Redushi (reduced sushi) for 30p at Waitrose.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# haha!!
i like that.
in fact, i may even click it!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# they just built a huge asda right in the centre of hounslow
it's the most modern and clean building for miles, it's like Land of the Dead with all the prole zombies hanging about it moaning about giros.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# i'll just quietly slip this in
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# cold on mars. you might be needing
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hahahah!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Is that
...the Macclesfield branch?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Doing this made me feel a bit queasy.


So thought I'd share it with you.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Phwoar!
Would.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# AHHH!!!
Thats truly truly horrid!
Welcome btw
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# erk!!
*frantically loads Blunderbuss*
BOOM!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Judy now looks like Rutger Hauer
"wake up, time to die"
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Arf!
Well spotted.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# It helps that I saw "The Hitcher" again recently
still a scary movie. I'm sure the remake is utter bobbins.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Eels up inside ya?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Not the Boosh
:D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I cant believe it took me so long
to actually watch that. I love it!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Have you watched series 1 + 2?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Which series is series 2?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Set in the flat.
Series 1- Zooniverse
2- Flat
3- Nabootique.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Oh no, I havent.
I have seen the first and the 3rd though. I saw the live show at christmas on TV too. I rather like it :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Why do I find Madeley so attractive?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# hmm..
you need stronger glasses?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# lots of girls do though.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# It's the floppy hair and flawless complexion...
and teh fact that he's married to a bit of a troll so, you know... he'd probably be well up for a bit of aciton...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Is she a troll?
This does not bode well for when I hit my mid-50s.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Not really... but in relative terms...
I saw your source pic for mofaha earlier on anyway... I'd say you'll be alright...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Doubtful, I smoke like a chimney and drink coffee like it'll make me rich.
But thank you!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Then you'll have that sense of wasted elegance that some old people have...
It's all about bone structure. Seriously, I have an Irish inlaw who's in her 80s and is STILL good looking.

I find it deeply, deeply unsettling...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# linky?
EDIT: don't worry!
it's in my friends activity...
tis very woosome!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# It's all here:
b3ta.com/board/7980302

Multiple Cap'ns!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Phwoar!
To every image on that thread.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Thats not too bad
I have a friend with a crush on Jeremy Kyle D:
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I've had them both
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I feel deeply disturbed now,
thanks for that.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# it's made me hard!

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# lazermouse
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Mice with fricking lasers!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# MERRY B3TADAY!!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# why thank you, good sir!
*and everyone else below too :D*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# CAKE!
: )
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# happy b3taday!
;)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Awwwww!
You almost win teh cute, but meh....

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww!
good god that's cuteness-overload!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Bappy Hirthday!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# MICE WITH FICKING MOTHERFUCKING LASERS!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
does that mean cats are the keepers of the cheese?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# no, only the rightful guardians.
The masters are the keepers and heirs you see.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ah!
rightyo!
oh wait... my nose is bleeding...
=D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Hehehehehe!
Everyone loves that clean edged kitty!

Woo!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# hehe it was paramount in my choosing
yessss
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# <><>
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Oi oi oi oi oi
Are these or are these not the same things that get put in Bizarre?

I WANT TO KNOW, damn it.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# yes
they is
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# And you does them?
In that case, you're fucking awesome. You work's all over my fridge.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# thanks
glad you is liking them
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Ohhhh definitely.
Absolutely fantastic.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# argh!
very..... um..... nice.
=D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# is that a thom yorke/shane ritchie hybrid he's kissing?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *clicks*
woo yay
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Somebody, somewhere, is wanking furiously over that
possibly
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# *finishes up*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# yes yes yes yes YES
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# wehay!
good to see your stuff again
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# So wrong, and yet, so wonderful
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# That is
insanely good...

Have a click!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# can I have the expiry date for that credit card number please?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I see you have a new name
but are still a genius.

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# b3ta is a means of getting these things out of my head...


I'd be nothing short of amazed if I'm the first person to do this one.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Hehe!
Wombling overground, wombling on the Subway?

Just doesn't have the same ring to it...

*click*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Woo!
Looks like he's just lit a nuclear fart.
It's like 9/11 times a million.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# HI!
This is my first post, been lurking for years and thought it was about time i said hello. BTW: the pic is me *working hard*

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Oh bless you.
That's so bloody cute. Hello!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# haha!!
hello young fella me lad!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# you may live to regret this
*saves image

welcome.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# fail!
hehe
(welcome :D)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hey welcome
*right clicks/saves as*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Welcome
Enjoy your stay at b3ta
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# top shop!
;)

welcome to b3ta

NOW SHOP US A KITTEN
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# That picture...
Is just crying out for bandwagoning.

Hello, sir! Nice to meet you.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# And to you too Noob!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Did someone say Bandwagon?


There you go mate...

NING ALL - WELCOME NOOBMASTER
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# a fine welcome to you, fella
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# not sure about ass to mouth
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# FAIL
FAIL
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# ^ What he said
^ What he said

* Why don't we have a links board for stuff like this?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# [to the bunker!]
bad noob!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# isn't that story from 2005?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# ARRRRGH
Even bigger fail.
enables lurk and sulk
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# aw
there, there, it happens to the best of us!
=D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# take your time! tell the internet! eventually
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# ahhh
I shall put my franbaby here.

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# my baby ate three worms at once yesterday.
She's a fucking NINJA.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Thief ;)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# who?
me?!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Out of interest Cap'n,
What the hell is that thing?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# what we got here is FAIL to communicate
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# That's ACE!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# thanks! :D
just a happy accident really
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# haha!!
excellent!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I hope they have cayke in there
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# inside you will find both tea and jaffa cakes
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Let me in!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
:D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# HAHA!
brilliant
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# No.
No.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] You never go ass to mouth!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# YES
Massive but I still need to squint. Prize in the post.

EDIT: Sorry, I meant: could you possibly make it a little smaller, please? Thanks awfully.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# OKIES
Smaller now, hope the eyes get better ;)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# \o/
I love you.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Scale 1:1
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# It's quicker by pogo stick
and very probably smaller
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# have you actually changed anything?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# always!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Carol Smillie needs her tongue cleaning
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
#
cleaning removing
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
#
removing chemically burnt out by a team of clumsy, blind sadists
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
#
her tongue cleaning to be chemically burnt out by a team of clumsy, blind sadists
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
#
e clean
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I wish my surname was 'Smillie' instead of 'Miserablekunt'
I would get it changed by deed-poll but I come from a long line of Miserablekunts and it seems a bit of an insult to my family and all the other Miserablekunts out there.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# According to my Scottish friend
She pronounces it wrong, and it's pronounced 'smelly'.

I don't care if this is right or not, it's right for me.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I pronounce it 'stinkbat'
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I miss changing rooms.
'HOW TO MAKE YOUR HOUSE LOOK CHEAP' it should have been called.

MDfriggingbastardF.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# ^this^ hard.
if you spend a pittence, it looks like you've spent a pittence!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Ha! Smelly it is
Nobody wanted to stand next to old smelly on "Wheel of Fortune" did they.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# those scots, eh
never pronouncing things the way they're supposed to
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hehe!
i just lifted that face source for future use.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# this is my girlfriend's best friend
I find the similarity disturbing yet erotic as she does indeed have very nice buttocks.


(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# which neck is hers?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Is her neck weird or is it just the angle?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# no
that's her buttocks!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Mmm mmmmm
them's some mighty fine neck buttocks!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# necktocks!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Of all the sentences you never thought you'd say...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Oh B3ta is a treasure trove of things I never thought I'd say...
though admittedly, "mighty fine neck buttocks" is particularly high on that list...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# speaking of buttocks
this gem has just been posted over there
www.b3ta.com/links/Gay_Cruising_an_ill_informed_guide
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# ah cannae see you tube at work!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# bookmark it.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# NECKS!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
#
use wanking.

also Carol smilie?

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# urgh.
Reminds me of that bit in Alien Vs Predator 2 which nearly made me throw my lunch from my guts out backwards.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# 'ning
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# this is why i work alone
*flies off*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# er, you forgot your magic flying cape!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
*thud*
*runs back up stairs*
good job i'm invincible too!!
*dons cape*
ivesy away!
*whoosh*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# invincible tool?
you're such a boaster
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *thrusts*
take that evil!!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# OUCH!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHA!!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# *sigh*
It's so hard being evil. No-one understands!!!

*sob*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# just get in that cell with the 27 stone bum rapist
and think about what you've done.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *adopts starfish position against door frame*
Nnnnnggggg.... you'll.... never.... make.... meee.....
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# *big big dave pulls you into the cell*
have fun!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Yay
I bought the original Batman: The Movie yesterday for 3 bargainous quid!
Biff! Pow!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# splendid as per.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Experimenting with my tablet, trying different styles and methods, sketching random faces

This one came out pretty well so thought I would share it with you, get some feedback...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# thats really good!!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# like it Sir
How are you feeling today?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Pretty low, I'm sorry to say, but getting by.
Apparently when a fractured rib heals the pain gets worse before it gets better, and you have to force yourself to breath deep and cough now and then, resist the temptation to only do shallow (not painful) breathes, as otherwise you get pneumonia! And we all love pneumonia!

Trouble is, each time you cough, it feels like someones stabbing you in the ribcage, and my online research suggests this will go on for weeks.
Not a happy bunny....
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Coming on nicely sir.
Woo!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# this is lovely style, face shadows are ace
you feeling better?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Is that..
Peter Tatchell?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Source was an entirely random bloke found on internets
I have no idea, but I think not, this dude looks a darn site more butch!

May try some celebs tho, as it's easier for folks to see if you've captured a likeness, innit?

Still tryin to find a style or method I like at mo tho...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# excellent
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I like this for it contains the words SHIT PIPE in Comic Sans
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# haha!!
and it's an excellent film!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Haha
Nicely done!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# nicely done
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# hohoho!
Grand!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Twit-Twoo


This is Sarah. Click her for bigger and more colourness (114kb). If anyone ever asks you to draw them as an owl, my advice to you is to politely decline. Jesuuuus.

Previously on 'My Life in Animals'...

Kate the Squirrel | Barno the Lion | Bex the Spider | Jim the Octopus
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *feeds mouse*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# There was a mouse in our office the other day.
Thinking about it, this may shed new light on the incident.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I like this muchky
and I'll take your sage advice to heart

"No Simon, you cannot be drawn as an Owl! How many more times?!

How about a Sloth?"
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I fear the apathy would be contagious.
Hmm, I don't fear it that much, though.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)
# phwoar
shhexy owls.
that really is super drawage
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# oo thass lovely
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# These are quality!
Love 'em all.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# thats brilliant!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Ha
Excellent stuff as usual.

I notice I havent been drawn as an animal yet. Cunt.

One rule for close friends, another rule for siblings.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Go piss up a rope, fuckstick.
You haven't supplied an animal, have you? No.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# hehehehe!
this sibling, younger than you ?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# According to how time works, yes.
There are mental issues, though. Aren't there always?

Yes there are.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Mental issues
Yes, if you count me being about 45 in the head, and you about 19.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Wow! :o
I've still got a way to got then... :D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# VEry nice indeed
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# [luvverly]
[t'wit t'woo!]
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# i think we'd do better at these than the proper athletics
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Oooooh!
Party rings!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *nyom*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# they're specially formulated enrgy-snax
make you run faster
well, they have that effect on kids anyway
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Yummy!!!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# yummers!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I like this, sir.
We'd still be shit at all of them, mind.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# i suspect the chinese might beat us at chinese whispers
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I was brilliant at hide & seek
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# This.
Due to being quite small and very stealthy.

Edit- we're allowed to cheat, right? I often used to change places mid way through a game by sneaking around behind people.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Oh yes indeed.
Stealth ftw!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# The logo's certainly better!!
WOO!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Heh, sweet!
Literally.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Fellas, don't drink that coffee! You'd never guess… there was a fish in the percolator.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# haha
this is my fav TP line
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
#
usno o no
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I love Cabbies.. honest injun
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
# haha
you need a cat driving you
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# A driving cat would be good
Driving Elephant would be better!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)
# it wouldn't forget the route
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# haha!!
'scenic route'!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# When I go to London with too much luggage
I get a taxi from Paddington to Kings Cross, costing 20 quid - is this what a Londoner gets charged? Bloody rip off.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Paddington to Kings Cross?
Im sure that shouldnt be anywhere near that much. But is it in a Black Cab? If so, its not really easy for them to totally rip you off as they have the fare counter. The only way they can do it is if they have it set to the night fares....

Edit: This is how far it is too....

snipurl.com/1xz6f
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hmmm, yeah I think I have been using Black Cabs
:(

Ah! The taxi never seems to take the route you have shown on the map....methinks they know I am a silly Westcountry person :P
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# To be honest with you though,
the straight route isnt always the quickest when it comes to that area of London. Also, there have been a hell of a lot of roadworks around Kings Cross and Paddington over the last few years. Although maybe that is a bit steep. It is only a few miles....
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Arf! That's great!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# And why the hell not!
Bloody foreigners!

Why would anyone get a cab anyway from Farringdon to St Pauls. Its only a 2 minute walk :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I know that
you know that.. but a tourist doesnt..unless they have a map of course...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
Can I leave my shit, prolly bindun, quick and dirty blah blah blah here please?



(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] in which case, i'll leave my not-much-sense 'there's whales in london' one
i'll leave my not-much-sense 'there's whales in london' one
pointlessly full
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)
# it must be stinking by now!
:P
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# oooooh oooooo!!!!
I am on that map RIGHT THERE waves
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I had that Brian Blessed in the back of my cab once...


(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# YAYS
Tesco please, Mr Puss.


I had ur fare, but I spended it. :-(
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# there are other methods of payment
; )
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# catnip?
ball of string?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I gave guest kitty a ball of string to play with.

She went mental with it. It's the best laugh I've had in ages.

Credit to her though; she did manage to kill it.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
# did she return it's tattered remains to you as a present?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)
# No.
She lost interest in it and hid behind the sofa, looking guilty and flighty.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# was it your best string?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# It was my only string.


:(
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)
# as well as it might look guilty!
i trust you had it for dinner.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# gave the cat a catnip mouse two weeks ago
now it's just the ripped open shell of a mouse & a big pile of stuffing
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# my cats are a bit meh about catnip
one gives it a bit of a rub then ignores it and the other one has such a poor sense of smell
that he has no idea what it is in the first place
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Hehe
Catnip effects mine in different ways.

Pixel: Goes off her tits paranoid - hyper and attacking things.

Ash: Stoned. Lies on his back, purring like a twat and drooling.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# tasty rabbit?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# mmm
gamey
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)
# DRIIIIIIIIVE!

excellent pic!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# i bet he tips well!
as well as leaving you deaf in the left ear...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# wow
you really are a top poster
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)
# he's making good progress there
can't be a real cab driver
also, this is excellent
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)
# haha
he's so chuffed with himself
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# great stuff
i really must have another go at one of these.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Morning God!
How the Dickens are you?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)
# fine sir.
i trust you are also hale and hearty.

and you can just call me g if you like, god seems far too formal.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Me's feeling mighty chipper!
g, eh? Okay, will do...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# awww
what time you finish mr puss
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# This is lovely!
W/Y/H!

*click*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# The Oohmetingi tribe

Darn that long grass...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Those are some bumper toothpick crops!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Excellent!
I used to have a dog that did that...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# You had a dog that dressed up liek an African
Tribesman and jumped around? Awesome! Have you got any videos?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Yes, but only on Betamax.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Oh crap!
Never mind :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# isn't that the fukkahwee tribe?
the ones that jump up and down shouting
'where the fukkahwee'
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# *joins tribe*

*jumps up and down*

*shouts fukkahwee*

*profit*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
# The Wherethehellaawee tribe

damn! beaten to it
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Yup
They're all related!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# lol
That's gonna hurt... x(

But it's cool'n'funny :D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# That grass looks awfully sharp if one were to land in it!
Woo!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Snikety snikt


And fluffy salutations to you all.x
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha
nice one.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Is that a made up website
made to look like a real factual website?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# It's a fake plastic website
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# no,
it's a nerds website.
they believe it's factual!
=D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Geeks!
/offends all of b3ta in one fell swoop ;)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
what a wonderful 1st post
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Why thank you, sire
!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# haha!!
excellent!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hehe cool
And welcome to b3ta. You'll never kitten a shop!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Llama Spears
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# llama llama llama llama llama chameeeeeleeeeoooooon
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# She got a perty mouth
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *plays bango*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# haha!~
I know you're dyslexic and I'm not taking the piss (I live with one!) but it's 'banjo'.
Both work, however :¬)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# HOw do you know I didn't mean bongo:P
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I read it as "bingo"
which made both more and less sense
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# As do you me boy ;)
How do?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Sadly I can't do that with my throat muscles^^
Working 12 hour shifts this week (with man-flu). Not good.
And you, my finely coloured raw fish'n'stuff?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Meh!
I need a job really but I cant be bothered to get dressed and go and look for one.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Tranny
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I have no idea what you mean ;)
NINJA!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Too late - I have the mental image now
*shudders*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# i know what you can do with your throat muscles
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Was that you at my window?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Do you want to kiss it?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# with toungues
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# BIGGAH!
the image that is
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Oi Riverghost!
Its within limits innit? And I thought you had all new super speedy interwebs? ;)

Ning!

Ningles All!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# You are quite right.
For some reason it didn't animate for me the first time. Althought it is huge for a 2 cell gif.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# They are obviously extremely complex cells :)
Only messing with you anyway. I just realised that its tuesday anyway :)

*NAZIS UP*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# YES INDEED, MUDDY FUNSTER!


Cyril's Front Bottom.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# this made me laugh impenetrably
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# duck!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Reminds me of this!



But with added tits

Woo!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Best thing for him after ruining Star Wars
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# hahah this
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Tuesday Odd-Fish
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# It's not easy being aquamarine!
woo
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
BEST ONE YET!

Woo!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Hahaha
;)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
great stuff.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# *click*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# That looks like my hamster,
Gertrude the Amazing Rodent! Or Dirty Gertie as my 3 1/2 year old nephew calls her!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Me jealous
I really want a hamster!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# [can't resist...must roast.....pea....
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# gaaah!
to the pun
you still have a lovely drawing style, though
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace!!

'ning Nobby!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# LOL
Cool :D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I like it :)
Dang, I've been out of the loop and have lots to catch up on!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha !
lovley!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# wunderbar!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brilliant! Woo!


(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)

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