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Heath's mysterious death is definitely a sticky situation

...detectives are busy crunching away at the mysterious circumstances.

(Rasp, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)

I
S
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)

heath ledger died this week

did you miss that?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)

I think we all got that bit

But what the fuck is the thing on the stretcher?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)

^this

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)

Its a heath bar

Amercian chocolate or some such :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)

target audience

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)

Meh

at least he tried :) which is more than the shitty picture i'm going to post later :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)

yeah but this image still makes >< this much sense

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)

haha laugh at the dead person!

because hes dead! haha...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)

I'm running out of b3tans to pixel.

If you'd like a little pixel you, please gaz me a link to a pic.

Here are some reposty examples:

friz

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frunt It's been a while..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)

I've never heard of any of those ones....

Now I feel dim. :-(

They are good though!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)

that's cos I've had more responses from /talkers than /boarders

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frunt It's been a while..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhh....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)

you clearly done spend enough time on here

wait... wait...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)

Aye, don't think so.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)

I thought the first one was Alan Partridge!

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)

Alan Partridge is on /talk?

/gets camera

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)

I've decided Frankie Boyle must be a b3tan.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)

i think he's prodge

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)

Not overly convinced....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)

sshhh!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

A-Ha!

Ning-dilly-Ning-Ning all!
How are we on this happy Friday morning?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)

cool!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)

The new series had so far cost over £3.7 billion

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

pffft....

i get this

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)

Bless him...

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Ninj, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)

Superb!!

Try blurring the image as well!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)

hahaha!!

nicely!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)

Sorry had to do it!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)

Do you know he has a cock ring?

Common knowledge apparently.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)

i know

a man who's had him....

and the guy i know is fully into s&m

(prostheses, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)

Harry Hill's

impression of him in last week's TV Burp was one of the funniest things I have seen.

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Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)

Q&D before it gets bindun to death...

'ning all.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:01, archived)

is that dustin hoffman and ewan mcgregor?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:03, archived)

lionel blair and alan cumming?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)

DUSTIN AND EWAN!!

*shoves*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)

LIONEL AND EWAN

*compromises*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)

DUSTIN AND ALAN!

*being an idiot now*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)

Howdeeho.

Edinburgh people like your song.

Well, person. But she doesn't like much, bless her crotchetty soul, and she likes your song.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)

hi di hi

guess which silly person just spent all week revising for an exam they thought was today a 9am and turns out it isn't for another two weeks?

it was me.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)

Oh bless you.

Well at least you're prepared- now you don't have to do as much. I'm a crammer, it's always night before with me. Hence why at my GCSEs I got an eclectic mix of A,B,C,D and Es.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)

i used to be able to do that

it always served me well at gcse and a level but i tried that last year at uni and I'm now repeating first year. ooops...
i don't usually prepare so much ahead but my ladywoman did that clever woman thing they do where they refuse to sleep with you unless you do as your told. clever girl...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

Ah, yes, we know what's best for you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

another two weeks to prepare?!

you'll OWN that exam!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

hope so :)

this one is on Creation to Revelation: the biblical narrative, fun fun fun. The others are way more interesting, Philosophy of space and time and the Ethics of life and death. nice to know i've got a week extra on this now :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)

heh

missing a trick with the 'most read' though, always added comedy value with only slight tweaking

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)

I know - hence Q&D.

Have a lot of w*rk to get through today but needed to get this out of my head after hearing about it on the breakfast news.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)

bah Science

they turned me down this morning. Snobby cunts.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)

lets burn the witches!!

*brandishes pitchfork*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:06, archived)

SCIENCE turns no one down

it's snobby scientists that are cunts

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)

SCIENCE loves everyone!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)

except creationists, because they're just silly

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:14, archived)

But quite funny

in a 'twist the meaning of some of the must easily understandable scientific data and theorem' way.

And I say this as a Christian who is very much a fan of dinosaurs. Dinosaurs = awesome. If you ever need to store me for a whole day, stick me in the British Museum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)

i doubt there are many people who would stick you in the British Museum if they had you to themselves for a day...

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)

Yeah but sometimes I get bored of cleaning out people's sheds...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)

ever find a dinosaur in a shed?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

Only an ickle one.

They said it was a lawnmower but then they would, wouldn't they?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

i've never heard it called that before ;)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

i still

can't work out if this is real, or a really good spoof...a creationist science journal

www.answersingenesis.org/arj

(prostheses, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)

There are no dinosaurs in the British museum.

There's quite a lot of anglo-saxon bronze and some egyptian and greek stuff, and a pretty glass roof, and a room full of katanas, last time I looked.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)

those wacky bastards make me laugh!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)

uhoh back away from the religious satire.

last night a big religion argument happened it wasn't pretty. it was long, and ugly.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

haha!

did they!
those wacky nightshifters!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)

not even nightshifters really.

www.b3ta.com/board/7993351

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)

wanting to keep all the SCIENCE for themselves

bastards

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)

lulu.com makes me giggle

as lulu is sometimes the word chosen by laydees to refer to their bits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)

cunt.com makes me giggle for the same reason

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)

*raises eyebrow*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)

*sees eyebrow and raises arm*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)

*sticks bum in the air, spins round three times and sings Dean Martin medley*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)

*disappears up own arsehole*

haha i win

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)

PARADOX.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)

hey!

an arse hole!
*bums*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)

haha

Just reading the story on the telegraphs site,

"to creating new types of micro-organisms that could be used in numerous ways, as green fuels to replace oil and coal, digest toxic waste or absorb greenhouse gases from the atmosphere."

Yeah like fuck, the Yanks will be making new nasty weapons in less than a year.

www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml;jsessionid=PCAYMYYWVAT2PQFIQMFCFF4AVCBQYIV0?xml=/earth/2007/10/16/scilife116.xml

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)

jesus christ...

"Teams of scientists have, for example, worked on making the bird flu virus, H5N1, even more infectious to humans."

Smart move!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)

A fledgling business known as Umbrella Corporation has already shown a marked interest in developing this technology further....

*gulp*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)

This is exactly why this stuff scares me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)

*loads shotgun*

*mans barricades*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)

*womans barricades*

Just call me Jill.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

As long as you wear the foxy cocktail dress...

and I've just remembered that the blokes always die horribly messy deaths. *gulp* Nice knowing you all...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)

Yeah but I might have to rip a bit of my dress off and wrap it round your head/arm

so that'll be cool.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)

Right up to the moment when my head/arm explodes and tentacled things burst forth.

/doomed

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)

COOOOOL

you can go in the playpen then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)

haha!

i like the bigfoot on mars link!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)

Simon and Garfunkel have really let themselves go

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Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

Haha!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

The new meals on wheels delivery man wanted to make sure the old dears had their last hot meal.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:52, archived)

she looks like she's had enough.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:53, archived)

there's always room for pudding!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:54, archived)

To be fair , even grotbags has to get old.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:55, archived)

haha!!

i like your sig!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:59, archived)

When I heard the title yesterday

all I could think of was `thats going to make a crap title song`

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:01, archived)

to be fair though casino royal wasn't in the song....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:02, archived)

ah see this is where the ill defined logic of my thoughts come into play.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:03, archived)

i can help with that..

*rolls newspaper*
WHACK!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)

I think it will be easier

Than trying to do casino royale....

Soemthing along the lines of this:

"It was a quantum
oh yes
a quantum of solace"
/trumpets

Something a bit like all the others with trumpets in.

Although, thinking about it, casino royale isnt too hard:

"It was a casino
oh yes
a casino royale"
/trumpets

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)

*dances*

don't stop!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)

/stops

/points
/laughs at person dancing with no music
/belms

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)

*doesn't care*

*dances harder*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

/is impressed by the hardidity of dance

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)

His last meal was a curry

it was lovely and all, but he could have murdered a nan

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:53, archived)

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:54, archived)

when I read the subject line, I thought

"oh, yeah. I remember hearing about that"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:56, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:57, archived)

Oof!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)

They call me mister Fan-tastic

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:44, archived)

ahahaha

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:45, archived)

morning chap

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:47, archived)

good morning

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:48, archived)

hahaha ace

another HappyToast front page, I think

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:46, archived)

you need to add a bigger slide at the end

and a new line of growing hatred toward me

_{partly caused by this graph I reckon ;D}I've zombied you by the way, just need to colour it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:48, archived)

hatred towards you?

what have i missed?

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:50, archived)

DOWN WITH HAPPY TOAST

OUT OUT OUT

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:51, archived)

you big meanie

*menaces*

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:53, archived)

BAN SOCK!

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:55, archived)

if you ban me i'll become more powerful than you can imagine

*lightsabres* vvwuuwwww vvwuuwww kishz etc

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:58, archived)

SECTION SOCK

HE'S GONE MENTAL

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:01, archived)

FUCK SOCK

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)

Yay! :D

I will do a new version of the graph projecting the figures for this year :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:52, archived)

It's people's right to hate you if they get one comment on their post, while you get lots

It's easier to hate than to learn to draw. I wise man once said that, though I'm probably misquoting him, or making it up.

I hate you. :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:55, archived)

I sometimes get no comments

but people seem to miss that

not me though, I cry myself to sleep at night every time

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:58, archived)

you shouldn't

you should just hate everyone who gets more comments than you. It'll help you sleep or at least get you interested in goatse and Brandow.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:01, archived)

You spelled tiem wrong

Woo!

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:47, archived)

I considered it, but wanted to tie it in to his catch phrase

of "It's clobberin' time" and thought that that might be one alteration too far.

_{Do I put too much thought in to things or what?}

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:49, archived)

You learn something new every day

i didnt know he had a catchphrase :S

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:54, archived)

I think that's his only one

mainly because all he does is hit things

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:55, archived)

Not true

He also gets hit.

I hate you you massive, erm, bummer.

/runs off

:D

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)

pfft nicely done

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:49, archived)

Bindun, but not as well as you did.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:51, archived)

has it? bollocks! that'll teach me to take 2 days to ink it!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:54, archived)

MAD mag, in the 70's(edit: 60's, fuck I'm old), was first time I saw it.

You have the death frame, which I don't think has been done.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:58, archived)

hahahahahaha

yes, I assume its crossed a few peoples minds, mainly at Marvel comics.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:59, archived)

super as always mr toats!

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:52, archived)

hahaha!!

excellent!
'ning toaster!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:53, archived)

hah

quality :)

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:57, archived)

haha!!!

i always wondered what would happen if he fell in the water! pfft!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

Good morning

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:18, archived)

*glees*

GETTIM! Gettim for all those years of torture!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:19, archived)

SHOOT 'IM DOWN!!

'nings b3ta!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:29, archived)

ning sexpotmachine

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:30, archived)

Is that a nice way of calling him a dildo?:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:30, archived)

sshh

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:31, archived)

*vibrates*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:31, archived)

*nicks batteries*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:34, archived)

*is now a blunt instrument*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:37, archived)

*watches it play 'your beautiful*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:38, archived)

*bludgeons self to death with ivesb's bell-end*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:38, archived)

*3 profit*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:40, archived)

*has a taste for blood now*

*destroys humanity*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:40, archived)

*3 profit*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:42, archived)

ningles!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:32, archived)

it's still night here. screw daytime.

nice saucers.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:33, archived)

it is good

but please link it, IT IS MASSIVE

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:41, archived)

nice an' all, but there's a limit on animations round these parts of 250k

that's a bit hefty, any chance of some optimisation?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:45, archived)

Is it? You may not think so when you get to see the kitten.

FFS, that's like a meg.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:47, archived)

popeatine?

the new pope seems a bit...evil

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:43, archived)

No no, not at all.

They put him in a camp when he was small.
They say he's all better now. Arf.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:52, archived)

there's another new pope?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:03, archived)

there are at least three new ones that i know of.

they breed like insects.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:12, archived)

~~camp~~ Hitler Yoof:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:30, archived)

camp?

there's no "camp" in my post

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:48, archived)

The camp was after, for de-nazi'ing them.

100% success rate for these camps BTW. Astounding!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:53, archived)

all catholics are evil.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:12, archived)

He looks a bit poorly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:14, archived)

he looks like a bit of an emo with that hair cut

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:16, archived)

Fucking dirty pea roaster!

and the heads still far too big.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:18, archived)

haha

you're so fluffy these days.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:22, archived)

Same wording too!

www.b3ta.com/board/7992496

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:26, archived)

fair enough

*pats*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:30, archived)

*takes biscuit*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:34, archived)

Be that as it may,

I roast the pea of my squirrel!

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:25, archived)

Ok have Reggie from last night too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:26, archived)

reggie's a cunt, he owes me sixty quid

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:38, archived)

He told me it was for 'services'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:41, archived)

I saw this before

have you entered it in to the challenge twice? and was it more or less challenging to do the second time?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:51, archived)

Erm...

Click for bigger (95KB)

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:40, archived)

ahhhahhhahahah.

I'm hearing it in his 'voice', too.
Woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:42, archived)

Hehehe This.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:14, archived)

I WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS MY PRIDE IN THE GAYSHIFT.

WE HAVE SCARED OFF THE DAY-TYPES VERY WELL.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:45, archived)

That's always easy to do. Just be sure to include a picture with your post.

/not too keen on mock-talk of dayshitters blog.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:54, archived)

TRACTOR IS NOT TOY

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:39, archived)

i bet his book was written in sweatshops by a bunch of nine year olds chained to crappy old word processors.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:14, archived)

Haha. Reminds me of the Ricky Gervais one

'Stephen Hawkings. Genius? Pompus more like. COmes from Kent and speaks with an American accent?!'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:21, archived)

haha!!

i need to check out his stand up. Ive heard hes a real nasty bastard! heh

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)

nice jc

(Indigo_Pool, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:57, archived)

LADS, WE'VE GOT A POLTERGOOST

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:58, archived)

Never mind a priest, call an ambulance...

... I've just nailed my legs to the table.

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)

FUCKING DIMWIT JESUS, USE THE CLAPPER.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)

Better if....

It went on the kids face, far more offensive I think (Sniggers)

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:00, archived)

S niggers?!

racist

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:01, archived)

look up in the sky! it's a crow! it's a bat! no, it's supernigger!

i bought schooly d's am i black enough for you? when it came out and i still maintain that other than its misogyny, it is one of the three best rap albums ever made.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:06, archived)

if i'm not mistaken,

didn't schooly d do the aqua teen hunger force theme?

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:07, archived)

wikipedia says yes, but i don't know the show.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:09, archived)

the weakest of the [adult swim] cartoons.

I don't have the cartoon network myself, but I enjoy Sealab and Harvey Birdman on free-to-air.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:17, archived)

is there a mighty adult swim cartoon?

*looks up adult swim*

edit: ah, it's known as the detour here. robot chicken yes and the rest is dull.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:22, archived)

Frisky Dingo, also yes.

Sealab, Awesome for the first couple of seasons.

Harvey Birdman, Awesome when it was still on.

Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, can be a bit hit and miss but it's still worth watching.

Anything else, GO HOME.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:30, archived)

ATHF is better than tim and eric

but i do enjoy robot chicken

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:33, archived)

I don't think I've ever laughed at ATHF.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:47, archived)

i don't think we got most of those here.

the only cartoon i watched much in the last few years was invader zim. and it is perfect.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:35, archived)

its usually on bravo late on a saturday night / sunday morning

is it on any other channels?

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:37, archived)

it's on my dvds.

screw tv.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:15, archived)

I never got into Invader Zim.

More than a couple of people told me I'd love it, I watched like eight episodes and just gave up.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:48, archived)

you must be a humourless dick.

hahaha!

wate, i did that rong.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:11, archived)

i just think

the trajectory of flight would not allow this to happen

(Indigo_Pool, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)

It's freakin' Jesus, he can cum around CORNERS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:03, archived)

it's all an illusion

jesus is actully pointing it right in the kids eye... spooky

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:04, archived)

jesus' trajectory took him over the rectory

and into a lily-choked pond.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:25, archived)

Indeed, as she learned.

as she learned.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:26, archived)

HAHAHA

reminds me of www.superdickery.com/seduction/64.html

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Kaiser, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:03, archived)

yay, superdickery!

I'd forgotten all about that site..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:05, archived)

They have most of the Boner there.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:16, archived)

AHAHAHAHA!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:10, archived)

heh, good to see that.

i'd forgotten all about the repeated spankings.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:15, archived)

I LIKE THE BLANK GREY BIT AT THE TOP.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:04, archived)

haha

where can i buy one of these

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:06, archived)

Every yard sale in the southern USA.

They may be still being sold new. And there are four others.
I think they were going for ten, but ran out of textspace. Hahaha.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:10, archived)

speaking of text, what does it say on there?

my eyes are old eyes.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:16, archived)

Honor thy mother and father

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:18, archived)

honour thy father and thy mother

I think, but the photo's indistinct

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:18, archived)

Your order is correct.

*turns fof dyslexai amcheni*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:21, archived)

thanks, you two!

it looked like 'homeopathy' or 'hairspray' to me and i thought indigo pool might have 'shopped it.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:21, archived)

he did.

originally it said "LITTLE BOYS' COCKS".

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:38, archived)

NO, IT SCREAMED THAT.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 8:35, archived)

GET TO DA CHOPPER!!!!!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:11, archived)

ARE YOU READY FOR DOMINATION?

I leave you with this. I actually have to work tomorrow, so I need to sleep now. G'night all :)
Edit: It seems if you look at the middle, it appears to go faster than if you look at the edge. Or is that just my eyes?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)

AAU

CYA

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)

I AM NO-ONE BUT I'M WELL KNOWN

FOR I AM THE MAN WITH THE DOGS.

'night, worker.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)

Hahah

I don't know if 1 morning this week qualifies me as a worker :)
I'm going to have to commute into NYC like an ACTUAL PERSON.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:40, archived)

fucking telecommuters!

*is one too*

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:43, archived)

I remember fings like this..

Many years ago when I used to drink (and drive although I must admit I stopped that 25 years ago).

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:40, archived)

WOAH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:41, archived)

hehe

reminds me of www.absurd.org/a-periodic/wwa2/index.html

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Kaiser, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:44, archived)

OK GAYSHIFT

TONIGHT WE NEED TO WORK SOME OVERTIME.

LET'S KEEP THE BOARD GAY FOR A FEW HOURS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:45, archived)

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Kaiser, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:46, archived)

JAJAJAJAJAJA!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)

JA NEMLIG JA!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y_rIM8j8WY

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Kaiser, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)

I can't look at youtube on this computer

I'll have to look later.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:53, archived)

: |

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Kaiser, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:54, archived)

I still don't know what they're singing about, but it's fucking funny anyways

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:58, archived)

it's about the horrible mousetrap

in some heavy metal theme episode
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drengene_fra_Angora

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Kaiser, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:05, archived)

okay, that makes at least as much sense as it did before.

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:09, archived)

they also got a bicycle team

and here they admit taking drugs www.youtube.com/watch?v=visAt-9LHQw
check it out from ~ 4:40

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Kaiser, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:17, archived)

HOW GAY WOULD YOU LIKE IT?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)

THIS IS SUFFICIENTLY GAY, YES SIREE BOB.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:53, archived)

Too much gay

And not enough Heath

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:56, archived)

he's dead, you know.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)

speaking of gay...

...i bought a carton of fruit drink at the store the other day. fruitopia, raspberry and kiwi flavour (no, i have no idea why i bought it, i normally drink juice or water), and there are a bunch of silly blurbs scrawled on the box. one of them reads

"brought to you by some berries and a hairy fruit".

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:58, archived)

mmm.. hairy fruits.

I don't think I've tried Fruitopia, but their branding did put me off.
Sadly I tend to prefer booze and fags over fresh fruit or even juice

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)

This......
But I know I shouldn't

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:01, archived)

Cigarettes are chock-full of vitamins and essential minerals, like tar and nicotine!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)

THEY HELP KEEP YOU THIN!

YAY FOR CIGARETTES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:04, archived)

yeah people always ask me how I stay so thin.

it's very simple, I don't eat enough, and I'm a heavy user of various substances

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:06, archived)

People who haven't seen me in a year or two often tap my gut and ask where the extra weight came from.

I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:11, archived)

HEY FATTY WHERE'S YOUR PARTY HAT?

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:27, archived)

"I ate it."

Did I eat your bike?

"yes."

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:31, archived)

Smoke More

And cut down on the eating cycles...

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:34, archived)

it's not very good.

now i remember why i bought it - there was a brand of juice on sale but theu were out of stock so i bought the fruitopia as i wanted a juice or drink that wasn't coffee or tea or tomato or water. i don't see their adverts, but they're probably annoying.

no fresh fruit?! gah, i'd keel over in a day.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)

Yeah, their original ads really turned me off.

Fucking DJ turntables with orange juicers in the middle while breakdancers catch the juice.

WAY TO ALIENATE YOUR TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC, YOU STUPID FUCKING MARKETING CUNTS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)

WE'RE DOWN WITH IT, WE'RE FUNKY. WE SUCK THE HAIRY FRUIT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:04, archived)

I might make a tshirt that says this on the weekend.

Also, can I make one with your "I like to shout at the internets" picture?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:06, archived)

but of course!

I will however expect to see a picture of the end result.

www.b3tards.com/u/9e33d2809f7392b639fc/pizza-shout.gif

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:08, archived)

THERE WILL BE A PICTURE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:10, archived)

haha, you grandma.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:08, archived)

I get really pissed off when I see ads that try to be "down with the kids".

You can tell that it was done by a group of middle aged fucks that make quote mark gestures when they say "hip hop".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:13, archived)

HEY I DO THAT.

it's hard for me to singke that out. pretty much all marketing makes me puke.

*reminds self to go into the new diner down the street and tell them their menu, which is posted by the front door, is FULL of spelling errors*

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:19, archived)

And on that subject...

I'd be doing that all fucking day here....
Fried Crap anyone?

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:31, archived)

deep fried crap for me, please.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:38, archived)

lordy fuck!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

It's in the Louvre

So it must be effing art!

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)

...i am my own museum...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:20, archived)

I Am The World Trade Center

O FUCK!

(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:21, archived)

I AM THE WORLD ROUGH TRADE CENTRE.

ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:28, archived)

I am the God of Hellfire, and I bring you...

...dire (dum-dum-duuuuuuuuum)

(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:29, archived)

oh arthur, your world is so crazy.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:31, archived)

I Am The World BMG Center

Fuck you Indie record store! We're buying you!

(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:30, archived)

*pours bottle of urine on pile of pop cds*

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:34, archived)

THERE ARE SWITCHPLATE COVERS IN THE LOUVRE TOO. ARE THEY ART?

was it a devo member that painted switchplates and installed them in a local gallery/museum? it was one of them or another prank artist.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:21, archived)

If you want to know what art is

check my profile for a definition. Seriously.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)

WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION I'LL HAVE MY GIMP KICK IT OUT OF YOU. GOT THAT, 'ARTY'?

ooh, nice cafepress store.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)

The only reason I posted it was....

You told me to...MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING NOISE.

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:31, archived)

MAKE SOME MORE NOISE, WE'LL SCARE OFF THE DAY PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST NOW FEELING THEIR BLADDERS SWELL WITH URINE AND PINWORMS, MAKING THEM UNCOMFORTABLE.

AND THEY RISE.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:33, archived)

Are there people..

who visit here during the day? I've never seen any!

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)

they're the frontpage society, where the night shift never get to go because we're not suckuppity twats.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:39, archived)

Are they the ones that shout..

About bandwidth, Read The FAQ's and fuckoffnoob!

If so, I avoid them in the same way I avoid kids on the street at night

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:42, archived)

we get those on gayshift too.

i have said them myself, though i try to be more polite when i do (not always successfully).

i avoid children when- and wherever.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:44, archived)

Wise Man Say

Only fools rush in. Remember the first time it happened to me and Gronkpan stood his ground and told them to fuck off. Ended up deleting the thread which I discovered was a massive breach of ettiquette.

Live and learn,

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)

that was good of him.

i generally had people be polite to me when i first posted, though my mistakes weren't enormous. there were a couple of assholes, though, and i still recall who they are.

*rechecks book of assholes, b3ta volume*

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)

I never knew that

Scott Adams invented Art. Did he copyright it?

Seriously, I view your profile regularly for stuffz I've missed.

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:30, archived)

I wanna know what love iiiiiiiiiiis!

(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:36, archived)

*dances*

*dances down church isles*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)

*DANCES DOWN CHURCH PENINSULAS*

LIE - I THINK DANCING IS DISGUSTING.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)

aaaaand here's another:

NOW IT'S SNOOZE TIME !!

(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 5:37, archived)

heh.

QUIET, ISN'T IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)

MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING NOISE.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:16, archived)

FUCK YEAH BITCH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)

JA!

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Kaiser, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:16, archived)

JA!

JA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:17, archived)

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Kaiser, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:20, archived)

...uhhh...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:16, archived)

YAAAAAY!

Awesome

(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:19, archived)

ALL OF MY SYSTEMS WERE DOWN, DOWN DOWN DOWN.

NO WAY TO CONTROL IT, IT'S TOTALLY AUTOMATIC

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:46, archived)

why am i looking at your parents' refrigerator door?

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)

you're in their house?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:16, archived)

IM IN THERE HAUS

RAPIN THERE PROJINEES.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:17, archived)

and licking their furniture.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:17, archived)

C'MON CRACKERS, WE'VE LOTS OF WORK TO DO.

*LICKS*

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:19, archived)

...groan...

I can't sleep, so I did a paint job...if that makes any sense?

hmmmmm....
.

(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 5:22, archived)

sleepish...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 5:15, archived)

ENNUI.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:17, archived)

MMM, DELICATE WAFTS OF PATCHOULI FROM HER GENERAL ARMPIT AREA.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)

...guess...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 5:11, archived)

Is it this?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 5:16, archived)

Aaaaahhhh!....save me Alizee...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 5:19, archived)

*unlurks*

*relurks*

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:19, archived)

He doesn't look happy

But then, why would he stroke it if he weren't happy?

(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)

for the cash.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:35, archived)

haha, i like that deaf guy.

i've saved pics of him before.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:24, archived)

oh, I bet you have.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:41, archived)

i know a guy who works with the deaf here.

he's fun. i used to imitate for him one of the deafmutes we had as a customer of the bar when i was a bartender. it was insensitivity gone wild and we'd both choke with laughter.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:48, archived)

YES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:54, archived)

pfffffffffffffffft!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:42, archived)

B3ta?

(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 5:30, archived)

WINNER!...

...(stay tuned for further information on your prize).

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)

BEE, TWATS, TWAT, TWAT.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)

Shitty one before bed

Just because I know how much Tahkcalb loves sports.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 4:34, archived)

I demand* you do one of these to represent my username!

Perhaps 2 identical ones with one of them delfated on the floor.

*humbly request (pretty please)

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thiswasmyclone, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 4:39, archived)

It's past your bedtime, young Pineapple

You have to be bright and alert to post the mega-balloon-cat-masterpiece you promised us!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 4:39, archived)

SPORTSCAT

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 4:45, archived)

...sport...sport...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 5:13, archived)

I love balloon cat (or is it cat balloon? Can't remember)

but I hate sports. So I only half love this pic.

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 5:52, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 4:01, archived)

Oooo

Shadowy and dark.
Makes you wonder where she is, what she's doing...
Nice.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 4:28, archived)

I posted then couldn't get back to b3ta.

It seems ok now, but my ftp seems very slow. Did anyone have a problem a couple minutes ago, or is it just my crappy isp again?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)

b3ta's server had a brainfart, it seems

Timed out for a while.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 4:39, archived)

yeah all of b3ta was tits up for a good ten minutes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 4:43, archived)

in a sewer, strangling voles

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 4:43, archived)

I like that

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 4:46, archived)

no accordians?...

...DAMN!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)

Maybe.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 5:14, archived)

O NO IT'S THE MONSTER RIGHT BEHIND HER.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)

I meant pissFLAPS :(

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qster, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 4:00, archived)

hi.

this is a reply.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)

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