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# Rapitinui posted this earlier...


And I wanted to post this...


But my ISP went bonkers for a few hours. So I'm posting it now because of all the "work" I put into it. And I'm posting it in a new thread because I am fail at replying to the earlier one for some technical reason. I bet in a hour the post appears 3 times making me look more fail. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:59, archived)
# His bum-titty-bum-bum is on the wrong side!
OH NOES!

Ning b3ta world!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:00, archived)
# 'ningles rouge fish!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:02, archived)
# How do Ivesb?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# aaa-gaa do do do!!
i'm ok, and your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Not bad.
My nephew is trying to convince me to let him watch another Wonder Pets episode now which is gonna annoy me so much!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)
# i love the wonderpets!!
WHATS GOING TO WORK....?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I want to kill this chick thing!
youtube.com/watch?v=KwxwUiDbRCk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# this. is. SEWIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAH!
I would actually stamp on a chick in real life if they said that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# TEEEEEAM WORK!
*shudders with self-loathing*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# YAAAAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I'm afraid all the effort I put into it was not worth it in the end(humus!)
Stupid ISPs.

'ning yourself. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)
# OI stop with the self deprication!
*shits over self* Oh, is that self defecation?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)
# *Avoids*
until you have a shower
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Oh come here boy!
Youve never really had sex till you can smell a bit of body function ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# has he been eating vindaloo?
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:02, archived)
# did you also fail at reading Rapitinui's post
that said that it was a tribute as the cat had died. Nice tribute there.
I know nothing is sacred on B3ta, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)
# OH POO!
I missed that.

It seemed like a good idea at the time. Gah all that became clear after I got the mission face on.

Sorry Rapi, I like cats too. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# *sads*
next door's cat pushed my face this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# That's nothing
Next door's cat pulled my finger!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# hahaha
that old trick, eh?

especially after the spicy pizza, you should be ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# How could I be anything but proud of my anal discarge?
Chocolate brownies anyone? Made them myself!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Hasn't been a good year for b3ta pussums!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Catbum redex!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)
# lol, silly racists

this is possibly far too complex a comment on society to be making so early on a Tuesday morning, but there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:11, archived)
# i'm afraid i have to say RIS.
but then again, my mind has been failing me lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Mogguh!
www.nu.nl/news/1451501/2030/Ophef_over_foto_van_Obama_in_Afrikaans_tenue.html
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Mogguh!
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:30, archived)
# Diplomatic immunity!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:35, archived)
# tsk.
americans, eh.

en 'morgen!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:47, archived)
# And for those of you of the master race ;D
www.politico.com/news/stories/0208/8667.html
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:55, archived)
# I thought I already gave the link for the master race

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Silly Mediocre! Clogs is not what master race wears! We wear Reebok Classics and Tracksuits!

*chavs mediocre in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Pffft



*mumbles something about more reeboks than clogs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# What disturbs me on those comments
is that black American's are referred to as African, when I doubt many of them could point to Africa on a map.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# there it is, right by Idaho
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# You facktard!
Its by South Carolina, thats why theres them there colored folks all there! CLETUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Hehehe
lucky for me, I've just had my coffee* ;)

'ning HT person!

*black, like my men
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:21, archived)
# I like mine like I like my women funnily enough.
Weak and White.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:56, archived)
# heheheh
That pic of him in Kenyan* dress might make people think he really is black after all. And Muslim. How awful that would be.


*Somali...cough
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:22, archived)
# this is my point :)
especially when America has it's own extremes of fancy outfit with tenuous conotations to worry about.
Plus the fact that by putting the photos out there you have to wonder how it is anything but a racist attack from Clinton's mob. Unless of course Obama's lot put the photo out as a reverse psychology, sympathy vote plus bring down the oposition type affair. Ahhh, politics, fucking everything up since the day we started talking.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:26, archived)
# lol, men in dresses
poofs, the lotta them


*hides from Scotland*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:26, archived)
# hahaha, Jeccy says Proj69 is a poof in a skirt :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:27, archived)
# you seen his pics?
Obsessed with furry trolls, if that aint a pointer :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Yay for Jeccy!
Any more Do It Womans soon??

*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:00, archived)
# not at the mo soz :(
been incredibly busy at work, can only post from home normally (hiding in a training room at present)

Am not abandoning her though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:28, archived)
# erk!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Had her!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:37, archived)
# did you have to pick the scabs too?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:55, archived)
# and rinse her nutsack?
so to speak
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Yes
I had run out of cornflakes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I hope you melted down the thrush with a bit of warm water for milk!
no point in seeing a good thing go to waste.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# FREEEAAAAAAKS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:59, archived)
#
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6355110065089064433
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Cor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# haha!!
i bet his mum slapped him for ruining her good linen!
'NINGS ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:31, archived)
# hello ivesy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:32, archived)
# yay!!
word up nibster!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:36, archived)
# It's made even funnier
Coz they have compo moustaches underneath!

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:36, archived)
# 'ning-nong!
any destruction on your street?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Yes
I had an extremely spicy pizza last night!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:43, archived)
# CLEAR THE BOARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Yes
Yes I did!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:49, archived)
# *chokes*
*gags*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Ooo
That looks like a piece of Jalapeno!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:53, archived)
# MY FLESH IS FALLING OFF!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Oh
You had one too huh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:01, archived)
# *melts*
oh what a world!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)
# quick 'n' shite :)

quick post b4 going to work, y'alreet there lads :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 7:01, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 7:33, archived)
# woohoo
bowling balls as heads!!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:08, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:11, archived)
# Fucking LUSH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:22, archived)
# lol, INNIT
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:24, archived)
# kthxbai
 
           
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:13, archived)
# Cor!
That's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:14, archived)
# hello there mr. cat.
*pats*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:15, archived)
# he didn't make it.
although being on a drip rehydrated him, his kidneys got worse.

he passed yesterday.. still warm when I went round last night before the gig.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:18, archived)
# YEAH I KNOW, I'M SUCH A BRINGDOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:18, archived)
# Circle of life and all that.
*sniffs a bit nonetheless*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:22, archived)
# bring out the trombones!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:31, archived)
# hallo güs!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:36, archived)
# very mëtäl..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:40, archived)
# \m/ \m/
www.eyeenvision.com/litterbox/markedterritory.html
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:45, archived)
# ahhhahah!
I love those Litterbox vids.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:48, archived)
# it would have been great if they could have opened for ween.
how was the show?

edit: never mind, i just read the thread down there. i hadn't scrolled down much yet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:50, archived)
# K
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:48, archived)
# AND WE'LL ALL BE REUNITED, ON A NEW AND SUNLIT SHORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:01, archived)
# OR SOME DARK NIGHT! [dramatic music]

A little more picky about their food, but less box mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:07, archived)
# *chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:08, archived)
# That's fucking amazing
It's like trompe d'oeil meets kittens meets spiders meets the internet meets the fears

Wish I could do stuff like that
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# yay!
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:01, archived)
# THIS IS WHY I DON'T HAVE ANY PETS RIGHT NOW.
I just can't replace the fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:33, archived)
# aww.
sad news. i hope he was peaceful and content.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:20, archived)
# when I saw him Sunday morning, yes.
 
unfortunately not yesterday, had to go for the big sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:21, archived)
# how's ittybittykitty holding up?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:23, archived)
# she hasn't really slept much the last couple of weeks.
 
It's just sinking in now I suppose.. shitty timing though, with Gus' anniversary in two weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:25, archived)
# miserable mortality.
best to her and to you as well. i'm going to go grab hold of my gang tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:32, archived)
# cheers.
 
pats to them, too.. especially Jasper.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:35, archived)
# i'll wear my drool-proof vest just for him.
*thinks to pack his camera*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:37, archived)
# :'-(
I've lost 4 cats to kidney failure, it sucks. Hope you are OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:20, archived)
# I'm alright..
he's one of Ittybitty's mob, they're pretty broken up.

Getting our heads blasted off at a rock show last night helped, curiously enough
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:23, archived)
# As I don't want to repost.
I'll merely point out a post of mine down there.
VVV
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:26, archived)
# Goodbye cutiecat.
It was a year ago that I lost Bart. He looked a lot like yours. We love the cutiecats. I'm sad to hear you lost yours. :(

I will never get over losing Bart. My specialty cat. But James Brown died about a week later. Maybe they're all somewhere partying. I'd like to think so.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:40, archived)
# KL8RS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:15, archived)
# i like your cats.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:51, archived)
# yes, i saved this incorrectly.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:51, archived)
# DYSLEXIA, YOU ARE SO STUPID.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:09, archived)
# SEXY SEXY LAYDEE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:14, archived)
# much better.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:20, archived)
# I'M A PRINT THAT OUT AN PUT IT IN MAH WALLET
 
HOOO-BOY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:26, archived)
# no reason. no explination.
it doesn't even need one.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:40, archived)
# I think the barbed wire adds a really nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:45, archived)
# EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:43, archived)
# He's russian.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:46, archived)
# whats more extreme then that?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Guatemalan.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:56, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT IN GUATEMALA NOW, DOCTOR ROPATA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:02, archived)
# I don't know if I can fully explain the context of that line.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tayJBHSMj4

it became a catchphrase over here, and still lingers in the popular memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:04, archived)
# Hahaha
I honestly don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:57, archived)
# Oh
polish maybe, because it's a play on words just waiting to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:58, archived)
# He does seem to be moving extreeeemly quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:52, archived)
# i thought he was an elephant at first.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:00, archived)
# FLOWER IS DOOMED!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:53, archived)
# I AM PLEASED WITH YOUR WORK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:53, archived)
# that opera singer from the fifth element sure likes flowers.
sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:05, archived)
# Ning pb.
Incase you miss(ed) it in the clutter.
www.b3ta.com/board/8102159
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:10, archived)
# ningaloo, mr. t.
i saw that earlier while i was working, and even clicked upon it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:13, archived)
# Stunningly well played. IMO
I'll need to make an equal effort in
creating an epic for it to menace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:20, archived)
# it was shocking to see talent on board when i popped in.
i was all agog. those crafty dayshifters won't be beaten this week as a reward.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:25, archived)
# YOU HAVE DONE WELL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:06, archived)
# MARRY ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:14, archived)
# children...we have a guest...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:06, archived)
# You know, now that I look at it...
...one can understand the no clothes bit.
However, I'm puzzled how heels and sole
prints are made in these kind of animations.

AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:16, archived)
# like this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:20, archived)
# HARRY POTTER IS: DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:20, archived)
# ...he has risen!...

...HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA!....HI GUYS!...thank you, Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)
# I lol'ed.
Night night. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:25, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:27, archived)
# ha haaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:09, archived)
# my favorite.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:09, archived)
# harry potter and the delicious marriage of tamarinds, garlic and tomatoes.
www.hpsauce.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:12, archived)
# delicious hot, disgusting cold.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:30, archived)
# really?
i like it on cheese sandwiches. cold.

edit: and i recall desperation days in university where it stood in as a pasta sauce, all on its own.

ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:33, archived)
# ashally I don't eat the stuff, it's the name of a song.
 
or instrumental, rather.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:45, archived)
# hey, I didn't know there was a reunion tour.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDNniDDGZzc

even without Viv..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:47, archived)
# i had no idea.
they occupy a gap in my musical education, i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:54, archived)
# I'm in two minds after seeing those 2006 clips.
Yeah, but nah, but yeah..

to me Vivian Stanshall was the Bonzos.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gWQzqd6Bh0
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:59, archived)
# Neil!
Damn, it's hard to say really.

NOT THE LEG!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Oh, I love Neil Innes.
 
but Viv is.. irreplaceable.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:05, archived)
# i love tamarinds. anything they're in, i'll eat.
my local indian mart stopped carrying a tamarind chutney i loved about a year ago, and every time i walk in the cashier looks at me and shakes her head, knowing i'm going to ask.

they do have another one, but it's nowhere near as good - too sweet, so i always have to add pureeed tamarinds to it.

/tamarindblog.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Spider Riviera!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:05, archived)
# how rare!
*licks*
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:07, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwww...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:08, archived)
# Yay, Killer flower!
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:09, archived)
# *luffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:11, archived)
# Iconic pictorial allusions for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:19, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:21, archived)
# You'll like this old one then.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:27, archived)
# :-D
He's so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:39, archived)
# here, have a bug to eat.
all this time i thought your name was spider rivera for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:17, archived)
# Yay, bugs! *Nyom*
The "i" after the "v" is a sneaky fucker and likes to hide.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:21, archived)
# i think it just rolls off the tongue more easily without that 'i'.
that or i'm a blind fool.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:27, archived)
# It sounds phonetically a lot like my old username
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:29, archived)
# which was...?
if i should know, i apologise. my memory is faulty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:44, archived)
# Strider of Eire (God, it felt weird typing that.)
I didn't post here much, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:01, archived)
# oh shit, that's right.
 
HAI 2 U
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:14, archived)
# also it's only phonetically similar if you say it in a really thick Irish accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:23, archived)
# Is my accent really that thick?
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:28, archived)
# ah, that name i know.
i think.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:17, archived)
# that's no spider
it's an african crab!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Yea?


Edit: Sorry for the MS paints. My potatomash is down.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:57, archived)
# oh you crows.
Ill stop feeding you bread, and start feeding you oranges,

from a tribuchet.....
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Careful now!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:08, archived)
#
Whole Lee Forks!
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Wood!
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:57, archived)
# On second thoughts...
Wood knot!
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:59, archived)
# pfft
stop trying to spruce up this un-poplar thread.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:02, archived)
# oaky
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:16, archived)
# BUGGER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:09, archived)
# say hello to
arse-splinters
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:23, archived)
# OH HAI GAIZ
WATE FER ME GAIZ
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:58, archived)
#
wates
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:00, archived)
#
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:02, archived)
# EXTREME WOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:15, archived)
# XL 400 WITH TECHLARCH™
AND AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:17, archived)
# ...He's my daddy!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:12, archived)
# you lumbering fool.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:19, archived)
# some people come to regret their tattoos in later life
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
# hahahah
*dogs*
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I think I stole that line from Jimmy Carr.
 
there was this one episode of Distraction in which a woman won a car.
one of the things she had to do in the last round was spray paint "I ♥ DOGGING" down the side of it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)
# LIKE AZRA3L.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# no he is a way cool boddy modder for life yo.
 
and in no way a big fat pasty ugly nerd
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I read that as
'a big fat pastry, ugly nerd'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)
# mmmm, pastry.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)
# How was the gig?
Also, I had a cookie. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)
# it was pretty awesome.
 
I was gonna post more about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)
# So you were not dissapointed?
The gig I really wanted to go to, what my daddy was gonna take me to, was sold out. :'[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Did they play much new stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:08, archived)
# HERE WE ARE FACED WITH AN IMPORTANT QUESTION:
www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/crystalmeth.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)
# By the looks of them
FOE!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
# by the looks of them they need more meth.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
# GET THESE GIRLS MORE METH!!
Are the buttprostitutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Or less for their parents.
Might be a simple solution there...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Balance the amount their parents had
by giving them lots and lots. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)
# RYSTAL MET
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)
# hhaahhahahahahaaaaaaa.
i love you so much now.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:44, archived)
# actually i just looked at all of those and they are a riot.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)
# I find it very hard to guess what most of them may be about.
www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/extremewood.jpg

SO I HEE-HAW AT THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:10, archived)
#
www.bengalkitties.com/images/starmist3-101102.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:14, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:39, archived)
# a fair bit.
I'll compile as much of the set list for you as I can, not too sure of the order.
The first three were "Exactly Where I'm At", "Spinal Meningitis" and "Piss Up a Rope".

SO I WAS A PRETTY HAPPY GUY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Chocolate & Cheese and The Mollusk were pretty well represented.
but of the older songs they only did "Fat Lenny" (probably my favourite), "You Fucked Up", "Doctor Rock" and "Touch My Tooter".

Mid-period: "Take Me Away", "Roses Are Free", "Mister Would You Please Help My Pony", "Voodoo Lady" (the guitar solo was at least five minutes long)..
"The Mollusk", "Johnny on the Spot", "Mutilated Lips", "Waving My Dick in the Wind", "Buckingham Green", "Ocean Man"..
Recent stuff: "Bananas and Blow", "Stroker Ace", "The Grobe", "Pandy Fackler" (that turned into an extended electric piano free jazz odyssey)..
"Gabrielle", "Did You See Me?", "Light Me Up", "Happy Colored Marbles"..

I don't know the names of the ones from La Cucaracha, but I can see what you were saying about them.
On record they might be overproduced, but live they kicked arse.

I recommend you catch the Sydney show, and you may feel better about the later albums..
me, I've got to track down the live recordings and DVD, since that's clearly their strength.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)
# this Saturday.
www.fasterlouder.com.au/gigguide/Sydney/event/24744/Ween.htm

I do not think you will be disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)
# I might give it a go.
I have loved most of their work over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:14, archived)
# SWEET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:38, archived)
# kinda like this:
 


the camera in my phone isn't great but I'm gonna call it impressionism
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)
# AND DID I MENTION, LOUD?
 
THOSE BOYS SURE CAN MAKE A NOISE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)
# rapitinui is very happy that he got to see the ween.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:51, archived)
# SPEAK UP!
 
/still ringing
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:54, archived)
# "we had a great tima at your party
my wife and I thank you very much."

#1 reason not to go see ween.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:58, archived)
# THREE HOUR SHOW, MAN.
 
I THINK THAT IS PRETTY GOOD VALUE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Yeah, that song is pretty weak.
Still, if they play poop ship destroyer, I AM THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:18, archived)
# you may be lucky, but "Tooter" was the only one we got from Pure Guava.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:35, archived)
# man, that is terribly wussed out.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VI8WABo9WU

but they did not play that one, fortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:43, archived)
# the worst part is...
I think they are being serious!
/hasnt watched clip due to current interweb speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:48, archived)
# I think I will buy La Cucaracha eventually
but I am not rushing out to get it.

see them live, it's been ten years.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:59, archived)
# not regretting it yet..
sheepfucker :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)
# LADEE U REDDY FOR SMEKX?
HEER COMS. *SMEXKS*


EDIT: SMEKX OVER. GOODNIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)
# What, me bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
# YOU HEARD THE MAN.
RAPITINUI BANDWAGON.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)
# eNTER sANDmAN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Sad, but true..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)
# OH, IT TOTALLY IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Oh yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)
# That's not a look of regret
and woo!

What's the original?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)
# one page back in the archive.
 
something mediocre was playing with:
www.b3ta.com/board/8101586
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)
# haha
althoigh i thought that said "i love deagostini" at first ....
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I LOVE HORSES
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)
# MEGA BASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Fishing?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)
# no.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPmfTRwsOys
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Hahah
LOL IRL.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
That broke my mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Wonder where she got that lovely pearl necklace?
Minor tj: anyone got any good tutorials etc for animating in GIMP? It seems a bit awkward, but I could just be doing things wrong.
Worth persevering with or should I ditch it and use something else?

(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I'd say stick with it, but I've never learnt it myself.
I just like it in principle 'cause it's open source..

how'd you go with these?
www.gimp.org/tutorials/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:42, archived)
# hmmmmm,
opeeen saaaauce!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Ta
The open-sourcery is why I'd prefer to stick with it, or if not find another open source animation package. Looking at them tutorials now, and downloading GAP, which sounds like it'll make things muchly better.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:57, archived)
# this would make la lully "woo yay!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Summat like
this?:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:21, archived)
# that IS lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:16, archived)
# Don't really like the animation in Gimp
I prefer to use the one that came with Paint Shop Pro. Though I'm actually finding I like Gimp better for editing bitmaps than PSP (I'm on v5)

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Animation Shop?
It doesn't come with PSP any more afaik (at least not the sub-legal copy I had). I actually managed to grab it from my old PSP 8 install tho :D
But don't have either installed on this PC, so deciding to go the legal route an do it all the open source way!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:02, archived)
# That's the one
Not sure how imagemagick is on animating gifs.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:15, archived)
# that is not a real tattoo...
...you shopped that!...(ha ha,...no kidding!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:26, archived)
# YOU CAN SEE SOME OF THE PIXELS, I KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:39, archived)
# PEARL NECKLACE!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:57, archived)
# yeah, who wears pearls to a wedding?
 
THE HOOR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:08, archived)
# its my most complicated flash to date

CFB

sadly i didn't know how to end it so i went a bit python
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)
# This reality perplexes me,
Is this really happening now?
This foot is made of desire, I succumb to thee!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# "IT'S!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Sit on my faaaaaace, and tell me that you love me...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEOzoS9lljE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# EVERYBODY NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# When I'm between your thighs, you blow me awaay!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Swangang !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I just want to see you wooork it..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# WHY THE FACE?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)
# yEEEEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Needs raindrops
fruit, a worm and um... a bird!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Similar . . . but differnt . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Dance for me, dance for me, yeeah.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Hop hop hop hop on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
# That's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Mamma, COME OWN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Through the Never..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Damn bugs!
*shots typewriter until it cheers up*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)
# *shoots apple off ya bonce*
..oh shit...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)
# This both amuses and scares me.
It amooscares me.
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Wherever I May Roam..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Have a little pic to go with my request


Ive had to rebuild my computer and Ive lost all my photos.
Does anyone have anything nice I can use as a desktop image until my hard disk comes back from the cleaners
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)
# This?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# What kind of key can't open a door?
A Hon-key!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Racialist!
OMG where am I a NAZI convention!?

(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Oh no wait ..
it's just b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)
# STATISTICS!
!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# SCIENCE!
You have blinded my third eye with it!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# would that be
your japs eye?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Aids is lies?
AIDS DENIER!
NAZI!

LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I read that
as "aids dennier", which makes me think of sex diseases in stockings. Mmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:19, archived)
# no, but HIV?@‚‰‚“?D
?@
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:45, archived)
# I used this one for many months....
www.b3tards.com/u/d82716ce2bc2b8c45021/chickcatdoggun.jpg
may be considered NSFW as it is a tasteful nude.
I am now using the one of my parrot below:
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# pervy man!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Too much bright colour
Will have SPN all excitable.

How about something in a nice calming valium-beige instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Some of these are quite nice
www.pixelgirlpresents.com/desktops.php

or, Jimny. </pimp>
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# How about some nice camera toss.


Click for bigger (280KB)
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I'd forgotten about tossing.
I must do it more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Yes
cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# HAHA.
The sealion or whatever it is makes me laugh like a fucktard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Dugong? Manatee?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
# He's still looking.
Was it red, was it blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I have vectorized my dug
and used one of my tokens to do it. So I am having a thread all to myself. BTW, I had to save it as a jpeg (after resizing in Pshop) to optimize. As a PNG I couldn't get it below 60k. Does that make sense? Ach, I'm away to me bed anyway. G'night!


(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Your dog reminds me of the one in fraggle rock.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)
# You used one of your tokens?
What does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)
# OH MY GOD WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I think I know...
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# here -
vectormagic.com/

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Yes, because pngs don't really compress much.
I think this would've made a good .gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)
# yes
Images with large areas of flat color and small palettes are ideal for GIF due to the method of compression used
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Thanks for replies
I noticed a link to a 'vectorizing' site earlier and thought I'd give it a go. You get four tokens to buy four images to start then you pay. It is woeful but I truly thought gif was only ever used for animations till I discovered Smirnoff er b3ta, I mean. I'll learn. Soon. Perhaps. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)
# GIF GIF GIF!!!


is this a flame-able offense? Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# ONO. DID YOU JUST SAVE THE JPG AS A GIF?
THAT'LL NEVER WORK. OHHHHH GOSH, OHHHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# eek!
hahahahaha! Should have gone back to PNG first then, I take it. Awww buggery! Never mind me. Lost cause. Off to bed for sure. Ni-ni
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
# NERTTTTTT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Erk
With a palette that small, your conversion program shouldn't be putting dots all in it. It should be able to provide a palette which matches better.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Ta for that
the conversion was clutter free until I got my grubbies on it. Buggered if I know what I did/am doing. I downloaded it as various file types that I had never heard of before - scaleable vecto-mountains and such like - and arse-fannied around till I got something of a reasonable size but obviously degraded the poor wee soul in the process(es). Jesus! I am talking shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Mofaha's secret revealed!
j/k
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# PNG can compress better than GIF
but it's much slower, because you have to read an entire wikipedia page every time you want to compress an image.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# arfetty arf arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# HEH-HEH-HEH, HEH, HEH,HEH!
Ra-ra-rasputin!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Another Vectorage Piece of Art
Athough some bits look rastered they're actually brushes made from vector transparent shapes. 100% Xara X3 Vector.



(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)
# RASTA EYES!
Eeeeeeeeasy skanin'..skankin it eeeasy..
Eeeeasy skankin', skankin' it slloooooooooow.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# What ON EARTH is going on there?
It looks like some kind of demon rabbit, draped in a towel and perched on a lamp post?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)
# MY EYES, MY BEAUTIFUL SMALL EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your flat dog?
(RIS)
Also, you have 500 posts
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)
# whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# You know
in your quiet way you're one of the oddest b3tans. Sometimes you post those little people of yours which I really like, other times you post stuff like this which I don't know what to think about.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Fine, i'll wangbadon this, and wish thee sweet dreams
at at
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# haha.
G'night
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Haha
this is the third version of this one in the last two hours I think :)
Someone needs to do Attack of the 50ft Brandow and get it over with. Then we can all get on with our lives again :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
# =O
That is a must!

Night x
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)
# yeah
it's shite isn't it, your right.
wa wa wa wa wa wa wahaahahaha

yawn, meanie
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# No silly, I'm not saying it's shite.
I'm saying it's been done twice already tonight, that's all. It's not a problem :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Ewok muthafuckas
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# ...and the stranger rode in from the east, ungayed the board, and rode off into the setting sun
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Invisible bumming
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# She needs a cape, and my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# that's a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# No man can hover like that.
I managed four seconds once, sadly this induced a prolapse of the rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I had a long a frightening dream last night
in which I could hover for long periods, but only if threatened by an unseen psychic force.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I don't know if you're serious, it's the internet and there are many lunaticks..
Butt, as a lad, I would lucid dream, where I flew around the neighbourhood, twas fun!

Can't do it now though.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I'm perfectly serious.
I used to have very lucid flying dreams too when I was a kid. I used to live in a house where the yard backed onto a park which had tall trees in it. I dreamed quite a few times of flying through those trees. One of the dreams was incredibly detailed, and during the course of it I figured out all of the basics of human flight. I woke up feeling physically exhillarated.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Hold my hand, we'll fly to clouds and beyond..
That's ma per-og-a-tive

Arr yeah.

Flower Kings - The Melting Pot
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Fly, fly, TO THE EDGE OF REALITY, AND BEYOND!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)
# sweet!
i have flying dreams still, as well as floating dreams. in some of them i have prehensile toes and cling to ropes and guardrails and such.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:40, archived)
# Fucking lucid dreamers
I can't even see in my dreams.

CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SEE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# It was so real, I'd wake up questioning my sanity.
Great japes!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)
# My dreams are really real, aren't all dreams seeing as they trick you into believing them with their mind tricks,
but I just don't have very vivid sights, sounds, sensations. It's like a very complex script to a play instead.

That said i'm managed to die loads of times in dreams and also seem to constantly have my teeth shatter or fall out.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)
# FLY, FLY, TONIGHT YOU SHALL FLY!
Look, as the ground before you vanishes!

THIS NIGHT, YOU SHALL FLY!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Yay for levitating women not wearing much!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# haha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# What the fuck is she agreeing to?
DOES SHE NOT KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!!!?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# This is from a new zombie film...
right?
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)
# From now on can you please give a detailed description of your images as so I can imagine them in my head:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Lick lick don't mind - three squirts I'm fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
# awww man, what a drag
sorry, but I don't know why that would be happening.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)
# your provider is conspiring against us Australians!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I'm afraid that gayed me up completely
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)
# damn, I was totally unprepared for this!


*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)
#
(ratthingbazzterd, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# WOOF!
Arf!
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I drew up a prototype for that fat Elvis Hitler.
www.b3ta.com/board/8099111
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# OH SHIT!

The text extras are beyond perfect, superiour even.
I shall expand on it soon. WYHPWNHS BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# WNHS?
I like the part where I couldn't read what it said on the original, so I just put "Gn OTTER". Every company should have a general otter.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Whoa nelly hat stand
Nelly was a meme of an hour, but stuck
as there was a Nelly's hatstand in google...
/useless b3ta trivia blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I love him already.
Just to confirm though; this is Fat Elvis Comedy Hitler, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Not sure
he was pretty scary when I dreamt about him.
Imagine him all swiveling his hips and bashing on a podium with his fists while shouting "Hound Dog" in German. Is that your idea of fun? Is it?
Sie sind nicht nichts aber ein Jagdhundhund.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# My eyes are having problems processing this information.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# something about setting fire to a cat, I think
 
OH, THE HILARITY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I have wooden eyes, I appreciate the humour.
Ignore me, I bee pished.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Isn't it an old joke?
Q. How do you make a cat go "woof"?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# lovely!~
keep 'em coming
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# NOICE!!
My tummy hurts :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *rubs*


Better?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# A little, but now you've gayed up the whole board :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# he was just checking for worms.
 
and tumours.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Checking my arse for abnormalities?
Smell his fingers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# THEY SMELL LIKE DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# EPIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# *inserts Christ-shaped dildo*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Hahaha
The cat's eyes in the final frame make it.
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Cheers for all the comments
:)
(ratthingbazzterd, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 7:03, archived)
# It's Madras paste, in case you're wondering.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# ARf!
You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Hot stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Question for the creative types:
What program do you use to create websites?
mine's in desperate need of an upgrade but all i have is FrontPage [i know, i know]
i'm pretty much a novice, any reccommendations?
[much woo to the original pic, btw!]
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Myspace ;)
Arfles! Sorry, wish I could help you. I guess cr3 will help you proper like though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# myspace? *shudders*
*looks round hopefully for cr3*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Oh ok, you no like myspace?
Try Geocities or a facebook group then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# haha
you're terrible :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Rawr!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Macromedia Dreamweaver
Or just scratch the site on your mother's back, push her onto a photocopier, scan in the photocopy and put it on a geocities page.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# EMO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# FLOWERPOT!
am I winning? am I winning?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# You were,
ALARM CLOCK!

But now I am....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# OH FUCK!
FORFEIT
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# haha
is geocities still running? seems a loooong time ago...
*googles about dreamweaver*
thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# no problems ^_^
I think you can download the CS version (ie. the latest one) in a torrent, which will come with the whole Adobe/Macromedia suite (Flash, Fireworks, Dreamweaver) so... yeah :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Odd that you should ask.
I'm currently downloading webplus by serif.

Absolutely no idea if its any good though
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# nah, it's rubbish.
the whole thing's just slow and unbearably bloated. Almost undoable.

Oh, sorry, I was thinking about YOUR MUM. My mistake.

I'm really sorry, I don't know why I'm like this tonight :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# bring it on, geek nerd
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# coelacanth is android
and you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# C O E L AKA NTH
C O E L AKA NTH
*cheerleads*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# none taken...
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# i shall hang aorund half an hour eagerly awaiting your initial report!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# It's taking its merry old time
Slowest d/l rate eva..
edit: I don't actually speak like this.

OK. Seems simple enough. Fine for my purposes, as I can't afford dreamweaver, can't be arsed with notepad, got rid of front page and publisher/word 2007 makes me swear VERY LOUDLY at the computer screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# a colleague of mine used Word to update some pages
 
the files came out eight times bigger than they should be, with all the redundant style and font tags it chucks in there
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I was pottering around
trying to make a few simple web pages in word 2007 the other day. When I went to look at the html I nearly spat my teeth out. What the fuck is all that crap!!!!
Impossible to edit unless you really know what you are doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# BBEdit and pshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# *googles this also*
ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# nuffin wrong with frontpage
what content are you going to put on it?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# mostly text
just a couple of images
nothing very fancy.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Notepad
with my hands tied behind my back.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# *proffers appropriate awe at teh Skillz*
alas, i have no such talents.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I actually do use notepad for my html at the moment
since we've dropped our site licence for Front Page and I haven't had Dreamweaver installed.

also I'm enjoying the looks on people's faces when they ask me what I use
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Tried doing the notepad thing for a while back in '98
Eventually gave in and went for the slightly more capable Ultraedit. These days, I'm 100% vim.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Bee dat chutnee I see before me?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Na,
I think its a dhansak!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# MADRAS! LIKE I SAID!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# OK.
Is it a Rogan Gosh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I know of their pastes, I was trying to be big, LIKE A BEEEG FEESH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# you is mad ras
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I like a Bhuna, there is the finest of curry houses near me, yonder!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# That's rather silly...
And leaves me with no choice but to go to bed. Nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# *genuine lol*
pffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# hello /boardhatorah!
I was talking to /talkhatorah a while ago! WOW! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# harrow!
i know, multi-tasking see :D
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hello Hexachordal!
and board.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Hello Caewan!
Special mention? Ace ^_^
*cuddles*

I'm not very well still :( how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# :O
*gives you drugs...of the legal kind*
I'm alright, bored though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# *juggles puppies*
/ac, weirdly.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I can't masturbate at work.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I have the worst stomach ache and keep hiccuping and feel hot and then cold
/ac from the last time I had these symptoms last month v_V
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# You seen a doc?
I don't like docs. They always find something wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I have
and he's given me antibiotics, but I don't think he was expecting me to go cavorting off to Portsmouth for the day.

Tomorrow will be me + duvet + b3ta. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Good
Thats my perfect day, that.
Another one from Portsmouth? Thats where it seems to be at these days. Hopefully i'm going to uni there. Or keele or plymouth
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# nono, I'm a Surrey chap
but Baldmonkey lives down there, and I went to visit him today. Three hour train journey WOO
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# haha
cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I have one of those leftover from playing with atomic.

Might be handy blank for others... if you like wingtips.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Haha!
lol'd out loud there!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# If I was not ill and dying
I would lol :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# The restorative powers of a good lol are vastly underestimated.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# You'd think
but Baldmonkey's been making me literally lose muscle control laughing so hard today, for pretty much 50% of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# wahey
Thats a lotta paste
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Never enough though.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# that chick is well over 100ft tall according to this picture*
*(unless everyone pictured on the ground is only 1ft tall;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# 50 ft you say, she may want this...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# wtf?
lollzorrs
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

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