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[challenge entry]
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I have to say
I've never seen a point to this product.

What's wrong with soap or shower gel?

maybe a lady can enlighten me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# that'll go great with the mouthwash
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# oh c'mon now!
I don't mind reposts in existing threads but there's a time and a plaice!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# not bloody fish puns again!





they give me a terrible haddock
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# ADMIT IT!
You were just whiting for the opportunity to arise . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# that's pollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# oppor-tuna-ty, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# oh for gods hake
this is getting silly
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Cod's Hake, Shirley?
Shirley?C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# you're just doing that on porpoise!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# (hali)but....
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I dunno, what are fins coming to . . .
what are fins coming to . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# oh do stop carping on...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# the scale of these puns
has got me hooked!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# sounds like you're having a whale of a time
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# SHE'S EVIL!!!
She has no SOLE!!!

ahahaha

sorry
(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Can someone lift me and my scraper out of this barrel now?
please!


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7266578.stm
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# No, but I can give you a tenuously hard boiled related woo...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# omg sorry nan I baked ur head lolz
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
bunderful!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# that potato is looking at me
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Must do cream based punnage...
/resists
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
EWWW! I just noticed that your grandad in the background has been filled with cream . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# LOLBUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
the dusting on the head is great..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
*offers handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Mallrats ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# hahah..
.. or have you been 'playing' with the puppies.. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
Slip the finger up with Handwrecks


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# hahahahaha, Tea+Keyboard=LOLZOR
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] That stuff needs five layers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Well done.
Have an infinite amount of fun:

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# mobius-strip-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Yay!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Oh boo you sir
boo you to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast for compo
Photobucket
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ew.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Ready to serve...
hahahahaha..... eeew
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# eww..
..i so made the wrong decision for my lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# There's a mouse in my soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Hee hee!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *Goes one better*
There's soup in my flies!
(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# or...
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# try explaining that to a waiter
woo!
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# But but but, the mouse has brough his telescope along too
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# ho ho!
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, the powdered milk of human kindness...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
nice one.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Baby bird looks like it was expecting to be breast fed.
What is it think it is - a titmouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Is its name Abi?
See what I did there?

Abi Titmouse?

It's funny because there's a minor sleb called Abi Titmuss, which sounds a bit like Abi Titmouse. It's particularly appropriate because this refers to tits, and she likes to get her tits out.

Do you see how funny it is?

Do you see how clever I am?

DO YOU? DO YOU SEE? DO YOU? DO YOU SEE HOW FUNNY IT IS? LAUGH! LAUGH I SAY! FUCKING LAUGH AT HOW FUNNY AND FUCKING CLEVER MY JOKE IS WHY DON'T YOU LAUGH? WHY? OH GOD WHY DON'T YOU LAUGH?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
#




ha



.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# eh?

are you saying you've had sex with a mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# ah!
I get it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ah, yes, Abi's tit mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I have a question to ask you
Which, in your infinite wisdom, you 'may' know the answer to.
/Kind of a legal/copyright Q.
/Actually, I'll email it if that's ok.

by the way, this image is excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# "Infinite wisdom" in this case would include
...being able to discern the question from that post.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# you win prize for World's Most Cryptic Question
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# You know where to find me
:o)

Mind you, I'm a tad addled at the mo... I've finally kicked the fags, and the first few days have been a bit dizzifying, what with all that extra oxygen that my body's not used to.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Ahhh, I've been there, soldier!
well done for kicking them though :)

*sends email*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# you gave up smoking?
well that explains the weight gain . . .

*legs it*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha, yep, good while ago now :)
better for it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# hooray!
well done you.

for the first 3 days i was a bit of a pain and just kept myslef away from other people if i could help it.

after that i was fine. i still get cravings but i just find other things to do and ten minutes later they are gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# yeah, but now you're on 60 wanks a day
but now you're on 60 wanks a day

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# well, what's wrong with that?
And mine smokes all the time from it.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# and i have a right arm like arnold swartzernegger
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# like Arnold Schwartzenegger
or like Arnold Schwartzenegger's right arm?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Brilliant!
I was trying to come up with somethin along these lines.... but with at leat 200% less talent and insight than this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# haha gloriously realised
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# As the father of a three-month-old
you have my thanks and constant admiration. Keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I likes that...
the baby bird has an expression which says 'Is that all you can get for me..Bitch' in a spoilt bastard type way!!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Following all your comments earlier.. would this be more fitting????
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Arf!
I was just using it to see how it was, and it is rather a pain really! But I do like the fact that the volume goes up to 11 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# i found it a stuttering pain in the abckside.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Its a shame, I thought I was having a lovely time,
it was running perfectly for the first 6 minutes and then it started stuttering. I dont think it helps that I need a new computer though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# It is the most annoying on Just a Minute
How do you spot a hesitation?
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# This....
and then it took me nearly an hour to get fucking Realplayer off of my system
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# What are you saying
It's fekkin' awesome! I've used it loads, downloaded most of their output (then saved it elsewhere on my computer so it won't delete in 30 days ;o) ). It's the best thing since firewheels!
(Karlos the Marmoset this message may self destruct at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] *Slips it in quietly*


I did have a quick look through the posts but couldn't see it, many, many apologies if it has bindun*

*I regret nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# haha
free Shane Richie pullout!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# *pulls out Shane Richie's innards*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# *awards medal*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# this is the stuff of nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I did it just after
I shopped a rat pooing into boxes of maltesers . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# *shakes fist*
www.straightfrommybrain.com/indexhibitv069/mars-legal-letters/

They never did get back to me about my kind offer to create them a positive viral!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Bah!
Make it anyway!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# but...but the letters!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# include them
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# But...but...but the lawyers!
*quivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# we need a Pirate Bay type hosting server
so that we can do some seriously liable images without them being able to tell us off
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# agreed
parasites and hypocrites
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Well... the boards quick, so it'll be gone soon...


clicking brings bigness for the hard of sight.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# lllooolllooollllooo!
Mornin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Greetings oh talented one
how be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# *ego grows*
*ego pops*

I'm pretty OK, got a 'zine and a CD in the post, so I can't complain. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I never get any post, so I'm jealous...
What's the CD?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I'll forward you my £100 fine from the HMRC then ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Feel free...
Sonic James Doom
370 A Road
Town
County
PO57 C0D3
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Zeni Geva - Maximum Money Monster reissue!
Imagine a extra noisy Japanese Swans (early Swans) and that's what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Everything is better in Japanese with extra noise.
Even Phil Collins.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I'm sure I'm willing to go that far...
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# that troll Phil Colons?
I don't know if I could go that far.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# shut your eyes and think of Thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Oh that's just great.,
Do you know how much real pron I'm going to have to look at now?


Not that I'm complaining, mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# haha!!
is that supposed to be me?
i don't have a cat..
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# 'tis not you... though I did spot teh resemblence
You should have a cat. With labels on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# never!!
i don't like cats.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# O_O
you... you don't like cats?

*fails to understand*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# i like dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Fair enough then...
*pretends to be fine with it*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# MORNING!
*jumps up and down*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# afternoon!
*sits perfectly still*
you alreet punk?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I'm not too bad cheers, squire!
How are you this murky day?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# i'm a-ok chief!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# it's you?
do you leave the house through the letterbox every morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# i do if my spazzy fingers can't cope with the handle!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Says *woo!!*
Even though he saw it before it came off the production line ...
(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Shhhhhhhh!
They're not supposed to know about us yet....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# are you Uri Geller?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# *bends spoon* ...
Which would have been more impressive if i hadn't used two hands ...
(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# *ring tones*
5
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# He knows! HE KNOWS!
Quick, get the shovels...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Another milestone?
It only seems like yesterday I saw you naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I smell shenanagins
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# forget to put them in the icebox after dinner last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# What, next to the 'leftover wine ice cubes'?
Gimme a break, Delia.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Fantastic word
I'm going to start using that more
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Hooray for quince!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *whispers*
The jam is quince as well. Double the quince fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# yay! My 2000th post! To start of the celebrations
I tried to make garfield funnay!

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# hahahaha!!
now get yer cock out!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# congrats fella
and 'woo'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I think you succeeded
Yays!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# hahahahaha!
but needs more nekkid sexeh fun time!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# heheh
this has a better plot than the film
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# haha!~
and for your next trick?
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
success!

And congratulations!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hahah!
take that, formulaic hand!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# :D YayS
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# wahey
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# tee hee
congrats, matey!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(and something about Mondays)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# It's Garfield time!



(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# ...
(londoner, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Doggie has a itchy bumbum! Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I laughed so hard at that
very good!
(londoner, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# it was a series



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# that's even funnier
(londoner, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
these are amazing
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
thank god the traffic warden wiped properly this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# whut!?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# if he carries on like that he'll be marking out the red route.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# C];0)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I'm sure my nan had that picture
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# KURRRRSSSSKKK! KKOOOOORRRR!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Oh dear.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# 'nings Geoff
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hello you.
Not bad ta. Gonna take half day tomorrow for extra weekend fun.
And you?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# not bad
working hard

today there was a massive thunderstorm and I slipped over in the street and landed smack on my arse in a puddle in front of a crowd of people

otherwise good
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# aha!!
spotted it!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Oh just stop.
no really.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] His Master's Vice (pearoast)
(qwghlm, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# that's the most uncomfortable-looking bikini I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's better than my original post tbh
(qwghlm, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Nicely.
I used to work for them.
CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# in one of their shops?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Indeed.
I can't believe how shockingly bad they treat their staff.
Nor why I put up with it for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hmm
I will have to change my opinion of their staff all being brain-dead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Oh that depends on a whole range of issues.
For instance, was it Christmas? Some temps are fairly useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# So did I!
quite enjoyed it really...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I had the manager from hell who also happened to be golden boy in the eyes of head office
He was late for a meeting on the day the Admiral Duncan was bombed
and apologised by saying 'Sorry I'm late. Someone's bombing some more scum.'
He's been managed out now.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# what a lovely man
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Aha... right, fair enough then.
Lets hope he's swimming with the wales then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] The new Sexy and Creamy
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] That's great!
Mind if I park this here? Totally not worth a new thread...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# pffft!
we'll all be washed away in a torrent of love juice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Hmmm...
Now green giant rimmed style corn would be amusing
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# tasty niblets
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# No cornholing, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# what a ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# anyhoo...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# NNOOOO!!!
NOT FIRST!!
get it away from me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# started as a bus company in my home town...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# thats who 'run' the busses round here
bunch of twats.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# First are a shining example of what a bus company should be where I live
Having said that, their only competition is sodding Arriva.
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# conversely...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Tesco Value is sooooo yesterday
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] *jacks*
Talking of so yesterday:

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# PFFFTTT!!!!
it's cutting edge and down wiv da kidz, man
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# all it needs now is those.... slugs?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# needs more skew
;)

/focusgroupblog
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# So, sould you like the £400,000 sent via bacs or cheque?
-signed
Teh DG of teh beeb
(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Ha-ha!
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# i hope that's something very rude
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Tesco has a Polish product which I swear is called 'Legendary Smack"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# disappointingly
"smack" is Polish for taste
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# aha
:(

oo I see, it's a bit like German
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# yeah, pretty much
it's taste/flavour, that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# every little helps
Especially if you are Polish and get bussed in with your mates on a Thursday night to clean the store out of value beans.
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Also... Yay for Polish consonants.


Click for bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# well, there's a bit of polish in it...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hahahahaha.... aaaww!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Cillit BANG!
...and the Ivesb's gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# you'd miss me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Nah, I've been practicing at the shooting range.
I'd only just graze you, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# your bullets cannot harm me!!
my lab coat is like a shield of steel!!
*leap onto desk*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# IV pump?
Is that when you surprise sex them?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Mmmm
If possibly misheard/remembered adverts are to be believed, that consists of pig fat in chocolate sauce. Loverly
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# that'll give you a shiny tongue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Snorty but nice?
There's the potential for a whole Polish hijack here...
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Forgive me if I am wrong,
but is this not merely xenophobic shite?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Possibly...
But undoubtedly the country we live in is changing and theres humour to be found in that.
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# This country is constantly changing and always has.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# heheh
wish I could remember tht Spike Milligan quote about things not being the same before or since
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Well I guess we shall have to disagree on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# If it helps,
our Polish graphics lady was most amused by it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I'm xenophobic
Alien scared the shit out of me when I was a kid
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] it grows on you


Click for bigger (226KB)
(in-knock-you-us, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Johnny No-Stars
He's not even a musician. Why the meeja insist on referring to him as a "rock star" baffles me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# he's an oxygen thief!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# heheh
I see the NME awards were even on Loose Women today...is there any difference between them and the Brits now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# No.
They're both pop shows for manufactured guitar bands.

The small live venues are pretty well the last bastion of decent music now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Not that
any of the bands at the NME awards would know what they look like, as they seemingly get picked up by A&R after one gig in daddy's garage
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# he was up for a "hero" award at the Brits
which seemed a bit rich, but then thought, he's a greasy little twat with a bad drug habit and no discernible musical talent, yet he gets given loads of money and gets to knob kate moss; whereas i'm working for the man and have a big overdraft, so one of us is doing something wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# You need to take up a drug habit and wear shit hats.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# i've been saying that to the wife for years
but she thinks i should be responsible
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Tell her to develop some kind of eating disorder and become a top model.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# he's not a rock star
he's a poet for a generation
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I'll give you poet of a generation if you're not careful, young lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Arf!
In other news, I have just been watching "Dont get done get Dom!" and it has really gleed me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# haha!~
I like that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# yes
those sodding cunts for doing that, i still get confused sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I would if it werent for the fact that I only eat Salt and Vinegar Walkers
So I see them as being a green flavour anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# burn him
for he is a heretic.

*lights torch*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I dont eat any walkers
as crisps are 'meh'
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# When you have missing back teeth...
eating crisps is like munching broken glass into your gums.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Actually, on thought,
I do eat Salt and Vinegar Discos sometimes but theyre glittery so I have no confusion....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# discos are the bomb
but they used to be much more powerful and make your face sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Yeah I know,
I had a packet a couple of months ago and they really disappointed me :( But meh, theyre still pretty damn strong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Green is Onions
6
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# 6?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Six Onions
it's the sequel to Twelve Monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha!!
damn their eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# i could be pedantic about what the compo is actually about but i wont
made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I thought this too.... but it's done now
"You can't go back"
- Peter Kay
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# woos and yays
I still get upset about walker doing that
(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Good grief
How hard is it for people to read the writing on the packet rather than just going off a colour scheme? Quite ridiculous. Buses round here used to be orange, but just because I see someone eating a nectarine, or someone who works in B&Q, I don't think "aha - that's a bus!" and jump onto them, do I? Lordy.
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# You do!
I've seen you!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Animate this.
Animate this right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# some people cannot read English
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I can see you are a man of science...
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I like the idea of you going up to someone eating a nectarine
And trying to climb into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
#
Sometimes I confuse the names of the colours green and orange. I might start to call the colour orange the colour green. LOLZORS! Can you imagine what crazy scrapes I get myself in?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# "Have you got that film...A Clockwork Green?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# "Oh god! Terry's Chocolate Green is people!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# reading takes too long!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I will do this next time
I am by the B&Q.

Think it is a nectarien that is, as I dont know where you live and our buses are not orange.

In fact, can you come to Bristol and paint me a bus orange so I can fulfil what I now feel is my destiny?
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I always get it wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# bleagh, fed up of their main crisps
Scampi Fries for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I used to love those scampi and lemon nik naks.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# oo yeah, they're great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# They should send Ramsay here
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# they should send him to the slaughter house to have his throat cut.
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# and that wozza thompson twunt
and while your at it fat boy fat tonge.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# And Sharon Osbourne
I know she isnt a chef or anything, I just want to see her die. Painfully.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# i don't have fat tongue..
how rude!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I've just seen your Jaffas pics
I have to admire you for eating 42 Jaffas in what appears to be Napoleon's bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# thats my front room!!
note my drinks globe in the background.
i'm so posh.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# cor
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# oh yes!
and i've got two decanters and a fair amount of crystal in there too!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Armadillo!

CFB

. . . lizard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Source is worth a look too:
academic.sun.ac.za/botzoo/cindy/DSC00015.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# what the bloody hell is going on there?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I think it's trying to represent infinity
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# It is hiding its soft underbelly
from predators and paparazzi.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# In that case I shall keep watching this until he crashes into a tunnel.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# i think it was on links recently
if you're lucky, someone will dig it up for you
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# they were on life in cold blood the other week
lully things they are as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Im so pissed off,
I have missed all of these :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# ^this^
have to keep my eyes peeled for repeats
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# bbc iplayer
it's a bit chit, but it'll do the job.

i'm sure you'll be able to torrent it for somewhere as well or it'll be in usenet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Do you use usenet then?
Isnt that one you have to pay for?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# use
you do have to pay for usenet, but it's much better.

mind you if it's just the odd download here and there torrent is cheaper.

usenet is best for getting HD movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I like the flash-based one.
I'd like 4OD to provide one too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# but surely with the unique way the bbc is funded
you can watch it all again on the iplayer!

i must have missed theone with manley's self-eating lizard
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Crunchy on the outside,
Soft on the inside! Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# spiny ouroboros!
this be good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# weird!
woo!
captain pennis here has been playing a game called armadillo which is all about physics..
it's quite addictive!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# With the basketball?
It's really rather smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Armadillo Run!
Stupid physics won't let the bloody thing levitate though...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# ROCKETS!!
or cloth.
thats the answer to everything.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Looks like a pangolin
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# It does a little, now that you mention it.
How goes life for you, my lovely?

Are you about in these parts at all?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I'm well ta
No plans to visit that Devon until summer time now :)

How are you and Jim and the small Manleys?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# All ill.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Oh dear
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# crunchy on the outside
chewy on the inside
ARMADILLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)

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