YES!edit - holy shit, I just found out discomeats has returned! I'm such a happy person now.
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head-doctor ololololo,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:24,
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You didn't notice?The board was approximately 40% less mad in his absence.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:29,
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Well that's your mistake, right there.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:31,
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i told him everyone missed his pressence and he came back!what an ace bloke!
:D Yay! :D
(:D Yay! :D
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:32,
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OH I doThese are cute.
In other news, the man painting my fence has his niece or something with him....I'm not sure, but she seems a bit remedial to me. Making very odd noises and chopping the heads off one of my rose bushes. I'm not stopping her, she seems happy enough, and I'm replacing that bush anyway.
(In other news, the man painting my fence has his niece or something with him....I'm not sure, but she seems a bit remedial to me. Making very odd noises and chopping the heads off one of my rose bushes. I'm not stopping her, she seems happy enough, and I'm replacing that bush anyway.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 15:02,
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Yays!And where are we going to be for the London bash?:P
(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 15:09,
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Wales :D...well ok no :(
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 15:17,
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zoom!
Thanks to asciifaceofbob and everyone else for the help making this animate :D
p.s. that's my Dad flying his buggy!
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:10,
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ahahahi still love this!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:17,
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Hahahaha!Ace! :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:23,
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:DThat is a very cool buggy indeed :D
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:12,
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Only 1 of 5 or 6 made by Dax (same people who make the Dax cobra)sold it now though
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:17,
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not all buggies are so lucky...
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:34,
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Ha ha haI love this/these!
This where he broke it! about 8 foot in the air landing on the back wheel... put a conrod through the side of the engine - thats what you get for showing off!
(This where he broke it! about 8 foot in the air landing on the back wheel... put a conrod through the side of the engine - thats what you get for showing off!
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:36,
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They are fantastic. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:47,
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hovering cars ftw!
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:12,
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neeeow!they see me floatin....
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:18,
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Hurray! Very nice.There's still one frame that's repeated though, which is making it appear to stall.
Probably the first and last frame of the background are the same.
Remove one of them and it'll scroll much smoother.
edit: and while we're on the subject of hovering,
(Probably the first and last frame of the background are the same.
Remove one of them and it'll scroll much smoother.
edit: and while we're on the subject of hovering,
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:18,
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i did the blending but asciifaceofbob kindly made the background animatesee here for details
www.b3ta.com/board/8121263
(www.b3ta.com/board/8121263
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:21,
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Yeah, I remember.In fact, I gave him the same advice.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:22,
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SeriouslyI've been trying to find out where that old man came from for ages, how did that bandwagon even start?
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:22,
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hes been on the internets for yearsi think it was from ratemytramp.com or something like that
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:23,
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It was a random find by JPG (I can't remember his full username, let alone spell it)And so, a small bandwagon was formed.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:24,
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I rather liked him, this bandwagon had a certain pleasing ambivalence to it that appealed to me
..wil,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 15:39,
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I agree, I enjoyed him too.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 15:40,
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tortoise neck SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 16:52,
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This is awesomeI like to imagine it is being chased by dinosaurs across post-apocalyptic Russia.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:20,
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feel free to add that!www.b3ta.com/board/8121263 its all there :D
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:22,
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this was my first scrolling background
Made it much too hard on myself for my first go, and of course can't get a decently optimised version... but it was fun doing the background...
NEEEOW!wooo!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:42,
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cheersit took ages - i mean months! - and the animation aspect is really poor, i got a bit bored of it by that stage...
Larger but still badly-optimised version here
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:49,
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Larger but still badly-optimised version here
I do hope this is based on a true story.Woo!
edit: yes, it is a bit big though. Try to keep animations under about 250k, if possible. Very good, though.
(edit: yes, it is a bit big though. Try to keep animations under about 250k, if possible. Very good, though.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:07,
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bit big,could do with a shorter basket-traveling scene methinks, but still not at all bad!
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hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:08,
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This was bloody meant to be transparentFucking pngs, the liars.
slightly over, I'm just trying to tiny it down a bit.
Edit- this is just a doodle, by the way. I know it's a bit....cack. I'm trying to get used to the tablet.
(slightly over, I'm just trying to tiny it down a bit.
Edit- this is just a doodle, by the way. I know it's a bit....cack. I'm trying to get used to the tablet.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:50,
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One day they will beWe just need to figure out how to balance them properly and we'll start mass poduction immediately.
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:52,
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I'm confident a steel rod through the back will get results. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:53,
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I'll steel rod you in a minute. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:00,
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Pretty good for a doodle I thinkBut then, I'm impressed by people who can draw anything at all, I myself have been known to fail at drawing stick men.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:54,
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Well ta very much!If given a pencil I will generally draw a lady with massive knockers before anything else. Or a pig in bondage.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:56,
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I think drawing a lady with massive knockers in bondage would go down well here. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:57,
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I may have an hour long drawing sessionwhich shall result in.
Possibly.
(Possibly.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:59,
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I for one am all for seeing the pig with massive knockers. hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:07,
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Always. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:10,
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When my processor will allow me to have two programs open at once againI shall endeavour.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:18,
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It would be fun if they were.They'd constantly be falling into hedges and canals and things.
And they could use watch straps as belts.
(And they could use watch straps as belts.
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:57,
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I fall over enough as it is. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:59,
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you're right, women aren't like thatthey have different hair.
woo!
(woo!
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:07,
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im glad their not, she looks very unwell
Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:09,
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GOOD. THANK YOU.Have a biscuit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:17,
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They're not that grey?Curses, I've been playing around in that mortuary for too long.
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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 15:06,
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A little comic I did a while back but never postedfor a /talk mate who crashed his bloody car and demanded I entertain him in hospital.
Ah, these halcyon days!
click it for teh embiggeragenesses
(Ah, these halcyon days!
click it for teh embiggeragenesses
hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:31,
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NOt reallyI just neglected to read the top but and thought you were refering to the ginger one:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:33,
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OH, no...I think if that Rob were to crash, there would be considerably more outpouring of grief.
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:35,
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And maybe some sort of sacrificial slaughter of Dave the Hat. hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:39,
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We triedBut he has a hummus shield we just can't penetrate.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:41,
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I'll engage the pitta missiles. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:42,
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Fuck you train people Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:33,
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I won't do what you tell me! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:37,
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Woop sha woop doop!How are you this fine mor afternoon?
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:38,
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Just smashing, thanks!Today I have mostly been drinking tea and swearing at my scanner.
How's yourself?
(How's yourself?
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:44,
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had a bit of a trip to A&E last night in an ambulance to deal with a nasty rash that's covered my entire bodyand it still feels as though my body's on fire, but getting better thanks for asking :)
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:06,
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Oof, that sounds a bit unpleasant.Get well soon, fella.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:22,
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Har har har!Most excelent!
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:41,
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Click for bigger (29KB)
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:28,
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You can have a clickI don't know why. I don't know what I'm clicking. But I feel it deserves one.
Also, 'ning B3ta.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:32,
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Also, 'ning B3ta.
we'll have canine or ten before you know it. hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:36,
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Can't think of any more puns......I'll have to paws for thought.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:38,
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Why thank you, kind canine. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:33,
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When road sign makers go bad...
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:15,
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Haha!Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:15,
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What? Tuesday?Woo to the green blank thing!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:16,
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its not green its blue!surely?
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:20,
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RISall i see is a big square?
(chortle) :)
((chortle) :)
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:16,
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YesBut what does it mean?
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:43,
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he's a nuthe's crazier 'n a coconut
( gfreeman is only here for the beer,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:48,
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it says"keep off the grass"
in grade 1 braille.
(in grade 1 braille.
Seventh is somewhat subdued,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:45,
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Colour blind people can't distinguish between red and greenHence, they would not be able to see what the sign says.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:22,
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most common form of colour-blindness is an inability to distinguish between green and red/knowledgeable blog
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:23,
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I like to think she was being cleverand saying 'ris' because all she saw was one giant green square :D
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:25,
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Pffft. xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:43,
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Hahahaha!I still would though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:12,
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what if he was missing an arm?Then would you?
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:13,
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You can tell he'd not Charlie-boy's kidHe's not fuck ugly.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:13,
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What is he was missing his crown jewels?:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:16,
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Pfft, no then.Hard to do a man with no willy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:17,
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Well he could borrow a butler's or summit:D riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:19,
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I'm not shagging BUTLERS.I do have some class.
And anyway, I'd only ever have shagged two butlers, and both are fictional.
(And anyway, I'd only ever have shagged two butlers, and both are fictional.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:20,
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Lambert and Butler don't count:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:31,
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As long as the two girls are M&S Quality,I don't mind.
Woo!
(Woo!
hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:10,
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Your overpriced bottle runneth over with witThis is full of mineral-enhanced winnage!
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:54,
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I have to pee. 'scuse me.
fiddle dee dee
EDIT: If it takes so many thousand years to be filtered through the mountains, why does it have a sell by use on it?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:02,
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haha!thats a damn good point indeed!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:12,
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hahahathat's very well done indeed.
HAS WE A WINNAR?
(HAS WE A WINNAR?
hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:03,
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A weekend well spent, there.Woo!
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:10,
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Sorry just for any weekend peeps.(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:47,
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I'll have to wait till I get my exam timetable.I also have to move to Sheffield and start my MSc project 2 days later.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:49,
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Well if you can'tWe'll just make a life sized cut out of you.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:50,
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If it can hold a pint of beer,it'll be a good stand in.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:52,
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But I heard you couldn't hold your beer:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:54,
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Best to do it before the project, isn't it? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:51,
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I have exams in Leeds possibly right up till the end of May,then I start my project in Sheffield on the 2nd of June. Hopefully, I'll have time to move.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:53,
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I've been told if we can get fourty peepsThen we can get the huge function room for free.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:13,
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haha coolit will be weird to put faces to the pictures, count me in pls!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:55,
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I GET TO MEET YOU!YOU GET TO MEET ME!
WOW!
(WOW!
hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:59,
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Yays.Let me know if you need a bed for the night.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:01,
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HahahaWell the advantage is.
1) We can set up my hostel as B3ta HQ for the day.
2) I have BBQ area.
3) It looks like we've got the function room for free at the pub.
4) Profit.
(1) We can set up my hostel as B3ta HQ for the day.
2) I have BBQ area.
3) It looks like we've got the function room for free at the pub.
4) Profit.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:04,
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jesus that is far to organised for memind you i'm always pissed and asleep by 7
(
mongychops,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:06,
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That's OKWe'll just put your watch back five hours:D
EDIT: The other advantage is those staying at my place haev a 30 decond stumble to their beds:P
(EDIT: The other advantage is those staying at my place haev a 30 decond stumble to their beds:P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:07,
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may I take this opportunity to confirm my place as one of these fumbly stumblers? hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:09,
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You're already up ther on the calendar stumble page:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:11,
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All the rooms I've closed off for the bashAre at the back so no traffiky sounds:)
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:15,
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And we only need about 12 moreFor the free function room:)
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:20,
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Nicely executedLook closely at the start of the video, is it me or is that little girl saying 'piss fridge'?
Probably just me.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:12,
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Probably just me.
I don't knowI'm no lip-reading expert but I'm convinced there's an 'f' in there somewhere...
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:31,
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Seconded:P
(
King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:24,
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Hahaha!Excellent.
Is that your munchkin? Dead cute.
(Is that your munchkin? Dead cute.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:14,
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heh, nope, don't know who she belongs toat least, I think it's a her, could be a him... hmmm
( McBadger COW,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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I keep thinking a little boy. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:18,
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even though he/she has obvious fearit is expressed in such a beautiful way, you can't help but smile!
( McBadger COW,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:19,
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Manwife's dad once waited till he was asleepwhen he was little, then put on a full head angry gorilla mask and woke him up to sing the coco pops jingle from an inch away from his face.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:21,
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HahahahaI would like to meet that man and shake his hand :D
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:23,
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Mentalist, he is. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:26,
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my brothers waited till i was asleep and wrote 666 on my headit was the night we watched the omen i was only 8, the next day they showed me the 666, i didn't sleep for months
( mongychops,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:25,
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Bastards!My dad just used to turn his eyelids inside out and chase me around screaming.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:27,
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the joys of having brothers 7 and 9 years oldersome of the video nasties i saw at 8 were horrific
( mongychops,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:28,
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My older half bro lives in a different countryso he wasn't involved in my childhood, and I haven't got any other siblings.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:29,
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It's good to see it had no effect on your adult personality.;)
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:35,
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A friend once told me a story about his dadWho apparantly after just getting married, went on a honeymoon holiday to Cornwall also with his 2 year old stepdaughter.
They were at the Lizard or some cliff when the dad noticed there was a lower ledge below the cliff face.
So he decided to fake falling off the cliff and just land down there. Apparantly his wife didn't stop crying for hours.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:33,
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They were at the Lizard or some cliff when the dad noticed there was a lower ledge below the cliff face.
So he decided to fake falling off the cliff and just land down there. Apparantly his wife didn't stop crying for hours.
Hahahahaha!Dads are shits. I wish I had the possibility of being one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:35,
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Hahaha.Opps I think I pissed off a guest. She was saying, 'Yesterday I went to the Diana memorial, it took ages to find!'
I think my reply, 'A bit like a fair portion of Diana on that fatal night then' pissed her off somewhat.
(I think my reply, 'A bit like a fair portion of Diana on that fatal night then' pissed her off somewhat.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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What nationality is said guest?Is she Aussie?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:18,
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Ah- well then she really doesn't have room to talk.If she criticises anything, just shout GUANTANAMO GUANTANAMO GUANTANAMO until she fucks off.
Ning!
(Ning!
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:28,
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I think if your average seppo thinks that is you say that three timesMichael Keaton appears:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:31,
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Hahaha!The fuck's a seppo?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:36,
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Maybe it's because I'm (not) a Lahndahnaaaaaaah;-)
Also: I love meets, this is going to be ace, please don't let me get as drunk as last time.
(Also: I love meets, this is going to be ace, please don't let me get as drunk as last time.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:39,
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nope, I was none the wiser.I think Riverghost just has his own language.
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:40,
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Yeah this one could be a stunner!:)Well I think a nice big BBQ will be good blotting paper for later on.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:46,
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Some people have no sense of humour.Last night somebody got pissy about my MSN name being 'there's nowt to do in Bridgend, so all the kids just hang around'.
'OMG, PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD DIE, THAT'S SO SICK' etc. etc...
('OMG, PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD DIE, THAT'S SO SICK' etc. etc...
hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:38,
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HahahahahaI remember when people used to ask people to put flower smilies in their screennames because someone had died or something.
Fuck off, I don't think the power of flowers-artifice is exactly going to resurrect them from the grave or give their family any kind of condolences.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:02,
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Fuck off, I don't think the power of flowers-artifice is exactly going to resurrect them from the grave or give their family any kind of condolences.
Another reaction to2girls1cup?
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:20,
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I think that would be classed as bad parenting. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:20,
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I knowfilming it to embarrass her in later life is not good form.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:21,
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no amount of watching thatcould ever de-sensitise me to it
( McBadger COW,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:22,
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I've seen worse.It was called Scrambled Cum. I can link to screen shots, but the video is obviously worse.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:32,
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I wanna see the video nowSHOW SHOW SHOW ^_^
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:39,
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that's...not that bad :\
oh fuck, I've become desensitised :(
(oh fuck, I've become desensitised :(
hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:12,
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I guess you have to see the girlwretching as she is being fed the stuff.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:23,
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not sure what it's frombut my guess is a screamer or something, those always scare the crap out of me with similar results
( McBadger COW,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:23,
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I remember it did the rounds a few years backIt's a little girl who's watching that video that did the rounds on the net, you have to stare at a picture and after about 20 seconds something scarey jumps out.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:29,
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Hahaha :DTerrified children = always funny.
Ning everyone!
(Ning everyone!
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:22,
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HAHAHAHAHA xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:25,
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That really is rather wonderful*clicks*
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:36,
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pffft KILL IT
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:53,
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haha brilliant!i love this!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:54,
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^this xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:31,
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This wins everything!woos galore
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:13,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: New Logos For Old"){kind=small}
quick, dirty, mustafa
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:40,
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I want the BSc. in anal stretching please.Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:41,
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Anal stretching is an art, not a science.It should definitely be a BA course.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:43,
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I was hoping to get into the physical considerations,perhaps draw up a few equations governing applied force and risk of tearing.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:46,
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I have so much to learn my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:50,
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Maybe I should start my own university...with blackjack...and hookers... ah, forget the whole thing.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:55,
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That sounds much more fun than my degree was my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:57,
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AgreedMine so far has not included any blackjack, or hookers. The closest I've been to that is a game of poker with a semi-attractive girl involved.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:59,
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I did that a couple of times, too.Made about 20 quid, which I spent on beer, or possibly whiskey. I forget.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:00,
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If you forgotThen it doesn't matter, as you clearly made the right drinking choice...
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:01,
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On reflection,this sounds more like a whiskey drinking experience.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:02,
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Whiskey is a fine choice for memory lossBut I find Jagermeister far more effective... so much so that I have taken to calling it 'amnesia juice'.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:04,
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Am I the only one who got the Futurama reference here? hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:43,
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Thanks hex.I was hoping my efforts wouldn't be completely wasted... I say this quite often but hardly anyone ever gets it! I think people just assume I have a multiple vice problem.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:48,
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Clearly, they saw a gap in the marketCan i drop this here?
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:45,
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yesyes you can
*spangs*
(*spangs*
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:47,
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filename is your friend and mine if i'm honest
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:58,
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badjar...ok... I'm still not getting it. Must be my stinkin' hangover stopping the tiny brain elves from getting to work this morning.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:01,
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Actually I don't...I get the feeling I should just hand in my internet membership card right now.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:02,
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I'm quite surprised that you managed to avoid it my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:04,
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So am I...Especially since I'm a longtime Weebl and Bob fan. Although I never paid that much attention to the other stuff they do.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:08,
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late night shopping 2 on the front page of weebls-stuff.comis a real gem
(
spacefish bong!,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:17,
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ThatIs a masterpiece. I will definitely have to check back there more often.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:37,
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OW OW OW!*clicks*
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:19,
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as are yougenius!
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:49,
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thank youI was just lucky enough to think of it before anyone else :)
(
rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:52,
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Ning!Nong!
Ning!
Nong!
Ning!
Nong!
Diddle-i-o!
(Ning!
Nong!
Ning!
Nong!
Diddle-i-o!
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:50,
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in the ning nang nong where the cows go bong Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:52,
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Hehyou should make a milligan-based ning
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:55,
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i should actually...i'll do it tonight when I get home :)
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:58,
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it's not exactly like yours...but I saw that and just had to have a hack at the actual .exe...
Download Ning.exe here :)
(Download Ning.exe here :)
NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 15:07,
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woo!i *heart* the OU, just seeing their logo (albeit goatse'd) makes me happy
( spacefish bong!,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:51,
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I think you could've done a much better job of cutting out the hands.Don't rush it next time.
( mutster101 fell over,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:05,
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i do too:(
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:13,
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And we all knowjokes are better than technique, but
time spent gazing into goatse in order to accurately cut out the hands is better than jokes
(time spent gazing into goatse in order to accurately cut out the hands is better than jokes
rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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HahaUrgh
I hear they keep having problems with too many students dropping out.
(I hear they keep having problems with too many students dropping out.
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:26,
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It's a bit too scientific for my taste'ning all!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:38,
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That is some serious RIS-ageFilename helped though, fine job sir.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:41,
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I can't believeThe only achievement mentioned on his wikipedia page is briefly playing with 'Quiet Riot'. Seems like the guy's done much better things than that.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:47,
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I shall now email this to minenicely
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:21,
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Awwww, you old softy you.No expence spared!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:24,
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damn i just wasted £2.79 on chocolates(woo to the pic btw!)
(
sock more tea vicar?,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:22,
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That's nothingI failed to organise getting a card and gift sent to my mum in time for her to get them in the post, so wracked with guilt and panic yesterday morning I spent almost £33 on having flowers delivered today (which includes TEN FUCKING POUNDS delivery charge). My wallet hurts.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:27,
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lordy, aren't we lucky the vultures circle during times like these? sock more tea vicar?,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:28,
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IndubitablyOn the up side though, went out for drinks for my birthday last night (having already got quite drunk at home) and have woken up this morning to find not one penny of the money I took out with me got spent. I'm going to take that as some cosmic power redressing the karmic balance...
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:31,
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haha nice! so you could say that your mates bought your mum flowersthat was nice of them
( sock more tea vicar?,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:34,
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YesAlthough the idea of that sounds somewhat creepy and unnerving.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:35,
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Another album cover for a mate's black metal projectAnd again, I doubt he'll use it though.
Cleek for beeger, or cleek for Blaencathra.
(Cleek for beeger, or cleek for Blaencathra.
Dimrill HMS Average Nostril,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:16,
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HahahahaYou get a click purely for 'my blastbeat sense is tingling!'. That is forking classic.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:19,
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Very nice, Woo!Nice cameo from Immortal.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:29,
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Bunnygate BG:1
Big!
The ongoing tales of a man cursed to wear a bunny suit forever.
The chart has been reset so only seven votes will get me in the top 50!
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:10,
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This is a very harey situation my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:23,
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Keep goingI'm lapin these up.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:25,
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Roger (rabbit) that. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:26,
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Ah!I think I've cotton (tailed) onto what you're doing here.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:49,
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Very good.And once again, I have voted.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:22,
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You're a gentleman and a scholaralthough feel free to be a lady and a wench on Friday nights, if that pleases you.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:57,
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I'm a gentleman,but I scholar wenches on wednesdays.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:59,
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And on those days you are also a gentle man.(Otherwise they complain.)
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:02,
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Just how I imagine it would be.With Rabbits involved.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:33,
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I spend hours thinking how things would be if rabbits were involved.Ordering a salad in a restaurant would be interesting. All the leaves would be pre-nibbled.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:49,
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Happy Mother's Day!
Well if I'm gonna be stuck in work on a Sunday I'll be buggered if I'm actually going to do some work!
Beastie is doing science with his arse,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:07,
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I now havean imaginary disco-funk version of the theme tune going around in my head...
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:14,
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This funktastic tune must be played and recorded! Beastie is doing science with his arse,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:19,
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I was thinking thatAs it happens I'm a sound engineer with a full recording rig. I actually know enough suitable musicians to make it happen too. I'm considering asking them purely to see the reaction such an idea gets...
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:20,
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I'd pay good money to hear that...... £1.57p at least! :)
( Beastie is doing science with his arse,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:30,
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You may have to be of a certain age to appreciate this
Though there is a good chance it will mean nothing to anyone but me.
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:32,
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Basically, it was a playon the phrase Pot calling the kettle black.
Except the Kettle is now calling the TV show, Pot Black.
(Except the Kettle is now calling the TV show, Pot Black.
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:43,
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hay I've been browsing your deviantart and it's pretty sweet yes.what is this mythos you're working in?
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:51,
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Oo, thanks. :)It's just some demons I thought up for my own amusement a couple of years ago; nothing in particular.
(
Bob Todd whee,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:53,
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I like 'em.also the range in your gallery; drawings, photos and 'shoppery.
WOO
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:03,
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*Is also old enough*:)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:43,
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Yay!Though must hastily add I only knew it from the eighties. ;)
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:44,
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ditto :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:45,
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me too, but it's a sunday morning so i didn't get it until it was explained:)
( mutster101 fell over,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:46,
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I think if I'd havechanged the colour of the set blue it might have struck more of an accord.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:53,
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everytime i pass a public phone box......i take the time to dial 0800 5610415 and walk away leaving the handset off the hook
not that i'm annoyed because the bastards keep phoning me even though my number is registered with the tps and capitalone are breaking the fucking law by making silent calls and i've told them umpty-tenty fucking times to stop fucking calling me
(not that i'm annoyed because the bastards keep phoning me even though my number is registered with the tps and capitalone are breaking the fucking law by making silent calls and i've told them umpty-tenty fucking times to stop fucking calling me
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:16,
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Pass their details to all internet scams based in Nigeria BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:28,
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.They need to make less than a certain percentage of silent calls. There's no way for you to tell if they're hitting it or not, even if all their calls to you are silent. Generally if you answer the phone too fast it's more likely to result in a silent call.
They can phone you all they like if you're on the TPS. They just need your permission, which they probably have. If you've ever failed to check a box on a form then you've probably agreed to your details being shared (sold).
(They can phone you all they like if you're on the TPS. They just need your permission, which they probably have. If you've ever failed to check a box on a form then you've probably agreed to your details being shared (sold).
Halk,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:30,
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it is no longer permitted to make silent calls in the ukif they don't have an agent available they are supposed to play a recorded message identifying the caller
i haven't ticked the pimp my number box for years, but i know what you mean, the tps isn't perfect
what pisses me off if that in spite of multiple complaints they keep on doing it
(i haven't ticked the pimp my number box for years, but i know what you mean, the tps isn't perfect
what pisses me off if that in spite of multiple complaints they keep on doing it
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:35,
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Get yourself caller ID phone or a box£15 should do it. Stop answering anything that begins with 08, anything withheld, anything unavailable. They soon stop
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:38,
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^thisTPS isn't perfect as there's a few gaps in the legislation that are exploited... this is when you get calls and they are 'conducting a survey'. But I'm sure that if you ask a company to stop calling they are required to stop although they might also be 'allowed' (aka loophole) to call if you are or have been a customer.
(
DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:41,
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3Telecom3mobile, 3bloody-anything. They just never. Fucking. Stop. For a while I was getting a call from them every bloody day.
The Bathroom Warehouse (or something like that) kept on phoning me every few days/week for about six months until I finally got through to their head office and threatened legal action. They said that they were having 'ongoing software problems', I said that I didn't give a damn and that wasn't my problem because they were breaking the law, I'd still make sure they ended up in court. They stopped calling me after that.
(The Bathroom Warehouse (or something like that) kept on phoning me every few days/week for about six months until I finally got through to their head office and threatened legal action. They said that they were having 'ongoing software problems', I said that I didn't give a damn and that wasn't my problem because they were breaking the law, I'd still make sure they ended up in court. They stopped calling me after that.
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:08,
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http://www.silentguard.co.uk/Register here. It's free, and should help.
(,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:58,
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Well... Time for a repost
EDIT: for those who dont get it Click Here
welllllllll if he's gonna repost i'm gonna repost
mutster101 fell over,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:14,
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Not sure what context it was to not having 'One man and' bit but I found this in some back up folder.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:20,
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wasn't it from when the bloke who presented it dieded? mutster101 fell over,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:20,
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Hahahahahah I love thatEspecially when he goes over the little bump :P
( ClanSoul,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:39,
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Heath Ledger couldn't get over it BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:21,
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I had to google MPAA because I wasn't sure what they did or what their logo was.Now I can pfffffffft! in earnest.
( Bob Todd whee,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:04,
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That'd be all the stretching. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:05,
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The group is also known as F.A.G... according to the film, Team America...
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:23,
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yeah, nice going, F.A.G. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:32,
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A pearoast for no apparent reason.-
This was done after Archbishop Rowan Williams claimed that he approved of Sharia law or thought that it was a good idea
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:19,
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