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# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This is bloody ace!

Now it's a choice for tonights viewing: Roadhouse or Dawn of the Dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I cant love
Im watching Russell Howard at Colston Hall tonight

/cheeky way to get my night out boast in somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# RUSSELL HOWARD!
Oooooh you lucky bugger. I bloody love his stand up.

Hey old lady, do you wanna see a hippo jizz? DO I?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# man
i totally read that as frankie howard
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I wish he'd had jokes about hippos jizzing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# He is very funny
if a little smug and young and handsome.

The bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# He's got a massive stigmatism, doesn't that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Has he?
I've never seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Aye. I still think he's cute, but hey.
www.comedyfestival.com.au/participation/2007/images/mc/404.1835.thumb_large.russell.jpg

There you go, he looks just the slightest bit Downs there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I do love that guy
I wanted to see him when he played weston, but i forgot. Gosh, I'm getting old.

Also, he strikes me as quite fanciable, but he's the same age as my little brother and therefore much too young for an old married lady like me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# not another poor unfortunate westonian...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# not by birth
only moved here in 2000
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# DONNIE DARKO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Nooooooo I've seen that to death.
Plus I'd only be watching it for that bit where Gyllenhaal puts his hand down his trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
Madness!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# step 9 is the best face ever
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# well i shan't be sleeping tonight
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
has he been taking acting lessons from Bruce Willis?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sweaty man in dirty vest.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# You love it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
Absolutely bloody excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha *click*
no-one puts tranny in the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Superb!
St. Patrick of Swaze at his best...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# :D
except for the tranny beating
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Stabby stabby.


Also check out this song I made about Vernon Kay.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# hahhaha
thats some good stabbing! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Harder, deeper and faster.
Please.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Raaaaahhh!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha
FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# How did you get it that fast?
He's still smiling the bastard.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Reduce the file size
speed 0.03
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# damn!
beaten to it.

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/5551.vernon3.gif

:)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# it's good to see such a popular response on the board..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# bloodless freak!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# "Bolton Bolton Bolton"
"Now on T4, another episode of Friends"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Brucie prefers to spang him!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# only so he can shag tess daly
he gets more touchy feely with her every week. I think there is something happening there. The public should be informed.

I will write immediately to the NOTW. Now, where are my crayons?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Tess Daly's mouth gives me the shitting fear.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# she has gravity defying boobs
and for some reason, wears the most hideous dresses imaginable.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# ...
Clean blade? Couldn't you have found something rusty and jagged?

BTW: 'Ning, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# :D
Vernahn Keh can fuck off. How does THAT get Tess Daly?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# because he has ironically shite hair
girls love blokes like that, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# What girls might they be?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# To be fair, I'm hardly an example to use.
Apart from a few anomalies I'm pretty much the Bishop of Bath and Welles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I don't know
famous girls who presented SMTV live and now don't.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I only ever saw it when Cat Deeley was on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I could watch this for hours :D
But I think that song broke my sub-woofer.

Ning everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Yeah that song is mastered abit loud.
Sorry about that.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# damn that looks satisfying.
Mind if I have a turn?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Stab him!
Who else think he looks a cunt with his short hair?

Also ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Hahaha
What the christ
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# This is new levels of woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# He seems to be enjoying that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# [stabby stabby...woo!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I think Dale would be the perfect replacement...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# hahahha
dale FTW!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Touch Wouldn't !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Needs more Catweazle
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# what kind of wood?
ooh, a nice burnished mahogany, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# ace!
(teasus likes tea, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# i chortled like a mong
and it probably isn't really that funny...



Story
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Having been in the Catherine Tate show
he's lucky they didn't photoshop his cock onto his forehead
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Oooooh sick burn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Ga?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I quite liked her to start with
but she made the fatal error of repeating the same one-liners over & over (& over).
If she could come up with new material I'd give her another listen.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I seem to be the only person i know who actually likes her
well, the only person over 15 and educated beyond a levels, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# To be honest, I just don't like TV much anymore.
I watch more DVD's nowadays. For instance, I watched 3 episodes of "The Wire" last night, a really good american cop show from 2002 that will never be aired in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# except where it's currently aired on FX ;)
/It's also one of Michael Parkinson's favourite shows, funnily enough.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I meant terrestrial
You have to pay for FX and have one of those new fangled sky dishes, not like in my day...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Wax Cylinder? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# 'nings
I have been reading
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Quality..

* Searched Amazon for this book
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# :D
By Jove, I wish this was real so I could buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I'll take eleventy
then I wouldn't have to ask stupid questions about upload codez
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# hahhahaa
i likes it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Haha cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# [is that (one of the) shed(s) that belongs to
Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson?

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# norning noon nand night
this is great!
lovely stuff.
(bunglist, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)
# whatisthisunshoppedwednesday


I don't care. It's my birthday*.
* Yesterday
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# *abducts cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# *Investigates cake abduction in a half-arsed way*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# blames everyone
but the prime suspect everyone saw taking the cake! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# *Accused Baron Samedi of having his cake and eating it*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *enjoys cake*
*buries remainder of cake in shallow grave*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# ARGUIDO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I thought Han Solo shot him?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# no that was hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Ah well
his taun-taun will freeze before he reaches the first marker
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# he better watchout
for the one armed man! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# he molested me after I ate the cake
fair enough, I say
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# which brings us back to Doe!
(a deer a female deer!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Happy Yesterbirthday
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I've been watching titanic - Kate winslet has nice norks!!


Click for bigger (215KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha!!
thats all the lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# hehhe
cheers sir!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# i concur that her norks are a highlight of that movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# i enjoyed the film
but that was a highlight :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# i watched 'stardust'
and thought it was a good film.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# i loved that film
i really really enjoyed it! :D
i did a 5 word film review for stardust - afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/2008/02/half-eaten-apple.html

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Nice work
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# thank ya sir!
only a quick drawin/painting/thingy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# nice, but to be fair most fat birds have alright tits
even less dawson had a rack
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# fine, if you shave them first
if you shave them first

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# pffft
she's hardly fat! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# you are mika
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# well big girls
you are beautiful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# smashing personality
lovely eyes, shame about the sores on the top of the thighs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# hahahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# you can use that one in your next song,
big girls it's closing time and i'm pissed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# This
Mong, behave yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# unless she starves herself she ballons
watch her when she is 40, 16st at least
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Well I think she's gorgeous.
So ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# there you go, enjoy, i like the url
www.dimensionsmagazine.com/images/future_plumpers/kate_winslet/kate_winslet.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Still would.
She's still thinner than me there. And my milkshake does indeed bring all the boys to the yard. Damn right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# woop sir!
hows the hat'd one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# shitty cough woke me at 04:30
C]:0( otherwise Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# thats about the same time i got up
its easier to work when its quite and dark :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Clicked for Bigger..

* Not happy as I was expecting to see Kate Winslet bigger norks?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# just google it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Googles...

Wow... wanks thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# wanks
and thanks! Now theres a good day! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# beautiful
when you die, can i have some of your talent?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# pfffft
you made me laugh far too much1 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I had another nightmare last night.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# GAH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# MONA
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# OOOOOH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# MONA
I'll tell ya Mona, what i'm goin' to do...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
#
...build a house next door to you
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha
You just scared our cleaner!

Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Jeeves! come back, it's only a gif
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Too late she's gone!

She was crap anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Waits for it to animaaAAAARGH!
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# EEEK!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# heh
marvellous.

edit: *beards*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# What a hottie!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] because every little hurts...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# :D EXCELLENT
I'm going to watch this tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Dawn of the Dead...?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# i might watch shaun of the dead tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# oh right
I didn't recognise the zombies and I saw it about a year ago, but have patchy memories due to my THC receptors being full up.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Well, whatever they are, you are forgiven. (ninja, THC, I know what that is)
Because I know you know that film at least as well as I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I have no idea what in the world you mean
but it's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# *smacks forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# [I would suggest it's the "Lift Scene"....
...leg chomp, trigger finger, etc.. ;?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I saw the trailer for Diary of the Dead..
I think the bottom of the barrel has throughly been scraped now.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# i read that as dairy of the dead
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Lovely milky milky!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# that the next in the series
with zombie bovines rampageing the countryside.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# haha
Dear Diary,

MNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH UUGGGGGHHH RAAAAAAAAAR NNNNNNNNNNGGGGGH
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I'm not sure if I want to see it.
I want to because it's Romero but......hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# It looks rubbish.
I still haven't seen the remake of dawn of the dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I haven't.
What was the one they redid with Pegg and Frost in it? I saw that. It was....poor. But not too bad, just poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# shawn of the dead?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Noooooo
It was a Romero with them playing zombies in some sort of club.

LAND OF THE DEAD. There we go, knew I'd remember eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# oh yes, that's shite.
I knew what you were talking about, I was just being rubbish, cos you mention Pegg.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Indeed it is.
You cheeky little monkey. I'm goingto give you a perm while you sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# SotD is brilliant,
especially if you keep everyone as their Spaced characters.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Mmmmm, it'd have been better if he was Tim in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Well Tyres does make an appearance to link the two shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Yup.
And Shaun's mum calls him Pickle, which was used in Spaced. Lots of little tiny links.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Seriously??
The remake of Dawn of the Dead is really fucking good. I know it goes against all my B-movie loving sensibilities but it is literally more fun than the original. Also why would you not watch Diary of the Dead? Obviously it's gonna be shit but do you really watch zombie movies for quality cinema?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I'm just not sure.
It's hard to explain. Zombie flicks aren't as good now special effects are good. I just want face paint and belming, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Hurrah for 70's crap zombies!
Most modern horror films are just plain poop.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# :D
its great! i was damaged by this film when i was 4.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# haha!
i hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# he is referred to in my house as
that fat tongued mockney twat oliver
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# haha
we call him fat chav monkey
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# We call him Jamie and give him lots of cuddles...
He's such a sweet boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# such a special boy!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
I just don't call him any more.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# shopped pics only please
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# hurrah!
i approve of this image.

In other news, what font do we use for bbc news mashes?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Handy tips courtesy of barbarossa!
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=55979
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# yays!
thank you very much. That was just what i needed so i could post something that really wasn't worth anybody's effort to look at it...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# yay!
*shoehorns repost*

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# There we go
Sorry, I posted inside the wrong thread


Click for bigger (125KB)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# March 5th


10 tons of graft
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# This is important news.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Nice grafting
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Inspired by Happy Toast's recent badger news...

Click for 100k of BIGNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# haha!!
what badger news is this?
i've been out and about...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# They've been found guilty of passing TB to cattle.
And have been sentenced to death...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# of course!
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# And, in other news...
Pigeons aren't evil - they're just a bit evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# does that mean we get to kill the lazy tards who started CJD?
and anyone with AIDS, herpes, the flu, or any other dangerous infection?

*puts on flamethrower tanks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Apart from those with Hepatitis kplsthx.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# If badgers don't get to live with TB
then hepatitis people have to go too.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# *glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# do you have the pamela anderson strain?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I don't, my dad does.
Hep C, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# *washes hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# :D
Free the Badger!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# They back at home


Click for bigger (125KB)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# !!!!!!!!
Lol sorry I was in the wroung thread
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# haha this appeals to me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Here we go again
theykilledkenny
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I'm not feeling so well today.



Poor me.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *comforts*
would you like some chicken soup and a your blanket?
i'll put a nice dvd on for you and you can curl up on the sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Chicken soup?
Bleurgh.

I'm not big on soup. Rather, there aren't many varieties of soup I like and not that I experience giganticism when situated atop soup.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# on my own.
Going down the only road I've ever known...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Like a drifter
I was born to walk alone...?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# It's a bit early for all this nonsense
Robodog of the future is just like real NOW dog!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# :D Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha
lets see him squeed out a couple of D cells, that make his port smart.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# how useful
does he charge?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# £5 a lick
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha excellent
Edit: although, i was expecting him to have a minus on one of his bollocks...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# they're nuts . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# ah i see
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
Stack dump error!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent!
i think all the thickos are working on the wards today.
bunch of bloody idiots!
just be calm ivesy, they can't help the way they are...
*breathes*
ahh...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha
That's awesome!

'ning world!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
Superb!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# hahah!
brilliant! clicks harder than the earth sized diamond at the core of jupiter!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# come when you can . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Tali Ho Chaps...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# The hills are alive
with erm..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# the sound of war?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# huh.
What is it good for?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# absolutely nothing
say it again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# absolutely nothing
say it again
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# the sound of
rocket propelled grenades?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# the sound of mediocrity

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Is that your sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# No, my sound is super, thanks for asking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# big gay mediocre's
big gay boat ride.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# We all know you're first in line
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# the mound of seasick
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Excellent.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] This could actually work!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# * Begs to differ
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# *Joins beggars queue
(Their inks were shite as well!)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# give a few pence...
'There you go mate...'
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# *doesn't beg, just differs
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# PANDER, oh my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# what is the mander centre?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I de mander an answer
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# This.
I've never been to Wolverhampton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# but have you ever been to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Alas, no.
Only one Scottish chap has ever felt what it's like to be, well, violated by me, and he's now a fighter pilot. I drove him to that. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *rides into the danger zone*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Oh you fucking genius.
You've got that in my head now. I bloody love that song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# shut yer mooth and open yer legs?
how do you drive someone to be a fighter pilot?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# you'd fly them, if anything
badum.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# in A ford ka I'll bet?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I don't know, but a few days after I left him for dead
he joined the Air Force.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# left him for dead?
just how hard did you ride him exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Tch, I'm not telling you.
Safe to say I hadn't had it in a while. Poor lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# lucky you :o)
Don't change the habbit...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# i have
i also got pissed at dudley castle watching abba tribute band 'Bjorn Again'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Have you recovered?
Was it at JB's??
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# You have lots of fun.
I demand you take me out drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# i woke up after sleeping on a sink in as friends uni halls
i had aquired a traffic cone on the journey home.

and broken another friends ribs.

a good night was had by all.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Sleeping on a SINK?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# well i was sat on a chair slumpt over the sink.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Oh I seee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I once got pissed watching Robert Plant
perform at Dudley Zoo..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# dudley zoo and dudley castle are fairly mcuh the same location
iirc.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# This is true!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Which cage was he in?
He doesn't like being in with the other apes!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I have never been in there and not got lost,
fucking place about 10 exits all of the leading to wherever I don't want to be at the time


but then again when has anyone wanted to be in wolverhampton?
(Zrya Loves the new presidents album > 80% of kittens, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# i dont know why either...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# :D hahaha!
I love that film, Jeff Goldblum doesn't have a top on for LOADS of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# The exact opposite of the Douglas Bader story
Badum!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# first time i saw it i was quite young
the bit were he breaks the guys arm during the arm wrestling scene was the worst thing i'd ever seen

see it now though and it's comical
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# have you seen the Tall Guy?
I remember seeing it when I was 15 and repeatedly enjoying Emma Thompson getting roughly sexed against a wall by everyone's favourite jew.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Rabbi Lionel blue?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# ok
second favourite. If you don't count his dad in independent day.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Captain Wow is my favourite Jew
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# unleash the pander
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# i was just pointing out that dbroon
who is obviously enfatuated with the captain
was implying that he'd rather gobble jeff than
chow Wow

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# don't pass it onto me ya choob
I didn't imply any of the aboves.
Away an wash yersel.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# To be fair, as long as he allows me to watch
I don't mind. A Dbroon/Golblum lovefest sounds like the best porn ever to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# he's not really my type
and he's mostly in shit films.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Ruining all my fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# jakkie mason?
mel brooks?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# ok
everyone's favourite goldblum.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# oh yes
i enjoyed that scene also
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Ooooh
no. I like Emma Thompson too, but in a respect-for-talent way.

However if Jeff's got his lovely yiddishe bottom out I shall give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# i think he does
I had a thing for emma thompson when I was in my teens. so it caused much excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# She's refreshingly normal, physique wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# He does
and gets toast stuck to it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# GOLDBUM AND FOODS
*spluff*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# The Chinese military are trained for almost every eventuality
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
Puffin insurgency!
The curse of the modern world!

That man is being pecked relentlessly and, as such, has no dignity!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# The terror of puffins (or in this case penguins)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# why is that knight holding a tire iron?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Because morning stars and maces
are like sooooooo 14th Century.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# The dreaded Rockhopper Penguin
Our two were moved down from Whipsnade because they were to rough, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# but this man is clearly part of the nepalese republican army.
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Methinks FWM has found a new source of images:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# ^ that
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# ^thusly
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# ^ them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# ^those
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Yes indeedy!
I found a sight which is full of images of ladies with their mouths open...
http://www.mouth.com/index.html/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Nope....

* didn't click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# It's a bally disgrace what what!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# 0_o I really did go to college with him
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# the mouth shape's confusing you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Are you saying I went to blow up doll college?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Are you saying you didn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Grr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# i most certainly am
insinuating that indeed, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I'm far too agressive sexually to be a blow up doll.
Although I did own one for a while, she was an old lady blow up doll. I called her Reenee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# obviously you stood out among your fellow students
you were voted "most likely not to live out life as an inanimate sex toy"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# \o/ ACHIEVEMENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Hooray!
Open wide!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# :D
his mouth is ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# ah the Distinguished Service Cross
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)

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