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# I tried
to make a Dali-esque image of swans reflecting into seamhorses

ed!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# close...
cool effect though.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# That FAIL is being eaten by 10,000 nanokoalas

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# ha ha!
Wondered what that was! Must tell 'Bucket to get in the nanokoala extermination people. Ta!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Woo nice

* I wish I could do that sort of thing.


___
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# still messing about with animal mashes... have a boxeroo
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# That's a nice invisible wall he's leaning his head on!
Woo!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# oops!
see what you mean.. will work on it....
Edit: tweaked a bit...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Woo! *click*
Still cannot do animashes here. Seamashes, no problem.

Well done this one.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Noice! Have a pitcow in exchange!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# i like that..
the dog part actually looks cow-sized (if you know what i mean)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Cog?
Dow?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# i want one
it would be my best friend but eventually become dinner
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Haha. Have you met his sister?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha...How udderly odd!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# hehehe
Likewise!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Haha that works pretty damn well
:)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# How'd ya gets to kill a 'roo?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# That's not a boxeroo
Looks more like a Cerberoo to me.
I'll go back to lurking for now.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The Design team committed Seppuku not long afterwards
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Ooooh I like this
have a pea, Kabuki (Wednesday challenge).



She likes it too.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)
# is that a tear of happiness?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I have no idea.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# that's what you'd like to think isn't it?
you horrible monster!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# happy tears keep me young
yum yum!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# It's a tear of horniness
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)
# 'ning capn
everyone have snow last night? everyone have no snow now as it's melted?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I had snow yesterday....
but it didn't settle for long.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)
# snow?
bah

it was bloody cold this morning though

/still-has-no-heating blog
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# It fucking was, and all.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# i have sunny sunny warm sunshine
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I have home-made sushi for lunch.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# *drools*
I could live on sushi.

Also, didn't mean to offend you by calling you a Dutch bastard yesterday, I was only quoting Austin Powers.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# 'Ning!
...I've been a bit lazy lately!

my site
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# pffft
TJ: Simple Minds Simple Minds Simple Minds!
Simple Minds Simple Minds Simple Miiiiiiinds!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# what an excellent sad face!
haha!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Very
nice.
:D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# hehehe
As long as they remembered the Duty Free.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Aaaarrrggghhhh!!! They're all wriggly!!!

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# TOAP!
Arf!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# TOAP?
Nope...


:D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# TOAS, surely?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Gaaah!
Those poor snakes!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
she loves teh snake!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# haha
That reminds me of a holiday photo where I posed with a very small boa constrictor over my shoulder and began to scream and cry just before the photo was taken.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Boas are shits
my mate's got a 5ft one and he's bloody insane (he's the one NOBODY is allowed to play with). 12 foot python we're all fine with, but not the boa.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I went to an awesome little reptile house in Tenby
loads of giant snakes and lizards, big bugs and all sorts all inside a little redeveloped church. It was ace.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Oooooooh
I usually end up getting left in reptile houses cooing at the crocodiles and geckos. It's good you're not allowed to get in with them, otherwise I'd be dead. Dead, but happy, having finally given a crocodile a big cuddle.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# i was in a pet shop on monday
they had loads of snakes and lizards.
i saw a python and a chameleon and bearded dragons (wee baby ones aw) and the one that Captain Wow's got and others too
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Leopard gecko, that's what I've got.
My wee Fran baby.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# that's the fella
they had some of them
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# the most we have at our pet shop is some budgies and rabbits.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# them's good eatin!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# haha!!
what do you play with a snake?
skipping?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# you play 'wearing snake and standing near those who are afraid'.
He used to have an excellent king snake (or rat snake, I can't remember. Small and black.) called Ted who liked to get in my bra, crawl under my boobs and sit there with his little head poking out my cleavage. Bless him. RIP Ted.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
# pffft!
lucky snake.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# it would please me, and no doubt him
if that was how he died.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Alas, it was not to be.
I'd have been happy to have him there as well, but he died whilst I was doing my GCSEs and trying to not hang around with bikers in their late 20s every night.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# surely there's not enough room?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# He wasn't very big.
And that's when I was in BIG bras. Not like now :-(
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# *imagines you wearing a bra that's WAY too big for you*
silly Fae
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# :D
Well, they would be now. Not many women can say their tits were bigger at 16 than at 23.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# that's a valid point
i know someone who can though

she had a breast reduction
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I'm glad I didn't
now they've got a bit more reasonable on their own.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# she was a bit older when she got them reduced
she had big giant boobies but was really skinny
her neck was constantly sore
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# That's what I was like when I was younger.
Luckily I've sort of.... balanced out.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# stop talking about boobs
stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# NEVER!
Just strap it to your stomach or something.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# she showed them to me after the op
lovely they were, all round and pert
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Ah, they'll descend.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# and scarred mmm
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# well
yes, quite badly scarred
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# nice hat
'ning b3ta
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# argh!
snakerape!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# haha!!
one has slithered up her skirt!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# ooh la de da
get you and your fancy talk

one has slithered up her skirt
one has given her one
one got ones butler to tie one to the bed
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)
# jeeves,
remove this malcontent from the board,
he's upsetting my delicate constitution
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
#


And this one from last night...
www.b3ta.com/board/8134224
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Still would!
Arf! Nice shoppage!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# still what who? Cruise? As a child?
SICK.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)
# At last!
The real wedding photos.

Woo.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# both of these are excellent
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# hahahaha
this made some wee come out!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Been Done?


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# RIS?
Edit: OK, I just realised that the 1 and 3 are meant to be one letter :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Better?
B3TA


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Naa
I prefer the first one.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Not quite...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Childhood



(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)
# What a dick head!

EDIT: The bloke in the image, not gbehh!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Understood...
though, I am kind of a dickhead too.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# yeah!
a pale blue lunch box?!
FREAK!!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# what colour's yours?
mine is see through but it has sugarspunsister stickers on it
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# mines candy pink.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# figures
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Poor Eric.
He's got a handbag as well though, it's not like he's helping matters.

Woo!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# It is not a handbag..
it is in fact a manbag. Trendy and fashionable amongst most metrosexual men.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# It could be he has just bought a 7inch single.
And gone back in time 20 years.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# so, not cool in the slightest then.
Just something for sexually insecure people to carry in order to make it seem like they are secure in their sexuality?

My mate has a bum-bag. But he's italian.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# i have a baw bag
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Boruc?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# hahaha
boruc was awesome you slag

donnati on the other hand
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# yes, he was ace, but he's still a bawbag.
Donati isn't fit to wear the shirt and Hesselink is a lazy fuck. I wouldve had Sno and Mcdonald on from the start, to give you a chance. Managed to kick Messi off the park and make the wee boy cry, so you managed the first part of the game-plan.

And don't worry, we'll be as good as out of it by Thursday night, so you don't all need to be even bitterer for too long ;O)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# mcdonald yes
snow no, the boy's just too keen.

i'd have had wilson, caldwell, mcmanus, balde, naylor at the back.

mcgeady, brown, nakamura in the middle

mcdonald venegoor of hesselink up front
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# it was perhaps a little embarrassing that Mcdonald came on about 83rd minute
and had celtic's first shot on goal after 85.

I agree with some inclusion of balde, but i think you would have been fucked over if that was the midfield. Anyhoo, I was disappointed they didn't make it exciting, were a bit like us when we played over there.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# i just reckoned that the wing backs needed to stay wide
and barca's defence is shoddy so just skip the midfield and pump the ball long every time.

it would have worked i tell you!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# What side does he wear it on?
Front, side or back?

YES it's important.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# mostly at the side...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)
# That's quite bad.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# it is
I constantly take the piss, but he always wears tight jeans, and I reckon he wants his arse to look as good as possible.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# :D He really IS Italian.
Where I used to live had pretty much all the Italians in my town, it was ace. Middle of the day you could get calzone for a measly fee, or buy pasta from mama at the corner shop who'd then make you stay and listen to the recipe.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# haha
well he's Sicilian and all of my female mates hate him apparently as he never makes eye contact for long. It seems, in Sicilia, that it's considered sexually quite aggressive to make eye contact with females for a long time, and should only be done if you really want someone to know that you intend on fucking them soon, or if you make eye contact with a male for a long time, that you intend on kicking his face in.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I naturally make a lot of eye contact.
MAYBE that's why I got cheap calzone. Hmmmmmmm.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hmmm.
Manbags should be shoulder bags of the courier variety or backpacks. NOT handbags.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# it's a handbag.
"manbag" is a term used by men who think that being practical somehow says something about their sexuality.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# it does
men are supposed to have uncomfortably overfilled pockets.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# But you don't need much.
Wallet, keys, comb (optional).

What else do men need?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# i have
wallet, card wallet, smokes, lighter, phone
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Oh I forgot phone. And cigs.
Fine. But only courier bags and rucksacks are allowed.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I used to have a one strap cross-chest type bag
I felt so cool. but then I lost it.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I have one made out of corduroy.
I don't really use it since I bought The Bag That Will Last Forever.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I have
when I don't have a jacket on, I have wallet, phone, keys, cigs, lighter, interminable amounts of loose change and bits of paper.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# 'ning iDaughter
how you feeling today?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Neeeeeng
I'm alright, albeit fucking knackered. Thee?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)
# i feel a bit shady today
but i think i'll be fine
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# ....shady?
See, to me that now means you feel like commiting some sort of fraud or thievery.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# haha
ok, i feel a bit not right
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Ohhhh. Ill, like?
Poor puss.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# not sure if i'm ill
or if it's my ibs

i just feel a bit...odd
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# has everyone got ibs these days?
I shit like a dream.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# It's because you're not human.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# i shit every day
big fucking massive things they are

i don't get diaroongy at all, occassional bouts of constipation.

i just can't eat certain foods or i get cramps
can't drink alcohol either
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# feelin a bit shan?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking prick he is!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# This is what I imagine the inhabitants of
Cockermouth to look like.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Why?
Did none of the others have blue bags?:P

Woo.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Indeed...
he wanted pink, but his mother said no.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# hahahaha
He needs those tonsils out!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Absolutely...
still waiting for approval from the medical board.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Good morning!
I started making this in a rush at twenty to midnight last night. Finished at five past. Tcha! Now I see the logo challenge is still open. So here it is. There are only two slight flaws in the concept and execution -

1) There is nothing illicit about bongs
2) It is shite



Sorry
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
this makes me gleeeee!


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Glad to glee!
:)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:57, archived)
# 'ningles uncle!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:57, archived)
# 'ello!


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Ning a ling Davey!
Ning a ling Ivesb!
Ning a ling all!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)
# 'niiiiiiiiiing!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# i had a crap nights sleep too last night.
so expect nonsensical sentences and rubbish spelling!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Bah!
You 2 are wimps! I didnt fall asleep till half 2 and I was up at 8! Stop our moanings ;)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# *clips round ear*
bloody kids.
you'll be cranky later.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Oi!
only Dr When is allowed to clip me round the ear Ill have you know!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# *sighs*
fine!
*kicks shin*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# At least it isnt in the balls....
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# *winces*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# I had what feels like 5 minutes
but was actually 6.5 hours.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# i hate that.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Which is why the first thing I said this morning was
'mmmmmph you fucking LIAR' to my phone.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# haha!!
i hate the 5 minute snooze button.
should 3 hours.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# haha!!
it tickles me!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Some terrific self criticism there :)

Arf!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
# hahaha
nice :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Excellent apology skills
BONG and the harder edges of reality are GONE...



Ning all. I've been listening to Kate Nash. Shush, her songs make me cheery.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Bong and your brain cells are gone!
/grandad blog
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Before these, you lost your head on weed
and PFFT, that was it!


FUCK OFF ADVERT. Bloody hell.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Crazy Capn Wow is losing it!

How do this morning Fae?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Have you not seen that anti weed advert then?
Ow do, squire.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Oh I see.
Is it the game show Frank one?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Noooo brain swap one.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Oh ok.
I dont remember that one. But I did just find this video which made me chuckle :)

youtube.com/watch?v=sFfBsdSbT6U
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Lovely Text Matching
well done
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Goodbreakfast all!
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.

A strong currant pulled him in.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:51, archived)
# hahaha!!
'a strong current'!
'ningles!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Let me out! Let me out!
I wanna be president :(
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)
# you can be president,
but only if you play nice!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
# BUT I DONT WANNA PLAY NICE!
/Barracks Ivesb!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# argh!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Do you have a name for this man?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# I like to call him Darkenon
destroyer of worlds.

(no, I don't know his name)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Dogbee am come to steal your Honeyz
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:20, archived)
# :)
I remember the beedog bandwagon on here. That was good. This is good also.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:21, archived)
# and
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:21, archived)
# That was one of the first sites that made me think the internet wasn't so lame after all.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:22, archived)
# oh. my. god.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:39, archived)
# That's lovely, that is.
Woo!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:21, archived)
# I saw a bee that size
at the weekend.

Honest...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:37, archived)
# *glees*


How bizarre, we have a nine poster coming to the bash!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:38, archived)
# boss is back today so hopefully he'll get the selling of my leave back rolling!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Just tell him as a b3tard you have a national duty to turn up
and he'd be actually breaking the law not to give you time off to go!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:43, archived)
# quick!
someone make a professional b3tan member card i can dazzle him with!!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)
# What do you mean have one made up?
You should already have it tattoed on your winky!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)
# i could on fit the 'b' on....
=)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)
# We'll add the 3ta
when you're in a better mood:P
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)
# going up my belly?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# haha!!
*prints*
*ticks 'day shift'*
*puts in wallet*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# ANd nazi you fascist!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)
# how dare you!
i am not a nazi!
i'm very fluffy.....
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# ^ this ^
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Yays
*ticks one and three*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# *saved and edited*
*attached to profile*

Thanks!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# argh!
bites and stings and humps your leg!

'NINGERS SEXY MOTHERS!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Possibly should have been a BEAGLE!
I'm sooo funneh.
Woo to pic BTW.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)
# It happens

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Yes, it does!


/edit: there it is! Mine only burps
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:20, archived)
# IT'S CALLED AN EXHAUST FAN AND IT'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:20, archived)
# That's what I thought.
But the smell says otherwise
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Yes it is
there are 45 bodyparts of which people should be more ashamed of
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:22, archived)
# 1. The mouth
2. The vocal chords
3. The tongue
4. The lungs
5. The cerebellum

I could continue.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Exactly
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:31, archived)
# What...
did your lungs ever do to embarrass you? I think you owe them an apology.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)
# They pushed air past my vocal chords.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:34, archived)
# Oh, yeah...
that is shitty of them.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Go on then!
NING ALL!

How are we on this fine Wednesday Morning?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)
# 'ning!
quite busy, thankyouverymuch

yourself?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Is it full of WINDows ?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:31, archived)
# QnC
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:43, archived)
# clearly a monkey and not a duck, you big liar.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:44, archived)
# ha!
i hadn't even looked to see who was on the snowboard

i think it might be Count Scrotula
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:45, archived)
# It's been a while since I've seen Srotula around these parts.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:48, archived)
# does this help?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:52, archived)
# I guess that depends on your definition of "help".
I love him, really.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)
# ah, that loveable scamp.
now i'm happy.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)
# *glees*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:59, archived)
# QUACK!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)
# the poster the poster is where it is funny
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:00, archived)
# PUT THIS IN YOUR BLOG AND SMOKE IT
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:03, archived)
# WHICH IS TO SAY: MY DICK.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:03, archived)
# TO BE PRECISE.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:04, archived)
# PRECISIONDICK IS: SMOKING.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:23, archived)
# what?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:03, archived)
# oooh
people are gonna shout at you!







btw, nice buttocks
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:04, archived)
# gone for years
and my triumphant return is to obnoxious shouting?

wtf just trying to give everyone a late night/early morning woody!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:06, archived)
# I don't mind buttocks
and at least they aren't shouting at me!

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:08, archived)
# MAYBE YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:10, archived)
# I'M SORRY PEEWEE, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:12, archived)
# MAYBE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN.
 
THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS SITE IS FOR.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:11, archived)
# link it please
too big, too rude for peeps at work.

don't make me come down there.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:06, archived)
# ahhh
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:44, archived)
# didn't make me come . . .


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)
# oh no, this cannot be

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:06, archived)
# heh.
 
reminds me a lot of the old Derek Riggs Iron Maiden album covers..
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:11, archived)
# the ballad of jimi hendrix.
milk.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:24, archived)
# I'm passing clots the size of basketballs!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# i vanish for a week to do some work and that skank's ass is what greets me?
ick.

THANK YOU, MOD! THAT WAS UGLY!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:18, archived)
# I need a bigger screen , It just won't fit dammit
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Define funny
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:23, archived)
# they are so funny sometimes
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:56, archived)
# lol.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:56, archived)
# hello
you
[waves]



[flashes underwear]
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:58, archived)
# ooh la la!
 
HELLO.
I always seem to miss you but not tonight.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:00, archived)
# indeed not!
direct hit off my starboard bow.

thar she blows!

erm....
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:07, archived)
# i have to tell you. i know how much you love ween and everything
but i just listened to z-rock hawaii and its so aggravating for me to listen to as i really like the boredoms and don't like ween as much.

it made me sad.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:59, archived)
# GOOD ALBUMS:
Pure Guava
Chocolate and cheese
The mollusc

BAD ALBUMS:
The pod
La Cucaracha
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:02, archived)
# you don't like the Pod?
I still haven't got GodWeenSatan but it has good songs on it.

also Golden Country Greats is fun, if you're in the mood.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:04, archived)
# i've really only listend to godweensatan the other albums i've heard i was pretty disinterested in.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:06, archived)
# I thought they were an inspiration of yours when I heard your first songs.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:09, archived)
# no not at all.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:11, archived)
# Ok there were a few good songs on the pod
but I think the front cover was the best bit.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:08, archived)
# I mean it was a pretty frickin sweet album cover.
It's pretty hard to live up to that kind of shit.

www.leonardcohenfiles.com/ween.jpg
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:11, archived)
# it was the first one I got so I have a few attachments to it, I guess.
 
MOLLYMOLLYMOLLYMOLLYMOLLYMOLLYMOLLYMOLLYMOLLYMOLLYMOLLYMOLLYMOLLYMOLLYMOLLYMOLLY.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:13, archived)
# Yeah, that might be why I love pure guava so much.
So many nights, staring at the ceiling with this album playing.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:15, archived)
# hmmm
no, I haven't got that one, but I'll look out for it.

I quite agree, their new stuff makes me sad too.
I find myself skipping tracks, even.
but they still kicked arse the other night playing the old stuff.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:02, archived)
# i think the problem is that i love the boredoms too much and it seems kind of ruined by them in a way.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:05, archived)
# It's just as well I didn't buy tickets
It was my cousin's stag party that I agreed to attend months ago. And already paid my money for.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:14, archived)
# oh right!
 
well I think I enjoyed the Auckland show enough for all of us.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:15, archived)
# I see you're a kiwi
how long have you lived in Bondi?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:00, archived)
# uhh.. I don't think I've even been to Bondi.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:04, archived)
# but you're from New Zealand!
Fact:
99.98 % of all people born in new zealand live in Bondi. If you don't live in Australia, how do you claim the dole?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:11, archived)
# I work at Bondi if that helps
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:07, archived)
# The Beachfront Magic Hotel?
thought so. I've got nothing against gay people as long as they don't ejaculate on me.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:18, archived)
# Do you know it?
We've probably met.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:22, archived)
# ooo lol
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:58, archived)
# PROFESSOR HOOPLAH!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:05, archived)
# YES.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:03, archived)
# Kids
are the worst
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:20, archived)
# it's all a matter of trust
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:33, archived)
# ho! ho!
what, no Ian Huntley?

that movie was great, unfortunately I've only seen a dodgy black and white torrented copy (shhh).
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:35, archived)
# certainly was
apparently, this may be what you are looking for then, allegedly. Dvd quality, allegedly, although, as I would not do anything illegal, I am not quite sure what that means.

www.mininova.org/tor/1175342
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:41, archived)
# sweet!
 
I got a friend to do it for me though, I don't peer-to-peer at work.
I seem to do just about every other fucking thing that isn't work, though.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:42, archived)
# I made one of those a few days ago and have yet to have a use for it.

I know I will soon enough. Woo and arf BTW.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:40, archived)
# elf centere?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:41, archived)
# uc o ,
n h ors o od . /;-
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:44, archived)
# so that's what JMG really looks like
 
/autocomplete
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:41, archived)
# ha ha ha
piss on dude! (literally)

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:42, archived)
# leapin' up into the air gettin' juiced up beyond belief.
 

 
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Haha! I haven't seen moshgirl in a longtime.
Also: I like this new guy.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:06, archived)
# yeah, me too.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:11, archived)
# i've seen little of him, who is he?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:20, archived)
# He is who he am.
I think he's only been on the board for a day, something that Fishcat was playing with.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:24, archived)
# no telling his origin?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:25, archived)
# A WOMB.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:27, archived)
# There should be a program that scans a picture and shows you the forum it first got posted on.
Actually, that would attract all sorts of retards to all sorts of new places.

The spread of retards is never a good thing.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:31, archived)
# WE MUST ISOLATE AND CONTAIN THEM.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:33, archived)
# THE NEXT US PRESIDENT SHOULD DECLARE A WAR ON RETARDEDS.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:34, archived)
# THAT'S THE KIND OF CHANGE OBAMAS TALKIN BOUT
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:35, archived)
# MAYBE THEY COULD BE PUT IN SOME KIND OF LABOUR CAMP.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:35, archived)
# HOW MANY MILES TO THE GALLON WOULD YOU GET ON BIOFUEL FROM AN ON-LINE GAMER'S ASS?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:39, archived)
# YOU WOULDN'T GET ENOUGH ENERGY TO POWER THE COMPUTER.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:40, archived)
# INDEED!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:46, archived)
# THEY CAN MAKE STEEL BARS FOR PRISON CELLS.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:39, archived)
# he would have to shoot himself
ah, you said next
my mistake.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)
# this always excites me in unnatural ways.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:10, archived)
# would
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Lisa Riley?


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Hahaha! Not as such.
She's known as "steelers fan"-girl.

Or was that part of the the joke too? [/;-D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)
# SHE'S STEELING MY HEART LOL
 
look at those little eyes.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:39, archived)
# god
damn you

this gets me EVERY FUCKING TIME

/wipes beer off screen
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:07, archived)
# he is jim carrey and bruce campbell's love child.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm glad he carried on for a bit
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:41, archived)
# For rapitinui

This is probably the best I can do with the source I've got.
I'll be happy to try something a bit more adventurous if you can get some decent source pics from the dvd
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:06, archived)
# awwwww
 
cheers!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:16, archived)
# AROOOOOO
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:22, archived)
# gracious!
 

 
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)
# THIS MOVIE HAS IT ALL
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:43, archived)
# EXCEPT FOR A TITLE.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)
# I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED GRAYSON KEEL.
IT SHOULD BE.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:54, archived)
# GRAYSON KEEL: A MOVIE ABOUT SASSY LASS AND SPANKING ASS.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)
# also: television idea.
Pad Thai for the homeless guy.

Film yourself giving chicken pad thai to homeless people. Don't do anything that could possibly get a negative reaction, don't bait them, just buy them a pad thai.

Only play the crazy ones in the show.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
# that Brett Michaels show "Rock of Love" is screening over here.
I've only seen ads, and the run-out (since it screens before South Park)..
but it occurred to me it would've been a more entertaining show if they'd borrowed from "Something About Miriam" for the format.

So all the contestants are (stunning) trannies, which is known to everybody except Brett Michaels.
They compete for a cash prize, and the dubious pleasure of humiliating him.
He thinks he's playing a meat market, and gets to spend the series leering over them, until..
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)
# I haven't heard of this one, is it a "the bachelor"-type show?
Either way, I'm serious about my idea. Maybe I'll do a little montage of all the happy ones during the end credits so people don't get upset.

I feel that the crucial part of my idea is that no matter what, all I'm doing is buying them a pad thai. If they blow up I might say something along the lines of "I'll leave it over here if you want it", but that's as far as I'll go.

I think I'll get some great footage.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)
# yeah, pretty much.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0965393/
Utterly objectionable sexist drivel.. but he's a pig, they're dumb skanks, and anybody who's watching it should be kicked in the nuts til they can't walk straight.

I do like your idea, too.. you could do some youtube pilots on the cheap and flog it to a network!

CONSOLATION PRIZE: SHITRAGS
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:16, archived)
# Wow, Poison!
I started to wonder to myself why I didn't remember any of their songs and then I realised: THEIR SONGS WERE PRETTY FORGETTABLE.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:18, archived)
# TALK DIRTY TO ME, GRONKPAN.
 
I think they're only plugging that show because Poison are playing in Wellington in a couple of weeks.
TWENTY YEARS TOO LATE.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:30, archived)
# Every time I think of Poison, I see that Alice Cooper picture below and think of his song called poison.
WHICH WAS A PRETTY PISSPOOR SONG.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:33, archived)
# if it helps, there's also a Wonderstuff song called "Poison" on their first album.
 
it's also not that good.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:36, archived)
# heh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nG4mf9StYI

I don't know what the line-up for this clip is.
Martin was already dead..
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:52, archived)
# IT STILL MANAGES TO BE MORE MEMORABLE THAN ANYTHING RELEASED BY POISON.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:37, archived)
# I could mention "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" but then I'd have to shoot myself.
 
OH SHIT
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:37, archived)
# I THOUGHT THAT WAS GUNS AND ROSES
OH GOD I SUCK AT MY 80s ROCK.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)
# If I ever happen to meet Axl, I will totally be like, oh hey didn't you write that song? Every Rose Has Its Thorn?
 
then I'll kick him right in the fucking nuts.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:40, archived)
# You'd be better off kicking first and asking questions later.
He'll probably get you first if you don't.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:42, archived)
# also I just bid on coloured vinyl singles of "Baby Fratelli", "Chelsea Dagger", and "Henrietta" from the U.K.
'cause they're really hard to get here and I want the b-sides.

I ONLY WENT ON E-BAY TO GET THAT CD SINGLE OF "FIRE UP THE SHOESHAW" BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:34, archived)
# Lionrock!
There's someone I haven't listened to in a while THAT I'D ACTUALLY LIKE TO LISTEN TO AGAIN.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:43, archived)
# "Shoeshaw" is pretty much my favourite track from "Instinct for Detection".
so when I found out there were other mixes, woah Nelly!

Also I had a really strange time once lying on a bathroom floor out of my skull on mushrooms with "City Delirious" on repeat.
In retrospect that was kinda scary.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:55, archived)
# I once bought a moonrock cd by mistake once when I was dazed and confused.
I wasn't completely disappointed.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:00, archived)
# interesting.
www.discogs.com/release/745690

in the mid to late 90s a friend and I would sift through piles of dodgy techno looking for the hardest, nastiest things we could find..
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:08, archived)
# One of the first albums I ever bought was thunderdome 4.
We used to inhale nitrous oxide and mong out to it.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:13, archived)
# I liked the Mokum Records "FUCKING HARDCORE" compilation series.
 
still play 'em from time to time.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:19, archived)
# It's kinda fun seeing what hardcore artists are doing these days
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:32, archived)
# Top stuff!
Never seen Kylie looking so HOT! C];0)


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:24, archived)
# This is great :)
The highlights really bring it to life.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:44, archived)
# MSPaintastic!
C];0)

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)
# Nice!
You've done the eyes really well.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:47, archived)
# Cor!
You don't mean that . . . OR YOU'D'VE SAID IT IN CAPS!!

hehehe! Cheers! get the eyes right and and you can wing the rest . . .

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:55, archived)
# THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN CAPITAL LETTERS.
Not much, but there's still a bit.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)
# mostly cheese!
bitey!

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:00, archived)
# I SHOULD ALSO ADD THAT I TOO THINK THAT PICTURE IS PRETTY FREAKING AWESOME.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:31, archived)
# gleeeeeeeee!
thankles

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:34, archived)
# riffin'


(my first Brandow!)

and great Cooper - I saw him live back in teh late 70z
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:49, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhhahhhaaaaaaaahhhahhah!
 
oh, my.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:56, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhhahhhaaaaaaaahhhahhah!
THIS!


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 8:57, archived)
# WHO IS JON F. RATELLI?
IS HE A SONGER?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:27, archived)
# Dunno what their advertising....

but it sure looks exciting!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)
# heh.
I don't know that cutting things up and putting them on a stick constitutes a recipe.

it's more like.. dissection
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:10, archived)
# *cuts frog up*

*sticks*

*passes to Rap*

eat up . . . FOR IT'S FROGONNASTICK TIEM!


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:42, archived)
# mmm.. frog and peach kebab.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:42, archived)
# no, no, no peach for you . . .
Sir Arthur Streebgreebling

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:44, archived)
# Are you ill sir?
I don't think I've ever seen you outside 9-5 hours.

Loved your odd fish episode yesterday. :-D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:49, archived)
# Just put today's up
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:55, archived)
# woo fucking yeah
*nods* cheers!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:57, archived)
# The link to your site in your profile
doesn't work.

You've mistyped the word 'awkward'
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:57, archived)
#
it's a tricky word to get right :(
Thank you though!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:59, archived)
# And thank you for liking my simple style
particularly with the seemingly infinitely complex Lovecraft. I spent ages trying to capture him before... giving up. :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:01, archived)
# And congrats to you too.
I loved the joke and drawing style.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo! Spesh! Ul!

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:26, archived)
# I saw.
I giggled.

You have created something which puts a smile on my face.
Thank you.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Welcome, you are.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:59, archived)
# I Yam ill, thanks for caring
I have a wretched cough (on and off for several months) and it wakes me up

Cheers for the luly odd-fish comments, there's another from me later in the week

gleeeeee!

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:25, archived)
# haha
poor ryan's gonna get mocked at his 21st birthday do
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:44, archived)
# I just remembered trickstar's ONE OF US.
 
Eight posts in four years, champion lurking!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:02, archived)
# seems like
gary glitter's kind of thing...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)
# OH SHIT, DID I LEAVE THE GAS ON?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)
# YES.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:17, archived)
# NO, THAT'S MY NATURAL ODOUR.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:19, archived)
# IT SMELLS LIKE GAS AND CORPSES IN HERE.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)
# That was me!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:51, archived)
# I FOUND YOU!


Also, lovely, as usual.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:17, archived)
# ...should i dance with these cats?...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:24, archived)
# yay lazercats!
have a pearoast (with some poor spelling)

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
# DISCOKATZ!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:25, archived)
# naturlich, wie immer!
 
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Speed Core ftw
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Rub her gloves . . .
ED: I found a hidden mouth in a chin from one of your earlier images . . .
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:27, archived)
# NYOM NYOM NYOM
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)
# DINOSAURS ARE NICE
SHUT UP. THEY ARE NICE AND ADORABLE.

-A DINOSAUR
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)
# OH HAI DIANOSOR
DID YOU TYPE THIS WITH YOUR TINY FUCKING ARMS LOL YOU SUCK
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)
# OH HAI!
I HAS TINY ARMS BUT SHIT THE FUCK UP. I IS NICE DINOSAUR BUT I WILL STEP ON YOU.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)
# LOL
FAILOSAURUS
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)
# NO
I AM TREX.

RAWR!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:40, archived)
# DEAR SAM STOP WHERE ARE YOU STOP IT HAS BEEN YEARS STOP
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I AM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO:
Earth Floor by Michael Brook

Edit: My new speakers are finally sorted out and they are awesome
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT YOUR NEW MOUSE?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:51, archived)
# I HAVE WRITTEN TO ROBERT WHO IS THE MANAGER OF THIS WEBNET
HE IS GOING TO GUIDE ME IN THE USE OF THE UNFRIEND FUNCTION AND WHEN HE DOES YOU WILL ALL SERIOUSLY FUCKING PAY I SERIOUSLY REALLY FUCKING MEAN IT THIS TIME
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:55, archived)
# ROBERT FORWARDED ME YOUR EMAILS
WE'RE HAVING A REALLY FUNNY MSN CONVERSATION ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:57, archived)
# I AM IGNORING: BOTH OF YOU FUCKS
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:58, archived)
# but not really.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:00, archived)
# I felt bad typing that it was a mean thing to say.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:04, archived)
# I LIKE IT WHEN NICE PEOPLE ARE NICE
IT'S JUST NICER. WHY CAN'T EVERYONE JUST BE NICE.
OMFG GRONKPAN SUCKS.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)
# OH GOD I'M SO SORRY PLEASE DON'T BE LIKE THIS
I JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN. I SEEN NOW THAT THIS FUN WAS AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS AND I AM TRULY REMORSEFUL.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:45, archived)
# also I was going to ask
whether you may interested in making a picture of Jon Fratelli sometime but I can't see a decent source picture in google images.

but if you see one you like then that would be pretty awesome ashally
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:55, archived)
# I'll take a look :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:57, archived)
# you've already seen my 'effort'.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:02, archived)
# Yeah
I really like that :)
I'm not having much luck with a decent source pic but that doesn't mean it's necessarily a bust, I may be able to do something with one of these.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)
# there are some great closeups on the DVD.
 
mayhap I'll bring it in and take screen captures.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:21, archived)
# That's a great idea.
I'm working on one now but I'm not sure where it will go at this stage.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Carrryy on our wayyywarddd sonnnn.
There'll be peace when you are gooonnne.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:00, archived)
# COR!
She has TWO racks of ribs! Woo!

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:40, archived)

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