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# I could do these all day!..But I won't ....well not all day.....
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Yes, but that's regular behaviour for a tramp

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# But he's smaller!!!!!!!




(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# and you know why...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# hehe!


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# easier for stomping i guess
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# yay
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# /
Thats a whole new level
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Would

* Contains a lie
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# He's starving.
Even I'd give him money and I'm a tight arsed bastard.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# The music world isn't working for Iggy Pop
Is it now?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# this subject intentionally left blank
COOL
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# i recognise that source image
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] In all good computer stores...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I disagree.
In all bad computer stores. They're like, crap, dude.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# My XPS hasn't let me down yet
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# dude!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Damn it.
It's obviously faulty. Send it back for a broken one.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I shall do at once
a working model may void the warranty
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I've had not a single problem with mine in 3 years
perhaps I should try switching it on
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ahem
He who DELLS, wins
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# He's rolling in his grave...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# that has clearly been covered over with a spell of misdirection
and is clearly a +1 amulet of the stroke.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Pfft
Ning
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Haha!
This make sense to me.
Well. it does after the explanation further down the board.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Haha
He needed a +4 Paddles of Defibrilation
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Have a Turkiraffe
Turkiraffe

I am a sickling, what the flaps are you lot doing on the minternet on a work day!

Also look at this porn i found whilst looking for source www.giraffes.org/amorous.html
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# You coming to the London meet?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# when?
checks: wednesday, that's today. I am sick bleh. Sorry
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# May 31st.
Get in quick, I don't know how much space is left at ghosties- this one is going to be HUGE.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# aaah
right, if i've got a job I'm in!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Well check the calendar page
as space for sleepage is getting tight beyond belief.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# sky hooks are the answer!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# If only I wasn't in stupid old South East Asia then
grrr
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I thought you were in Argentina?
are you on the run?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I fly on the 23rd
Buenos Aires > Chicago > Tokyo > Singapore > Bangkok

life's a drag :(
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Fucking South East Asia.
I demand they give you back for the night.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It's still possible but unlikely
I'm back in June for a couple of weeks though
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# yeah
If only London had at least ONE hotel . . .


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Aye, but they're expensive and not full of b3tans in their jimjams.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hahahah
^this
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *makes dirty comment
about sleeping in tight spaces*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Plus you've got to come.
Who else am I going to smoke with?

edit: speaking of which, ciggy time.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *thinks about fags
*coughs up things
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# cor, even Micto is coming
there shall be funs
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# He's not, he's a dirty tease.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I'm coming
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# You're a dirty tease as well.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
true
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# the git
we can have all the funs without him
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# how fucking awkward does that look?
God was on some fucked up drugs when he came up with giraffes
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha this is irredeemably comical
some of us get b3ta at work cos otherwise we'd be too productive and would have to be paid lots
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# s'abloodyoutrage!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# dloading God Of War for the psp....
....I've said too much

Ammm....Facebook?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# LEAP GIRAFFEESES!
Yay for giraffurkeys! :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Cor
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hi you!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# hi
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Crazy!
I must have non-directional greeting disease.

Again.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Hello!
*fluffs*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *enjoys fluff*

Hey - have you seen my excellent photo/social website, chortleberry.com? Huh?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I have now!
I shall sign up when I get back from town. For now I must pootle off.

*pootles*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *waves*


*like a loon*


*wanders off to dine*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Ooh.
You should see this I stumbled across whilst innocently looking for images of catheters.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *splutter*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I'm no nurse (I'm in fact a doctor),
but I think those catheters are going in the wrong hole.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# can i do dr dr jokes?
dr dr i think i'm a moth...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# what are you doing in here?
this is a shoe shop..
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I know but the light was on :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# There is no such thing as innocently looking for images on the internet
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# feck!
You could have put a NSFW on that link?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# blimey you made me think i'd got instant cataracts then, i had to look out the window
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# shut it you slag
it's seamless and not blurry or crap or a rushed job because i just wanted to legitimize going on the internet and complain about lergies :-)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# CATARACTS?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS!?


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I am sick too!
Well, "resting" my pulled muscle.I should be back at work tomorrow,then it's my day off friday!!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# the love muscle?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# i use b3ta to skive at work.
like most people.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# don't mention the W word!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Recycling for dummies
careful now...

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# FUCKIN'......LIKE.........FUCKIN'.........WHOOPSY EH?
LOL!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Oh dear...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Charlie Brown over there has obviously noticed this too.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# HAHA
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ha ha i see him now
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# It all ends up in the same boat to China
where they turn it into human rights violations (or something)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# dummies you say?
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation
please may i direct you to the FAQ regarding file sizes (found at the top of the page)
lol @ the image though (if a little big)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# recycle your large jpgs here
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I'd like to recycle the 100k of my internet you just stole into something worth 100k.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Old habits die hard (despite my vow to change my ways)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# ha ha ha i love how a 100kb image is complained about by a 200kb animation :p
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Me too.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# i'd call it the internet
:)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I have a pic of mongys arse if you are interested?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# actually... no no...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# going chaep mate!
come on!
you know you want to
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# but but but
i'm not in the mood for arses
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# just try one mate
I can guarantee you'll be back for more next week
you'll love it so much!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# No problem...
...just put the yellow pages on the right hand side of the skip.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# that would be great if it said Jebus Chist
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# how about "Bejesus"?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Bejebuz chist!
Yea!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# WHO YA GONNA CALL?


link it, you muppet
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Put my mind at rest, b3ta
Do these people look too clipart?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# They look fine to me
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hello big fella
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# How are you Bilbo?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# fine and dandy sir
fine and dandy


yuo?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Not bad
Just getting over a hangover after celebrating another trip around the sun
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Oh I like them!
They've got that deco quality to them, you know what I mean (please).
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# it was my IBS
i've had a sammidge and a 'nana and i did a massive axl and now i feel fine
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# lol you britishers and your ibs
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# axl?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# axl foley = toley
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I just thought
Axl Rose = shit. He must mean shit.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# haha your one's better
well toley = shit
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You and your funny words.
Like lozofezecs. Cannae be changed, apparently.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# lozofezecs?
not heard that one yah crazy bam
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *dances* I don't care if you come round here
I've got beer and a sideboard.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *hurls rocks*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# hahahaha
+50
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# ;-)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I hear you, ta :)
They're supposed to look kind of retro kitsch. At least thats what I've been asked.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Definitely fitting the brief, then.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# aye
to me, they're like a cross between Miró, Lowry and Stanley Spencer, if you can imagine such a thing
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *explodes*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# To look like clipart, they need to have badly drawn faces and a male dancer.
You've failed.
:D

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# They all look so ANGRY!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Wouldn't you be?
Look at him, hogging the limelight!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# deco?



(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I still adore this.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# HONK HONK!


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I think you should dress up like Toad of Toad Hall.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Dont make me repost....
Photobucket
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ooh
i like that

it's like a 1940's train travel ad
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Thats exactly what it's nicked from
/dirty thief
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# should have known
bloody...erm....people from where you're from



KIDDERMINSTERIANS!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Mama.
This is gorgeous too.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# COR!
I missed thatun! WOO!



(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Ace
Very Jeeves & Wooster
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Has the one in the back chair got squashed by a cheat commando?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# a who now?


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# From Homestar Runner.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# oh ok
no it's a newspaper C];0)


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I know what you mean.
He had a pretty quiet game for Barca last night but he's surely one of the best attacking midfielders in the world at the moment, as SSS's image beautifully illustrates.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Bloooody hell.
Not more football loving chappage.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# You're the one who brought Deco into it!
:)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I have no idea what you're referring to
Ignorance = bliss.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Deco is an angry little chap
who plays football for barcelona.

touching him in the slightest manner causes his skin to
be in exquisite agony for exactly 27 seconds
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I couldn't play football.
I don't know how you lot don't just start beating each other.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# dunno, maybe
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# yeah
they're totally shit





not really, they're lovely
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Alright fucker
Hows tricks?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# fantastic
how's yourself?

i was looking through your flickr stuff the other day.

lots of pics of your face i noticed, so much for the "never been seen b3tan" club





cunt
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Blame the 365 project
Which I failed miserably at. Ho hum.

I'm grand ta, and shockingly busy. Hows marriage?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# same as it was before really
except with more giggling from her cos she's called "mrs"

what's causing this shocking busyness?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# College and other projects
And this terrible thing called a social life which seems to be taking up a lot of my cash. I'm starting to resent it a little
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# social life?
nope, not heard of one of them.

are they good?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Alright
Very time consuming
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# naw
too clean to be clipart
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Ha
Thank fuck.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Mmm, skinny girls...
Nope, don't look like clip art to me.

That would make a great party invitation (not that I have seen a party invitation for a while).
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I want to kill them all
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# nope!
they look loverly!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# no, they're lully!
they're lully!

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# dey phunkeh :)
and seem a good cue to pea this:
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# FILTH
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# you like it then :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Now they do
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Perfect!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Beautiful!
Clipart?
Not unless clipart got good!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Looks like some kinda disco!
*puts on platform boots and dances badly*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I like how you all use the words I'm trying to convey
Awesome.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# huzzah!
:D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Nope
I like em.

They look pleasantly internetty and matisse-y.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Two words...
banana exzema
Woo!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *peels and scratches*



(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Not at all
and the one on the left has just given me the horn
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Ace
Fwap on
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Not entirely, no
ashally, they're quite nice
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Oh Nos..!


Click for bigger (90KB)

De-RIS news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7276943.stm


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha!!
*drools*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# *Mops...
How are you doing mate..
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# i is all the good!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I suspect the ring-leader is in the back row...

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha!!
that looks ace!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# :D
Reminds me of when we had our class photos at school.

'TOM GET THAT FINGER OUT OF YOUR NOSE, SEBASTIAN STOP GIGGLING' etc.

Nicely done!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# who's sebastian stom?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# *whistles*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Looks worryingly like my brothers girlfriends mum...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Second from left at the top looks very like my aunt.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahaaa
is this from Wisconsin Death Trip?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# There ^

That's the bitch that ran off with my Spang-Handle!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I spent AAAAAGES doing this tat!



(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# but they don't really tesselate...
EDIT: how rude of me, it is woo, but my inner pedant is ruling the roost today.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Assume no overlap
ASSUME IT!!!! *shakes fist*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# please feel free to do far better
in much less time . . .


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# sorry dave!!
didn't mean to offend, the joke's wonderful...it just doesn't work...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *slaps*
'sok


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Tis very good!



(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Ha ha !
In order for this to completely work, you will now have to repost it daily.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# never a problem . . .
C];0)


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I'll see your tess and raise you a cat
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# LOLTRAMPS
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# he must be an amateur loltramp
cos he's managed not to piss down his trousers
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# You should see him from behind...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Wheres that tramp with the pimped out gold shopping trolley gone?
he is living homeless in style!
If they had the internet on the streets, i'd move out
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i think brighton has free outdoor wi-fi
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Right thats it
*moves*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# i need to change chairs with the boss for just that reason!
=D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Go in the corner, like a proper animal
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# in a similar vein...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# The mage in my party will bring him back as a zombie.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I know he died
but I have now Idea who he is!
Then I clicked the link!!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Only the greatest man who invented the greatest game ever!
/May be lying. May have never played said game or heard of him until today. Also; hello!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# HEEELLLO!
I played it,I think I was about 12!
It was braw!

How the devil are you (two)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# My life is getting a little too exciting.
I may have to go find some valium to calm it down. How about you?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Same old same old!
Nothing really changes!
*shrugs*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Except all these new fangled features.
Talking of which, I'm almost 4 years old and 20,000 posts. Rubbish.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I did 20k last week!



(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I'll never get to 20k.
I only came on here to participate in some underhand nepotism.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Not yet.
You never did question my reluctance to answer your calls on the 29th.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Bet you played football at school.
And went out with girls.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# No!
and NO!!! :(
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Is 23 a bad age to start playing that game?
I'd really like to have go now.

I also love his last name. Truly a king of nerdom.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# No, I'm 26 and still love D&D,
and most rpgs.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# According to the song "What's my age?" by Blink 182
"nobody likes you when you're 23"

So perhaps it's a great time to start D&D.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# apparently no-one likes you if you listen to Blink 182
:)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Well obviously
tsk
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I find more truth in this statemet
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# is 34 a bad age to still be playing it?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Roll 2d6
1-3 Yes
4-7 Maybe
8-12 No
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# !

How the devil are you chap?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Good ta my Netherlandic friend.
I always thought "Netherlands" sounds like a high fantasy place, ruled over by the Netherlord and his legions of daemonic Netherbeasts.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *steals ideas for a book*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Stealing for books?
Not drugs?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I'm in a writing mood but have no motivation.
Books are better than drugs*



*may not be entirely true.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# It is.

And I sometimes have similar thoughts. Until I look out of the window.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Hahah!!
Excellent. Good to see you around.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ha.
Saving throw: failed.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Lolcats are passe, LolTramps are the new black



Well, I thought it was funny anyway
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ROFFLEDOGS!


It's all shit, mate ;)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Fail Dogs are the New Lol cat
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# NO!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# i'd like to see more loltramps
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I had some bird from "Chonna" add me to myspcae the other day
so I dare say I can supply enough source images for the board very shortly.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Okey dokey skip
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# ta
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# He won't get much of a suntan the way he's clothed
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# He doesn't want to burn!
He's a tramp, he can't go round saying "50p for some suncream" can he!?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# It'd be a very plausible story
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# That tramp gets a lot of press
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# that bird out of Roxette has really let herself go
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Amy Winehouse is looking better after rehab!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# very good
now kiss it
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Dad?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# He loves it really
He's just looking dissatisfied for the gathered press.

"I could take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower"
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Racist baby lol!


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Right, somehow I didn't see that coming...
Shame on me.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Greatest, my arse
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# haha!~
I read that as 'greases'.
But then I would.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Sprrrrrooooiiiinnnnng! Bif!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# 'ning!
TJ: ARGH! PACKING ANGST! PACKING ANGST!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# just throw everything away
and start from scratch when you get there
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# LOL
not enough time to take it all to the tip.

tomorrow i will be without internets for an undetermined amount of time :O
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# just pile it in the road and set fire to it.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# nooooooooooooo my luvly stuphs!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Store some internets in some old tupperware baskets
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# good idea
other idea - hope neighbours have unsecured wireless :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# excellent idea!
=D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# where are you going?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# moving haus tomorrow
just a mile across town, to a bigger place
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Well, your arse *is* the greatest
no matter what you say
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# aww....
*blushes*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# haha!!
hyper extendo boxing glove!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Go on! FINISH HIM!
:D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
bosh!
'ave it.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# pfffffffffffft
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hahahah
they'll be there in a jiffy
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Letters think about that post.



(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# this sort of thing should be stamped out
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# a genuine chortle there :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# haha
outstanding
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
God bless Marvin Acme
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# What a reach!!!
Woo
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Topical
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Wheeeee!
Puppies love being thrown.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# They like to be Tossed-Off as well...

* High buildings that is
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# They'll always land on their feet.
Or back.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# 17 feet!!
very good mr president..
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I really hope it wasn't real.
Also: needs more Lindy England.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Haha!



(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# If only I knew....
I would not have criticised him so much
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Hello... it's the sweary man.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# she looks cute
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# haha!
isn't that jamie olivers tongue?!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# They're both Jamie Oliver's tongues.
He has several.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# =D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Too small to be Jamie Olivers.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# That lamb is begging for it
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# the dirty little slut
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Fish fondling,
Snapper lapper!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# They looks so happy with eachother
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# That ¬
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# TOAC!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Text On A Cunt?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Yep.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# It was Snuffkin I always forgot the name of
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Coffee in keyboard moment

Thanks
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Brill
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Would.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# when did the moomins stop being carboard cutouts
and start being cartoons?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# IN THE FUTURE
early 90s
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# the only kids tv I watched in the early 90s
was Dungeons and Dragons, and the Raccoons.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# that was the 80s wasn't it?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# meh
probably. Early 90s I was a levelling and uniing, so really there was a lot more richard and judy than anything else.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# i like your sig
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I like my icon
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# if only people realised how nice i am
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# i will tell them
i will tell them ALL!!!!!!!!

what should I do now, oh master?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# i wouldn't worry, most of them are cunts
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I am!
110% cunt.

Or was it Yorkshireman? I get confused.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Lock them in the cellar until they do.
Works for me.

Sometimes they cry, though.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# is it you that has that little girl from yorkshire?
her mother's looking for her, you know.

Ten quid says the stepdad's a raging paedo and he's done her in.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# It's a secret I've been trying to keep
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# the amount of threats i've recieved has put me off b3ta bashes
:(
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I hope you mean from /talkers
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# all of b3ta, people want to hurt my face off
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# If only they got to know you
they would beg for you to fuck theirs off.
you sexy cunt
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# haha, you sexy fool
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# overproof rum always makes me sexy
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# name and shame!
/The Sun blog
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Name, shame, blame and maim
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Get your ass to Mars
I mean Earls Court in May
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# no way
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I hope you're joking
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# there's stopmotion ones as well
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# When they realised the deep emotional trauma they were causing.
Very odd, but perhaps if more kids were scared of Moomins nowadays, we wouldn't have all this hoody culture I read about in the Daily Mail.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
exemplary observationalism.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# pfft!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# :D
You can add Rumer Willis to that as well:

www.stuff.co.nz/images/341950.jpg

CHIN.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# nah
her's tapers a little bit
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# A little bit.
The teeniest, tiniest bit that you ever did see.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# my mrs says that all the time
it was the blah blah blah you ever did see
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# It's because we are both lovely, lovely ladies.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# sugar and spice and all things nice
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# :D *dusts self with cinnamon*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# but she's a contender
but i'd rather put her forward for the lead role in Boys Don't Cry 2: Desperate Dan's Don't Cry.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Haha, you fiend.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# fuck me that's one scary looking bird
isn't she shagging orlando bloom these days?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Someone's got to.
Personally I wouldn't. NO.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# me neither
but then, i have very odd taste in men.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Apparently I do as well.
Bollocks do I. I have ACE taste in men.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I have ace taste in bollocks
now, that would make a great random quote.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# :D *fingers crossed*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# she looks just like her mother
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Yes, just in a very odd way.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# true
funny how they turn out
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I look mostly like my dad.
If you took my dad's features and colouring and put them on my mum's frame you'd get me.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# she is exactly what you'd expect
from her mum and dad cross polinating
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I wish I could cross polinate with her dad.
Well, her dad circa 1993.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# She is the perfect photo mash of Bruce And Demi!!!
But in real life!!!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Who
Supplied the HUGE chin though?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# haha rumer looks like owen wilson there.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha
WooH...: )
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# She got a big face
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# pffft!
was just about to post the same thing.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Stouffer ftw!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# what a munter
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I dont get it
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Pay more attention to your personal hygiene.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# kelly osbourne is a big fat mess
the moomins was a wierd book/cartoon made by foreign folks
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# so am I
but you dont see anyone doing photoshops of me now DO YOU!!!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# i will
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# i love you
Edit: anything but the ambulance photo please.
AAAAAAAAARGH!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Snuffkin isn't
actually a Moomin - sorry :(

/watched it a lot as a child.

How rude of me: Woo!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# like it matters for the sake of the joke
besides, maybe I'm simply refering to the TV show title and not the made up species?! :p
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# FOR FUCKS SAKE
CAN'T YOU GET ANYTHING RIGHT?
;)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Haha
*click*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# i have a pappa moomin i got in a box of candy somewhere.
that's really all i can contribute to this thread.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Fucking spot on!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Dear god!
:D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Although I am trying and failing to work out if you've altered her picture or not...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# No then
Urgh.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha
I all seems so obvious now
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
ftw
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Stevie Wonder walks into a bar and says:
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hell yeah!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Hurrah!
for swans into seamhorses. Which this is. Honest. The effect is somewhat enhanced if you stand on your head and view it through night-vision goggles with the crap filters set to max. Or just close your eyes. And imagine.


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Ooooh this is good.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Very clever :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# That's so nice it makes me want to hunt you down like an animal and steal your talent.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
#
talent

Filters
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Good God!
Talent?! Arf! Lest you know not of it, there is a nice little programme called Sqirlz reflect which does this for you. Mostly. Get it free here -

www.xiberpix.net/SqirlzReflect.html

:)

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# ooh - I've got one picture on my bedroom wall
and that's it :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Cocks


A bit off topic, but I felt I had to release some pent up rage when I heard Hilary Clinton's irritating whine on the radio this morning.

I like the look of horror on her face, it's really satisfying.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Kirk can't believe it!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Kirk loves it
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Uhm, okay.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# i would
then chelsea
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# really?
in that order?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# yeah, chelsea can suck her mums scent off me
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# very practical
I would go hilary's mouth, chelsea's arse, chelsea's mouth, hilary's arse, chelsea's arse, hilary's arse, chelsea's mouth.

and if I had any left I'd probably go for hilary's arse again.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Why not finish off with Bill's arse?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# nah
he's just the fluffer.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# 3 out of 4 primaries.
I reckon she's going to win. America'd rather go bird than black.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# More fool them I say
I'd rather have Bush do another term than have a myopic sexpest enabler*

*may contain traces of exaggeration - I'd rather have anyone but Bush
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Oh I liked Bill Clinton.
Although I am a sucker for a saxamaphone.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# the bill clinton family guy episode is ace
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I was just thinking of that song.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Hahaha
That's what Monica said.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *enthusiastically trombones*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# rusty?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I read that last sentence as 'anyone but beth'
I nearly cried.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Damn! Did I make a typo?
I did mean to say b3th... :P
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# up yours cockweasle!
or something...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

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