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[challenge entry] TOAP.

(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# :D
the hands are particularly horrific
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I know. They were
Archie's addition. I'm afraid the gimp mask is my only effort.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# In photoshop just as it is in the bedroom.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# And dildo?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# someone else's again
I'm not sure. I just caught the end of a five minute shopfest this afternoon and as usual, I joined in and it all stopped ;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# It is quite amazing how a smile can be turned into a sneer with the addititon of a gimp mask.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# This is true.
A bloke in the office claimed he bought one for his girlfriend for Valentine's. This turned into immediate laughter!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Oh dear. Goatse hands.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I love all of these
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# the hands the hands!!!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# teh goatse!
lolzorses!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Pffffft!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Ahaha!
Wonderful.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha

hello again mister master
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Heil b3ta!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# YOU!
WOO!
Hello.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I MUST KNOW THE ORIGIN OF THIS GUY NOW!

peoples
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# THIS IS THE CULT THAT IS NOOBMASTER.
HE. IS. FUCKING. AWESOME.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# That's NoobMaster
I believe

(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I know what he is but I want to know
the origin of him.

was it a noob that posted a pic of himself on /board?
was it someone's colleague?
Is it really our true lord and saviour and you lot are going to hell?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# yes
he posted his picture
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# thank you wise one
funny thing is, he looks like my ex's new hubby.
And before you jump on the assumption wagon.
She lowered her standards alot.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I'd choose noobmaster over you.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I believe
that it was the first post the guy who started this thread made. Kind of a "Hello B3ta! I've clearly not been watching this site long enough to realise that posting this picture of me waving a B3ta flag and sticking my thumb up will start a bandwagon."

He may also be Jesus though. This is quite possibly true.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Just because I have nothing else better to do:
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# haha
as i posted it i looked at it and thought "err, should have made it an invisible background"
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Well, fret no more! Your local friend head-doctor has given you yor icon WITH transparent background AND a nice white outline!
Wang-doodley!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# thank you :)
i've pinched it. someone else made the frog in the first place and unfortunately i can't remember who, then i added the little flag, then you made it transparent. a true b3ta collaboration :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# hehe
the thing you were looking for was 'matte' as you saved it. The default matte is white, you need to change it to none. Badabing, no more fringe.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# hello
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# WAHEY!
g'day mate:)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# just taken me an age to find this
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# hahahahaa
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# this just had to be done
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# So did this shonky effort
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# i can't find my SmUGosaurs picture anywheres :(
so have this instead
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Awesome
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# lawl!
excellent!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# hzhzhz!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# haha
an acceptable substitute
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# hahahahaaa!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Haha.
That got me making audibles you loon.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# YAY!!!!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# ouch
save it as a gif or a png next time -- it will feel a bit less like someone's sandpapering my precious eyes

which sounds horrible and nasty but is actually meant as friendly advice :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# i will never understand this text on a picture thing
i have many many front pages on b3ta with just a funny gag with none or next to none shopping required
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# yes, but you're mongychops
so of course that happens.

Duh.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# It's the nazis!
They need to moan about something!!
My latest Fp was ultimate toap!!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# So long as it's funny, noone seems to mind.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Woah
now thats a tasty burger
wooyay!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# ^MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING^
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Maybe over the weekend.
That's all my proper photoshop energy gone for the night.
Shitty animations from here on in.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# fucker! you just pushed my nude Luann down the page a bit
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Take that, you bitch.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Tigoater!
Woo!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# nicely!
woo!

minor TJ: watching 30 days of night, it is satisfyingly brutal so far.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I'm not normally a fan of that
genre of stuff. But I enjoyed it.

I watched Hero Wanted last night. I'm still not sure if it was any good or just out to confuse me.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Is that the robbery/revenge thing
with ray liotta/cuba gooding jnr? Saw trailers and didn't fancy it much. Saw Juno recently and was pleasantly suprised that I enjoyed it.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Yes
It is the same film ( I'd enjoy Liotta much more if he was not so bloody plastic ) It was ok, but a bit too expectant of the viewer to accept some absurdity.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Yay
most terrible of the Bovidae
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# The Horn
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# nice work
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# gotta love a good animash
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# This one worked out pretty well.
Think I wore out my sponge and burn tools, though.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I'm seriously rather impressed though
My repeated attempts at animashing have generally been a bit shoddy. I'd never try something like that.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Cheers, there's a bigger version here if you're interested.
www.b3tards.com/u/9601c0ac10985d66277a/gigerbig.jpg
The colour matching just happened to turn out well this time, helped by taking eyedrops from the colour you're trying to match.
and the stripes aren't too tricky with some burn and sponge.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# absolutely interested
looking good to me. i'm going to start a collection of b3tan's animashes to force me to improve :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# aw that is cute
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I finally got around to finishing this wing! :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Oooh!
That's quite le awesome!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Thanks :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# ^.^

*pounces* Hello!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Hello!
How are you today?
Still no letter?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I am lovely.
^.^
I had a pretty normal day, though. We played with microphones in IVTN.
Not yet. Don't know if we've gotten the mail yet today, though.
And how be you?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I am good :D
Here's what I did in my art exam:
#1
#2
#3
#4
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# you did art with a pc?
thats cheating
(i like 4 best)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# How the fuck is it cheating?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# techonology is not art
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Lies.
I used up so much of my free time setting it up, I used Ms acciDent's laptop and my own graphics tablet :P
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Seriously, wtf?!
your art exam was on a pc?!

FUCKING HELL!

Your teacher should be taken out and shot. Art is paint, paper, canvas, mixed media.

Once you know how they work, then you can try packages like Corel Painter to play with the fake version.

Cock on a bike, art lessons without hands on experience is like a degree course in pissing in the wind.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# this ^
lol "cock on a bike"
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# OI
I'll have you know I got a 2:2 in pissing in the wind!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Nah.
It still took five hours to even START getting somewhere with what I'm doing.
I made some trees in various styles, I'm going to photomanipulate my arm again for the next part of the exam, and maybe some more stuff, and I'm putting it on a bank in front of an eclipse.
So it still has the ClanSoul water + planets in it.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# hmm
i do not agree with this form of art
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# "digital art"
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# maybe
but its not right to do for a school gsceses! or Alevels or anything like that
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Oooh
I likes them. ^.^

I has to go (to the grocery store of course) but I'll be back. *hugs* Bye, dear.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Ok! :)
*hugs*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# finished? it's still got some holes in it!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# new Clansoul with wings
for when something something about periods
thats rather woo :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah!!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# "For when your period is releasing the unknown"
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Yes!!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# That sounded far too enthusiastic.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# or like you just did a sex wee
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Both
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# now do the thighs and breast
make it a meal deal
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Lovely stuff Mr Soul!
My initial reaction was 'needs more beer'
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# oooh that's looking awesome :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Clawing !
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] too topical?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# just right
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!!!
LOVELY!~
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I don't get it, and it's very long and thin, and it's pushed my awesome thing I spent hours on down the board where nobody can see it.
I hate you.

I hate this compo.

So fucking much.

edit: only joking, not really!

edit2: maybe slightly not-joking then.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# you need to take your Friday night Ritalin
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I haven't taken my ritalin for weeks
it makes me get angry and stare at walls.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I'm just bitter
because I spent hours and hours on something, and it was buried in seconds.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# grow some balls
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# it's still on the front page, what are you on about?!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
cruel, but fair
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# These things happen.
It's still on the board, everyone will see it.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# s'pose...
*shuffles feet*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# grow some balls
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Exactly.
The board only accepts this kind of behaviour from an attractive female.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# or a boy in women's clothes
what happe=ned to that sexy fucker anyway?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# *puts on a dress*
hai :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# oh man he was hot
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Law 1 of teh interwebs
Women get away with anything they want.


Law 2 of teh interwebs: Half the "women" online are called Brian and are fat, unshaven, 40, and masturbating right at this moment.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# wrong, I was inbetween masturbation sessions
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# oh.
well, 99% isn't too bad.

*starts masturbating*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# attractive read: having a vagina
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Well, anyone can be attractive on the internet.
Except me, I'm ugly even here.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# good grief
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# ahahahaha
spot on.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Hahaha!~
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Haha, good work.
Woo
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
top notch
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# brilliant
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# *catches*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Me likey!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# kewl.
good thinking.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I've spent hours on this, and I think it's rather nice.
Do you like?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# yes
I do
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Oooooh
I loves that! *click*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# like it? I want to marry it!!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Yeah but then
you'll fuck it and abuse it and leave it a hollow shell by the side of the road
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# and that's a bad thing, right?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# ace :)
reminds me of paddington bear for some reason
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Wow
Woo
Yay
That is all
edit : ok i lied
*CLICK*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# not really
reminds me of that jcb song video
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Eurgh.
Get out. Go on, go.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# That's an awesome thing.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# yes!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# very nice
i like the scrolling cars lots and lots
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# cor thats lovely
I can almost hear the swoosh of the cars as they pass by too!
(the monster is silent)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# haha yes!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I can't see this,
someone has posted above it!
I bet it was good, too!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Nah!
It's tres woo Mr Hex
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I like click this . . .
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# yez
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Unexpected tentacle thing!
\o/
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Hours worth spent
Woo
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# What's that coming over the hill?
/coat
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha
horrible songs now stuck in my head: 2.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# poor thing
he just wants to trample and smash a city, but he's scared of the traffic.

woo and a click!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# he has to settle for terrifying birds as a hobby :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# you never know
one of them might film it on a digital camcorder and release it as a high concept blockbuster
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I love this.
And I'm sorry it got pushed off the board. I found it by looking for it tho.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I do like.
i like more that you've done a picture on the board instead of just bein a self-advertising loud mouth arse making snidey comments :-)

So you are redeemed. Plus I'm going to see you in London so doesn't do to be too nasty :-)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# oh yes
me like :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 7:45, archived)
# reminds me of salad fingers
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Brilliant
Reminds me of the Nizlopi video too.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Ninja grey parrot with Nunchucks


because your worth it
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I want to fuck a girl who wears a cross and thinks the Iraq War is a great idea
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Middle America
would appear to be your ideal destination.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# God bless Middle America
I think I may emigrate.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# titty fuck with a crusifix.
yes okay.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# thats nice...
hey look a parrot with nunchucks!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# reading the best of craigslist, this one cracked me up
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# too many words
short version please
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# "LOL"
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# ha ha i get it now
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# ew
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# i don't
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# My wife
doesn't wear a cross and hates the war ( due mainly to me kicking off the whole shebang the first time around ). But I still get to fuck her ( on special occasions and during drug induced stupors )

I hope this helps.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# you invaded kuwait?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Yes. Have you got a problem with that?
( we had the honour of firing the first artillery shots in op granby to start the ground offensive )
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# i though iraq invaded kuwait first
are you some form of sand wog?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# They did.
But that was not when our war started. I'm some form of RA gunnery commander. (fat and retired )
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# i'd like to meet a girl
it will never happen, one day i'll buy a women to touch me
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i have a skirt, how much do you have?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# 86k
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Hello sailor!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# That's you that is!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# pffft
i aint no grey parrot
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Take anything you want, but don't hit my face!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# He's pretty mean.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Thass nice.


(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Those legs go all the way up !
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# better than wooden legs with real feet
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# More patterns.

I would also like to point out that my bracelets are more impressive in real life.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Yay, really like that.
Not sure about how you did the roots of your hair though... for me it doesn't fit well with the style of the rest of the pic.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I didn't want flat color
but I wasn't sure how else to do it, cos the blocky color looked bad. xp
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# I understand.
Not sure what the 'solution' would be... other than bleaching and re-dyeing your roots ;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# ^agreed
otherwise = SUPER ACE :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# agree
kinda looks like a crow flew into it, but otherwise ace!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# i kind of like this new stuff.
it is very good.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Thank you,
Doctor.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# DOCTOR DYSLEXIA AND KILLERKITTI: THE WAY IT WAS MENT TO BE.


(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# with your hand down her trousers?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# no.
we're not even in the same room right now. this is only a picture.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# if we where in the same room, i'm sure i'd notice
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# WATE
Y R U NOT SEXY SEXY LAYDEE??
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# OBVIOUSLY I AM A SEXY SEXY LADY.
LOOK AT ME IN THE PICTURE.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# SEXY SEXY LAYDEE
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# nice!
but what's that on your/her belly?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Where?
The black line? That's the stitching that seperates my pocket from the elasticky bottom.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# no, the green pouchy thing
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# It's a green pouch.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# It's a pocket.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Oh right
I think I had the perspective reversed.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# like this:
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# CHICKEN POCKET!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# ^^ this
you can see the light of motherhood on her face as she stares down at the... chicken... in her pouch.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Oh
So did I.


(She's lying. It's a pouch.)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# It's a pouch
KK's actually a marsupial. Didn't you know?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# you may be right
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# a birdy did poo on your head
woo!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Nah!
'Tis muh roots. Gone wrong.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# have you considered shaving your head?
or turning your hair inside out?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# No.
I don't wanna shave my head. Or flip my hair inside out. I like my messy roots. ^.^
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# oh...
*shaves your head whilst your not looking*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# *feels head*
Ah...wha-?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# ha ha
sorry i was being rude then
lol
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Bracelets?
I thought they were bionics*!!


Woo!
*1970's bionics
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# What's bionics?
Is that like Bionical?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# The six million dollar man
Had like circuit boards in his arm which lit up

Ask Mofaha he'll know
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Oh, okay.
Hahah
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I much prefer your newer style
to your old stuff. The roots on the hair does look a bit out of place as mofaha mentioned.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Thank you
and yeah. xp
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I like the
upside down effect . . . so that YOU can see the patterns better . . .
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Hahah exactly. ^.^
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# madam
are you aware that your dinosaurs are upside down? It is most vulgar for a young lady to be sporting garments depicting prehistoric creatures in gravity defying positions.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# It's kinda weird
I know. :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# i suppose i can't talk
i recently found a pair of amazing spiderman boxers that i really want.

It's a damn nice pic by the way, i apologise for not saying sooner :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Hahahah
And thank you.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I quite like this :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Thank youu!
^.^
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# blimey
possibly your best yet
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Thank you!
^.^
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Woo!
*click*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Young people today, eh?

Shocking behaviour.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I FEEL GOOD!

It's James Brown's Dog!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# TJ: DEAR AUNTIE B3TA
Dear b3ta. I saved these from a skip.



They're all in mint condition, I've not listened to the music on them yet, but I have no idea why I have 7 boxes of them.

What shall I do with them?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# remove the cds and sell the cases on ebay
:D
edit: and did you ask permission of the skip owner? otherwise its theft! :p
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Yeah.
The skip was my dad's.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# magic
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# glitter balls?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# mixed by Tigger!!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# put them back in the skip.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# i think my japanese
housemate has thrown a shitload of cds out. will be rummaging through the bins tomorrow to see what we've got
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Take out the CD's and wear them as fashionable medallions
perhaps a fashionable pair of earnings if you're feeling adventurous enough
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# It's quite hard to drill through CDs neatly.
Without specialist equipment.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# specialist equipment
like a drill, a ceramic tile bit and some masking tape. If only there were purveyors of such magical items ;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Ceramic tile bit?
A bit designed for them, or made from one?

I'll need the masking tape I think.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# drill bit designed for
penetrating glass and tiles without slipping. Not that you need it, any new, sharp drill bit will do. Masking tape is the key.
Hang on, I have a bit in my drawer.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Interesting.
I don't believe we have that sort.

I'm sure we've got a drill somewhere though.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Hahaha
masking tape is our friend
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Why god why.
Would anyone throw away that many, when clay pigeon enthusiasts need shiny clays.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Take them to a Help the Aged shop and smash the
windows in with the unopened boxes. Then offer to use the jewel cases to make new windows and use the CDs to fabricate semi-sphere anti-shoplifting mirrors.

Never play them though.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Margaret Thatcher?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# No thanks
I already ate
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
#
Milk Winnalot Snatcher
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# wow is dot cotton still in east enders?
ethel had a little willie
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# and how we groaned through the Eighties
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# what happened to gilbert and round the bend?
i miss that, its never repeated :(
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Fluff on the muff, she's old enough
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Please Fred! Don't hurt 'em.

Aha! Time to dig this out again I feel!

The new updated Fred B'stard in the Daily Mail makes up for the lack of handheld tool porn in the original.

I have more of these, and will use them unless persuaded otherwise.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha, i love hammer time
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# /sutcliffe blog
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# pffft


(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# it needs his head
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I appreciate your subject line
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# haha. hammertime. not mine, but great!
Photobucket
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Nurtured back from the brink of extinction in a carefully controlled Photoshop breeding programme

The scientists could only gasp at their error
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# hahahah
awesome
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# hehehe
noice!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# haha
nice!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# ahhh... a lovely specimen of the 'Boygeorgius amajunkierectus'
beautiful!~
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Lovely stuff Mr J



woo
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I think it might be
the chemicals that make them do this sort of thing . . .
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry]


Perhaps Luann is only syndicated in the US. I don't know. I've always fancied shagging her though, so I'm quite aroused at how this came out. Oh, and the mum's a milf too... Yeah... I need help.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# A night of heavy teabagging
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# your place or mine?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I'll put the kettle on
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# no steam burns this time!!
you kinky devil!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha.
you dirty old bugger.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# *wink*
you love it, you little minx!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# oh totally.
*wanks*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# 0_0

Jinkies!! That's a big clitoris!!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# What the FUCK is a clitoris?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# *whispers in ear*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH!
REALLY!?!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I'm looking at your sig,
the picture you just made, and the text underneath, and I'm having... doubts. Serious doubts.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I've said too much haven't I?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I bet you had a nice time making that, then.
Woo
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I'm spent!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# WTF!

(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# now with less gay pr0n
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# and more incest
you rascal
/I assume, I don't know what the hell this is
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# But that was the only bit I got!!


(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# hahahaha
I didn't notice that at first

man with penis in mouth shocker!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# It's OK though. It's not really gay.
Judging by the angle, the suckee isn't very interested.

Unless he's David Baddiel.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Mmmfffffgggggggggg
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# wow. spooky.
and a 34. click.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Man's best feind . . .
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# you and wanting to sleep with your aunt who looks like your mum again?
nice
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# mongoooose!
hello sexy lady!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# hiya darling
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# and how are you on this fine evening? and why are you not in the pub?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# why aren't you?
me, my friend has no money and i ran out of time to sound out others
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# i'm unemployed and very poor and i have a bottle of asda own brand southern comfort
beats walking 2 miles into town on the off chance i can ponce a few drinks.

plus my hair is currently covered in bleach..
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# ah
that's brighton for you. I can sees my local from my room. probably can't afford to go out but not checked my bank balance for months
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# (yadda yadda pander fawn)
;P

*runs*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# psh fuck off.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# those two are getting worse than Pyscho
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# how are you? isketch?
cyber?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# i am sexy
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# not a sexy as me.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I am the sexiest b3tan
don't nobody front
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# nooo...
I'M SPARTACUS!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I know
I am only jealous....of her..
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# wait til pigeon nipples gets here..then things get really sexy.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I've got a big box of tissues ready.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# well he might do some more erotic dancing tonight.
a feast for all the senses.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# If only I could smell through the internet
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Yes!

(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# hahah I was wondering who I told that story to just the other day
man that was some old skool photoshopping.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Yay to being aroused!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Yay!~

*cops a woodie*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# altogether now.... nomm, nomm, nomm, nomm, nomm

Bless the Hoffman and put on your 3d glasses now
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# No teef!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha!~
add popeye pipe for extra comedic effect.

or don't... :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hoffman is a character actor
he IS the pipe
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# That Hoffman, is there nothing he can't do??!!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I believe he can't lick his own elbow
but I may be wrong
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ^this^ PLEASE!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Fucking hell
I seriously may have to hide this. That's is REALLY disturbing me :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# he's looking at you
and thinking about you in the shower
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# *cowers*
*gibbers*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# he likes it when you gibber
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# me too!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I find it hypnotic
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# NEUMNEUMNEUM!!
In other news, did you get that wine i sent you?!

EDIT: I have this strange urge to say 'Birdie Num Num!'
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# no! I never did!
Has the postie nabbed it? :(
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
#

Shit mate you should have said!!!!!!!!!
I'm so sorry!
OK I'll get some new stuff to you ASAP!
You never said. I feel like shite now!
You did me a lully graphic as well!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I honestly completely forgot about it
no worries, I ain't upset or owt (other than by the lack of booze) don't beat yourself up for what is no doubt the Royal Mail's cack-handed fault.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Yeah but you did me a lully graphic!!!
I'll get you some nice wine off soon coz the graphic was really nice and I appreciated it!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# That's just brilliant.
woo
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Brilliant!
how do you get you anims so smooth? I take it you dont just do it all in imageready/photoshop?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# He breaks into Pixar and uses their stuff.


(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# luck I guess
and no, I'm not a fan of Photoshop, never used Image ready either. I stick with an old copy of Paint Shop Pro X and Animation Shop. (about £15 off Amazon instead of £500 for Adobe Wankbucket)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# pfft, I've always used wankbucket because its free from work.
I think I will look into 'buying' animation shop then
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# it's an old package that came free with Paint Shop Pro 5-9 I think
you have to buy it seperately now, but it can't cost more than a few quid, it's ridiculously basic
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo-nderful!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# What software are you using to get your stuff so smooooth, Toasty?
and Woo
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# *mops up pissage*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# The Devils very own software!!!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# AOL
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# hahaha!~
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# He breaks into Dreamworks, and uses their stuff.


(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I have long suspected this
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# ok, listen carefully and pay attention
Paint Shop Pro to bust up the initial image, seperating it in to usable layers of head and jaw.
Then go in to 3DS MAX (a snip at £3000, cheaper free 3d packages like blender are available and just as capable of doing this)
Create a couple of planes, apply the images to both, then start chopping up the planes so that there are enough subdivisions to handle the deformation.
The next step is down to personal preference, you can either skin the geometry to a few bones or dummy objects and animate them or simply apply an FFD cage that you can animate the control points on. Either way animate the geometry to create the motion you want.
Put that in a pre-heated oven at Regulo 4 and then render it. Take that render, load it up in Animation Shop, strip out unnecessary frames, alter the frame rate, add your logo, crush it down to a decent number of colours and file size and save it out as a gif.

that answer your question?


apologies if you thought I didn't put any work in to these ;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# But I've only ever used animation shop!
And all my crappy animations are fecking huge!
And when I optimise they look shite!
And I apologise for starting sentences with 'and'
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# lot of mine look shite
so I make them 140 pixels wide and then double them up in html (type width="280" in the bit) That way you get 256 colours still
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Yep, and thanks :)
My mate in Beijing now has some shopping to do
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# CTRL-C
Open new document.
CTRL-V.

Weep because couldn't work 3DSMAX even after spending £500 quid on books. I did do a really good asteroid floating through space with added stock starfield effect.

Your animations are great.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Imagine what he could do with corn . . .
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# woo
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# :)
best animation ive seen in a while.

CLICK.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha
special
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I was bored so I made you this. - if you want it of course.


Click for bigger (206KB)

if not, leave it here for somebody else.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Is everyone doing watery planets now?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I copied him
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Ah, I see.
I'm watching a man surviving in the wilderness by eating snails and maggots.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Yum!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I'll have it
*claims*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# That's brilliant
I've set it as my new wallpaper in the office that I should have left four bloody hours ago. Cheers! Have a click.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# It is all in my mind now . . .
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Partially re-vectored, colour-rotated, and de-lined :)

If you saw other version I posted earlier and are offended by this, please accept my apologies.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I like the necklace the most.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Thanks.
I did a version of this pic last night too but it went badly wrong and I didn't post it. I posted a detail of the necklace from that version though:
www.b3ta.com/board/8147073
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Woo!!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Beads me how you make these such a visual treat . . .
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Great colors.
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Done recently for someone I said I'd do it for.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Gosh, Ms. The Rev.
That's good. Woo.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Why thank you.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Brilliant! Young Miss.
Woo yay.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Thanks dude =)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# That's very nice.
Woo
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Handsome . . .
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# He'll do you for 11p
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Very nice indeed!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# lovely!~
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Thanks =)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# that's really nice
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Thank you =)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# That's gorgeous :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Thanks muchly =)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# That's lovely that is
the eyes are particularly well done. Have yourself a shiny click.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Thanks =)
I do that style of eyes a lot.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# First time I've seen any of your stuff
*runs off to peek in profile*

edit: you really should update your profile, oh and congrats on having fewer disorders by 2006 :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# smashing!
it is
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] DNSFWSNFWFNSFWWWNF Ham
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# what?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# SQUAREFACE IS SQUARE.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# offline!
woo!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Subject
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# That's pretty cool.
Mornin' Hitler. ;]
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# *tacklehugs*
Boo!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Fantastic :)
It's clearly the morning after a hard night of annexing.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Hurray!
Just when I thought the board had died. Woo
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# i'd even fired up paint to start drawing one
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I've started making an animangle to keep me occupied.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# A new post!!
A good one too!

Woo as ever Mr Pelle
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Smoking jacket . . .
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Nice!~
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# hmm


+ the picture below is scary and amazing :)

it was meant to be ear clapping-rats, but i now realise it looks like theyre wanking.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Ear Ratty-Wanks?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# EARATS.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# ear ear whats with all the ears?
bandwagonings are all shite
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# thats it! just you wait!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I don't really understand it.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# *points down the board where this was just posted*
.....
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I understand it,
but that doesn't make it any better.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Harry Hill
Is the cause of all this
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# We can't blame him,
he couldn't foresee the terrible consequences of his actions.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# True
Who'd have thought this snowball beyond control.

We might as well bunker down, this might be a few days.

(edit)
Actually this beats the contant Garfield posts.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Ah, I'm sure it'll die down before long.
*crosses fingers*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Then i don't want to know.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# *guilty secret time*
I feckin' LOVE that film

(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# GUILTY!!
Die hard with a vengeance!!!
You'd be more guilty if you didn't like it.
Sam + Bruce = win
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# this, and an over the top bad guy
it's a win-win movie!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# i lv horses
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Hatchet!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# thank you rappola, you're too kind
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# ..
eh?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# have you put potatoes around your knob?
or is that a phallic phallus potato?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# there are a couple of spuds around my knob, in a manner of speaking
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Cancer?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Ha ha thanks,
i like your ear catarats aswell :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# is that
manley's ear?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I enjoy.
e
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# You what?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# pea roast - ppl hate it lol
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Compo Pea...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# is that
a philip M Jackson self portrait?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Ha ha!!
And no, it's a Gary Trudeu cartoon (Doonesbury).
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# well i'm pretty happy with the result
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
#
And you should be happy *clicks*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# thanks :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Cool. You just knocked yourself off the board.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# ha ha what are the chances
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# and so you should

(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# thanks
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# This is ace
you may collect your wooyay!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# danke
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# bonjour!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Brill-tastic


(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# merci
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# nicely!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Thank yew
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# army of
woo!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ?


Fuck it. I might as well stick them all in here.


(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# haha!
still bitter?

woo!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# no :)

cfb
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# win!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Richard Branson?
Are you sure it isn't Simon Pegg
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# O.o
/looks nothing like me :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# more bill bailey
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# hahaha
hahaha


can't beat a bit of oor wullie or whatever the hell it's called

I think I have an annual of that somewhere
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# I've got about twenty of them.
I still DEMAND to receive one for Christmas every other year. That and "The Broons" every other other year.

They've started to do classic compilations too, which are racist-tastic. Granpaw says he looks like a "nigger" when he gets covered in coal dust.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Did you do the one where ma gets her sel
fitted with a new cock? Its my fav.

Also someone once did a George and Lynn strip where he hits his cock and it bursts like a baked spud.

Ahh memories
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I think that was davethehat
Not sure though.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

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