was it a noob that posted a pic of himself on /board? was it someone's colleague? Is it really our true lord and saviour and you lot are going to hell?
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:35,
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yes
he posted his picture
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:36,
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thank you wise one
funny thing is, he looks like my ex's new hubby. And before you jump on the assumption wagon. She lowered her standards alot.
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:43,
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that it was the first post the guy who started this thread made. Kind of a "Hello B3ta! I've clearly not been watching this site long enough to realise that posting this picture of me waving a B3ta flag and sticking my thumb up will start a bandwagon."
He may also be Jesus though. This is quite possibly true.
Well, fret no more! Your local friend head-doctor has given you yor icon WITH transparent background AND a nice white outline!
Wang-doodley!
(head-doctorololololo,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:43,
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thank you :)
i've pinched it. someone else made the frog in the first place and unfortunately i can't remember who, then i added the little flag, then you made it transparent. a true b3ta collaboration :)
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:26,
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nicely!
woo!
minor TJ: watching 30 days of night, it is satisfyingly brutal so far.
(FredAstaireAteMyTapShoesbut he left me this fetching ballgown,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:26,
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I'm not normally a fan of that
genre of stuff. But I enjoyed it.
I watched Hero Wanted last night. I'm still not sure if it was any good or just out to confuse me.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:30,
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Is that the robbery/revenge thing
with ray liotta/cuba gooding jnr? Saw trailers and didn't fancy it much. Saw Juno recently and was pleasantly suprised that I enjoyed it.
(FredAstaireAteMyTapShoesbut he left me this fetching ballgown,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:42,
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Yes
It is the same film ( I'd enjoy Liotta much more if he was not so bloody plastic ) It was ok, but a bit too expectant of the viewer to accept some absurdity.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:02,
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Yay
most terrible of the Bovidae
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:29,
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The Horn
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:30,
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Cheers, there's a bigger version here if you're interested.
www.b3tards.com/u/9601c0ac10985d66277a/gigerbig.jpg The colour matching just happened to turn out well this time, helped by taking eyedrops from the colour you're trying to match. and the stripes aren't too tricky with some burn and sponge.
^.^ I had a pretty normal day, though. We played with microphones in IVTN. Not yet. Don't know if we've gotten the mail yet today, though. And how be you?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:17,
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It still took five hours to even START getting somewhere with what I'm doing. I made some trees in various styles, I'm going to photomanipulate my arm again for the next part of the exam, and maybe some more stuff, and I'm putting it on a bank in front of an eclipse. So it still has the ClanSoul water + planets in it.
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:05,
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too many words
short version please
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07,
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"LOL"
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:11,
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ha ha i get it now
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:11,
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ew
(crazyjudeis very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07,
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i don't
(crazyjudeis very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06,
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My wife
doesn't wear a cross and hates the war ( due mainly to me kicking off the whole shebang the first time around ). But I still get to fuck her ( on special occasions and during drug induced stupors )
I hope this helps.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07,
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(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:05,
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Nah!
'Tis muh roots. Gone wrong.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06,
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have you considered shaving your head?
or turning your hair inside out?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:08,
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No.
I don't wanna shave my head. Or flip my hair inside out. I like my messy roots. ^.^
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12,
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oh...
*shaves your head whilst your not looking*
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:16,
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*feels head*
Ah...wha-?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:19,
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ha ha
sorry i was being rude then lol
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:08,
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Bracelets?
I thought they were bionics*!!
Woo! *1970's bionics
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:05,
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What's bionics?
Is that like Bionical?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07,
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The six million dollar man
Had like circuit boards in his arm which lit up
Ask Mofaha he'll know
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12,
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Oh, okay.
Hahah
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:21,
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I much prefer your newer style
to your old stuff. The roots on the hair does look a bit out of place as mofaha mentioned.
(FredAstaireAteMyTapShoesbut he left me this fetching ballgown,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06,
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Thank you
and yeah. xp
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:11,
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I like the
upside down effect . . . so that YOU can see the patterns better . . .
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07,
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Hahah exactly. ^.^
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:10,
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madam
are you aware that your dinosaurs are upside down? It is most vulgar for a young lady to be sporting garments depicting prehistoric creatures in gravity defying positions.
(serge-fabriziotaught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:09,
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It's kinda weird
I know. :D
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:10,
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i suppose i can't talk
i recently found a pair of amazing spiderman boxers that i really want.
It's a damn nice pic by the way, i apologise for not saying sooner :)
(serge-fabriziotaught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:15,
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Hahahah
And thank you.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:19,
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I quite like this :)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13,
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Thank youu!
^.^
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13,
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blimey
possibly your best yet
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:14,
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Thank you!
^.^
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:16,
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(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:03,
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put them back in the skip.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:05,
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i think my japanese
housemate has thrown a shitload of cds out. will be rummaging through the bins tomorrow to see what we've got
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06,
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Take out the CD's and wear them as fashionable medallions
perhaps a fashionable pair of earnings if you're feeling adventurous enough
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:07,
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It's quite hard to drill through CDs neatly.
Without specialist equipment.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:09,
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specialist equipment
like a drill, a ceramic tile bit and some masking tape. If only there were purveyors of such magical items ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13,
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Ceramic tile bit?
A bit designed for them, or made from one?
I'll need the masking tape I think.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:15,
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drill bit designed for
penetrating glass and tiles without slipping. Not that you need it, any new, sharp drill bit will do. Masking tape is the key. Hang on, I have a bit in my drawer.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:19,
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Interesting.
I don't believe we have that sort.
I'm sure we've got a drill somewhere though.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:30,
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Hahaha
masking tape is our friend
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:16,
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Why god why.
Would anyone throw away that many, when clay pigeon enthusiasts need shiny clays.
(Wildheart Baby.Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:12,
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Take them to a Help the Aged shop and smash the
windows in with the unopened boxes. Then offer to use the jewel cases to make new windows and use the CDs to fabricate semi-sphere anti-shoplifting mirrors.
Never play them though.
(Bingowings2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13,
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Margaret Thatcher?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:00,
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No thanks
I already ate
(FishcatDifficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:00,
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Milk Winnalot Snatcher
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:01,
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wow is dot cotton still in east enders?
ethel had a little willie
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:00,
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and how we groaned through the Eighties
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:03,
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what happened to gilbert and round the bend?
i miss that, its never repeated :(
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06,
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Fluff on the muff, she's old enough
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:02,
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Please Fred! Don't hurt 'em.
Aha! Time to dig this out again I feel! The new updated Fred B'stard in the Daily Mail makes up for the lack of handheld tool porn in the original.
I have more of these, and will use them unless persuaded otherwise.
(FishcatDifficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:58,
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ahhh... a lovely specimen of the 'Boygeorgius amajunkierectus'
beautiful!~
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:58,
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Lovely stuff Mr J
woo
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:58,
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I think it might be
the chemicals that make them do this sort of thing . . .
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:03,
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Perhaps Luann is only syndicated in the US. I don't know. I've always fancied shagging her though, so I'm quite aroused at how this came out. Oh, and the mum's a milf too... Yeah... I need help.
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45,
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A night of heavy teabagging
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47,
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your place or mine?
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53,
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I'll put the kettle on
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53,
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no steam burns this time!!
you kinky devil!
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:54,
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hahaha.
you dirty old bugger.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47,
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*wink*
you love it, you little minx!
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:54,
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oh totally.
*wanks*
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:54,
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0_0
Jinkies!! That's a big clitoris!!
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:55,
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What the FUCK is a clitoris?
(Bingowings2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:58,
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*whispers in ear*
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:59,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH!
REALLY!?!
(Bingowings2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:01,
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I'm looking at your sig,
the picture you just made, and the text underneath, and I'm having... doubts. Serious doubts.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47,
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I've said too much haven't I?
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:51,
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EDIT: I have this strange urge to say 'Birdie Num Num!'
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:43,
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no! I never did!
Has the postie nabbed it? :(
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45,
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Shit mate you should have said!!!!!!!!! I'm so sorry! OK I'll get some new stuff to you ASAP! You never said. I feel like shite now! You did me a lully graphic as well!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:48,
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I honestly completely forgot about it
no worries, I ain't upset or owt (other than by the lack of booze) don't beat yourself up for what is no doubt the Royal Mail's cack-handed fault.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:55,
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Yeah but you did me a lully graphic!!!
I'll get you some nice wine off soon coz the graphic was really nice and I appreciated it!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57,
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how do you get you anims so smooth? I take it you dont just do it all in imageready/photoshop?
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:44,
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He breaks into Pixar and uses their stuff.
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:46,
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luck I guess
and no, I'm not a fan of Photoshop, never used Image ready either. I stick with an old copy of Paint Shop Pro X and Animation Shop. (about £15 off Amazon instead of £500 for Adobe Wankbucket)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:46,
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pfft, I've always used wankbucket because its free from work.
I think I will look into 'buying' animation shop then
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:48,
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it's an old package that came free with Paint Shop Pro 5-9 I think
you have to buy it seperately now, but it can't cost more than a few quid, it's ridiculously basic
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:56,
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Hahaha!
Woo-nderful!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45,
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What software are you using to get your stuff so smooooth, Toasty?
and Woo
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45,
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*mops up pissage*
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:46,
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The Devils very own software!!!
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47,
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AOL
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:51,
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hahaha!~
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57,
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He breaks into Dreamworks, and uses their stuff.
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:48,
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I have long suspected this
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:52,
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ok, listen carefully and pay attention
Paint Shop Pro to bust up the initial image, seperating it in to usable layers of head and jaw. Then go in to 3DS MAX (a snip at £3000, cheaper free 3d packages like blender are available and just as capable of doing this) Create a couple of planes, apply the images to both, then start chopping up the planes so that there are enough subdivisions to handle the deformation. The next step is down to personal preference, you can either skin the geometry to a few bones or dummy objects and animate them or simply apply an FFD cage that you can animate the control points on. Either way animate the geometry to create the motion you want. Put that in a pre-heated oven at Regulo 4 and then render it. Take that render, load it up in Animation Shop, strip out unnecessary frames, alter the frame rate, add your logo, crush it down to a decent number of colours and file size and save it out as a gif.
that answer your question?
apologies if you thought I didn't put any work in to these ;)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53,
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But I've only ever used animation shop!
And all my crappy animations are fecking huge! And when I optimise they look shite! And I apologise for starting sentences with 'and'
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57,
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lot of mine look shite
so I make them 140 pixels wide and then double them up in html (type width="280" in the bit) That way you get 256 colours still
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:59,
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Yep, and thanks :)
My mate in Beijing now has some shopping to do
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:59,
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CTRL-C
Open new document. CTRL-V.
Weep because couldn't work 3DSMAX even after spending £500 quid on books. I did do a really good asteroid floating through space with added stock starfield effect.
Your animations are great.
(Bingowings2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06,
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Imagine what he could do with corn . . .
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47,
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I've set it as my new wallpaper in the office that I should have left four bloody hours ago. Cheers! Have a click.
(Flesis a man amongst gods.,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:44,
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It is all in my mind now . . .
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:46,
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Partially re-vectored, colour-rotated, and de-lined :)
If you saw other version I posted earlier and are offended by this, please accept my apologies.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:35,
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I like the necklace the most.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:35,
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Thanks.
I did a version of this pic last night too but it went badly wrong and I didn't post it. I posted a detail of the necklace from that version though: www.b3ta.com/board/8147073
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:46,
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