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# We had such innocent fun in those days...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# oh dear fucking god. MY EYES. MY BEUTIFUL EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# oh dear fucking god. MY EWES. MY BEUTIFUL EWES!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# hmm, are they THAT beautiful??
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# yes they fucking well are. i shall prove it to you..give me a minute to crop my eyes off some picture.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# ok
*starts timing*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# here..look eyes..not ewes.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/43205/1205102399/eyeewes.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i've seen sexier ewes
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# but the eyes are pretty
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# YAY!
I WILL WIN YOU ROUND TO THINKING MY EWE IS THE SEXIEST! JUST YOU WAIT!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# i would find a photo of my eyes looking gorgeous
but don't think i've got any recent ones
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# How much have your eyes changed?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# they've become more bloodshot
more beer and less sleep causes this.
although any photos taken in the last 5 weeks between monday and thursday should be alright

*goes to look at photos from the other week*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# stop looking for photos of yourself to wank over.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# damn you.
ruining my fun
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# i said you had gorgeous eyes in your cock chin picture
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# this is true
but they looked a bit grey in that, they glow blue under the right conditions
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# STOP BEING A TART!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# i can't
it's in my nature
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# ell at least wax that uni brow love.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# ah fook that
too much effort
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# MY EWES ARE SEXEH
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# pwoah, you're nice and pale.
AND YOU DO HAVE VERY SEXY EWES!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# It's contact lenses that do it.
They're normally the blandest, nondescript 'are we blue or are we green? Fuck it, let's settle for grey' colour.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# i have eyes also
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# eep
black irises, how scary!!!
almost as scary as fremen blue
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Mine are swollen at the moment
well one is!
Fucking hurts too!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Thom Yorke obsession.
Or maybe Gabrielle.

*conjunctivitis solo*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# o0 - *is hypnotised*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Indeed quite alluring eyes.
Now you're going to get perved on by all the single male b3tans...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# No change there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# now i have no picture in my profile i just get left alone mostly. not sure if thats good or not.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Christ, I was only joking -
do you really get chatted up online?
The interwebs is a scary place...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# well i ended up agreeing to marry her
but that was her fault, the tart
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# look, you wanted to marry me! I DIDN'T FORCE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# but of course
it was a mutual grooming though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# oh yeah, i get all gaz's saying "i just wanted to tell you, you look really beautiful"
it does my fucking head in and makes me to reply with fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# It is a bit weird.
Like how everyone came out of the woodwork to phwoar Captain Wow's picture.
I find it strange.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# it is a bit off puting as i'd like to be liekd here for my pictures and crap sense of humour
not because i'm blonde and have big tits.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I can fully understand that.
I tend to take a step back when the pander crowd come out.
I try to treat everyone on here equally, as far as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# only mongy and pgieon nipples are allowed to pander at me..cos they are special.
except whe nipples gets really sexy cos then i am like really knocking one out like..innit!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I think it's safe to say we've all knocked one out over Sir Pigeon Nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# i miss him. i hope he gets un-naughty stepped soon.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# there's a pander crowd?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I don't think it's an official group.
But if a female boarder posts a picture, they'll be there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# oh right
"girl on internet" thing maybe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Yeah, pretty much.
I think the logic is, if they're nice and complimentary, there's a chance they'll be offered sex.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# of course
oh

this is why people are always rude to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Oh, don't be silly.
We all want to have sex with you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
what all at once?

eep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# We're gonna make a discomeats sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# O_O
that'll ruin my eyesight :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# me too
it's not my fault god gave me such big jugs*








* demonstration of shit sense of humour

Hang on, I think I'm tired enough to sleep, which is something of a rarity at the minute. Night night B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# YOR BIG MILKY JUGS ARE WHY I FELL FOR YOU!
NIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# aww
just you wait till honeymoon...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# not your fault your stunning is it now?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# but i'm not.
ok i photograph ok and if i don't move my face too much i look passable, but if most of the chaps here met me they would either be dissapointed with how i look or totally put off by my foul humour and swearing and all the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# pfft
foul humour and swearing is how all ladies should be :)
If i get you a train ticket, come here and I guarantee not to be disappointed :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# yea i know
i'm horrid and unattractive - thanks anyways
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# WARNING: THREAT TURNING EMO. INSERT EMERGENCY IMAGE
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# this picture gives me issues
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Sexy issues?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# in my special place!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# yes could i really fucking said that didn't i?
PLEASE SHOW ME WHERE AS I HAVE FORGOTTEN
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# ok you didn't but i was reading between the lines
ugh i'm going to bed
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I'm guessing she said no because you're a virtual stranger,
who she only knows over the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# its not like she'll be sleeping in my house or anything
get a nice B&B near the train station and could have a cup of tea and some nice biscuits and talk about the weather but no0o
ignore me i'm in a horrible mood because my feet are on fire
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Don't take it personally, I'm sure it wasn't intended like that.
But the internet is full of STRANGER DANGER
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# those internet strangers can make your keyboard emit that special gas
that makes you do things
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I blame them for all my images that don't go down well.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# yes damn them!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I'm not going to put up a real picture of me.
I'd get far too much attention
/wishful
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# come on then sexy boy, show us a picture!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# You have Ttssattsr's representation of me.
That should be enough wank fodder.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I still have it...
Mwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Bin bags for all!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# AH MY NEW IMAGE FOR THIS SEASON !
HURRAH
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# it goes a bit odd around your right eye
because i'm shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
#
MY EYWES. MY BEUTIFUL EYWES
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# the other boris beat you to it!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Argh!
Double Boris Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# haha
*wee wee wee wee wee*

i think i need a bit more water. wait a minute.

there we are.

*wee wee wee*
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Golden brown....
brown showers.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# GORDON BROWN?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# ...texture like sun...
New Labour's next campaign...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# never a frown with gordon brown
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Agrees.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Uncle Dai surely!

woo..i think!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Aaaaargh! Deja vu! almost
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I snapped a mirror off a car today.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# nice source image
ashual wing mirrors and all :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Are you underpraising my TOAP?
After all that toil?
Hmph. *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# the cunts
i've had this pain and driven around without a drives side mirror for a month or so while i aquired one on ebay.

*readies the birch*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Haha
The bored looking kids children make it
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# cover those nipples up
this is filth
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# this is disturbing
i hope that whateever it is comes back and bits the kicker in the foot
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# disturbing?


(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# thats not disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# how about this?
www.b3tards.com/u/028cc3179c219b51d85a/dirtytwat.gif
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# again... no
she has lost her keys obviously - thats all
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Unfortunately, I have more, in varying degrees of disturbing, but people tend to shout if i post them
just know, that what they find disturbing, we and our other kindred spirits find arousing.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# youve not seen this before
the res haired girl in the background kills them all with her mind. no seriously. anime is fucked up
(weefreemen102, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:01, archived)
# Ha ha!
random manga violence!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# They do what ever you want if you beat them
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# really?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# nothing like a punch in the cunt to get the message across.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# B3ta
has made me love meerkats.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] white boys can't dance 2...(new, improved? version)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Shoe ploddle style . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# riverdancing in the USA
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Ah, another Sunday wasted.

Not that this took long, I just didn't do much today.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# That is pure evil!!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# ...nuclear infected?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# now that's a big chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# That's low!
Attacking Sylvester when he's blatantly already been run over!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# OH GOD
I used to have nightmares featuring this bird when I were little

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I imagine this beast eats fish . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Excellent
Sunday's are for wasting
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] judge Cottage
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# must resist... urge... to.... pearoast....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Is it me...
Or is Judge Dredd jumping out of Jacuzzi?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# it's
a shuggy table...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Gastard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# But it would just fall over!!!
Most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# That's why it runs so quick
Like riding a bike - it stops and it falls over.

And then it dies. They're very endangerd.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# and sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# For Pops to see this morning:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# thats amazing
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# but does it tile?
ahh not quite (i still can't get things to tile either)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# No, but then it wasn't meant to.
Would you like it to tile?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# yes :)
:D
please
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# they got bigger!
ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# And now they tile.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# How od that the tiles don't tile . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Kitty!
Did your mate get banned?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# mongy and nipples both got naughty stepped, mongy said he's not coming back :(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# NO WAY!!! :(
The place won't be the same without him!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# But he will come back.
/experience
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Ballet Llama !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I'm glad that you said that,.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# It has a certain charm and ring to it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# looks like he's waliking backwards!...
...moon walk!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# bless me b3ta for I have sinned, it has been many weeks since I've posted
I have suffered from the pride of Taking Bash Pictures.

Back to the main reason for being here : This road actually exists in Stourbridge, off Racecourse Lane next to the golf club. I'm no Banksy but I could stretch to this kind of paint vandalism...here

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# yay for slightly disturbing signs


edit: I've thought about this, and you should do this act of vandalism :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Daddy, daddy hole
Daddy, daddy hoooooole
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i've also thought about it
and wondering if I start sending mail to Cunty John Lane whether it would arrive there....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Hehehe
There's a street sign near me that's been altered to say something but I can;t rememnber waht. Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# We have 'Wellesbourne'
Always altered to 'lesbo' whenever they put up a new sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# hehehe
There's always the old chestnut of "canal street" in manchester's gay quarter being altered to "anal treet"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Cornwall is full of unintentional name place oddities...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Cor!
Funny and clever. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# :D
Fucking, Austria
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# that's where the Aston Martin logistics depot is :-)
small world eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Indeed!
Are you well acquainted with lesbo? It smells funny there.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I know of the depot
I work at Aston. Hope it's nicer than it looks on the map, i.e. bloody rural.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# the best one i've ever seen... well two actually
The warning sign for cows
someone had turnt it into a zebra, and the other had a cowboy drawn on the cows back - oh how i did laugh for it was funny
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Ha!
Nearly as good as Mount View on my patch.
Fortunately, the local chavs make sure it's "cunt View" forever.

(btw, soz about running toward your camera lens screaming in Brum the other week. Expensive-looking camera - shouldn't've put you in fear for it)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I believe you can now get my camera for
£109 so hardly expensive hardware compared to most Flickr-ers on here :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Haha! Woo!
But what a dilema!
You could have really painted on the real sign,took a pic, but then it would be RPS!
RPS or Image manipulation? ARRRGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Howdy Northerner :-)
like the upside dow sea sky scapes :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Hello.
Cheers.
I've just tried another couple, but they were crap.I think the idea is thoroughly milked!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Not milked if you
put enough together to make a calendar . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hmmm....
I shall review the situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Come to think of it,
You're probably not far from Bell End.
Check the A-Z or the I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T if you don't believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# *googles "bell end"*

EDIT:
Pffft! Beckham!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# bodmin has a
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Heh.
That used to get a giggly from my brothers and I when we traveled past it on the way to Cornwall.

I once took a cheeky road-side slash on the Brown Willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# You know you want to.
We regularly swapped the I and E around on a sign for a house called "The Pines" on our road. They eventually had them welded in place.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Did you also do
Wartery Fowls in Torquay in the 70s? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Perhaps this should be links boarded, but:

Find your closest naughty place name.

My closest is "Minges".
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# minges campbell?
erstwhile lib dem leader?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Yes.
He has been butchered, cut in to tiny pieces and smeared over a stretch of land near Sawbridgeworth. They then called the area after him, posthumously.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry]


xkcd
Far side
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# twee means
unfashionable / daggy, correct?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I thought it meant "cute extreme"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I thought it meant "covered in scabs and pissing out hot jets of thrush".
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D

oh, as in "there's something in'twee" ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# IT BUUUUURNS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# 'appen
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# ARF!
hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Belle and
Sebastian.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# its an abbreviation of sweet
/etmymology nerd
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# But sweet in a charlie manner.
Sort of a nice cottage with roses around the door and wisteria, stylee.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# tweed vagina?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# witha smoking jacket?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# How cultured
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# How clutered
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# How clitured
/inevitable
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Em.
Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# .
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Pfffffft!!!
I laughed way to hard at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# She said 'twee'
not heavily bruised. Tsk.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# An idiot's guide to fisting
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# its like they're covered in blue gravy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# yeah, a smurf spunked on them
smurftastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# radioactive smurf?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Nah, Mofaha is using a UV lamp
to check it's genuine smurf spunk.

There's a lot of counterfieting going on. Some people are trying to pass off Blu-tack as genuine smurf spunk. It fetches (or felches, if you prefer) a high price in the Chinese aphrodisiac market.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# last thing you want is mislabled smurf clot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# 250,000 chinese men die every year
from fake Smurf SpunkTM
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Please, give generously to stop this injustice.
or we'll run out of cockle pickers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# WILL NO-ONE THINK OF THE COCKLES?
Without cockles, this London lad will die.
Just five pounds per day will buy him cockles and jellied eels.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Mmmmm
blue gravy :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# nice purples
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# another corker :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Oh my!
but also woo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# that's rather cool
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# That's absolutely fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# very pretty, woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Is it the blue man group as they descent into hell?
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# ...they say they want me to find their murderer...

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# FROZEN IN CARBONITE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Goodness . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Gracious!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Me!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# fablass
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Loveliness
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Help needed - band logo!
Im looking for the creative and quirky minds from B3ta to help out on getting a cool logo/artwork for my band. The kind of thing thats will be on the website and t-shirts... we're recording and EP now, signed, but thought this would be a cool place to get something a little bit different for a band logo....

So .. the name is 'this years model'

Cool pictures/logos with the name in would be awesome...

Influences include, biffy clyro, reuben, foo fighters, hundred reasons... if you want any more info/ demo tracks to help, email me at [email protected] ...

Would be great to get some help!




(thisyearsmodel, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Ah, the beauty of nature.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# A hard act to follow . . . but you did !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Hahahah
Was that originally a bird of paradise?
Edit: OK I've checked the filename :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# ok, I charge £50 per hour as a normal rate
but can be flexible depending on colours, simplicity of design etc

I assume you will be making money from the TShirts so we may need to talk about a larger commercial income based fee.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Bargain!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# it is as I work very fast
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Dancin devil dude
Do you have your dancin lil devil dide in icon form? Like 100x100 because I think he rocks and just makes you wanna dance with him. :)
(kalahara, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:10, archived)
# Ok, but do you do oral?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Bah - I'd do it for free
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Well, I wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Hehe
Are your clients aware how much time you spend around here, slipped into their bill? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I still get the work done
and they come back for more, so I'm clearly not overcharging.

Also, you've probably noticed I disappear from the board for hours/days at a time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# yeah, sorry to inform you, but i dont see this working
others have failed at this before you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# please send me your credit card details and pin number and i will send you your design
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I'll have a look at my logos


I also think it would be great to get some help, but have you seen the cost of some of these psychiatric drugs, man, like £10 a pill some of these testing ones
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# ATTACK!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# hahahahahah
there are quite likely computer games of this ilk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Hmm, have you ever been here before?
You must love to be violently internet raped.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I never thought it'd get to fly twice in a night


Especially as I only made it an hour ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# doesn't like it's flown even once.
which is a worry since it's a medical plane :S
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# flown once, but only landed once.
As they say "A good landing is one you walk away from. A great landing is one where they can use the 'plane again."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# SHOW US ON THE DOLL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Here's one

I call it "Gordon Brown in Superman Prison Thing"

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# bites*
Got myspace page? Can design for cash, natch, I'll do half any other bids, because it'll be half as good. I already done an official logo for a business and everything
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# is this what you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Well, here's your LP artwork sorted anyway. No charge.
If you think you need a logo, stop making music. Just stop.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# If you think you can be a commercially successful band
without any kind of brand or image (which a logo is a huuuuuge part of) then please do reconsider. Being musically kickass just isn't enough.
(Wombatovic, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# all you need
is an advert on tv

with "THE AMAZING NEW ALBUM BY [band]"

and then it's like "OMG IT'S AN AMAZING ALBUM! I BETTER BUY IT!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# how about something like this? (3 variants)



I'd be happy to work up the design properly, but you'd need to pay me first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# why, that's some fine material you've created that's legally copyright to yourself there
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# it's only a quick sketch
but I'm still not having him nick the idea without paying ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# of course
can't beat a good old fashioned legal bloodbath :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# thems goods them
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# ...
Very cool... will send it to the band to see what they think...
(thisyearsmodel, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# HOW ABOUT THIS 1?


contact me for prices lol
(juanito, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# evenin all :)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# You really are too good at this.
You're making the rest of us look bad.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# ^that
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# he looks worried
like he's just remembered he left the iron on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# What are it called!?
It's most woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Stanley
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# woo!
another fine humandescent pic!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# SPACEFISH!
Still gorgeous?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# HumanDecent.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# More than just your basic birdog . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Class as ever Sir.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Lovely work as usual sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Woo!
Amazing :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Woo with this fella
Ace stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# still the best Meme there is.
Have you given your name to this Meme yet?
[edit]
I like the idea of some Memetics nerd talking about the HumanDescent Meme. It's pretty fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# You are a god!
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Mugsy's picture in the "Something about Mary" mode..
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# *attempts to assemble deckchair*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# that's down there too
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
#
something about mary Fucking huge file.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I'm pretty sure you already posted this in the right place.
Don't get put off if you don't get an instant response - posting it again and again won't help.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# you are making a meal here
of delia
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Actually, people'd be far more moved by this pic if they only realised that the sticky white substance actually is human semen.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8155567

You're my hero.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I'm getting De ja vu
(Wize, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Fuckin stroll on!
I've only used the wrong image. This is the one I made the 50k version from.

Deepest apologies.
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# No, I tell a lie
This is someone elses thread.

How Confusing!
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Poor Mr Gronk


(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Spike Milligan FTW
So is this pic.

Clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# i luff the lion
i r gives it lion cuddils

*cuddils lion until its better*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Shave all your heads or your legs will drop off = fear / shaving = Bald Twit Lions.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Bald Lion Twit sandwiches?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Needs more...
fuck - can't remember what he put on his head.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
#
He bribed a part-time hairy ant-eater to sit on his head; it really looked like real hair, but the lion got hick-ups and, each time, hairy ant-eater fell off. "I'm off," he said (which was obvious as he'd just fallen off). Lion was heart-broken. "Sad growls," he said.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# That's the chicken
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# FEZ FEZ FEZ
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I'll fez YOU
in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Just like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# crikey, it was THAT big?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I think you need to update shitrags
the world needs to know.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I'll do it tonight
I have to go to work soon.

There is an update on its way.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# The world can plainly see that he's trying to pass the blame onto someone else.
He just needs to tell us WHY he doesn't pull the chain like the rest of us.
Is it some misguided 'green' thing, or just a weirdo bum anxiety gone wrong, like (EDIT - fellow b3tan I don't really want to humiliate)?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
#
miggle moggle cake
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# THE PLOT THICKENS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# \o/
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Is there not a rule
about posting your own stuff?
Or at least giving credit where it's due?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Let's get ANGRY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Sorry.
Not angry, just perplexed how someone could just cut and paste that without the obligatory flaming. I guess they were more tolerant times.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# haha Baldy!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# knee trumpets?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# knee trumpets?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# KNEE TRUMPETS?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *K*N*E*E* *T*R*U*M*P*E*T*S*?*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# farmers.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# COUCH?
(hahaha! , btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Also, how DARE you use language like "?'*^%" on this board?
Were you born in a barn?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I agree
couch?

I suspect Mr Capp would not use such a word.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# It's a northern
settee - so he definitely would!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# nope, I can't make sense of what you just typed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Fuck
me neither. Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Fight! Fight! Fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Which is best? Homer Simpson or Andy Capp?
There's only one way to find out!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Collatallie Sisters?
haha
is that off the day today
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Yep yep
yep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I'm
gonna have to watch that again.
I think shes American and a show off if memory serves.
Wow TD2D what a trip,
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Andy Capp ovo
At least he has stuck to his fightin weight
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Yummy
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# heh heh
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# HA!
that blouse suits him, it does.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Ok, I am pissed off here as I have no decent image editing tool
so please imagine I cut out his face, and put it on the egg, matching skin tone and blending appropriately.

/IMAGINARY PICTURE HERE\
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
that's awesome. I love how you blended the skintone perfectly.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I was thinking exactly the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO! You made me do this! After I promised not to!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# *WATCHES POST LOAD*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# *shrugs as if it's hardly the end of the world*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# hahaha
I did though! i think its more to do with the weak wireless connection i'm stealing, than your post. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# this was appropriate at one time:
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# fuel scoops!
quick!
(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# *buys docking computer due to reluctance to attempt it manually*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# cryters!
kryten??
(em22, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# pffft
elite II ftw.
(taids2 punched himself in the balls on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# The fourth game in the series didn't really sell well
(ormondroyd, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Ha ha! Oh Horace!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# _.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Awesome!
*glees*
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# How about the "Something about Mary" version??
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# This is my chara, Sam

At the end of the story I wrote.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Aww nooooes!!
I didn't like the ending :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I'm sorry.
:[
It was a little depressing, I guess.

I was thinking of putting it into my comic. I'm not sure, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I suppose you could.
It's a good story, and it'd make the comic bigger too :)

I take it your day was not the best ever?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I'll think about it.
No, it was not very fun. I spent it at a craft fair, offering fake smiles to old ladies. And yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I read your journal :)
Mine was good.
Outside PC World was a woman selling food from a trailer with the sign
"Jodi's Baps" with the playboy rabbit on it.
"Sweets 'n' Treats"
and
"Bites to eat"

But she spelled "to" wrong.

I wrote it down to remind myself to tell people.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Hahah
wow.

There was a guy across from us at the fair, selling home made dog treats, and these kids kept buying them to eat. I thought they were for people at first, then I saw flavors like chicken and beef-cheese, and got confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Hahah!
On our way back from Plymouth, we went to Trago Mills (it's a big market building with everything you could ever want inside) because mum wanted to get some lamb for tea (yuck).
We ended up buying nougat for me, my sister and mum's boyfriend, three pens (for me, mine keep breaking), a washing basket, washing powder and a little notebook.
Mum almost forgot the lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Hahahah
nice.


And ew, lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I agree.
I can't stand lamb.
For someone who is not a vegetarian I eat very little meat.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# what wrong with lamb?
they are cute?

you can wear bits of them

and smear their innards in mint sauce, yum!

tho on the bad side, they sometimes get lost and kark it without folk knowing where they are, and then they fill up with methane and explode leaving a mess of rotting burnt lamb guts on the hillside

still, gotta laugh innit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I just don't like most meat.
I don't disagree with eating it, I just eat very little myself.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I like lamb :)
but like anything else folk like different things

I was just having a lamb moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Aaaaarrgggghhhh!
Trago Mills!
Burn it! Burn it to the ground! (again)

I used to live not far from Trago Fucking Mills.


(Also used to live in Ply Fucking Mouth)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I am so sorry.
I hate Trago, to be honest. And they're so paranoid, too!
They make you CHECK OUT of the shop!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Check out?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# In case you have stolen anything.
They check your receipt.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# ooh!
They do that at Sam's Club. Which, thinking about it, sounds like this place you're talking about. You could buy basically anything there, except it's all in huge 'value' packages. Stupid, fat arse Americans.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# They have places like it all over the world, it's not just America.
Also: Gaygas
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I'm going for a shower - I'll be back soon!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Whut!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# From the letter I sent you. Gaygas.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Ok I'm back! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I wish there was a word
"there're"
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# has he been shot in the top of the head?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# well, you know
There's no perfect endings...
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# right
i love this picture so much it makes me want to poop.

Night night b3ta.

*chucks in a pineapple bomb
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# nnnnnnight
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# No.
At the end of the story a lot of shit happens, and so he stops taking care of his hair, like bleaching the roots and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Naturally blood coloured hair is awesome!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Hahah
It was supposed to be brown. But I'm retarded sometimes and forget that the Copics blend together. Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Wonderful as ever.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# That's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Mofaha!
I see you're back from "Cranberry"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# No perfect endings?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Ning.


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# what's going on here?
i demand an answer or there will be roubles
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# The sky switched places!
I did some yesterday.
www.b3ta.com/board/8151906
www.b3ta.com/board/8151187
www.b3ta.com/board/8150850
www.b3ta.com/board/8150580
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Yay!
'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# upsidedownland is funland
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I think the other ones worked better
but this still fucks with my head
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Yeah.
Not enough happening!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# These are crazyawesome
and make my head hurt. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Normal
(mookiepookie 1 third of a spoon, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# HAHAHA YOUR A GAY
sorry, I just saw that in my autocomplete and instantly wanted to say it.

In reality, this is most confusingly humourous. :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Hahah ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Why yes, yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaaaa
reminds me of Oxford Street
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Reminds me of my mother.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is fucking great!
Hahahahaha!
:D
*clicks*
How very awesome :D
*clicks again, harder*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Low riders . . . ride a little higher . . .
bad dad dad dad dat . . . dat dat dat dat daaaaaaaaaaa . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# If only it was.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# It is in my world
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Sadly, your world just isn't like everyone elses.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
How many things like these do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Dunno
I've made a few in my time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Arf :]
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Imagining the noise makes me laugh:
"muh" "muh" "muh" "muh" "muh" "muh" "muh" "muh"
"mng" "mng" "mng" "mng" "mng" "mng" "mng" "mng"
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# just realised this isn't a newspaper comic, and its a bt old

...how old was I when I made this?
Click for bigger (99KB)

I should probably comment on how much I like this more than I like Dilbert.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahah
I don't understand what the straw is for!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Cheap and Horrible. .. but you get the idea.
2 Secs....
50KB,... Christ,.. lemme go find that size out.
Photobucket

(Edit number 50023, thank christ, cheers for that Lemony Link, .. albeit it's really small now.

The text is "just" readable.
(Looneytwuns, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I just got a call from the moon,
etc.

/edit: I like his little frog collar
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# woo!
this is most interOH NO YOU DON'T YOU FUCKING MIGHTY MOUSE SCROLL WHEEL IF YOU STOP SCROLLING DOWN AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY SMASH YOU AGAINST THE WALL.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# i gave up on my mighty mouse
and bought a standard pc mouse

instant joy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# woo!
*considers doing the same*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# yep yep yep
Ahh gots me the Logitech G5,

*brags

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# too much bigness, please
make ensmallerised instantly yes?

edit: try again, still too big, ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# waohzers look at the size of that thing
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation
Thank you
USE THE EDIT BUTTON
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# your welcome :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# The Hypnotoad is from Futurama.
Also FILESIZE!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I'm afraid I don't get the idea.
But the filesize gives me a raging hard-on.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I like the idea, but sizewise....?


edit: now it's FTW - nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# despite all the nazis
a big woo from me!
hypnotoad ftw
(Cluster, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# NO!
READ THE FAQ.
Jesus Christ.
50kb or under!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# We are on about file size, not physical size
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# getting there
only 3 times too big now.

and i'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# not worth a thread - it's not a photoshop



click for biggerer (660k png)
(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I can't have been the only person to have thought this.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# erm...
what have you done exactly? I have a couple of copies of that LP but gotta confess I haven't got the sleeve to hand at the moment

edit: ok so there's an extra pigeon, in addition to the UFO and the cupcake
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# It's a Jefferson Airplane cover
with the catch that pigeon, well, err, pigeon.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# could it be the addition of the pigeon?
/doesn't have the album
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Pigeon
Added I have.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Someone asked me to do one of road signs.
so I did.



and the took it a bit further:



(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# allo a!
allo b!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I was thinking along those lines, too...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Hahah!
Woo to ^That and ^^Those
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)

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