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# Them bones..
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# Turns out, he was right afterall...


RIP
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# RIP Mr Clarke
I'm listening to Songs of Distant Earth as a sort of tribute thing, while drinking tea

It's a fitting tribute, I think
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# not really
fuck a dark skinned boy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# *bropes*
*melges*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# what's that got to do with ACC?
?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# why the hell do you think he moved to sri lanka?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# sunshine, tax, and diving.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# My mam didn't like him for that.
Hence I didn't see 2001, till I rebelled.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# NITE NITE I GO SLEEP NOW NOT LIKE ARTHUR C CLARKE AND DO BIG SLEEP
I DO LITTLE SLEEP

zzzz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# pfft
wanker :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Just cause you didn't make that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# the french call orgasm "le petit morte"
the little death....

i dont know why i bother... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# As the celebrity funeral parlour always is.
Apart from Pauly Shore. A recent entry.

/If I did it, I'd be bloody quick about it..

Anyway Arthur C Clarke. It's a shame to see you dead. I know you're watching me, probably not so much now as you would have been because now I'm eighteen. Anyway thanks for doing something for Film Science Fiction. And Sci fi in general.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Shame
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# maybe you should get a tattoo of his face.
 
y'know, like a tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)
# doodles
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# god
I SO want to see this animated

it'd be fucking great :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
yep, this.
Cossack dancing, preferably.
Despite the inevitable casualties.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I was more thinking that I really want to see it pasted
directly onto the actual skyline. That would be surreal and excellent, although on the downside would probably break physics.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Ah! ah! Ah! ah! Ah!
I loves it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# this ^
edit: oh forgot this
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I never quite understand the crazy faces
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# [[-_-]]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# is that ears
I dont know
All I do know is that I have a nice hot chocolate :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I want hot chocolate.
I has...water...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# *pours some in cd drive - sends to killerkitti*
Oh shit I has broked laptop again :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Your pokemon seems to be broken and on a rampage.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# RARR!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# wee!
Things out of place!
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# It took me a while to realise there was anything wrong with that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# it looks perfectly fine to me
Shrek? - yup
Puss In Boots? - yup
Donkey? - yup
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# She fits so perfectly in there.
It must be fate
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
[challenge entry] a sad day for the future

obituary
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I dont see the point of your graph
but yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# *points at the big black monolith*
WOOT YAYNS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# i like this,
all wrong, woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# wow.new name i see.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Hahaha :D
I go sleeptiemnow bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# ^thissle.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# ntie ntie
the call of the dyslexic sleepr

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Someone spelt "Night" as "nyt" earlier on msn.
I nearly E-SLAPPED THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# OMG NO WAI!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# night!
*plumps pillows*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# IM RUDER!!
Wazzock!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# NUMPTY!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Flibbetygibbet!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# NINCOMPOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# hi ppl! I'll jus pop this in here
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# WHAT?
FLYING VIDEO RECORDERS?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# WUH?
where'd you get the new portishead album so early?!?!?!!1!??!111/1/1//1//
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Do you want it?
It is fucking ace!

When is it meant to come out?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Third?
It's leaked. It's not as good as Dummy, but it still is pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Aye.
But its a case of waiting so long for something, if you havent got the sense to take it for what it is, its gonna be a let down Sam!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# OK WHAT. WHO ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I AM YOUR MOTHER!
AND GOD!


Jesus man, your mother is God!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I'M TURNED ON, DRE. DO YOU WANT WHAT?! DO YOU? DOOOO YOOOOOOU?1jldf,.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# OH HELLO SUSHI!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Hello Sam!
*feels like the Devil in Reaper....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Don't tell me you've forgotten about Dre.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I'm not sure whether to laugh, or hurt you :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Do both at the same time.
It'll be great, you'll look like a psycho.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# smack him dave
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Spitting blood in his face in a Durden-esque way, laughing maniacally?
Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# There are no drawbacks to this plan.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# All you motherfuckers wanna come around
talk about like ive dropped off and i stay well off and dropping matches and gas and stuff and what about the state of the world bank and you run around talk about guns like I aint got none what you think Ive forgotten about the economic crisis that the sub-prime market has created? Biyatch!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# i forgot about fiscal policy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# MONGY YOU LIAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# might have been leaked ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# What is this Bit Che?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# torrent
search client. Free to use the basic client. Donation required to unlock specific search categories. Googles just fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# for something that took 10 years to make
its very minimalistic
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I totally don't believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# You can e-mail me and Ill send it to you,
Its already come out on all the torrent sites.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# no, about it being good.
 
I do have Dummy, but it just got overplayed into the ground, and those live orchestrations were a bag of wank
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
TORRENT THAT, BITCHES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It is really good, as long as youre not expecting another dummy, as my rt rev friend above said. Take it as it is, its better than most shit that comes out now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Portishead are ace live. Listen to their ATP performanace. It rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# 28th april
and i'll be buying it, but thanks for the offer.
i'm seeing them live at brixters academy! woop woop
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I had no idea horses worked that way.
Thank you for educating me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# b3ta = education
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# education = mind rape
therfore and henceforth,

B3ta = Maddie!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# It's a good thing too.
I seem to be spending more time here than I do on my degree.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# goodness!
well I hope it helps a bit, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# It has taught me many things.
But sadly, none of them at all relevant to what I should be learning.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Tomorrow I'll get some solid work done.
Always tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# BUM AIDS REALY HIV LAULS
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Flying turd?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I thought that
looks like poo poo
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
#
whale penis/turd
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# A plane?! In the Thames?! D:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# no its a lazerturd!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# D: POO PEW PEW
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# surely
POO POO POO ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Yes, but I feared the laser aspect might not have come across so easily :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# THE LAZER ASPECT ALWAYS COMES ACROSS!!!
D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Its the result of some reporter saying
that its (the plane) is like a whale with wings *shrugs*
*goes n stands in corner...*
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# THE WIND FISH IN NAME ONLY
FOR IT IS NEITHER.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Oh well /o\ (*hangs head*)
I looked EVERYWHERE for a decent whale piccy. Obviously to no avail.
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# O_O


no reason, and too poo for it's own thread
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I'VE MISSED YOU DISCOMEATS
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Ive missed you too man
group hug?

group bacon sandwich fest?

trampolining session?

throwing bottles at tourists and then running round the corner and giggling?

hmm, all those things sound great :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# All of those things must be done.
PARTICULARLY BACON RELATED ONES :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# \o/
let's bacon

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# O.....k...
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# tho this is an aeronautical thread
tho I really don't feel it would be appropriate to bring up her flaps.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# The Airwhale A380. An absolute bus of an aeroplane.

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry] 3 seconds and i'm done
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# whos it modelled on then?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# it's me :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Really?
A/S/L?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# aww, what happened to your bollocks?
and when did you get tits?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# this has had your heart and soul go into it
*clicks like crazy*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# and his cock?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# maybe, but
i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Those tits want to fist that cunt-fuck.
AICLALOFLROLF..or some bollocks.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# UNEXPECTED ANTIGRAVITY BOSOMS
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# it is all i see of women, is ther more to them?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# yeah, theres an extra hole some where up past the tits.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Don't call it a comeback!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I FUCKING HATE YOU!
YOU COMPLETE CUNT! HOW DARE YOU DRAW YOUR MUM/MY LOVER LIKE THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# why have you not ben posting nude pictures?
soon you'll be up to 8350 posts. a true landmark!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# You know that if you want more nudity you only have to give me a
compliment.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# nice new username...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# It was only for a joke earlier,
but I cant remember the punchline!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Needs moar tubgirl.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha
now this is original!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# bowling for concubine
(muckluks notsureyet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# this'll end up prickly
*burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# got a spare one?
i'd love a ciggie right about now/
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# soundslike you need an emergency trip to a petrol station or 24 hour type coop thing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# petrol station about a mile away and i don't drive
and i am broke.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# :/
you could try mugging someone?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# *toasts marshmallow over the flames of the infidels*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# ah
that's why it was so slow
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# looks like your pic has gone on strike
And other bowling related puns
Edit: Oh its back again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# i really hate celine dion.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# i've had worse
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# meh!
men.

pffttt
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# it wasn't bad, just too many songs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# silly mongoose
wheres my other sexy boy, nipples got to?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# yes?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# LICK MAH BOOTS
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# KISS MA RING
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# WHICH ONE?
LOLLOLL
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# take your pick
i have more than a hundred.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# PWOAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# NO MORE FUCKING IMPROVEMENTS!
IM FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU LOT AT NUTS AND SUCH MAKING THESE PEOPLE LOOK BETTER THAN THEY REALLY ARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# hahaha. can this really be improved on tho?
www.musicweek.com/pictures/468xAny/u/g/r/celine_dion.jpg

SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE!

NAAAAY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# PLEASE tell me that's already photoshopped
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# undoubtedly
but they seem to have failed in their goal
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# hhahaha, maybe she' like rumour willis and just looks naturally shopped/gnoppeds
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Yes it can....
i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcomme/improve.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I wouldn't even do her with the lights off.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# haha how did i guess it'd be something like that
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# It wasnt guessing.
You just saw the only way it could be improved.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Sealion Dion more like.
I MADE A FUNNY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I loikes smee lions
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Vaseline Dion
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# top blummin' punnage there, what now
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I keep meaning to 'shop that
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# VASELINE DIJON. :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I have to ask why...
also shopped pics only pls
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# one word.
THT-FUCKING-SONG-FROM-TITANIC-IT-DOES-MY-FUCKING-HEAD-IN-AND-SHE-LOOKS-LIKE-A-HORSE.

ok so one reaaaaaaaaaaaally long word
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# ashually
after seeing her talk about that i hate her less (she also hates that song)

but she can cunt right off
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Thats fair enough
At least she can sing tho' even if most of it is bilge
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# phwaor, sexy
the pic's not bad either ;)


and with those kind words i'm off to bed
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# take me with you..
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# you'll miss you interview toots,
night night *huggles*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# night night tootsie
*hugs and gropage*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# cor blimey
i'll sleep tonight ;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Sleep with a tissue beside your bed.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# there's a box there already
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Handy for those little accidents.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I like her, she looks like a donkey.
(I like donkeys)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# CELINE DION!!!?!?!?!
the Canadians still haven't officially apologised for her
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# hahahah. yes.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# has it been shopped?
its hard to tell
and i'm liking the father jack quote.
i like 'drink' it has so many uses
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# as does..GIRLS
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I've only found a few uses for girls.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# how do you stop them pointing and laughing?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Get them drunk beforehand.
That solves most of the problems.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# this^
or ruhypnol
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# i'll have to try that
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I think you should.
Right after you drink this bottle of vodka...*offers*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# *drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Perfect.
*drags to bedroom*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# "I believe in the women's movement - I hate it when they just lie there"
/Theopolis P Wildebeest (Lenny Henry)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Celine Dion is up there with Athena and Apollo
her music truely moves me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# me too
straight to the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Pewpew
#89

#90

cfb
oldcomic is old. Though I'm sure there are some of you that remember it! the rest

(teh shongage Wonders how the real world renders so fast, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Ahhhh clever!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# i remember, good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I lol'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# oo
I not seed this before :)

and did something just dissapear?

edit: haha :D

I am amused by this :)

edit: MABEL! THINGS ARE DISSAPEARING AGAIN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# ALL THAT TYPING WASTED.
And: Where's that Henry website, Grunty?
I'll give you bloody fjords.
(or would if I could affjord 'em, hahaha)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# It's done, ashually.
Just not posted the link, y'bastud....

I'll have it sorted soon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# *anticipates with ghee*
h L
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Who is mabel?
Your imaginary dead wife?

I demand answers!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# fm!
this is awesome *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# FUCKING INFINITY!
HOW DARE IT TRY AND KILL HUMANITY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# are you douglas adams?
i like this,
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I think
Douglas Adam's Thetan may have attached itself to me :x
(teh shongage Wonders how the real world renders so fast, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I never post


Maybe I shouldnt
(Plog, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# over time
everything resembles George Cloonsy

post moar, you'll feel better for it!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# SOMEONE DELETED A THREAD
'RAGES'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# yes
and I made a big throbbing post on it too!

I'm outraged!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# You posted!
That means you automatically have a 5 year contract to post on b3ta.

LEGAL BINDINGLOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I do
read b3ta everyday but my skills with stuff is low, however the latest compo seemed a perfect excuse to draw 2 lines and put someones face on it.
(Plog, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I just entered my geology coursework.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Be careful not to stain it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Too late
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# If you smear some ketchup on the other side, you can pretend it was mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Bit o' ketchup.. some bacon in between the sheets.
"I ran out of bread, OK?"*

*NoT FOR EATING, FOR HANDING IN.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# That rocks
excuse the pun!
(Plog, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# /said that accidently once,
much spanging occured.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# yeah it's in the constitution and everything
/less than 5 months until parole hearing
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# You just posted.
+5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# awfuck
I'll never get out of here alive
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Not even in death will you escape the LEGALLY BINDING contract.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# just one minor problem
the devil got my soul first so the b3ta contract is null & void

unless Rob is the devil?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# b3ta>devil.
B3ta EXISTS.
Sorry if you're like uber christian. If you are, ignore my previous comments.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I hate all religions
except Jedi
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# was it so?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# yOU ARE IN A Dark Place, HAve this..
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHHAHAHH!
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Alice In Chains - Dam That River
Ahhhhhhhhh, broke you in the canyon..
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# You LOVE it, you dirty cock.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I do love the dirty cock, also :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# You sexy, motheruckeerrrrrrrrr!
- Prince.

Prince is a cunt.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# QUICK, DELETE IT.
LEGAL REASON OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# hahahaha
now that's special
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I was channeling some VERy special dark energy that night.
Oh yes. You sexy lemur.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# TONY HARRISON
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I WANT THIS ON MY ZEN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# AAHhaha, Zen like a MOTHER-CUNT!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# HAaHA!
:D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# WOO HAH
I GOT U ALL IN CHECK
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I WONDERED WHAT THOSE OTHER LYRICS WERE.
I COULD ONLY UNDERSTAND "WOO HAH" FROM THE SAMPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# So when do you wanna meet for a beer big boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# whenever mate, i'm not up to much
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# neither am I.
Do you know of any other local lads? I know Admiral Drew Peacock was, but I dont know if hes ever around anymore....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# oh me.
pick me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# you going to come to sidcup?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Where do you live then cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# he is in exile
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Cheshire
but I have a place in Hammersmith I visit from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# not round the s/e, there was a few, couple of years back, meh my memory went tho
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# This is very :D-making
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# what?!?!
I don't understand!!

AAOAAAGAJjgdjkgjadsgmabMMLNNLNLMLGNLGM!!
*spazzes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Post more.
JAPES A PLENTY!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# This is the cover of a newsletter my landlords sent me.
I've seen those hands somewhere before.
(Lambkin, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I think I've seen those hands before too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# It's all in the wedding ring!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Was too traumatised to cut out both hands [let alone do a better job on the seams])
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# maybe they need something to eat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Mmmm.
Dessert, sir?
(may be a tad sickly)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# hmm, is that chocolate and strawberry flavoured?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# JAM!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Spread it where you see a gap!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Nope, just coloured.
Shit & blood flavour, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# ahh
traditional country style

hang on a minute, I'll have a hessian sack filled with it and you can put it on the back of a cart and slowly transport it through town :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# "Bring out yer dead!"
DONG!*

"Bring out yer dead!"

DONG!



*suitably dolourous sound of bell ringing, not t'other meaning
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# that doesn't usually sound dolourous
so clankybells itis :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# CLANKYBELLS
YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# "Bring out yer dead!"
CLANK
















(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I've seen those hands before too
for example

here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Damn, beaten to it
by the Mrs no less.
(Lambkin, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# haha
what?

hAHAHA :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# There'll be beatings in your household tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# pfft
It's not like she's not sitting at the computer right next to me right now as well.
(Lambkin, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha
awesome if true :D :D

*imagines the rush to get to a computer and log onto b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# they probably have sexfights over it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# It is true!
How sad are we.
(I helped save b3ta! Tonibuns, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I totally just freaked out then.
Seriously, I thought I'd deleted my own thread, I made a D:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# needs more wedding ring
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# SOOOME PEOPLE ARE NEVER HAPPY ARE THEY???!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# bad day?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Indeeeeeeed.
*freaks out again*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# looks like fun
can anyone join in or is it a private freak out?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Go nuts.
Literally.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# did that when I was at primary school, long time teacher couldn't handle me and left teaching when I left the school
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# GC
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# A GC
of the best and fastest kind, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Tonibuns and Lambkins
I wonder what your pet names for each other are....?
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Oh it's simply
heaven


/cunty toap blog
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# You seem to be in a good mood today.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I'm in a spiffing mood thanks.
I was a little miffed earlier but that's because I was lied to over money.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Are those hookers overcharging you again?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# *sides split slightly*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# any methhead can make it, can't be that hard
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# and the fact you are a massive wanker
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# cheers for that.
I guess I was mistaken about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# i'm conformation from above
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# MONGYCHOPS IS RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Snap
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I think when you give people a reasonable
28 days to pay, when they promise to come around in person 7 WEEKS after the invoice but mysteriously don't turn up and the phone is dead I think it's off to the small claims court in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I _fucking_ despise people who take the piss like that
too many small businesses get fucked because of this crap

I hope you are charging them interest
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# haha
well of a sort. He'll come home to all his windows and doors siliconed up and every tap in the house turned on. That's intersting eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# interesting?
sounds more like a completely random unrelated coincidence :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Sad but true
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# This means nothing to me
therefore I do not think I will laugh....

In other news, sing Rockafeller skank by Fatboy slim in a northern Irish accent and tell me it isnt humorous!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# it's bloody slow though
edit: sorry dropped this:

ohhhhhhhhhhh VIENNNAAAAAA
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Intriging...
Right about noy!



Namechange much?


EDIT: Got it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# what a big jesus!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I'm in a shitty mood, so have a shitty picture.
Also: he is sad because he is allergic to nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# :-(
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# And with that
I am going to have to go to bed. N'night lovely, remember you is wuvvums and general gleemakery for wows of the captain variety.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I can understand a few of these words, and they make me smile.
G'night.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# You couldn't be shit if you tried.
YO DRE, CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Wikka wikka
Can I get a witness?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# ..I'm a soldier...
I'm a soldier..
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# That's not shitty
I am in a shitty mood too. Shall we fight?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Yes please.
But using telekinesis, and puppies only.

You go first.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# nnnnnnnggggggg
My dog has just jumped up and yelped. It's working!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I do not have a puppy.
Nor do I have telekinetic powers.

I think you win by default.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# *hugs Flowerpot*
Have you forgotten my Valentines card already?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# No of course not
My shitty mood is only temporary. I've just been checking outstanding invoices and people owe me a shit load of money so had to fire off some "pay or I will break your legs" emails.
I shall fluff up soon enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# ok :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# *Hugs*

^CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Aw thank you
*fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!
Lovely picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Aww *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Noooooo

Has a fluffs.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Aww!
I want one :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# :)
This has made me smile a lot
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# That is extremely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# aww! *has cutegasm*
have this too



it's the cutest thing you'll ever get out of me, damn it:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I've never been very good at cute.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# me neither, to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I am allergic to
joy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# *makes reference to the fact joy can be interpreted as a lady's name*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Awww.
:[

Also, why d'you feel shitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# It's not something I'd like to go into
Mainly because I don't know, not because it's uncomfortable to talk about.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Alrighty.
Well I hope it gets better. *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# So, other than feeling shitty,
how was your day (or something)?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# The day was pretty boring.
Bog standard stuff, filled with drawing, moping and a bit more eating than the last few days put together.

Yours? :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Oh okay.
Dun sound too bad I guess. Moping is always fun. ;]

Pretty boring. I had video game club. Matt thinks he might want me to draw the flyer for our fund raiser. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# DRAW ME, KICKING PEOPLE'S ASSES AT EVERY GAME EVER.
Mainly because I could.

Also, because I'm sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# That would be interesting to explain to the club.
'This is my internetfriend, MrPineapple, kicking all your asses at games. He won't be at the fund raiser, but he is sexy so he gets to be on our flyer'

Not odd at all. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Oh please PLEASE do exactly that.
I'd be forever in your debt.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I actually might.
Because reading over it, it's kinda funny. At the least, he will be based upon you. Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Damn right it does.
However, I'm only in your debt for a fraction of forever for this.

Also: goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Hahah
okay.

Also sweet dreams, sleep well. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I am going to sleeps now.
Goodnight lovely person :)
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Sweet dreams.
Feel better. *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I will, thanks :]
*snuggles up with pillows in bed*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Lovely GOATSE inspired Housing Association newsletter cover
Massive respect to whoever produced this fine image in behalf of the East Thames Housing Association for the cover of their latest newsletter:



I absolutely pissed myself lauging when this plopped through my door. Would love to know who is responsible - any B3tans care to own up? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tonibuns, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# hahaha
goatse pops up everywhere :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# To be honest, I think it's just that we WANT it to look like goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# oh without a doubt it's a goatse
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# IT WAS MEEEE.
MASS GOATSE PEA REPLY TIEM.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# pffft!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Ill tell you what! That is a cute kitten!
And as its just come on the radio, let me say, Elbows new album is fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# YOU MUST BE SOME OTHER DOCTOR DRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# ANIMATE THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Twice in one day!!!
You're really stretching it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# oh totally.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# best ever!
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# *joins in*

apologies for blur, was taken with camera phone whilst a bit drunk after wales france on saturday night :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# needs more wedding ring
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# SOOOME PEOPLE ARE NEVER HAPPY ARE THEY???!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# bad day?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# YES AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
YOOOOOU'RE NOT MY REAL PARENTS!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# YES I AM!!!!
errr, whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I KNOW NOTHINNNG
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME
OHHHHH VIENNA!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I'm well 'orrible, me
but you, you're lovely you are

:P
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# PWOAAAH
CHEERS DOLLFACE
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# 'pandas'
:P
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# doesn't suprise me
fake cos theres no ring
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# But what if there was?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# in that case
*spews*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# You mean on behalf, and also,
You live in a Housing Association?

Pikey! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# "...when this plopped through my door."
Oh God.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# hahaha!!
I missed that
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] The Future

Seems to be Bright AND Orange, surprisingly.
(daio, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# THE FUTURE IS: DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# EMO
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# JUST HOW YOU LIKE IT
More food for you if we're lying strew across the streets, festering slightly like mature cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# DANCES WITH CORPSES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# DACNCES WITH FRIGGIN WOLVES WITH BELLS ON!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# CIF!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# She's still got life in her yet!
/Intervew with a Vampire
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Best of all the anima.... oh.
Actually, no. BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS *dances around*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# gronkpan or Polish can probably help me out with this one
 
what's the name of that 80s post-apocalyptic black comedy (I think it was Australian) which focused on the survivors partying in a leaky bunker til they all die of radiation poisoning?

It included people putting their heads in a microwave for fun (while the crowd chanted "DE-FROST! DE-FROST!"), and a strangely touching scene where a nerdy guy was trying to get the courage to ask a girl on the other side of the room to dance but by the time he did she was dead but he danced with her anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# That SO sounds like an awesome show.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
now this is fucking cracking.
and making me laugh too much.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Hahah-
wait. I don't get it. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# "Orange" service providers advertisement.
For mobile phones, of course.
"The future's bright, the future's Orange"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# british mobile company
called orange who's tagline was "The future's bright, the future's orange"

they tried to launch in NI and Eire, but were advised to change their name by their in house PR
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Orange?
The future is wank!
/hates those fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# My tears flow too
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Is he dead?
I never knew he was fucking alive!

EDIT: Thats actually really wuite hit me. God rest the man, he will forever rest in stars!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# how old was alive?
and was he the pool boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# no longer will we hear the call,
of "ALIVE! ALIVE HO!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# ^this
I had to check bbc news!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# this is quite sweet
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# *touches*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# oooh
*inspired to work suddenly*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# yeah i do that,, i get close to a man and then suddenly they ahve to go and work and do something else
:(
bad mike!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# haha
it's ok, i have the effect of making women slap me in the face, so take a shot Amy
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# i wouldn't slap you in the face mike.
unless it turned you on.

chances are if ever met you my fair lady, i'd buy you some guinness and maybe slap your arse and call you toots.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# toots?
that's a new one on me.
a lesbian i've met twice (pissed both times) put the following comment on a photo of me on farcebook today:

"What a guy :)x"

would love to know what i got up to those two nights
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
i wish i'd meet some drunken lesbains who add me to facebook, i've got feck all friends on there..it's embarassing.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# aaah (hug)
i've got a ridiculous number on there, including two i've never met (one of them is kevin smith to be fair)

quite like having mark hamilton and ash's manager on there (both of whom i've met, and had beers with the former)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I've just come, Dave.
Sorry, nice tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# pfft, be more solemn please.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# May you now touch something else
/phillipino houseboy blog

actually he was an absolute genius, as long as you don't believe anything you read in the Mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# people don't read the mirror
they just look at the pretty diagrams and then use it to line the dog's tray/cover the windows when they're "painting"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# hahaha
I will be claiming for a new keyboard after the unfortunate 'beer-spraying' incident. You will be hearing from my lawyers.

(Actually, can I just have a wet wipe?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# ^this
How dare the guy spend his final years somewhere tropical and nice

the British 'popular' press are about the most hate-fueled publications in existence, Ian Paisley probably has some gay lover according to their lies
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# despite the fact he lived
in Sri Lanka...
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Yes, I know
the Phillipino houseboy is a generic joke, hence the Mirror reference. Meh. Bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Have a poorly done thing


I'm half asleep, what do you expect?
(ccc, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# if he catches rabies from one of those badgers
it's unlikely he'll be staying alive
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Badgers
give cows TB by sucking at their udders for nyummy milk.

(ccc, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# such an unwholesome mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# and cows give humans tb
and then people stop buying milk

because it makes them dead

and the farmers complain "make them buy our milk"

and the government goes "milk is good for you"

and the farmers go "yay"

and the government goes "and clean up your act, fuckers"

and the farmers go "NAY!"

and then they set up the milk marketing board, to piss everyone off

and yay!

I feel like I've learned something

and what's more, so has everyone else! because there were never farming health scares ever again!

huzzah!

"but what about foo..."

I said THERE WERE NEVER FARMING HEALTH SCARES EVER AGAIN

"huzzah!"

I should work for the government, I KNAAAAW NAAAATHING :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# and Crusha make stuff that goes in milk to make milkshakes
I smell a conspiracy, or at least complicity.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Badger. Badger. Badger..
XENU! XENU!

Badger. Badger. Badger... etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I can't fucking wait for xenu to motherfucking destroy them all
how I'll laugh :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# If that was in level 3 Scientology..
I'd join! (If it was free.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# if you like
I can construct a complicated electronic device that serves no actual purpose to help you?

only £3,499.99 (inc vat)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# ooooohhhh
do you take American Express?


/Katie Holmes blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Come back tomorrow when normal people are awake and post this! I would bet on it making FP!

EDIT: It does need more MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# its on FP already
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Fuck me...
...the moderators must be half asleep too!
(ccc, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# nah they must be machines
or on something

and i forgot to add
grats on getting yout FP
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I EXPECT BADGERS!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# One day I shall rape Honeydew!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# MRee
Dexionplexis!
Is there anyone else you've been?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# nope
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I know him as Mr Ree, but I call him dekion.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Or Michael.
:D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# dekion.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Ok..ok..
;)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# DEKIONNNNNN
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Beaker?
in a musical?

Oh go on then

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# YES!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I would like to see more of this!
Woo1
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# That is rather ace.
Have a related pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# hahahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Woo!
And does anyone know how easy it is to make a DVD which has some video and a photo slideshow on it and what software it can easily be done in?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# iDVD
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Most unexpected.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# oh very yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# yay
awsomes
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
His gesture of 'No, STOP,' is causing me breathing difficulties

I have been literally gnawed upon by a badger, they remain otherwise lovely despite this misunderstanding
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# ace!
I forgot I did this years ago:
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# me you and sponge on the frontpage at the same time
something's going on here...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# The
certainty of chance?
(ccc, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Arthur C. Clarke
posted using the alias "HappyToast"?
(mrpotes, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Awwww
..I was expecting the snake. Wheres the snake?
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)

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