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# Psychedelic Washing Machine


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(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# That is a head fuck
A nicely drawn head fuck, but a head fuck all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# This is beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# i feel a headache coming on
nice one sir

is this done on a computer machine or with real ink and rulers and drawing circle gadgets and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Is that why I'm always losing socks?
Or is that cos I'm just useless at washing?
(pattybutty and chips, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Fantastic.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Really amazing work.
I wouldn't know where to start.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *yes*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# yaaay!
fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# WOOO!
Clicky for spacked up version
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Aaargh!
I like it when you spack up my pictures. Nice one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# :D
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# this
is amazing. mind provoking and fun :D
(mumified, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# This pleases me greatly
Consider me pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# friends, romans and other hairy critters....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Yes? The hairy kid in the back, do you have a question?
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# This is odd and good
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# odd?
this is b3ta, everything is odd
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Everything everywhere is odd.
B3ta merely distils oddness down to its purest form.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I would gladly welcome our
Romanesque ape overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# happy candles and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Thankyooo
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# ah...
a bit of Apespeare to raise the tone a little...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Benobo Hur?

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Oof.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


Fixed the size.
(MikeXPose, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Needs more British Army
This is, like, todally woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Needs more Bridge-End

Edit/ Sorry just noticed Tie-Rack reference
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hmmm not much viewer exposure on one of those, with it being buried and all...
Also - frickin' enormous!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)
# not a single optimisation company among them...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)
# You wouldn't be able to find a hole big enough to put it in!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Less is more.
I've fixed the size, I didn't realise how big it was until I posted it. Sorry guys.
(MikeXPose, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Pssst...
still double the recommended filesize. 50k for still images.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)
# What people mean
is not size on screen (pixels) but the file size. Under 50K is what's required round here...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Needs more gel
as its rather large
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Quite big, 97.5kb
But funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Thankyooo
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oh NOES!
It's the b3taday Size-Police!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I was just saying,
I like the pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I fucking love this.
*checks the 'I fucking love this' checkbox and everything.*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Too much fighting on the dance floor...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Win on any number of levels...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# haha lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Ace!
/is from Coventry so never tires of hearing Ghost Town
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Grand!


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# kKKooooooooooooooooooooool ala
(mister.frottam, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Totally would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Ooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# .....Entranced.......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ZOUNDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# of the Undergroundz
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Cor!
nipples!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Is it wrong that that source image now makes me hungry for battenburg?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# there's always time for Battenberg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# any time of the day is a good time for pie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I wnat Lemnon Meringu
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)
# he's just signed for Atletico Madrid
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Just after 4.30 is exactly the right time for gin.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# PERFECT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Sexeh!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha!!
jessica rabbits distant cousin
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Bloody hell,,,!
He has quite a Woody!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# "Wahey" Lizard approves...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Shopped only please
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7342411.stm

*nicer eyes though
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Not worth a new thread
But here anyway:
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I'm in a very random mood today...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
#
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Sorry for this link, but this ain't mine to post, and I just killed myself laughing at it:
media.funlol.com/content/img/jaws-kitten.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Dear lord.
www.b3ta.com/board/8284664
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha.
That' great. I've been here about 7 months now and have yet to shop a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# ARG - the enormous fist of doom!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Politicians are always the fist of doom


Toap on a dope
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# HE SHULD USE THE GEL.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ALL OUT OF GEL
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Awesome!
The gel!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# haha!
they always freeze in the headlights...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# random-maybe
amusing-hell, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha!!
and the car behaind can pick 'em up!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Extended Karma Police video?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# How queer.
Where's me washboard?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# *SNORT*
A true lol out of this randomness.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# is he swerving towards or away?
You could make a case for either.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Pffft
me too

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Horton gets neutered
(mister.frottam, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# HA
That'll learn him.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# noeez dey?
is this some sort of anti-drugs event?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# in Paris
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# You're thinking of the command for him to remain
Given with a Fronch accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Haha
Text on a pachyderm!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I was waiting for that...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Horton Fucks a Shitty Pig
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Like this one ?
(mister.frottam, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# My best mate's a policeman, so on this i'm gonna answer no.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# you spelled facist pig wrong
wacca wacca
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# is he a coke head too
... every rozzer I've ever know has been right into his blow.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Went to a roz mate's party once.
One room full of coppers, one room full of civvies, never the twain did mix.

I asked one jokingly where I could get some decent coke, and he told me he didn't know. When I said that as a rozzer he must do, he threatened to arrest me.

Fucking rubbish, they were. Mind - one girl flirtatiously nicked my roll-up from my mouth, toked it, then passed it to a few, who proceeded to apparently get high on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# meh
the people I know who joined the filth did so to combine their twin loves of beating people up _and_ getting paid plenty to beat people up. I think institutional racism was probably an added bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# my best mate is a police man as well
and he'd proably agree that he was a shitty pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ^This
I know a couple of coppers and they think he's a cunt.

They preferred the previous one as he knew was a policeman and didn't mistake himself for a politician.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# this is leeched
from the met's website - they'll find you and arrest you, you know...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Not again,,,
i hope
(mister.frottam, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Pfffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Horton Feels a Prick
but not for long
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# he never uses it anyways.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
cousin it's pets!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Mr Snufflufogus' sisters?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# i don't know what they are
but i want them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha!
symmetrical teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
i want one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Ah but it'd be cruel to separate them
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Yakkity Yak!
Dont talk back!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Milk it!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# "No Hands Sloth" loves these
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# WOO!
Bet you can't eat three!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# These scare me at an almost primal level
:)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Hahaha YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# thats ace
i really do love that
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# One for the oldies
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# would....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# no, west
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Rose?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# fred?
i've been hanging around here for ages waiting for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I told everyone that I couldnt find you anywhere!
I said, "Everyone, I've (G)loucester!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# oh dear god,
that's worse than mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I was quite proud of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# *looks down redsushi's pants*
well, i suppose you need something to be proud of...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Oi!
Im a grower, not a shower!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# proof!
or i'll call you chipolata cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Erm....
catch me one night when Im drunk ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Nicole?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Doctor Livingstone?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Ivor Biggun
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *looks*
of course dear...
*pats shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Pffttt
*no... I am not going to say it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Ben Dover.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)
# no
but very, very close...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Nicola?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)
# yes
i hate my name!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# nothing wrong with your name niccy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# THAT'S the part i hate!
it makes me sound like a fucking airheaded hairdresser! that's why i prefer to be called nick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# *files information away*
rightyo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# it is in my profile, you know
along with a splendid picture of me being a vampire.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# *checks*
oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# actually
i look very bloaty and red in that pic. i'll have to stick some new ones in in a few months, after i've had my stomach done and lost weight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# a band?
i know a lass that had that done,
she looks totally different!
but can't keep a bowl of soup down...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# no
a bypass. you can control the band and i've got no willpower, so i'd be adjusting it so i could eat chocolate! the bypass is the best bet for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# best of luck!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# thanks!
just wish they'd give me a date for it!
anyway, bath tiem methinks. 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Papa?
(beemoh, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I'm sure I seen her sometime
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# you've come up and seen me
ain't cha?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I have photographic evidence
from multiple hidden cameras
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# 30 years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# long story, time machine, space nazis from the future, 3 mad professors (one with great tits)
was quite a time really
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Yay for Robert Rankin :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Blue Tits FTW
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *paints tits blue*
i win!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# i'm too young..
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# How old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# 28
i'll be 29 boxing day.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# OK.
Takes away all things before 1979 from Ivesb.

Give me that Star Wars!

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# ok then.
Empire Strikes Back is the best anyways...=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I wouldnt know....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *slaps*
god damn you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Arf!
In your face Sci Fi geek!

I have never seen any of them and you cant make me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# really?
*kidnaps*
*staples eyelids to forehead*
all set for a star wars marathon?
good!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Nooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# As long as you dont ever make me watch
any of the Terminators, Aliens or Robocops Ill be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# i'm not that much of a bastard.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# he's old enough to know better
but too young to know why

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# *gets*
*feels old*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Nan's so much more mobile these days...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I was looking to see what you had done and then all of a sudden she shot off into the air :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Haha great stuff!
Although if I was being picky - far be it from me - I would say it would benefit from a 'fin' frame or similar to get rid of the awkward cut back in of the old dear.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# yes...
it is a bit awkward. Old people should avoid sudden movements...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# 8:30 am. Assemble robotic Jamie Theakston.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Stop the machine!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)
# NO!
disassemble and send to the farthest reaches of the globe
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Jamie 5 is alive.
DISASSEMBLE, STEPHANIE.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Not disassemble!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# the machine seems to be broken
it keeps installing the brain in the rectum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# It's making an exact replica.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)
# ah.
of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Is this the same machine that builds b3tans then?

*not a direct reference to ivesb

or now I come to think of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# we're not built
we're secreted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# God point - well presented

I bet that tastes salty?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# everything tastes salty to me
especially salt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i wasn't built!
i was lovingly carved...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I think you mean
'Hewn'
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# quiet you!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Ah yea...
I can see that now...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# such a handsome lad...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I am... Thank you

*zips up
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Hmmm
I just watched Metropolis yesterday.

It had a similar theme, although the aryan robot from the future had metal boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Metal Boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Ha ha
You Keeerazzzy revisionist you.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# well, we can't be having those crazy american revisionists taking the glory
what with their lone tank crews singlehandedly saving stalingrad and stopping the nuclear missile, getting the girl and escaping on USS Freedom back to the land of the free in time for cherry pie :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Those wacky WWII-era german types!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# lol! when will they learn!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# they'd better install anti-hanging technology too
just incase he cokes up and loses it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# inspired by Aphex...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# At best this deserves a spanging
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# and at worst?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I haven't decided yet... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I like your sig
*votes*


it would save electricity
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Not to mention all of those kids being forced to do Attack of the 50ft woman jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
# But it would mean less Mongychops!
So it must be a bad thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# ^ This
and those sodding Scarn Cat things...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# power to the people.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Oooooh Betty!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# i'm an inspiration?
*clutches hands to chest*

edit: HAHAHA, I JUST GOT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# viva!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Now that's what I call music, 25!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I'm starting a one man band wagon
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I wish he would just hurry up and release his new album
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the TuPac album.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Biggie Smalls FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Lolizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
What it is, cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Dre, MD
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Oooh, I'd forgotten about him
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# who's he
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# shaddap
ear cataracts?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# THE TREES DON'T NEED TO KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# indeed they don't
get your commemorative tee shirts here, $1 from each sale goes to feed a starving diabetes sufferer in africa*

*may not be africa but all commission to diabetes uk, so far i have made nothing.
mostly because i forgot to add a mark up and only standot likes it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I'm getting utterly bored of how seriously rap takes itself.
Its all pouting and no substance these days. What happened to Run DMC?

Oh yeah.

Well anyway, I wish they'd all stop acting like little spoilt bitches and start releasing some decent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# roland rat ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# The Metropolitan Police FTW, rather.
I'd love to get that rap they released about not being naughty and being good instead. Anti-gang/anti-omgdruqzlolzorz it was, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I think it's time they re-released
"Just Say No"
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I love the Met.
Best* of all the police forces in the mainland UK.

*Except Thames Valley
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Actually, I was listening to the first Eminem album last week and I "LOLed" at the line:
"I dont rap to get the women, fuck bitches,
Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha Eminem's got some great stuff.
"I smoked a whole bag of grass, and fell on my ass, faster than a fat bitch that sat down too fast"

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)
# where do i apply?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# [email protected]


EDIT: There is an excellent B3ta-style flash animation on his website! www.eminem.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# that's weird!
is it supposed to make sense, d'you think? it might help if there was sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# i for one was rather pleased it was silent
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# yes
it's probably for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# The sound isn't linked to the flash.
If you watch it, it's kind of a life story. He starts in the trailer park, then gets a big thumbs-up from "big cheese records" then ends up fat singing to an empty hall, then ends up dead! It's a typical Eminem piss-take.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# well
just so long as he ends up dead ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I have a signed copy of Stutter Rap
It's all been downhill since then.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Woo!
Semi-relevant TJ - tosser! (subject of link, not your esteemed self)
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7345780.stm
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
He hasn't realised he's an old man and thus yesterday's news yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Erm
I'd bet he's younger than Jay-Z

Edit: Oops! 2 years older
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# haha
jealousy perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# TJ the TJ
Sorry about that.

Anyone done the Proverb thing from the newsletter yet?
(Mad Frank, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# TJing a TJ?
*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# only about four people
see the links board
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# gaaargh this argument annoys me
they've had hip hop for years at Glasto on the jazz stage, that's not a problem. The problem is that JayZ is a cunt who produces terrible commercial hiphop, but the organisers can't see this because they're so desperate to be 'down with the kids'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# :D
I met him once, he grunted at me!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# *forgets about that person*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# The desert gives him the right hump
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# HUMPHREY!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Oh I should have thought of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# but you didn't!!
and now it belongs to me!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# make your t-shirt into a hat and piss on it too keep you cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# That's one for the 'top tips' bit in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# but
where does he get the left and middle humps from?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# You'll have to ask ivesb he's the one with all the smart answers
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# uh?
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# humps!
where?!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hah hah hah..
*humps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# *jumps*
too slow, chicken marengo, too slow for THIS cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Can you smoke them?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# You may get them (lumps) if you do (smoke)!!!!111!!!!1!!!one!!!eleventy!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Those brave indigenous otters...
...selflessley defending the Empire.


What ho, old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Woohoo!
Clicks fur sich!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Yay
I do luv a beaver
'specially a freshly stuffed one.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# but thats an otter
shirley?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# water otter?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# aceness!
*sleeps soundly knowing the otter brigade is on the job*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# we'll fight them on the banks of our polluted shopping trolley and red crayfish infested rivers
splendid stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Sir, you are not alone
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Good job really...
...enemies are everywhere, you know!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# OH HAI POPULAR WEASEL
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# weasels are weasily recognised
stoats are stoatally different
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# No.
Weasels are common scum that wander about nekkid, stoats are sartorially elegant.

See proof above.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)
# that's why weasels are so weasily recognised
stoats would never run around nekkid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *searches for poof above
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I say
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Check me sig before ya hate me
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Woo yay for science punnage
*click*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# this bandwagon has been in a farmers field for the last 20 years and has rotted away to almost nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I know.
That's why I'm shagging it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# waste not
want not..
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *Removes glove*
*Slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# too late!!
*hates*
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# arf!
also tj, science or taking the piss
pown.alluc.org/?uid=1273
clockwise or anti?
for me it's clockwise anyone any different
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# clockwise
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Who fuckin cares?

Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# i fucking care
you got a problem with that?
edit/ would too
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Yes...
Yes I have....

edit/ would three
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Those things always confuse me.
The hardest thing is trying to see it going the opposite way without taking your eyes off it.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# it says that most of us see it anti
load of bollocks i reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# does it mean anything?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# i dunno
other than b3ta uses the right side of it's collective brain and the rest of the world doesn't, we're special.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# \o/ yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hmmm
both.
if i look for a bit and blink...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Of course it true its on the interweb
ashley, its a simple method used to demonstrate right/left brain functions developed from Sperry's work on epileptics (he cut the main nerve connecting brain halves)

/Open uni thread off
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I swear that it does both
Im sure I can see a join section in the animation where it flips form one to the next.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Yeah,
I thought that too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Clockwise
until I look at her shadow for a bit then look back up, then it's anti-clockwise
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)
# and you aneuploidy that image?
RIS - aneuploidy is where wrong number chromosome s in zygote
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


I amde a video too!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha!
X-cellent....
hehehehe!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# x-actly what the future should hold!
y would i want to ride in anything else?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# b-have
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# c u, jimmy
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# A-stounding...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Alloys, sat-nav, targeting computer...
man, this thing is STACKED!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Marvellous :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Just dont let Clarkson drive it
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# i don't know
i think it'd be quite funny to see him flying into a brick wall, shouting "power!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# or "stay on target"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Better than Hammond though...
the Porkins of Top Gear
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Lovely pic and awesome vid.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# battle stickers!
i'd forgotten about them!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Ainsley Herriot



All Croutons Great and Small
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# he's a dirty bugger...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# :D
FP'd wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# oh yes.
my proudest moment.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Proof that simplicity is king
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# More so than the kitty bath?
I actually got e-mailed this the other day. Apparently it was actually on the shelves in Ireland.

Why do people lie so much?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# i know...what a load of bollocks
it's not like it's not quite easy to find on the net that it is just a silly picture..yet some people really believe it's real...maddness.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Yeah! That really grotes my sprockets!
Like when people use too many d's as well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# *de-grotes redsushi's sprockets*
there ya go!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Why thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# you're welcome! :)
i can always find a way to re-distribute grote!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Always was one of my favs
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# awww!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
i heard this joke on ISIHAC
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# ISIHAC?
Not at the live show they did in Hammersmith a couple of weeks ago, by any chance?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# The live show in Plymouth
Apparently its the same at every venue.

Don't search for it on YouTube, you'll be a little disappointed that megatartS wasn't improvised...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I can't say I'm overly surprised that they write it beforehand...
...I doubt anyone could be witty enough to improvise a 2-hour stretch of that show round the country without repeating themselves. Bloody funny though.

And I kept my kazoo. At the Hammersmith show they tried to break the record for the largest kazoo ensemble. (3,500 people. The previous record was something like 2,800)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# It's amazing how useful a kazoo can be!
I don't know how I got by without one.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# pffft
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Oh sweet fucking jesus
Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Fuck..
thats funny hahahaha
(mister.frottam, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Arf
For some reason I was expecting it to animate...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# that reminds of kojak a bit...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# oh god
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# LOLZORDS!
Nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# this bloke gives me the shits
who let him on the television anyway?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Oh god
Nooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# This
made me laugh, even if I don't know why.
(Wheeler back off Amazon, she's mine!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] If you're wondering why your interweb's down...
..less the 'future' than 'immediate present,' in fact...


'pologies if already bindun - I haven't seen it anywhere but I suspect it might have been. 'pologies also for seams, but this is a quick and dirty lunch-break jobby.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I'lll have bacon and eggs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# *gives Bilbo his sausage*
How do Billy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
"lunchtime jobby"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
"lunch"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# a quick and dirty lunch-break hand-jobby?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Are you offering?
(equally sorry)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# my hand has been forced on this one...
so alright
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# A quick and dirty hand-job for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# always
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# soggy biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I'm finding it harder to distinguish between
you and Mongy as each day goes by ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha.
well dave has better tits than me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# *googles kittyvomits tits*
smokeonthewater.typepad.com/smokeonthewater/images/2007/05/12/lucky_kitty.jpg

I dunno, they look alright to me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# iLol'd
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# lunch?
i remember lunch...
at least, i think i do...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# i do
i'm eating it.
toats with honey and a huge mug of tea.
mmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

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