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(Bev1982 I say Oh Well alot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

And they are still charging for congestion

Cheeky burgers :)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)

Lol

Yeah Still charging that congestion charge, well they have to get money from somewhere lol

(Bev1982 I say Oh Well alot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

THIS IS THE FUTURE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

I'm not buying this again until it shows a Capybara on the QE2 like I requested.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

Is a marmot a rodent?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

Possibly.

But I'm quite sure that car's not a cruise ship.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

Nice first post, that.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

This.

Big Ben never seamed so accessible!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

I for one would get a dingy and change the time.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

welcome aboard

*pipes

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

Cheers

Thanks for all the good comments....

(Bev1982 I say Oh Well alot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

[no reason...

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

Often the very best reason

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

Is it a manticore?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

Looks more to me like

a Shakespearean cat with no nose and a disco ball for an arm holding a scythe.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

Aargh!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

From BBC news

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

Yes, I agree.

What?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

Here:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7347092.stm

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

About 25 to 11

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

Yes it does.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

I bet they don't go on the interwebs, that's the real reason

BAN SICK NON-ETHNIC INTERWEBS NOW!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

Tea is better than coffee

esp with biscuits

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)

Chocolate hob nobs ftw!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)

Im torn between hob nobs and jaffa cakes

can i have both? is it like adultery if i don't tell the other? Im so tempted...

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

I think if you're up front with both of them it's fine.

It's only when you are eating a jaffa cake and thinking about chocolate hob nobs that you become a bad person

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

My cats breath smells of cat food

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

But more importantly what did your breath smell

like to your cat?

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

after dinner mints and sex.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

mine smells of gel

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

hahahahaha

ace

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

if it ain't had a tea bag in it at some point i ain't drinking it

plain unadulterated water, what's the point.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

Really, really sorry...

(xendragon changing the bulb since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

hahaha jesus

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

Spangs

hard!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

You made me laugh

you...
thanks

(Hoof Hearted, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

It's been

my pleasure!

(xendragon changing the bulb since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)

Taggart has never been the same

since Taggart left.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)

left*

*Died...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

Don't worry, I'm sorry too.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)

*wheels out the big spanging ballista*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

(jackanapes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

"Please stop, I'm late for work....."

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)

DHASOAPOAR

Woo!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

eh?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

Death
Holding
A
Sign
On
A
Piece
Of
A
Road

is my guess

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)

Blimey

Are you inside my head stealing my mind-thinks?

I was actually thinking picture rather than piece but meh

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

ooh

i was so close

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)

I had

Death
has
a
scythe
on
a
picture
of
a
road

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)

Dustin Hoffman's Arse Spraying On A Pile Of Angry Reptiles

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

Death Hitchhiker And Sign On A Picture Of A Road?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

Diet Horses Are Somewhat 'Orrible And Paste Onto A Rover

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

hahahahahaha

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

Samaritans 08457 909090

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

He he he

*pulls over*

I'll take you as far as Cardi... hang on...

*drives off at full speed*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

I have a rendezvous with death at some disputed barricade

or is it the A10? I cant remember

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

that is a fringe.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

that is

mo mowlam

(dredwerker bored sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

no its

not.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

well

nearly :)

(dredwerker bored sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

^this

she would be looking exceptionally peaky by now

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

Pfffft...

"peaks"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)

Why do all humans not look like this?

Some genetic slip up perhaps?

There should be free surgery for all people until we live in a world of gnops.

Oh, and morning all!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

ning brooms

y'alreet?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

ning Nibs

yar, not bad, finally not got much w*rk on so I can b3ta properly.
How's yerself?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)

aye not bad

not much work either, hurrah

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

Inflation

(dredwerker bored sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)

eh?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

The CPI

+ Hypnosis

(dredwerker bored sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

MTV's latest fly on the wall show

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

Nice work...

welcome aboard!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)

he does porridge now?

fucking druggy.

Edit: How rude of me, WOO. Nice first post.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)

Welcome, nooby.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

Email Nover Loaf?

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)

Wilkommen in b3ta!

chair a shop, pull up a kitten, etc

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

nicely

welcome

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

Welcome

Webmeister! Kiss your life goodbye, for b3ta is all-consuming, you'll never leave...It's about time that tosspot did some 'chokey', little shit.

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Ninj, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)

great stuff - and welcome :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

that's

a bloody good shop.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

That's not a shop, it's a prison ;)

/thanks :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

A P-p-p-p-pp-p-p-p-p-p-p-p....

Jail.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

Gordon Clown

(dredwerker bored sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

TVOAB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

neeeeearrghhh!

see above for details.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

TONYS BACK BITCHES

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)

yes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

That is

funnier

(dredwerker bored sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

too quick for me

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

tits!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

i call it kylie

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)

shirley...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

I think he's the prime minister now

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

There's a fair chance

I might be skiving this morning...

Don't tell anyone.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)

So your not going ot have a morning?

and just go straight to the afternoon. sounds good but how do you fast forward like that?

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

I feel like it IS the afternoon already

on account of getting up about two hours earlier than usual. That's really thrown my internal clock right out of whack.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

i'm skiving and working at the same time

how rare.

Zinc oxide total block for teh gingers with thin pale skin.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

I just galvanise myself.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

it'll help stop rust as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

no good will come of that either, look what it did for Megatron

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

skiving and working at the same time? are you mad?

THIS FOLLY WILL DESTROY US ALL!

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

do you eat a lot of cream, dear?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

Not as a general rule, no

In fact, I'm not supposed to eat dairy at all.

/fussy eater blog

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

I'm skiving as well

Not really happy with this, going to doodle some more.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

if only he'd had some

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

Wish I was skiving

how the hell am I suppossed to find a find a new job if my current one keeps giving me to do.

Its an outrage!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

are you London way?

you can have my job when I quit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

*buys a crateload for work*

it'd be better than wearing lead aprons, they're heavy, and rather sweaty

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

I couldn't think of one for every letter

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

Xay

Zay

Both perfickly acceptible werds.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cay

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

well done sir

you need to get out more, as do i.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

how odd

a few lovely ones in that bizarre bunch, but you could have had Tay Zonday for a double-ay payoff

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)

who?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

the chocolate rain cunt

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)

chocolate rain cunt?

i'm more confused than ever

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

Tay Zonday. You know, the Rick Roll guy.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

Isn't that a GWAR album?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

\o/

i say yay

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

Gaybo! woo

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

hmm crunchy

(dredwerker bored sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

Glees :)

Good Morning Britain!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

In other news, now is totally the time to go into lending money.

If you have any.

Specifically, to me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

i'll lend you £5

with an interest rate of 100,000% from the bank of zimbabwe.*

*failure will mean that we reserve the right to claim back your oppressive white farm in favour of giving it to people who have little clue in the correct workings of a successful farm and then running it into the ground.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

FREE TIBET WITH EVERY PURCHASE OF A DALAI LAMA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)

On the Ning Nang Nong where the cows go "bong!" and the teapots needle nardle noo...

ITS TUESDAY 0912 MUDDYFUNSTERS!

THE WHOLE OF YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN LEADING UP TO THIS POINT!

OUR TIME IS NOW!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

Toats!

0912 is a great time

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)

Especially if you're 0913, 14, or perhaps 1137

Because you've still got your turn to go!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

Tuesday...

the day God invented so that Monday wasn't quite the shittest day of the week.

Nice toats though

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TRUE THIS IS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)

HAPY B3TADAY PRONGCAN

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)

YES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

HAPPY B3TA CUMBUCKET

I LOVE RANDOM BUCKET INSULTS :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

merry slagbuns

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)

Swinty cullicus, Sherpa Tee!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

Happy B3taday!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

*grills*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)

*Bears*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)

*grins*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

*bums*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

o rly?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

ya rly!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

please to be explain

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)

Hello my good friend.

My father, who is president of a company here in Africa ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

AFRICA? Can you send me a parakeet?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

In exchange for your bank details

I can do anything.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

Sounds like a date to me.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

I prefer the term

"Business transaction"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

You're no fun anymore :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

DON'T.

The other day my 7yo nephew was asking about WWII (he'd been learning about it at school), and so I'd fielded the questions sensibly, until he suddenly told me "YOU'RE NOT FUNNY ANY MORE!" and stormed off.

The fucking little shit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

Kids are wankers though. So who gives a fuck in fairness. You can sex and drink, you've got that on your side.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)

Exactly.

"What the fuck am I - a clown? How many pubes have you got? Can YOU afford to pay for the next round? How many times have YOU done it to a lady?"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

shame your post is timed at 0913 :p

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)

Why?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)

The Curio Girls.

Some work I commissioned :)

Love that Scarlet one :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)

Win!

More people should do this!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)

woo

Did a few of these a while back *tries to remeber where tablet is after moving*

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SiX and his hat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)

chloes chest and shoulders are confusing my eyes

edit: searched for mamabliss on google, dripping goat vaginas aren't really my thing

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:11, archived)

her chest

awlays confusses me... DAMN YOU FURRIES!

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SiX and his hat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

Art drawn by a rival in the field, eh?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

*ahem*

*whistles*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)

Hello new person - please don't post other people's work here

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

lol

nice

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SiX and his hat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

Oooh...are Yiff Magazine paying well?

that's some nice work, JJ
Oh, but you didn't make it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

sorry, no linked images, only images shopped by yourself please

VvV nice m8, can't complain at all about any artwork you touch (just don't stain them).

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)

smashing stuff.

commission more stuff.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

Likes

Nyspance

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)

But... but...

Scarlett is wearing clothes!

/does not compute

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

their faces are wonky :(

*edit - JESUS! first google picture I got from that persons name
www.mamabliss.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/display_074.jpg VERY NSFW even though its a cartoon
all of a sudden your more disturbing pictures pale in to insignificance

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)

Yeah. MB's content is off the map.

But I do like the colouring and dynamic linework.
*art geek*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

Excellent!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

meh

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:53, archived)

Shopped pics only

etc

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:56, archived)

Mind the piss!

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:56, archived)

Heh, I thought that was going to

happen to me.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)

Bound to happen sooner or later

/viv

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

'Shopped pics only pls.

(Woo!)

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:56, archived)

My friend's big brother tapped that.

And now I must away to work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:57, archived)

My ex-stepsister

once kissed Noel from Hearsay

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:59, archived)

Thats not that bad is it?

He's not a troll. Just unfortunate with his career choices

and welsh

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)

I always thought he looked a bit simple...

you're right though...he wasn't as bad as the other one...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)

ex - stepsister?

i'm confused, is she now your wife :)

'ning

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)

my dad (cunt that he is)

married her mum, then divorced her. So she was my step-sister, but isn't any more. My other step-sister looked like Katie Holmes, which was disappointing.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)

oh i see,

i had a feeling this may have been the case, sorry to rake up your troubled past,
i'm also the product of an under privileged childhood and broken home, my excuse and i'm sticking to it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)

Why is it disappointing that she looked like katie holmes?

Could have been eamon holmes

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)

Well...she was my stepsister at the time...

she's fair game now though.

:D

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

Hear'Say were great

really*

*not really

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:11, archived)

Pure and Simple is a great pop song

*irony free zone

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)

my cousin

is grace that everyone hated in big brother.

:)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:00, archived)

*throws water in face*

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)

*blinks*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)

*vows to never appear in a mens magazine*

...

*appears in a mens magazine*

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)

He did her?

He must have left a chalk line to mark where he left off last time

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Weetobix, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

shopped...etc

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)

It's a lovely morning for a gnops

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)

Ice Cream Warning

(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:01, archived)

There's an icecream truck that drives down the dodgy alley behind my house at 3 o clock every afternoon.

I'm scared to approach the fucker, even though I'd like to see if their drugs are good.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:04, archived)

ACTUALLY I DON'T DO DRUGS PLEASE IGNORE THE ABOVE MESSAGE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:05, archived)

NO DRUGS IN YOU. THEY'RE REALLY ANTI-HEALTHY, YOU KNOW.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)

I TAKE A MULTIVITAMIN AND I EAT A SPINACH ROLL.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)

SPINACH IS A FORM OF HEROIN. WHICH, I'VE BEEN INFORMED, IS A DRUGS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:09, archived)

why are you all shouting?

ning board

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:13, archived)

WHY ARE YOU NOT SHOUTING.

GET WITH THE PROGRAM, MOTHERFUCKER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)

and happy b3taday to you

you silly old arse

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:19, archived)

SHIT, IT'S 8AM.

I ASSUMED IT WAS STILL POWER PINKY TIME. I MEAN. IT MUST BE, GRONKPAN IS HERE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)

THIS IS NOW THE PLACE FOR THE HIP KIDS TO CHAT. ON THE WEB.

LOUDLY.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)

FINALLY

I AM COOL, MUCH LIKE JOHNNY VAUGHAN.

(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:11, archived)

YOU TRENDY HAIR WEARING KID, YOU.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:12, archived)

I HOPE NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE USING THE CAPS LOCK

THAT WOULD BE LIKE HAVING ALL OF MY TEACHINGS UNDERMINED.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:19, archived)

THIS WAS ALWAYS THE PLACE AND TIME FOR THIS THING

ALSO: I REALLY CAN'T GET AWAY WITH CALLING MYSELF A KID ANYMORE, I'M NEARING 30.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:13, archived)

YOU'RE LOUD ON THE INTERNET. I THINK THAT MAKES YOU COOLER AND STUFF.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:16, archived)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THINK"?

ALSO: I NEED TO GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING MORE FUN.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:18, archived)

AM I NOT COOL ENOUGH. YOU'RE SO GOING ON IGNORE.

GO TO THE PUB.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:19, archived)

OK IT SEEMS THAT I AM NOW HOSTING A PARTY TONIGHT.

I TEXTED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE DURING THE DAY AND ONE BY ONE THEY ARE FINISHING AT WORK.

OH MY THIS IS AN ODD THING, I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY CELEBRATED A B3TADAY BEFORE AND NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO MY IRL FRIENDS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:24, archived)

THAT'S SO LAME. IT'S SO LAME YOU'RE LEAVING THE INTERNET.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:26, archived)

I'M STILL HERE FOR ANOTHER HALF HOUR OR SO.

BUT YES I AGREE THAT THINGS ARE MORE LAME WHEN I AM NOT HERE.

SORRY ABOUT THAT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:32, archived)

Hahahahappy b3taday gronkpan sir!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:53, archived)

robot saviour!

beware: monster.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:11, archived)

IS IT REALLY?

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LIE TO ENTICE ME TO MY DOOOM.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:43, archived)

doom is also delicious.

night night.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)

GOODNIGHT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

The legend of Old Witch-King

Slyph came up with the idea and I put it together.

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coccyx approves this message, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)

haha!

as a fellow scaly manfish, i heartily approve.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:43, archived)

heh.

I still haven't watched* the second series, but I believe this is something to do with the Mighty Boosh..

* though I did tape it off the telly and put it aside for a rainy day to watch all at once

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:44, archived)

The second series is the best one.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:45, archived)

so I am reliably informed.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:49, archived)

www.filedropper.com/displayimages/40f104e6b7b2554da5d58e959a66eb08.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:54, archived)

those photographs are in the wrong order.

BASTARD!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:56, archived)

hahahaha

THIS IS ART.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:59, archived)

MY FEEESH. LET ME SHOW YOU IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:02, archived)

Lampreymouths freak me the fuck out.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:05, archived)

that's what the inside of your urethra looks like.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:09, archived)

No it isn't.

I used to repair urethroscopes for a living.

I SEEN A PICTURE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:10, archived)

tell me that wasn't your idea of fun.

*winces*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:11, archived)

No but we did mess around with the training machine from time to time.

I got a urethroscopy down to ten minutes, most dotors take around fifteen.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:14, archived)

It seemed like a good way to maintain the 'freakier than thou' attitude I had at the time.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:37, archived)

most urethras look normal. yours looks like a lamprey face.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:19, archived)

don't act like you don't love it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:20, archived)

i like it when the teeth nip at my inserted glass rod.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:21, archived)

ARE WE HAVING CYBERSEX RIGHT NOW?

THIS IS AWKWARD.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:22, archived)

I FINISHED ALREADY, SO HURRY UP.

LUNT.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:31, archived)

I LOVE THIS KIND OF THING

LIKE HOW PAC MAN WAS ACTUALLY PUCK MAN IN JAPAN (HE IS A HOCKEY PUCK) BUT THEY CHANGED THE NAME SO NOBODY WOULD DO A GRAFFITI ON IT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:34, archived)

FLICK MY BIC.

that was the classic from my youth.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:41, archived)

They should change the name to Puttprostitute.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:35, archived)

you know whatever they may change it to, people are still just gonna spray CUNT all over it.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:40, archived)

i hope they change it to 'CUNI'.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:42, archived)

does it?

you should get to the clinic then. a nice course of penecillin will sort that in no time

(barandis, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

a picture of one is better than the real thing, no?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:11, archived)

I dunno, I reckon I could beat a lamprey in a fight.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:15, archived)

I'd totally punch that lamprey in the face.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:17, archived)

Does anyone know how I'd go about sourcing a lamprey for a boxing match?

I'm totally set on following through with my above statement.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:21, archived)

Happy B3taday Gronky!

have a good one!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:44, archived)

YOU CAN REST ASSURED THAT I AM HAVING A VERY GOOD ONE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:47, archived)

I TOTALLY REARRANGED ALL MY FURNITURE AND MY HOUSE SEEMS A LOT BIGGER NOW.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:53, archived)

ALSO I SEEM TO BE A LOT MORE CHATTY THAN EVERYONE ELSE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:55, archived)

YOU'RE REALLY HIGH.

I WOULD CHAT BUT I'M NERVOUS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:04, archived)

NO NO COME ON LET'S CHAT BUT MAYBE NOT HERE BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED A STUPID SIDESCROLLING BAR ON THE BOARD.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)

NO CHAT HERE. CHAT RELOCATION.

^ UPWARDS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)

SHUT UP.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)

SORRY. I WILL.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:31, archived)

it's like a donkey punch, only wetter.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:22, archived)

TOTAL SASS.

www.qwantz.com/archive/001192.html

okay enough comics I am going to the pub.
GOODNIGHT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:41, archived)

have a good drink.

i was given a bottle of amarula. it tastes like elephant pus.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:50, archived)

That was the first drink I got pissed on as a teenager.

Well, it was the first time I got pissed of my own free will rather than my parents playing a joke on me but hey.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:58, archived)

i'm tasting it for the first time.

it is not pleasant. fuck africa.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:13, archived)

I can't say I've drunk it since.

Actually, I can't drink anything with an elephant on it.

Especially carlsberg elephant beer. Just thinking about that stuff makes me retch these days.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:16, archived)

ugh. you just reminded me of tusker beer, which every bad indian restaurant here serves.

"no thanks, water is fine."

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:29, archived)

GOODNIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

THANKYOU FOR STAYING BACK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:55, archived)

NINJA TEENS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:59, archived)

hahah what is going ON right now

i don't know! good god i'm still laughing from this. goodnight everyone

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)

manpeach

motherlicker
modern gentlemen
and scaley man-fish
this is quite possibly as good as it gets

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:50, archived)

Hehehehehe

Bit of Canesten on that'll sort it right out though...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

just a bit of procrastination

fuck work and all that

CFB

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:27, archived)

that bomb is full of party.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)

shh

china thinks its a pinyata...

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)

party at ground zero.

a 'b' movie starring you.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)

i clicked for bigger and i got what i clicked for.

nice colours.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:31, archived)

aye

was originally going to be a desktop, but gravity doesn't work sideways

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)

it does on my planet.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:41, archived)

That is fucking sweet.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:39, archived)

and a fine

happy b3taday to you sir

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:51, archived)

Thankyou.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:15, archived)

masked bandits!

*inspired by a discussion at work regarding the domestication of the raccoon.

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paramedicman loves drunk drivers, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)

THIS EXPLAINS A LOT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:07, archived)

SOMEONE GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING PISSING RACOONS OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING PISSING SOFA.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:09, archived)

it's a green sofa. he's doing you a favour.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:10, archived)

I imagine this to be a very accurate depiction.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:13, archived)

the little fuck.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:17, archived)

OH HEY I'M JUST PISSIN' ON YER COUCH, LIKE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)

I can't help thinking, Groucho Marx

"Oh, I could kiss you til the cows come home.
On second thoughts why don't you go home and I'll kiss the cows"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:17, archived)

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