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[challenge entry] Being the benefit form of Mr. Kite

QandD - sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I like that song.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)
# the original poster (not you lot)
is on the interlink somewhere...
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I'd like to see that...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# my skillzors are rusty but
www.beatlesagain.com/bpix/kite.jpg
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Somersets!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Twenty One!
On Solid Ground!
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)
# SOMERSETS!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I feel a new meme
coming along, as an exclamation of absurd unbeleivability. SOMERSETS!

(I'm sorry if this actually happens. You made me do it)
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Home address
Bishopsgate?
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# That's the one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] okay, for some reason I am having trouble posting the pearoast
Not worth it's own thread, but it's my first compo entry from years back.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Goo-goo-a-joob.
or whatever it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# <strikethrough>
Robotnik
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)
# ^This.
You can fuck off with your "Egg Man" rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Beep beep, beep beep... yeah! :D
Photobucket

*Edit: Was "Give beeps a chance"
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# hate to be a pendant
but that was only Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band. Kill me now. With hammers.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# *calls Maxwell*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I asked
for that.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)
# changed :D
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)
# OMGWTF!? Why are there no beatles in this picture!?

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Because your picture is based on awesome things.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# hahaha
i like this alot!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Why did I have to filemane?
Have 2 Spangs, one for the pun and one for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# pffft
tard
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# pffttt....yay for metal gumboot!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# whatever happened to Mortal Wombat?
haven't seen that name on here for a while
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# i love wombats
I have flu - and that's a wombat eyebrow before you ask.


(Kohoutek, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Aww have a cup of tea and a nap
Solves 132.8% of all illness-related problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I woke up this morning
and because I'd been breathing through my mouth all night, my top lip was stuck to my teeth. I now have a thin layer of skin missing from the inside of my top lip. Sounds comedic but hurts like buggery. :(

I'm pathetic when ill.
(Kohoutek, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Heheheh
nicely :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# heh
'slap'

but heh
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Dammit!! Lost another one!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The incomparable lovely Rita Littlewood/Fairclough/Bates/Sullivan/Cobbley and all
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Bottom Right looks like Mike Harding
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# it looks like three simon weston's and maggie thatcher with a tache
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# They all look like
Viv Stanshall
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# ominous...
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# that took a while
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Too long...
and in the wrong order.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# /namedrop blog
Maybe I should ask Peter Blake to enter this comp. He lives near me.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Yeah well I live near the author of The Worst Witch.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Cool - I was just this moment reading that to my son
He hated it. Arses.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# urchin


Click for bigger (379KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# WHAT?
I've never had sex with a beetle called Sarah.

Have I?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Only now
Do I realise I got the name of the song wrong, of course. Too late.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# help me if you can im feeling down.....
pffftttt... not any more w00!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# haha
I knew who had posted this before I looked at the name.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# cfa ftw
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# blue veined
like cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Hahahah
fucking hell. Ringo looks so pleased with himself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# I'm taking headlines far too literally now adays...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7352612.stm
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)
# hahah
gloopy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Oh. I thought it was potpourri, and Angela Merkel.
Anyone mind if I drop a wee threadjack in here?

Channel 4 drama series, pre-Skins, aimed at the yoof market. Title like Wondernova or Tinselplanet or something. Advert was a bird lying in a park, with the camera panning back from supercloseup to a slow, trippy headrush music. Ring any bells, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Yeah
a friend of mine used to be a bellringer. I've never tried it though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Yes.
I volunteer at the church tower.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Good. We've got that out of the way quickly.
Glittermoon? Sparklehorizon?? Wonder ... er ... stuff???
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Sugar Rush?
Lezzers and that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# written by julie bloody burchill
worst journalist in english history
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Fucking bingo!
Indebted to you EIYM. Have a click for everything you post.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# \o/ YAY!
*bookmarks for use at future (undoubtedly shoddy) graphical nonsense posts*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
#
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The White Album Redux
(bravo_2_zero What a buch'a REMFS, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# The humanity!



It's my birthday. Happy birthday to me!
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# BEEEEERRRTTTHHAAA!
The first one is 404ing for me. msn don't like b3ta any more.

edit: And Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# BERTHABERTHABERTHA
Nobody's heard of Bertha when I talk about it.

This is ace as well, but also it's more ace because of it's lovely Berthainess.

Edit: also, bye. Bye all, I'm off to grapple with the wireless again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Tra!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# It seems to be as forgettable as Space Precinct
Oh well. Good luck
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# And thank you
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Loving the
Large Hadron Collider Bertha
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Happy Birthday!!! Have Cayke.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Congratulations Jon!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Needs pubes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# No it doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Ah, already baked in?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Hahaha
*blows*
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Bertha, lovely Bertha!
Sometimes I think you're a dream!

*reminisces*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# LOL
I've been attempting a remix of the themetune for a couple of days. It's almost impossible to make it sound bad ;-D
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Heh heh
I've not seen that in YEARS. Do a remix of the Mr Men theme tune.

Please.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)
# now it makes sense, hurrah
oh...now it's redexing again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)
# tinypic should have it fixed now
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# haha lovely
i loved bertha when i was 3
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)
# It's like...
a sci-fi Charlie Chalk or something
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# fantastic
I've only ever seen bertha on here, but I get the idea
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# The intro's on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKQAiLAz4xs

There seems to be a couple of episodes in there somewhere aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# oh..... i thought i'd imagined this show...
cool i'm not mental

hippy bathday squire
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Thanking you
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# [hahah...
..that is awesome!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# am I missing something?
:D
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# I don't know
Count everything you own
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# 29
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)
# ross lyon
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I've removed
The Beatles : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# silly me
for a second there I though that you added all the rest
;)

also, I had never seen this before. So cool.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# How bizarre
And that won't last long on imageshack before the bandwidth is used.... just a tip, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# this compo is getting on my tits
anything of any quality gets shoved off the board in 2 minutes by this avalanche of Beatles-related shite
*goes to sleep until next Wednesday*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# soz
i tried my hardest
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Where did you get this rare video footage?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] How did they all live in there?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# is he lego?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Is he made of custard?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# He needs to get to a doctor,
he seems to be severely jaundiced.
edit: how rude, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# oow
(woo being gratefully received)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# 3 men and a midget?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# You obviously shop at the same porn store as me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I entered this stupid bet
that I could find a picture of an amputee midget sucking a donkey on the nets.
I honestly believed it and I stayed up all night browsing and finding all combinations of animals/midget, amputees/midgets, amputee/animals but not what I was looking for.

I formatted my computer and set it on fire afterwards.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Good choice with the fire.
Fire cures everything.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# true that
especially marshmallow and wood
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# why didn't you potatoshop it and say you found it?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# it just doesn't feel the same
like when you shop your wife's face on Briana Banks body
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Those terrsts are getting smarter


Click for bigger (132KB)

Original poster
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# thousands of scaremongering adverts will be in your face everyday
what if they're all bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
#
what if
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Oh for fuck sake.
Can whoever owns a gun meet me in Westminster at about 1pm tomorrow? I'll show Brown fucking terrorism.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I don't own a gun
But Mr Trellis is a very good shot.

With a gun.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# :D
Thanks for that end line. I was about to say...

I'm also a good shot, I just need a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# He used to shoot for his school apparantly
Again, with a gun...

He still has all his scorecards. I'll ask him if he can oblige.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# 'Fancy killing the prime minister for some bird I met on the internet?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
#
met sexed


8
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# did you like my hat?
I wore it specially for you.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Eh? When? Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I was thinking of sending it to the london bash to represent me
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# On it's own?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# It is a great hat
I know you'll all be jealous

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# TITS OR GTFO
:D

is that a padded room?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Maybe at the London Bash
Post quicker, I need nudity
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I'm taking that seriously.
Be prepared for nagging.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Mr Trellis is a very good shot
Which is how he got you in that state in the first place
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# apparently i'm a natural
my bro was told this when we went clay shooting, only problem was i held the gun wrong and fucked my shoulder by the last stand so was firing too early
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# :D
don't actually own a gun, but like the sentiment



10
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Well really.
Who would you rather worry about- the loosely organized group of a couple of hundred actual people considering or taking part in terrorism in this country

or

The MILLIONS of English people you're currently fucking the wallets/pension/equity/lives of?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
#
about



9
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I like how more people die on car accidents than because of TERRORS
and yet, we don't immediately shot at fuckers on BMWs
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# i own a gun but i don't have any bullets
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# That could work- I'll distract him with the gun
you set fire to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
i like your style...
trouble is, they'd still replace him with another twunt
I say "vote for none of the above" should be on all ballot papers
Guy fawlkes had the right idea...
edit : actually i do have one bullet... 50mm but its been under the sea for about 60 years and it'll never work (removed all the powder)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Lorraine Kelly for PM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Lorraine Chase for AM
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Put a wet towel round your head
then you'll look for'n
either that or tin foil hats
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Don't worry
It doesn't make you any less of a man
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Happiness is a warm bun
er, gun.

I want a bun. With cherry on top.

In other news, there are several bunny rabbits hop-hopping about outside my window.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# photos or it didn't happen :p
yay rabbits!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I took a photo on my phone but I forgot my cable :(
They always come out for a frolick and a snack about this time so I'll bring my camera in tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# doh
mebee tomorrows?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
# BUNNIES!
You're so lucky. If I were over there I'd be frolicing with the bunnies and enjoying the loveliness.

You are a bun. With a cherry on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# They are most cute.
They're sitting about 1 meter away from me nibbling grass and going "nom nom nom"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
There was mini hedgypigs on telly this morning, special ones for being pets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# AH RONT RON.
/talking dog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# :D
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# #"my penis......in a warm cunt, na nana naah"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I don't have a gun, is this any good?

* Lob
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Duck and Cover
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I have WMD for I'm a TERRORS!
I'll meet you there, and I'll look ISLAMIST.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Excellent stuff, we won't get in if you're brown though.
I plan to goosestep into his private chambers, that should be incognito enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Ok, I'll try my hardest to look caucasian then
and I have an assault rifle

and I'm a fairly good shot
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
# What a useful friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# everyone wants to be friends with the kid with the assault rifle!
it's like in america!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# fucking ridiculous
have an angry woo on me
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Gnar!
I came on b3ta to get away from writing a presentation on civil liberties after 9/11. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# That should be a nice quick presentation.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# oh snap!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# hahahaha
*waves at the UK*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# ... as if we are really having it much better
howdy?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I think we are. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# i'm actually stunned they didn't close down this one yet
www.laaf.info/

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I guess they don't have many members, being against freedom!
I can see the meeting now
"What shall we stand against abdul?"
Doh!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# This is absolute genius
Has it already been on /links?
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# grrrr
Taking photographs of people (or anything else) in a public place is completely legal and it's about time the police fucking realised it.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# heheh
the police don't like it when you take photos of them - even when they're taking photos of you

they also don't like it if you imply they're taking footage of children for 'special' viewing later
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# i'd rather live with the risk of being blown up on the bus than with such retarded anti terrorist measures
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Apparently
According to the Met police I'm a terrorist as I have more than one mobile phone.

Reminds me of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stasi#Influence

Gems from www.met.police.uk/so/at_hotline.htm include
"Terrorists use computers"
"Do you know someone who travels but is vague about where they are going?"
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Lady Bug
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Lady BIRD. Lady BIRD.
Are you a Sherman or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# is a 'sherman' like a 'lamb shank'?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# More like a Septic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# A lady bird?

Sorry for crapness.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# lol TJ : anyone know how to get old slides onto the pc?
I've tried scanning em but they ghost really badly, should i try a bit of macro on my camera?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Have you tried cramming them into different slots at the back of the computer to see if they're compatible?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# yes
but i think my pc is pregnant now :-s
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hurray!
If one of the babies is a laptop, can I have it?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I'm hoping for a PS3
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Put them onto your PC.
Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# have you tried a negative scanner?
you might require a smallish hammer to get them in tho
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Isn't a negative scanner just a projector?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# nope, they do what they say on the tin
a wee scanner for photo negatives
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# aye
I was being silly
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# they're in little plastic caes that fit into the slide machine...
will it still fit in there?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# smallish hammer
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Seconded!
Seriously though, most slides will come apart to get at the film by itself. They should scan better if they are flat against the scanner bed.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)
# There are such things as slide scanners.
They're kind of old now, you might be able to pick one up cheap on ebay.
Alternatively, you could try projecting them onto a surface and photographing that... might be interesting actually, but probably useless if you're looking for the best reproduction quality.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I love this idea
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# i got a new scanner about 6 months ago, purely because i wanted to scan slides.
most new scanners seem to come with the necessary attachments/etcs.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# good idea
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Try here...
www.b3ta.com/board/8295374

They can make them into digital photo things..

*Or you could as Jolly Jack to re-draw them all for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I did this once.
You can just display the slides on a screen and takes a digital picture of the screen.

You may need to change some settings on your camera to get the photos right, but after some trial and error I got useable results. They got very useable after some 'shopping.

Also, be sure to set up your camera on a tripod front and center of the screen. Then you don't have to 'shop too much to make your pics look okay.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# oh i got a tripod :D
arca swiss one! dad bought it years ago for £15!


Click for bigger (57KB)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# get a scanner that's designed for slides
eg HP G4010 or G4050
not cheap though
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# i'll have a look see on the ebay
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Try one of these
They do slides/negatives up to 1/4 plate
so 2"*2" easy
shopping.yahoo.co.uk/ssc-100164013-epson-perfection-4490.html
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ..


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Haha!
*clicks*

TJ: Blatant link plug: www.b3ta.com/links/Random_bits
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Yaaaaay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*You were made for meeeee*

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# i logged in...
just to *click* and say "woo"
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# is that the kid from Troll 2?
just a' wonderin'
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)
# haha, i read that twice as John Lesley
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# ha ha ha oooh
That's given me a nostalgia seizure*
*fits*

*a nosteizure
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Exacchly!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# haha
this is truly awesome
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# AcckkkHrinGTunnn StanLey?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I'll come out of hiding,
just to say....Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Eaxctly,
What-o!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 8:31, archived)
# :)
Haha! Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# She gets prettier each day
(My dirigible smells of almonds, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Did.
That's why she looks like that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Yey....
I used to love Orville the Duck...

that is who it is, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# hehe..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# how troubling
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# In an attempt to keep my mouth shut while I laughed at your reply,
my ears popped.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ummm. you're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *dances*
glees
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *joins in*

Slaps my Lederhosen and wobbles me bells about..

HOME TIME EVERYONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Looks like the weirdface out of girls aloud now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# what?
all of 'em?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# This one
news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/entertainment/05/songwriters/songwriters_xenomania/img/3.jpg

It's like some sort of Spanish ladyboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Still would though...

* Has a good supply of paper bags
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I wouldn't, not even with yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# It's nice that you care enough about me...
Thank you..

* Takes the kind advice and himself in hand
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# you might not have a choice
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I'll do some cervix punching
but only because it'll hurt her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# You knows it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# someone's on the fanny warpath
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# or always ultra
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# hopefully there won't be *that* much blood
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I accidentally clicked ^this.
Would you mind editing it and saying something hilarious?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Just for that, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Your womb attacking gloves m'am
*hands over gauntlets
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Why thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Angry sex is the best sex of all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# You speak the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I try not to
But it slips out sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Dirty boy.
Careful or I'll coat it in marmalade and make you waggle it at zookeepers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Oh FFS.
I spend eight hours a day doing that - can't we do something else this time?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# We could sellotape it to Verne Troyer's head
and see how long it takes him to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# She would
with hers though
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# officelol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# You're a better man than I
every time I see that...face?..... I scream and hide under the table. NO, LEAVE ME ALONE JULIO.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# it was the looking at it whilst thinking
about spanish ladyboys that did it
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hola thenor, you want makey nithe time with a lofly laydeee?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# officelol
el secundo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# For choo ith only feefteen ooro.
Ay, I lof de eeengleeesh mayne.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Gracias, but i'll pass
to the gymnasium! later y'aaaaaaalls
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Bleurgh, horrid gym.
That stuff's bad for you, you might pull something.

Bye bye mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# that's what he is hoping!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Mrs S'll kill him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Shirley
that should be lady S?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# do you often think about spanish lady boys?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Her expression says either,
'I've just had to walk within 20ft of a poor person'

or

'Next time I go out for a curry, I'm sticking to kormas'
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# 'shit, did I remember to tuck them back before the photoshoot?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# she's the most doable when she's not in make up
but does look fucking weird in lots of photos (that one included)


she's also the only one who can sing
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I don't care, she's still going to feel my pugilistic wrath upon her
ladyballoon knot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# you punch downstairs,
i'll take the mouth area
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Hands and feet only.
Pull that fly back up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I'm slightly ashamed to say I'm seeing them soon.
In my defence, my girlfriend won the tickets and we're being put up in a hotel in London, and travel expenses paid.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Right, what you do is:
You go IN to the place where the gig is. You leave a small bomb. You go OUT of the place where the gig is. Kerbango, no more girls not allowed, no more girls not allowed fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I will consider it.
Apparently we're in the VIP box and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# do you get to meet them?
You could always get so drunk you vomit on them
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# THIIIIIS
drink wine and pernod, it'll stain like a bitch. And stink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# and taboo
and a pint of baileys
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I'll take a hipflask of grenadine as well.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Rum and Black
Stains and smells
a great combo
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# TABOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I have no idea.
If so, I'll obviously do my best to soil them in some way.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# flawless logic
I endorse this!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I'm well clever, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# hehe nice
have a fish faced jolie
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
#
lolchopter
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Shopped pics only please
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# *voms*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# hahah
you'll never leave, pull up a quo, shop the hell out of a spong, may your hummus stay fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

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