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[challenge entry] Bindun I'm sure but binaway
(oodles, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I'm not sure I'd like this album
Althought the Beatles/Jay Z one is superb
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# *BOYCOTS FESTIVAL*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Beatles go DnB
rinse it one time MC McCartney
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Let it beatz to da riddim the rhyme dat got played
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Rarrr!


Fires, I makes dem...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# cor
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Does it
Change Colour ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Can it
Be Milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Do you
Do Anal?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Anal what?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# With my
Feet?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Yay!
Nicely done.

Also b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post146154#post146230
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Ooh!
I'd enjoy that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I think it'd be good
you can't go far wrong really.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# YES. THIS. NOW.
(or, soonest availible opportuinity)
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Awesome...
...but can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# That's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Top shop!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# very nice sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Brilly fab - tastic!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Like, woo, and stuff
thats awesome
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# ^_^

burninate them all!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# HAZZAR!
i can haz verjins now plese, k thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# but i didn't say 'kthxbye'
i only said 'k thx', which makes it post modern cool irony or summat, so the kids tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Phew!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# LOLZ!
I've been considering uploading him to Icanhascheezburger and captioning him...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# nice.
i shall call him flamey.
i will make him a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Woo
and Yay for mythical beasts!
(londoner, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Well, I've got a couple I could post...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Oh, DAT purdy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I want one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# This...
...is awesome. I think I love you.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Hangs head in shame...
...one of those things you have to get out of your head, whilst knowing full well that it's just not worth doing!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Call it 765
and have fillet for dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# This is exactly what is happening right now.


Edit: Now with 398769y4% more things happening right this very minute now!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# "ner ner ner ner ner ner!
the earth is a fatty!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Ololol
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# \o/
edit: triple thumbs up for the edit!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# is this why bbc news is down
i suspect so
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# It is the reason for many things.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# would be good if the earth smiled when the sun hovered by and went all meh when the moon came by
but that would require all sorts of tweening
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Hmmm, I think that is a good plan for later.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# ^_^
ace
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# LET'S CHEER IT UP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# LOL!!!
Lagrange points FTW!!!!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# With terms like that you know you are dealing with real Science.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# can we slow it down a bit
i'm feeling giddy
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *Goes a bit faster*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Fast days!!!!!
Hours become seconds...minutes become even faster...seconds become even even faster faster!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *watches*
*feels sick*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# :(
It is very woosome though!

*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Acers!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# this is the sort of edumacation I wish I'd recieved at school
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I'm glad you drew the earth flat
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# One day, Sun,
you'll catch that damned moon!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ambivalent earth! objects are rotating on your locus!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# cynical tiger is made less cynical by this
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Run with me on this...
This is the county of Dorset, where I live:



My local paper, mindful of the fact that the counties of Devon and their cousin-licking neighbours of Cornwall have their own flags, has launched a competition to find one for Dorset.

What's a man to do? I'm on B3TA every day and it has - sadly - corrupted me into pretending I am twelve years old and sending in an entry knocked up in MS Paint.

I am mostly calling this Hands across the County, and I spent far, far too much time working on it.



Hell: It beckons.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Tesco Value Coast of Yemen
/unecessarily harsh but fair :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# thats how i like to treat the idiot staff here.
harshly, but fairly.
or at least what i consider to be fair.
*sharpens cleaver*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I miss Dorset
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I miss that thread that just disappeared...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I'm going to Dorset for the first May bank holiday
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# oo lovely
I am going to be painting my flat in Slough

fancy a swap?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# mm.............
no!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# all of b3ta should decend upon your flat
and paint it

and hilarity/chaos should ensue
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# it's your own fault for moving to slough.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Can we vote for this thing?
I'm beind you all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# i'll bet you are!
pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Yes, your point being?
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ARGH!
my eye!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *skullfucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# AAAIIIEEE!!
careful!
you're nearly reaching my brain!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# You old romantic you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I put a rose behind his ear, what more do you want
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# ouch!!
the thorns!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# a watering can rose?
outdoorsy type, eh...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# shower rose
the dirty minx
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# pah!
didn't even buy me a KFC!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Coast Of Yemen, is That you?
;P

Good luck .
nings all.

Edit: TJ.Where is the news?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# there isn't any.
it's been a quiet morning.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Nobody knows what's happening!!
We could be hit by an asteriod and the Govt is not gonna tell us!!!!
We're all doooooommmmmed!!!!

*Spreads mass panick**



* with a 'k'
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Spreads out mass picnic...
Yom yom yom....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# that's today's big story
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Needs more nodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# oh no(d)es !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Excellent!
"Welcome to Dorset, we'll bend over backwards to make your stay memorable"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# before today
Dorset was in my "top 5 sexiest county outlines".

now it's barely top 20
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# What's number one?
It's got to be Cornwall hasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I bet it's The Isle of White
turn it on its side, what have you got? Thats right, a gaping vag
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Hang on...
one Cornwall, one Isle of Wight...

County-orgy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# But which county is the arsehole of Britain?
i'm guessing it's staffordshire
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Rutland
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Greater London surely?
Ok, it's a little prolapsed, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# The Pile O Shite
is pwned by Hampshire you spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# From Wiki
"The island has in the past been part of Hampshire, however it became an independent administrative county (although still sharing the Lord Lieutenant of Hampshire) in 1890"

So fuck off. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# good luck
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# How about a motto?
'terra meus exite' or similar
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I MAY HAVE JUST SAVED REFORMATTING MY HARDDRIVE FOR TODAY.
Still in dire need of one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# what on earth have you done
not that i'll understand, i am a dab hand at reformatting as i keep buggering things up myself.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Well I seem to have gained an influx of viruses. Not sure how as I'm fully firewalled and anti-virus'd.
I've managed to kill off JS/Psyme (I think), but there's still some nasty spyware/malware floating around which ad-aware doesn't seem to want to shred. Still, the PC is working for now, and I've backed up some stuff, just incase.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# have you had a go with spybot
www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html
i use it all the time, it'll fix a good few of the bad guys

edit/ and fix your bloody profile, how the hell can i gaz you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I love this post
and fully en-Dorset


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# you shire are asking for a spanging...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# no need to be county about it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# It's funny because I live in Cornwall
Everybody thinks people in Dorset are bit odd. Cornish people don't even stop at the petrol stations in Dorset in fear of being killed or locked in a freezer or worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# My dad lives in Truro...
...where they all eat roadkill.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Bournemouth is being covered by a giant man finger!
That's where I live that is!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# That's because...
Bournemouth and Poole area bunch of Dorset-quitting splitters.

In the New Order, Bournemouth shall be known as Rim-Town.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Got this on ebay a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# seams ok to me
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# hazzar!
is col still on the crack?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# hell yes!
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# don't start this stemil shite again
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# if you don't like this particular brand of irreverant humour
feel free to ignore.
kthxbye
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# anyone who still says kthxbye really is a twat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# kthx
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# works for me
lollorz!1!

(STEMILLIMETS, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# LOVED THAT PARTY!1
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# oh leave him alone
it's shopped, its seamy, it's as good as any other B3ta meme.
Down with B3ta hypocrisy!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# where you here when the board was poluted by this shite by him and his 10 other aliases...no you weren't
next time you have a pissy rant I'll be sure to let you know
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# yes I was
I remember the giant threadwastes he posted taht are nothing like the work he does with Zammo and CrackCol.

I didn't like the giant BMP files he posted and stopped doing over a year ago but I like these. Personally I think he learnt, admitted he was wrong and joined in properly.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha crikey
I nearly missed him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# HELLO I AM ABOUT TO REFORMAT MY HARDRIVE. I AM PISSED OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# :(
I have to do mine tonight!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *soothes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I did that yesterday
it was sad :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Wut the.....?
:/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# oh!
i actually own the only known genuine first name only autographed beetles beatles pic in the whole world
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/beatles.jpg
unfortunately there is some debate between me and the 'experts' as to it's authenticity, they know nothing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# shame you don't own one signed by The Beatles
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# well spotted sir
curse you 'experts'
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# experts, HA!
an ex is a has been and a spurt is a drip under pressure!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# A hard one to prove either way
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# i've a chum who worked for bonhams
huge beatles fan, she spoke to her learned chums
and it would appear it's not really the boys sig's. it came out of an old album of an uncle's who worked in the photo print rooms for vogue so i did get a bit excited for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Darn
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# apparently
they used to forge each other's signatures when asked for autographs. Oh those wacky boys!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# HOWDY THOMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# HOWDY
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# pfffttt...........
the whole crew - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Oh god yes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Why's nothing getting done?
(SquidHead, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Are you wanking?
is that why nothings getting done?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I think
it's because i'm here
typing this

..and wanking
(SquidHead, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# wanking gets in the way of everything.
working,
cooking,
sex.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
#
driving
(SquidHead, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# seeing
/repressed Victorian
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# getting a pint at the bar
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Look, I just didn't have any change ok?
I'll buy a round when I've moved back to Pompey.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# that'll be the day!
=)
you going to the london bash?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I am indeed.
And we're actually moving to Portsmouth...

I might take a while, but it WILL happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# It's going to look exactly like that...
With the added benefit of when I drive you home from the pub I don't have to ask for directions...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# HURRAH!
*looks forward to it*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Could be about a year though....
Stupid jobs / houses / other.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# still,
be good to be able to see ya!
not in a scary stalkerish way either!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# But we can still do the stalker thing for old time's sake...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I live in Portsmouth!
But I work in Chichester, so cannot join you for any lunchtime 'fun'.

My, those sailors look jolly and gay.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# someone should orginise a portsmouth bash.
*coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Portsmouth bash!
All the sailors I've met haven't been jolly and gay. They've been homophobic and aggressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I believe the term is "jaunty"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# yup
it's more like shirking from home
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *fires up the kettle*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# ha !
I've just returned from firing up the kettle, to read this.
(SquidHead, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Sounds like a good idea
Coffee anyone ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# tea please
leave the bag in, no sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# hmmm
I have to say for curing severe lack of interest in the no work that exsist this board is making my day fly...
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Ay
Bag left in ?? WHY ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I pick the bag out and eat it first
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# tealol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# can i have juice please.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# What Flavor ?
??
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# eel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Eel ay ?
Well try everything once !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# what a splendid idea
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# cos your legs are broke?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Love It
I do nothing at work, except look like im doing something in my own office. Would make no difference if I worked from home but would really like too....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Jeremy Kyle finished ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Zounds!
Your head is covered in ants.

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# How have you killed a guitar sir?
And what guitar was it?

And has he been sitting near the sentient gherkin?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# It was a pile of shit acoustic off of ebay for dirt cheap.
I tightened up the strings and the anchor point on the body broke off :(


Lesson: if you want something to not break make sure you get the better product.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# because you dont
have hips?


/unhelpful
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# who needs hips ?
when your arms don't even reach waist-level.
(SquidHead, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] First post, very noobish I know


Glad it scared you!
(Matbrum is sapping your sentry, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
I leik.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# noobish maybe - terrifying certainly.
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# cries a bit inside
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# bless you
happy st george's day
welcome aboard
and read this
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

also familiarise yourself with your edit tab
www.b3ta.com/board/edit.php?id=8312029

please accept this as purely friendly advise it'll make your time on here much fluffier.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# You are a lovely lovely
man/woman/wildebeeste
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Ta
Thanks for the advice, I look forward to the fluffiness!
(Matbrum is sapping your sentry, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# brilliant. I have the giggles.
Yom Yom.
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# for fuck skae





BIGGER
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# PUNISH THE NOOB!!!!!!ONE!!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# OmNomnomnom
You might want to cut down the filesize though.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# The Daily Mail referred to her as an ex-prostitute yesterday
as in, "The ex-prostitute said to our reporter...". It made me laugh and was a nice change from reading about paedos and immigrants.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# "they cawed me a gowald diggah"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# And all she got was heatbreak
and 25 million spounds
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Paul's always been a heatbreaker.
smashed my radiator to pieces the scouse fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Oh Noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# these are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Here
Use this then edit your post!
tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# that's rather handy
also, it only just occurred to me that that anyone could, if they were being really naughty, edit anyone's posts. we all have mod powers.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# It is indeed!
Also, what? ..... how?

:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# nah.
If you could, i'm sure it would have been exploited by now.

you can bring up the edit screen for somebody else's post, but it won't let you save the changes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# thank god for that
i admit i didn't try.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I can't edit other peoples posts!
unless it's a setting in update profile I've not clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# i was wrong again
i must learn to check things out before making rash claims, although it'll be difficult breaking a habit of a lifetime.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# try this:
b3ta.com/board/edit.php?id=8312144


(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# top hole!
hone your skills carefully and you will become a master of the art of visual comedy
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Biggar!!!
My bandwidth will love you for it

Edit: This needs animating...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# A B3TA Production...


Click for bigger (189KB)
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I don't need to click for bigger, I can see it perfectly well from here
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# There ought to be a lower age limit for posting on b3ta.
25 or something.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Or you have to post a video of you seriously hurting yourself
a proper maim situation, before you can post.

That'll get the numbers down.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# This is funnier
than it deserves to be. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# please don't spoil your talent
leave some place on the board for other pople to post as well
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ok ok
I agree I am getting a bit OTT now, I am at work and there is nothing to do :( zzzzzz
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Just post more in the same thread
rather than starting a new thread. Then no-one's got any reason to complain :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
#


EDIT: Has no-one noticed that it's Sir Alan 'You're Fired' Sugar doing the dolphin autopsy? no? ok then . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# R to the I to the S?
*does hand gestury thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# h to the triple m z.
see the fish in his head?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# O icy!
Yes. I din't realise it was a fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# here
try this


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
poor flipper
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks like a loon*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# took me a sec to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Took me a long time to realise it wasn't a narwhal receiving radio signals.
#356 on the list of "things I thought I'd never say"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# It's an acquired taste.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Dear Aunty The Hat,
With this letter, I here by charge you with the cost of the following items: -

1x laptop keyboard
1x mug of tea

Best regards

Sir T. Skellington
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# *pays with interest of two sugars
and a dash of milk*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# you sir,
are a gentleman and a scholar.

i sat and watched all of your "unlucky man" posts. have many woos!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I lol'ed
Good work Mr. the Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Addiction.
Snorting carp is a dangerous thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# your rubbish


is out by the bin
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Jooooooood!
Wotcha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# They knew how to make horror films back then.....


P.S. Is Thelma Ritter rhyming slang??
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Office lollery.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# some people
get all the luck :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# 2*Hahahhahaa
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# haha nice one :)
/mornin' all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Hitchcock by name . . .
'ning Arch!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Morning...
:p
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Shirley...
...you mean SURPRISE?
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Probably...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Happy Saint George's Day from sunny Aberystwyth!

Iechyd da b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Yay
:D BLOODY SMASHING
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# my money's on the dragon
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Ill take a £10 on George !
Oh ok make it £20.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Happy St England's Day!


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_George

Iechyd da!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# ZOMG
STGEORGE iIS REALYYT TURKISH !!11!one!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Yeah Shocker!
I bet noone's ever revealed that on this board before! Ever!!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# It's news to me
I'm off out to get a traditional St George's Day kebab

WITH RED WHITE AND BLUE CHILLI SAUCE
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# don't much care for that flag
far to tricky to paint on your face for footy matches.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# To paint england flags on your face
you must be able to pronounce England with 3 sylables.

En-gur-lund!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# England's a bit tricky for me...
but I can do the flag of Japan....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# morning :D


Click for bigger (49KB)

edit : egg anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# that's a funny old arm connection
smoking is bad

smash.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
#
bad

fun
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Maccy
Drugs are bad m'kay
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Ooo...
You have all of teh skillzorz.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha
i was just thinking - i should have made this a st.George's dragon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Make the lighter a dragon
And the lady a princess.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# ahhh
good plan :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# yes son!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Ngeeeee-aaaaah!!!!
*envisions*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# this is really nice
but it needs more of your standard "horror"

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# heheheh
me
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
*reaches for killing hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# hehehee
:D watch it - that'll hurt! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I read that as
*reaches for killing hamsters*

Which is an even better idea.

Woo to the evil monstery thing.
(teasus likes tea, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Totally did.
Up the wrong 'un.

Hence it pulling that face.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hahhha
no my sex face is much more scary :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# By The Order Of Dagon!
[woo sir! you be fine I take it?]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# howdy
not bad thank ya - how are you??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# is that what happens
if she doesn't smoke?

hehe nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)
# hahahah
maybe!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# is that HHH?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# this i like.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# woo
thank ya! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Nuff Said
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# what's different?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# You don't appear to have changed anything
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Only....
My Sanity....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# there's a lot of that about this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Luckily I have created a whole set of fluffy images for the occasion


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# crzyshit man!
It's also in the emblem of Milan!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# firm grip


www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/22/ogc_logo/
(Bored Vanley of Men ;-), Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Pffft!
Hardly needed the face!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# ben dun
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Hooray!
This is what, the eighth version of this in two days?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I don't even know what the original logo is supposed to be
What is the original logo supposed to be?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
#
www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/22/ogc_logo/
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# it's for the Office of Government Clowns
or OGC as they call themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I think you've been beaten (off) to it mon ami...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# oh well...
I guess that makes me a wanker
(Bored Vanley of Men ;-), Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I was hoping for a pun-spree...
Come here...

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# OGC*

*Now officially shorthand for something. See if you can guess what.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8311972
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Oh, Glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Hooray!
It is everyone's favourite Turkish Roman Soldier's birthday!



I still want a Bank holiday in November.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Is it Saint George's day today or something?
woo to your kittin
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# yes
have you not been swept up in the month long advertising campaign, it's been plastered everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Not really
They don't tend to promote Saint George's day in Germany
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I NITE U SIR KITTEH
RYSE SIR KITTEH
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# woop dee do
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# You ought to be one of those
motivational experts, or perhaps a cheerleader.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# this is going to be a long day
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# *passes biscuit*
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Soggy biscuit?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Awww
Fluffehness.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Oh yeah - it's OK to celebrate St Andrew's, St David's, or St Patrick's days
But it's racist to celebrate St George, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I think you want http://www.dailymail.co.uk/forum/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# No I bloody do not.
I used to have a Union flag hanging in my room - something I nicked from an army barracks when I was in the cadets. I was once asked accusingly why I had a nazi flag in my room.

FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# who was being racist?

and I have never posted anything about St.Andrew in the 6 yrs I've been here :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# But he's not England's Patron Saint....
according to Doctor When anyway - and I know who I'm choosing to believe...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# is it St Hubbins?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
*big bottoms*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Stone'enge for the National Anthem.
Done in Dobly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Hahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# If we're going to go that far back, England didn't really exist then.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# It did by the time of Harold...
You're thinking of King Alfred's times...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Yeah but it was just a bunch of loosley tied principalities really.
It was hardly the thriving, good, clean WHITE economic powerhouse it is today.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# don't you mean GREY?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hahaha yes - yes I do.
Bloody England.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# you should never let fact get in the way of some good old fashioned flag waving
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# My factually innacurate flag
has a skull and crossbones on it.

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# What facts?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# ok, maybe not actual scientific facts
it doesn't matter, tradition says today is flag waving day, and that's all the excuse i need.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# He was Lebanese
honest
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# i'm all in favour of 2 bank holidays and 2 flags
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# St Nelson's Pants Day!
*buys tat*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# FLUFF!!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Yay
for St. George and Kittins!


...mainly the kittins.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Since I have to be at work......


Click for bigger (31KB)
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Ooooo
Liddlebitopoliticsthereladiesangentlemen...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Lidl politics?
Someone told me that Lidl & Aldi are owned by brothers who have fallen out and one of them is being a cunt
by opening shops wherever his brother opens his.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# yer
Lidl is owned by the lidl brother and Aldi is owned by the aldi one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# good god...
nings
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# My eyes my eyes!
Pass the bleach
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# that's starbucks and costa you're thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# No no, they definately said Lidl & Aldi.
Hang about:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aldi

Seems it's a Chinese whisper. There was a divide within Aldi.
Aldi do nice cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# adidas and puma
is what you're thinking of
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# This is beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# KILL HIM!!!


/dreading this english flag waving nonsense all day blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# *waits for Nov 30th*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# sorry old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Fight the fear!
Aces in platemail.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Superb
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Yes I know it's bloody King Arthur, but you get the idea.


It's "eroticness", innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# KILL THE FOUL BEAST!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# spacky shitty penguin
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Oh come on - it's only a short one - it's not like it's looping.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# spacky shit...is spacky shit in my book :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Cheer up, Emo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# And I shall be king, penguin.
penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# John Cleese as Anglo-French knights FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# PENGUIN!!!!!!
Run away run away!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# it's only a model!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Thanks CNN


I don't even own photoshop...
(Eleleth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# THAT. IS. ACE.
Mental physics FTW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
nice first post.

Did you use MSPaint, tool of the gifted, or what?

P.s. pull up a kitten and shop a sharkbridgehelicopter, you'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# no no
It's real.
(Eleleth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I don't think you understand what this site is about.
I know I don't.
'NING board!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Good 'ning Mr. Clownfish!
how is Wednesday working for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Fuck, is it Wednesday?
*fears the deadline*
Easy on THE GEL Sir Doom.
Must do work now :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Deadline? Do work?
In that case forget I said Wednesday... how's... umm... last Thursday working for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Ah, last Thursday...
*nostalges*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *looks at calendar*
hmm, could have sworn it was wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# tuesday was so bad yesterday
that it spilled over
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# and that was just the regulars...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
#
hahah brilliant stuff

edit: It appears that you did not take this photo as I previously thought.

images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLJ,GGLJ:2006-47,GGLJ:en&q=cnn%20speed%20light&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

Click on the "L" next to your name and read the FAQ before you get a dry bumming you will never forget
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *sick a little in mouth*
pleated tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# It's from a Kenneth Williams anecdote
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# it's conjuring up hideous mental images
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Some woman was playing a concertina and her dress kept gathering at the front in folds with the movement of the bellows
Someone commented "you've got pleated tits, Maude"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# sorry
Yeah, the L means I'm new. I thought posting funny things I found on the internet was ok. I'll refrain from doing so in future.
(Eleleth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Yes please
You'll find that most "funny things you find on teh internets" were made here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# this makes me feel so proud of us
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# have a go at this
svamp.eu/game/

created by cr3
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# yay!
I've missed text adventure games :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# common mistake o new person
this is where they make the funny things you see on the internet.

you don't need photoshop. Paint.net or The Gimp would do fine...

(broccoli holocaust, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# you naughty person
but well done for posting and not buggering off afterward
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Aye, I'll give him that
I never understand the mindset of people who post, and sit there like chimpanzee astronauts staring that the board's replies unfolding, pressing buttons and pulling levers with absolutely no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# we've only met the once
yet your insight into my character is frightening
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Wow, I've not seen that ...
...this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Erm, are we to believe that this is neither an amusing original observation
or hilarious photoshop?

If so, I have an "oh dear, read the fucking FAQ" ready....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# edit: oh, dix'ies got one edited in above too. *waves at the mad bonemuncher*
www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%2218+times+the+speed+of+light%22&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# yooohoooooooo
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# splendid.
and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# ZOMG! Quick! tell the internets!
I suggest, maybe a blog
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# hahhahhaa
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# you're welcome?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Well, I hadn't seen it before and it made me laff,
however folks are quite right, this isn't what b3ta is meant to be about,

so I'm afraid you get my noobkick: which should give you a giggle, and once your balls have come back down, feel free to try again! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I don't want to know where you got the original picture from
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

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