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[challenge entry] pearled jam
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Necklaces all around !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Evenin'
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Back from the minstrel period . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# SNIGGER
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# SNIPPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# SRACIST!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# SM3ESSENTIAL.
HELLO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# SHELLO
*plays shello*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# SSHELLO.
S*PLAYS SSHELLO*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# >S RUN P ACCELERATOR
2P -g {uo}
SS
SSTART
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I didn't know you spoke German?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I don't.
It's just the way I'm standing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Halibut!
just finished burning my randomburn CDs. I cannot believe the sounds I will be offending these poor people with.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I forgot to sign up :(
I'd have put The Gerogerigegege on mine :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# you've just saved the life of five people
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Sttssattsr
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha
Panic on the streets of Kingston!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# SAY NOG TO RACISM
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# take that black
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:53, archived)
# you people are just not white
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# at least i coon take a joke
*runs*
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I envisage a long-running series
(cow-appreciation-society, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# He'd better keep that up, otherwise he'll ert himself.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# *SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Invert Inert Bert !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:42, archived)
#
(cow-appreciation-society, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# That's the spirit!
Invert and insert inert Bert!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Oh yes . . . argon X-rays . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:53, archived)
#
(cow-appreciation-society, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Secrete the secrets . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Ahahaha
That was brilliant :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Thanks!
...took ages to make ;-)
(cow-appreciation-society, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Gimposaurus vs Thorne, Pt. 3

Click for bigger
Previously, at my website:
www.sambennallick.co.uk/gimposaurus.html
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# c'mon Thorne
Kick him in the mancunt
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Thorne's dead now.
Well, not really, but you'll have to wait for the full explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Was he eaten by a Deus Ex Machina?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Nope.
Again, you'll have to wait and see.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Shot by Chekhov's gun?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Well firstly, take a look at the sword embedded in her throat.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Well there's no such thing as Chekhov's sword.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Pedantry is not a flattering quality ;]
I can't say much.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Zwaaaaaaaaaaaaaxk !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# run miffy run miffy run run run

bit of a quickie this one - might make a full 3D/CGI version one day
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# teh fear!
argh!
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Run . . . over . . . miffy . . . run run run !
Speedy Keen !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:03, archived)
# hahaha, wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:15, archived)
# C'mon!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:15, archived)
# raaaaaaar squash the little fucker

teh fear is awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# this animation is, as ever, fab
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# that is the fucking garabaldis
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Love those heels dahlings !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:41, archived)
# dear me, but you are quite a wonderful man aren't you.
and please may I have a status update on the R2 Unit and perhaps it's whereabouts?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# yes!
go, my pretty one!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Run like the wind Miffy!
She looks grimly confident
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:35, archived)
# woosome indeed

the dirty little slut
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# she loves it
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:56, archived)
# hell yes
whos my dirty bunny? WHOS MY DIRTY BUNNY??
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
# arrrrghhh.....
....splat the fucker obviously....but ...arrrrghhh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The original super-duper group.

Clee' fo' bee'
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# :)
Vanilla Ice Cream Korn E.LT.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Oh dammit, so many possibilities and I ruin it D:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# aaw no...mine was just a really stretched out tenuous idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# But those are the best! :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Tha Cabin! the CABIN!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:16, archived)
# aaargh not watched it yet!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Skid Row recruit Groucho as new vocalist
Photobucket
(Mr.T Stopped licking the lid of life on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Skid Marx !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Tree are not accepting guest at present tiem


oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I like this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# this looked like a screenshot from flashback while it was loading.
ahem... while it was loading.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Took a while, huh?
It is nice though...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# yup its nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# i like both this and your user name
robert rankin ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# smashin :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# great
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Sorry for general shiteness


Click for bigger (147KB)
(pesback, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Well it's goodnight from me..........


HAve a good w/end
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# good weekend...!
have some more ronnies..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# that is brilliant.
it made it into the sun didn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# ??? it did?
this one??
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# No not this one
Another one did

Yours is bloody fine though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:34, archived)
# ah.. cheers...!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# star weren't it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:31, archived)
# both pics (clap's and glubglub's)
are Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# cheers chap ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# His trusted sidekick
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# haha!
the perfect woman.
*jumps on shoulders*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# hehe..
Dempsey and Greenpeace
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Outta my way Kirk!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Dempsey and William Makepeace Thackeray
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# That's very Pythonesque :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# cheers muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# YARRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# avast, ye scurvy dogs,
sub-prime off the starboard bow!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Fantastic!
Now find out the best way to get bill money from shit flatmates.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# i'm trying to the same thing at the moment. i'm breaking out the cricket bat next.
or take a cutlass to the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Cricket bats are to be feared.
I just finished knocking in and oiling my new one.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Ahhh, the sound of nose cartilidge on willow.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# pfft
ear cartilage for the win
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Got home interent?
ask if they have internet banking, and when they say yes take them in there and make them set you up as a transfer target and send the money.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Good plan that man.
I think at least two of them will, the other probably wont though.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Hang 'em from the yardarm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Threaten them with violence.
no punch them then threaten them with further violence and explain that the violence will incur daily interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# But they are girl-types :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# draw up some plans for a cellar
and leave them lying around
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# donkey punch them
and get a pink sock in lieu.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Get the bailiffs round
Works a treat. By Baillifs, I obviously mean your big pub going mates who can then threaten the removal of their goods unless the rent/bill money is paid.

I have the other problem - my landlord is a lazy fucker who rarely remembers the bills/rent, I have to chase HIM up to give him money. How shit is that? I hate having a good financial conscience...
(General Lee, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I had thought of that but it fell down when I realised I dont know anyone like that.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# yeh
but it's better to do it that way, at least then he can't drag you through court in years to come
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# take the fuses out
to their rooms until they pay you
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# This is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# wank them off
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Woo
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Does he sail the accountant-sea
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Lend me 100,000 doubloons
at 5%





/bargain
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Oddly I've read two books about an accountant who lives on a pirate ship
tallying their booty.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Alienscape

My first render using Bryce. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Oooh this reminds me of the Cell.
The Cell? Is that what I mean?

Beautiful movie with Jennifer Lopez in it, but never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# yenifer lopay!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Jennifer lopez revived her carrer by taking the first letter of her
First name and first two lettes of her last name

Do you think Pete Docherty could do the same?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# pffftjynx
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
#
can you unjynx me now please
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Unctuous
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# how
you're too far away to punch

I officially deputise the nearest person to you to punch you and break the jynx.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# blimey
we just had to say a person's name


psst, it's spelt jinx
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Gin x
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# i wasn't liked at school
they told me these were the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# fair enough
*punches*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# ete cherty? I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# YES
She wears a lovely headpiece in it. Hang on.


www.imdb.com/media/rm2505480448/tt0209958

It really is a gorgeous film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# You sure that's not catherine deane?
Unexpected Horse tho
So woo
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# hmm
is it good enough that you are not annoyed by her for the whole thing?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Yes.
Well, I think so. It really is glorious.

Here you go, another one.

www.imdb.com/media/rm2320931072/tt0209958

not her though. Seriously, watch it. At least the once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# hmm
Maybe i will.

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# It's worth it for the cinematography alone.
It's visually GLORIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I would thereby recommend that you watch
The Fountain

edit:
www.imdb.com/media/rm3923941632/tt0414993
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Which can fuck off.
I couldn't get into it at all. Hugh Jackman bores the shit out of me and as pretty as she is, Rachel Weisz's lack of talent screws every movie she's in, even if they're shit to begin with.

Prime example of fucking your way into a career if ever I saw one.


IMO obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I loved it lots.
Admittedly I'm the only person I know who did, but LOTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Watch Casshern.
Seriously.


Right, I'm really leaving now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Gah, Casshern?
It's a pile of arse.
The directing and editing in the fights scenes is unmitigated tosh that loses any sense of danger/physicality and the plot is not so much complex" as "badly told".

I'd expected a lot from that film and was left feeling it had been half-finished by people incompetent to do it justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# god that was boring
pretty, but no plot or tension at all. really none.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I liked about a boy
Saved by Huge I suppose
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I like most Hugh films.
Don't fancy him though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# LIES
considering how good the book is they really fucked that up,

although rachel weisz is good as the dumb fucker in constantine
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# God that was worse than The Cell.
Hugh Jackman crying all the time, while floating around in space on a tree in a bubble.

I've seen some crap movies, I really have.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# here's a tip:
try watching some good ones, it's often more fun!

(or you could be like me and have low standards, thereby improving every film you watch)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# !
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/61839/1208354351/1001407.JPG
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Oh my.
I used to have two of those.

Less hairy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# you've lost a nipple?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Yep.
Oh no hold on.


No, it's in my bra. Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# check behind the sofa
or in the gap between the fridge and the counter
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Lets play find the skippers nips
You go first...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# *unsheaths cutlass*
ALSO I am leaving now. Bye all!

WOW the storm just knocked out the lights for a second but not b3ta. See how much you're loved?

Anyway, t'ra.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Waves
What storm?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *salutes
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# good god man
put it away!

EVERYDAY the nipple comes out.

(.)(@)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# This is the only place I get to show it
Got to make the most of it

maybe I should have used it for my 1000th
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# aren't there ...specialist websites?
(also a little nsfw notice might be appreciated!)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Is your work really bothered by moobs?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# It looks nice, but it is a very bad film.
Comically, awfully bad.

Especially the bit when he stands up from his throne, and the curtains are attached to his back by metal hooks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I like that bit.
Although I have met people with capes attached to surface piercings on the back, so the sexual undertones are very apparent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# henifer low-pezz
(said with sombrero held in bandits are rading our VILL-aaarge, pose)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Have you seen the 100th episode of Family Guy?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I don't know. Have I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Seth MacFarlane narrates the whole thing,
and at one point he just laughs and says "I forgot how funny I am"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# That'd be a no then.
I have seen every Bertha episode though. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I haven't seen that since i were a bairn
is it on youtube or somesutch?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I have NO idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Oh, ok.
Well if you get a chance to watch it, then good. You can laugh at the average americans he interviews about it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# cell yes
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# follicle NO
:D

I don't know.

How goes it young man?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# tee hee "young man"
it goes well
"things are happening" at home apparently

how goes it with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Oh aye?
Keep me updated, obviously.

It goes well, as I've finished working. Thank FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# hurrah
i however have not finished working.
BOOOOOOOOO

did you get to the bottom of your hip problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# i used to use bryce, until the interface drove me insane
it's lovely at landscapes, but you will find Vue Infinite to be better.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# thats really nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Wallpaper...
Please?
(Dante licked your nipple on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Yay for renderingses
CFB
CFB, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# aceness
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# rub it Bubby!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Fiddler on the roof?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# i resent that
you can clearly see he is; in fact, on a floor of sorts!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Could be one of them big yank roofs
with the big metal boxes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Evening Skipper
Plans for a lovely weekend of Sunnyness?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Yup.
And then a week with some annual leave, some mate meeting and hugging and loveliness and lots of travelling.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I am without babies
but with partners babies so...
I shall be in charge of the taxi service
If I'm lucky I'll get to hear the Southend Doncaster score at some point.

Hmph
I wanna go camping!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Babies are ace.
Make sure to fill them full of sugar and coffee before giving them back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# These ones live with me, so i get to keep them
I was considering valium
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Who is the dead person?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# his mum!
he "clingwrapped" her...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0106341/
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Oh
Nice
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# If by judging the lines on the floor
he's just come back from the dead.I'm not suprised he's checking his wee fella out. I'd do the same
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# [A Very Bad Boy!
...get back yer little shite, or I'll beat you brainless ;?)]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Another meeting ate into my smut-drawing time......
So here's a kitten strapped to a nuke.

The only thing I could think of drawing during said meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# AW THAT'S LOVELY
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Hello meester!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# OH HAI
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# it's about to be fired up someones arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hopefully it'll go off next to the prostate
causing an instant and torrential ejaculation.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# The way to a man's heart is NOT thru his stomach!!!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Don't ruin the lovely image I have of JollyJacks Lovely picture with your smut
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# he's sadly lacking in tits.

just kidding, it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# So this London bash...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# That's an ace 60's style nuke =)
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# you're getting quite good aren't you :)
stick at it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I really like that.
Any chance of an Ink & Colour, or will I have to wait for some other b3tard to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
#
But your meetings are hindering our chances of Smut!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# ROFL..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 9 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Rolf should know
www.b3ta.com/board/5878562
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Verily, sir - a modern classic.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha!
pulitzer-worthy stuff.
my trousers are sodden.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I miss you mister spoons
let's run away together on a worldwide rape tour
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# its a deal.
TO LAZYTOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Ah, that was truly a classic!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# TJ
Just been emailed this (not a telegraph reader myself). Unshopped.

Do these people not employ proof readers?



yeah yeah I know - quick, tell the internet

EDIT sorry - the rather unfortunate juxtaposition of image and headline struck me as amusing for a moment and I thought it was the sort of thing b3tans might appreciate in their way...

EDIT EDIT dumbass headwound. Cropped off the most relevant bit. Bottom right. Not the most intelligent piece of advertising sales...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# It was a more civilised time.
Johny Foreigner came up to Churchill and the bodyguard said, 'Bally well sod off darky! You're not going to shag Kevin Costner!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Eh?
Eh?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# as per edit above.
prolly just me then.

Ho hum...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Are you a start'n'?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Hell no!
I don't start nutt'n, me.

I'm a lover, not a fighter =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I deserve it the way i've made an arse of this post.
must be beer tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# is that an advert for "Gone with the Wind"
next to the cyclone story?

edit: ah, uncropped, it seems I am right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Yes sorry got it right in the end.
I thought the headline/image thing was pretty bad, but then the advert makes it the most error-laden front page ever...

*gets coat*
'evening all
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# they am fools
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Not sleeping...
...and lots of alkyhol has melted my brain.
I begin to question my creations.

Such as this one.

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# And a huge body...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# SO THAT WOULD BE A PiG THEN?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Wishing you all a very Happy Horseday...


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
#
Edit: PS it is actually www.nationalwindsurfingweek.org/

RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# what does RIS mean?
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Fri 9 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
#
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Dam you!
Your link wins over my text version
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
#
moRISons - RIS = morons
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I LOVE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# top stuff
I love the amount of effort that has gone into this TOAPery.
(broccoli holocaust, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(oodles, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# WHAT!
Is Mr Polar bear doing!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# acting
furtively of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# clare grogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# She was lovely.
even with a mars bar on her face.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# she looks a bit like my aunt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Have you got auto correct turned on?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# pronounced
Groooooooooooooooooooooooooooogan
(eyes, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Woo
Grogan!

gmtfh
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# My word - it's a while since I've seen her.
She's lully, she is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# True
=}
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

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