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# Bindun loads of times?
Had a bit of a goatse tree moment on my hols.
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(I helped save b3ta! jonnyfatman, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hehe
woody hell
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *giggles*
You said hols!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Bang!

...and the economy is gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Bang and the cash is gone
woo

did you just ninja edit the title and description? Or did i not read it before posting the above?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# No.
No ninja edits went on here
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Then i am still too dozy to be
operating a b3ta board!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Barry Bethell
on the tenner!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Hmm, i'm getting a redex on that
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Same.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I'm with this chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# right click
view image and it shows up
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# So it does.
Screw you MSN.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# why is there a goat watermark on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# bang!
and teh image is gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# erm...if I may?
(clut, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# god only knows what it eats.....

(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Haribo probably
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Excellent stuff, doubtless the favoured meal of the extremely rare Vrog

Clicky biggerization (126KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Pete Doherty In Trouble Again
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# pffft
it's only news when he's NOT in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 24 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Nothing about that cunt is news
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:03, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Except, possibly,
his death.

that would be welcome news.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# ^^this
i would hurrah loudly.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Me so horny.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# But....
Would it not be more than ten dollars now due to inflation?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# maybe its a special offer!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Heh
Me sucky sucky
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Churps
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(I helped save b3ta! jonnyfatman, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Chiddy or darps??!?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# You mean that there was always a 3rd option?
I feel cheated!
(I helped save b3ta! jonnyfatman, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Grange
Hill FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Animated checkers?



(Erythrocyte, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# mate in 2!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Arggh!
Arggh!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
# THANKYOU!!!
I have party tommorow and want to project something onto the wall------may I?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# :)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Ooh!
I did one of those.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] What U talkin bout?
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(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# NIGGER!

SEE ALSO: COON!

and thats enough racism for today!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Damn, and I had
so much casual racism lined up.

Is Xenophobia ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# like hell i could fill b3tas daily racism quota on my own!
KKK it up bitch

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# all white just black up a bit!
*tut*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
# yes sir :-(
*goes back to fields*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# BzzZZzzLOloloLZzzzzZzlolzZz and all that jazz.


Edit: right, im off shopping. Toodles.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Oh my goodness look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Beadle
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha
Well played.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# reminds me of the creature in naked lunch!!
which makes me moist!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Dare I ask what naked lunch is?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Fukin amazingly messed up
david kronenbourg film

check it out- but not with granny
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hmmm.
Sounds like its worth a looksee.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# word!!!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX4aM3y3ZRY&feature=related
Is this it?



Hallucigenically nsfw !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX4aM3y3ZRY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# ALAS NO!!!
that is the film but I am refering to the scene where the maggot type creature rapes him in rear end!!

but thanks for trying :)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# giant centipede
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Well that gets a big wtflol from me.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# you need to watch the full film
it's sick (both sick-good and sick-you will fancy a puke)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Was a book first
By William Burroughs
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# That is generally held in high regard
by the faux-intelligentsia.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# bangin' like a Darwin dunny door in Cyclone Tracy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# The view of a pubic louse?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 24 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# from minge?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# with love.
The names louse, pubic louse.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I like my magenta on the cocks
shaken not stirred
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Poor man!
Shake what leech off! Shake it hard!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Magenta leech attack :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# That old, old story!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Shake that thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# *jiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# BBBbbBzbzZBZbzzbZbzzbzZBzbzbzzLLolOLolOLoLOLOLOOlolololOLololloLOLOolLBzzBbBzbzzzBZBZzbBBBZbzbzBzbzbzbzzzzzz LLlolOlollBbbzzbBZzbZBzbzlol
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
#
Well I liked your earlier post.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# :D
Thats the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
BZzZzLolOLolololOLolololbZzZzZlolOLOLbzZZzZZZzLolOLolLOLololololLOLolOLOLolOLolLollololOLOLolOLolbzZzzZzZZzzzZlolOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I feel like a peeping tom...
...looking into your brain. :D

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# *faceglees*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 24 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Phwoorrr!
Gorilla impressions are hot.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# so are chicks+air guitars
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 24 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I know they are re-imagining James Bond.......
But I can't say I approve of this new opening sequence, much better when he had a pistol.
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# a pink pistol???
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# James Bond?
then it's got to be a FLYING pink pistol

looks like the guy is wearing it as a hat!

click for story & video clip
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 24 May 2008, 11:32, archived)
# helicockter
yay
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# he also looks
like tim mcinerny

edit: also love the link to the secondlife story especially the comment at the end, kinda hope they're taking the piss otherwise they need a first life, never mind a second
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Hurrah!
That was probably the best thing that happened this week.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Have two things wot I did do in fireworks.

The second one is a friend of mine, who is now part-duck.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# what a funny looking freind
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# That's coz the I and the E are back to front:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# since when have you been able to spell?
*makes mental note to reply to every one of riverghost's spelling errors*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# he put a spell on you?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Mine are done through pure style and poise
You do it coz you're a spackhanded gimptard:P

luv ya really:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Although true, not the reason...
I'm mildly dyslexic...

I HAVE A DISABILITY AND YOU ARE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST ME!!! THE PAIN AND SUFFERING!!!

*sues*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Slight problem there
I too am dyslexic.

*counter-sues*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# me free
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Not according to the cards I've seen on the wall of
some of the callboxes in Earls Court you're not!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# SHHHhhhhhhhh
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
#
damn!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# rab
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Oooooh that had me giggling for hours!
I'd love toknow how many people I actually got with that:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Well I got you back good :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# You did?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I have a spare account.
I changed the name to riverghost ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Ah that was you?
Naaa. I was pretty much expecting some to do that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# He was standing on a swing.
He looked funnier without.
I call him DuckFlid
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# FuckDlid?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# did l fuck!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# a fuck has got to be better than a did-l
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I like your friends jumper/cardigan
it is nice...
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# It was originally a jumper with a hood,
But he wanted it purple and it reminded me of Willy Wonka, so I gave him a posh-looking top :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I bet they get up to all sorts of adventures
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 24 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Oh these are just top notch.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# There's another one on my 404 page:
www.sambennallick.co.uk/404.html
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha
I love them all.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# That one's a teacher from my school.
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Cor!
Quite the cheese farm hes got going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# When I recoloured it I had to colour the cheese individually.
It was horrible going into that much detail on smegma.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# A boke inducing job if ever there was one.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# who's nob end is it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *looks around*
Robs
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# The internet's.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Very ducky fellow indeed.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# you are turning into KillerKitti D:
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I knew someone would say that, and I knew it'd be you.
It's not my fault that my friend wanted one, and it's not my fault that he looks like that.
Wasn't a choice, it's just how it came out :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] lil bitta politics...
(dogof2head, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:05, archived)
# The metal is worth more than the coin, I seem to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Not really
Although this may happen with the one cent piece if metal values continue with their present trend.

In the UK, pre-1992 "coppers" are made of bronze and currently don't exceed their face value.
From 1992 to 1996 they could be made of either bronze or copper-plated steel. The steel ones are unlikely to ever be worth more than their face value either.
From 1996 onwards they are all made of copper-plated steel.

This, incidentally, is why more recent "coppers" are magnetic, but older ones aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# A fellow numismatist!!
....

(I hope)
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# i always wondered why the new ones were magnetic!
hmmm does this mean surgical steel is magnetic too?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Yes indeedy
That's why you can't go in an MRI machine if you have any metal implants, I've got four plates in my hand that set off metal detectors
(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I was told that magnetic ones were fakes
...which was probably true once...
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# It's a Steel
Reminds me of Asimov's Foundation where they used steel currency cos they had shit all resources on Terminus.
(shaurz, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# They return...

Previously

My stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Arf!
Mean Daddy!
EDIT - The 'My Stuff' link doesn't work...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:04, archived)
# should now...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Yep.
Cheers! :)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# This makes me weep a little.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 24 May 2008, 10:04, archived)
# were you abused as a child and finding solace in your artwork
if so, good, it's funny.
*click*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Damn right
You do want to encourage the little spacker!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# hehehe! splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Hahahah, poor guy!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Yays!
I like this series.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I like these
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Very Mushybees.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hahha
O' lordy butters, please say you'll remember us when yr a big star on channel 4 or wherever.


Woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Just found this I did some years ago...

...thought it might be appreciated here.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Well I quite like it.
Well done, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Oooh nice.
I like it :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Shattastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# 24th May
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# oooh aaaaartwooorrrrrrrk
click
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# CHUNKY CLOUD WANK
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# You mean
Soapy tit wank?
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Go on then...
if there's one going.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 24 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# and here's the view from the helicopter of the 2008 beijing marathon
is that the radcliffe woman pissing up the railings again, dirty cow.

'tis very nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Heh!
+ Woo! to the OP.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I keep thinking intelligent kids book illustrations?
Is that what some of these are destined to be? As I think they would work really well.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# i love your work, apologies for the defacement...
God
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# This
reminds me of



for no good reason except I think L Ron Hubbard is God.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha
When I saw that I was going to shop exactly that!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Still pintling around here
For some reason 'extrude' doesn't do anything to the original text so I used 'drop shadow' to make it 'blocky' and end up with shadows going both directions. From one imaginary light source. Ha ha ha ha...*weep*



Sorry if I'm cluttering the page here.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:54, archived)
# b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:00, archived)
# b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 24 May 2008, 9:01, archived)
# are you pissing about in tattyshop doing this?
get xara man...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Pssst..

You spelt 'b3ta' wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 24 May 2008, 9:14, archived)
# oh did i?

better?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 9:16, archived)
# god damn 'babs that optimisation is shitty
look at your colour gradient! And where you've gone from transparent instead of white...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# ah go help the monkey finger his arsehole
down there VV
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Tattieshop pissing it is.
Xara eh? *googles*

b3ta.

b3tt3r?
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# it depends if you can use it
I like it as a vector graphics program, I've done a logo. banner. badges and such. It's pretty easy to use. I use the linux one, which seems to be unsupported now :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
"Depends if you can use it"! Hahahahaha *sob*

Can but try I s'pose. Windows Xp here.

Cheers! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:59, archived)
# then you'll have to pay money
because pirating software is illegal and sinful and naughty (I believe there's a cracked torrent for it)

It's also got more features than the port (Xara was written like 20 years ago and has largely been developed on windoze) which has some bugs and lacks features, alas.

I believe the b3tans that use it on a regular basis are HappyToast and Logovend so you can ask them...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Ta for that
I am too shy to ask. And using cracked/pirated/thieved programs is a cardinal sin and perps should be hanged, quartered, diced, liquidised and flushed down the loo. Even if their copy of PShop was an unsolicited gift that some hero bunged in with a graphics tablet purchased on the Bay of Es. God bless the aider and abettor. Er, I mean oh ummm....
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:11, archived)
# b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# b3ta.
    q3
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sat 24 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# oops, i should have gone left at the lights
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# nah
you lost your way aaaaaages ago!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:51, archived)
# Filthy beast!
*swats with a broom*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:53, archived)
# yes, the apes really are as intelligent and as productive as humans.
what were we so afraid of?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 7:10, archived)
# Look, we* won the 'war of soft fruit'. They can go piss up a tree.
*Sapiens
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 7:12, archived)
# we? are you sure you want to include me in that genetic grab-bag?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 7:21, archived)
# Your first thought is to feed this, QED.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 7:39, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant would.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 24 May 2008, 7:24, archived)
# even under all that spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:19, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Can he play any Rod Stewart on that thing?
EDIT: I've started to get slightly worried after rob put something about the bash on the newsletter.
It's now 91 people and counting. There's going to be overspill out of the function room as the pub woman discribed 90 peeps as 'a bit of a squeeze'.
From experience that usually means 'not going to fit'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:27, archived)
# I think you should be safe
From what I've seen on facebook there's any number of "let's get pissed on the tube for one last time" parties that night, which should draw a lot of people away...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Oh crikey!
From experience though not every one tends to show up for whatever reason.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 24 May 2008, 8:57, archived)
# i bet himself still doesn't put in a guest appearance
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Are you mad?
I'm not fucking turning up! I just wanted to know that you all were in one place so I could go out without having to worry about bumping into one of you cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# i wasn't talking about you
in fact i was banking on you being somewhere else, anywhere else in fact. i meant his gingerness our very illustrious leader.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Naaa I don't think so.
I did invite him to make an unannounced appearance at the bbq but he has other plans, opening a supermarket or something:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:04, archived)
# wtf
and there was me thinking i'd be safe from the depraved filth thinly disguised as humour that you post during the gay shift, what's this still doing at the top of the board this time of the morning. i'm outraged to say the very least.

also,'ning /board.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:36, archived)
# outraged and shocked
'ning GTSQ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:41, archived)
#
God the save queen?
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:58, archived)
# good 'ning
sorry i was so outraged and shocked i felt compelled to leave the /board and peruse the newsletter. that russian thing is bloody good.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:01, archived)
# outraged? seriously?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 8:46, archived)
# did i say outraged?
my mistake i meant to say aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:02, archived)
# well indeed old bean
how could one not be...?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 May 2008, 9:05, archived)
# ew, gross.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:59, archived)
# You got a webcam set up in my room?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 24 May 2008, 9:01, archived)
# COCKSUCKER!!!!!!
woo
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] .....
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:21, archived)
# A one pound note?
I can only assume you live in the least populated part of the Highlands
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:38, archived)
# i used to have a 1 lira coin.
it was worth nothing save opinions.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:45, archived)
# I piss on your 1 lira coin.
I have a one kip note. I 'm proud of it for being the most useless thing I own.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 24 May 2008, 7:16, archived)
# hi! i'm up there.
no, the other way.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 7:20, archived)
# I have
1 Zimbabwe dollar... which is now worth 1/50millionth of a banana.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 24 May 2008, 8:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
I still remember the day my gran showed me her threpenny bits . . . and then gave me one!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:07, archived)
#
fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:17, archived)
# Ning DTH?
Do you never leave the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:58, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:07, archived)
# if they're from 1954 they should be sagging near the bottom of the page, ashally.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:11, archived)
# I took them
from the centrefold of Post-War Austerity Tittyfest magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:21, archived)
# almost a twat, but not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:30, archived)
# that was my copy, you bugger!
you bugger!and you got powdered egg all over it!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:31, archived)

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