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# A remix

I'm trying to clean up my desktop.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:27, archived)
# if thats you cleaning your desktop ...try Mr Sheen instead pissing on it..
....and sort out your moobage.


.......otherwise nice stencily style thing. :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:30, archived)
# That's a confused car wash attendant.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:31, archived)
# FUCKING CAREERIST COCKSUCKER CAN FUCKING STAY CONFUSED.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:45, archived)
# Get out of the rain you emo!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:31, archived)
# I'm pretty sure you posted a picture on b3ta when you were trying to clean your desktop.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:33, archived)
# Yeah and I made a couple of new files on the desktop too
so the cleaning effort is going backwards right now. But it's ok.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:37, archived)
# I should get a job in TECH SUPPORT
It'd mean less money for a less enjoyable job, but sometimes you just gotta make a sacrifice, you know?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:41, archived)
# remix rhymes with pandemics.
she has a funny mouth.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:33, archived)
# What kind of retard pronounces it "pan-dee-mics"?
WHAT KIND, POSTBEAR?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Heh heh
YEAH
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:37, archived)
# OK ALSO:
WHERE THE FUCK IS RAP
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:40, archived)
# I think he's too important for us now, given that he's a php coder and all.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:42, archived)
# i heard he got stuck in a 'choose your own adventure' book that had a few missing pages.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:47, archived)
# SPECIAL PEOPLE DO.
AND YOU GOT IT RONG, IT'S REM-ICKS AND PAN-DEM-ICKS, N00B.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:42, archived)
# sonic the headgehog gets his titties fucked by knuckles.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:59, archived)
# at first I thought there were jpeg artefacts in that gif...
...then I realised it was because my monitor is full of dirt and fail.

g'night b3ta :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:04, archived)
# does anybody have any request?
who wants to see their favorite cartoon animals have sex?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:09, archived)
# aquaman taking it up the ass from jabberjaw.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:36, archived)
# OH MY
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:40, archived)
# SWIM FASTER. OH THE CLASPERS.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:43, archived)
# BADTZ-MARU FISTING CASPER THE FRIENDLY DEAD KID.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:32, archived)
# THAT'S ONE FUCKED UP PENGUIN!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:33, archived)
# oh its all going horribly wrong as the sunrises on another twisted day.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:34, archived)
# hahaha! yes!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
OH FUCK YEAH
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:39, archived)
# jem orgy.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:26, archived)
# /34'd.
i have had the displeasure of seeing it before.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:39, archived)
# i should have known.
*googles*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:44, archived)
# Have a go at this.

Unless you don't like mudkips, or sloppy seconds...LOL.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:27, archived)
# OH SHIT! THEY'RE TAKING TURNS.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:05, archived)
# i know not knuckles.
and sonic hedgehog always makes me think of this.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:06, archived)
# Sonic the Hedgehog Homolog....kinda catchy that.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:26, archived)
# i read about it a while back in an epi journal and burst out laughing.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:48, archived)
# heres an interesting thing not a lot people know.....
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:17, archived)
# TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:22, archived)
# i fucking have a love obsession with sledge hammer.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:24, archived)
# OK THEN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:29, archived)
# THIS IS LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAYMISS.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:35, archived)
# THIS WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN
TODAY
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:32, archived)
# Should be taken care of early, they can grow quite large.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:40, archived)
# i'll save that as an excuse in case i get fat(ter).
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:44, archived)
# or alternatively...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:52, archived)
# haha!
arrrgh!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:54, archived)
# She told daddy she wanted a bike. But did he listen?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:54, archived)
# now that does disturb me....half child ...half hovercraft
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:06, archived)
# ALL COP.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:23, archived)
# THEY FIGHT CRIME
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:41, archived)
# WITH TERROR ENERGY.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:52, archived)
# Hahaha! THEY APPEAR TO BE FAST AND BULBOUS.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:42, archived)
# fast?
fast pear goes fast?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:44, archived)
# Yes, the mexican swift pear
noted for it's high speed
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:46, archived)
# "¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!"
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:50, archived)
# those things, in that order
edit: I will sleep now briefly

zz
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:53, archived)
# sleeeeep......what is that?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:57, archived)
# oooww.
pears sucks.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:48, archived)
# i like pears. mine are too small to harvest right now, though.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:51, archived)
# I hate pears.
fuck you.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:24, archived)
# oh shit, you can't see that, can you?
i can photobucket it, hang on. here.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:27, archived)
# He hates pears.
Fuck you.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:30, archived)
# you can just shut the fuck up right now, mr. interferon.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Kneel biatch!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:34, archived)
# arf.
and indeed, lozzle.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I did lol and click I did
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:37, archived)
# thx but...
i spelt receive wrong :(
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)
# changed
ah much better. :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# its ok, we all make mistaiks
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# U SPELD MISTAIKS
etc etc
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)
# It's ok.
Take comfort in the hordogmatriwheeledpramgunwindowstoat. he still loves you.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Bill Bailey?
is that you?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:50, archived)
# fear the power of noel edmunds!

also, I have a sudden craving for a nice beef curry

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:07, archived)
# TJ: How fucking stupid can you be?
If you're a schoolteacher and you want to be a perv, don't use a fucking videocam in a bag! Do that camera-in-the-sneaker thing they did in CSI! And stick some tape over the recording light!

www.smh.com.au/news/national/teacher--faces-upskirting-charges/2008/06/10/1212863596509.html

This message brought to you by the Pappa Ratzi school of sexual deviance.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)
# what a poohead
also the chickens have started squeaking outside

almost time to get up
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)
# GOOD MORNAN, DISOCMETAS.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:45, archived)
# GOOT MORAN TTSSATTRS!
I hear less chicken squeaking now, it means many chickens are now commuting to their vital job in the city
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I BELIEVE IN THEIR JOBS.
ALSO: EVIL OVERLORD, JOHN.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:09, archived)
# IT LOOKS LIKE IT WILL BE SUNNY
I WANT TO GO BEACH AND EAT AN ICE CREAM AND SIT ON THE SAND, WITH BOTTLE OF WINE, ABUSING PASSERS BY WHILE DRUNKEN
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:20, archived)
# YOU WILL GO IN YOUR RED CAR.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:21, archived)
# BUT I IS HAVE NO RED CAR PLS
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:21, archived)
# ALSO YOU HAVE NO MONEY.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:24, archived)
# LOLS! SO I IS STICK AT HOMES - HERE IS FILM VERSION OF EVENT
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I AM SOBBING. SOBBING ALL OVER. ALL AROUND.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:26, archived)
# NO PLEASE DON'T DROWN IN OWN FLUID - BEACH IS PLACE OF DAGNER


SECRET MANS WAIT AT BEATS AND IS KILLIN!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:28, archived)
# BERAWE. BEHWOR. EBWARH. BEHERAW.
THESE ARE ALL WORDS THAT I CANNOT SEE IN THIS PICTURE. I LIKE YOUR PICTURE.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:30, archived)
# reward yourself with
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:33, archived)
# Ololols. d:D
I am FULL OF BEANS having JUST WOKEN UP :D

How are you?

Ttssattsr - MSN.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:30, archived)
# I am feeling a bit sleepy
I might sleep

I might not, most likely I will go to the kitchen where the cat will go "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAERERERERERERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" (yes, literally)

and be demanding some food

then after I have fed cat I may make an egg sandwich
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:32, archived)
# Ttssattsr = MSN =/= words > bad stuff + really bad stuff.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:35, archived)
# dagner is dedly.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)
# it result in medical teatment or burial
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:29, archived)
# i want to titfuck sonic.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:47, archived)
# pictures of sonic being titfucked only plz.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:10, archived)
# I have a sprite sheet...
...was looking at it, no joy.
Just sec, I'll do so again BRBLOLETC

edit: Close as you'll get for now.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:16, archived)
# oh yes. i have now came.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:47, archived)
# NSFW crowd will squawk.
Arf!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:51, archived)
# I think
the not safe for anything crowd will squawk
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:03, archived)
# I'd call if there were a number!
I'D CALL!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:47, archived)
# SEX DWARF.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Poor choice of cap
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Older thant the Golden Gate Bridge
-Genuine Fact
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)
# i still think its gonna be....
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Thing is, if you were a paranoid redneck*
Would you vote for a guy who's name is almost a combination of america's favourite baddies, or a guy with the name of an action hero?

*not a ALL AMERICANS ARE PARANOID REDNECKS rant, just an observation aimed at the real paranoid rednecks.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:41, archived)
# it'll be so pretty
watching the nukes gracefully float overhead and then softly sink into the ground emitting a pretty orange mushroom of hellish death

:/
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I'm calling this......Regretamine.


sometimes trying to destroy a bad idea is a good idea.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I likey.
ÆNEMA. :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
# you likey enemas?
Edit:....that wasn't an offer in the style of a Thai hooker.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)
# No, I love them.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# More like YOU'RE gay.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Yes, I know.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# More like YOU know.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Roftle.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Ruffuls.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Are they looking at me?
*looks away... hmm.. ill look back ina second...........FUCK ! THEYRE LOOKING AT ME.. theres too many.. oh god oh god oh god... ok.. ok.. what do you do? erm.. well wink maybe?.. no you fucking idiot!, imagine that lot winking!.. at the same time? that would be scarey, but in quick succession would be mroe terrifying?.. Just dont stare.. its bad.. roll your eyes, you know, sort of "god, what a day" kind of thing.. that kind of patronising though.. you know, imagine life as a big collective of eyes.. that must suck.. right, just walk over there and dont look back.. *
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# *unzips*
*spluffs on the eyes*

*giggles*

*zips*

*bursts into flames*

*runs off screaming*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# *throws sand*
neat-o.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:53, archived)
# Ah, another drunken late night doodle from Jorvic..
Tried to do one last night of Amy winehouse, but it borked my photoshop!

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# ooooh, now that I really like
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# pretty
*clicks*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I like those colours.
The pic makes me think of a barbed-wire storm. Nicely done :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Ah, the old barbed wire storm of '92...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I remember the 96' one myself.
Few survived. Thank goodness Few did too.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# nice :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# That is really is quite lovely.
You've done well here. I look forward to another if you can manage through the brokenness.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
# that's excellent.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:56, archived)
# i'll take 2 please
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# bit late I know....
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# THE BAD UGLY OOD.
That is all. Goodnight you shits.... ass hats.... fluffy rapists ....awesome b3ta dude(tte)s?

Final edit EDIT: Top notch shopping.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Good night mr lime man.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Probably late.
But I'll click that "I like this" button all the same.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# i loved your
On An Island LP, Dave.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Thanks, so did I.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Although I do feel,The Division Bell,
from whence it steals its sound, just pips it in terms of 'awesomeness'
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Ah
Then you're not of the Christgau. Thank goodness.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Robert Christgau?
That man can kiss my swingers.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# very ood.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:57, archived)
# I'm Pelle and I approved this message.
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I'M SPARTACUS AND I APPROVE OF THIS ALSO
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Well Im Robby Rotten and now I shall attempt to kick your arse
and I will fail due to the intervention of a miniature Natalie Portman!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# lol u got beetn up by a gurl.
rofl.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Well, I'm a father
and anyone who knows about this stuff should be in bed by now!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Actually I was just going, hahah.
'Night all!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# GOODNIGHT!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Alright, a final goodbye after checking all my messages etc.
Wish me luck with tomorrow, I'm going to see my Grandma.
She's a Johovah's Witness.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Test her witness by firing lots of statements at her until she comes up with an amusing anecdote.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Entrance her with the way of the Tao
and then tell her you were joking and made it all up..
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I am George Constanza and I endorse this message of safe tractoring.
Edit: Also, you have rhino feets.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# They have been designed for
optimum stomping.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Panda feet surely?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:33, archived)
# No they are definately of rhino origin.
You can tell by the immense stomping field generated by them.

Even at this distance the field strength is measuring 12.87 smash, a pandas rarely reach 19 smash at 1 meter distance.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Fuck!
That's, like, a lot of potatoes.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKING INVERSE LOGARITHMICS, FO'SHO'!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# THAT
is shitting excellent. Not uber funny, but shitting excellent all the same. Woo.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Looks . . . like the message is in the approval . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Fez!
Woo!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Stegleg™
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Diddle liddle liddle lum.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# What,
no mad lyrics?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I only did it for a night, and then to annoy Virulent, because he expressed GREAT hatred.
Then joined in.

HE REFUSES TO APOLOGISE, BUT HE AIN'T A HATER, YO.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# As you have stopped I think you should now change your name to MP Pineapple.
Then see what you can do for the constituancy, I would imagine more chainsaw cats.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)
# VRAAWAWWWWWMEOWRARWAWWWWWRRVVVVVDDDDDDRRRRR
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)
# This is now my reasoning for Lime Night,
except replace Virulent with Pasanonic and Dbroon, and joined in with stayed firmly and resolutely against all the fun.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Oh he only rapped once, perhaps twice
But I demanded an apology because he was being a mad playa hater.

He never apologised, so I'm rapping in his threads only, as he threatened to put me on ignore, and I want him to know how the dino-rap rolls, yo.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# That is inaccurate.
Replace Virulent with me, and joined in with made continual threats of violence.

Those two just complained the next day, pansies.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# *Soothes*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# BULGE.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:48, archived)
# most excellent



Woo!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Watir !


With added Music

Relaxing Watir !

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# All I can see are little pandas, swimming.
*squee*

Click for bigger

Edit: The video is pandas swimming, too.
YAY PANDAS!!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Cool . . . makes me feel all wet . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# arrgh, this is one of those odd images
where you can't tell which direction it's going in.
It's either going very fast clockwise, or relatively slowly anti-clockwise.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# It is a fun exercise to try and control it . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# The dolphins go backwards but the waves go forwards. URRGHHG.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# NO!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)
# pffffffff




Woo to op!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Booooooooootiful.........
.

.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Gobble
Gobble
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Darn.........
How did I miss that !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# The D-Hat is in the coroner son.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I might just steal your joke anyway.........
.

.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# now add some lines about breasts and legs
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# NO
:)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Buttplug!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUhtv2XOolU
BUTTPLUG!
BUTTPLUG!!
BUTTPLUG!!!
BUTTPLUG!!!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Possibly
the greatest moment of the 20th Century ..
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# just my words!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# You could try a little of this
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
gobble gobble

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# he makes "ham" out of turkeys
this man cannot be trusted
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)
# ...and
McDonalds make hamburgers out of cows!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# ...allegedly.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Have you tried it?
It's all wet and slimy. Very unpleasant.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# it's fucking awful
instead of just tasting like fat and salt like his other stuff does

it "adds" something, something very wrong
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Rubber
is the word you are looking for..
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)
# And vice a versa . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# You mean turkeys lie!!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# He who lies with turkeys wake up with false hood . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# or at the least
a smelly one..
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# He'll plug anything !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Please Hollywood make this film


thank you.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)
# K
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Super
when's it out?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# i love that "she's pregnant" pic in your profile :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Hoorah
and thank you. it was how I felt at the time.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Glued to the screen . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Yes...
...and the more I think about it the more I want this film to exist.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# if i had any inluence over that shitty town, i'd have them all killing themselves.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:43, archived)
# USER PARTICIPATION REQUIRED
To appreciate this post, please un-maximise your browser window,
grab hold of one of the sides* and move it left and right.

Humming a jolly ditty may add to the enjoyment

*of the browser window, NOT the accordion!

edit: looks better in a reply window as it won't move up and down so much.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Fucking
Woo

*Clicked*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# That's fucking fantastic :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# science!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Clevah!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# FUCKING YES

is this some sort of christian magic?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# oooh I've been a jolly ploughboy for many a year
and oi've sat on some rocks
and I've dranked up some beer
but never have oi sawed such a sight to behold
as a cow that's on heat
and my cock in the cold.

nice work. I like this a lot, hence the song.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Fucking nice.
Make it screen size then we can hold the sides of our screens and do it.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# No can do, I'm afraid.
If it started off full-width, it'd push the right-hand image to the next line as soon as you made it a bit smaller. I think.

If you want to fuck around with it, highlight the pics only, "view selection source code" (in FF), copy and paste the source code into a new message (or a full-screen reply) and change the "width=xx%" number. (don't post it, obviously!)

edit: credit to Mystery Bob for posting something a few days ago with similar image attribute shenanigans, which inspired this post.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I already did all that :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# ahh
it all makes sense now, firebugged and now I see why you settled on 30%... didn't realise there were two fixed end-bits
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# this is very very clever.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Ha Ha.
Thats fucking great.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Sounds good too !
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze boxed !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)
# frigging
woosome!
*clicks*
*hums*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Does it REALLY move?
I've no idea how to do what your instructions suggest - or am I being conned?

I'm feeling very...


What do you do? - in simpleton terms please
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Make your browser smaller
grab the edge
pull it smaller, then bigger again.
It doesn't really get much simpler than how it's already explained, heheh.
Click the button just left of close on your browser, or double click the title bar.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Ok
I did that and the accordian closed but it won't do anything else?

I can't seem to "grab" the edge to make it do anything
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Grab the edge of the browser itself, not the accordion...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Thanks for your patience Clansoul!
That's bloody clever!

Clicked and Woo!

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I am wearing a hat.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# hats make everything better
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# instructions edited accordingly.
or is it accordiongly?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# badum-tish!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# that's not how they sound :[
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# *sad trombone*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Click . . . I Like This . . . and save for laters . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)
# This is super awesome internets magic at its best.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# oh, now that's just fucking genius!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Hell yes.
*clicky*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Genie
Arse!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)
# heh, this is silliness. good stuff.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:42, archived)
# ooh you clever clogs
brill stuff
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)
# I think this is genius.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# its playtime
*giggles*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# woo !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# replying to my own post:
this appears to work differently under Windows 2000 compared to XP - with XP the images resize while you are moving the window, whereas under 2000 they only move after you have let go of the edge handle.

I assume this is how 2000 does things as IE also operates the same. Apologies if you are on 2000 as the effect is not nearly so good :[ If anyone knows how to force browsers operating under win 2000 to resize while you are dragging, reply here or gaz me.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# isn't there an option to
'show window contents while dragging' in the display properties effects tab ?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# fucking genius,
cheers spa :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# This is fantastic.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
# that's
clebber
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# clever bastard
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Jinkies!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:52, archived)
# hahahhaha
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Schnoo-schnoo?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Perversely true
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Have you seen the new Indiana Jones fillum yet?
I went yesterday and I really enjoyed it. :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Careful of what I wish for . . .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Y HELO THAR!!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)
# O HAI!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I hear she likes to give a little head
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# i bet her head's shrunk even more in the last four years.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# it's a bitch trying to find a helmet to fit her
when we go on bike rides. I've taken to buying speed racer action figures and adding some padding.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# i'll loan you my skull from when i was an infant.
it should fit her.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# who is this bint?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# some google hag
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Google Hag is my new best phrase.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
# GOOGLE HAG lives under every preview button, don't squish her!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Must....resist ....urge..to...KILL WITH FLAMING HAMMERS OF DESTRUCTION +9
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# well, she has nice tits
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# ohai
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# o hAi gOOGLE HAG'S SISTER!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Hahahah reminds me of these

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I also did this one, which includes copious amounts of Sheehan.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Along with this
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# I SHALL notpearoast
fuckit
.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Gotta hand it to ya . . .
it's well worth it !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Beastiality is ALWAYS hilarious


Click for bigger (100KB)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I don't know
I just like Synaesthesia.
Best of all the neurologically-based phenomenons
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
# this is brilliant, by the way
i could watch this all day
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# also: rawr.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:05, archived)
# 'ning wet one.
Also: wet here.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:05, archived)
# o hello.
wet and hot. i'm tired of being sticky - bring on winter.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# We have the cold version.
Can't say it's any better.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:13, archived)
# i'd gladly trade you.
i have to go out in it in a few minutes. ugh.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# This doesn't appear to be on the their website
/perplexed ;)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:47, archived)
# (y)etiquette!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)
# This is not getting the attention it deserves!
Woo.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# thanks to you and capitan.
just a pearoast, no need to get excited.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:38, archived)
# Very good
yetti it seems to have been overlooked.

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)
# hahahaha
i love it
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Blob, you need to sharpen up and focus.
You're all hazy and ghey at the moment.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
# At least there isn't a woman riding it,
women cause damage on the blob.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)
# White carpet.
Women cause blob damage.

Try getting the insurance to pay out for that one.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
# he is the blob,
i feared and wiped!

woo yeah *click*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Me too !
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
# i am no-one but i'm well-known
for i am the man who's a blob.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:37, archived)
# Real life happenings going on right now.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# FIGHT!!!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# hahaha
This remains a firm favourite.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# best toap ever
*goes off to rotfel a bit*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)
# aarh!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# :P
Sorry Prodigy, I couldn't help myself.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Ooh,
I like the tongue out concentrated look!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I AM ANS ARTIST.
SEE HOW I HAVE MASTERED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Haha I do this myself sometimes :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Don't you mean
:P
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Death to Luddites!
Sabotage the Saboteurs!
Condemn those who oppose the cotton mills!
etc. etc.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)
# VIVA LA /BOARD!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Hahahah!
*remembers*
Okay, I'm truely off now
Bye bye b3ta!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# *Injects with F5-itus*
Muhahahahahaaaaa
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i don't use F5
i use the go arrow, as it takes me to the top of the page on a reload
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Surely you can set F5 as the hotkey for that if its your preference.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Hello, you.
I enjoy your stuff. It really grapes my squildo.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
# yay internets!!!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# :D but are you "Yay technology"?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I want a HD telly
been looking at one and I want it!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Hurrah!
*Welcomes*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# What do i get
a lime badge?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)
# You should already have one of those.
Know this: HD TVs only rock if you have a HD source.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I got a 360 - thats the reason I want one
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Antidisunincomprehensible . . .
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Nevermind.
Whatever it was has stopped happening now.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)
# It took longer to spell it than spill it . . .
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# *BONKS*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Local punters only please
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)
# folk?
fork?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Flak
In other news, M. Night Shyamalan wants to film a trilogy of Charles Dickens novels.
Apparently there'll be a Twist at the end.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# preciousssssss
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)
# that's hideous.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Agreed.
Napalm?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# hammers
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Napalm hammers?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# She's busy . . .
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Evenin' chaps. New Zombie blog image posty thingy.

CFB (B=Blog)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Yes!
Great :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# O-positive ?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)
# You've got red on you.
Woo!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Wowee, that's ace :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# apologies if dunbibbed
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I was about to ask what an Ood is then I googled it.
Your post is funny but Doctor Who is boring.
*ducks*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# *apathises*
someone else will defend it
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# The last two episodes were quite good I thought.
*ducks*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Teeheehee! :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)
# good use of ainsley
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# There's no good use of Ainsley
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# There might be one inside this
GIANT GRINDER OF DOOM....
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# If only he had cancer.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Plant food . . . not people . . .
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Eyemazing !
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Ooh, that's nice
Is she in a really wide train carriage? No, that makes no sense. Where is she?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
# in a really wide train carriage
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
# BOOM!, I go now.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Sog-Sog-Sog!!!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
#
Object Oriented Design
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)
# O R'lyeh
?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Dr Who tiem?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *klink*
excellent. and how much better would it have been with that in the episode?
(yes, doctor who teim)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)
# M KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# you see that M Kahn?
that's you, that is
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)
# she was a freaky peice of skin
did wonders for billie piper though =P
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)

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