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[challenge entry] Dwain Chambers, I'm shit on flash ok and this uplaod shit pisses me off
(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Arf!
Nice animation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Eddie Murphy's beefed up for the role of Gandhi.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)
# you got there in the end
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)
# yeh just about
shame it had to be a gif
(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# it's what we all use
you can always post a still and link to a flash if you'd rather.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)
# almost there, almost there, almost there......

Just some additions to the intro sequence to go and it's done.
Behold the gorgeous new blur filter I just splashed out on to make it all the more lovely.
And on seeing the first test render I immediately splashed out again
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Sweeney Todd, Mrs. Lovett
And some unidentified big girl's blouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)
# If I shake my head manically it looks like it's moving.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Stop that and pull your pants up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I move away from the keyboard to wank.
Choooooooooooooklate paaain.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)
# i remove my glasses and squint for added blurry lovliness
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# eezer gooood
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Excellent!
How long you been working on this?
(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)
# in my spare time
(outside of work, b3ta stuff, Goldfrapp concerts, an advert, some other stuff, sleep and putting it on hold for a bit) roughly two months.

Had I been doing it full time I reckon a week plus rendering
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)
# an advert
tell us more
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# not a real one, a comedy one for a B3ta product
It's not quite out of the oven yet, but hopefully shortly after this music video is cooked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# i look forward to seeing it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Looking good.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Is this a trendy camden emo's wet dream?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)
# SO whats this for then mister?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)
# If I were Noel Fielding,
and I had any idea of this, I would be so fucking weirded out by the whole thing.

But apart from that, this is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# OOP, NO....
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# No, yep, it's still amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Ohh
I get it...
(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:24, archived)
# haha :D
I believe it's part of a whole animation, but I'm not overly sure. Happytoast, could you possibly just go over the basic concept for the hard of thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Its a music video
this is a frame of the chorus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Oooh! Wanna see, wanna see!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Ooo.
I can't wait to see the finished thing. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# That's looking mighty good
can't wait till the torpedo hits the shaft and we see what this is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
# It looks like
either Tim Burton and Helennah Bonham Carter...

or KariN and StatiK from Collide.
(Jediwannabe, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# oh yes...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)
# She's got it in her mouth!!!
Woo!.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# ace....Im now waiting in anticipation for "the joy socks" to get posted below :)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)
# i almost did "the joy of sacks"
but i couldn't be arsed to find some decent source pics of sacks.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Sects? Specs? Tipex?
Possibilities are endless.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH the joy of tipex..
see that would merit buying a copy of the book, tipexing where the naughty bits would be and then drawing them on top in biro.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Probably already versions like that in every library throughout the country.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# if i find a copy of it very cheap, i will!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:14, archived)
# do sacks of joy
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# *refuses to repost*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:13, archived)
# do it for me archie, i've not seen it before!
go on get it out.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)
# *whips it out*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
cor! look at that hair!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Socks! Why did it have to be socks.

(Mongrel, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:30, archived)
# FUCKIN BIG FAT WOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOO!
* Possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen!

* FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Page 15: Horn Techniques.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I'd reed it
but it costs a tenor...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Thats Tuba-d
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Only the top brass could afford that
Brass?
Anyone?
Brass?
Brass?

To hell with you
(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# A well orchestrated pun that.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Cor Anglais! Bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:13, archived)
# bet she is loving the vibrations off of it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:13, archived)
# haha
this is one pun-tastic thread.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I found a stray trumpet tree in my garden the other day.
.
.
.
I rooted it 'oot

Hmm, more of an aural Scottish joke there. Oh well
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:19, archived)
# aural you say,,,oooer..sounds a bit naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I liked it :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# tonight I have been watching my friend play chuzzles
and I thought, well there's a great marketing opening. Cute figures in varying colour ways that you can buy and cherish.

I made myself a Notachuzzle.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I don't know what it is, but if you put it on b3ta it magically changes into a bollock with eyes and one pube seen from above
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Yep!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# i really did pick the wrong colour for the body, didn't i?
must be a subconscious b3ta thing
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
#
b3ta loving teh cock
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Nice, have this to celebrate.
www.b3ta.com/links/Amir_Khan_punches_Christs_cock
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Here ya go.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# MUST OBEY OPTIMUS
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:40, archived)
# T'aint no messin with the Prime
Unless when he's a pussy in a Spielberg film
(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I had a cracking argument with some teenagers last summer
who wouldn't believe that Bumblebee was supposed to be a Beetle.

Fucking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Jolly good
Even alien robots recognised the Beetle's retro-greatness
(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# hahahaha.
i remember years ago someone do post-optimus prime and it got fp's.
hurrah for transformers.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Dear god man!
That's almost enough to drive me back to drink

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Hehe....
DON'T DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:45, archived)
# three weeks now
I'm quite enjoying the novelty :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# T.J (can I jack my own thread?)
Is there any way on telling my computer to switch itself off at a certain time?My bandwidth limit has changed so I need to stop downloading before 8 am, preferrably without getting up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I'm pretty sure you can get timer plug things,
to turn it off at the socket at set times. If that's any good.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# But that wouldn't shut it down, properly.
There may be a program...Come on Geeky b3tans someone must know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)
# My only other idea is bribe someone to do it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Best say up until 8 then

or
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)
# They look interesting
Ooh, free ones too!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# and if you want to do it without extra software:
www.winxptutor.com/schsd.htm

although I've always used Poweroff.

I'll make a note of that site though, looks useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I just googled for shutdown software or something
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Cheers Dude.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Glass..... sorry class!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:54, archived)
# yeees, YEEEES!
YEEEES!My pun army will soon be complete . . . MWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Your punami!!
o_O

Ningly Dave, how Tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:02, archived)
# here comes the laughter roadtrain
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Literal Road Sign

(Virulent, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Pfffft!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Boom
The epic tale of a road sign
(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:33, archived)
# it's bindun
but this is still teh woo.

does anyone do line illustration type things and could give me a hand with some problems?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Literal Road Sign 2

What about this one?
(Virulent, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:46, archived)
# i dont think so
but then again, i dont know.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Cool.

I do hope that's unshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# lol
sorry no, was a 2 minute follow on to the first one.
(Virulent, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Was the first one unshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# No...
The car was actually Red.
(Virulent, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Top shop, I can hardly tell
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Aceness.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Silliness is always good :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I work in traffic
and the no motor vehicles sign is almost officially known as the 'flying motorcycle' sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Based on actual events


Click for bigger (76KB)

This is what it is like when i explain about friends i know well online.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Hahahaha true
:D

Edit: RIGHT my flatmates are annoying the shittingfuckpiss out of me with techno so I'm going to throw stuff at the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Best throw the sea at your flatmates
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Awesome
Maybe you should skim thier CDs
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)
#
You need RoomieVol
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha
I really do!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:33, archived)
# this is a problem for me
"you're going to london this weekend"
"yeah, just going to meet a few guys i know from the internet"
"you're going to get raped"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Yes because apparently
Internet = Rape
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Of course not








... *rape*
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# We're all here, hoping this to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I met my girlfriend online
and she hasn't raped me.



yet.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that dude.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I keep taking the Rohypnol
but she wont take the hint :(
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
# My mother always thinks this...
Always telling me about how everyone I know on the internet is probably a paedophile...
(Although I'm 18 next month, so then technically it won't be paedophillia)

The internet consists of 2 types of people. Paedophiles and me.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:43, archived)
# He's onto us,
get the fuck out of here everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:44, archived)
# i met mr b3th on the interweb
at the time, i was quite happy with the outcome

EDIT: occasionally i still am...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Yep.
Trying to explain a b3ta bash to a girl at work was hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)
# try explaining a tog convention
people really think you're weird then.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:40, archived)
# They have meets about quilt weights?
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Especially when you say your going to a bash
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:40, archived)
#
a .... one out
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Yes!
Meself & Reckless Rik concocted a ridiculous story involving stealing a flamingo from a casino in Budaphest to explain how we met...
everyone believed it :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# You are Dylan Moran AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Haha
there was a slight 'influence' ;)
but no volavaunts
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
# That's because it's clearly true
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Indeeds :)
nings etc.
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
# cock!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# o.O
my word, those sound fx make me feel funny funny things

nice anim
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# also, this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Does your two-legged cock have large talons?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Mashymashymashmash

evening all
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Graar!
That's aces.
'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:20, archived)
# that is rather wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
# thats so good!
and freaky.

also this may possibly be one of the best song titles ever:
"i've been fucking your daughters and pissing on your lawn".

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I need to hear this song
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# i'm trying to track it odwn...only problem being is that billy childish has to be one of the most prolific musicians going and has over a 100 albums to his name
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# you tried cr3ation?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Did he bite off his other wing?
Woo, very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:26, archived)
# in a freak jaffa cake accident
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Ah well
we've all been there
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Creepy
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:33, archived)
# hahaha
Just proves we really have all been there...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I don't have any wings left at all any more.
Bastard jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:37, archived)
# We've all been there.
Things get a little frantic when jaffa cakes are involved
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Oooh that's rather nice
Good evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Brily fab .Woo.


Ning

and all too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:27, archived)
# ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# ...

Too subtle?
Apparently so.
That or just not funny.
Probably the latter.
It's in the filename.
I'll shut up now.
/monologue
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:10, archived)
# i got it but i'm on the phone
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Well hang up!
B3ta is more important than the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:21, archived)
# this particular bit of the real world is responsible for manipulating my bits
so she gets priority
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:22, archived)
# B3ta can manipulate your bits too, but only in a photoshopping sort of way.
Ok fair enough, tell her I said hi.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Ouch!

well I get it :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Are they called the People's Democratic Front or something?
I always thought Zanu sounded like some weird overlord FROM SPACE!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Did somebody say Sugarwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:05, archived)
# 4 looks like ally cambell
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I was going to say Jack Bauer
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:10, archived)
# DEAR GOD NO!!!!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:11, archived)
# looks like wossy's cock is out to!
slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:12, archived)
# shit !!
didn't notice that :(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:13, archived)
# More CDC for everyone!


Vote Cock!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I'm not voting for bollocks what this many hairs on it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Strictly three hairs per ball?
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Damn right.

b3ta.com/board/8491767
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I wonder if anyone here works in the beauty industry
Hair removal in particular ... you could have the Brazilian, the Porn Star, and the B3ta for males.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Arf

I know I'm living the b3ta dream
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Love the forest!!!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# what an odd looking cock
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Glad I don't live here...


I just realised my six year anniversary is coming up, and I've not posted for aaaaages, so figured I'd stop by and see who's around nowadays...

** pokes head around door **
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# hahaha
nice spluff
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Hahaha
I do love a bit of cock, me :]

...
No, wait!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# don't we all, sailor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# pfft

I just realised i've wasted over 6 years of my life here
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Never wasted...
...see you here in 2014..?!
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Waves at the oldies
Real men have furtive icons.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:46, archived)
# 'Tis true...
I wonder how much a noob might pay for one on eBay!
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:31, archived)
# HA HA
Higher porpoise
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)
# More puns?
I think something fishy is going on.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Are you starting a new pun thread?
just for the hallibut
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Wouldn't even bream of it!
And with that, I'm off
Buh-bye, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# he he that's a goodun
I pike it alot
ta ta
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# This is still a fucking classic

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:58, archived)
# nutsack hill is where porn should take place
'the little house on nutsack hill'
'The castle on nutsack hill' etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# A grand idea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)
# What's the name of that spunk lake?

Yeah, I know....wanking makes you blind and all that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)
# It's called
Jizz Pond...
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Oh, btw, my first Touch-Device-Image:

Yes, it was fingerpainted. Want another, done with teh stylus?
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Three. Pubes. Per. Bollock.

You don't want to be naughty-banned, now do you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Keep em coming
!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:02, archived)
# All he wanted was a hug.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Golly
that is one skinny child.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Fuck
That's great :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# That boy's
loincloth needs re-arranging for sure. Oo-er!

Ace picture too :)
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# I believe the wedgie
is a valid move in professional Sumo.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:16, archived)
# It always looks like they're trying to do that
in the photos, innit.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:58, archived)
# hehehhe
thats ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# thats brilliant
doesn't it feel good not doing gnops?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Gnops are people too

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:23, archived)
# i don't know what i think now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# belly's gonna get you.....
lully monster-gut action :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:32, archived)
# just excellent!
you should enter that character into the computer game character compo in the newsletter! truly ace!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:05, archived)
# :D
But that might require effort, something I am distincly lacking in.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Genius!

*clickities*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
# uhoh
it somehow resembles this:

(Forceflow, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Who's my money on this year at Wimbledon?
Photobucket

Andy Marr-y of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Are you saying Andrew Marmite win?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Well he hasnt lost,
at yeast, not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Extractly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)
# at yeast you're trying . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Oh My!
Has Dave the hat repeated a pun? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
#
ME!?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Andrew Marmite
You either 15-0 him or hate him . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)
# thats a foul pun
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Don't get the 'ump . . .
. . .


. . . ire

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)
# i dedeuce we're in for a pun filled evening
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:12, archived)
# not unless we finish this Game.............
..set and match
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Well we are starting from a strong base(line)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# i don't know how more aballing puns i can take
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Shut yer racquet!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:17, archived)
# there's nets to no effort going in here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:20, archived)
# you've set the standard now

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:22, archived)
# i've definatly met my match.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:28, archived)
# All the puns have been ace

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:18, archived)
# nah,
I'm sneaking out soon . . . with Annette . . . unless I'm court!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
# we won't grass you

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:20, archived)
# REMEMBER
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Oh I do love a bit of silliness :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:23, archived)
# fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:18, archived)

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